ayatollah connery edition
russian lad who is constantly bothered by his neighbour's dogwhether its a gimmick or whether its genuineits great stuff
first!
>>>/lit/25133226
>>219894712Bourgas kind of sucks, Nesebar is ok, I used to stay there as a teen because it was cheaper but it's 5 mins away from Cacao Beach where they were making raves. Used to stay at this hotel for 20Euro a night that had a great restaurant on the first floor right next to the water. Good times..Ít's picrel with thee wooden everything.
>>219894955just a very fun image to imagine, very vivid
overheard two zoomers openly talking about shagging femboys on the train
Yeah this is better than my edish
about to give in and buy a vape from the corner shop, lads...day 1 and failed already ffs
>>219894980we'll use ur edition next
>>219894975They shagged them on the train? Disgusting
>>219894925*In a Marge Simpson t-shirt*Anon can we get rid of this Ayatollah t-shirt, Sean Connery died years ago
going to play overwatch and have a wank x
>>219895013happens to me all the timeusually whenever i see wrecking ball
>>219894983If this is true you're genuinely pathetic and should probably kill yourself
only took down the christmas tree in the incel flat this weekhaven't had anyone visit my cave of filth since since december you see
>>219894983im 3.5 months off itno cravings now, only remember i vaped away when i see a post like this
>>219895041Thats bad luck or something
>>219895041that's bad luck to still have it up
>remember a moment of embarrassment or just feel a little anxious>start screaming the N-word in my carAnyone else do this haha
saw my ex working at tesco todayshe just looked at me like I was human shit
instead of dropping big expensive bombs why not just fly over and have the lads do poos?
>>219895049got any advice lad? feel proper bored and like somethings missing when im trying to just chill at home
>>219895027ktim
>>219895061ever shag her up the arse?
>>219895060I do the zesty foden face
>>219895060no but i make weird noises if i'm alone
>>219895056>>219895059Incels already drew a duff hand what's a bit more bad luck to them
>>219895061should've said "hey bitch, you miss me?"
>>219895073nah don't like bum stuff
>>219895061And are you?
Someone said fuck arse in /brit/ mum
>>219895110...yh
>>219895060i say "fucking killed himself" or "fucking dead" out loud, dunno why
>>219895060i've been almost zoning out, remember something bad, then involuntarily saying "ahh im gay"fortunately im a schizoid who lives alone
why is everything
eating an apple >>219895106cor
>>219895112post Finnish MILF’s
>>219895060I just say oh god in an agonised wail
>>219895065taper down from 20 to 10 to 5 then quitwouldn't go from 20 straight off, its a mild pain to do 5 to 0
>>219895144Used to talk to a Finnish milf online
It's got to the point where I just embrace being a bit off and mental in public. Just go with it
>>219895060I do weird noises like squeaks, grimace my face, emote that i'm shooting myself in the head or in the cock, or say something like "YOU FUCKING GAY CUNT"
My ex called me to say Marry Christmas on 25th December because she returned to Bulgaria, had coffee with her and she said let's go out some day and asked what am I doing for New Years and I said I have plans cause I was talking to this big tit bartender, turns out the bartender had a bf so I got fucked kek.
>It's got to the point where I just embrace being a bit off and mental in public. Just go with it
Just quoted my neighbour 2250 to put in a new bath, hope he goes for it. He loves to fleece me when he does my wifes hair.
>>219895182Nah not like that
>>219895144
>>219895192cant imagine how much black meat shes had inside her
>>219895158sound thanks lad. how long between each taper? few weeks?
might make a coffee
might reject modernity and embrace tradition
>>219895178Didnt ask
>>219895205depends how you're feelingi was burning through the 5mg bottle so went back to 10 for an extra weekonce you do quit to 0, chuck the vape into a recycle bin, otherwise you'll be tempted
i love women they look so nice and i just want to have sex with all of them
I need to buy new zip up hoodies, who makes some decent quality ones? I want something better than Fruit of the loom
>>219895227
>>219895233Right there in front of everyone?
>>219895238Primark unironically
>>219895178plan B: cross the border and shag turkettes
>>219895238Maybe grow up?
>>219895233In your mind every woman you saw at the Winter Olympics was your actual girlfriend. it was the closest you ever came to having sex.
>>219895238Zip up hoodies? Its not 2010 anymore lad
>>219895223good lad
>>219895233innit
>>219895250Perhaps one day, I do want to visit Istanbul to try their food.
>>219895273reject modernity, embrace tradition
What I don't like about Deanos is their deracination ultimately. Their aesthetics are Dubai aesthetics, just nothing obviously British about them other than the accent and general loutishness. The contrast between an older bloke and a Deano is very stark, you still hear old expressions and ways of looking at the world from older men that are uniquely and piquantly British, that are increasingly absent.Leftists like Richard Hoggart used to care about this stuff before the New Left took over, and you'd just be considered a Rorke for even caring about our local cultures being destroyed now.
>>219895238uniqlo ones are comfy
>>219895287weird thing to ruminate on and then post
>>219895273They're for wearing around the gaff>>219895264?
always some weeb saying Uniqloalways
>>219895267you always post this weird comment
Could never bring myself to utter the nigger word desu
>>219895287yeah?
>>219895287prefer it when you post about the escort
why does my toil need black employee awards for everything
>>219895307I say it when I have a nice piss, not sure why.
>>219895230Don't know why, but a tiny bit of cellulite makes a woman so much more sexy.
UUUGHH UGGGH UUUGHHH
lesbians
Thinking about all the airplane flights I've been on and the six degrees of separation between all the people I've flown with.
>>219895330me when i spunk
thinking about spain and their pretty ladies and cool architecture. shame everything theyve got all those favela tier concrete blocks nowadays
practicing my dance moves for next /brit/ meetup
>>219895328
>>219895336is she gonna spit in her mouth, that would be hot
>zip up hoodiesMate come on it's not 2008 anymore listening to The Zutons
>>219895300>>219895311>>219895313I also just had a poo, if that's more interesting?
I was wrong mums bought correct cutletes I was just too quick to jump to conclusions given my state of mind
>>219895292>£35
>>219895360fodenian
>>219895363One thing I've noticed from her vids is that she obviously genuinely has autism. Not even joking, her dancing just screams autism.
>>219895363naah
>>219894955it's neighbours' dogs (plural)
Anyone want a sprite cranberry?
>>219895398what kind of dogs are theydo they have different types of dogs in russia
>>219895398are you the Crimean?
he said fodenianly
>>219895376tell us more
>>219895394Wish my girlfriend had autism like this.Instead it's shouting at people that don't respect the zebra crossing and freaking out at me when I see my mates for more than two hours
fodenesque, if you like
fodellian
When I was a kid in Greece they had fanta watermelon, it was good but too sweet so I used to mix it with carbonated water
>>219895398Why havent you been conscripted yet?
>>219895402Been on these recently
>>219895414It was a perfect one desu, slid out with no breakage and my anus was dry afterwards.
>>219895363marc cucurella
>>219895330me when I'm drunk outside folks houses
fodenian
Not really a fizzy drink goyim, never drink sugar ones, but in France they had Sprite Menthe and it was banging. Just a little mint.
poo roll for tea I reckon.
and the latest from mousedeity?
been on the natural healthy things me
>>219895473he's dead and has been for some time now
>>219895363need to stick it up her
Zip up hoodies man. Zip up fucking hoodies.
>>219895375why do they still make them then?
>>219895494
Prefer my hoodies zipless
>>219895506he lives in the brighton
I want to upgrade my style game. What do you recommend???
>>219895521>Israel>white
>>219895009>*In a Marge Simpson t-shirt*
Gen Z are now trying to cancel Mambo No.5
>>219895541minus the bag, and the cap if you have decent hair. Then you can dress like me !!
>>219895532I like Mamdani he seems a good lad. Even if he supports Arsenal
>>219895060I curse or say I love/hate/want to marry/fuck either my ex gf or my dog that’s been dead for seven years current gf is visiting me (lives abroad) and I’m worried I’m going to randomly say my ex’s name because I do it quite frequently idk not good behavior
>>219895571blud dressing like an undercover cop
battling satan in my smelly bedroom like a monk on athos
>>219895066um
>>219895571
>>219895625
>>219895625bro got israel on the line :skull emoji:
MAMA USED TO SAYTAKE YOUR TIME YOUNG MAN
the only middle eastern country i'd live in is oman, basically the switzerland of the arabs
>>219895643Yeah basically. It's kind of a classic style though. Not slobbish and not too tryhard
>>219895649sc
Got depression
where do we hide our air defence systems, don't think i've ever seen one before
>>219895625In my defence, I made a full on thread about it and no one ever answered so, I've elected to into different generals
>>219895482would shag
wonder if the reason why pitbulls are so violent is because of smoke alarm beeps sending them insane
>>219895694vpn off, persianmong
if i'd had been in a famous band, i would have been in one of those bands where the first album is really good and then it just gets shittier and shittier as time goes on
>>219895668Me? The UAE, the homeland
>>219895692
>>219895732it's always like that innit
>>219895692Same but summer is just around the corner so let's go down sandford lane for a rave
>>219895692you've got a knob
>>219895589He's based. Iftar dinner in the house that Hamilton built
had nando's for the first time in Chicago, wasn't bad but don't understand the hype tbqh
>Countless shows no one cares about gets cancelled>...>Some bender show gets cancelled>oh my GOD it's like a travesty *swings limp wristed hands in the air*
Never had Nando's in my puff
>>219895754just chicken innit
>>219895589he's shaping up to be the first good mayor NYC has had since La Guardia, and i say that as a Long Island resident
>>219895754It's the spiciest food we have
>>219895735>>219895745s
how do you hold your partner accountable for not saving as much money as she should without coming across as controlling? im getting kind of fed up of her blowing money on shit when i'm over here trying to save for a house.
>>219895742True.
>>219895805шaмapи
>>219895805ask jeeves down? we dont know dickhead
>partnersounds woke
>>219895805the thing most people don't tell you about being in a committed relationship with someone is that it absolutely requires being on the same page about finances if you're not, you'll just keep bickering about money until you both grow to resent each other
>>219895805Just tell her she should think about spending less because you're both saving for a house
>>219895805Dunno mate I'm the same. Think my missus thinks I'm laying down an £80k deposit for a new house together whilst she puts 10p in
>>219895754was it cheeky?
strawberry fields forever
>>219895805Just explain it to her in a calm manner that you need to get money together for a house shell understand
Might have a sandwich before bed. Might. Could also just have some fruit
>>219895861Have some imitation crab sticks mate
i see these 'lolis' in the catalogue and their body type reminds me of a 4ft11 chinese girl i fucked at uni. felt proper weird.
should i get crossfaded
>>219895878I don't have any and they don't sound very nice
should i cop lads
>>219895905yeah
Who's this Ethiopian mong?
YORKSHIRE! YORKSHIRE!
>>219895694we don't use land based air defence we have 6 destroyers instead
>>219895925Great place
>>219895835the divorce rape on this one will be biblical40k payday on for free for her
>>219895938The Army operates a regiment of SkySabre batteries
was just mean to someone onlinedidnt feel good it felt dark and ominous and gross
>>219895925YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE
>>219895925Shit version of Shropshire
>>219895957but it will be like 5-10 years before she can match my deposit.so either i stay stuck as a rentalcuck or i potentially get fucked later on
>>219895965don't like doing this even when someone is mean to me firstjust doesn't feel right
>>219895970corrrr the world's only submarium!
>nicotine products are taxed up the ass in australia>can't even buy zyn legally therewhat on earth
>>219895970vghhh
>>219895970very telling that you took a photo turned away from land and out on to the sea, which looks the same from anywhere
>>219894964>>219329141
>>219895999America is the only country left with any semblance of personal freedom
real racism is a paternal sense of needing to protect, manage and look after the inferior races and forgiving them for their foolish actions not gypsy crusader yelling vulgarities
>>219895999If cigarette prices here were like in the UK there would be riots in the streets. Last time I was there and I ran out of ciggies that I brought and had to buy and learned how much they cost...fucking 15 quid for a pack. Literally kys
>>219896003He's taken a photo of the mighty Humber Estuary, one of the world's most dangerous and unpredictable rivers
>>219896018based
och ma boaby
>>219896045
>>219896062if I were a woman I'd go for a man with one of those viggo mortensen or teddy sheringham type faces. a fine anglo-saxon looking specimen with sharp features and piercing eyes. no homo
>>219896055imagine a BJC resting on top of her head and draping down over her face
>>219896018only in the west
>>219896110who the devil asked you?
knackered!
>>219896092If the Gherkin is for bbc bulls why are they trying to break in?
>>219896127why the fuck do you care who asked me?
>>219896079
>>219896137Exactly. This new storyline doesn't add up
>>219894925we are all closely related if an irishman can look like an iraniansome more than others
>>219896137it represents them breaking into his batty
>>219896130u been blinkered up all day?
>>219896156caucasoids are very closely related. I saw a study that worked out how genetic differences equated to lengths of time in terms of generations, assuming one original population, and the difference between englishmen and southern italians is ~5,000 years
>>219896165yeahguy at the vape shop i go to offered me a different one that looks a lot better but it's 40 fucking quidstill considering a purchase though...
Do not let the parasite win
Sir Vapeshop Rapejob
>>219896156Some Iranians are literally white
>>219896137they african-american bulls who weren't invited by gherkin hq
>>219896174where can i find this study?>the difference between englishmen and southern italians is ~5,000 yearsthat seems like ages away wtf i didnt think wed be that differentwho are we closely related with? i want a new ethnicity to larp as
Any Scots want to gay marry me? I want to move to your cunt
>>219896175https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8XAOMeWdqY
>>219896156
>>219896174bro is dropping “caucasoid” at the houseparty
>>219895965love being mean to people online because im sure they deserve it somehow and i know they cant do anything to me behind my screen haha
Visit NYC
>>219896207Illari and KirikoBoth unreasonably pengAlso this song is so fucking good it's actually ridiculous
>>219896207im a bigger fan of the glitzhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXjJUr9W5jQ
>>219896208based
side hurts after niggerboozingits over
>>219896214But why are they breaking into The Gherkin? Is there a hostage situation?
>>219896219fuck off theyre full
>>219896197not been able to find it sincethink I found the link on eupedia originally
All I've done all day is hit blinkers, play league of legends, eat shite food and laugh like a retard at instagram reels
>>219896208the perfidious persian strikes again
>>219896226https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJH6IGFAwkthis is the most abstract thing he did pure nod
evening lads. anyone wanting to get their dick sucked?
It is your duty to report the parasite
>>219896252not as good as goutgot me bouncinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YaO0ZC-B-8
>>219896258are you a cute and slightly chubby blonde english rose?
>>219896272ever had gout lad? it's no laughing matter
>>219896264filtered
>>219896156we're not that far apart
>>219896272https://youtu.be/6Mrg1QzOZCE?si=Q8dl1eq_O8FL-fzICoat I would buy is just an objectively better song
>>219896227
goutberg
>>219896219There's really no place like 5th Avenue
>>219896230listen to what they sayhttps://vocaroo.com/1lr0GagtfNyfgherkin hq only invited boat cronem. now black americans have come to get what's theirs
>>219896293
>>219896293put coat i would buy on my new years 2025 instagram story good songanglerfish has an majestic beautyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKlhm4lsOyg
Emma Watson left a stain in her undies.
generating increasingly bizarre fetish pornography using grok
>>219896282my mate had it and he cured it with carnivore, go figure>>219896296based on the pussy he got
>>219896305just go back to reposting ziedy's songsyou're 40 years old and incapable of advancing the gimmick
>>219896329>>219896305What's a typical conversation with your dad like?
>>219896305Why do they need to come here? Isn't there an American equivalent of The Gherkin?
>>219896333are you his personal cheerleader?
>>219896308banger isn't it>>219896318Anglerfish is very good, glad to see some other Joeyy fans
ARE YOU HIS LITTLE B*TCH?
Currently reading a really old French novel (written in the 18th century I think?) about a French peasant who finds himself thrown back through time to the height of the Roman empire. He spends the entire novel trying to become emperor by using his knowledge of farming. It's actually a really good read
We're being genocided
>>219896362I'm his cheersleader
>>219896386>>219896382
>>219896383Sounds interesting. What's it called?
Currently at McDonald's
>>219896246goyim activities
>>219896385KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON
i wish i was french. much more soulful peoples and country. alas, doomed to be a little anglo.
>>219896383Name?https://youtu.be/o5X1m16-Jvc?t=201
>>219896413alri honore de balzac
BBC News downgraded the Iran news to a small box among the other stories I see. They had it big and dark and scary a few days ago
I think we just got fooled
>ballzac
>>219896454consumed world eventwe're getting excited for next world event
Always thought it would be interesting to work for the courts
>>219896472you are profoundly mentally ill.
>>219896505worked for the pigs but got fired because i wfh and spent most of my time playing overwatch instead now im a smelly neetwas a bit insightful seeing what people in your county got up to
>>219896509report, filter, and ignore
My feet are as cold as ice
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuvePIM0UE8
>>219896559https://darntough.com/not sure if they ship there but...
>>219896583buy an ad and trim your toenails you obese bangladeshi cunt
just found out oscar piastri is 1/16th chinese i always suspected his eyes looked a bit chinky
eating some food aren't idrinking a little bit of drink aren't i
havent slept for 3 days, going absolutely feral
Might benefit from getting people into boy scouts again. Already bringing Catholicism back, a couple decades it will be Epstein programs. We're going to remember that world leaders are rowdy, and we'll be like, damn, maybe we fucked up.
>>219896635russian sleep experiment ahh
>>219896635Tried to get a good night sleep last night because I was exhausted and my smoke alarm started beeping every minute at 430am because it's 10 years old and reached its end of life. Fuck my chudcel life.
nu metal is badass
why do they make the daily ritualposts?
>>219896687because they have mental problemsit brings them comfort to have a routine
Just tripped a book to the Bahamas in May. Gagging for a holiday me.
Hail Mary, full of grace,the Lord is with you.Blessed are you among women,and blessed is the fruit of your womb, Jesus.Holy Mary, Mother of God,pray for us sinners,now and at the hour of our death.Amen.
do any of you have your driving license?had mine since i was 15
>>219896673https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSycaeY7qi4&list=OLAK5uy_lXoCNu5FsECgHdijXREpvSq-ug0WKtK7A&index=10
>>219896730Amen
>>219896673Limp Bizkit is the greatest band in the world
>>219894953>>219894953>>219894953
>>219896760maybe reading too much into this but it's odd that you linked to the new and not the guy that made it right?
>>219896739are they a maxican band?
