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>>219911563Don't talk about politics, janny doesn't like it!
Eatin vhips
>>219911563What colour were the bathrooms at Herefordshire?!?
This the thread
Remember that time when Selena Gomez beefed with her organ donor
FUCK!
You look like this
Hello my friends.
>>219911563How the fuck is weed considered worse than alcohol? Fucking niggers
>>219911656
He doesn't need us anymore
>>219911728They looks matched
I’m about to text my gf and ask her when she’s planning on losing weight. Should I expect there to be nuclear fallout?
My family never names our cats. They're always "the cat." Our current cat is 14 years old.
>>219911587Redditjeet has an in with the jannies by way of his brown skin and shit stained hands
Listening to Ancient Persian mystical music https://youtu.be/Abum2pFVVgU
>>219911803did they name you "the mexican"?
>>219911803You live in a rehab center or something?
>>219911803“El gato”
wish I could go back in time and play my ps3 games and feel the same way I did as a kidbad company 2, battlefield 3, cod 4, world at war, cod ghosts, most wanted 2012, minecraft, little big planetfuck me bros
>>219911803I name my cats based off their features, fat cat, soft fur, mangy cat, black cat, etc
i'm starting to enjoy those tantaly ads just for the comedic value. the dude is being so sensual with his rubber wife. bought her some lingerie (waist down only), lit some candles, giving her a massage that only he can feel. and they say romance is dead?
>>219911764yeah if you're going to be that blunt
Darth Plagueis's master was a Bith named Darth Tenebrous.Tenebrous was a skilled engineer and scientist.
eaten nothing award
>>219911728Kek
>>219911879Same and every time I get up I get all light headed
>>219911835La gata this time.>>219911845We do that for our dogs. I think the cats remain unnamed because they don't respond to being called.
>>219911874catyank!
>>219911845sign of low IQ
>>219911837I miss little big planet 1 the most
business ideaweiner dog named vienna
Me today
>>219911916It's a sign of SOVL
>Darth Plagueis's master was a Bith named Darth Tenebrous
>>219911803Wholesome chungus momentum
business ideamangy cat named mango
>>219911953no, soul would be giving your companion a real name. low creativity is the society we have now, soulless and "good enough".
My grandparents had a bulldog named bulldog
>>219911922
>>219912016Cats are stupid animals so they don't need namesDoing the same to a dog would be abusive howeverbeit
>>219911937it's still lent so i cant drink
if I ever get a cat I'll name it catberg
>>219911845same we had a black cat and white cat, we just called them black cat and white cat
>>219912036at my high school we had this one teacher who was serbian and one day he talked about his pet chicken during childhood that he just found randomly and abducted and he apparently just called it chicken..... one day it disappeared without a trace........
Might kill myself today
>>219911837Lots of games I enjoyed lost their appeal someday. I can't be bothered to play a lot of my childhood games. Possibly because I have to play alone now.
dogs shouldnt have human names.......its just icky
>>219912098Harder than it looks
>>219912098Do a flip
>>219911621kek
Pets are a waste of time and resources desu
>>219912145i like naming my dogs after former presidents. roosevelt was my first.
Dogs are great to go for walks with in the forest
>>219912048cats recognize their name, you just have to use it daily. most people only use it to talk about their cat with other humans.
My package came
Dog are dogs bro
>>219912245Is this sexual innuendo
>>219912226Glad we agree
>Kash Patel Confirms UFC Fighters Will Train FBI Agents This Week, Calling It A “Historic Opportunity”lol
someone needs to make a strain of weed that's combined with caffeine.
>>219912267No I will post pics tonight when I have some privacy
>>219912128not having friends, feeling preoccupied with shit, brain maturing and being psychologically incapable of experiencing things the same way again. feels bad man
>>219912278i was recently thinking similar about a whiteclaw type beverage that had some electrolytes. sort of head the hangover off at the pass.
>>219912278That would taste extremely bad
The Bible isn't a book, it's a collection of books. And many books that were supposed to go in it didn't go in it because the big shot pezzonovante at the Council of Trent decided it was against their interests to include them so saying the Bible is "The Word of God" is a bit misleading. It's the word of 14th century bigshots.
thoughts on gatorade as a chaser
If I had a dirt bike I wouldn't be at home right now
>>219912362You're a big guy.
>>219912414For (You)
is it true higher oil prices is good for america
>>219912362>>219912414kek
Christian anons, do you believe the earth is unironically 6,000 years old?
>>219911837>>219912128I lost my interest in gaming after I entered the workforce as a software dev. Last thing I want to do after work is use a computer desu. I also lost all my internet best friends because none of us game anymore :(
>>219912458Don’t question things
>>219912429just replace America with Israel and everything that politicians have been saying for the past 25 years makes perfect sense.
>>219912414>>219912427Lmao
You done earned them chains, luke
Gotta attend a training seminar next Friday and I'm already fuckign bored.
I am drinking warm, creamy milk. I bet you faggots are incredibly jealous.
I was typing while eating an orange and now my keyboard is all sticky
I lost my enjoyment of everything but I think it's because I became an alcoholic
>>219912458They always say "god is beyond time and space" to cope with that old fashioned line of thinking. Dinosaurs? Guess what, that's still happening right now in god's server and the future as well. Very convenient I know.
>>219912583>>219912594Ray Peat
>>219912601dinosaurs will come back a couple million years after humanity offs itself.
>>219912629>>219912601Birds are unironically dinosaurs fyi.
>>219912583The only things that drink warm milk are babies and cartoon kittens
>>219912658That's been debunked
>>219912689Source now.
>>219912689No it hasn't they're literally descendants
>>219912722I read it somewhere
>>219912689Tell that to the cassowarysaur.
>>219912202thats a last name its different innit..... i mean naming your dog like brandon or jessica..... ick
>birds aren't related to dinosa--ACK
im shleepy again
>>219912738So you admit they're not literally dinosaurs but instead are their descendants
>>219912746Retard leaf
>>219912601>god is beyond time and spaceI hate the indefinable immeasurable god. I always thought of god as the good heaven magician.
komodo dragons are more closesly related to dinosaurs than any fucking bird and I will NOT hear ANYTHING to the contrary
>>219912892mr pendejo
>>219912879The ostrich community is sick of your shit
This timeline is wild
if you define dinosaurs as having arms instead of wings then they are extinctmaybe that's not the biological definition but everyone pictures something with arms when they think of a dinosaur
>>219912908>AI slopOkay retard
>>219912924>LookismThirdie tier.
>>219912924i heard a rumour that dinosaurs cooed instead of roaring
>>219912900Komodo dragons were komodo dragons during dinosaur times just like crocodiles being crocodiles back then.
holy shit it's happening on CNN
>X is wildHate this twitterism
>>219912958a distinction should be made, they are clearly different now even if they are descendants
>>219912944From my Alma Mater the University of Utah
>>219912981It's a [REDACTED]ism
Your mom's * is wild
>>219913001i can fix her
like all animals are eukaryotes but it would be weird to call yourself one even if its technically correct
>>219913013why dont you reply to me mr pendejo
>>219913001Says right there they "evolved from their reptilian ancestors" doesn't it
>>219913046You didn't reply to me. There's another bean in town. I'm doing the same as yesterday. Still asking you for money btw
>>219912962birds can kind of roar
>>219913039>meet new people>I tell them humans are technically a branch of lobe-finned fish (Sarcopterygii)>they leave even though I am correct
>>219913104Some birds sound like v8 engines
>>219913102you know i dont have money mr pendejo
birds can do whatever they put their mind to
>>219913104*honk*
we all evolved from niggers, so i guess we're all niggers
I have decided to look it up myself and apparently The Science™ has decided they are dinosaurs.
>>219913054Dinosaurs evolved from their reptilian ancestors, birds are the only surviving clade of dinosaurs left.
>>219913111kek what the fuck
>>219913122Why not? Stop being gay maybe that's it
the jews are feathering the dinosaurs
we didn't "evolve" from anything. that framing is so stupid.
>>219913151That is totally amazeballs. I love science
>>219913054Says right there they're also dinosaurs
>>219913169That's why cladistics are sort of useless after a certain point
>>219913190i dont have a job mr pendejo
>>would you date a fat chick?>Hell no!
>>219913200how so?
literally me
I hate biology what a gay and fake science
>>219913200They way evolution is taught is simplified so everyone can understand it. If you started talking about chrono-species everyone would get confused.
>>219913200What?
You niggers will argue about anything
I turn 29 in some days. I AM a dinosaur.
I need my ass played with m
Gotta sort my vinyl records Wish id never wasted money on this shit fuck my retard life
>>219913251>His racism doesn't have scientific basisNGMI
Behold the dinosaur!
We're all gonna make it bros
>>219913231organisms attune themselves to their environment over generations, both of which are dynamic. it's acclimatisation. there's nothing linear or progressive about it. there's no telos. evolutionism is an abstraction that was in the zeitgeist during erasmus darwin's time.
>>219913288Not politics, the janny keeps warning me (for free btw)
>>219913289I got personality flaws older than you, kiddo
I would give both my nuts if my mother would kick these mexicans out of my house
>>219913362evolve just means changethe association with improvement is newer
>>219913327Great idea anon. I'm going to rip my vinyl to flac and sell them. Just another consoomer hobby honestly
>>219913362>acclimatisationLMFAOThat's a long way to run to say acclimation.
>>219912458only protestants believe in that
>>219913413Got over 600 at this point selling would be a huge hassle and I'd probably regret it down the lineI used to enjoy them but no can't help but hear how bad they sound compared to most digital masters Maybe I'll enjoy them again once they're organized
40 kilos on the T bar, what the fuck do you know about that? Absolutely nothing
If I was iran I would ignore israel and do basically whatever I can to cause as many US casualties as possible because the american people can be quickly demoralized
>>219912892if god exists then why couldn't he be an indefinable immeasurable good heaven magician?
>>219912458No mainline Christian denominations believe this, not even Southern Baptists. That's literally only a retarded non-denominational Christian thing.
>>219913362>nothing linear or progressive about it Other than the direct transmission of genetic material from one or two organisms to their offspring
>>219913541The southern baptist convention believes in young earth theory
>>219913515Redditjeet melty incoming...
>>219913515how dare they use the GOAT for their blood fued propaganda.
>>219913589Not officially thoughbeit
Unc Earth Theory
>>219913386Why are there Mexicans in your house
>>219913539i think the average christian before the modern age thought the bible stories were literal, and many still do or they just don't think about it muchaverage muslim still does i'm pretty surethe idea of it being allegorical is a new development from people beginning to understand more and trying to reconcile that with their traditional religious belief
>>219913684Because I'm her mom's boyfriend. Anon is mad at me because he doesn't want to call me daddy.
>>219913618
>>219913703Origen wrote about Old Testament stories being allegorical in like 200 ad
>>219913669lol
I go hard
>>219913742yeah but the average plebany people who genuinely believe in magic and witches and gnomes probably believe their creation mythologies are literally true also
>>219913765Nice of you to lol at that stinker
Most of the baptist churches in my city are mostly empty during service
>>219913783It's magic all the way down, you're just conditioned to think otherwise.
>STOP IT WITH THE AI MUSIC AAAAAAAAHAHAHSBABSNFNXJZJ!!!!
Ironically, people who think "someday science will explain everything" are committing god of the gaps fallacy
FAVSTIAN Nordics have to deal with the Slave Morality of Latinx persecutors
I'm not smart to do the jobs I'm weak enough to do
>>219913734>leads>most but not all>does not mandate a young earth timelineSo, not officially
>>219913868They look crazy
Tendies for dinner
>>219913742Origen was a heretic and rejected by the Orthodox Church!Saint John of Kronstadt said that evolution is a lie from the devil.So did Saint Paisios.
>>219913879my nigger
school shooting in Virginia https://www.wtkr.com/news/in-the-community/norfolk/major-police-activity-at-old-dominion-u-students-staff-sheltering-in-place
The SBC was founded because they supported slavery
>>219913425they're not synonymous
>>219913915>Person said thing!You should start thinking for yourself
>>219913941Mmmmmmyah, they kinda are.
>>219913861maybe we're all nodes of a consciousness beyond our understanding and what we think of as the universe is just part of its brain
>>219913931>only 2 fatalities, another 2 injuredThis won't even make the news outside of the local area, need way more than that nowadays to get attention. They already memoryholed that troon thing here.
Orthodox Church says that Genesis creation is literal and also allegorical at the same time and not only one of them but actually both.
>>219913977I just linked the local news source because I didn't want to give clicks to CNN.
>>219913985Didn't they also literally make up Luke painting the first icon with no evidence at all, just because they were able to get away with it in 500 ad
>>219913967apologise
>>219914023they made it up and it became true, that's how the orthodox church works
>>219914023Don't expect Ortho-LARPers to know anything like that, they are almost as bad as TradCath spic LARPers
>>219913985that's exactly origen's p.o.v. btwno idea what anon was talking about earlier
I am a Christian but I think Adam and Eve were definitely allegorical. There could of been a tribal patriarch and matriarch named Adam and Even respectively.
>>219914023they didn't "make it up" it was a tradition in the early church. not everything about the church is in the bible, yank.
>>219914067Origen was a heretic about other things though and that is why the Orthodox Church excommunicated him.
>Roberto del Negro>has mulattoes with 4 different negressesWho writes this shit
>>219914037>typically>oftenI accept your concession.
>>219914067Are you talking about me, who said origen believed old Testament stories are allegorical Or the same anon you're talking to who said earlier that origen is a heretic because he's not allowed to believe otherwise >>219914100There's no evidence before 500 ad of this tradition, you believe it's an early tradition because you're told to believe it
religion is the most boring topic you guys get into
>>219914100then why doesn't the catholic church believe it
>2046>your son is obsessed with anthony fauci >owns all sorts of visual merchWhat do?
>>219914106definitely but he never dismissed scripture as metaphor
>>219914149Then talk about what you want
>>219914164remember all those times Congress yelled at him to make us think they were doing something.
>>219914175just reading today
>>219914107Oje paesan, è un gigante dell'American entertainment, non parlate stronzate di lui
>>219914168>he never dismissed scripture as metaphorNobody itt said he did, but it could be argued he only believed literal interpretations because of the information he had available to him
I think Adam and Eve is obviously a allegory to humans becoming self-concious leaving the animal world and become moral creatures.
>>219914212Nun o dett strunzate
>>219914257>Humans >Moral creatures
>>219914202Good, maybe you'll learn something
>>219914280I mean we became creatures that understood morality
Humans bad
>>219914280There are moral humans, unfortunately you cant kill all the retards and psychopaths
>>219913784Made me laugh :)
>>219914343True
I think it's rather poetic the idea that humans began to stand upright to our detriment. It's bad for our spine yet we still reached for the sun
>no american mutt gfwhyyy
>>219914319Understood, but not embraced>>219914276Nu sputa 'ncielo ca 'nfaccia te torna
>literal and allegorical Catyank is such a retard lol
>>219914367Whatchu mean standing up right was a huge advantage
>>219914399Aw be nice
There's the conspiratorial theory, the snake or lizard in the garden was some type of reptilian alien that changed our DNA to become more advanced beings.
>>219914367we had to because sabre toothed cats and gigantopithicus were mogging the shit out of us, it wasn't some innate quest for discovery.
A great hike and a great meal.
>>219914136(You). and so what if there's no textual evidence before the 6th century? there's no textual evidence of pythagoras from within a century or two of his life. mosts texts don't survive and the materials were extensive. oral traditions are real things.
Why did we evolve to feel good from being fucked in the ass
It's coffee time Maybe I'll listen to some Bach
>>219914408It's really bad for our long term back health. Being able to selectively go upright like a bear or gorilla would be better. >>219914431>it wasn't some innate quest for discovery.There's no reason these are mutually exclusive, that's just you having a bias >Material explanation true so spiritual explanation absolutely cannot be true
I'm fucking tearing it up dog
it's amazing how much we don't know
>>219914392Addu sta sta strunzat? Tiene figli cu delle negre
>>219914459I think we evolved to feel good taking a poo, then we used it for anal fornication
>forgot to format the picture properlyI can't stop taking Ls this week can I
>>219914454I never said no "textual" evidence There is NO evidence. There is no good reason to believe in it other than your Orthodox bias. What you're doing is reducing your own faith to the same level as something like Buddhism or Hinduism which also depends on oral traditions hundreds of years later. You don't realize how much you diminish the case for Christianity by allowing these assertions into your worldview.
>>219914491The Bible figured it out all those years ago
Palpatine was not sure if he could defeat Plagueis in a direct confrontation. Privately he admitted to himself that Plagueis may very well have beaten him.Plagueis's arrogance, however, was his downfall. After Palpatine was elected Chancellor, Plagueis became drunk on wine and let himself fall asleep in Palpatine's Coruscant apartment. Palpatine siezed the opportunity and overthrew his master in a surprise attack, killing him in a barrage of Force lightning.
>>219914353if you could, would it be moral to do so? THAT'S something to chew on.
>>219914504I do love taking big stinky poos
>>219914531>would it be moral to do so? THAT'S something to chew on.Nah it should be done and I volunteer. Dont be like those retards who argue against the death penalty for monsters, I say, give me the rope I need.
Saying humans suck but animals are heckin' valid is one of the most reddit opinions you can have.
>>219914492I just checked, è 'o verManaggia, figli mezzomulignan...che peccat
>>219914358:D
>>219914523Were they gay lovers
There is however good evidence that early Christian leadership was iconoclastic >Moreover, I have heard that certain persons have this grievance against me: When I accompanied you to the holy place called Bethel, there to join you in celebrating the Collect, after the use of the Church, I came to a villa called Anablatha and, as I was passing, saw a lamp burning there. Asking what place it was, and learning it to be a church, I went in to pray, and found there a curtain hanging on the doors of the said church, dyed and embroidered. It bore an image either of Christ or of one of the saints; I do not rightly remember whose the image was. Seeing this, and being loth that an image of a man should be hung up in Christ’s church contrary to the teaching of the Scriptures, I tore it asunder and advised the custodians of the place to use it as a winding sheet for some poor person.Epiphanius of Salamis, a Catholic and Orthodox saint and church father
>>219914448A 90 degree hike? Impressive
>>219914572Uno pare lui ma nero
Refuse to watch Sinners
>>219914629Madonna Santa...
>>219914614It was 3 miles before we went to an old cowboy restaurant (as in a literal, actual old cowboy restaurant that's an establishment in the area, those do in fact exist if you know where to look in parts of the Southwest). I went with my Dad and Grandpa, it was very nice and comfy.
>>219914677Isn't one of them a tranny now
Who was Jesus's real father
>>219914677Why do Boomers that like Black girls have such shit taste? George Lucas' wife is ugly too and he could've gotten literally anyone given he's a billionaire. At least Bowie had good taste.
>I went with my DadZoom zoom not Jason confirmed
>>219914462what would they have been feeling spiritual about? there was no time to stop and reflect like we can do today, every minute of your life was either finding food or trying not to be food.
>>219914677Not a big problem, if they shag white women they should be back to white passing
>>219914691The FUCK? >Robert De Niro's son, Airyn (formerly Aaron), says he identifies as a transgender woman in a newly published interview with the “LGBTQ+”-themed outlet Not even just a ricchiòne but a full blown tranny!
>>219914711Not everything is about looks. This is why you're still a virgin incel
>>219914686Damn. Sounds nice. You mean that it was built to feed actual cowboys at work?
>>219914728I don't know dude but there had to have been a moment where something in us lit up It's self evident, we have so much greater capacity for thought that we would ever need just for survival
>>219914664It genuinely sucks, the fact that movie has a billion Oscar nominations shows how much of a joke all those awards are.
I wonder what false flag Israel is going to do in the USthey should let us bet on it
>>219914735Nevermind that in the background is Robert's hapactaroon grandaughter
>>219911563>tfw no blue eyed dark hair gf i hate life bros
Now that I think about it, I remember reading on /tv/ somewheres that DeNiro himself was half a fag
DR is going to win the WBC check em
>>219914520i'm not orthodox. i'm a fence-sitting agnostic raised presby. i just don't know what evidence you're looking for.
>>219914825Hollywood is one big gay club (and not the cool kind, like between women)
>>219914753>You mean that it was built to feed actual cowboys at work?Yep. The family that owns that place owns a big chunk of the land and the water rights to that area too. It's one of the few parts of the Valley that's still actually filled with old first-gen settlers families and has an actual Western character that isn't superficial.
>>219914860>I don't believe in the thing I'm arguing for
>>219914825>half a fagThat's called true bisexuality, Marlon Brando was the same way.>>219914773>I wonder what false flag Israel is going to do in the USThere's been a lot of attacks on Jews lately, one just happened in Michigan
Coffee and very old Beethoven recordsFeeling intensely sophisticated
>>219914908È furnuta...
i took music 10 in high school and finished the semester with a mark of 4/100
>>219914605It's not a story the Jedi would tell you
>>219914938Actually it's just frnutDa dove sei? Are you from da norf?
>>219914951What instrument
>>219914773Literally happening rn keep up lil nig
>>219914971The Skinflute
>>219914971that's the thing. i didn't know playing an instrument was a prerequisite. i thought i'd learn the guitar during the course. that's why i took it.
>>219914986You play your dad and grandpas skinflute
>>219915003NtaI play classical guitar
Have you seen what Projared is doing now
>>219915008Is that you, Fat Dumbass??? How ya been kiddo!
>>219915033know any slayer songs?
now that i think about it the jedis weren't even allowed to have wives, and that's pretty gaythe siths didn't follow the rules, and they still never show any interest in women in the movies so they are even gayer
>>219915045What's he doing? I remember binging his videos a few years back
>>219915065I don't really do heavy metal and all that I'm more of a grunge era band type
>proton Jon is a tranny now Just let a meteor hit the earth already
>>219915068Being a sith is all about power. They don't have time for relationships and sex
>>219915115but sex is all about power
>>219915088What do you think of jazz?
>>219915053Lol seething days later so sad
>>219915129I can appreciate it, but I can't really play it ugatz. I'm trained in classical and studied opera at conservatory
>>219915166Thoughts on the marriage of figaro?
>>219915154You should be concerned that you can be identified by your lame ass insults lol
>>219915166That's a shameWho is your fave composer?I am trying to teach myself about classical / western art music but it is slow going because im a pothead retard haha
Threadcuck is making the new right now
>>219915195You should be concerned about your gay dad raping you at night
On all levels, including physical, I am an allenypterus
>>219915115The books can be pretty explicit
>>219915088what about nickelback and post-grunge? i don't know anything about writing or playing music. are they as shit as people say?
>>219915194>Le nozze do FigaroAbsolute banger. One of my first operas. Many memorable songs I still sing to this day when I get drunk. While it's also my heritage conservatory is where I learned much of my Neapolitan. Huge musical history, that region
NEU!!!>>219915241>>219915241>>219915241
>>219915235They made millions so you judge for yourself Pop music follows a formula that is about generating revenue. On its musical merits I can't really judge it as any better or worse than any other pop music
