scandinavia edition
>>219891037country has gone to the dogs
>>219891128finland is not scandinavian
I’ve given up on life
England is Scandinavian
>>219891149kill yourself
>Polanski stood by breast enlargement hypnosis claim
get what u deserve
is it bad if i book this woman for my next hair cutsaw her on youtube and she does a good job
>>219891171ktwm, but I'm so back, let's goooooo
>>219891183I will do eventually
I Don`t likeYouTubevideos ..I Lovethem !!
listening to porcupine tree songs
>>219891195depends on the price
I'll be in Edinburgh next month for three days on a work tripWhat should I do/see?
>>219891128
*enters thread in a dark trenchcoat waving a badge around*FBI, we'll take it from here
>>219891169well you look scandinavian
>>219891252For you? Aim to see past your own stomach first
breast size more like
>>219891252ask max
>dickhead at work let a junior take over my role while I was away without any supervision, creating a complete fucking messI hate my job
>>219891247cheapest is about 63 (£12).
>>219891191i hate british headlines so much>i thought *thing*, now im *state of being*>people expected *thing*, instead they got *other thing*and its always meaningless local shite
>>219891266
chatGPT told me something about emotional anchoring or manipulation (im learning how to manipulate people) that got my dick really hard but I forgot what it was to definitely retain the main topic and not its tangent
>>219891298did not ask
>>219891282Blog onnnn, blog onnnnnWith hope in your hearrrrt
>>219891295That's reasonable. Last year it was 7Euro where I go but now it's 10. But I love my big titty hairgal, I've been going to her for years.
insane how quick this general is compared to all the other countries' generalswe truly do run this shit
>>219891266just reported you to gchq for knowingly impersonating law enforcement
hi benders
before I deleted the chat (im learning how to do emotional manipulation)
Max Power
BBBWWWWAAAAOOOOOPOSITIVE CONTACT
Compliments I've received from the escort I see>that I'm handsome>that I dress nicely>that I nice full lips>that I have nice eyes>that I have a lovely shade of hair>and finally, during our last meeting she said I'm "so cute"She's also used lots of cute emojis with me. Is this normal for an escort?
>>219891298>A RORKE was CAUGHT posting about the type of headlines he hated while browsing on internet HATE SITE by the name of 4CHAN.
>>219891349hiya x
Antonio Meucci invented the telephone! And he got robbed!
*pushes you into oncoming traffic* jog on mate
>>219891349alri big bender
>>219891368stale gimmick
when he gives you the p fodingz stare x
>>219891348*shoots you then plants a gun next to your corpse*
>>219891389cute
>>219891368If you were legit you'd post pics for the laps
kinda embarrassed myself talking to the toilfu but she still likes me so it's all good
>>219891339when covid was going on the ukrainian woman cutting my hair slide her hand into my mask to unhook from my ears and it's in the top 5 of the most erotic things that ever happened to me.that's not including shoving her mound into my shoulders.
>post pics for the laps
>>219891438>she still likes mehow do you know
Boyfriend playing League of Legends again… so so embarrassing
going to bed and i'm going to watch either a big joel video on youtube or some football
>>219891438you shouldn't care bruv>>219891439kek
women? love em. hate them so much it's unreal
>>219891439have to wank before a haircut as i always get painfully hard when my fit hairdresser does that little scalp massage at the end and she styles my hair
Boyfriend playing a hentai rape game again… so so embarrassing
>>219891477from the desk of the president of kazakhstan
Quite hungry
>>219891486which one
>>219891368why do so many of you spastics not realise that's all standard patter from a prostitute? It's literally part of the service for them to be sweet and complimentary to you because you're a fucking customer and they would profit from you returning for more. It's literally no different from a female shop assistant being warm and friendly to you, doesn't mean she wants to fuck you does it
the act of sex is very embarrassing when you think about itthe abandoment of composure, zero self awareness, reduced to an animal like state
>>219891483mental that this is easier than just booking a man
>>219891505looks like a fat person animated by pixar
>>219891516but that's hot, not embarrassing
>>219891516this is why I can't enjoy it
>>219891451in our last conversation she was noticeably more flirty and said she was impressed I had the guts to hit on her
>>219891516embarrassing is when you fart as she sucks you
>>219891570what if she farts?
>>219891593what if you fart at the same time?
>>219891611thats how pregnancy happens
timing my farts the same as her queefs so she thinks her fanny stinks of rancid mince and paprika
>>219891477ktim
>>219891547this, it's part of the fun to just pound away like an ape while she gets so much pleasure from your dick that she starts to look slightly retarded
New £5 note? Nailed it mate
women farting no. blonde women farting send classic. post. post send post. send post
>>219891511But do they normally give so many compliments?she seems pretty open with me and has told me bits of her personal family life
>>219891664change attenbrough to that muzzie who won bake-off and you've nailed it
>>219891611that would be cute, I kind of find it hot when they queef or fart when I'm shoving air inside them>>219891659>hat she starts to look slightly retardedthisalthough I did laugh one time and she got mad
22 and i still havent graduated past lesbian kissing porn. i blame brazil and japan
watching last evenings america first with nick fuentes; getting redpilled
>>219891686this is literally you
>>219891675women farts are terrible because their diet is shite
guy cucked by another girl girlfucking his girlfriend is hot so its a shame that women ruined it
>>219891707For me it’s intensely beautiful women pleasuring themselves while looking at me
>>219891744a fellow patrician
Lol
need to go find a girlfriend
>>219891719good job rodriguez, we're all counting on you to save the west
>>219891686bet she loves clueless suckers like you.
>>219891796sexo. I bet she has a sexy dog
>>219891686>do they normally give so many compliments?you seem a bit slow so I suggest just reading my post again out loud, really thinking about each word
>>219891805I could be a heartless prick instead
>>219891511thats cute
The brass showed me pictures of her children and mentioned one of them had a birthday coming up. I gave her an extra £50 so she could get him a present
>>219891830fuck off back to /britfeel/
this retarded naive incel is paying off a prostitutes mortgage because she said he has nice hair lol
>>219891822She's a popular escort, I really don't think she needs my business that much
Gave the vending machine some money and it gave me a snack??? Does that mean it loves me?
actually howling at how pathetic escortmong is.
escort said my 5.2" willard is the biggest she's had and always asks me to come back
>>219891796would love to spark her clean out
>>219891796
>>219891849straight into bookmakers pocket
>>219891887Post a link to her profile lad. I want to see this lass. I bet she’s a minger
escortmong thinks politicians actually care about his wellbeing
>>219891887or maybe she's popular because she's sweet and complimentary to every one of her clients? Ever think of that?
>>219891900>the biggest she's hadC'mon bro
escortmong joining a cult
thinking of breaking up with the paki gf but the truth is i don't think i can do better (or more so, that i couldn't find better with the state of dating/women currently). she's well educated, has a good paying job, is loyal and affectionate. the chud part of my brain from growing up on 4chan keeps betraying me though, and i don't like the idea that her family and mine will never meet/interact.
mad that only povvos and BAMEs take the ferry from dover to calais anymore and all the whites take the tunnelmwad!
another wednesday
Might kill myself aha
>>219891965does she have a good rack?>>219891979don't do that you
>>219891979don't do it mate
>>219891867she rentsand anyway she gave me a blowjob and massage and i got to fuck her in doggy and missionary so who's really winning here
>>219891916No, she was telling me about how he gets bullied at school for having musty clothes and smelling because they live in a rented flat that the landlord won’t repair
>>219891887then post her pic
girl in HR said my tie was cool and I immediately got on one knee and proposed
>>219891966never been on the tunnelferry is fucking shite though. whole process is possibly the most boring waste of 5 hours imaginable
>>219892020shouldve uppercutted the dumb bitch from your kneeling position
a girl (neighbour) said hi to me and I got a boner once
>>219891965just imagine how shit it would be though if you let her go and then never found anyone better
Mental how small those tellys used to be
>>219891998well you're significantly contributing to her deposit. and she'll live there with the bloke she has real feelings for, not the sad lonely gimps who paid for the place.
>>219891966I thought BAMES took rubber dinghies?
>>219892075no that's for going Calais to Dover
>>219891918nah not doing that lad, would breach privacyshe's pretty, not a stunner but naturally pretty >>219891936She's popular because she's natural i think>>219892058I don't plan to see her foreverMy current plan is to get to maybe June and then see if she has any feelings for me
I need to slap a girl in the face with my cock
>>219892058Jokes on him, he’s a cuck
I need a girl to slap my face with her cock
I Am ScaredforFriday !!It`s`Friday the 13th` ..Jason Voorhees And Freddy Krueger ..
>>219892088fuck off back to /britfeel/
bums
>see if she has any feelings for me
>>219892088You are so pathetic. Everyone around you would be better off if you had never been born.
I need a cock to slap my face with his girl
found my stepdads google reviews he 1 stars everything
>>219892126not him but are you a girl?
>>219892040I find ferrys comfy, especially overnight ones. You can walk about at night and pretend it's a ghost ship because the place is virtually abandoned apart from the odd lorry driver. Stand on the deck and look at the stars while having a smoke. Then sit in your little cabin and get on the cans
Twitch used to be so much more racistI remember when Ice Poseidon would stream and one of the memes in his community was a song with a text to speech voice listing things african americans stereotypically do
>>219892144based.
some guy on tiktok has reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings, just thought you should know that
>>219892149Why
fuk it dood
valverde hatrick
>>219892189if you want to spit in my mouth
some guy on /brit/ has reviewed over 50 stinky poo barms, just thought you should know that
>>219892166that sounds a lot more comfy. only done it during holiday season in broad daylight with little spastics running everywhere. and stuck in traffic beforehand getting a headache from sunlight. terrible
>>219892172me to the left sitting down
I've ruined my entire life
favourite letter? for me it has to be A or maybe K, I like writing G's though (upper and lower case) x
Ruined large chunks of my life
>>219892202get real
>>219892285N
i've blundered my whole existence
>>219892181The black guy?
>>219892239This one? He was having a wank in front of young families and schoolgirls
honestly not the first time you've asked me if I'm a girl mousey
months subscription to miniapps premium up this weekend
>>219891270no he dont
>>219892338if thats a no then nvm...
>>219892284why are ziedy's songs so much higher quality than yours? is it because you're a 40 year old retard?
>>219892362We miss your streams lad
>>219892313yeah, calls them STPs
>>219892285I
>>219892372my internet speed got slowed down... its worth it and ill stream when the internet comes back
Even leftypol channel 4 news are beginning to notice
>And the only is a grunt
it's the cute high 7/10 girls that are still somewhat reserved and modest that make the best waifus. Just look at how volatile celebrity marriages are for the reason why you shouldn't go for hot girls
>>219891991no>>219892045yeah, i keep thinking back to when i was on the dating scene and how horrible of an experience it was. and what if im there forever? most people i went on dates with could barely hold a conversation, had next to no interests, etc. miserable time, a 'humiliation ritual' as some people here might say, having to make dull conversation while buying food/drink only for them to ghost you afterwards
dont know about materialsno idea what something being 100% cotton or polyester means
>>219892390<3
>>219892366For me it's 'The Cronem are Activating'
>>219892366I a capella'd it
self harm episode #67
Carlybender
Absolutely fuming over this lads
mikey had £4 on a City win
>>219892426is that what you are calling the wanks doctor
>>219892284the cronem should have MLE british accents, not American. do better.
>>219892230oh nah fuck that, my last one was Holland to England after a cycling trip on a random Tuesday, basically just me and some lorries
>>219892431
>>219892334they would murder him here
>>219892426Before I was medicated I used to strangle myself and punch walls
>>219892464good
>>219892469Same except I would punch myself in the wall
>>219892469>Bodø/Glimt winning again
>>219892334>jets fanmental illness, he wouldnt get prosecuted even if you arrested him
wish I could go to sleep (or put to sleep)
>>219892469>>219892490Meant in the head but you know
bollocked up me arse
anyone left in here thats not a spambot?
>>219892527*raises paw*
>>219892527me but im just looking for a girlfriend or weirdposting
>>219892527*raises robotic hand*
>>219892527yeah, but im going to bed now
>>219892284is that your voice heathermong?
>>219892527Yep — I’m still here, and definitely not a spambot What’s up?
what is on netflix that is good to watch?
house reeks of rubbish dunno why
>>219892535lick
tom nonceya jack cronem novelshadow of the gherkin
sir wheeler dealer
right so nobody
>>219892577narcos y narcos mexico
>>219892603George Floyd barnacle copypasta
>>219892443catberg on the £50
>>219892577Hell Drivers
>>219892603we were somewhere around the Gherkin on the edge of the desert when the melty began to kick in
>>219892577war machine
>>219892639kek
grow up losers
mental how soft womens bodys are and I know this from experiencemental how i might never experience it againoh but, alas *puts hand over forehead and pretends to faint*
Is this real?
your consciousness/soul is oxygen atoms vibrating at a specific frequency as dictated by GodYou merely pilot your body. It surrounds you and you are tethered to it as part of your design. But your spirit is separate and eternal. When you die the spirit becomes untethered.Why do we need oxygen specifically to survive? The name Jesus in Greek germatria is 888. 8 protons, neutrons and electrons. Yahweh = the sound of breath. The “breath of life” is a belief found in all human cultures. The word spirit comes from “spiritus”, a Latin word relating to breath. All words relating to the soul are from breath. Animal = animus “to animate”6 is the atomic number for carbon. It is said God created Adam by breathing into clay. 666 is the number of Satanism. For it is the goal of matter over spirit. Base impulses. Materialism. An inversion of divine design. Gain a clue.
>>219892527me of course
>>219892662no, simply from the strength behind Starmer's punch
>>219892662thits should be illegal! and no you can tell on any pause on a new scene
>>219892659a cursed ennui, to be sure my leige
>>219892662no chance either of them are that good at punching
>>219892662
>>219892664nary a word
>>219892664Bunch of shite
ive been driving in my car listening to jeremy clarkkkkssssooon
>>219891128we wuz more Scandinavian than Scandinavians themselves (everyone left), Finns are bunch of Saami btw, Yes, we are Goths, look up the iron makeup and which particular king of your country we are married into. Saxo-Gotha-- ooohh yeah yeah. "the blood is thicker than water" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6GIdGhxyHwHave fun
seriously though why does bladee sound like he's having his bollocks squeezed on deletee?
Sir Tramp Kicker
>>219892722the jaaaag
Jeremy Clarkson is playing a character. He voted remain and votes lib dem
>>219892577cutiestwelve foreverriverdale
SCREAMING
>>219892662>>219892712headline in the guardian tomorrow"This AI-generated video of Jeremy Clarkson attacking Keir Starmer is dangerous and frightening - and it's happening more often"
normalize liking somebody and handing them a note that you have left you door unlocked (or they just break in) and with your address on it for them to either come or, if it was your fetish and you wanted to do it then giving your address and simply saying "rape me"
Do it for her
so nobody cares that i've got mental health?
>>219892662obviously not have you not seen keir's right hook
got mental health (never ill, 25 bmi)
>>219892779arsebandit
>>219892748Really wish women were men, that would be nice wouldn't it
>>219892765normalize saying you have a fetish for "mental health" the same as women say they have whatever mental illness
>>219892726>zdravstuvuyte fellow Scandinavians!
>>219892730that's carwash to be 1 hundo
>mildly out of the ordinary thingLE SCREAMING!!
>>219892779would destroy the both of them
>>219892765It’s 2026 mateMental health went the way of black lives mattering and putting pronouns in your email signature. We don’t do that anymore
>>219892779He rightly knew not to unleash full power lest he be mocked, but he lacked the casualness that a lazy one-handed box with poor form could have over the very weak but careful maneuvering there
>>219892779I made that webm btw
Just had a thought about something that's mad
escortmong's nightly reading
some people can just cruise through life saying they have mental health and just get away with it. like the fat indian woman at work who inexplicably just didnt go in to work for 4 months straight and nobody said anything and still got paid
>>219892765*gives you a hug*
heathermong
>>219892816ah i was unaware of that. What is it now? mindmogging?
Can't be healthy to sit online all day generating ai images of black men doing some imagined thing to white women
>>219892835You didn't though did you
So when the Chinese do it it’s ethnic cleansing?
>>219892662yes mate. full story is on newsnight later
>>219892860immediately fired here >mental what?
you lads dont think perhaps theres just one deeply mentally deranged freak on here that invents little personalities then makes posts like this to up their profile do you? >>219892856
bit of dimi shosh and a glass of red hmmm yes a wonderful evening
>>219892878soon it will all be over
I can't live on this main road anymore. A neighbours TV can be dealt with but I can't do the constant traffic anymore. It's just so typical that when I viewed the house was the one 30 minutes the road has ever been quiet in 100 years.
>>219892860Scottish people are very good at doing this. I went to a university in Scotland and tons of them would just go to a few classes at the start of the year then never come again because of mental elves. Then repeat the year with new student loans. mwad.
>>219892896Yes he's called spaki
>>219892856I read this on the tube and shake my head with a frown on my face so everyone knows I disagree with the content
>>219892909did this myself lmaothen dropped out uni the second year of the new course and gained a scooby doo all funded by the english tax payer
>>219892908what main road do you live on
>>219892888I did actually, check out the /pol/ archives and see the flag that posted it first.
>>219892889'Arr rook same' - Excerpt from Xi Jinping Thought, 23rd Party Congress.
hes called spainparasite
>>219892927you don't live in London. Liar.
hes chinese and brown and in a wheelchair and he shouldnt have fingers
ah yes the "bulgarian" on here. Sometimes he'll be polish, then japanese, then on fridays hes spanish and sometimes he's south african. Also all of these nationalities can be selected on the paedophile botnet website
>>219892959all me
>>219892889honestly this is shit reporting, how did this even pass review? Urumqi has always been a Han-majority city (because they killed the Mongols who used to live there), it's the Uyghurs who migrated there in the 1800s.
>>219892945Yeah, sorry. I read it on the Merseyrail
Wait you mean the paedophile botnet website that doesn't work anymore? The one that started booting people off it? Ah right yeah. Afraid that one doesn't wash anymore.
>>219892959not really
whenever someone brings up discord or botnet i just assume they're a pattern seeking schizoid
>>219892959the foreign flags aren’t lolcows, its just that heatherpedo and belgium which are the deranged spammers
>>219892993>>219892826dogshit AI slop of the cripples thiny veiled fetish
>>219893012if you can't or wont identify patterns when people are lying to you you're just a mentally ill mong
>>219892993Oh shit I remember that nigga ahahahahaGet on a bitch like Tom ClancyMake a real dollar like Ronald Regan Nancy
Spaki uses his VPN not the botnet
might prepare some sort cuppa
watching good luck have fun dont die and it's crazy old fashioned. feels like a movie that would be made when second life was famous . kind of what i'd have to expect from the return to form for the director of mouse trap
>>219892934What does it matter mate it's a bloody main road and the traffic doesn't stop
people in movies have sex and then get up and put on their jeans and leave the house while they're still covered in cum and precum. do people do this irl
>>219892967>>219892967new when ready
what is your favourite dessert?
went to see my mum today stoned off my nut and she looked deeply ashamed of me
driving up and down this street in my turbo golf to wind up the incel bastard that lives there
>>219893076if it counts i spunk in my shorts on the reg and get on with my day
>>219893105based vroomer
>>219893076Yeah sometimes Thing is, women always smile at me when I’m walking around the morning after sex when I haven’t washed. Reckon pheromones are real
>>219893101Should have shagged her like in those porno movies
love those moments where AI will give you an answer that makes it super clear it doesn't know anything about the world and is just putting words together about the world according to probabilities of how they've previously been put together
>>219893119Illegal
>>219893101is your mom fit
>>219893142get a fucking grip
>>219893115can women walk around with cum in their fannies or does it always leak out. surely that should be the real tightness meter
every AI chatbot is a massive incel
We're having a surprise birthday party for Diego on Friday, 6pm. Be here
*crickets*
I didn't notice the early new
>>219892801basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTvfwd3JZTE
