prison milk edition
Sick and tired of hearing brown people talk about their culture>did you know in my culture we LOOOVE food??? It’s so important to us! And in my culture we respect our elders!
i drink beer or neat spirits? a civilised evening i drink wine or mixed drinks? utter debauchery
Buy British
drinking coffee to get the pooe going
>>219915519>>did you know in my culture we LOOOVE food??? It’s so important to us! And in my culture we respect our elderswow I bet they suck
Proper weather out there. We are a country built on wind.
feeling stressed and upset,
>>219915548woof woof
for me it's sitting on the sidelines of life and sneering at everyone actually doing stuff
Do women get angry when they see ugly men?
>>219915556thats hot
right
>>219915568am I supposed to say hi to you? im not going to do that, desu
thinking of breaking up with the bf and finding someone who is more financially stable and well-off. it'd be great if their parents are too (house, inheritance, etc.). would just make life a lot easier.
you know the 4chan April fools prank will be something around the topic of AI
read a book about British trians, Slow trains around Britain. We are a country full to the brim of old boomer nonces
strong cider is the worst. henry westons may as well be crack
>>219915610I mean if you want
>>219915620try breastfeeding him instead or start out by letting him suck your titties
>>219915555https://youtu.be/4zBm_6IfInY
>>219915519yes i've seen the cumtown bit as well
Thinking about how Mousey is a lowly spammer
*slowly walks off with the /brit/ relic*
fucking hell make some posts
thinking about her again
feed grey squirrels buckfast and mdma
IShowSpeed is the Princess Diana of my generation.
can’t imagine listening to something called “cumtown”
>>219915742if it helps you stop she's probably being shagged by her boyfriend right now
>>219915754Kai cenat is the modern Shakespeare
>>219915754Here's hoping
>Scratch card addict dubbed 'the witch' who kept vulnerable woman as a house slave for almost 25 years is jailed for 13 yearshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15638795/Scratch-card-addict-kept-vulnerable-woman-house-slave-25-years-jailed-13-years.html
>>219915759she probably doesnt have a boyfriend and keep your projections off of me fag
right side of my chest is still fucking hurting this is never going away is it
>>219915641Now THATS a game I watched my flatmate play in 2018.
the laptop is stuttering again this time in videos also oh my fucking days
>>219915779I bet you'd let the boyfriend shag you
your adivce was malicious or lazy, id rather not have any advice, or your projections (im nota cuck)
>>219915779he's tapping it on her tongue
>>219915793get it backed up lad
what if Kier Starmer started wearing a bandaid like Nelly?
>>219915742ever shag "her" up the arse?
mentally ill thread
kicked burning terrorist in the balls so hard that I tore a tendon in my foot
an unexpected error has occurred
>>219915777scr
>>219915808um
I dont get it, why dont they just give testosterone to all the red squirrels so they kill all the greys.
>>219915893they can't eat chocolate
my smile and optimism: gone
>>219915540I was going to buy a British razor but they had a yank branch that would have been supported so I bought a German one made with superior German steel
nigga fart penis like and subscribe for more
feeling a bit drunk already
damn british women look like THIS?no wonder eric had a meltdown
>>219915893it's squirrelpox what did it
AI refuses to create imagery of Sir Keir Starmer in positions associated with fruits
>>219915968my oven looks like that
Can't keep my dick in my pantsUH
>>219915988hanging from a tree?
>>219915968That's a man
He cute
>>219916060check your eyes
>>219915922why not?>>219915972what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZP-VDXqU-I
red foxes are like red squirrels but then grey squirrels are just wolves
>>219916074he’s done you
>>219916091IT'S SQUIRRELPOX WHAT DID IT
>>219916074give him back
>>219916102hardly
antisemitism is the most of the surefire signs of a low IQ
>>219916127lol no
back from toil, showered, it lush. fucking hell that was a long day
>>219916127which in turn is a sign of a very high IQ as well
Babyrorke suffering from neglect as mummyrorke gives all her love and attention to her new black babyBabyrorke laying unloved and unfed forgotten and unwanted in the corner too weak to even cry pathetically any longer while the black baby grows bigger and stronger dotted on constantly by loving mummyrorke
all these food reviewers say they'll eat the rest later off-camera but they so clearly just bin it
wish a cabal of women that looked like kat jennings rule the world instead of creepy demon looking freaks like jacob rothschild and john rockefeller
>>219916119So communism killed them, but squirrelpox did them in?
bongespob quarespants
>>219916110LOL>>219916191jah blessed
>>219916177Tell your mates. Not us
Believing in organised religions is the most surefire signs of a low IQ
>>219916238GP (Good Post)
>>219916238(You)'re my best matex
I'm comin collectin the shit that belong to meMotherfuckers are runnin and duckinI'm a crazy nigga on a mission wit a bad mentalityArmed with missiles guns grenadesI bust freely I'm comin
>he didn't buy CVXAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU LAUGHED AT MELAUGH NOW YOU STUPID FUCKTARDS
>>219916191
>>219916251what about unorganised religions?
back from my racism timeout
>>219916251you don't believe Christian, Islamic, Hindu, Buddhist religions exist?
>>219916290Such as?>>219916296Well "gods" certainly don't
>>219916220what?
LITTLE-KNOWN FACT: Mousey has an "encyclopaedic knowledge" of the band The Who
>>219916251not really true, it’s more about upbringing or some kind of psychological inclination (or LARPing). not a believer but a lot of religious people are highly educated, at least in the UK. your average british person hates religion and is low iq
>>219916369lol good one crodie
men are sluts and they keep trying to seduce memy smegma is my ownstop trying to steal my smega!!!
eminence front, big tune
I GOT PAIDAHAHAHAHHAHAHABABABBABAHSHSBHEHEHE
>>219916394this one went hard
another military ad on the telly, its all so tiresome
>>219916390Non of this is true
>>219916440They're going to start a war and send all the white lads to die
>>219915620What a loser, why don't you work hard to improve your own life instead of looking for new highs to take your parasitic behaviour to?
>>219916440Total ZOG Death
>>219916421lol
>>219916449yeah you probably fall into the category in the last sentence, you seem like a retard
>>219902100screaming
>>219916421she mad and turnin feral
Word filter merking a lot of tards ITT just now
felt like an alien today
1 hour and 22 minutes - Yuktobania disables the entire Osea military
next door neighbour just went "rehhh"
>>219916491dawww he's upset that I insulted his cultpoor babbyoh wait, you're probably spaincuck, put your tranny trip back on so you can be word filtered
>Man with Down's syndrome was mauled to death by his niece's British Bulldogs after he 'went to get ice cream in the freezer out the back of the house'SCREAMING
>>219916452>>219916477hating the government drove me to this website, but hating america and israel will drive me to a drug addiction
>>219916571:(
they're back
Anyone have any contacts for buying a driver's license?
>>219916571>SCREAMINGyeah bet he was
>>219916551screaming holy cringe
>>219916600https://www.gov.uk/apply-first-provisional-driving-licence
>>219916571HOWLING
>>219916541
i got an open wound on my willy an infected ingrown hair im thinking, how will it take to heal. i cant goon anymore ffs
>>219916594shant be watching it. spinoffs are the work of the devil 99% of time, and the 1% is better call saul
What do you reckon they were talking about?
fucked up epic style at work and it’s got me stressed and mental health as fuck talking millions £s shagging the fuck out my vape and feel sick
weeeee
>>219916637>HOWLINGyeah bet the dogs were
absolutely outrageous when youre scranning your burrito and get a right lovely bit of garlic
trip on spaincuckyou're boring
corrrhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Sissies/comments/1rrt551/are_scottish_girls_supposed_to_be_this_hot/
night shift but first we yam
owlberg hooting away outside
>>219916678very unappealing bumhole
>>219916689cute
>>219916662what u done
>>219916678right well i'm obviously not doing any of that
>>219916657>there's this website called 4chan and they were all talking about putting me upside-down in a bin and rolling me into a pond and i just think that's really not on is it
>>219916682state of your entire life
not only do they post fag shit here, they post fag shit from reddit hereneed all faggots dead
Me luvly mum...a fockin' lampshade...
you know you’ve won when all they can do is accuse you of being spainnonce because of your flag
>>219916730just a bit of bumhole
>>219916678it's important to support your local sissiesI cam across a Canadian femboy a while back and am vibing with his content
>>219916758consider that any nonce with a spain flag is by definition spainnonce
>>219916730MODS DEPORT THIS YANK SCUM BACK TO /CUM/
I can't believe Gerry Adams was in the IRA
got my bum outx
genuinely struggled at tying my shoelaces the other day
>>219916799*kisses it*
Let's get this money
Quite funny how the USA has copied the Shahed drone (LUCAS)
spaincuck talking to his only friend (himself)
>>219916833fat bastard
they wouldn't let me in the army because id redpill everyone and turn them against rhe zog war machine
listening to Louie Louie on repeat
>>219916657“Hello little man! What can I do for you??”
might rewatch trollhunter
South Asian immigration is a boon, lads
>>219916798
>>219916887Ha ha ..
quick espresso before bed x
and can some of you not filter flags? can you not figure out how to download and use 4chanX? lmao
>>219916886which version?
>>219916893thats a very thin penis in her mouth absolute state KEK
>trannies face after I impregnate her boywomb
Pulp are so mid it’s insane, no clue how they have the smug middle class Lib Dem dad demographic so tightly wound around their finer
>>219916900my mate shagged a jeeta through all of first year in uni then he wanted to break it off and she went pyscho
goodnighy
>>219916911i wouldve filtered israelis and argentinians years ago if i wasnt too lazy to use 4chanx
you're boring
>>219916921kingsmen obviously
>>219916900>>219916951timmy luv di hairy pooja
Any lads here shagging 'escorts this weekend?
>>219916983me?
stutters seems to be gone after I updated windows but the downside is that they made my battery woke (it used to be white)
it's very clear, selling blood can't save you from poverty
>>219916970its literally 3 clicks of your mouse
starmer in the mud
>>219916961>took sex from a woman for a long time and she freaked out after bonding expected. modern dating isn't healthy
but rainy isn't it lads
>>219916946mallardlad's ideal woman
>>219917012dont know cant see
>>219916995no im not a freak so I'll be having sex with my girlfriend who actually likes me
heatherGOD's feasttimmy eatin dog wang noodles LOL
>>219916927LOL timmy tryna replicate katy
Do you consider prostitutes as having a job? Do you consider sex work as real work?
>>219917008
>>219916991this is a sonics thread
>>219916035Ye still lynching yer poofs there?
rorke cutting his chicken the wrong way so it dries out and becomes chewyleftypol paying attention to the direction of the muscle fibres
>>219917005if it took 2 clicks id do it, 3 is ridiculous
>>219917032mmhmm nun but balanced hearty meals for crodielil timmy eating pooja’s cow dung biscuits wit tea x
>>219917039It's the hardest work
"employed woman" about to show up any minute now
>>219917053eating chicken is cruel
>>219917035omds
>>219917008At least they admitted at the end he has intelligence
is it worth learning mathematics as an adultfeel like it might be interesting but also feel like i will be past the point of no return freakazoid if i do
rorke eating chickenleftypol eating cock
Just spaffed to some of the vile muck.You wouldn't think I spaffed in a fannard last nightDinner in the oven, hungry as fuck
hate when someone is different from me and they make that their whole personality
I'm back lads. Post quality will skyrocket now.
>>219917098work your way up to 12 times 12 and call it a day
rorke getting shagged up the ahh
Alright guise, just doing some grunting UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>219917098yeah why not solve a really hard problem
What are some useful twelve-syllable words except for pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism?
>>219917098Without cheating, what's 3 plus 5?
>>219917116124
>>219917042that reminds me St.Paddy's day is next week
>>219917129The Germans have lots of long words with very specific meanings, ask them finlad
>>219917098the question makes no sense. it’s worth is a function of your interest
Lenny Rush
>>219917129that word's relatively useless albeit
>>219916927Luh Timmy paying for dat wig and Keisha's antifungal lotion
>>219917177gp
>>219917177given birth to that lamb has she
>Henry VIII's physician stated that, after the wedding night, Henry said he was not impotent because he experienced "duas pollutiones nocturnas in somno" (two nocturnal pollutions while in sleep).doing nocturnal pollutions
bit chilly out aha
>>219917177Great album cover that
>>219917151It's over for you I'm afraid lad
>>219917183samefagged your post because nobody found it funny award
Lots of posts getting word filtered tonight, must be mong hours
mental how i still wank to emily ratajkowski 10 years later even though shes not my type, just mindless at this point
ah fuck my bins just blew overfuck itthat's a tomorrow problem
>>219917129that's 13 syllables
Might bring down the establishment from my incel smegroom
>>219917187think you're funny do you
Maybe I will get a gf I can shag and hold hands with this year.Of course, maybe I won't.
how does he do it?
>>219917207yes that is what he did you are right
>>219917098i like going over stuff from like a levels up to multivariable calculus. feels good to keep that understanding even if you can't spare the time to be super fast at problem solving and don't need it day to day
cant believe starmer hasnt resigned after getting filled in by jez in front of that massive crowd, not fit for office
girls school pollution
>>219917222:3
Chicken, chips, peas, spring rollsSomebody stop me
>>219917271think the impending heart attack will do that
poo was really green on account of the shamrock shake
>>219917290bit over the top mate
>>219917265Me with Ruby's nipples.
>>219917300Corrrrrr
Frasier:Tintin, your exploits have always fascinated me. The modern world has largely abandoned the archetype of the gentleman-adventurer. Yet you persist—almost like a latter-day Herodotus, cataloguing the peculiarities of civilization through travel.Tintin:I never thought of it that way. I usually just think of myself as following a lead.Niles:How charmingly empirical. Frasier tends to approach the world through theory first, reality second.Frasier:Niles, theory is merely reality refined through contemplation.Tintin:In my work, contemplation usually happens while someone is chasing me.Niles:Fascinating. A kind of kinetic epistemology.Frasier:Yes! Knowledge obtained not through dialectic but through lived confrontation with the unknown. One might say you are practicing a form of pragmatic existentialism.Tintin:I'm not sure I'd call it that. I mostly try to help people and expose the truth.Niles:Ah—truth. A concept philosophers have spent millennia elegantly avoiding.Frasier:Quite right. In fact, the post-modernists would argue that truth is merely a narrative construct shaped by power.Tintin:That sounds like something the villains in my stories would say when they get caught.Niles (smiling):Frasier, I believe our young friend has inadvertently dismantled several decades of French philosophy.Frasier:Yes… rather efficiently, too.Tintin:In the end, things usually come down to simple choices—whether people are willing to do the right thing.Niles:How unsettlingly Socratic.Frasier:Indeed. Niles, we may have spent our lives reading about virtue when we could have been… practicing it.Niles:Good heavens, Frasier. Let's not do anything rash.
>>219917290Got veg innit don't it?
ate a banana
>>219917271youre at risk of eating to much>>219917290>>219917300>>219917304>>219917309>>219917317yes hes eating to much
nary a word
>>219917317leftypol trying to find the palestine rally
this mfer talking to a dang armadillo
mad how yankpilled the rolling stones were
This guy is my dad.
>>219917323Frasier:You see, Tintin, what fascinates me is the moral clarity of your adventures. The villains are unmistakably villainous, the truth emerges, justice prevails. In the modern psyche we often find morality… rather less obliging.Tintin:I suppose I’ve just always believed the truth eventually comes out if you keep looking.Niles:How quaintly optimistic. Frasier once spent six months searching for the truth about who finished his Château Cheval Blanc.Frasier:And I maintain the evidence still points to Roz.Tintin (smiling):In my experience, clues usually appear where people least expect them.Niles:That reminds me of a rather dreadful charity auction where Frasier accidentally bid twenty thousand dollars on a yak saddle.Frasier:It was misrepresented as Tibetan ceremonial art!Tintin:Did you keep it?Frasier:Of course not. I donated it to a museum.Niles:The Natural History Museum labeled it “Agricultural Equipment.”Tintin:You know, Professor Calculus once bought something similar believing it was an experimental acoustic device.Frasier:Professor Calculus?Niles:Yes, Frasier, Tintin travels with a scientist, a sea captain, and occasionally international police. Compared to that, our social circle looks rather underwhelming.Frasier:Speak for yourself. Last week I dined with the conductor of the Seattle Philharmonic.Tintin:Was it dangerous?Frasier:Only when he began discussing Mahler.Niles:Frasier believes Mahler is best appreciated in movements lasting longer than most people’s marriages.
all mums should be doing this for their sons
>>219917059I've been seeing an escort for a few months now.She's honestly my type and I think she maybe likes me.
i cant stand it. might become catholic. it at least provides hope against the horribleness of the world
>>219917401killll yourself
>>219917175Depends on the situation
spent eighty quid on flowers for mumberg
he died for you all of you
honestly might become gay
might start collecting spores, moulds, and fungus.
sir jason luv
>>219917367He's a Brummie mate not a Northerner, didn't have the heart to say it earlier when you posted it but you've forced my hand
Jesus Rorke
Today sees last sunset before 6pm in London until October 19th.
>>219917455No I didn't
>>219917476what about lads appeals to you?
>>219917502oh it lush
>>219917502ffs
how many of you does this describe? >lower middle class >went to uni but a shit one >work some runt job in IT or something >doesn’t read books >atheist >gamer >centrist/right-wing political opinions >doesn’t shag, maybe had a gf once >listens to rock or metal music >never left europe except a family holiday to disneyworld in florida as a kid >from some bumpkin town >hates london
Frasier:Professor Calculus, your work in applied physics is remarkable. I must confess, it’s not every evening that my living room hosts a man who has designed lunar rockets.Professor Calculus:Eh? Yes, yes, rockets are terribly useful for opening stubborn jam jars.Niles (quietly to Frasier):Did he say jam jars?Frasier:I believe he did.Professor Calculus:Of course, the real challenge is acoustic resonance. One must consider the harmonic vibration of the lid.Niles:Frasier, this may be the first time someone has used physics to justify poor pantry management.Frasier:Professor, I’m curious—do you consider your work primarily theoretical, or is it driven by experimentation?Professor Calculus:Exasperation? Oh yes, quite often. Especially when Captain Haddock attempts to help.Niles:No, no—experimentation.Professor Calculus:Ah! Yes! One must experiment constantly. Only yesterday I tested a device that renders objects temporarily invisible.Frasier:Invisible?Niles:Frasier, imagine the implications. One could finally avoid tedious dinner invitations.Frasier:Niles, invisibility is not a socially acceptable means of declining a soirée.Professor Calculus (peering at Frasier’s sherry):Hmm. Fascinating liquid.Frasier:Amontillado.Professor Calculus:Ah yes, ammonia! Excellent cleaning solvent.Niles (whispering):Frasier, I fear the professor may accidentally invent something catastrophic in your kitchen.Frasier:Niles, relax. What’s the worst that could happen?(A faint mechanical humming noise comes from Calculus’s briefcase.)Professor Calculus:Oh dear.Frasier:What is that sound?Professor Calculus:My experimental anti-gravity oscillator.Niles:Frasier.Frasier:Yes, Niles?Niles:Your sofa is beginning to float.Professor Calculus:Splendid! It works!Frasier:Good lord.
>>219917502You mean 19th October>Londongaaaaayyyy
>>219917517doesn't describe me at all
>>219917489>He's a BrummieThat is may be but he is still my dad.
>>219917517none of them apart from>listens to rock or metal music
intense gay porn wank then sweetly drifting off into the land of nod
got the yes on
>>219917530Brummies are northerners. Don't listen to him
how do I shag at a concert lads
Trip on spaincuck
>>219917545no they're not
>>219917554take your sister
>>219917554in the bogs
WITH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>219917554be in the band
NEW>>219917584>>219917584>>219917584
>>219917517>>lower middle class >>went to uni but a shit one>>gamer >>centrist/right-wing political opinions >>doesn’t shag, maybe had a gf once >>listens to rock or metal music >>never left europe>>hates londonKTIM
>>219917571
>>219917542IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOUIT CAN HAPPEN TO ME
>>219916995Not this weekend but next Tuesday. Where do you usually look?
Just seen a Brit on social media say America is a colony of the UK
Can anyone in London route my phone? I'll buy you a yummy takeaway or a prozzies if you're not a foodie
