Femboy editionAssassinated : >>219860707
>>219886377Imagine the smell
'em 'dish
I keep finding gemmies fr frhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85LUZ9zDfs4
Hello med, my body hurts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGQR3Chf9hE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QprKMM3TUqEIt's over for Magyaranon
>>219882536>Well given how my size shocked you and you said it's literally too big I'm sure it does.qrd?>>219886071>the rest of med who's against usnot true, sweaty. "los de chamartÃn" will receive my full support today, much like any other matchday.
Retard alert.(repost)
>me and my potential girlfiend (btw, the girl is spiritually a female version of myself)https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z0K9yKqpjjQ
>>219886655Lol :D
>>219886377Nope, I absolutely hate tattoos on tits.
>>219886655>Fr Martin CardonaFr tho?>>219886636I'd rather drown than live in Bangladesh though.>>219886646>qrd?She told me that my size 17,5-18 cm in length, 14-14,5 cm in circumference is insanely large.That's about it.You gay ass nigga.>>219886682>the girl is spiritually a female version of myselfI could not tolerate a spiritually female version of myself tbf.
>>219886835>She told me that my size 17,5-18 cm in length, 14-14,5 cm in circumference is insanely large.interesting.>You gay ass nigga.it takes one to know one, mr. fagyar.
>>219886577Did you work out ?>>219886835Sure but you'd drown before them
>>219886835So ipsophobic...How would you feel about cloning yourself? Would you like to spend time with yourself?Btw, one female professor I had a crush on was spiritually a female version of me (and I felt like she considered me spiritually a male version of herself). Ah fuck, she was so flawless. I miss her <3
>>219887115>Sure but you'd drown before themYeah that was the point.I'd rather drown in Hungary than live in Bangladesh o algo.>>219887097>it takes one to know oneYeah that's how you know you are a gay ass faggot bitch ass zesty nigga.>>219887126>How would you feel about cloning yourself?I think cloning is a consequence of the industrial revolution therefore it should be banned.>Would you like to spend time with yourself?Not really to be honest.>one female professor I had a crush onDid you imagine her wearing latex?>>219886577Wat happen?
>>219874257lel I thought only in Bulgaria and Greece we eat cheese with watermelon, never tried it with haloumi though.>>219879364>indian girls are so cute, frSome of them yes, I like their hourglass bodies.>same with MENA and arabic women, it's something in their eyes.Yep, one time I fumbled a Lebanese :( >My accent sounds like an aggressive lesbian most of the time, I feel like, or like a mommy type if I'm speaking softly.I'm not sure what that means, how do lesbians speak? >>Absolutely! He's coming to my city on April 2nd! Of this year!!! We're gonna be a month together, and I'll have the chance to cook anything I want!!! And I'll even be forced to use olive oil to cook, I'm so excited! Heheh.That's wonderful, finally you will see each other :) >>219869996Why were you in the hospital, are you ok fren?>>More than 40mg of copper daily can fuck you up in the long term if you don't take copper40mg is insane, there's no food that has even close to that, Pork liver has 0,40mg on 250gr. Even people who are deficient are given 2mg tablets which is a lot. >Anyways the vitamin A content will fuck you up faster than the zincYeah if you take shitty pills every day. Eating liver once every week or two is great. Idk why people always jump to the extreme when I mention that I eat liver, liver is a great source of nutrition. >>219887115Yeaeh went to the park gym in the morning. There was a couple also working out at 6 in the morning, the guy helped me with my form which I appreciate. >>219887236>Wat happen? I kind of pushed myself this morning at the park gym. It's more of soreness than pain which is good I think.
>>219887236>Did you imagine her wearing latex?Of course! She had such a gothic vibe and kinky aura. Most likely a lesbian (and quite probably into BDSM) <3
Another gemmie wtfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwrLla64pZI>>219887311>park gymWill you try a real gym with big boi equipment for the lulz or are you fine with the calisthenics equipment? I just assume it's calisthenics only if you call it a park gym fr fr.
>>219887236>Not really to be honest.Just as I feared. Ipsephobic as fuck indeed. You need to become more narcissistic and psychopathic>>219887332Thinking about her makes my heart beat faster
Some real zestyhours on /med/ right now.
>>219886835Magyar is packing heat and is swole, you need to go out and fuck bitchz please. >>219887592>Will you try a real gym with big boi equipment for the lulz or are you fine with the calisthenics equipment?Maybe some day, but I don't want to rush it, now I'm doing mobility stuff and taking it easy, don't want to injure myself like in the past. Also I like doing it outside. I also did some running and I had a midday boner which hasn't happened in a while just by itself with no visual stimulus lel.>I just assume it's calisthenics only if you call it a park gym fr fr.Yep.
>>219888032sus
>>219887236>Yeah that's how you know you are a gay ass faggot bitch ass zesty nigga.whatever, gay boi.>>219887592where is the first clip from? isn't it from the zogflix show about an eensel kid? then, why is he around a foid that very clearly likes him?>>219888032foids yearn for the knot but will judge you if your sexual interests are not limited to vanilla sex with 35 year old women (a 30 year old female is basically a kid).
>>219888167>judge you if your sexual interests are not limited to vanilla sex with 35 year old womenI think porn has made everyone more extreme sexually, like chocking and other things. But I've seen screenshots where 30+ women are saying a 5 year age gap is somehow pedo and creepy, usually not so attractive girls or girls that virtue signaling, although that's online which is not the real world.
>>219888323>27>still a child
>>219888032
>>219887768>packing heatIt's slightly above average ig.Then again I have no idea how big dicks are irl apart from mine.>I like doing it outside. Yeah it's peak comfy.>midday bonerSoon you will be getting those more often fr fr.>>219888167>where is the first clip from?No idea sis.>a 30 year old female is basically a kidkek
>>219888323>>219888349>as a therapistmeans fuck all in the land of the free. anyone can call themselves a therapist so saying that you are one gives you no credibility.>brain still developping at 27the brain continually develops until you are old, this is retarded. some processes stop or revert when you become an adult, but it has more to do with brain physiology than with intellectual maturity.>usually not so attractive girlsback to what i said the other day. many ugloids have a rape fetish because they recognize that they can only obtain anything that resembles affection through violence. of course she wants to turn consensual sex into rape. the rapist doesn't care whether the person is young/old or beautiful/disgusting, he just wants to rape rape rape. at least that is what she hopes, because in reality even rapists have standards.>>219888531>Then again I have no idea how big dicks are irl apart from mine.about 10 cm.
>>219888811average is more lile 13
>>219888865[mine is] about 10 cm. average ranges between 12 and 16 depending on the country.
>>219888531>Yeah it's peak comfy.It's really nice especially in the morning, kind of chilly outside. Usually I'm alone.>Soon you will be getting those more often fr fr.Hell yeah. >anyone can call themselves a therapist so saying that you are one gives you no credibilityAnyone who comments "As an X" on social media I completely dismiss. >many ugloidskek'dIt's usually that or a 40 year old that had her fun and now is moralizing because nobody gives her attention like they did when she was 20.
The new Spanish schizo is kind of funny but I prefer Galicianon and The Translucent
>>219888811>about 10 cm.Cute.>>219888977I miss Galicia and Turkfren tbf.
>>219889553For sureWait you know about Turkfren?
>>219889664Yeah ofc.It has not been *that* long since he stopped posting. I hope he found another polish baddie for himself.I also got sent flying by Brunoid once when Turkfren uploaded a pic from Germany where he was woolking and I told him there's an Ethiopian restaurant nearby.
1.5 km in 7:26.Had to go all out.
>>219889836Do 2 km.Also insane what happened to Sam. Roids are le bad okay.
>>219890001>Do 2 km.1.5 is fine for now.>Also insane what happened to Sam. Roids are le bad okay.What do you mean? The peptide ad thing?
>>219890050He looks like shite.That's what I mean.>The peptide ad thing?Qrd?
>>219889836how will you use your new cardio level irl?
Kek>>>/r9k/84119007
>>219890068>He looks like shite.I don't think he looks like shit, he looks like a Classic Physique bodybuilder.>Qrd?He did an AI ad for a company that sell peptides.The loophole is that they are "for research only" and not human consumption, so they can be sold openly unlike steroids.His thing was being le wholesome bodybuilder so advertising PEDs is not going to be liked, and doing a shitty AI ad for it will be even worse.
>>219890107What's going on at /r9k/ seems like a schizo board
>>219890071The same as my strength level, I won't really use it.Also, I don't have really good cardio yet.
dinner time innit
>>219890214I can tell you don't have an immigrant background.
>>219890214foidslop
>>219890214where's the meat?
>>219890214Grim
>>219890238i do though i'm nafri>>219890243no i just felt a weird urge to consume feta randomlynormally i only have feta in the morning>>219890248at lunch
>>219890144>I don't think he looks like shit,On the pic I posted he looks way older than 24 tho.>AI adkek>The loophole is that they are "for research only"KEK>>219890214alright>>219890169Depressed incel schizo board.
>>219890269>i do though i'm nafriYour parents should have taught you how to cook, quite grim.
>>219890274>On the pic I posted he looks way older than 24 tho.Steroid age you, that's a well known side effect.I don't think he looks like shit and people who follow him don't think he looks like shit, maybe you just don't like bodybuilding ig.
>>219890269feta type cheese was a problem for me for many years, I was addicted, would have it with every meal, had to check myself
>>219890299what exactly is wrong with this? it's just feta with cucumbers tomatoes olives and pita breadyeah it's not a proper meal but it's what i felt a weird mood for so i made it
>>219890330>maybe you just don't like bodybuilding ig.Yeah that's true.But ig what gives me the 'ick is the roids.
>>219890342it's really funny for me>most of my life in nafriland i was eating spread feta>didn't know much about cheese we just called it salty cheese and i ate it >move here >dont find it at store and think its just a turkish thing we nafris consume>one day my wife tells me about feta and how it'd fit our egg breakfast >it fucking fits perfectly and we have it every day (eggs tomatoes cucumbers feta and bread) >randomly decide to google the "salty cheese" i used to have as a kid>it's fucking fetai was always a victim to this addiction
>>219890407I don't get what's the appeal of being that big, you can't even move properly, also this guy is super young and looks like he is 30
>>219890342>>219890423pic related is breakfast (fruit is random depending on season and what we feel like)even our GP doctor liked our breakfast and said it's a good thing to keep going because it's balanced
>>219890423>my wife
>>219890475yeah i met her on 4chan actually a long time agothis place was less shit back then mind you
>>219890423what is it called in nafriland >i was always a victim to this addictionIt's so good, I like to eat it with fatty meat>>219890457Nice, although I do like my eggs with a crispy bottom.
>>219890497Oh yes, we were in such a dire need of other sexhavers around here...
>>219890533looking now the box said feta but we always just referred to it as "salty cheese" (jubnah malha)some people call it istanbul cheese or white cheese it was a spread feta>>219890573i apologize for disturbing you i will keep any mention of her to a minimum
>>219890674I appreciate your kindness
>>219890674we call it "Sirene" here, and yeah probably we were influenced by the Ottomans as always when it comes to food>>219890573that's discrimination
>>219890214You can fit it all in your stomach? :O>>219890457>vampiremaxxingI like the mug
>be me>get depressed>go out>see pussies walking around outside>depression goes away immediatelyFUCK GOD, WHY DID HE MAKE US SO DEPENDENT ON WOMEN
Maltanon ROCKED>Zack Polanski stood by breast enlargment hypnosis claim in a newly unearthed interview
>>219890701<3>>219890713we also have a lot of weird words from turkish and to be honest im so glad i rarely ever use my mother tongue i hate it no one understands it not even other arabs>>219890828yeah? it's not much>mugit was a gift from a friend and at first i cringed but i grew to like iti like gothic stuff
Brootal
>>219890913I'm not talking about the word but this type of cheese, we were 500 years under Ottoman occupation so most of our food is influenced by them with the exception of all the pork dishes of course. When you search for famous Bulgarian food "Banitsa" comes up which is basically Borek, with that nice salty cheese.
>>219890934Post the full version
>>219890996ah i see what you mean>with the exception of all the pork dishes of course.kekyou know there are people who descend from bulgarian and other balkan slaves where i came from it's really interestingsome are white (although my definition of white was different before i saw europeans with my own two eyes after moving so maybe they weren't white but just lighter brown)also i really love borek but i once ordered it and got food poisoning here in germany and been too scared to order from turkish places since then
>>219891106>you know there are people who descend from bulgarian and other balkan slaves where i came from it's really interestingYeah not surprised. >also i really love borek but i once ordered it and got food poisoning here in germany and been too scared to order from turkish places since thenYou can make it at home, it's real easy.
>>219891202>You can make it at home, it's real easynow what if the cheese i order causes the food poisoning? how deep is the food poisoning conspiracy
>>219888977>>219889553*Smooooch*
>>219891054Wdym?Is that graph not the full version?
>>219891285I think you got food poisoning because they don't keep the place sanitary, just go buy a nice salty cheese from the store and good eggs and you'll be fine.
>>219890457Wait, are you the libyan that had cancer and moved with his wife to germany?
>>219891385yeah i was just jokinglooking back i should've probably reported the incident but i wasn't used to the first world yet>>219891414no
>>219891452yeah you should have, if you want I got a good recipe for borek but it's on the thin side as you see from my pic because It gets crispier and I'm a texture guy.
>>219891515please give your picture looked so good i thought it's a stock photo lol
>>219891579>looked so good i thought it's a stock photo lolDanke, I appreciate that :d
>>219891668you made a convenient image too perfectthank you anon
>>219891353There is a version with more graphs and the truth nuke guy and a summary
>>219891777You're welcome, if you make it one day post it.
>>219891777Just buy good phyllo leaves because it makes a huge difference.
>>219890877When you thought you've read it all.
>>219891844>>219891871will i find this stuff in a turkish store?
2-0 let's go, we only needed Magyaranon's energy
>>219892029Definitely, if they don't have it for some reason ask where you can find it they will tell you. I buy them in the frozen isle in any supermarket but here it's very popular to make baked goods with it. You can also check online in local supermarkets inventory.
