caturday edish
First!
it's time
Sweden will colonise the Philippines.
if you take the shahada maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7N2uBj9XjcIs this true thaibros
>shahadawhat that
thaiboy goon young nigga
weirdos
okay now that sounds a lil haram
how much does thc goes for iyc
what's thc
thc here cost like 3k which is pretty expensive considering filipino ppp
uhh guys?
GUYS
Happy Caturday
Kinda sad that I’m single again after 8 years.
Air PAM mati lagi. Banyak gaya mau larang air tanah 2030. Sekarang aja ngak becus. Yang ngeselin, yang terdampak banyak cuma ngak pernah masuk berita. Bekingannya kuat kayanya.
>>219946512You had been in relationship for 8 years. You can start it again anytime.
go block
>>219946795did mlbb match with infon teach you that word
>koturday
I'll be damned if it isn't a great day to be mentally ill!
con toll
>>219946465>>219947215>>219944267
Koturday Genie grants you one ( 1 ) wish.
>>219947437
https://x.com/ch_chotimah2/status/2032386730121478367/mediaViewer?currentTweet=2032386730121478367¤tTweetUser=ch_chotimah2Rekt
>>219947714psot the video here maybei dont have X
>>219947215>>219947507
>>219947714Isn't it great to live in a shithole where being critical of those who hold power in any way can cause things like this to happen to you? I don't know about you but I absolutely love being a lowly third world serf. Hahaha now let's watch some monkey torture videos together.
My drunk uncle slept in my room last night and he thought I was a girl
>>219947504>>219947738
>>219947779Why do you keep up such lies? Why do you fantasize about such depravity?
>>219947794Spoken like someone who has never encountered a drunken Filipino uncle. I believe him.
>>219947800Is thirdie life really that bad?
>>219947826No. It just moves slow which compensates for your shorter life expectancy here. Living in a small town in the first world is basically the same except everything is clean there and people live longer. Otherwise it's just the same patterns repeating themselves over and over. A random barangay in Manila operates on small town logic so the only way living in a city changes your style of live is if you're some rich condo dweller or something.
>>219947781
>>219944267If i saw her irl i would instinctively genuflect
>>219947886
>>219947714>Ngadu sama prabowo lewat X
>tfw carurday
>>219948327Sudah ngak bisa berharap bakal dihukum di bumi ini. Cuma bisa nunggu di akhirat.
>>219947779
Worrying. Extremely worrying.
>>219948318
i live in a condo (taguig tenement)
Parcok apaan yak
>>219948686partai coklat aka wereng aka polkis aka
>>219948336>>219948548>>219948550
>>219948463Calm your tits, Fujo
>>219948783Covfefe time
Hay Nako, 2 of our staff in City Hall, very educated IT and Biochemistry graduates, are giving up on serving the nation and are deciding to be OFWs, since they can't handle the ridiculously high oil prices. One is going to Singapore one is going to the Middle East Theyre in their 20s. The current decade is shaping up to be another disastrous Dekada Sietenta.
>>219948889>going to the middle east right nowlmao what a retard
>>219948889#kaburajadulu but christian
https://youtu.be/HQHBJs7xs2A
>>219948897Her contract was signed before the war. Lol.
>>219948712Polkis?
>>219948901The entire Philippines is a joke
>>219948971You get used to it. If you're competent you stand alone. The upside is people will always need you and you will always have work. The downside is that you carry everything on your own shoulders.
>>219949000I wanted my fellow competent people to help each other, especially for our poor opressed country, but alas there is another wave of braindrain that's forcing Filipinos to be OFWs again, mainly due to financial pressures. During the 2010s this reversed somewhat. However, recently in the 2020s OFW fever is at it again.Outsourcing is not saving us this time due to Automation and AI.
>>219948783
Don't worry THOUGH We wuz RESILIENT N SHIET!>w<
mandatory rotc is cringe but a necessary evil
id rather die than become brown again
>>219949148Agreed. Nicolo Machiaveli explained it in his books that the only soldiers loyal to the homeland are it's own citizens. He explained that in the Italian wars, the Condioterri was Italy's downfall as the mercenaries were disloyal and merely played the Italian City States against each other. The Norman-French in Apulia started off as mere Mercenaries but eventually the conquered all: Southern Lombard Italy, Byzantine Naples, and the Sicilian Emirate, because the local kingdoms didn't have the common sense to mostly employ native citizem soldiers. A portion of the populace should always have military training, outsourcing your violence to mercenaries or even a military caste is disaster.
>>219949053Most of the automation and AI related initiatives will fail. Have you ever had a conversation with a customer support chatbot? Regular clankers like claude, deepseek, and gemini are alright for me. But customer support clankers fill me with a burning rage. The customer backlash is already happening and as people figure out how to do social engineering attacks on a fucking robot real dangers as a result of the rush to implement these systems will happen. That's not to say that we're ever going to be allowed to talk to a real human being when we have problems with Shopee or FoodPanda ever again without being hassled by a dumb clanker first. They don't care if they make thirdies mad. The customer support you get once you get past them is barely that much better and they just copy paste spam scripts at you.With that said a lot of the people you think are so smart who are leaving are not actually that smart at all. Here if you spend a few years in the trenches you can be a big fish in a small pond. Especially in IT. It's a license to print money. But people treat their careers that they went to college to study just like getting a job at Jollibee. They expect to go in, get told what to do, get paid, and go home. They don't understand that there's no room for growth in that lifestyle and your job security is not guaranteed. But that's how it is for people with zero entrepreneurial spirit. Instead of figuring out how to get contracts and milk businesses they want to be full time employees for them and get ordered what to do all the time. The way I see it that's hustling backwards.
Just remember it's okay if you only live comfortably and see only a portion of the value your labor creates. No, I'm not talking about paying taxes so the country you call home is a dump (as if that helps anyone here.) I'm talking about your employer only giving you a small slice of the pie you baked. It's fine as long as you get to live a comfortable first world existence, drink in fancy bars with hipster decor, and have a multicultural friend group who all escaped similar shitholes. Forget about upward mobility. All that matters is the present moment and how comfortable you feel in it.
This world needs more remote onlyfans chat support i agree
>>219949260I agree with you current AI as we know now hasnt still passed the Turing test are still stuck in the digital Algorithm and cannot adequately grasp in-sitio El Mundi World contexts. Still, companies still force AI on us just to cut costs.And I agree with you in that people should strive for upward social mobility and apply an economy of effort, that instead of slaving, should have force multipliera. But sadly, business requires capital and knowhow. I know alot of skilled people and I know alot of rich people but barely hath the two lines twained.
>>219949387Or you could learn how to set up a router that might get used in a medium sized business. Learn how to install CCTV cameras. Don't do like everyone else here does and remotely break them at random times when you want to get called in and paid to fix it, ensuring your reputation is good and get more jobs. Or do that because it's the Philippines and that's just what people do here.>>219949441That's why I said you start in the trenches. You find someone to work for. You witness the horrors up close and personal so you know what lies ahead. You observe the behavior of your boss, especially the things he says to clients that piss them off. You also observe the ways clients try to renegotiate things after a project has already started if everything was too informal. Soak in all this information, get the fuck out of the town where you are currently doing business, and pretty soon you'll be driving a fancy car and living in a big house just like your boss. No college degree required.
>>219949363Epicurianism is degerenate, true Patricians aims for a life of Mission and Legacy, a monument to the superiority of his keen and kin.
>>219949501Yes I agree with you, an Entrepreneural spirit uplifts a man and uplifts his community. That's why I absolutely despise the counter-capitalist pressures the Philippine Government has. The tax rates in the Philippines compared to our neighbors is ridiculous likewise freight and transport makes goods here far more expensive in our archipelagic country than our land bound neighbors.The only Filipino businessman currently profiting off our situation is Enrique Razon who used the veteran status of Filipino Seamen and Port Managers constantly battling the challenges of our archipelago, as working knowledge to optimally manae ports and shipping abroad.
Another angle on the whole OFW situation. These workers tend to support their families in addition to themselves. Perhaps it may be invested in education for relatives. But if those relatives use that education to repeat the same cycle it's less like upward mobility and more like a pyramid scheme. If the OFWs invested in property and business their families would be in a different position. There are people where I live who took this path and it paid off.
>>219949503>superiority to his kinfaggot
>>219949694Kin means family, Including your children! ^○^Whats wrong with proving the superiority of youe genetics?
Kitty!
>>219949654Yes, I've seen your example in my town too. I agree with you, that is the right schema to apply. However we just lack scale and also our: lineages and cultures, are still looked down upon by other people even if we achieve some modest success (Despite the handicap we have that they don't have, AKA archipelagic country making transport expensive, history of constantly being invaded, being the most disaster prone country in the world) unfortunately people don't really look under the hood like us and judge us by what is mere skin deep or appearances alone, and even when we are more handicapped we have to work twice as hard to achieve the same prosperity level they only expended 1/2 the effort in. It's violates my principle of economy of effort, also.
>>219949840ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ
yes, i am king of dogyes, i am the dragonyes, i am an ancient, yes, i will your pro bono lawyer
>>219949770that's a misanthropic anti human trait which disregards hunter gatherer communal bond. You BAPtards are eternally isolated in your faux sense of superior sentiment rather than the mass popular movement which toppled down kingships and divine right as witnessed on 1917 and 1979
>>219948877>>219949095wtf when did you warp into singapore?
>>219949959Well I apologize. Genetic fetishism obviously has its limits. We are a collective and that includes having people in your vicinity not part of your clan. But revolutions are only useful if better systems replace the old one. Otherwise if done wrong, revolution is horrible, look at North Korea and Communist China wherein the Institutional Revolutionary Mindset would tear down anybody who tried to get rich for the sake of a Revolution thats arbitrarily defined by the party.We are all equal in poverty while the riches go to the elite of the party rather than the elite of the bourgeoisé.
is it cold in other asean countries as well? did the climate jews lower the temperatures so we stop using AC so as to preserve our 50-day oil reserves because they know the petro-dollar is owari da?
it's so cold
>>219950148Who are we to judge china for its governance and policies, they went from a country perverted by the century of humiliation and a backwater civilization. Take a look at einstein's notes on china and compare that to the fastest growing middle class in comparison to any other country within the global south today. If anything china's common prosperity and effective systematic wealth distribution all while maintaining political independence is a case study for the global south to follow
>>219949986Phoneposted using mobile data. Currently using WiFi. Still in the Philippines.
>>219949986
>>219944488She looks like my niece who has a crush on me
i still have my simba esim active
>>219950336Well I also admit an unuanced tirade against China. As much as I dislike authoritarianism, their Communist Politburo due to it being highly statist and centralized rapidly progressed and distributed wealth efficiently across the 1 Billion strong population. India is also 1 Billion strong but since it is so bogged down by the democracy and the sectarianism plus gridlock the ideological multiplicity, democracy entailed, they are stuck and progressing at a glacial pace vs to what China is undergoing.
Flips celebrate eid?!
>>219950473Kasihan kemakan propaganda RRT. Ini pasti kebanyakan main internet.
>>219948966>polkisfossil spotted
>>219948889>OFWOnlyFan Woman?
>>219950380>>219950433
>>219950536
>>219950473you're good faith enough to grasp this point of contention
Is she right
>>219950503Nice try, mossadChina will always be better than USA
>>219946465Why is she in hospital?
>>219950439I hate you so much. >>219948494Thanks for the headlines.
>>219947728Not that sender, but use Nitterhttps://nitter.net/ch_chotimah2/status/2032386730121478367/
>>219950563
Can anyone suggest me a pc games from 2002 - 2008. Thanks.
>>219951469Need for Speed Most Wanted
>>219944211Happy caturday
>>219951590>>219951804kofi time
It is very winder all day, cloudy weather is perfect time to go outside and eat chicken (No, Jollibee sadly)
What's for berbuka
>>219951469Skyrim
Kenyang
who is this rich niggahttps://etherscan.io/address/0xbdb3ba9ffe392549e1f8658dd2630c141fdf47b6
idgi
SUSU
excellent cat pics as usual, thanks /asean/
>>219952666tu as une très belle chatte
>who knew Philippine life can be this cozy
>>219951469brood war, frozen throne,, water bugs, astropop
>>219950536>>219951590>>219951804>>219951959
>>219953157S0VL
>>219953157Me when my American friend goes over for dinner
Indosisters... why do we keep stealing Persimmons from Japan!?!?
>>219953356Japanese people think indos are... pointless........ :(https://x.com/roaneatan/status/1990294824390676744?s=46
>>219952744<3
I am persimmons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaH_ve_8GLUgini kan ayem toh
Play Pickmon!
>>219952402Does it even work?
ibon man may layang lumpiad
Why are there random antisemitic expressions in old Filipino language? (ex. mga Hudyo (Jew) referring to an imbecile. I think it probably came from Spanish Catholic era antisemtism lol
Why are women so cruel
>>219954325I love little girls
>>219953157I live there. I'm white btw.
>>219954525Sex
Me and my future gf
Society explained in 10 seconds:>monke sit alone, reminiscing about life>woman come, show bob to monke>monke tempted, pinch bob>women laugh, walk away >man come, warned monke not to do again>somehow monke is at fault in here
That's a rape!!!
is there legit way to grow mustache and beard other than minoxidilcan i trust the oil and tonic sold online
just think of sex to boost your test
>>219955402he done the sex
>>219955839gf dance on thicktoc too?
orangutans have GOT to be distant ancestral cousins of malays/indos, i am 62% sure of it
Thaibros we made it!
>>219956013Why do uggos love Korean guys
>>219955907no. i think she also knows that i will end things with her when she finished her diploma this year.
Covfee tiem relapse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-aPT0IEfT0
seriously thinking of doing a foundation year in malaysia
>>219956291>cat (128).jpgpost cat.jpg up to cat (127).jpg
>>219957003All on >>>/b/ caturday thread
>>219951519>>219952586>>219953197Thank you for the suggestions.
>>219957289there are two different games with a similar name of Need for Speedthe better one is the one from 2005
You guys got any recommendation for 5-10m extension cord/power strip
>>219957694Nope. Even Made-in-Germany Brennenstuhl has issues.
>>219957694Just don't overload it
Maharaja (2024) any good?
>>219957748What issues>>219957782I mean is there any new innovation in kabel roll lately?I used to have pic related type, but it was quite big and not travel friendly. Is there any smaller-ish type but also has long cables that can be rolled?
>>219957748Just checked it, low-end brennenstuhl has short cable :(
>>219954325
>>219957899>I mean is there any new innovation in kabel roll lately?All we have is enshittification in all way
>>219956013I love Thai MEN, true.
pengen nangis
I AM NOY GOYIMI AM NOT KAFFIRI AM NOT GAIJINI AM NOT INDONYAMERO
>avjrmuh dick
so fucking cold wtf? kinda cant complain since daytime is the literal polar opposite
>>219959126
>>219957899You do realize that you need fully unroll it when using such things, right? Honestly, just make your own. Buy your own cable, power strip (without cable), plug. And assemble.
>go on tiktok>timeline suggested to a school in remote place of Borneo>there's this priest from local catholic church motivating Year 6 kids (12 years old) to work hard where they will sit for exam to go to Form 1 (13 years old for int). >he looks familiar>"oh?">look up his name>yup, that's him alright. >he used to be the senior and a hot jock that have crush on to the point that I steal one of his underwear and sniff it, self inserting the bepis>now he's fat afdid he got too much priestly food at the church he administer? should I pay a visit and CONFESS my sin even though I'm a muslim?
Are you trans btw?
Highest recorded in the world
>>219960158Alhamdulillah sudah ngga puasaAllah emang sayang sama bangsa Indonesia
No sleep to sahur
>>219960631Watching EPL?
>>219960036yes.
>>219960664Covfee tiem after tarawih now I can't sleep
>>219960951Same here.
>>219954325They aren't First, it's literally in the middle of the streetSecond, you have this guy acting awkward and deliberately dropping his stuff while his friend is on the other side of the road filming you for content that you will get zero compensation for even if you """helped""".
>>219961001>t. woman
cutest hag
>>219954235is hampaslupa antisemitic?i hope it isnti love using that word
>>219953157can the kapitbahays hear whenever anyone makes kantot?
shiho my beloved
>>219953157why are we poor like this
We aren't ugly bros We just poor
we need better governance and less strong men
The god of "fell for it again awards" are feasting
>>219959996peak malay
happening as we speak doe
A femboy is better than a fascist.
>
the smell must be unholy
>>219963544Pasti Betawi
Pen nampolin bocil bocil lucknut
how it feels like trying to find a phone that:>lets you unlock the bootloader easily>has a Snapdragon processor>is actually sold in this country without importing or paying reseller prices>has an ARcore wih depth API (additional)https://youtu.be/IRPI3lSACFc
>>219966431Wait for Motorola x Graphene OS phone>has an ARcore wih depth API (additional)Usecase?Cardboard VR?Just wait for the steam frame
>>219966431My Zenfone Max Pro M1 can be UBLed by installing an apk provided by the manufacturer
Indomie for sahur
wtf
>>219966699>Usecase?idk i like tinkering with stuff and testing out cool features that i won't use like google maps AR Mode or taking pics of Pokemon in Pokemon go where they'll stay in place IRL instead of just staying in the center of the frame>>219966761>My Zenfone Max Pro M1>released in 2018how's your fone still alive?
>>219967120Uhmm do they have Philippinas for various services? Asking for my older neighbor.
>>219967120Are there any Filipinas available for my penis?
>>219947504Dear genie please let me get the dreamy job I applied for on 6.3.
i hate women so much it's unreal
have sex incel chud
with whom
>>219967677>idk i like tinkering with stuff and testing out cool features that i won't use like google maps AR Mode or taking pics of Pokemon in Pokemon go where they'll stay in place IRL instead of just staying in the center of the frameGet any iPhone with the lidar sensorLiterally nothing can beat it's accuracy and software support
just pay a prostitute o algo
Is that how it works in Philippines?My first time will only be with the love of my life.
bakit ang bagal ng relohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJxhqZAJwLI
why the fuck is it december tier cold right now? anyone else freezing their ass off?
i forgot what the phenomenon is called but its basically siberian snow melting causing tropical cunts to get cold o algo
my first was a girl i just casually flirted withdidnt even need to pay to pop her cherry
Reze pitfolds are worth more than the whole india and indonesia population >>219947504Interview on monday. Hope I'll pass it and the next and get an offer. I want to live on my own by May/June
>>219961001Shut the fuck up. Malingshit
>>219960158I heard the upcoming summer will be among the hottest of this century
>>219963601>fuck is timmy saying
I follow so many Filipina girls on tiktokOne day I will marry a Filipina
>>219969861i'm just thankful that i can chill without turning on my fan since my electricity bill is through the roof
vietbrosmy viet ex broke up with me almost a month ago and changed her name in social media today to My Nghiwhat could it mean
Why are filipino employers often turn out to be scumbags?
>>219972349 (me)from what i understand it could mean1. she's saying she has high standards2. she's taking a break from something3. she's being doubtful about her decision
>>219963837Did he at least kill one of these antifags?
>>219960158Kualat penjarain Ahok.
>>219972349>My NghiMy Niggy
The Philippines would be a first world country if it were majority muslim.
Why is there no kotday?
> no koturday
Sleepy again.
just woke up rn
>>219973904Kim Jong Un bombing your ass nigga
fuck just shorted 2 18650 in series and my finger hurts
Makan apa ya
>>219972699that's taguig not manila howbeit
>>219972699he should go to where 99% of the locals are and get dengue from just walking
>>219974212dont forget your anti static wristband
>>219974231bakso mie ayam dimanamana penuh semuwa
>>219973045You need to embrace your pajeet roots.
Is everything ok, Indonbros?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUi6ETSoHFM
>>219973045The only rich musilm countrries are the ones with lots of oil and small population.And I would call even those shitholes.Philipines has neither lots of oil nor a small population.
Ini kenapa tiba2 heboh masalah susah dapat driver atau pengiriman Shopee dll. bermasalah? Kan tiap taon dekat lebaran juga begitu. Curiga ini isu dipanas2in, entah untuk apa.
>>219973283
sudo rm -rf node_modules
>>219975129sensasionalist bullcrap>germans>calling anoyone white supremacy
>>219972561yes
Haven't gone out of bed except for eating, even playing games or bathing feels too much effort
hujan
Is he right
ខ្ញុំស្រឡាញ់ស្រីជប៉ុន និង ស្រីស្បាច់ស
>>219951469>pirating serious samJust buy it for 0.99$
>>219975281
bang bagi link dong bang
fr fr
>>219975822okay chad
Ngabuburit di batalkan
>>219975883>ស្រីជប៉ុន>ស្រីស្បច់សហេតុអីបានបងស្រឡាញ់ទាំងពីរនេះ?
>>219976284Yuo are chad too, yen Don't let anyone say otherwise
Shut the fuck up. Malingshit
Philippines news be like>28 houses destroyed in fire>Man shot dead by gunmen in motorcycle while masturbating in his room>X celebrity adopts new dog and posts it on instagram!>16 year old girl found dead without intestines and beheaded in Maguindanao>Skincare secrets for a youthful and glowing skin
>>219976711indonesia but christian
its over...
>>219976801Not attracted to hags
dk why but at some point lost interest in people speaking out for legitimacyi can sense that they too are hiding something undesirable behind it all
>>219954325Nah, it's just classic Bystander effect
Literally me ;_;
I haven't applied for a job for a month now. Employers are probably still picky as sin for a menial tedious slave job for 300 pesos per day.
>>219960158Maximum vitamin D production for the next month, prepare your umbrella and sunscreen if your Fitzpatrick scale is I-II
>>219963544Betawi is the last evolution, combining all ethnic groups around Indonesia from jawak, sundal, cinak etc
>>219976044Why are chinks often depicted as having yellow skin while their skin is I-II type according to Fitzpatrick scale?
>>219963601Here in the Philippines you'll be branded as a communist if you want better governance. The average filipino can't tell apart that more government control =/= communism. They think more shithole businesses with no permits will make us richer, unironically.
>>219977642Same thing here, communism is just a word for anything we don't like
>>219977618she's from makasar doe
>>219977686>makassarSame thing with Jakarta, Palembang, Bangka Belitung, Surabaya and etc. So why? Did the Chinese there intermix with the Portuguese?
>>219977722>Chinese there intermix with the PortugueseThat's batam doe, been there
cmon
FUCK IT
baru/bago>>219977836>>219977836>>219977836
bump it
NOW
bake it
masuk/pasok>>219977836>>219977836>>219977836
