Highguard edition
saar I am heer vith ur delivery
any scottish "people" here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVCUAXOBF7w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKKvt8W0zXg
>>219973731>>219973762ENOUGH WITH THE YOUTUBESPAM
that's judith done
>>219973778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcPzoWk6mmg
is it true that british people literally pull out the ice out of their drinks with their hands
How effective would Indian farts be as a chemical weapon
>>219973820>Stop talking shit please, I'm begging you. Go to any of the Celtic parts of Britain and you'll see pale person after pale person. Your /pol/ regurgitations are just tedious at this point.Celts are brown. They are noticeably darker-skinned and darker-haired than the average Englishman. Also, you have to be Germanic to be White. The English are the only Germanic peoples still resident on these isles.
morning lads, any plans for today?
Probably one stonehenge kind of hippy chick saw 1 white man autist and said shit he's kind of cute and her friend said oh you can do better than that one sugar, and then she said no I think he kind of cute and then birthed the Germanic race and doomed the entire planet
I'd pick the corn out of Emma Watson's poo.
>>219973853Horsebjorg status?
good morning i hate women
in a steaming mood, going to commit emotional terrorism against gfstein
>>219973911Why are you gay?
>>219973853no im very ill
just woke up still drink help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pQ5aj6vx8
think there's something romantic about being an alcoholic
>>219973937dr. bruce recommends immediate suicide
>>219973925good lad
>>219973925How big are her boobs?
got my beeriod aint i
>>219973925>t. Muhammad Bin-Faisal Al-Islam
rorke saved money on moneysupermarket and now he feels epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
>>219973950nothing sexier than dying of liver disease while shivering on the floor covered in your own vomit
well said tonyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773554413693542.mp4
I'm an alcohol
>>219974040im a slug
Hmm maybe calling them wheelie bins does sound very unserious after all
>>219974040>>219974025>>219973937You aren't allowed to drink alcohol, guys.It's haram. Cmon guys. Keir Starmer says no. Islamophobic behaviours like this just aren't allowed in 2026 Britain. That's divisive.
When it comes to Germanics, I'd say Dutch, Swedish, Norwegians, Danes and Icelanders get a pass. The rest of them though, I'm not so sure.
it’s over for me lads, i looked back in anger
>>219974069don't care about your grindr preferences gay ass nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEMm7gxBYSc
>>219974069what about the germans they're the original
>>219974069silence fuentoid
>>219974062drinking alcohol isn't islamophobic
>>219974060>body?
>>219974091Yes it is, chud. Don't drink alcohol. Don't eat pork. Don't draw. Don't listen to music. If you do any of these things, you are a fucking racist Islamophobe bigot. Supreme Leader Starmer and the Labour Party of Great Britain says so.
got the sausages on
>>219974122starmer hasn't ever said this and if he did he would be wrongnon muslims drinking alcohol and eating pork is not islamophobic and no muslims think it isdunno i think you might just be stupid and racist
will cook up some bacon with the tunes blasting, having a cheeky morning can, and drawing a smile with the complimentary eggs
feeling genocidal#just_Anglo_things
>>219974084Oh yeah, Germans for sure. Not the rest though. Unless Flemish count or something.
it's honestly mental that muslims don't listen to music, what an evil retarded religion
why must my web browser always be updated?
>>219974173music, yeah, is like, haram, you get me?
>>219974173iirc it pertains to mainly melodies and the like, a little ol bongo man is fine bopping away but a real song is haram because it might inspire you to dance which is lust-provoking or some such nonsense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij0LZWTPvPU
noticed that women tend to age better if they get slightly fatter as they age
>>219974208
GoycattleZOGfeedGoyslopZOGserfZOGchowZOGged
>>219974228all down me gullet
showertoil loomsthen i think i'll have a lemsip
>>219973911a god among men
1 hour and 22 minutes - Japan disables the entire US Navy.
ummm so I didn’t go for a run…
Day 16 of the 48-hour Operation Epic Jewry.
fuck gonna have to start taking the train ladbergs. ol' diesel is at $2.70 a litre. it's over. my driving days have fallen
why didn't they just flood iran full of immigrants, GMO food and gay porn then swoop in and finish them off in a few decades
>>219973648>>219973681he's so pathetichis gay lover's stupid game is coming to Steam this week too
>>219974287Get a bicycle while you can lad
>>219974287get yourself a little electric fella
>>219974312>>219974317my work is an hour and 15 minute drive away...
the “ai revolution” shite is slowly turning me into a luddite
>>219974325its vile, it truly isai ''''''''''art'''''''''' is excrement
>>219974322Is it in the outback?
Me n the missus
might have a pear for breakfast
Board the platforms!
>>219974347a succulent chopped pear
Cargo shorts: onWhite socks: onBlack sneakers: onDirty BO shirt: onYep, it's incel walk time
mother's day luncheon later. Cannot be arsed. Just want to spend my Sunday at home doing nothing.
>>219974387what if it rains
>>219974405miserable twat. she'll be happy to see you.
>>219974376Clean that table fella
>>219974325Not sure how it's going to shake out when the powers that be realize they don't need 2/3s of the people who exist currently to exist. Unless the machines need us for our consciousness. No artificial consciousness, need us to be the network's eyes and subconscious and sex drive. Need trillions of us, will keep us placated in the porn matrix.
Lemme be real hereYou may have ONE and ONLY EVER one of these two options1. A capitalist economy based on infinite growth at all cost which is limiting how many kids people can have because they literally cannot afford it.2. Zero immigrantsIf you want option two, you have to abandon capitalism, simple as that.
>>219974499make the argument
for England, George?No...for me
screaming and chucking my poo about
Sir Mothering Sunday
>>219974499the free market existed prior to mass immigration mongo
Sickle Cell’s scary innit
catberge on a fucking mad one
>>219974604literally a black person disease; a specific adaptation in blacks designed to help prevent them dying from malaria in Africa
>>219974458well if we get some degree of choice, it's fineyou get to choose to stop consuming tons of sugar even when you're surrounded by millions of sugar guzzlerswe could also just be genocided
do people actually drink pumpkin juice?
scream
Hate how I have to eat chicken breast everyday because I go to the gym
>>219974651i eat chicken thighs
>>219974665love both breasts and thighsI also like chicken haha x
it is 7:15am. I have my bum out.
>>219974604Only In England it seems
>>219974708its 315 and i have my fanny out
>>219974704wahey aha x
>>219974604I'm nooooticing...
>>219974604whats the comparitor genetic condition
tried to play assassin's creed 3 again but it's impossible, there are dogs everywhere, you run down the street and they run up and bark at you, you run on the rooftops and there's extremely annoying high pitched bark ambience every 10 seconds, there are even dogs in my own estate now that I expanded it which I abolutely cannot tolerate.
>>219974745roaring
>>219974717Wales would be dark red if it were included
/brit/ meetup at salford lads club
people who get into cast iron pans are the same kind of people who post "so, i did a thing..." on social media
yank hours aren't as wrestched as usual today
>>219974604>>219974740found it>Though some white people have SCD, it predominantly affects people of African and Caribbean heritage. Today, there are more than 15,000 people living with SCD in the UK, and only five approved treatments. For context, the prescription exemption list covers genetic illnesses like cystic fibrosis, which has 10,500 patients (93 per cent of which are white) and 511 approved treatments.why would england prioritize researching a disease that affects white people instead of a disease that primarily affects people from deepest darkest africa?
>>219974767i have a cyst iron pan as i'm trying to cut my exposure to plastics
>>219974767this kind of thinking is very womanly
i've got a stinky winky
I have an all plastic pan to maximise my exposure to plasticsIt is single use and I have to buy a new stovetop every time I use one
>>219974844I DID SOME SOYENCE TO ME POHTAL GUNAND TURNED IT INTO A REAL GUN!WE'RE BOTH GONNA DIEEEEE MOHDY!
>teflon pans cause cancer bro you need to get a cast iron pan it literally only takes 2 hours of maintenance every day but it's worth it, give it like 6 months and it's almost as good as teflon bro you won't look back trust me
though I don't imagine omitting r's so as to illustrate non-rhotic British accents for comedic effect has a big following on /brit/
YEAHHH.
fantasies of beating the kids who keep wrapping the baby swings around the top bar out of reach so no one can use them
>>219974877Status: in prison for terrorism charges
>>219974877In all fairness they put the catchphrase category there and there's really nothing you could put in there that isn't gay as fuck
>>219974886>beating I would dunk them in hydrochloric acid
MORNING, LADSSEX SEX SEX
>>219974908shut up nan you dumb old crone you don't know anything about what young women today like
>>219974928good fillum was that, I thoroughly enjoyed it. double thoroughly in fact.
*stands up, shouts "KINO", turns 360 degrees and walk away*
>>219974932HAIL SATAN!
women shouldn't be allowed to breed
>Deepfakes of your dead loved ones are a booming Chinese business
>>219974938yeah me too, pleasantly surprised by it. It has a very comfy atmosphere as well.
>me on my way to toil
Might wank to Adele
any good films in the Kinodome atm?
Susan Toil
sir rosenior sucking an espresso overlooking tower bridge, plotting blueco exit
>>219974988the titfield thunderbolt
>>219974979this existentialist shit...where's the boom bang k'pow? Frank Langella running across Minas Tirith while on fire?
>Reform’s Richard Tice avoided nearly £600,000 in taxMan of the people party here to save the working class
>>219975003keep it down
>>219975010He still pays more tax in a month than you have in your entire dolescum life
makes you proud to be english
>>219975044the average high street tart is way, way, WAY fatter than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdAKzkSVVgk&list=PLPRWtKgY2MOscNtEdw9FTenwcgjvWqTQM
>>219975022
>>219975013doesn't a burning headless corpse assault him later in the same scene or sth? god, you're boring!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIzxJHUTXvg&list=OLAK5uy_lAB4MewGZ0zKMTBQhdNmqGnWdGUdf5Dyg
>>219975050great, now go and make the video game to match!
>>219975055I can't remember to be honest I think they set the wheelchair lady on fire or something.
>>219975036Never claimed a penny in my life unlike Rorke. If I were paid more I could pay more tax. Or maybe I should just go live in Dubai and claim non dom?
Lunch
the selected works of Elton John
>>219975086Elton John greatest hits
>>219975099right well I've just made that post haven't I you've stolen my post
>>219975094I'd rather listen to Robert Wyatt! Repeatedly!
strait of hormuz?more like gay of homos
>>219975114I can't forsake youOr forsqueak you
>>219974861you just wash it the same as any other pan. then dry it quickly so it doesnt rust
>>219975089i like where this is going
Haven't done acid in like 7 yearsNeed a refresher course to remind me of the reality that all things in the universe share one consciousness and of the reassurance that being dead isnt all that different to being alive
>>219975133why they hell was Alfie their larderfucking weirdo
>>219975110I typed it before you but had to wait for the cool down to post
it's a wrap for niggas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZr6-MmQDJY&list=OLAK5uy_nGqEmaemocTjSnp3Q4mlHXGujr4c3v-oA
>>219975157a likely story
>>219975141>drug severely alters the brains analytic function>wow dude everything is connected
>>219975181
>>219975181yes that is correct
>>219975177Fine I won't post AI images of Jenna Ortega again. Fuck you
>>219975191see, this is what the start of Fallout 4 should've looked like if it were handled by competent people
Like many people I thought Professor Ching Chong had one or two interesting things to say but I just listened to a full lecture and, color me surprised, he's actually a fucking moron. According to Professor Pork-fried, America is not only going to send ground troops to Iran but a draft will also be instated, sparking a civil war. I don't think I would have made a claim that stupid when I was 14 even.
>>219974376Thats not how i chop my pears
>>219974978Hes disgusting like a paki desu
consciousness is an illusionwe're just atoms floating aroudn bumping into each other
What do you reckon Rorke was thinking in that moment?
>>219975238anyone predicting the future like that is just making shit up no matter their qualificationsa prediction like that is no more valuable than your average 4chan armchair general
>'We don't need Ukraine's help' — Trump rebuffs Zelensky's drone defense offer
>>219975238I already said this about him. He makes wild suppositions and then bases his whole lecture upon that being absolute truth. Its retarded
>>219975257when i was in bangkok i was accosted by women who look like this. most of them were hookers i reckon. the thought disgusted me
>>219975257'he looks resigned to his A-cup fate'
just bought a PS2 and some games. getting back into collecting physical games because my life is so devoid of meaning that i need to consume to feel a dopamine rush
>>219975256maybe but still the question of why is there something rather than nothing is still inherently mystical even for the most secular minded person
>>219975268day 16 of the 2 day special operation
>>219975256Saying consciousness is an illusion is such a moronic self-refuting statement that only a fanatic could swallow it.
>>219975302>I le think therefore I le ambaseless unverifiable claim
Literally all my fat goes to my belly and I don't know what to do. I look like a malnourished African
>>219975302I'll give you something to swallow *grabs cock*
>>219975279Get yourself a Dreamcast
>>219975268Fair enough they've only spent 4 years mastering drone warfare
Dreamcast was so kino why didn't it succeed ree
There's this Twitch streamer called Lydia Violet and her content is utterly vapid shit but my god she's so fucking FIT
>>219975278>resigned to his A-cup fateAbsolute brutal reality of dating an Asian girl. Still worth it tbqh.
flat chests are more delicious
>>219975279Why are you putting yourself down like that? More and more people are getting into old physical video games to free themselves from enshittification and subscriptions.I've recently started my own home server and rip old blu rays and dvds
>>219975307For an Australian it is
Can I ask a few questions without anybody getting mad? >What is cronem? >What is rorke? >What is Bradley Walsh?
>>219975323never had one. i'm just getting a dopamine rush by nostalgiamaxxing and buying all the old games i had as a kid
>>219975365Bing.com not working?
>>219975355Zoomer girl at toil is so fucking fit I want to bury my face in her arse and I'd kill my mother to fuck her. But she has a flat chest and I've never been with anyone flat chested. I love to grab and suck a Cheb but what am I supposed to do with a flat chest?
>>219975341
>>219975279Ssx3 still looks fantastic
>>219975341Fake tits very off-putting
>>219975377it's all about nipple play anon
>>219975341Shes interchangeable with 100 other twitch thots
>>219975279>>219975392the ps2 predicted 2026 london
reading the SAAFE forum is funnyhilarious how much these women complain about clients
>>219975394>>219975406I'm fairly sure they're real, I'm just an absolute sucker for a slim girl with massive chebs
>>219975448
>>219975244more than one way to chop a pear as the saying goes
Doing a Sunday Morning think
>>219975465Push up bras are deceiving
>>219975481cost me an extra 5 pounds to fill up the car for a full tankwhere am I supposed to find an extra 5 pounds? It's a bloody disgrace so it is.
>>219975513wait a second, that's not Brighton & Hove!
>>219975522they only had normal unleaded at Tescos earlier, it's disgusting
Morning all Spurs are getting relegated
got the frasier on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itp9uiUkQng
gas is up to $3.60 per gallon (£0.72/L)it's not right
>>219975576tell your retard president to call off his illegal war then, or at least set up oil refineries in venezuela
>>219975576it's because you all voted for a nonce
J.K. Rowling does not like transsexuals
>>219975576your president has cost me personally US$430 so far and that's just the direct dollar amount not including shit like rising prices from tarrifs or ai and shit
>>219975576>£0.72/kek it's like double that here
At Car Boot
>>219975607always think it's mad that she's literally got a billion pounds but is sitting there in her castle everyday seething about trannies existing
>>219975629why?
>>219975629yes, take that dogshite out to tha moors!
>>219975622we should all invoice donnie dump
dont think ive ever seen this croat posting ere before. new vpn?
Government could reduce that fuel duty this minute if they wanted
>>219975654fucking mad how much we're taxed in this shithole
>>219975654Leftypol looking at that 8% as the problem
>>219975650Slovenes often get mistaken for Serbocroatians...and they often adopt their manner...not me though
i own quite a bit of oil so cant complain too much
I wish I had some barrels of oil
>>219975669only slovene i know is that fat nba player
A certain /brit/ personality is working on an alternate nettle-based fuel for cars so don't worry
Reckon I'm the only one here who actually lives in London.
>>219975711I lived in New London
>>219975706well I dissent
silly how in the matrix humans were meant to be batteries when we make fuck all energy and heat compared to what you have to put in to keep it all running. very inefficient system designed by those robots.
Was looking into getting an electric car 6 months ago but decided I just couldn't be arsed reallyregret that now don't I
>>219975727idk do you?
i should spend $40k to save $0.75 per gallon on gas
>>219975711used to but moved out to hampton court cos i like the river and the parks and that
>>219975711I was born in London but moved away 30 years ago
>>219975726The original idea was that the aliens or whatever they were would be using human brains as organic computers to solve complex mathematical problems but the writers decided the average audience would be too stupid to understand that so they went with the battery thing instead
>>219975711I used to live in London but then I moved to a different place (not London)
>>219975749ah so americans were too stupid. again.
>>219975733get a bicycle
>>219975749>>219975726the robots dont want to kill us but also keeping us free is a danger to them (and humans too) so they keep the humans in the matrix to have the best of both worlds. the battery thing is a cope for more retarded programs (their version of religion)
>>219975749and then they inserted loads of woke tranny stuff
Went to one of those meetup groups last night. 20s socialising thing in londonended up sitting in the corner by myself drinking to work up the courage to even go over to the groupby the time i did it was so drunk they were all staring at me looking scared after spilling my drink on a girl they told me to leavei woke up feeling so shit about this i drove to tesco to get more drinks despite being hungover as shit and ended up reversing into a bollard
>>219975778being in your 20's is awfulyou may think you're in your primebut really you're wracked by irrational fearsstill a child in many waysI wouldn't recommend it!President Donald J. Trump
>>219975778lol
>>219975778What a life!
>>219975778
>>219975778parklife
England is mineIt owes me a living
Morning ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwwt-4gseeQ
>>219975836why
sleep schedule on the ropes
England owes me reparations for being born in AustraliaI grew up in prison and you do nothing
The Bart Simpson project
Women literally have zero hobbies except social media and going for brunch
going to book a holiday and do my physio today
>>219975812i'm in my 30s, thought i could fit in. i could have gone to a 30s group but they tend to do non-drinking activities which i can't do because i am too anxious without alcohol
>>219975852My gf likes metal gear solid and drawing pictures and some other shite
>>219975849I CAN BARELY EVEN AFFORD MY RENTA $1.95 A CIGARETTE!
>>219975852trvke
>>219975849we gave you beaches and kangaroos and sunshine at christmas you should polish my shoes to say thank you
Men literally have zero hobbies except video games and ordering take away
>>219975852and toying with my emotions
I have a hobby but women say they don't want to hear about my wanking escapades so I have to pretend like I don't
Ultimately, "The Urn" is seen as a visual poem about the destructive and inescapable power of love and how it intertwines with suffering and mortality.
>>219975892i had a hobby but turned it into a job so now i have no hobbies
>>219975852this says more about you than womenyour mum and whatever women you're around are all dullards
>>219975894I still appreciate bourgeois culture to some extentbut really I'm disguisted by its' cruelty and worship the crushing power of American technology now
>>219975892>>219975915roastie roastiewarm and toasty
Dogbert going to the pound if he doesn’t sort himself out soon
>>219975910I seem to be escaping it just fine so far
>>219975915true tbf
>>219975919>>219975935what do you think about this piece?
>>219975846>>219975894>>219975910fuck these impressionist slop pieces. here's some real art
>>219975919>>219975935>the image is a visual metaphor for the weight of grief and the shared, inevitable journey of all humanity toward death.
>>219975946munch is expressionistimpressionism is kino
>>219975357Its not the colle ting part thats bad. Its the life devoid of meaning>>219975392Never played. But its on the list>>219975412Best game
>>219975940>waah, nazis bad!look, if there were no more Russians, Poles and Serbs, then maybe there'd be no need for skull pillars either! Maybe.
me like pretty pictures
It's Sunday so I might pull out the grill you know...
just managed to down two of these to help with the 'xietyfeeling a little bit betterhopefully i don't leave the house again because i get caught drink driving my life is literally over
gingernonce pretending he knows about art againmelty inbound
Ihope /Brit/has A LovelyDay !!
my chair creaks and groans with the effort of carrying my fat bastard arse
>>219975980got the barbeque out yesterday me
rorke.
>>219976006nice, what did you make
>>219976006Yeah we know you wouldn’t shut up about it
the only art I like is these funny laughing Chinese fellas
how come they don't sell this no moreremember drinking this shit in the park when i was younger
>>219976045got cancelled because of the name
>>219976025i was posting valuable content
new >>219976059
>>219976045are you homeless?
>>219976027that church looks like what we have here
>>219976013cute but also absolutely filthy
