shoplifters edition
*to the tune of live and let die*fuck and suck guys
Might have a wank as it were
>>219886580get the water drank
Fish n chips for dinneron a Wednesday !!
The "I prefer Asian girls" phenotype
she wants a man from bognor
>>219886630why do you post the same shit over and over again
Jonathan "Jamie O'Hara" O'Hara is going to be funny tonight
>>219886594scrom
>>219886653he thinks his posts are bangersits embarrassing
>>219886653he's got ocd and autismso repetitive actions soothe and comfort himwe choose not to give him any (You)s for the trouble
>>219886669i'm still a beginner
>>219886668jason cundy is such an annoying faggot
>>219886669me at master
stayed up till 1am finishing off a uni project so i ended up going to the gym later than usual, and i wholeheartedly believe boomers should be banned from entering them. at 5:30am the only ones there are sensible lifters, but the second it gets past 9am the place is flooded with retarded cabals of elderly men then crowd around two machines/racks/benches and work in with each for infinite periods of time with their shit dropsets/pump sets etc, and theyre all dyels obviously. never putting up with these subhumans ever again
>>219886669my gf: *gets tired after two minutes and lies down*
>>219886622It`s ok Ok ..IfYou weren`t Meanttoeat It !!thenThey Would Be Closed ..
>>219886693This is what makes Britain great!
still a rancid virgin with 0 social skills, but im having curry for dinner which is alright. will kill myself in a few months when the job search starts. i miss you by harold melvin and the blue notes + teddy pendergrass
crazy how zoomers and late millenials don't remember a time when being a faggot wasn't ok
Hello lads. Are you alright?
mental how my iq is extremely large and girthy so I these captchas are really wasy for me
>>219886720dont kill yourself something retarded might happen
I wonder if ill ever find a gf
yeah that is mental, you know what that is crazy
on a proverbial alcohol bender
working retail at 26 because I'm a fucking idiot loser creep weirdo fuckup
pooinga niggerout of my arseand into the sun
>>219886749Have you checked behind your wardrobe?
>>219886735it happened when i was born because im too retarded to deal with 5 interview stages, assessment centres, competing with fellow econ grads that have experience under their belts + went to better unis etc. im simply not built to make it in the mortal coil
Too SadaboutHansard R.I.P.to Joke AroundWith /Brit/ok ..
>>219886603>>219886128
>>219886749might dolots of women out there
>depop wankUMMMMMMMM
>>219886757kwtwm
>>219886767wish I could control the manifestation to will a cute girl living in my walls into reality
Honestly don't know what I'm gonna do when my parents die. Never had a job at 35 still living in their home.
>>219886781wh0 is this s3m3n d3m0n
>>219886763ktim but not working at all because I'm a fucking idiot loser creep weirdo fuckup
>>219886767not the only closet he is in desu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.P._Company
>>219886818ktim but 31
Hansard deserved better in life.
Longest I've held down a job is three years
gfstein got a jobfucking finallyshe graduated in August 2024
>>219886763at least you're not unemployed like me in my 30s LOL
ayup, who's seen my bum?
>>219886818I'm was a longterm NEET, go get yourself some bullshit supermarket job or something. then you can plan what you want to do long term. it will be humiliating but you have to accept it eventually, it will allow you to build a routine to plan around. just say you worked nights at a warehouse or something and are looking for a change
>>219886856ever shag her up the arse?
>>219886856what she study?
>>2198868539 months for me
right let's not get too depressing ladslook at this funny picture
>>219886870no, she's not into it>>219886875Arabic and Islamic Studies...and her job is middle management in a cake company
>>219886822>>219886844>>219886858If you've NEETED for a period of 3+ years you are not lazy you genuinely have something wrong with you. don't beat yourself up just try get something part time to ease yourself back into life <3
>>219886856kek my brother graduated in 2021 and only started working in 2024 because he became a police officer. he literally could not find a single job, so his only option was to deal with roadmen and the homeless lol. its his fault for doing biochemistry without actually wanting to go into medicine/science though
man at the chemist flashed his literal autism card and claimed he got to go to the front of the queue because of itno arguing with a man like that, it dangerous
>>219886909>Arabic and Islamic Studies...that's the kind of thing mi5/mi6 recruit forshe would be working in the security services
>>219886880@grok
knee hurts today
>>219886916>>219886867xx
>>219886935Your dad got his stuff then?
From the river to the sea
my knee grows
if I ask gemini about victims of rape etc and say you feel wewwy bad about it then it starts victim blaming them to comfort you
>>219886940she hated her degree in undergrad, didn't go to study abroad because of the 'rona, forgot all her Arabic by 4th year, then STILL went to do an unemployment-delaying masters for absolutely no reason and still hated it
>>219886947RIGHT
if women don't read the quran, they will read 50 shades of greyif women don't wear the burqa, they will wear crop tops and miniskirts
>>219886940she actually did art history and that was just a euphemism for the amount of refugee cock she had inside her
>>219886930>biochemistry>not wanting to get into sciencewhat the fuck was his plan?
pre 2020 graduates: thriving, gaining experience in their fields, yearly pay rises, on their way to home ownership post 2020 graduates: terminally unemployed, retail if lucky, destitute and living at home, will likely have to do a complete career change and learn a trade
rorke changing into shorts and t-shirt the moment the temperature hits 10 degrees
>>219886987yes bruzza so true bruzza
>>219886964even if my dad were autistic why would he push in front of me in the queue when we would already be at the front togetherbet you get to go to the front of all the queues, you
>>219887021you: terminally unemployed, retail if lucky, destitute and living at home
>>219886709She needs to work on her stamina, mabye need a trip to the doctors
Mousey what's going on here?
carpet beetles everywhere
>>219887049its her! moms uniform then moms dress UwU
>>21988701175% of people at university are only there because they've been told they need to go their entire lives, hence they study random bullshit and find themselves back at square one post graduation
>>219887021>pre 2020 graduates>thriving, gaining experience in their fields, yearly pay rises, on their way to home ownershiplol
>>219887081go to sleep, thats enough bender for you
>>219887095very truethank you blair
I'll probably never be skinny again. it's time to accept being fat
>>219887114you’re welcome x
What's the point of building houses if nobody can afford to buy them? Why not just build super tall blocks of studio flats and call it a day?
>>219887095khateem
>>219887123thought this but lost 15kg since the start of the year so farstill miserable though
wow it was her. the difference between feelings (I am an empath) between seeing the two girls separately. wow shes so gentel
>>219887095ktim
>>219887132because that lowers rents and devalues existing homes and makes the line go down
>>219886622
>>219887132sell them as leaseholds
>>219887171screaming when he breaks suddenly and hot boiler water is sent flying throughout the car
>>219887132government buys them with taxpayer moneygives them to new britons
>>219887171He obviously makes the coffee while he's parked but this dumb bitch asked him to make one while he's driving so she can make le quirky tiktok video.
>>219887206you people only ever complain about immigrants and you made this website worse by existing on it
>>219887042this feels haram
any man wrestling not against flesh and blood; but against principalities and power, against the rulers of the world of this darkness, against the spirits of wickedness in the high places in
>>219887237wog loving retard
>>219887132>Why not just build super tall blocks of studio flats and call it a day?They are doing that, it's called 'build-to-rent' but they also do sell some of them
>>219887237scottish hands thumbed out this post
>>219887206So why not give them flats instead, save land on this tiny island?
>>219887049looks much better with hair up and glasses
did one of those AI attractiveness tests and got a 4.2/10 it's over
just got signed to tottenham hotspur as the goalkeeper lads get in wahey I'm here to make a difference
Going to wash up then watch an episode of something then think about making my tea
>>219887290Don't let a robot put you down king
wish i were taught latin/greek and classics growing up like the posh cunts who get to go public schools
>>219887329Why, how often are you in Ancient Rome and need to speak them?
>>219887329caecilius est in horto x
>>219887347t. prole basking in his ignorance and lack of curiosity
>>219887329ab ovo
>Zack Polanski's claim to have immediately apologised for saying that hypnosis could increase a woman's breast size has been thrown into doubt by a newly unearthed interview.leftypol in shambles
ecce homo
Bloody hate immigrants
>>219887095timk
>>219887388yeah there sure is a homo here
>>219887391fact
Sne dth em back
thick goopy cumshot
>>219887380>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn9enygvezeo>it's real
>>219887374>from the eggu wot
>>219887427One of the truthest nukes there is
>>219887424rach x
>>219887424I thought she wanted to be taken seriously as an actress. Why is she posing in her knickers like a common harlot?
>>219887432foden.jpg
>>219887434Scrowling
rorke reading bbc bitesize
Being John Malkovich but it's all Zesty Fodens
>>219887095ktim. turns out that when you spend 6th form wanking and reading manga instead of thinking about your future, you inevitably get moved onto the path of least resistance
>>219887458animatronics by jim henson
sat in the dark thinking about her
>>219887523I'm pretty sure he's dead
feeling very sad about work tonightwere so short on resource and my to do list just grows longer every day with no solution in sight
>>219887535me or sacked tranny?
I'll never be intimate with a woman
>>219887540yeah?
>>219887566ktttiiiiimmmmmm!!!!!!
>>219887535kinder bueno white?
>>219887584CORRslut
YOU EEDIOTS
>>219887535it's not dark yet
>>219887541dont worry kitten
Gandalf = fireRadagast = earthSaruman = air
>>219887541thank you for your service toilfreak
>>219886669My very first grilfriend was Master 'just cum in me' who'd lick my arse hole and all that then all the rest were Intermediate and 'cum on my tummy/back' at best Properly ruined me for life ok. Almost worse than being a virgin
High as fuck off this cart genuinely think it might have spice in it cause I just say for the past hour almost paralysed just drooling staring into space
Now it’s dark
>>219887635sauron = Jews orcs = biomass
>>219887633right well thats the wank sorted
hate zoomer lingo
>>219887668shut up unc
STICK A PONY IN ME POCKET
>>219887639My first girlfriend used to wank me off while looking in my eye til I spunked in her hand, at that point she would scoop it back into my mouthWas penger than it sounds
>>219887690>unc
love weed so much but quit because it does make you a fat lazy broke retard if you are not careful. probably very enjoyable if you have your life completely put together
sir great replacement
>>219887455https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X6K7VI4Zu4
>>219887696
>>219887550youre a girl? hi
I ASKED FOR A EMEROR BURGAH
unc shit himself
>>219887696She told all her friends about that btw
Antisemitism is at an all time high at the same time that muslim terrorists are engaging in senseless attacks against the US. Very curious. Why do americans simply insist on despising jews
>>219887747Nothing wrong with that is there halifaxmong
>>219887668same
our lukeour emma
>>219887696same
>>219887790>same time that muslim terrorists are engaging in senseless attacks against the US?
>>219887777Yeah I know. I was in the room when she called up her mate after it first happenedWe were all kind of neeks. At least I was getting some pussy nigga
>>219887810fake hairfake everything
>>219887791
ordered some booze for the weekend
my lowr back? in shambles.
>>219886603update ladswank is complete
"tax the rich" is glowie slop people should just say we should redistribute wealth and go from there decide what that means and what the end goal is
You simply must avoid the battyman legs
off to bed
>>219887879yes taxing the rich is a method of redistributing wealth genius
pits,, princess???
>>219887877Huzzah!
>>219887895to the state yeah but that has no benefit to the average person
Is there anything more grim than that mid 40’s-50’s alcoholic who sits in the pub all day or nurses a few cans while roaming the streets all day
>>219887921Yea the bitch seething about it online
coworker sending my blood-pressure through the fucking ceiling
>>219887879https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6sinu8GqjYA
>>219887841Did I get it right i’m phone posting
>>219887916right so do it without the state then yeahyou're talking about charity
>>219887961bruh
>>219887935yea thats him done
>>219887951right then. why don't we have this?
>>219887948toilfu has been wearing tights all week and it's been sending my knob through the ceiling disabled toilet is out of action so i cant even wank in toil to take the edge off
>>219887975how do you propose redistribute wealth without state involvementwhat would that even look like
>>219887974why is the date set to special fried rice?
>>219888004leftypol thinks every rich person has a big vault filled with gold coons like scrooge mcduck and if they just murder him they can get the combination and just pass it out to people
>>219888004didn't say we wouldn't use the state I mean taxing wealthy people and giving those resources to the state is some glowie propaganda shit
Where’s that lad who was getting somewhere with the toilfu
holding on for dear life until gta 6
leftypol being an obnoxious cunt as usual
>Iran war cost will be passed to consumers, shipping giant boss tells BBCrorke bewildered
>>219888067rorke is actively aiding the iranian war effort
>>219888051yeah lets make poor peoples lives better but without improving healthcare or education or benefits or their neighbourhoods or access to work
The truth leftypol won't accept is rich people simply produce more than the average person
>>219888064
>>219888049>gold coonsscr
I won the euromillions
>>219888096The point is enriching the state won't fix those issues though It won't bring industry back to Britain and it won't make our economy competitive again
>>219888049they have a fleet of yachts and lambos instead
>>219888121Corrr lend us a fiver
>>219888137what mechanism of redistributing wealth will fix those issues in your mind?what benefits will bringing industry back to britain and making our economy competitive again bring to poor people?
>>219888121get it fucking redistributed
eating a naan bread
need to sniff a cute girls arsehole
anyone tried nicotine gum to quit vaping/smokingdoes it work lads?
can't believe starmer is going to ban pretend incest pornjust not right is it
hey niggers
>>219888208hope daisy gets beheaded the stupid whore
>>219888229but ahmed can keep shagging his cousin. where's the justice in that
>>219888214Probably if you go in with the intention of actually quitting. I just used it as free nicotine since you can get it prescribed and just chewed one when i couldn’t be arsed going outside to smoke
>>219888229paki community in shambles
>>219888244Gchq this guy please
>>219888229ban porn where you pretend to shag your cousin but don't ban actually shagging your cousin
>>219888121you should buy an island for us all to hang out on
nothing destroys a man like being raised by a single mother...
doing the washing up and getting steaming at the same time
*makes bear noises*
>>219888294I unironically think children born of single mothers should be drowned
Been thinking about some colleagues in a sexual manner lately.2 of them I'd take a blowjob from. 1 of them I'd kill my mother to fuck
not only that but he's banning porn in which the actors pretend their parents are married but they themselves are not related by blood
>>219888300always get steaming too soon when i do a steaming toil and cbf cooking plus then make a mess in the kitchen to wake up to the next day
>Badenoch denies calling for UK to join US-Israeli war on Iranrejoice. we shan't be dying for israel
>>219888295Reckon you’re insecure in your masculinity if you wouldn’t absolutely batter his bumhole with your knob
going to start making my bombay potatoes soonnot going to boil them at all just going to cut them small then fry them off with chilli peppers and turmeric and mustard seeds and coriander
i want to have sex with a woman
>What was that?>Ah, probably nothing.
>>219888334well then thats not bombay potatoes is it? its just some gunk cooked up in your feeble mind
Not picking up much of the transcendental virtues (truth, goodness, and beauty) from this thread
rorke the origins
>>219888295I'm smaller than the dildo in the back I couldn't satisfy him it's up to the big cock bulls on this one
>>219888344plebs will never understand his faustian spirit
>>219888330
There’s an old bloke who walks like 4 miles on the canal to my town so he can go to b&m and get 2 bottles of white lightning cider He then walks all the way homeHe does this twice a day. Can’t imagine why.
>>219888337
Sup lads
anyone have that webm of the girl who looks normal at first and then it cuts to her with big massive puffy lips
>>219888371probably to get steaming
>>219888350i can bombay up potatoes as i see fit
>>219888381
>>219888380Hello Bulgarlad
>>219888385He does it twice a day every dayWhy wouldn’t he just get 4 if he knows 2 isn’t enough
wish I could take gap years and travel around and stuff
I have tried and tried and tried though the enjoyment isn't the same watching a live match on mute which is the case now Lucy Ward seems to be on every game, how many subscribers including myself are you losing over this woke rubbish, I don't mean to belittle her but she is awful, she doesn't shut up, TNT now cancelled, I couldn't take anymore especially considering I was actually paying for it. Listen to your viewers TNT.
>>219888381yes mate. here you go
rorke dumbfounded
>>219888380I don't want you here..... Go away!
what a pathetic dildo
>>219888401right well that obviously isn't close to what I'm looking for, is itthis is a completely different webm entirely!
Is shagging a fit bird all that? Seems like the build up would be better than the actual eventWouldn't know myself, I'm a vf you see
>>219888371ngl that sounds like a pretty good life
that looks sore
>>219888428>White people
OurthoughtsAre withHansard The HorseRest In PeaceLovelyHorse ..
Paapa Essiedu Slated to Play 'Severus Snape' in Warner Brothers' Upcoming Reboot of Harry Potter
>>219888417err love you forgot to wear your underwear I can smell fish
>>219888419He went super Saiyan after getting kicked out of reform
i'm a girl with tits and a pussy x
>>219888419Wow 2021
Honest question rightIf you shag a bird when you’re both like 15 yeahAnd then you still remember it vividlyIs that noncey?
>>219888419*abandons them to the wolves**they lose 2-1*
>>219887916if you raise tax on a wealthy business owner, they will lower their pay out of their own coffers (so that their take home stays the same) and put the difference back into their business through e.g. higher wages for their workers or investing in their capital (which in turn leads to hiring more workers, more business for suppliers, etc.) because that still benefits them moreso even if the tax ends up being revenue neutral for the state, it still benefits the average person by increasing wages and economic activity
>>219888469>Saiyanwhat
>>219888497Wouldnt know
ear drops instill currently deaf in one ear
>>219888402hi there>>219888421why? tf is your problem?
>>219888380I'm sorry I lashed out at you. Ples forgiv
>>219887867start working out your lower body
>>219888482you’re a lonely grown man on an anime imageboard posting depraved nonsense
>>219888497No, memory perception nonce debuff
>>219888467Snape was an unironic incel/britfeel/ will be SEETHING
>>219888474yes that's the one, christ you ask a question on the birt and get all these jokers throwing completely unrelated webms at you. thank you mate *starts wanking you off*
>>219888441It's all build up. If she's really fit you just spaff in a few minutes anyway
>>219888518Alright well take a guess
>>219888527no worries, it happens
absolutely based
>>219888441if she's actually a fittie you will cum in under 20 seconds mate
>>219888530no i'm a girl teehee x*frolicks girlishly*
Haven’t been able to cum from penetration since I broke up with my first girlfriendBecomes a bit of an issue when you have to stop and wank
>>219888558kino
>>219888558Rorke desperate for us to join the war and have this happen to us for some reason
>>219888558saw a webm of a drone crashing into a building. would be kino if there was lots of little 9/11s happening everywhere all the time
>>219888537Group of secular people with blue eyes and blonde hair with strange ideas about blood purity but you want that diversity.
>>219888596just another middle eastern war bro, trust me this time
>>219888482hisexo hey
mad how the US has made every single wrong decision since the cold war ended
>>219888608Wow so edgy
don't understand how I'm so shit sociallyjust have no idea what to say to people but realise what I should have done far too long after the fact
the new>>219883592>>219883592
i thought you're not supposed to kneel down like that
Sausage special from the chippy for tea
>>219888630ktim think this is called autism x
>>219888558somehow i think the logistics of this are challenging
>>219888615Blaise Zabini was Slytherin and even in the books and he was as black as night
for me it's love and truth and honor and gentleness
>>219888558absolute slopwon't be happening
>>219888558can iranian drones even get that far?
>>219888654only thing challenged here is you mate
>>219888630don't care anymore. will just stand there is silence. don't care if it's awkward for the other person, I'm stoic and mysterious
>>219888635not on
>>219888627shut it gayboy
>>219888654>>219888672hide them in a container ship and launch them from just off the coast
>>219888635The few days where you weren’t here were absolute paradise. I wish I could slit your throat
i was dreading the sun going downbut now that it has, i'm happy
ok hol' up
>Last week Badenoch repeatedly pressed Starmer on his decisionnot to launch offensive strikesto destroy missile bases, asking: “Why is he asking our allies to do what we should be doing ourselves?”>On Wednesday, Starmer said: “If I’d asked her last week, her position would be, we support the initial strikes and we want to join the war. This week, she says, we don’t want to join the war. That is the mother of all U-turns on the single most important decision a prime minister ever has to take, whether to commit the United Kingdom to war or not.”>To cheers from his own backbenchers, he added: “She has utterly disqualified herself from ever becoming prime minister, thankfully she never will.”
>>219888626The game is to create the illusion of incompetence so we can fuck off and build New World utopia and ignore you guys finally. Got like 100+ post WW1 years of us caring about old world shit almost. Just ungrateful.
>>219888739>>219888739>>219888739new
>>219888630just needs practice innitspend more time around the working class and ideally get a job where you talk to a lot of people
>>219888608>little 9/11s>warwick davis flying a miniature plane into the new world trade center>splatters on impact
>>219888769>>219888769>>219888769
>>219888745well that's her done
>>219888662I know I don't care but they do. You get given a perfect opportunity to write hamfisted political allegories and they completely drop the ball and shoot themselves in the foot.Star Trek fans were able to prove that the writers of the new Star Trek show have only ever watched the movies. I don't think the people in charge of this were willing or able to read these 7 books with an upper limit of an 8th grade reading comprehension and take away the allegory where the villain is basically named Spiteful Klanpride.
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
