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>>219884004>The CIA made me swear o algo
Im gonna post in this thread
>>219883974>Iranic people used to be extremely widespread in Europe and Asia>cucked by the expansion of the Slavics, Germanics, Turkics, Uralics, Mongolics, and the CaucasiansName a bigger downfall than the Iranic peoples
How long can you stay in the dead hang position, cumsters?
Just rammed my fucking skull into my bedframe ripping off my hoodie
>>219884095The people of iran will rise again. Trust the plan
It's Hump Day (whatever that means)
The sky is so beautiful
>>219884130American cuisine
>>219884080hey
I invested FOUR posts in this thread so you freaks better keep it going while I am away, compriendes?
I like the interactions between Plucky and Shirley the Loon
>>219884212Having dinner?
>>219884212Staje zitt COGLIONE
>>219884203H-h-hi...
>>219884228No im training soon>>219884235We talians need to stay united, no infighting
>>219884280No more brother wars.
>>219884212you're 0/4 so far
>>219884280Ok fraÈ 'o verSiamo cchiù forte insiem
So anyway, the girls in the car suckin him off, when pow, the phone rings and it's his wife
Just replaced all the blood in my cock with milk. It’s time for me to die now.
>>219884316Im a 10/10 for your mom
Oh, paesan bringin the heat
>>219884366Had a blood test 2 days ago and the blood taker had a lazy eye. I thought for sure he was gonna miss a vein
My boss looks like this and I want her
>>219884385jokes on you, i have two dads
>>219884417>Blood testDid you pass?
>>219884439
hello
>>219884417I love you
Post funny and offensive memes
>>219884457I did terribleI got an O-
>>219884481Consider yourself at homeConsider yourself one of the familyWe've taken to you so strongIt's clearwe're going to get along
what do yinz make of the ohio bigfoot sightings
>>219884501Wowzers
>>219884504
>>219884504how about just funny memes?
>>219884548>32kNot quite
>>219884437How old is she and is she the type to chastisingly jack you off?
Oliver Twist ass niggas
>>219884610I dunno in her 40s or some shit
2006 jeep compass 180k miles $12,000low ballers will be ignored
Your 40s are the old age of your youth and the youth of your old age
Oliver Nipple Twist
>>219884600What do you know?
>>219884646I KNOW WAT I GOT.......
>>219884640and is she the type to chastisingly jack you off?
>>219884547:^]
>>219884664Man you are not old at 40 by any stretch
>>219884671It's a secret
Milf femdom is so hot
>>219884704Io saccio ma it is the end of your youth
>>219884803This guy gets it
>>219884803Missed out on getting taken advantage of as a young man by a horny cougar award
>>219884860#Me Too
>tfw no oversexed hot pants cougar to stuck her hand down your pant inappropriately in her office at work with the door closed
Should I go to the gym if I haven't eaten in days
https://youtu.be/XxB72Ee19cQIF THE TRUTH CUTS LIKE A KNIFETHE PAIN YOU'RE FEELING SERVES YOU RIGHTOH MAN, CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP TONIGHT
I can't stop jerking off
I am the eepiest of all the tiny church mice at the sacred heart cathedral
>>219884954>she will never report you to HR after she loses interest in you because you busted too early while fucking in the office
>>219884977Not unless you want to fall out and be resuscitated by the horny gym milf
>>219885042It's over.
You work at a dildo factory. You have two options:>kill a pig to test your dildos on>test your dildos on a live pigWhich is more ethical?
>>219885095dildos arent tested bro
pooberg? extradited to poo-lestineweeberg? trinkulatedenchiladaberg? eviscerated in the tumsteinpropa gud wun dissPHWOAAAAR
I’m just a sleepy little guy. Just a small little guy sleeping peacefully soon.
>>219884954phwoar SEXwould bust propa horrorshow inside diss wenchoid
>>219885117it’s a thought experiment
>>219885095Live pigHow else would i know if it's enjoyable?
>>219885158U cappn rn ong
Please Mistress, may I cum?
>>219885153Comfy!
Going to make sourdough bread
IIIIIIIM NOT THE KIND OF GIRL WHOOO GIVES UP JUUUUUST LIKE THAAAAA-AAAAT
>>219885186i want permanent shleep
>>219885181LMAO but I haven't heard anyone say "say less" in a while do the kids still say it?
I think I'm dying
>>219885204patience, grasshopper
>>219885170>wow the pig hates it
Me the whole day today
>>219884417I had a blood test a couple weeks ago and I had a vasovagal response the first time they tried to prick me. Had to lie down.
>>219885254the wretched should not have to wait
>>219885287Just wanna scoop her up and give her a cuddly squeeze
>>219885291Life is like the Hotel California You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
>>219885253Made one, get up on it
>>219885269Lol>>219885289Nerves?
Soil and six feet underKept just like we wereBefore you knew you'd know meAnd you know me
You're laughing. Dolphins are fucking human women and you're laughing.
why do homosexuals have dead eyes and creepy accents?
>>219885291only optimists commit suicide
>>219885397Sic semper degenerates
>>219885386mother nature BTFO
>>219885386They're doing this to me tomorrow
>>219885417ive only heard of pessimists doing it
Yo, 2016 was off the fucking hinges bro
Saw a mother at the store driving a full sized van. I hope someday I have enough children to necessitate such a vehicle. Sadly in this day and age a man of moral worth is often overlooked for the more treacherous types
>>219885473Of you were a pessimist you would never kill yourself because pessimism dictates hell exists. If you're annoptimist you just think death is the end of it all, e basta
>>219885397They were molested
Imagine how brief this moment is. It’s already gone!
They did surgery on a grape
>tfw no SEA gf with pet water buffalo to chew sugar cane in the rice fields with
>>219885511>Muslims back then: HAHA Allah (swt) we have once again killed you kafirs, ISIS will win. We will do another terror attack against the infidels!>Muslims now: That Pakistani muslim terrorist was a mossad agent bro, that's not a muslim. Think of the international law bro, please, like and share to stop the zionists.Are they just that buckbroken now?
>>219885647I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit
>>219885333Maybe yeah. I think it's common
Almost destroyed my elbows by attempting a two-claps push up
>>219885681They thought they were winning, now they're losing
>>219885657Timmies go mad with lust for this
I remember one time I made a joke that I'd beat someone up irl if I saw them using /cum/ because I would automatically assume they're a racist and sexist, and spinster enthusiastically agreed with me
>>219885758They call literally every muslim a mossad agent now
>>219885774>>219885758But can you do 10 two-claps push ups
>>219885774>all that internet tough guy, sigma edit, reddit tier garbage most men cringe at, foids love.REALLY makes you think.
>>219885795I can do ten clap thrusts on your mom from behind
>>219885795I can do two 10 clap pushups
>>219885832
>>219885873I'll make your ass clap
Currently posting from the beach
>>219885832?Shut up ciccio
It's a jersey thing
Ben Shapiro had an eyebrows transplant
>>219885873I believe you, an agarthian man would never lie
>>219885937post pic
>>219885937Ah so you finally made it. Any big booty hoes? It's not raining is it?
>>219885984I have to switch from incognito 1 sec>>219886004I got scared of the crowd of chads and found a secluded area
>>219885980He kinda looks like Paul Simon
Is it just me or has that one leaf been saying he's going to move to Poland in the next 3 months for like 2 years at this point?
What did he do wrong here, gentlemen?
>>219886041He is gonna move in your mom's cunt
>>219885984
>>219886099Are you gathering clams for your clam chowder?
Ah, bedda la spiagga, eh? Sun and sand, blue waves
On the train to Berlin.Negro in front of me and he fucking REEKS of weed.Such an unpleasant smell.
>>219885473cioran's point was people who end up killing themselves do so because of unmet expectations or desires. if you're a pessimist, you have no positive expectations and are cynical towards your passions and desires. you can never be disappointed which makes you gosh darn near immune to suicide
>>219886090be unattractive
>>219886095Bit rude there, I rescind my support for you posting in /cum/
>>219886134Mogged
Didn't do anything all day again today
>>219886090he sounds cool to me
>>219886090I don't know which app that is
>>219886176Days not over yet
>>219886176>all dayIt's barely over half-way through the day thoughbeit
>>219886176me? woke up at 12 pm award
>>219886123I'm gathering sun rays to destroy my skin
>>219886165This is the italian donna gatto before and after
Braun = BrownSchweig = be silentBrown, be silent!There are two Indians on the train and they’re talking nonstop.
>>219886280We can see your reflection in the screen
>>219886299kek
>>219886320Am I sexy to you?
>>219886355Bist herlich, you double checked it
>>219886396As a science lover I knew a reflection of myself on a matte screen and from that angle was impossible so you just trolled yourself and lost the game
There's no point in eating vegtablesI'm just gonna eat fruit, meat, and dairy
What is the appeal of MOBAs
>>219886447You are still not 100% rational, man of science
bitch ass dairy jews put 3 1/2 cups of cream in a “””pint””” of cream. Fucking gay earth, if I was trans I’d kill a CEO in roblox no cap
>>219886448But fruits are vegetables
Maybe there is hope for a fat fuck like me after all
>>219886494No, but some vegetables are fruit, such as your beloved tomato
>what's up with these kids and their BOOBBALOOPPA nowadays?! I don't get it it doesn't sizzle my hooggie boggie! Stop saying weird words!
LOL this nigga naked and Shirley's trippin>>219886516Olives are fruit too
texaco mexaco
Is it ok to suck the Chinese massage ladies titties or is it off limits like kissing and eating pussy
Americans be like yum can’t wait to eat boiled peanuts Cajun style
>>219886576Depends on the lady
>>219886576as long as they dont have milk in them, it should be fine
>>219886516All plants are vegetables, silly>The word vegetable was first recorded in English in the early 15th century. It comes from Old French,[1] and was originally applied to all plants; the word is still used in this sense in biological contexts.[2
>>219886609Why would milk be bad I thought that would be ideal
You guys need professional help
>>219886449Sync well with Oriental autism
We have to die for Israel.
Welp we started out in Aberdeen with just 2 horses and a pint o' whiskey. Few miles down we took a canoe on down the James River, but they was on us the whole time. Didn't make camp till we hit Sioux Falls.
>>219886611biological schmiological
Dragon pokemon are doo doo and you only need htem because the elite four
>>219886627Are you gonna pay for it? Yeah, thought so. I didnt ask to be born
>>219886626i think hiv can be transmitted via milk. or maybe some other std. i dont remember
>>219886576I’m self inserting as the Chinese massage lady and say yes it’s very much ok
Women can take pills to start lactating without being pregnantSomething to think about
>>219886627Gamers self medicated. We don't need Jewish psychiatric help.
>>219886650Now you know.
>>219886680What if a man takes those?
>>219886704What is this shite clown I keep seeingWho watches these dogshit wow gore so cool and funny movies
>>219886753He becomes my new best friend
>>219884437
>>219886769Would you drink his milk if he offered you some?
>>219886638Das rite, goyim. Please consult the chart.
Women don't need pills to lactate
>>219886802I wouldn't want to be rude
https://youtu.be/GaDsh0IZ020I RAISE MY GLASS, AND MAKE A TOASTHERE'S TO THE LOSERSTHE SUBSTANCE ABUSERSTO THE REJECTSALL THE IMPERFECTSTO THE RETARDEDAND THE BROKEN HEARTED TO THE STARVING MASSESAND THE LOWER CLASSES
>>219886760Teenagers
I don't care if it takes the rest of my life, I will see the reunification of the Carolinas.
Did you know Helen Keller was a Swedenborgian
>>219886877You can see literal kids in the background
Take a yanks face and take a fat shit on it. The south will rise again.
I like the Terrifier movies
Have you white boys remembered who you are yet?
>>219886938Horror movies are for women and gays
>>>/wsg/6107621This dog speaks italian
>>219886941i cant tell if she's white(hispanic) or not
>>219887033U scawed
the exorcist is my favourite movie but im not really into horror otherwise
>>219887058She's as brown as you, Juanito
>>219887029I 'member you posting this a few months ago
They're hitting me with the goybeam that makes me want to order snacks online
>>219887055>husky in 40C terronelandTerronis mistreat dogs and animals in general very very bad btw, the more south you go the worse
If I didn't have this loose tooth I'd be eating hella smoked almonds right now
>>219886871nc is a liberal shithole so go back to cali or something faggot
>>219887108Further south*Pardon mois EFLs
A girl kissed me. I can't post here anymore.
>>219887153Stapost, agg'capit
>>219887166https://youtu.be/C47GV5xFkTg?si=x9s3LWIv3NGUg-4o
Clicked a twitter post that said skemthing like "the best way to get protein" the video thumbnail was black so I clicked play expecting a gym bro meme instead it was a tranny who's dick is like twice as big as mine blasting a mirror with more cum than I make in a month, anyway it was kinda hot but I do not consent to seeing that sort of thing on my timeline
>>219887166Ha this fag kissed a girl. Get away from us cootie monster.
>>219887055https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV5oTHdulwk
>>219887169Campania and Puglia aint that bad but in Sicily you will see half dead mangy dogs in the street and if you call the emergency numbers they will laugh in your face
>>219887166a human girl?
>>219887217Such is life in the terzomundo, my friend
>>219887209Twitter? Oh you mean X, the everything app haha
I saw that stop antisemitism commercial the other day while watching the wbc, and I think it made me more antisemitic
>malaise>itchy eyes>stuffy nose>check weather and it says high levels of tree pollenWelp at least it's not the 'rona
For dinner Im gonna prepare a leek soup with prawns roasted in olive oil
Dadberg is picking me up from the beach
nate higgers and kate hikes the perfect chud couple
>>219887302I'm having Zuppa di Mussels with a nice pesce insalat on the side
>>219887283>Caring about the holocough in 2026Like one of those Japanese soldier holdouts
What about Bill Keaners
>>219887416I personally don't care because I've had it at least three times. But I don't want to have to stay home or cancel stuff
Fat fucks with confidence give me motivation. How the fuck an I so insecure when I'm so sexy.
I am extremely mentally ill and my life will most likely end via suicide
We have to stop antisemitism.
>>219887398Next time try mussels scottadito+ garlic white bruschetta (aka crostone) if you wish
>>219887478For me, it's manlets with cute gfs
>>219887486At least take it away from normies so they can stop ruining it
>>219887416Guys STILL say they were forced to get the clot shot kek
I have chud fatigue
>two job interviews this week
>>219887487In the Souf they are better at cooking fish stuff like tuna but in the norf they are better at cooking seafood and crustaceans from my experience
>>219887561Firm handshake and a smile.
I have Lib fatigue
>>219887561Just imagine the interviewers naked
>>219887561
>>219887561At least you're getting interviews
>>219887602If they are cute women that would make him more nervous
>>219887579I agree
>just start a business bro
I refuse to lose look at the news and read the interviews
>>219887484are you me?
>>219887677I will tie you down and force your eyelids open to watch the news
Incredibly retarded conversations as alwaysThanks for lifting my spirits
Me and my brother will be watching the Mario Galaxy movie in theaters
>>219887677But anon, today orange man said this and did that! You have to see it!
>>219887724Same but with my nephew
>>219887484Suicide is badass!
>>219887724Based, I would watch it in theaters too if I had friends or brothers I liked
gerna takuh pihss
>old man asks me to throw his trash away>do it in a bad manner>he says thanks>i ignore himi hate being an asshole because i end up regretting it later
It gets better before it gets worse
>>219887781If there's one group of people I wouldn't be an asshole toward it's old people (excluding boomers)
>>219887781It takes zero effort to not be a piece of shit
>>219887561good luck
want to rewatch blade runner 2049 but it hasn't been long enough
Was it kino?
>>219887637I've applied to about 130 places in the last two weeks, so my rate is about 1.5%
/cum/, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai!
I want to be part of a crew. I don't care what kind I just wanna be able to sai "I'm with a crew"
>>219888002You work for me now.
>You work for me now.
>>219887973>130 placesFuck. Do you live in a big city?
>>219888048Detroit
>>219888031Ask me how I know this dude went to turkey
>>219888048I'm applying over the entire country
Sukdeep and the Jam Boyz
I refuse to believe that Japanese 7/11 is as good as people say that it is. It's a fucking convenience store, it's not a Michelin star restaurant.
>>219887945It was a solid 7/10
>>219888169It's better than ours but ours is complete dogshit
>>219888169It can be good looking ke street food is good. Not fancy but tasty as hell
i'd love to go to japan but have no interest in visiting tokyo. city people give me the ick.
>>219888224Japan's population is highly urbanized doe
>>219888205I know, but people act like it's amazing food and not mass-produced slop. I bet it's because the Japanese use MSG.>>219888224Imagine unironically being a ruraloid.
Tokyo is the coolest city in the worldThe coolest one I've been to at least
>>219888266don't care
>>219888281it's ruralchad
gluck gluck gluck you will never be a woman gluck gluck gluck
There's a bunch of flag-burners who have got too much freedom, I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat 'em, 'cause there's limits to our liberties, at least I hope and pray that there are, because those liberal freaks go too far.
>>219888336>be ruraloid>no jobs because the only factory left>have one rich family that basically owns the community>everybody else gets high on fentanyl all day because there isn't anything else to do>be urbanchad>tons of things to see and do>actual community, not just a collection of people>economic prosperity and culture all around you
not reading dat
imma go rape mode on a bitch
>>219888281You know full well how some weeb niggas will glaze anything Japanese whether it's mid or not
cities have more brown and black people but it's easier to buy gadgets and fast food in them
>>219888411>city>actual community, not just a collection of peoplelol lmao
>>219888449You won't do anything
>>219888305Looks like a consumerist hellscape
>>219888460Yeah, I know. Anime and it's consequence has been a disaster for socially isolated males.>>219888485Post a picture of your shithole village.
>>219888493It isIt's cool to visit, not to live in
Gringo is a slur
I'm frustrated
i live semi-rural. i was out for a smoke earlier and a bald eagle flew over my head about 20 ft in the air. urbancels will cope.
>>219888602Next time use this
Ain't no way I'll live in a city, I'll live in the suburb 15 minutes a way though
>>219888574What does it mean? Green go? Where's green?
>>219888574So is goyim
Suburbs are fine per se, but I don't like suburbanites
>>219888641no
Jason still hasn't responded to why HIS PRESIDENT blew up the girls' school
Towns are best, but I wouldn't want to move back to one.
>>219888641>THE ORANGE FOOLWhat did he mean by this?
NEW>>219888697
>>219888685you don't like self-important, over-socialised bourgeois cunts?
>>219888692Make it pokemon edition.
>>219888734no!!!
>>219887561just walk right in thereslap them with your resumeand yell at them for not telling you when your shift starts
>>219888694Khamenei blew it up as his final act against women’s rights.
