Spastic Autist Service edish
Morning team. Lying in bed with catberg
life imitates zeidys arthttps://x.com/RadioGenoa/status/2032078435351150882
>>219908477>>>/bant/24118508
in here>>>/bant/24118508>>>/bant/24118508>>>/bant/24118508
tantrum
ah yes its another episode of everyone moves to bant for 2 days
i don't like it over there I'm staying here
>>219908593It's just /Britfeel/ 2.0 where incels can spam porn to their heart's content.
business idea: willy smells in a can
>>219908618we could have a threesome
so what happens in june when the Iran national team are due to go to the US to play in the world cup?
Nigga, no one fucking watches soccer in 2026.
>>219908657I don't get it.I just don't get it.
took me five hours but I've installed a new loft hatch and ladder lads
>>219908726Why are so obsessed with opening an incel bant thread today?
right well
just seen a willy
>>219908749Probably dog shit ai cuck posting, ponys and horse fucking, rorke spam Gingernonce, sacked tranny and spaino
my job is having sexi'm a sexer
you would give it suck though wouldn't youif no one was watching
Been thinking about Ireland lately
>>219908782me asf putting on an episode of The Simpsons
I'm up now team having a can of Tango Thirst Tap it's quite nice raining outside too comfy
>>219908863The situation is Northern Ireland is gay af. We should have just sent the RAF to carpet bomb the whole region
BRING ME A HIGHER LOVEBRING ME A HIGHER LOVE, OH OHBRING ME A HIGHER LOVEIT'S THAT HIGHER LOVEI'VE BEEN WAITING ON
>open the bant thread>Everyone is posting porn Yeah I think I'll stick around here where I, like any sane person, have just filtered the spammer
>>219908898Tilde
i'm only interested in anime porn
>>219908458terry pratchet died on this day 11 years ago
>>219909013bizarre lie, no way its been that long
My pork shoulder has been in the oven at 120 for 4 hours nowIn another 3 hours it'll be ready to shred and serve
You know when you've been tango'd
>>219909046big man with his porn shoulder
>>219909043its true
thoughts?
ever stopped to think that everything they tell us could be a lie? there could be another continent beyond Antarctica maybe everything IS a simulation do you ever?
Everything is lush
>>219909079SEXOOOO
>>219909066PORK shoulder you horrid little pervert
>>219909084no because all 5 of my braincells are dedicated to hating america, dont have the capacity to think about antarctica and beyond
Got hospital appointment tomorrow for my narcolepsy team
jeffrey epstein kill these goyims now and my soul is yours
sir hoe math
Got the window open. I hear>Tarp blowing in the wind>Pipe running>inbred Jeetlet school kids running around and screaming at the primary school half a mile away>Trains going by>occasional hammering
>>219909138don't oversleep it haha
you lads seeing all that gay porn in the bant thread aha who in their right mind would post that
It`sSadabout Ethan Ralph ..
>>219909169i had you filtered you complete fucking cretin
peter thiel rape all australians now and my soul is yours
>>219909173Who is Ethan Ralph?
Adolf Hitler
>>219909206
>>219909220where are his trousers? is he wearing ankle swingers?
>>219909236fashion, ever heard of it?
>>219909236He's probably been up to no good knowing him
Will have a sandwich soon team
>>219909146I live on a council estate near a school so for two hours every day, at lunchtime and right after school they all come play on the football/basketball pitch in the middle of the estateBecause this pitch is surrounded by 6 story buildings every noise is amplifiedHow imagine how that is when you have a bunch of little negro's screeching at the top of their lungs at every minor thing
>>219909169get your vpn off and get posting your cronem bbc fantasies again you cowardit's what these people deserve
>>219909273yes lass you’ve earnt it
>>219909273Corr what's going in it?
>>219909137ok :(i get it
>>219909294>>219909295Lettuce, cucumber, tomato, sandwich pickle and mature cheddar cheese on tiger bread
>How imagine how that is when you have a bunch of little negro's screeching at the top of their lungs at every minor thingmusic to leftypol’s ears
watched weapons, rocky, and 30 mins of zootopia 2
>>219909308Corrr luxury
I WANNA ROCK
>>219909281>How imagine how that is when you have a bunch of little negro's screeching at the top of their lungs at every minor thingI know the feeling, I've got 2 primary schools nearby and they're both menageries of jeetlets and niglets who are always screaming for no reason
the more i learn of this Rorke fella the less i care for him
>>219909079table is going to be all wet now but I like the bit where she strokes off the bottle
>>219909326>zootopia 2is there sex in this one? sat through the first one when it came out and left with blue balls
>>219909326any good angles of judy's big fat childbearing arse or nah
Don’t know why black people brag about beating their children I have never see a well behaved black child, yet most white kids are ok
sex with rabbits
>>219909360:/
would love to put most of you into a coma
The t goobcpming out if my ears
would love to treat most of you to a korma
would love to genocide yank males and breed with their women
how are we supposed to know when a girl likes you when girls are socialised from when they're very little to be bubbly and vivacious with literally everyone all of the time?
what's the matter, lager boy?afraid you might taste something?
>>219909342Put it in your blog
>>219909453We look in your eyes then down at your lips then back in your eyes again
>>219909453they put their arms over your shoulders
>>219909452You're just creating whiter yanks. The women carry the "tucker" and "tyler" genes so, your sons will just grow up to be libtard soyboys are brain dead evangelical Christians with delusions of grandeur
>>219909452The natural pairing is American male (masculine) and British female (feminine)
bladee as a pony
genuinely might be studying medicine lads
>>219909491ywnbaw
Toilberg wants me inIt's bleak
come to the conclusion that everyone under 35 is a faggot retard
mousenonce top 10 funniest moments
>>219909512I'm one of the lads
>>219909536you will never be gay
righttime to play some videogames i think!
>>219909501fine. the white women will get the same treatment as the men, but the kweens hapas and latinas will be bred to infinitely and beyond>>219909504the natural pairing is american senator (israeli dual citizen) and american taxes (israeli aid)
>>219909552I'm a real dood
>>219909453when they suck on your willy
can one you guys come over and do my dishes because i cba
when was the last time you made a flirty comment to a girl
>>219909580just get a dishwasher (gf)
>>219909569>infinity and beyond***fuck
mwad how under British rule all the races of South Africa lived in harmony then the boers took over and implemented nazi germany 2.0
what you drinking tonight then
>>219909580yes mate i'm on my way
>>219909575some of them are just so horny they get the urge to suck a cock and will use the first man they find. it doesnt mean they like him
>>219909532I can't get over the fact that he thinks there is only one (1) rorkeposter
We're called women rorke
been to town completely sleep deprivedthere was a alt girl waiting at the same bus stop as me so I made sure to not make eye contact a single time
>>219909531niga is 38 still posting on 4chan it's so so over
The enemy is attacking as of late
>>219909453you step up the flirting and see if she matches your energy
>>219909640There's only one brit poster and it's me
>>219909653had to do the same when i saw my ex yesterdayhead down as much as possible
>>219909338Kek there's now a group of 6 of them filming a music videoI need to move out of here
nearly fell asleep in my uni lecture, and when i snapped myself awake right before keeling over the group of girls behind me giggled. i should kill myself
>>219909721obviously, but not for that reason
>>219909616in your dreams maybe
fucking based lad whats she like
Screeching they've even choreographed a little dance and everything
>>219909777Stop watching children
I can't understand why people bully Mousey.. my friend, who I like
>>219909675I hope he wins.>>219909721They probably thought it was sweet and cute
>>219909792These ones are in their 20's
>>219909608got 5 pint cans of punk ipa and 4 small cans of neck oilI'm not one of those craft beer neckbeard fags I just grabbed them in the petril station
>>219909821You sick fuck
if your uni course a) has girls on it and b) seminars where you're put in groups with them (i.e anything but computer science) you are a dreg if you end up a vf
scampi and 'za for tea, the scampi being a kind of starter
petril
>>219909868What flavour 'za?
want to suggest the toilfu grows her natural eyebrows back but not sure if she'll be offended
>I'm not one of those craft beer neckbeard fags I just grabbed them in the petril station
ktim x
>>219909858guess I'm a dreg then lmao
>>219909369yeah loads
>>219909858my university was 70% female and i didn't shag the whole 3 years. there was one seminar where i was the only male in the class (except the lecturer)
I remember when Mousey used to have crunched up pringles on his oven pizzas
>>219909921Me but I'm 45
Genuinely crazy that if I were to scream nigger now all hell would break loose
the job search is crushing my spirit, why cant someone just knock on my door and offer me a job where i browse /int/ all day in exchange for a 6 figure salary?
gymtoil complete
dr pepper gotta be ythe best soda like if you agree
>>219909987James likes this.
im going to think about her for 1 hour 18 minutes
i always feel like somebody's watching meeeeee
dinner today is 1 plain chicken breast yumI fucking hate this shit I wish I was fit
>>219909987*likes*
40 year old twink on grindrnight sorted
>>219909971ALDI are pretty much always hiring mate
>>219909921utterly insane pedophile rapist aura coming off this image i can feel it through the screen
reminder there is a /bant/brit/ up:>>>/bant/24118508reminder this general WILL be constantly spammed with cronem gherkin pedo hymen snapping shit again as soon as the /bant/ thread is goneand i WILL rub it in your faces, because it'll be all your fault for continuing to use this godforsaken hell hole
israeli kid watching star wars episode 1 and crying because before Watto he had never seen someone like him represented on film
>>219910042i actually thought it was quite trannycoded
>>219910060the one on the left would get it if 18+
feels weird not listening to music when its the perfect hobby for boring incels like myself that dont have the energy to read/watch stuff. i basically just listen to the same 30-ish songs on loop while occasionally rotating new ones in and out. no set genre preference, never listen to full albums, never properly sat through an artists full discography etc. always get weird looks from people when they ask me what kind of music im into and i say "yeah im not really into anything", but i immediately get the upper hand when they say that they listen to house/drill music. currently listening to love will tear us apart by joy division
こんいちはみんなさん、元気ですか?
Might get high and go walk
>>219910095exercise kills the high, why would you do that
>>219909999Wasted digits
It's cup of tea time
>>219910095in this storm?
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA...
>>219910114CORRRRRRR
that's another haircut booked with the fit zoomer lass
>>219909816He's a defeated foe just lashing out n having a melty
>>219910090今ゴルフボールを吸ってる
>>219910078what's the difference LOL
dunno what is fucking wrong with this bullshit country my mortgage offer has already been issued now I got solicitors on my case asking how much of my deposit money is from various sources
>>219910112Second set of digits I've got this thread, also got these trips >>219909777
>>219910129find me a black hair dogge gf
>>219910062i dont liket hat ones cause it has neaked images
>>219910090元気ですけど今は"こんばんは"ですね
Moon runes in my brit thread?
hi
I want to do driving lessons but I think I’ve left it too late. Will be awkward as fuck doing it as a grown man
drinking heavy water
>>219910157Should ALWAYS buy outright or rent. Mortgages are for mongs
>>219910090Ching ching nip nong
Heavy rain. They’re all walking home later than normal trying not to get rain all over their white shirts :)
>>219910245hi
>>219910157Anti money laundering regulations
nobody:rorke: get to da choppa!leave a like if you enjoyed this post, as it really helps me in the algorithm. if this post made you 'scream' please let me know
>>219910253But you do neither
>>219910279>the joke is...im le paedo
>>219910315Because I'm disabled mate
>>219910309Apple scrumbling at this
had a nap at 11:30. just woke up
Rorke's been awfully quiet about the Russia/Ukraine war lately
>>219910309*texts scream to 81000*
>>219909987>ythe
guards, kill this freak!
>>219910340His willy has been quiet too, on account of his lack of shagging!
>>219910307Bit of a shit system if they are just banking on the person being honest with them then
Gfberg has wrecked my shitty toilet roll holder, fucking BITCH
Windy out
>>219910309
>>219910328What are you fucking on about schizo? I was talking about the toilfreaks
Mental how the next PM has said /brit/ memes on camera https://streamable.com/xs7sjy
>>219910338well that's you fucked then
im not a virgin
>>219910331Don’t say mate that’s not ladylike
>>219910367haha nice one very comedic
their white shirts and you can see the bra through it
Not good the things you post. No virtue to be found here.
>>219910362>croydonget it nuked
>>219910371Wasn’t aware Rupert Lowe knew of us
>>219910416skibbidi pooyaaa yeet
>>219910379Art hoes abound!
My final fantasy brief thoughts >VIIGreat game overall. Great world building, story and characters >VIIIGreat game again. Excellent characters, interesting world and excellent premise>IXGood but doesn't excel at anything in particular. Very slow to play as well>XMasterpiece. >XIIHuge world, gambit system is fun I liked it, characters and story are lacking >XIIILinear. Looks amazing but the story is poorly explained >XVInteresting premise, nice gameplay, good main cast, poor side characters and story>XVIExcellent game. Great characters and set pieces. Interesting plot.
>>219910417You wake up in Croydon
Leftypol visiting rorke in hospital and signing his dnr form
>>219910413Windy out today :)
>>219910377i personally saw to that
thinking about her... really no good thoughts thoughever
>>219910445More into First Fantasy myself
What is wrong with christcucks
some will winsome will losesome of all just scran the poos
We have three years to make Rupert Lowe PM. It's time to lock in, patriots.
>>219910447you and your compatriots will be obliterated one of these days>t. suttonBVLL
>>219908458
there's a video game board btw
>>219910505I have those exact Nescafé mugs. They came free with the coffee at one point so my mum got like 9 of them.
>>219910445I really like the bunny people in XII I wish I lived in their world
>>219910486Well she got what she asked forThough I suppose you should ask for something uncommon if you’re asking for a sign cause statistically a pink car isn’t exactly rare
>>219910506there are janitor applications btw and the world would be a better place if you killed yourself also
>>219910486Their life is infinitel richer, more fulfilling and full of mystery than yours.
>>219910518I liked Fran a lot too. She was pretty. I had her as a white mage and archer.
>>219910517kek im still using the sports direct mugs my dad bought back in like 2014
>>219910524would anyone care if you died?
me and rorke in 4 years after i finally crack his egg
>>219910539Only one Sports Direct mug in my house and it's downstairs in the kitchen serving as a pen/pencil holder
>>219910535How can you defend that?Did God make that car pink?I don’t get it
>>219908485thanks for posting more radio genoa twitter links! will defo be clicking on that x
>>219910557the goyim have gone insane
>>219910524you don't know what people are going through in their life and if you told someone to kill themselves and they did you'd feel bad so you shouldn't say that
Imagine being such a spazzy mong that you buy 9 jars of shit coffee for a free mug (actually £5 cause the mugs are literally worthless) instead of just buying 9 fucking mugs
>>219910555yes keep coping and projecting through the rest of your life but stfu btw you live life on easy mode
>>219910573
>>219910588would anyone actually care if you died though? even your family aren't arsed about you lol
>>219910587Well unlike you, my mum didn't make her own mug; you.
>>219910579some people should kill themselves the person sitting on 4chan being a little policeman wannabe, minimod cancer should fuck off or kill himself
did a translucent poo
eating black olives out the jar #olives #fuckyes
UK actually needs less peopleI’d say around 30 million is about right for an island this size
>>219910579i told someone on here to kill themselves earlier and i genuinely wish they wouldi'd feel great if they didi wish everyone told them to kill themselves until they did, and i strongly doubt a single person would miss them
>>219910620ktim but i'm not eating black olives
Dinner status: Completed it m8
>>219910624Off you fuck then Rorke
>>219910579thats his "trolling" (going on 4chan to impersonate staff) and whenever he gets a bite, maybe like once every few months btw, he latches on like that and tries to milk it for everything it is, because he gets so little attention. even his troll is shit... what a graft
>>219910636Face in reflection
>>219910643I’m not rorke. You thought I was making a point about immigration, I wasn’t
wanked three times today and nothing's coming out anymore
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>>219910650Mousey you need to calm down. Have a deep breath.
>>219910665after only three times?
>>219910626who was it
>>219910666what fruit is that
>>219910666
>>219910691guess
>>219910693appel
Sir Dry Socket
trannies and minimod cancer, and fuckers. r9koh and the cuck faggot
hair's falling out but got a fucked up angular pointy alien cranium so i can't just go bald
Dont think this weed vape actually is spiceProbably a good thing but i’ve always wanted to try it
>>219910702omg this is scary :(
>>219910582
>>219910685well i've wanked every day for the last like month
How come men call each other out on misogyny and toxic behavior but women never call women out on misandry and toxic behavior?
>>219910725youll stop when you stop
>>219910708hi mousey
why
>>219910561God is indeed listening even if youre a cringe redditor x. Posting it is cringe but mundane things like that take profound meaning when you tune in to the world around you, and it's a rich life. It's the only way to live, and the only way to be truly sane. Being a cold, above-it-all, crass materialist focused on not appearing cringe or silly to internet strangers is ruinous for the soul and mind
Can we just have one thread without talking about wankingIt’s all you lot fucking do
>>219910733women get called pickmes when they do that
>>219910711all it does is turn you into a dribbling mong that pisses and pukes all over themselvesthe cons keep getting horrific burns because they pass out on the heating pipe and wake up to the smell of their back cooking lmao
might have a wank but it sucks because her body is too perfect to imagine
>>219910740society is collapsing
>>219910750Can we talk about you :3 tell us how you're doing today anon :3c
>>219910725I wanked 5 times today
>>219910750ok babes x
wind's howling
>>219910733you're nothing but a pig in a female's eyesa vile disgusting hog
>>219910800Screaming
>>219910772I’m ok I got high and sweated everywhere for like an hour for some reason Then i had a wank to a tranny
>>219910800must have seen one of my posts
>>219910747You didn’t answer my question, did god make the car pink?
imagine I had it and managed to fuck it up. kms desu
i have got the FUCKING ITCHIEST NOSE of anybody on earth today
>>219910790bro is a coomer muslim
Jerusalem has cum
>>219910814Sounds unhealthy, did you eat right today?
>Ricky Gervais' long-term partner Jane Fallon reveals she's been diagnosed with breast cancer eat a few Jaffa Cakes that'll sort it
>>219910841
>>219910854>>219910854
>>219910582scr
