sweaty lesbian edition
>>219931730performative bitch
Morrisons man dropping of his load at mine between 16:00 pm and 17:00 pm
right well thats a bit too on the nose
>>219931766Love a poz load me
nth for the baddiedem
>>219931766just baiting at this point. its funnier when you're terrified for your life, like when that lad drove to your aldi looking for a shag and you went silent
why is a white man delivering my food
>>219931801That never happened you clown. Nobody has come to my ALDI bunch of empty threats of incels who are scared of their own shadow
my brain dont worki wish i was deadit not right
>>219931821ktim
right that's a goth front bum then
>>219931819expect a meeting with HR on monday morning lad
>>219931801Should make a trip one of these days while she’s at workI want that arse and by God I will get it.
>>219931824Get her blapped
>>219931862>PIP and nutsounds like your average /brit/ lad
>>219931765i recognise this bird from when i searched for 'hairy glasses' on pornpics.com to find someone who looked similar to a toil colleague during an assisted imagination wank
>>219931849ive managed to work out the road she lives on telling from the years of microblogging its practically given it away
Lil B.. based gaawd
Hope all the /bant/ mongs haven't come crawling back because their general didn't even last for 6 hours? LMAO
>>219931730>>219931800built for racemixing
>>219931872Snoozling
>>219931886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APIGP03vAz0
>>219931890post your feet
>>219931897>>>/int/cum
>>219931883Could be an idea that. Bust down her front door and steal that arse in the night
>>219931897so was your entire country
Arsebandit. A righteous man.
>>219931955You writing an autobiography?
mad how its completely over for the west and we'll likely see another dark age
We need to redistribute the wealth in /brit/The lads who have good savings and jobs should be helping out the dole dossers in here
>>219931976what's the point of anything, we're all just kicking about in the dirt in the end aren't we
>>219931968getting very fresh today bring back you being miserable
>>219931987Whats mine is mine
>>219931987finally a good post
hate little dickheads in here who are disrespectful and then act oblivious when you call them out on it like why don’t you have the bollocks to say what you want to say little fucking geek
>>219931987we pay our taxes for that. the rest is ours
>>219931990Global existential crisis
Unbelievable, who'd have though excessive welfare and taxation fails to provide growth
always think about the years when the post endings get from 1900-2026
>>219932003>>219932019Fuck sake just giz a tenner please
>>219932026yeah this our best hope is emerging from chaos the game will be put on its head in the coming decades i hope europe uses AI to deport all nons
>>219932029but i thought deracinating the nation with unfettered mass immigration was meant to prevent this?
that's the weekend sorted haha
>>219932043is that all? ok yeah you can have that
penis still stinks after anal with the gf last night
>>219932071*comes back a week later*Oh mate really sorry but can i just have another tenner? i’ve no food in
>>219932058Oooh big words is it rorke?
ayo the new Louis Thorax was pretty funny. Louis still got it.
sausage and egg mcmuffin down the hatchcoffee down the hatchsome fine french literature about to go down the intellectual hatch (my brain)j'adore les vendredis
>>219932123It was shit, he's been shit since Weird Weekends. Stop advertising.
The Young Communist League of East of England says NO to warhttps://x.com/YCLEastEngland/status/2032060057588764829
Interesting how after a long enough melty mousey always calms down by talking about his abberant desires towards animals.
>>219932127decadent
>>219932097sure mate. it's just pocket change for me anyways
>>219932140Is it weird? Is it REALLY?
>>219932136I thought it was pretty funny.
Um, rorke?
>>219932084Shock. Filthy sodomite
the ISA direct debits are set for the new tax year. let's get it team. Hope by next year's tax season i can just bang in £20k in one go instead of monthly payments
>>219932156It is, but I didn't say that.
>>219932177>Hope by next year's tax season i can just bang in £20k in one go instead of monthly paymentsthat's what i'm doing in three weeksgot 26k waiting to go
>>219932188Oh i knowI just needed someone else to tell me how to feel
Really can't stand "artists" and "creative" typesUseless pretentious wankers
>>219931805Recession indicator
googled my dads name for fun and turns out he was arrested in 2023
>>219932223>buy me a coffee
Extremely high walking around tesco randomly looking for stuff i want but I can’t really think about what i actually want
>>219932228turns out he was an indian just had an extremely white name
just noticed every post here has a very homosexual prose
>>219932237what did he get arrested for?
>>219932253rape
Really can't stand "engineers" and "problem-solving" typesAutistic pedantic wankers
>>219932253Touching kids :/
>>219932252blog off
>>219932251I've known an Indian guy with a French first name and Portuguese last name, it happens
BIG fan of Morissey's pro-dole views.
>>219932259im guilty of this
>>219932259doesnt really work the same does it. engineers have actual work to show for and demonstrate. Artists and writers just value themselves too highly and hope you buy their wanky book
>>219932253being concerned in the supply of a class B drug and possession of criminal property
>>219932028Isnt this all american though
dolemongs, women, and wogs the devils trinity
>>219932259alright leftypol
>>219932029It worked after the second world war, implemented by rightwing governments too.
Fucking hell. I've finally learnt how to use lequel in french. It means "which"For example >Le chat duquel je parle est allé>The cat I'm talking about has goneI could never fucking get this at A-level but it's so fucking easy. Basically their equivalent of Russian кoтopый
>>219932168thplitterth
>>219932258>>219932274real funny lads
>>219932237did this with my dad's company and found out he got a hefty fine from the government for putting a lot of children in dangerI always knew he was a cunt though
Got a gay poo in my arse
56 year old milf who cuts my hair hasn't stopped complimenting my looks since I lost 4 stone
love "dossing" and "scrounging" typesfree-spirited, diogenesian individuals
>>219931968Done that neglectful freak
>>219932137Why is he gesticulating like a black rapper?
>>219932338im a dole dosser but im not free spirited im trapped in my own mental prisons
>>219932315Don't blaspheme please, but well done.
dunno what poo screaming is and why i'm supposed to find it funny
>>219932335get her shagged
im the best gamer alive
>>219932361My name is LegionFor we are many
what is the n word?
>>219932367Not me. I play on normal difficulty and go at my own pace :)
>>219932367post your gamer score
im a dole dosser but im not even on the dole im just a dosser dossing about all day every day
>>219932385ooh ooh I know this one
>>219932389i play a load of stuff on easy these daysthis old unc already has eight hours of work a day
dubs and i experience a glow up next year
Dolemongs are the life blood of this general and don’t you forget it. However they’re also the cause of around 80% of the gimmicks that you hate as well
>>219932412>i play a load of stuff on easysay that around me and i'd laugh in your face
>>219932421this year?
>>219932421re-rolling for you lad x
>>219932447
>>219932447grotesque
right that's man-made horrors beyond my comprehension
>>219932443ever?
>>219932447Not a fan of anything in this picture
>>219932447I gen have hips like that and I’m not a tranny or anything very unfortunate
just noticed the beardgrim
uh oh BPD OCD meltdown time
We at /Brit/areRemembering The Victims of Dunblane30 yearsOn ..I Have No words !!
>>219932447not right is it
>>219932447Employed woman is looking leng
rorke listening to every album in the penguin guide to jazz to more accurately dislike it
>>219932504didn't happen
>>219932464scm
Can't even enjoy a humble 4 pints without feeling like death the next day
farting into the void
>>219932540Still sad what happened to him
Mum has some of her friends from her grief group coming round later to do sewing together. Genuinely fucking saddos I love her but they have to get a grip
ADORE men's willies
laughing at something
>>219932577any of them shaggable?
DUBS AND MY FUCKING LIFE UNJUSTS!
>>219932617Wouldn’t know not allowed to be in the house anytime they come over
pound control to major cum
>>219932636where do you go
dubs and that nigga's life stays ruined
>>219932335>since I lost 4 stonehow'd you manage that
Fuck sake my bedroom window keeps fucking blowing open and there’s no point fixing it because i’m moving out in a few weeks but it’s seriously annoying
dubs and NO ONE makes it
Anyone fancy a pint?
>>219932658rolling
>>219932577I imagine your mom looking like a female version of Penfold from Danger Mouse
>>219932674a pint of ice cream maybe
Dubs and everyone poos themselves at some point this month
>>219931765inclined to say this probably isn't a man
>>219932691I'm literally eating ice cream right now
>>219932651To my brothers house
>>219932664skipping breakfastno snacksno liquid calories
i went to the shops today because i needed some more of them beans in the blue tin. i forgot my bag so i had to buy a plastic one for thirty pencenow i'm just sitting here thinking about what to do tomorrow. might go for a walk or might just stay in and see if there's any football i want to watch
>>219932708Ktim
>>219932029that image gives me a feeling of unexpectedness
>>219932700
tel aviv (A)
>>219932700year of the poo
You can do it if you kandoo it
we need to tax pork and alcohol
what’s the rundown on this George Galloway fella? every time i hear him or see his posts i agree with him but i’ve learned to be wary of “based” British politicians
>>219932767isnt he married to a ccp agent
>>219932741Youtube thumbnail bradders
>>219932767What do you think about this >>>/hm/2697027 ?
Was extremely stoned just staring into space when I went to Tesco earlierLaughing to myself walking round the shop reading a few posts hereI need to sort my fucking life out i’m 26 years old now
>>219932765Let's start by taxing your gigantic whore of a mUm
>>219932807thats the pork tax sorted then
>>219932779as if any of us wouldn’t marry a hot chuddy chinese bint too
>>219931758Good good, she can perform all she wants
making some music on my gay little computer
>>219932767He’s like corbyn but actually based
on the ‘phetamines right nowheart’s racing like a horse in heat. might go goon for a few hours
>>219932767he just opposes israel in whatever they do, when they zig he zagshe used to be known for currying the support of djinn brained muslims, this christian arc is new to me but not surprising
>>219932835I would not. I find Chinamenwomen to be subhuman. It would be like marrying a rhinoceros
>>219932767anti-war socialistgot sacked by tony blair for opposing the iraq waropposes israel toofamously crushed the american senate on camera when he was called to speak to them
alri lads
>>219932874>opposes israel in whatever they do, when they zig he zagsholy based
>>219932835from what i can remember shes dog ugly, bit like the type of ching chong women that virgoid aussie blokes marry when they hit 30
>>219932767>what’s the rundown on this George Galloway fella?Amazing orator with the most dog shit of viewsLook up the time he was in the US Senate and he fared very well, also the time he was on Real Time with Christopher Hitchens for an introduction Then the time he was on Celebrity Big BrotherDo it all in that order
>>219932893alri
>>219932908how doi'm high as fuck
>>219932913Not bad. I'm bored as fuck and got nothing to do. Might just get on the cans
The drug mong wants you to know he has taken drugs btwJust in case you hadn't noticed
>>219932901ah i’d say they’re looksmatched >>219932907will do now
>>219932674Love to, but Lent
but why
How can I make the escort I see fall in love with me?
>>219932933Might as well really hadn't youCould leave it a few more hours though
/brit/ is a Rolex general. Is you don’t have a rolley you better get the fuck out
>>219932956I have a Tudor poor man’s Rolex
while that is an impressive size for a willy, it looks like a log of poo and therefore does not affect my self worth
>>219932953Yeah I have to go and get them first and I'm still in my smeggy trackies
>>219932961>I have a TudorSpurs fan
>>219932956eat shit
>>219932966Our Tudor came broken out of the box
>>219932956I have a fake Rolley if that counts
hate to agree with a yank but yes i would choose a casio over any rolex
>>219932858wish I could do this without giving up because I think everything I make is shit
>I have a Tudor
>>219932956Best I can do is a pack of Rolos
hi
>>219932966My knees are killing me
>>219933012hey
>>219933003
alri guess i’m a lefty now
>>219933027hello>>219933039hello
>>219933003:(
was walking past 2 old ladies sat on a bench and one of them said to the other "i've got a paedophile lives opposite me"
where’s gorpheus?
Credit to Slay the Spire's devs They literally re-released the first game with probably about 10 textures changed, called it Slay the Spire 2 and are currently getting away with what would frankly be called the biggest rip-off game ever if it wasn't an indie developer
got a casio digital watch
>>219933001just the artist process isn’t it, think all my early stuff is shite it’s a great creative outlet even if you don’t upload it, like any other hobbies
Watches are a sure sign that you have a small knob, especially today.
>>219933087waterproof?
>>219933120dunno rarely use it
>>219933115i’ve a nice 7.2 inches and a casio
>>219932893alright mate how you getting on
>>219933131let's see it
>>219933115might get one to count my steps
>>219933177Get a paedometer instead
yeah if you've got a big willy it acts like a pendulum on a grandfather clock and keeps perfect time so long as you're moving
Fuck off english bastard
>>219933197this post wokrs on so many levels its genius lol>>219933224harsh
scottish/welsh independence movements are obviously backed by foreign interests
I thought George Galloway converted to Islam
post your latest banger swedelad
ordered a sandwich and chips to be deliveredgot 2 bags of chips, no sandwich
>>219933284>>>/int/cum
"working" from home
>>219933284>>219933289I'm eating a sandwich right now
>>219933289how mad are you that you can't cry to a reddit mod
>>219933291work til 13 every friday me, lush
wanking from the office today
you could say the delivery was crisp
rorke and leftypol arguing about platonic forms leftypol arguing in favour of materialism rorke explaining to leftypol that they actually are both platonic forms
cody's dinner: tater totscorn dogdipping dotsmeatloaf"grits"
>>219933317brown fella left a cheeky front elton sauce on it btw
>>219933333gay poo
>>219933250If you say so bro
just posting to let you all know it's a bit cold in my room
>>219933250why would any foreign government care if Scotland or Wales went independent?
trying to eat some cookies but i'm monged out so i'm eating them far too slow
g-shock g-shock my wrist sbe we cold like christmas
are you popular amongst your peers at work?
>>219933420to break up the uk
>>219933433interesting head shape
(8) sisters are doing it for themselves lol (8)
sad to think about all the corn syrup fed yanks too fat to do a school shooting like their friends
>>219933433He looks like a teletubby
>>219931730imagine the smell
Could go for some Tubby Toast
>>219933441it's not head shape it's face fat from eating processed carbs from junk food, the diet of most people here
>>219933437all I hear from English that us and wales are nothing but a drain on them. surely us being out of the picture will only make England stronger?
FUCK SALT
>>219933470*blasts you with my tubby custard*
for me it's tubby custard
Toby Custard
^.^ xx
>>219933475Pseudoscience backed up by absolutely nothing outside of a 4chan post you once read btw
>>219933433is he in tubby custardy haha
>>219933519slut
In starmers Britain children get raped by medieval serf trannies
jacking off
>>219933519sister had a toy of this where you pressed a button on it and it would just make these weird sucking sounds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_cv6nS2E4k
right that's me off to Popeyes
>>219933605moved onto a different version as she grew up
>>219933605sounds like an employed woman vocaroo
got x files on
got the pinkiepientheress on
>>219933621alir olive oyl
why is my facial hair so curly and nastywish i had wispy locks like a chinaman
would you like me to be the cat?
doing the blacks built britain tribal dance
>>219933696right turn that off this minute
>>219933679scully gf please
>>219933679tombs scared me shitless as a kid
listening to an especially lispy tranny talk about a pokemon rom hack
>>219933745parasiteshow some shame
>>219933433feel like this is such a bizarrely unrealistic claim you should get away with it
>>219933679just finishing up the film again nowthen we're onto the beginning
you're weak, you're outta control, and you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else
just seen some walk past
i don't know why hollywood made propaganda for the italian mafia and mythologized them in popular culture
well then
major rorke answered with his life
>>219933895different culture isn't it
The missus
dont see whats so great about iran let the mad yanks bomb it i say
giggling and kicking my feet in the air like an anime girl reading about the six ameriKKKan demons dying horribly in the entirely avoidable air force plane crash because they managed to hit each other midair
the go compare site but it's for willies
>>219740345>>219740345>>219740345
>>219933935idk whats funnier either theyre lying about getting shot down by saying 10 of their aircraft have crashed accidentally or theyre really that incompetent
>>219933933This LOL!
UM
>>219927401>>219927401>>219927401
rorke if you don't get your grades up next semester we will send you to military school>m-m-m-militawy school! jeez mom you can't do that!
>>219933971they genuinely did manage to hit each other midair lol you can look up pics of the mangled plane that made it to the ground
>British rock star Morrissey has called off an appearance in Valencia after complaining of experiencing "indescribable hell" from not sleeping due to noise from Las Fallas festival.HE DID IT AGAINABSOLUTE MADLAD
>>219883592 >>219883592 >>219883592
>>219933962https://calcsd.info/chart
>>219933964
>>219934032always loved these guys because when i was young anyone in a gas mask or something like that was automatically the coolest character
right well i've clicked on all of those threads and found, to my surprise, that they aren't the new i was looking for
>>219871941>>219871941>>219871941
>>219934060based
>>219934094>>219934094>>219934094
the new just keeps getting older and i stay the same age
>>219931730>>219931730>>219931730
>>219932061Class shoe back in the day that
