Cheltenham edish !!
>>219881262Think of all the lovely money
therapy dog in an insane asylum
Had lunch but still hungry. Truly a modern tragedy.
big fan of this auto-translate feature on twittermakes you realise how much the world hates one another lmao
I’m going to my mummy’s for tea today!
Miley Cyrus (18) coma sex
I absolutely FORBID anyone from posting cute fish jiffs and webbums in this thread. Don't do it!
>>219881306Ivan ivanovic absolutely seething
>>219881306Twitter is almost exclusively full of angry bitter incels. That's why you're seeing hate on there
>>219881262where's the diversity?
>>219881329Don't get it
>>219881325Fsh
false start !!
>>219881329wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole
>>219881358how old is a horse this size? its so cute
heatherfreak posted in the wrong thread, scream>>219881347
any of you lads use a VPN
>>219881306That’s just friendly banter?
>>219881329would love to touch her with my 4 inch knob
Foden little fish fella
Having a steak canadian me
>>219881388no mr Keir sir
>>219881388fuck off ofcom
>>219881357norm trend about "splitting the G" (drinking the guiness down to the half way mark on the capital G on the glass on the first sip)
>>219881338Theres also porn
you're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak
>>219881388Yes I do, for certain... purposes...
>>219881391then why am I in tears?
>>219881388Sometimes but barely ever for ban evasion if that’s what you’re asking. Though mine works for it
>>219881406That doesn't seem that difficult. Downing it would have been more impressive
dua lipa ten inch strap-on up my arse
>>219881406She failed btw
>>219881416ummy
>be a woman in the 80s or 90s get paid 18k a year for being a care worker in the council>dustbinmen get paid 20k>30years later some jew lawyer says actually your jobs should be equitable>sue the council>council goes bankrupt having to backpay thousands of women>council have to cut costs>dustman go on strike>2026 no bin collections in birminghamMad how women ruin everything
>>219881419you’re a sensitive young lad xx
Once saw a wild weasel or possibly a stoat. Had never seen one outside of animals of farthing wood and didn't realise the lads actually lived in our countryside. It was nice before I wanted everyone in the world including myself to die. Animals can carry on though.
ayatollah? I hardly knew 'er!
>>219881450Literally smart / casual
Cups closed
you could lay on a girls butt for ages and she wouldnt fart. if she needed to fart she would hold it in and stay there
need to stop thinking about her so often
>>219881472Israel getting a bye
>>219881472Welsh people rubbing their coal blackened hands with glee
>>219881472games gone
listening to a song about horses
>>219881486>buttFOY
timmy, go and get lotion from aunty's shop
>>219881505ok but what are you doing canadaanon
>>219881525l'm supposed to be angry and seethe at this yeah?
>>219881525Seems like she's happyBut then she didn't ask you and your /britfeel/ mates for permission so I can see your issue with it
>Boy, 16, arrested after girl is stabbed at schoolme own son, a bloody incel
>>219881525long-necked daisy throat di bbcshe'll pick a timmy when she's 38 and ready to settle down
Bankberg put a block on my card and wants me to ring them because I ordered a collectable figurine from Amazon in a drunken stupor at 4 am.Fuck my retard life...
>>219881525and how exactly has she managed to fund 15 years of dossing about
>>219881549come on matejust get a little angryjust a bitcome on
>>219881525angry and seething at this
>>219881567youre "white"
Fella on the right is the one who took Tilde (currently known as Employed Woman)'s virginity.
>>219881549>>219881551Oh my gosh you are so angry ahhahahaha
>>219881420thought most of the addresses would be banned here
>>219881566and the ethnicity of this boy out of interest?
still not bought a television; there's too many to choose from
>>219881586does ebin still post on /britfeel/?
timmy will scoop her up and beta provide for her
>>219881329What’s the point of chugging a stout I get it with lager since it’s nice and refreshing
>>219881589One i use is residential ips only
>>219881570last time this happened to me it was after I bought lactation porn off ManyVids while I was stoned and horny lol>>219881586is that the one with the weird long fingers
>>219881586Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread, /britfeel/ is several boards down
>>219881586And how do you know this?
What would YOU do if a policeman was knocking at the door?
>>219881611it's literally just a dumb meme that normies are trying to make a "tradition"
>>219881605scream
>>219881616Lol why couldn't you just find it for free? There's always a gif thread on it. You horny little fella.
>>219881642start barking so they call the paw patrol...
>>219881616holy grimoli
>>219881642depends if l needed to piss or shit
>>219881611They are splitting the G u absolute virgin just fuck off now
>>219881605hotter than 99% of porn
>>219881586It’s absurd how many tripfags from /britfeel/ either became trannies or fucked them. Regardless they’re both still in touch.
>>219881596People have long since accepted that blacks' higher T causes occasional aggression. That changes nothing, Rorke. Go back to waiting on your shrill, monkey-faced Pang Pang wife.
>>219881655because I'm a bit of a lactation porn connoisseur and those threads are just the same ancient clips being reposted over and over
>>219881605Imagine being one of the background extras for this shit. Mental.
>>219881306based ivan ivanov ivanovich
>>219881702Well alright then, I've been known to dabble somewhat myself so I can see the appeal. As you were.
>>219881676Plenty of trans people on /brit/ too we just don't bring it up because we know how hostile this place is and it would make both the constant porn and transphobia spam even worse
>>219881738Stupid berge
>>219881756show us your knob x
>>219881702diora baird done any yet?
>>219881525This is the kind of posh girl that lives in brighton her parents live in Surrey and she votes green. Guaranteed
>>219881642Answer the door of course
>>219881738it's probably my strongest fetish, cultivated from stumbling on Milena Velba during the early days of wanking, but it's a curse because even now it's quite niche and very hard to find decent new content to scratch the itch
>>219881666I still don’t really know what this means and don’t really care to
>>219881586getting bummed up the arse doesnt count as losing your v card
Greens and Reform are the only English parties that support keeping jury trials while all the others want them scrapped Funny that ain't it?
oh yeah that shipman lad bummed poleaboo didn't he
>>219881854That’s the working theory
>>219881822You'll have no complaints when I rape your arse raw then, since as you say bumming doesn't count as sex and your virginity would remain intact.
>Warwick Davis was supported by a mystery woman as he accepted his OBE from The Prince Of Wales on Wednesday 11th March 2026, after crediting her as 'Sponge' and for 'teaching him to love and having sexual intercourse with him' following his wife's death
this used to be a mythical fairy forest but brits turned it unto ecologically dead pastureland
>>219881904Good
>>219881904Yorkshiremen failed to act on something taking place in their own back garden did they, QUELLE SURPRISE!
>>219881895>my friends, you bow to no one
>>219881895she's well fit how did he get her?
>>219881943being a wealthy recognisable actor probably helped
>'teaching him to love and having sexual intercourse with himhad an imagination wank of this nature this very morning to the thought of my secondary school English teacher from back when I was 16. Wasn't even that fit but you know how it is.
>>219881943BDD: Big Dwarf Dick
Right well that’s the paki at the vape shop also trying to sell me weed vapes
mad how boring life is sober
>>219881904The English acted in the godly fashion and tamed the wilderness, in order that it better serve the wants and needs of men. If you want to wander in the woods like some wild negro, fuck off back to the Congo
>>219881975I presume you immediately notified the local constabulary
actual poomiliation ritual
>>219881895Mad how Warwick Davis is a successful and beloved actor and TV personality with a loving family, while the incels who seethe about him will be forever alone
>>219881975based. I wish that happened to me
>>219881975Any plugged in charger behind the counter?
>>219881975It's your duty as a white man to report him to the police
I thought Spurs were meant to be good at football
>>219881960Any non fat under 40 women with tits was fair game when I was a teenager. Had a couple of teachers that I wanted desperately to get all up inside of.
>>219881986No actually. I made a purchase and will be getting stoned out my nut.>>219882007Yeah but it’s a paki not a kurd
>>219881975dab a bit of cherry blossom on your face and see if he offers you a white girl's maidenhead
having sexual intercourse with him lol
>>219882022right well that's illegal
>>219882026What's going on here then?
What's the deal with Pokémon cards?
It`sparty Time !!
Why are these tits so common nowadaysThey just look sad
imagine walking up to reporters and identifying your parter as the person you have sexual intercourse with
wish we had more wilderness it's just all fucking farms
i don’t “seethe” about warwick davisI’m just afraid of midgets
>>219882026>Stelios Giannakopoulos, Jlloyd Samuel and Nicolas Anelka line-up for Bolton Wanderers in their derby with Blackburn at Ewood Park in 2007 (colourised)
>>219882022Currently reporting you to interpol and the ICJ
>>219882015why? they haven't won the league since the 60s
>>219882057Ozempic did it
more like interpoo and the ICUP
Should I eat a packet of hula hoops? First answer wins
well he does have a normal sized cock and balls
>>219882045
>>219882047Ok Anon ..I learntaFactAboutPocket Monsters yesterday ..Originally In The WestTheyWantedto call it .. ``Pockemon`` !! https://dogasu.bulbagarden.net/features/miscellaneous/pockemon.html !!
>>219882092...did you check?
>>219882015>>219882072Clubs who've won the league title more than Spurs (3+)>Manchester United, Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester City, Everton, Aston Villa, Sunderland, Chelsea, Newcastle United, Sheffield Wednesday, Wolverhampton Wanderers, Leeds United, Huddersfield Town and Blackburn RoversClubs who've won the league title as many times as Spurs (2)>Preston North End, Burnley, Portsmouth and Derby CountyClubs who've won fewer titles than Spurs, but more recently>Ipswich Town, Nottingham Forest and Leicester CitySimple as
giant pulsating bbc
>>219882092>cock and ballalright we've had enough Spurs chat for one thread
>>219882117you can see it through his trousers
>>219882057they're peng, provided they have stiff nips
>>219882119these should be the PL teams excluding portsmouth
>>219881525I just don't understand how after 16 years you're not boredFundamentally there's only so many things to do, unless you've committed yourself to becoming a polyglot or ethnographer or something similar bouncing around hostels and going out just gets old and really doesn't vary too much from country to countryI might be making a bold assumption here but this woman doesn't give off the impression of someone travelling for a higher purpose, just avoiding the real world
>>219882045they do be lovin they scripted tik toks
>>219882119Yeah they are fucking rubbish 2bf.
A midgets head is at human arse height right? Imagine the amount of direct farts to the face they must get
must be great being warwick davis and having a five and half incher but everyone thinks you're packing because it looks a yard long compared to your homunculus body
>>219881596>>219881698It happened in Norfolk so almost certainly a white kid
>>219882155nice looking wife tbf
>>219881895>Prince of Wales>isn’t WelshFunny that
>>219882140t. Scummer
>>219881306would it kill russians to do a little bit of researched before the whataboutism shit, no one has the name "cuntvert", a fair comparison would be "john" in this case
My mum is a fucking nightmare to buy presents for cause she never tells you anything she wants.
>>219882200Candle
>>219882200fanny pads and maltesers
>>219882200get her a facial
>>219882200Literally just get her the same shit every timeBottle of wineCardFlowersChocolate
feeling VERY fruity today x
Mother's day is for mongsDon't need a special day of the year to send her a gift and tell her you love her.
My mate once bought his mum a Snickers for Mother's Day because he was one of them incels who sponge off the dole and stays indoors all day to where the days just blend together and so had to sprint down the Paki shop on the day No it wasn't me but I was one of them once so I can say it ok x
>>219882248Alri there my flatmate
>>219882270>mama 'ere iz a znail fur your delectation
Genuinely remarkable how zesty the modern man has become even in the last 5 yearsFlatmateberg uses teeth whitening strips, rubber gloves while washing the dishes and won't leave the house without "applying an spf"This bloke fights amateur boxing
We at /brit/ have outdated and frankly racist views on every nationality.
>>219882270putain
feeling um… zesty foden !!
six two sc x
https://youtu.be/7DkFsgD1ZQ0
>>219882270Si vous n'offrez pas de cadeau à votre mère pour la fête des mères, vous êtes une personne horrible.
Went to school with a kid named Garron (idk how it was spelt)Waited all year for an opportunity to say "victory is Garron-teed" but it never came upI've never had sex
>>219882393what the FUCK is this
Holy shit every day I find new ways to utterly embarrass and humiliate myself I should die just fucking die what the hell is wrong with me
>>219882397There is a world outside of the US, you know. In fact, it is much better than the US.
>>219882415who'd you give the ick this time
>>219882395Isn’t it really easy to get a root in australiaI’ve only ever met Australian women in hostels and they were all easy
>>219882415Drama queen…
to me, zesty foden is just normal foden. just a little inside into my twisted mind
>>219882317dread to think what they make are fodey do in the dressing rooms after the match :X
i'm gay
Remove your Klingon fleet from federation space immediately Garron
>are fodeyHe's not your mate
Just spend the rent money on gambling, that's me homeless then
>>219882514landlord scremaing
>>219882514maybe if you chase your losses you can turn it around and solve all your problems
Just spend the simpsons money on gambling, that's me homerless then
SEX
>>219882485umyes he is
saw the elusive chadlet outside. he had a chad face but was only about 5 foot tall.
>>219882057Unironically, too much bra wearing in earlier life
>>219882644Knew two of these and they both were legitimately autisticLike tippy toe and goofy voice autistic
there's a tranny midget dancing outside my window
Im the hardest grafter on the planet when you think about it. Nobody else on earth feels the pains of toil so accutely as I, they are mere automatons born for agricultural dredgery, the mines, service. Me? aristocrat of the soul.
Ozempic has been a disaster for the female form
have taken to frying applies in butter then baking them in honey rather than scoffing sweets and chocolate bars, much nicer and much more filling for less calories!
WELL IM A SIX POINT SEVEN ON THE RICHTER SCALEGOT RHYMES GALORE AND I NEVER FAIL
>>219882733
>>219882733Ever shagged her?
the foiddem
Just provided my drivers license to pornhub lads, feels good to be age verification compliant.
>>219882764YOURE A BORING CUNT POSTING ON THE BRITIVE READ ALL YOUR POSTS AND I THINK THEYRE SHIT
Hope my co workers don't know I'm a virgin.
>>219882785don't remember the beastie boys singing this
why does a business need to make reasonable adjustments for a mental health issue that affects key requirements of a role? foid toilberg is never on top of things but gets away with it blaming her autism and ADHD (which she also has the occasional mental health day off for) but surely businesses would be more productive if they could say well sorry but that makes you shit at the job so we'll get someone who can do it
I SNIFF BUMS I THINK THEYRE GREATMY RHYMES ARE SLICK BUT THE NIGGAS STILL HATE
GOOD AFTERNOON /brit/ NTH FOR YUNO!
>>219882780Aussies need to do that too?
transmitting jewish energy beams directly into your mind the very moment you read this post
>>219882809Someone stuck a notice on your back
suck mummy's finger? do i suck the finger?
Business idea: taking slurs and using them as compliments instead
>>219882826no, I just walk a higher moral than the common herd.
How would you describe your fashion sense?
>>219882780More of a man who jumps on a VPN to access pornography websites, myself
>>2198828702000's grunge
>>219882870fodenesque
>>219882870outdated and odd
>>219882841Is that why I want to eat fast food and get a netflix subscription all of a sudden?
>>219882921looks like he stinks of eggs
Why do wog women love princess diana
>>219882870Incellous and vile
>>219882950slave genetics
>>219882963Genuinely can’t imagine wearing sweatpants out of doors like some subhuman kys
Post some webms that give off Rockstar Vibes!
>>219882870virge-core
pureblood fat people raging at ozempic users like those anti-cochlear implant deaf folk
>>219882826yeah they snuck it in as part two of the social media ban thingwhoever could have guessed they wouldn't stop at social media
>>219882991
can't even take a stroll outdoors in the summertime without having your eyes accosted by the female tum
Say what you want but I quite like the new designs
>>219883004ah nawr nawr cunt
>>219882870Techno producer with cancer from a Wes Anderson film.
>>219883010ancient slagpost
>>219882482His name is Gowron
Dreamily imagining if the south won the civil warOH I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON, OLD TIMES THEY ARE NOT FORGOTTEN; LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY! DIXIE LAND.
>>219882985I wear sweatpants without underwear when I do my groceries, giving my fat knob and balls a day off every now and then as a treat
>>219883018Utterly bizarre boomer farage worshipper & daily mail subscriber AI facebook comment tier post
>>219882985the only trousers I own are three different coloured Slazenger joggersseem to get on alright
I want to be flamboyant and metrosexual! ZESTY if you will!
gros nibars
pornhub is kind of shit these days
Quentin Tarantino isn't even a Jew and yet he lives in Tel Aviv
>>219882985You spend 16 hours a day online bro. Not going to sit in class all day in jeans soz
>>219883110mouais
>>219883048it was a reference to >>219882395
>>219883010are chappell roan
The parallels between the North of England and Dixie are astounding.Can also say the Midlands in many respects mirrors the Midwest.
time’s moving a bit too fast, suspect those fuckers at cern are involved in this
streets are saying chicken is going on the pan
>>219883166Sorry, I didn't see that.>>219882395>>219882482HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>219883215Northern England seems much more like the rust belt
>>219883261The real British rust belt is Lincolnshire, Derbyshire, Leicestershire imo
Tony Blair CONFIRMED to have met with Epstein!!
Ngl bit sick of these Jews
Apparently Epstein was a Jew, unbelievable
>>219883288surely you can't have a british rust belt without sheffielddidn't you see the full monty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYpZpSWJeD4
>>219883326not like he had thousands of emails talking about 'the goyim' or anything
>>219883143Jeans the only other option of course
>Bridgend man says he was punched for sticking to 20mph limit
>>219883326he just lost all my respect
gfberg always kisses my willard like it's her fucking grandmothershe tries to make blowjobs cute there's nothing cute about blowjobsdaft cow
got a good beaver gif in the pipelineWaiting on the next thread
>>219883215Go on then lets hear your mong opinion
>>219883018Rorke having a melty over this
Well not every jew is child sacrificing pedophile collecting blackmail on behalf of the jewish mafia... have you considered that, rorke?
>>219883353ungrateful little man
>>219883355Is it a beaver riding on another beaver's tail?
no point wearing nice clothes if you're an ugly freak is there
>>219883345Paramedics on a mad one
>>219883344Pretty much
Zoomers will never understand thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw
>>219883393...yh
>>219883378nah no spoilers
There's a poo in my arse
sir jury trial
I am a Marine from Yorkshire. You have to acknowledge that I am from Yorkshire and then thank me for my service. It's international law
>>219883442bro is a dolphin
Oh god I'm dying this is my last ever post goodbye world
>>219883409Mad how shit limp bizkit are looking back. And i had that one album and thought it was really cool back in the day
Farage said he wants to legalise guns Ah yes I'm sure that will end well let's have yank style school shootings shall we?
>>219883442Marine la Fen
>>219883506it'd be fine if only legalised them for whites
just trying to get this thread over with faster to see the beaver gif
>>219883506Guns are legal though. Rupert Lowe has like 20
>>219883506most yank school shooters were either on heavy doses of SSRI's or other psychiatric drugs.
>>219883010Lovely tum
>>219883506If you give every kid a gun there won't be any school shootingsEven better, give every kid a dead man's switch that detonates the entire school if they are harmed. Mutually assured destruction
3R>>219881267 >>219881267
>>219883530>Whites never do school shootingsAhh I love retard posts
why do jfs insist on making the new
>>219883566girl the post count?
>>219883592>>219883592>>219883592
great now we have two new's
ffs rorke
>>219883589this is /brit/
NEW (Post-310 and non-Aethiop)>>219883648>>219883648>>219883648
>>219881572Volunteer work for meals and accommodation. Bar work. Club promotions. Just keep making contacts and making good impressions.
