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I feel so tired rn even basic small talk irl feels like a monumental feat of will
>>219919556The image that destroyed gayropa
i blame electricity for all our sleep problems
I'm a european who ate burgers today and love firearms
>>219919621But I sleep well
>>219919355i dunno, i just wouldn't be able to forget having done that. it's bad enough i've done anal with a woman, having any kind of sex wuth another guy... like, it'd hit me in the middle of a meal. it's like being guilty of murder, you'd be enjoying the beach and then "oh, right. :| " nah, never for me.
i cant breed
>>219919632what guns can you buy?
I don't have sleep problems in the sense that I can't fall asleep. I just don't like to go to sleep, because I have nothing to look forward to but another day of work
Hopefully a boulder falls from the sky and smashes me into a million pieces so I don't have to finish my shift
>>219919632You ate vegan burgers and love nerf guns
>>219919632Where did you get the burgers?
>>219919580https://vocaroo.com/12rFXB3vDA4b>>219919591yeah true especially with guys but you are kind of reckless when young, thank god I havent caught anything
>>219919652Black powder revolvers manufactured before 1890 without license. Pistols, rifles & shotguns with license. (no full auto obviously)
>>219919637what are your secrets?
i think it's lame that you need a license for a .22it's a farm tool
>>219919556Yes, according to the most commonly cited neuroscientific data (primarily from animal studies like rat models and extrapolations to humans), a single strong hit of methamphetamine produces a dopamine surge in the brain's reward center (nucleus accumbens/striatum) that is roughly 6–10 times larger than the peak dopamine release during even the most intense, best orgasm of your life.
>>219919664Homemade with pic related for buns. Honestly this bread is so good it'd make an american weep
>>219919688can you buy an ar15? or an aug or scar?
>>219919737But it doesn't feel like cumming still so who gives a fuck
Watched that manosphere documentary by Louis Therioux with my lady and found out that one way monogamy is not on the table in this relationship, not that I ever thought it was
Kramer just said the Iranian war will soon be over. We're fucked
>>219919728They kill more people than any other calibre in the US if you exclude cops
>>219919683It all depends on what kind of girl I end up with this weekend but I swear to fuck if I get the clap i'll be furious given how expensive healthcare is here
>>219919761The faggot feds banned the AR-15 as of last year (looks too militaristic and scary), Steyr AUG and FN SCAR are both a yes
>>219919749ok cool, but the bread is kinda gay no offense dawg
phwoarjust inaugurated the nuevo pooberg in absentiapropa gud diss
>>219919794you can't have an ar-15 in northern sweden? don't they have polar bears there?
Looking at real estate in Jersey City and I've concluded it is not a good place to buy property, it's worse than NYC!!
>>219919792Dont do it on a one night stand I reckon unless you have strong immunity
goblin mode
If your girlfriend let you, would you want to cuck her?Would it change how you felt about her as a person?Would it bother you if you could tell she let you do it out of self loathing and/or fetishization of her self loathing
>>219919816yeah obviously, aren't there italian there
>>219919794damn lucky better than us lmao. they recently banned all pistols for us. any kind of cool military movie video game gun are also all banned. its why i dont want to get a gun license because all the cool shit is banned.
good night brosssssssss
Hello my wonderful friends.
>>219919836NoWhy would I derive pleasure by screwing someone else overIf it's some sort of dominance thing then maybe
>>219919836dont wanna cuck her, I wanna have a threesome
>>219919815Typical up north is having just some generic Remington .380 or 3006 for hunting / wildlife defense. The AR platform is unfortunately banned wholesale (faggot feds)
corr love a bit of gabber, hardcore, industrial techno wiv like harsh vocals
>>219919836>If your girlfriend let you, would you want to cuck her?No>Would it change how you felt about her as a person?Yes>Would it bother you if you could tell she let you do it out of self loathing and/or fetishization of her self loathingYes but I'd understand, still I'd proposition a threesome as a compromise
I get a text from my mom daily about how she's afraid Iran sleeper agents are gonna suicide bomb her at work
>>219919921Such as the band Nitzer Ebb?https://youtu.be/Oka7etG00uY
>>219919921Do you like Big Black https://youtu.be/_7_OpDdqGeg?
>>219919854We have quite a lot of collectible / historical firearms in sweden as well, and I'm not sure what the license situation is with that, but you can own cool shit like welrods, lugers and mp-40's if you jump through some hoops
dogs are willing to eat poop straight out of your ass like a food dispenser then lick your ass clean.
Nigga double texted after 4 hours talm bout "I'm trynna see it today"
>>219919975My girlfriend is willing to do that too
>>219919863Hey catfren how are you>>219919938basadohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wozY5MOqaZ4
>>219919984how do i get my girlfriend to do this.
>>219919937Iran sleeper agents aren't gonna do that, the Jewish sleeper agents might though
Being a little sore feels good>>219919856Good night>>219919863Hello
Is there anything more sexymexy than sticking your stick deep into a moist babymaker vulva until the semen sauce explodes out the tippy top?Think it's up there in one of the sexiest things to do of all time
>>219919975>tp>tf
>>219919988magnificenthttps://youtu.be/ORJt3PJWewI
>avatarfagoh great
my balls have been hanging extremely low lately, I am getting old but like they really hang now
>>219920059its true! in fact dogs are scavenger animals so its not even that bad.
>>219920139I like it when your balls go inside your body, it feels really weird but it's cool at the same time
>>219920074Hope is an outdated concept.
Tomboy girlfriend who you go shopping with who buys her first dress and tries it on all embarassed and stuff and then blushes and smiles when you say you think it looks good and then she buys it and wears it every now and then. What if that happened
>>219920108>Phil KieranOne of my goatshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3P97pm-eg4
>>219920219But she keeps fucking women on the side haha
>>219920186>when your balls go inside your bodyWhat? How do you balls go inside your body wtf does that even mean
>>219920219>Tomboy girlfriendThey aren't real. Never met one.
Half Life 2 reminds me of 2004.
>>219920219would be cute
>>219920186This has never happened to me, my balls shrink up around the nuts when it gets cold but they have never actually disappeared in to my body
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>>219920245he's trolling, retard
>>219920245>>219920256https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/16601-retractile-testicle
how is cannibalism even bad? imagine feasting upon your defeated political enemies. sounds based to me.
>>219920297what about prions?
>>219920265I wasn't alive for half of 2004
>>219920232check this out boss manhttps://youtu.be/l5tDEFZ1SFA
>>219920302just throw the brains in toilet and eat everything else.
>>219920284
>>219920303>2004>halfHalf life 3 confirmed?
>>219920303Lmao you don't even have memories of browsing teletext during 9/11
>>219920251When I was young (00s) there was this girl that lived next door to me that was a real tomboy, we were friends and went to school together, we would hang out and skateboard and watch tv and stuff, she really was one of the boys, then suddenly first year of high school her dad got a new job and they moved away, the night she told me they were moving is the hardest I had ever cried in my life
>>219920253How old were you then? I was 14
>>219920354lmao this nigga is 36
Are we at war with Iran or is it just some special military action thing
SAY IT AIN'T SOI WILL NOT GOTURN THE LIGHTS OFFCARRY ME HOME
>>219920350americans never used that shit because we aren't poor and can afford computers
>>219920350america never had teletext because we had enough bandwidth to broadcast full video right from the start
>>219920358there are posters in their 40s here
>>219920385grim
gahd damn this thread full of bum ass uncs these day's knoi'msayin?
>>219920372I had a 256mb RAM beast of a machine back then pal and lived in a house with 20+ old computers from my dad's work. Now you got me freaking riled up and a half.
Every day is a gift.
Im gonna be real with yall. I think black people getting shorter sentences for killing white people is reasonable as reparations for slavery
If there are sleeper cells why haven't they done anything yet?
>>219920350looks really comfy hope you enjoyed the habbenig
>>219920416do you have the receipt still? I wanna return it
>>219920354one year old
i believe daily gooning has fixed my brain chemistry. just have to make sure you never fully release.
>>219920425Wasn't there that african muslim who crashed out the day after it happened>that was a false flagsure
placer is 29
>>219920425They're asleep stupid
>>219920428Thanks, I was 6 and our national teletext had ASCII art of the twin towers up in smoke, I had no idea what it was all about and probably went back to playing Duke Nukem 3D after
>>219920441ngl I just assumed sleeper cell shit would be a little more sophisticated
9/11 was crazy. i remember everyone in school was debating if another plane hit the tower or if it was new footage of the first plane (which everyone assumed was cessna)
>>219920440Masturbating is too much work. You're supposed to spend 30 minutes a day doing that when you could be sleeping?
>>219920363idk you should ask the department of war (formerly the department of defense) https://www.war.gov/
>>219920363It's already over lad. We won
>ITS BECAUSE THE PETRODOLLAR SYSTEM! CIA COLOR REVOLUTION IN UKRAINE! ALIENS! ROTHSCHILD BANKING! NATO ENCIRCLEMENT! BEST KOREA! EPSTEIN FILES! GREATER ISRAEL GAZA GENOCIDE CONTROLLING ORANGE MAN!
>>219920474how is it too much work lol
>>219920316this is beautiful
best advice ive ever been giving is to only speak when necessary
I don't like rap, I don't like cars, I don't like guns, I don't like video games, and I don't believe in God
>>219920474I can jack off in two minutes
>>219920507Cozy pic
>>219920510https://youtu.be/5T9Yygju9IY
>>219920524no one cares, lady
>>219920352Tragichttps://youtu.be/C7y67MXt2Gw?
>>219920318he is not very bright is he>>219920352damn bro, that sucks
>>219920416Every day is a grift
>>219920473My memory of 9/11 was awesome. I was in 1st grade and the teachers let us have recess in the gym instead of teach. Then my parents came and got took me home early like al quada was gonna fly a plane into a random elementary school in upstate NY next
Feel like I'm gonna have a freak out
yo play marvel rivals
lmao unc ass niggas where alive during 9/11 in this thread. lmao
>>219920455i was in highschool in anat/phys and i remember the teacher got a personal call and left for awhile without saying anything and when she came back she was wheeling in a tv, she fumbled around hooking it up and then we all had to watch the footage. weird situation. but after third period everyone got to go home and i played uo all day so that was nice.
>>219920546we got sent home early, too. they were planning to use our school as a shelter for stranded americans
>>219920555dog shit game, gonna play helldivers 2 instead, a real mans game
>>219920561Laugh all you want, one day we'll unc asses reminiscing about ISIS and Assad
You are visibly inebriated
Tomboys are gay
i don't respect anyone who doesn't remember 9/11
>>219920528Just because you do you work efficiently doesnt mean you arent working hard for nothing
>>219920555I was getting my haircut done two months ago and the barber was this girl who was very obviously into me and started rambling about Marvel Rivals because I said I played TF2 sometimes
>>219920555It's alright I play it a few times a week, I'll be honest though its just not as hot as overwatch the art style makes the faces look and move weird so the porn will just never reach the same heights
>>219920571>boomers censor the TV, Radio, internet, everything>let's show a bunch of minors these two buildings being blown up by muslims
>>219920583helldivers 2 is retro nigga. rivals is way more fun than that.
>>219920539I also hate the troops and every blue collar worker
>>219920612ok brian
>>219920571Was it all you talked about in school from that point on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMw5HECNRKk
A sleepercelWhen activated he goes from normie to fullblown incel
>>219920598overwatch sucks it was only good in 2016 then it died a year later.
uncs who enlisted after 9/11 have retired
>>219920659stone cold truecel
>>219920633>Did you hear about the player that wore armor but didn't bring her sword?>It ended poorly
>>219920662yeah but the porn is still good
>>219920670sex with power
>>219920662Sorta true ana killed overwatch by turning the game into ult & shove meta
Can you imagine forty more years of this grueling life
>>219920701I enjoy my life mostly though
Alyssa Liu is my gf
>>219919556I do all of those things.
callisto protocols sucks and it saddens me. all i want is more dead space games.
>>219920620yeah obviously it was a big deal. i have a distinct memory the day after of this one kid having a melty about those goddamn palestinians and there were lots of other random accusations flying around. i read a lot of webcomics at the time and i also remember bob the angry flower, a canadian webcomic, had a thing about it.
I don't find asian women attractive
let's kiss
>>219920670Congrats on grad school csmfagI assume you too are disappointed by the ending of the manga
>>219920701I have 3 I think, if that
>>219920537very cool 2000s trance vibe, savedHeres a track thats very dear to my heart, similar vibehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITv-syYZQyoprobably in my top 20 all time summer melancholy tracks
>>219920728it's the men that get you goin, aye?
>>219920711That bitch is fucking ugly I don't care what anybody else says
>>219920598girls love marvel rivals for sure
>>219920729>*smooch*
>>219920685So sayeth the wise man
>>219920537this isn't real music.
My goyphone is almost 8 years old now and idk when was the last time I updated the iosCan't even use the newer apps anymore
>>219920772kek poorfag
>>219920772based actually
the jewish messiah is coming
ever have a colonoscopy? im scared
>>219920718>one kid having a melty about those goddamn palestiniansLong nose kid no doubt
>>219920809think he'll be happy with israel?
>>219920811no but i've done a few
>>219920735Thanks anon.Peope said the same shit about fire punch. I have faith in my goat. I'm guessing there's gonna be a part 3 where denji tries to be chainsaw man without pochita and he's just a freakish human.
>>219919894I don't believe you. Very few Swedes have firearms and the restrictions and laws wouldn't make them worthwhile.
>>219920811im getting one next week. i just wanna get it over with
yeah, I believe women...I believe women are always LYING!
29 and parents are asking when I am going to move out. The very thought sends me into a panic attack
>>219920811I've had to have shit jammed into my urethra to fix strictures. I assume a colonoscopy is far easier than that
>>219920841kek bodied those hoes
>>219920772sometimes I do that but then the phone stops receiving messages. Forced upgrades are stopping normies from discovering superior e2e sms
>>219920856are you white?
>>219920839Consult the following image my friend: >>219919961We're like 70% forest and hunt 1.3 million animals per year, we have a lot of guns here
>>219920874Of course
>>219920841I'm gonna say this to my future bpd latina gf
>>219920881no wonder. lol only white parents do this shit.
>>219920856I want to become a shota andh ave sex with ozen.
>>219920856I moved out when I was 18, aside from moving back in temporarily when I was unemployed for a while
>>219920896White kids live with their parentsBrown parents live with their kids
>>219920906What were your living situations?>>219920896I just know she is doing it because her friends be saying shit like>My son just became a doctor and moved in with his wife!>my son just moved to New York for an engineering job!
>>219920856What do you want to do?
I don't care about Africa
>>219920916Gottem
>>219920927Controversial
>>219920923Apartment for a years but I have a 10 year mortgage now
>>219920927rwanda is actually based
>>219920926Keep living here instead of giving a landlord money. I am competing with indians who stack 30 people in a house yet my parents still live in the 80s.Ideally would buy my own house but this country is fucked
>>219920927i do. i like africans.
>>219920946Reminds me of that tragedy
As a zoomer quite a few kids just live with the parents if they don't have a good job regardless of ethnicity
>>219920949you live in brampton
>>219920816honestly i dont remember. if he was he was pretty tow headed for that line of work. i just remember one day at lunch him going god DAMN palestinians out of the blue. kids had little daily prayer circles and stuff. it really was a weird couple weeks.
>>219920942On a SFH or condo?
>>219920877I haven't seen it with my own two eyes so I have no reason to trust a made up chart. Now stick that up your pipe and smoke it, you whippersnapper!
>>219920966I wouldn't move out unless I made like at least 70k a year
>>219920965Never happened
>>219920965that genocide is actually the reason why theyre the most impressive african country.
True Chad.Incredible looking for about 25 years
>>219920982Based
>>219920984If you're in a major city you can't even afford an apartment with 70k. Only option is getting roomates and that sucks
>>219920976SFH
>>219921001Yeah?
Listening To Black Kray
>>219920949Would a trailer work?
>>219921009I wouldn't mind having roommates in theory but every single one I've ever had either had ridiculous sleep schedules, made too much noise, made messes, or acted passive aggressively towards me for no reason
>>219921030rwanda basically copy and pasted japan
The goy parade. Make sure you clock in.
Hey wait a minute. I always thought Brett Weinstein was a neocon war hawk type of person. But he just did a show with Tucker Carlson where he criticizes Trump for doing the Iran war.
>>219921048I'm looking forward to seeing their anime
>>219921052They have internet in your country?
36 is young...
>>219921052thank god im a neet. i have money to play with too so its not bad.
>>219921060I thought he was a generic center-left populist or whatever. Not that I follow podcasters enough to really know this shit
>>219921042I live in a very cold part of Canada, people online seem to say they dont work. I wouldn't be against it but not sure the weather allows it
>>219921077grimmmmmmmmhttps://youtu.be/Z5Bv6E-6a3A?si=rC5kO7b3FDj8uk4_
>>219921072being 36 is basically early years pre retirement.
>>219919556I don't know how to break it to americans but this doesn't actually happen. We drive cars and live in houses in europe.
Bread Winestein is a crazy name for a jew to have
>>219921097
>>219921077I was a neet for 5 years and I had a mental breakdown by the end of it
>>219920811my mom has one every couple of years. the hardest part is drinking 4 litres of peglyte the day before.
>>219921052Everyone wears black now eh
>more houses get built>house prices keep going upermm actshually that's not how supply and demand is supposed to work
Natalie Hershlag
>>219921090Well i dont want to put you into danger. I bet there's still a creative solution out there some way or another.
>>219921097No youdont you live in government assigned pods
Jonah Feldstein
>>219921107why? are you a female?
>>219921097cap
Canadian twink boys be like: Tucker bud, come over to my place after practice, momberg is making nanaimo bars and kraft dinner!! it's gonna be num nums~~ ^w^
>>219921113Trade deficits fuel foreign demand for real estate so the negative net exports gets added to the investment sector macroeconomically. Plus asset money just flows towards asset appreciation, hard to fight against the narrative of the market.
Gene Simmons? How about Chaim Witz
What is it with sudacas and just spamming porn, their generals are like that too
>>219921152>>219921177That your mom?
>>219921177thats a man
>>219921184It's why latin america will always remain a second world shithole
Grandpa fell and fractured his vertebrae
ChatGPT vs. Grok vs. Claude vs. Gemini vs. DeepSeek
all the attractive women are concentrated in quebec its insane. outside of quebec canadian women look much worse, even worse than american women.
One of my friend's grandmas died in their house by falling down the stairs
>>2199211922nd world means ex soviet countries i think
>>219921215anglophobia will not be tolerated, guy
>>219921230sorry to hear. that's sad.
>>219921230grim. rip
>>219921248theres something wrong with anglo women. they look like they absorbed a little male dna somehow and it is very gross.
>>219921264at least they don't smoke two packs-a-day
Why the fuck did this >>219921021 get 404'd god I fucking hate this site
US Bank Tower in LA was just acquired by none other than Larry Silverstein.Might not be a bad idea to work remotely, effective immediately.
>>219921277Next time obey the rules. Stupid hurts.
>>219921277Erm... that's political lil chuddie
>>219921254I take a rosary with me everywhere i go. When I get lucky, I say the rosary to charge up another stack of good luck. When something bad happens, I say the rosary to make it better and get rid of my bad luck
>>219921283How is that political
>>219921276worse. anglos are the canadian poster boy for doing drugs like fentanyl. so much for canadian heritage.
>>219921276Girls smoking cigarettes is literally the only tell you might be engaging with an ensouled human when dealing with their sex.
>>219921287Aren't you gay
american midwest twink boys be like: dude come over after football pratice. mom's making sloppy joes and tater tots for dinner
>>219921298Yes. I just ask god for fair judgement even though my life isnt in agreement with Christianity.
Smash slop
>>219921281thats a pretty cool looking building desuprobably has shitty offices though, I always hated the way round rooms are setup
>>219921304>sloppy joesdecrepit wifeslop, same with hamburger helper
I’m one of the fastest to get milked.
So sick of waiting for my room to be finished it's been 12 days
4chan is now based in Wyoming
>"Your anger's your weakness, and they'll use it."
>old Chinese lady at the Chinese restaurant gave me a free egg rollShe's totally into meI also smiled at a white milf while walking today and she smiled back
>>219921344Doesn't matter when this site will be dead by 2030
>>219921358Why would it be dead
>>219921349
>>219921359This site has been rapidly losing its user base for the last 5 years
ramen for dinneragain
>>219921367How do you know
>>219921349>she smiled backEveryone does that it's just being polite
>>219921373The population decline has been well documented in a graph that's been posted here a bunch of times
>>219921367Good riddance to bad rubbishSoon there will only be real ones around
>post on my desktop computer>it works fine>post on my laptop on the same wifi>"Your IP has been blocked due to abuse"
Why is /cum/ a gay general?
>>219921400clear your cookies
>>219921402They are
>>219921408eat your cookies
>>219921419ogle
>>219921419i take it she and i don't visit the same buildings on easter?
I want to go in my room and play games!!!!
>be me >27 years old >finally escape retail hell >land remote IT job >first time in life making actual money >decide it's time to stop living like a depressed raccoon >download tinder >set age range 20-28 >bio: "6'2 if it matters, can fix your wifi and your daddy issues" >instant 47 matches >mfw never had more than 2 in a week before >start talking to this 23yo artsy girl >profile pic: soft lighting, septum piercing, dyed hair, looks like she owns 14 houseplants >she says she "vibes with dark humor" >perfect.jpg >two weeks of texting >she sends mirror selfie in fishnets and oversized hoodie >say "damn you look like you'd ruin my life in the best way" >she replies "promise? " >erection achieved at 2:47 pm on a Tuesday during a Zoom call >finally meet up >she shows up 38 minutes late >smells like vanilla incense and regret >tells me she's "actually non-binary but uses she/her for convenience" >nod like I totally get it while internally screaming "JUST LET ME SMASH" >dinner goes okay >she orders $68 worth of small plates and one sip of wine >I pay because chivalry died but my bank account is still on life support >back to my place >lights dimmed, lo-fi playlist, mood lighting on point >start making out >she whispers "I want you to choke me like you hate me" >finally my time to shine >things escalate >she's on top >doing the anime-girl head tilt thing >suddenly stops >looks me dead in the eyes >"wait... do you have a bidet?" >mfw >"uh... no?" >she freezes >actual 7-second silence >gets off me >starts putting pants back on >"I can't do this. Hygiene is non-negotiable. I need to go cleanse my aura now." >stands there in socks and existential crisis >grabs her tote bag full of crystals >"you seemed really promising but... this is a dealbreaker sorry" >walks out >door closes >lie there staring at ceiling >still hard >still confused >hear text notification
there is nothing in this world i want more right now than cookies
>>219921448I want a sweet, cute, intelligent wife
>>219921448what kind, babe?
>>219921442
>>219921434She might, but she'll have a bomb vest strapped to her
I think I need to be medicated
like 4 out 5 streams this nigga does are sponsored and he plays ads non stop, like, the positive niggas those are the biggest snakes
I like waking up early enough that I get 2 hours of darkness at the beginning of the day
I want to die
>>219921442first time with wifeberg she actually said "I expected it to be bigger"
+++ NEW +++>>219921527>>219921527>>219921527
>>219921526
>>219921531can we use a different one
foreigners can't make the new
>>219921535Sure, bake another one of you like!
>>219921532she was a virgin thoughbeit she just thought it was going to be like her toys
a german making an NA thread has to be some kind of humiliation ritual
