edition
need a horror game to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWTqTHJFqN0
Sir Joss Whedon
abls dont want to accept this
Wish my gf had unreasonably and unrealistically large breasts for her slender frame
Hannah Spencer is a cute! A CUTE!
sir brother nathaniel
Fucked up my 50mg Sildenafil plans lads.First 2 attempts didn't do much at all. The plan was to nofap for a week and then take one tonight to see if it sorked any better. But I shagged the missus this morning so I think I'll have to nofap for another week and try then
>>219966826passes less than some trannards
anyone been to clarkson's pub
Sir Aaron Wan-Bissaka, MBE
>>219966826rotten commie hag
>>219966849no i go to the pub down the road not some random pub a hundred miles away
>>>/wsg/6077622
>>219966846weird, i tried 50mg Sildenafil today for the first timegave me a solid erection and took ages to go flaccid
>>219966849no but would like to visit in the future xx
what did gerry mean by this
>>219966893going out on a limb and saying this might be single worst thread on 4chan right now/d/ included
Fucking bitch.
>>219966899I don't know why it hasn't worked for me so far. I can get an erection but it's no different to any other time I want a wank or a shag. I don't feel any difference.
>>219966804my malt recs
step into the light rorke
*turns your poo green*luck o' the irish
>>219966931If England beat France in the rugby then Ireland win.
might play some deadlock might play some re9might poo
collecting farts in a barrel and selling it to ed miliband for 250 quid
*gringle gringle*
>Wealthy Britons fleeing Gulf avoid returning to UK over tax hit>Prefer to risk dying than pay a bit of tax
Sir Kharg Island
Rupert Lowe will save us.
sir kid noncer
People seem to have forgotten the reason our navy was busy is because our carrier group was preparing to go north. To the arctic as a message to trump who threatened to annex Greenland.
Mad how in 2011 I was a teenager playing Conquest on Kharg Island on Battlefield 3, and now 15 years later I'm still in the same smelly bedroom watching the USA attack it for real.
>>219967051How?
>>219967060
>>219966982i meant to thank you for your comment last thread. saved, thanks!
>>219967060for some reason mousey spergerd out about this yesterday
The talk of the troon are the brit boys in maroon
is this worth a banter watch or is it entirely amazon slop?
>>219967115welcome lad enjoy that lovely balvenie
what's your favourite pokemon
>>219966802Er right.That's the motivation for the BIG cans trip sorted.>but Canslad she's only f-Only fucking inspiring me to get the BIG cans she is
think i've got ancestral memoriesrandom feelings and unexplainable connections to certain places
>>219967165been told it isn't even funny bad and it's just an hour of ice cube looking at a computer screen
>>219967189cyndaquil
>>219967165why would you watch this when you could watch a youtuber making fun of it
>>219967109Yeah but she'll never experience the joys of Microsoft Excel
>>219967189Metagross
>>219967109>>219967227how much bbc do you reckon she's taken?
>>219967190wtf
*enters thr-
>>219967189pikachu
>>219967189Greninja
first saturday night off the booze in recent memoryngl wish i was on it
>>219967109She's a prostitute surely
anyone else watching the footy?
>>219967189the cat with a brooklyn accent that’s obsessed with money
>>219967258Triple digits god willing
need them to invent digitized consciousness so i can become a machine man
>>219967282yuh, hearts vs killie
>>219967189Torterra
>>219967281Rich parents
Hey guys I'm a spurs fan will you all please pray for man city
Just had a shower and I'm in my pyjamas
Sir Ash Ketchum
having a daughter is horrifying
If I could name the most beautiful song title of all time, then that would have to be 'The Song Of Wandering Aengus', hands down
AI generating content
Quiet here these days
>>219967342if i have kids they're going to a religious school
>>219967361Football's on
>>219967299you already have immaterial consciousness granted by God
>>219967366religious brainwashing cannot overcome female biological nature
>>219967366That’s the worst thing you can do. The most annoying atheists I know went to Catholic school
>>219967391no but school pressure can you have them socialise within the church and what not
>>219967342I sometimes wonder if the parents of the escort I see know what she does.I assume not. So what does she tell them she does?
>>219967337what kind of pyjamas do you have
>>219967427Rory the Racing Car
>>219967415you're best off paying $5k for sex selection and having all sons mate. It will become way cheaper in the next 5 years if you wait. CRISPR is the future you can make your sons chads too
>>219967427Rather not say.
not being funny but how utterly exposed has the "constitution" been by trump?like yanks are just allowing his him to crack on
mousey was rightspurs are going down
>>219967480when has mousey been saying this
>>219967427spongbob
>>219967462the jews have given the head paedo of epsteinistan free reign
>>219967496mousey was saying this before the season even started he also predicted hearts to win the scottish prem
right thats me and mousey off to the cathouse
we're all in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KXHUb0wFRE
>>219967496Mousey knows ball mate he also called Hearts winning the league months ago
antisemitism isnt fun now normies are doing it
might get a sleeping cap
might get a maccies cos i had so much fun having diarrhoea last week
what has black pussy done to rorke???
>>219967543normies aren't doing it for the right reasonsthere is nothing wrong with jews bombing muslimsthe jewish doctrines of miscegenation, homosexuality, feminism, troonism, etc are why they should be hatedget the muslims bombedget the leftists removed
Right then, it's settledthe BIG cans. the BIG fucking chicken balls and the mediocre frozen made chips from the cinese lads
>>219967562Do you hope to become a stolid German burger?
>>219967584bit of a evil cunt arent you
>>219967584good point >>219967597shut up
>London's Burning star John Alford is found dead in jail weeks after he was imprisoned for sexually abusing two young girls
>>219967584“bombing muslims” doesn’t benefit you you dumb muttistani tranny yank golem
>>219967584>the jewish doctrines of miscegenation, homosexuality, feminism, troonism, etc >get the leftists removedu are latinx iberian/italian mutt moor, real white people are naturally leftist blue labour types
>>219967624its based
>>>/gif/30394103so anyone gonna be watching brit snl or what
>>219967637what's your typical day like
>>219967615Thought all nonces get protected in prison
>>219967674only wogs
>>219967526swear half of /brit/ are from Glasgow
we at /brit/ stand firmly with the citizens of Israel
why are you not out at the pub chasing slags
is 1998 consider millennial?
The escort I see likes Taylor Swift and Sylvia PlathReckon she's a headcase or is that just normal for a woman now?
evil cunts be like yeah lets bomb all brown people people fuck the consequences or the evil being committed
Why are they so fond of calling men 'sweet'eart' and 'sunshine'?
>>219967615This bloke was genuinely a big star back in the day, London's Burning was huge
We here at /brit/ congratulate General Secretary of the CPC Xi Jinping on his 13th anniversay of assuming office AND celebrate the American festival "Pi Day".
>>219967722i like sylvia path and taylor swift and i'm not even a womanmaybe she's just more enlightened than you are
>>219967724
>>219967720Zillennial
>>219967717We are mate, this is our live stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgnhNPKNV7A
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773026737991881.webmthose wacky japs
>>21996772096-99 is zoolenial>t. 98
Why don't city want to win the league this year then
mad how america and europe have blown up half the middle east and yet we call muzzies terrorists and bombers lol
>>219967747>like sylvia path and taylor swift and i'm not even a womanHow very gay
>>219967779they did pearl harbour you mong
I am poolennial
>>219967776pep has a bet on the arsenal to win it
daily leftypol melty
>>219967776Pep's fine with just relegating Spurs and guaranteeing 6 extra points a year
>>219967766ehm... i though u were under...like 50yo?
>>219967776just bored of winning everything
weird polish girl at work has a peng arse but she's really weird and can't stop talking once she starts
hourly gingerpaedo melty
>>219967766>Amy Winehouse karaokekino
My hands smell of coriander
>>219967815shag her. now.
if you dont like sylvia plath you basically just have shit taste and thats thatwhich i guess is fine like all power to you but like i'm not going respect your opinion
I can't stop trumping lol x
pizza for din dins
>sylvia plathsign of low IQ
>>219967818gingernonce is having a melty during your melty
>>219967779why do you love the terrorist funding iranian regime so muchneed the british FBI to keep an eye on you
>>219967838you do the best trumps, believe me, the best
>>219967826do they taste like soap
>>219967855I dare you to read a longform poem by Ted Hughes, I double dare you mothafucker!
i don’t read books written by womyn
>>219967851eat a bullet insteadjust like you ate your step brothers cock you fucking faggot
Kill Irish. Behead taigs. Roundhouse kick a tarrier into the concrete. Slam dunk a fenian baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy taigs. Defecate on a taig's potato bog. Launch bogtrotters into the sun. Stir fry republicans in a wok. Toss taigs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a taig's car bomb. Judo throw micks into a wood chipper. Twist taigs heads off. Report taigs to the UDA. Karate chop potatoniggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant catholic fenians. Strip goaled fenian of their political prisoner status. Crush fenians in the trash compactor. Liquefy fenians in a vat of acid. Smear shit over terrorist fenians. Dissect taigs. Exterminate taigs in the gas chamber. Stomp taig skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate micks in the oven. Lobotomize taigs. Mandatory abortions for catholics. Grind potatonigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown taigs in bog juice. Vaporize fenians with a ray gun. Kick old taigs down the stairs. Feed taigs to alligators. Slice Irishmen with a katana.
>>219967863america, saudi and israel are the ones who fund terrorists
Raped
andy sixx's steamy log for supper
>>219967837Why's that then?Her husband Ted Hughes mogged her
>>219967889he's a fag that lives for attention like this btw
would love a cheeky late west ham goal to really put the pressure on spurs
>>219967913based
>>219967957not gonna happen
>>219967973>the hitler tache pubeshowling
>>219967973thank god for that string or this would be nsfw
A cute black girl took a shit on my cock, all because I found out she took a shit in her shower and mushed it down the drain. That led to conversation about why she would do that, and her saying it's not a big deal and I didn't judge was just curious. Yada yada yada, we hooked up again and I asked her to shit on me. She took a swirly shit on my cock, took the condom off and sucked my cock even though it still faintly smelled like her poop.Next time we hook up I'll record for you guys. I love black girls.
just e-jac'd
for sale: chastity cage, never worn
Who's your favourite poet then lads?
>>219967889>>219967947you still live with your parents, btwpipe down kiddo, its past your bedtime
>>219967924Are you the one who spams /b/ with that shite?
>>219968024rabbie burns
socialize the costsprivatize the profits
>>219968024Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!It isn't fit for humans now,There isn't grass to graze a cow.Swarm over, Death!
watching only fools and horsess03e01 grandad is poorlymakes me think of my old grandad ill miss him when he is gone
>>219968034
>>219968024Miss Joan Hunter Dunn, Miss Joan Hunter Dunn,Furnished and burnished by the Aldershot sun
>>219968023fucking UM!!!!!
Sir Ruhollah KhomeiniSir Ali Khamenei
>>219968065scream
hey peng ting d'ya wanna come to ma gaff
>>219968065
are spurs going down?
>>219968064Both my grandfathers died by the time I was 10 :(
>>219968068Cockney singers, cockney shooters,Murray Poshes, Lupin Pooters,Long in Kelsal Green and Highgate silent under soot and stone.
>>219968133their run in is sort of easy but idk
>>219968024Thomas Traherne
>>219968024nietsche
Nietzsche speaks of this
>>219968065What do we reckon? 47% chance for Carolina. Shall we put a bit of money on the game?
>still 2 weeks until the clocks changeget fuckedI want my 8pm sunsets back
cried so much last night
>>219968136how do you know about john betjeman?
>>219968024ts eliot
>>219968133yes
>>219968100CAM ON DEN, SAH JIMMY CRYSTUL, PUNT THAT ZOMBIE UPSIDE IT'S EAAAAAAD!
>>219968197no he doesn't. have you even read his work?
>>219968133depends on this game
>>219968217his TV programme from the 70's or so about disused Victorian railway lines is on Youtube!
Sunday brunch poo
>>219968216u ok umpetal?x
Uber Jeets ordered. clue lost once again x
>>219968254no
>>219968254not really
Going bed soon team lying in bed now got toil tomorrow 7:00 am to 17:00 pm once I've got my narcolepsy diagnosis I'll tell them I can't do morning shifts because of narcolepsy I struggle so much with them my anxiety and depression is worse I'm so tired and it's too much
>>219968262If by clue lost you mean that the diet is ruined, remember that the key to a successful diet is not to let these slip ups ruin the diet. Have your takeaway, enjoy it, try not to feel guilt, then carry on afterwards.
>>219968210Hate it because I always take dogberg for late walks and prefer it when it's dark outside (non nefarious reasons)
>>219968240No, have you?
>>219968317stfu nobody cares >>>/britfeel/
>>219968325No.
>>219968317Genuinely reckon a good shag will sort you out, love x
jelqingkegelsviagrazincNoFap Get fucking COCKMAXXED
>>219968320i mean clue lost in that they hike up the price of all their items, then charge you £2.50 delivery fee and another £2.00 that they just call "fees". yet i bought it anyways
Hate the 'have you read Nietzsche' 'no, have you' meme.Just a celebration of illiteracy. You should feel shame if you're not literate.
>>219968355bizarre
>>219968135Sorry to hear that. My grandad is probably my closest relation, as well as my younger brother. My other grandad died in 1999, I was only 7. I wish id gotten time to get to know him better. By all account he was a great man. I miss my gran who died in 2021. My living grandads wife, my nan Jean died in 2000. I recall her fondly from when I was a kid but I rarely hear a nice word spoken about her. Quite an unpleasant woman by most accounts.
>>219968370Have you ever read a book?
>>219968370not illiterate just dont have the attention span for books anymore
>>219968365Okay, well hopefully my comment helped a fatty lurking the thread anyway.
>>219968370i have not read Nietzsche
>>219968370i've read all of his works and just turned into a miserable chudcel virgin freak. thank god i stopped reading
>>219968370i read lots of books but why the fuck would i read that incel rubbish
>>219968245Good lad. I should rewatch them videos.
>>219968413at least you didn't read all of Thomas Hardy, cause then you'd likely be dead in tragic circumstances!
>>219968370Midwit
Ugh I have to go for a run tomorrow morning kill me
I need to feel marlboro cigs in my lungs
>>219968427*those videos
>>219968435i avoid 19th century british literature like the plague
Balding, farting, gaming, masturbating, and posting in my smelly childhood bedroom.
Woman I met at a black metal concert who is full of tattoos and a bit rough and kind of scary is texting me all the time lads. What do?She's fit, but I definitely get bad vibes from her. Think I might end up sacrificed or something haha.
>>219968454*them there videos
>>219968354you're forgetting bromaine (pineapples) so your cum tastes good
Managed to bunk off work the past two days and will do the same again tomorrow lmao
>>219968469Pop a Viagra and shag her
If you think that that comment was in anyway indicating that reading Nietzsche was a necessity then you're just proving your own illiteracy.
>>219968469shag her then ghost her
>>219968469tell her you think Varg Vikernes is really cool and you agree with his worldview, but you think his music is terrible
>>219968370parasite (he wants to bait you into talking about fucking your own mum)>>219968426fake canada (parasite on a vpn)
“Two men went up into the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other men, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even like this tax collector.I fast twice a week, I give tithes of all that I get.’But the tax collector, standing far off, would not even lift up his eyes to heaven, but beat his breast, saying, ‘God, be merciful to me a sinner!’I tell you, this man went down to his house justified rather than the other; for every one who exalts himself will be humbled, but he who humbles himself will be exalted.”
I took 50mg Sildenafil tonight anyway at 21:35, still no effect
got a chinese in
>>219968526What the fuck are you babbling on about?
>>219968528give me scientific proof of zat
Absolutely screaming at all those Paddies that thought they won the 6 nations lmao
>>219968541> for every one who exalts himself will be humbled, but he who humbles himself will be exaltedpowerful
Cracked open the first BIG can
>>219968566yes canslad
>>219968561LOL
Staff at Greggs assume they're better than me even though I get paid for and my employer isn't going to go bankrupt LMAO
Mousey uses parasite as an insult because parasites are known to harm and even kill horses which makes him sad because he can't fuck them anymore
>>219968587I thought you worked at Greggs
listening to that great feminist band of British musical tradition, The Raincoats
Goodnight to all members of my team
MISSING: white, male footballer. Plays for Man City. He’s 25 yrs old, 5’7” and 139 lbs. His name is Phillip Walter Foden but goes by Phil.Have you seen him?
>>219968526
>>219968539Prawn crackers?
>>219968587I've got a really well paying job (7 figures) that normies wouldn't in a million years think is the case. I love walking around being smug because I know I am better than most.
>>219968587you put things on shelves for a living
>>219968589I remember he called me the parasite once after I wasn't talking about him, nor to him, to someone else. Wasn't 'polshit' either. Watered the meaning down a fair bit in my eyes.
>>219968603he worked at greggs but he got sacked for trying to slit his throat smoove open with a bread knife in the break roomhence "sacked tranny"
might watch a freemans mind or twenty
>>219968647Just saw him on his way to Soho after the West Ham embarrassment
>>219968656Yeah 7 figures £24000.00
Whatever happened to Axelle Despiegelaere?
>homer bimpson
>>219968652unfortunately not
>>219968647kek it happened again
>>219968682the fucking dumb retard ASSHOLE traded his machinima movie concept for a communist campaign about keeping multiplayer games online that no one cares about! May black mold take him!
>>219968669Nigga has a more complicated lore than a JRR Tolkien novel
i act hard and aloof but on the inside, i'm hurting.
Whenever my Dad becomes aware of the presence of a gay/effeminate man whether on a video or irl he says in a funny higher pitched Irish accent 'he's a little gay fella!'. Without fail and I always lol.
>>219968710Semen yoWalter white yo
>>219968721Funny how he always seems to say it around you
reading any kind of continental philosophy post-nietzche would be pretty pointless without at least some understanding of neitzche’s ideas because all of them have to position themselves in relation to him in some way
>>219968736/pol/ is down the hall and to the left m8
>>219968736Yes, England is a dead country where nobody is happy, nobody celebrates anything or shares any sense of identity with the rest of the nation, and the ancient institutions that might've offered some chance of patriotic restoration have been whittled away
>>219968705
>>219968739So you're saying that being gay is bad? Interesting angle.
supermarkets only employ brainless golems who they know are going to be content stacking shelves and cleaning up in aisle 4 for the next twenty years of their lives. so don't feel bad for them. really.
it feels like sunday i hate that
>>219968755woops sorry this place is practically identical to /pol/
Me? Love being passive aggressive to retail workers knowing they can't answer back lmao
ignore him (sacked tranny)don’t reply to him (sacked tranny)
>>219968820All fun and games until they do answer back.
>>219968800just imagine 90s Morrissey singing>oh it feels like sundaaay>and you're a boy>who is ambiguously gaaaay
Turns out I was right
i don't care about you
>>219968888
>>219968839what. i thought it went coooome coooome nuclear boooooomb
might clean that pan in the sink or just leave it to rot like the grubby little goblin i fear i have become
it's just sad
evens i put money on carolina
posting selfies are we
got the sad music on and being sad alone in my room
think I got planter fascitis
just found out that there are gails INSIDE waitrosesour society has reached degeneracy unparalleled since Roman times
the fascist gardener
>>219968965I got fascitis of the bootI hear it results in upside down evisceration
necrotising fasciitis?
maybe I should write lyrics for Steely Dan because my sense of humour is just that obscure
>>219968797what about delivery drivers?
>>219968983>upside down eviscerationthis happened to me. right pain in the arse it was
>>219968961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic_KKMSfufA
Hes dead
make the new rorke
>>219969136shan't
>>219969158>>219969158>>219969158
>>219968534sildenafil only works when you are aroused.
