Idus Martias EditioPrior : >>219949632
Good morning /med/.
>>219974780Deus meus, creatura provincialis.
>>219974370Good morning to the best general on /int/
>>219974870You are from a province too.
>>219974990Unum adhuc facinus insolentiae et te crucifigam, Ibere. Ut Romanus superbus, Latine, vel fortasse Graece, loquor, non lingua quadam barbara.
Bonġu.
>>219975120Quid est hoc poculum, nigrum ut inferos, Carthaginienses? Magia vestra hic impotens est.
>>219975120Butiful ledy open bobs i lick vagena yes love lov
>>219975120flat
https://youtu.be/rGJnjSATu50?is=vKyT2MhWLH9v-brV>>219975145Sorry, I don't speak church.>>219975150Sorry, I don't speak curry.>>219975167No, they're called 'apartments' now.
>>219975194You are attached to our electric grid so have some respect or Im gonna cut your sea cables
Bom dia.
Good morning med, Gman we won the rugby tournament
>>219975208Kek >>219975304Amazing posterior.
>>219974870Why the LARPing today? Latinxers wouldn't even say "mi Deus" as an interjection, they would say shit like "mehercule" or "mediusfidius"
>>219975535Propter emendationem filorum.Googlus Translatus o algus.>>219975304Venus.
>>219975581And again, "filorum" is genitive plural, you ought to be using "fili"
Morning med, might pull out the grill today>>219975304I like this
Good morning, sisters.Woke up around 6:30 but only got out of bed about 3 hours later. I needed that rest ig. Then again I'd rather have spent that time playing vidya ig.>>219975620For how many years did you study latin, sis?I just assume 4.>>219975304Imagine the smell.>>219976138>might pull out the grill todayDo it chef. Also post pics of the food if you end up using it.
>>219974370*dies like a worm in Maekedonia*
>>219976189Will do, I hope they have charcoal in the store, I have two half bags but cheap companies here put good coals at the top and bottom is filled with small pebbles - I hate that. Gonna go buy 20 kilos from good store sometime.
Hello frens How are you?
>>219976360Burn the coal, pay the toll
>>219976360For your ghetto workout you can just hold the 20 kg bag between your legs and do weighted dips.>>219976366>How are you?Fine ig. Going to take the bike for a ride soon.What about you?
>>219976366hello fren, got some hirino souvlaki that I'm gonna grill today, I got recommended a new store where they raise their own animalshow are you?
>>219976395It do be like that sometimes>>219976396I'd like her ghetto dips on my face If you catch my drift
>>2199761895 years, which is how long high school lasts
/med/, if you went to university, how many years total did you spend there and what is the level attained?I spent six years and a half and got a masters.
>>21997661510, master. But to be fair 4 of those it was me going out of my mind and having to bounce back to life after the Covid lockdowns. I literally lost everything and most friends + grandparents died so my parents were superstressed + we went from being rich to poor and we had to adapt. It was a real storm but I am almost out of it
>>219976615It will take me 6 years in total if I manage to graduate at the earliest chance possible (July 2027)
>>219976730Med school?
>>219976744Everyone here went to med school.
>>219975304The contrast between the hard rocks and the soft padding is pleasant to look at, would be even better to experience first hand but this is not something that can happen in this reality.>>219976615I'm not educated, I hate the academia. My wisdom drives me through a path of many pitfalls.
>>219976615it took me 7 years to get my licentiate and I'm not proud of thatmade some bad decisions getting in, switched to a less awful 4 year course and for the last two years of it I got a job because I was sick and tired of being dependent on my old folks and just enrolled partially
I'm done with Portuanon HIIT exercise, now onto some dumbbells with dips exercises>>2199766155 years + 4 months if you count the computer science I tried before giving up
>>219977469>>219977550Better late than never to change studies to something you really like. I also lost one of those six years changing masters.
>>219976615I spent 3 years changing degrees and achieving nothing, just being depressed, not meeting anyone, not even doing assignments/exams. Then I started another degree and got my bachelor's within the regular 3 years. Not proud of it but better late than never I guess.
>>219977880It was horrible, the ambiance, the dirtry building, abusive terachers, terrible other students, I left without telling anybody and never came back.
Keep seeing boomers on their way in or back to vooting
>>219978294local elections are a nothingburger and attempts at making it an indicator on the national elections are bullshit meant to make boring local affairs interesting
I'm not supposed to seethe at contemporary problems because WWII was worse, according to some oracles on TV. Stuck in traffic for an hour? Don't complain, WWII was worse.
>>219977303I didnt, I wouldnt like being a medic. Not for me I dont want to see old people dying and people suffering in general
>>219978444Seeing maimed niggas skiing makes me resize my problems
>>219978650EVERYONE went to /med/ school.
>>219977880it is honestly too much weight to put on people as stupid as 15 and 18 year olds, stupid decisions will be made
>>219978691Your problems are still problems. You don't have to be a child in an air raid shelter or a maimed person to have problems to stress over. God forbid everyone is disabled or going through a war, but just because your problems aren't as bad, that doesn't mean that you have no right to complain. My grandma, who lived through the air raids (as did my other grandparents), would still go on to complain about literally everything which were insignificant, compared to what she lived through.
>>219976615The degree I studied lasted 4 years. After that, I did an online masters degree. I didn't learn much in them taking into account that very few things are useful for the actual job.
>Man I'm going to enjoy taking the bike for a ride so muc->*this guy appears*>FACE THE WINDHow do you respond without sounding mad? Did the needful. Desu I can definitely feel that I don't skip leg days as I travelled like 80% of the road on the highest resistance level on the bike and even wanted to increase it further (which ofc I couldn't) like 3 or 4 times.Was comfy af desu.
>>219976615I spent one and a half or two years there then I dropped out.So I have no degree.
>>219976477I don't think I do.Could you tell me more about the details?>>219976528Desu I'm sure I asked you earlier and I felt like you studied it in hs, but I forgot that hs for you was 5 years and not 4.
>>219980518total cyclist death
>>219980699Mane fuck you mane.
>>219976615four and a half or five years bachelor, depending on how you count it, and this is my second year of masters. i will do about 8 years in total and i in that time i will have attained 1 bachelor and 2 master degrees. depending on how burnt out i am by the end of it i will maybe try getting into a phd program in a couple years, making it 10 or 11 years in higher education.
will go to a concert today. i usually don't interact with anyone whenever i go to one, but if i happen to do it, i will keep the spaghetti in my pockets. i will NOT act like a sperg this time, inshallah.
>>219981259Don't forget the buttplug sweetie.
>>219976615I spent 3 years there and got a BA. Technically started a Master's too, but I dropped out before it began because I ran out of money and had to move back home.
>>219980566I'll burn her coal>>219980699кo пpaйш тyкa вe мaнЯк?>>219981259Good luck fren, you can do it :)
>>219978883It's okay, I got the joke.>>219981259Make sure to bring a knuckle duster for the moshpit.
>>219981751Gemmy pic
>>2199766155 years for the bachelors and 2 for the mastersi dont think i am doing anything further than that, universities are way too corrupt in europe nowadays
>>2199766156 yearsMaster is 5 years but I did a year in-between if reorientation o algo
>>219982071I am glad to see Shrek finding better accommodation.
Just vooted for my local chudlet. He's not actually a chud but still make the local left seethe. He probably will win again by a mile.>>219976615Master too. Spent 6 years at uni. Not sure I learnt that much but I did make many lifelong friends who carried me to graduation and got me job opportunities. Networking really is key.
>>219978369I disagree. Once you get a proactive mayor, you see some great results at a local level that is quite refreshing>>219982347Actually just 5, I'm dumb.
Now that I think about it, 4chan shows a high degree of correlation between plenty of guys having undergone higher education and plenty of guys being losers, at the same timeI don't really know if there is a conclusion to be made, except that maybe university just isn't such an advantage today
>>219982507you misunderstood my post gmanall the headlines related to it online are about how this is actually a poll on Macron's presidencymaybe it's different in France but here people often vote differently in local and in national elections, it's not uncommon for independents to win or for a political party to do great in local elections and faceplant in the legislative elections in the same placejust last year around my district the socialists did really well and won key victories when they lost they were neck-and-neck with local centre-right coalitions while the far-right got <10% in the local elections, meanwhile on the national stage in the very same year the far-right became the second largest party in parliament and the centre-right coalition sent the leftoids freaks flying with a 10+ percent point advantage
>>219981899Thank you catnigga, I was already grabbing my knees and rocking back and forward bawling my eyes out.>>219982595Universities are more often than not complete shams. You learn retakes stuff that isn’t used in the real world, and the teachers keep doubling down on it because they’re outside of the real world influences, high up in their ivory towers.
>>219979048Im not saying you have to be a dont worry be happy bob marley nigger>>219978883Oh.
>>219982915Oh I see, yeah I agree, it's not indicative of much on a national scale
>>219980518>How do you respond without sounding madI pull out my flute and start playing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap_p_ER_JvE
3 weeks before first vacations of this year
>>219974780There's a Spaniard schizo who goes around saying Spain is not /med/, how do we eliminate him?
>>219983570Spain is proudly latinx, not /med/.
>>219983570>how do we eliminate him?SASO while wearing a clown costumeit's the true 47 way
Starting to get nervous about meeting all the new people tomorrow, I'm ventilating
>>219983570not him, but he kinda has a point. historically, spain has always been more aligned with germany/the low countries and france, especially so during the last 300 years for france. for that reason, we are culturally closer to france than to basically anyone else except portugal and maybe italy. moreover, the dominant spanish culture, the castilian culture, comes from northern spain so it has more in common with galician, asturian or basque culture than with catalan/valencian or eastern andalusian culture (the actually med part of spain). the former set of cultures are atlantic and they are not that similar to that of other mediterranean countries. also, the majority of our population lives either along the atlantic coast or in the interior and far away from the mediterranean sea. are we a /med/ country? yes. however, there is a gradient between italy and germany, and france and spain sit in the middle. the former closer to germany and the latter closer to italy. if you don't consider france a med country, then spain is the least med of the med countries. lastly, there is this >>219983760. spain's focus almost completely shifts away from the mediterranean the minute we find the americas, which definitely had an impact on our medness.
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>>219984653Only good thing is no cagie tomorrow and tuesday
>>219984293Who are you gonna meet Momo?
>>219984719Other people attending the same formation and also the formateur
>>219984679Next week is starting work at 5h45 and leaving at 2pm. Every single day. Fuck.
>>219981844кpaдях cнимкaтa oт OP и peших дa лъpкнa мaлкo
>>219984934I wouldn't mind considering you finish cagie at 2 PM and there's not that many people outside at 5:45
>>219983048I kmow, I just can't stand their reasoning.
>>219974370
>>219985034It’s the only good thing.No nightly gayming sessions though.
Slept for 2 hours.It's so over.
>>219985453Mid ass nap
>>219985465That's a long ass nap tho nibba.
>>219985498I napped longer than that before
>>219985539I regret it now.
>>219985573You're napping because your body needs it, maybe you're exercising too much or maybe the cagie is doing a toll on your body
I'm turning crazy trying to find a small habited island in what was US east coast of Great Lakes area. Elongated, carrot shaped, an almost historic fisherman village center, really isolated, kinda poor, and only accessible by boat. It was right wing in a blue state, I remember the Trump lawn signs. Just wanna visit it again on street view but it seems like I got mandela'd>>219984774Sounds pretty cool, I love formations like that, always better than working.
Literally found the island 1 minute after last post. After searching for an hour lol.It's Smith Island, MD. Not at all carrot shaped lolCool place but a tad grim
>>219985573See is at an opportunity to goon less you sexual deviant.>>219985752Have you tried asking some AI meme slop where it is given the description?>>219985827Grim.
>>219985827In maryland ?Chatgpt gave me beaver island
>>219985873>>219985885I should have tried ChatGPT but I got lucky without it.Also yeah Beaver Island came out but it wasn't it. I remember finding a wreck on the southern sand bank but I can't find it anymore, sand must have moved and left it deeper.I love exploring islands on Google Earth and Street View, especially isolated as you can really see the trace of time and random shit that happened decades or centuries ago.Clipperton is a good exemple. Small enough that soulful maps were made of it and crazy shit happened there too.I wish more maps mentionned "big ass rock there"
>>219985739It's probably caused by mental shit, so the cagie and the depression ig. Gymcelling has a minor effect too, but I'd say it's the other two doing most of the work.>>219985873>See is at an opportunity to goon less you sexual deviant.I'll try not gooning for some time now. Last time I coomed was either Wednesday or Tuesday. Depression helps ngl. I kinda am not feeling horny in these past few days.Would be goated if I could get my never goon character arc to 1 month.
>>219986209I didn't know about your depression, what caused it desu ?
Italoids, I was told that racism is stronger in the northFeels like it would be the contrary But maybe more incidents in the north because more foreigners
>>219986226>I didn't know about your depressionBruh. I shitpost about it almost every second day fr fr ong desu bussin' no cap desu.Idk I was always like that ig. Sometimes I'm more depressed other times I'm less depressed.Even when I was 3 and my momberg came to pick me up from kindergarten I was just sitting there alone on the stairs while everyone else was out having fun ig. I was waiting for her there alone cuz I just did not like being around other people and I was sad or something like that.It is what it is.Ofc momberg absolutely started seething at the staff for leaving a kid unsupervised and put me in another kindergarten the next day. Also I went to 2 different elementary schools and 2 different high schools because I just did not like being there.
>>219985827An apt location for a Lovecraftian story.
>>219986741Momo's dream, birds and no one else aroundIsland so no cars
>>219986806kek
>>219986806Mine too honestly.
>>219986390I didn't know about it really, hope you'll get better soon desu.>>219986741>>219986806This place looks kinda spooky
Moselle next reincarnation be likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8BCEuHzdQE>>219986945>hope you'll get better soon desu.Thanks chef.
>>219986945Yes, hence "Lovecraftian story".Catnigga, get to it.
Lazy foidslop. Rice/spinash/ricotta patties (bought) and pickled red cabbage.Ewe semolina yoghurt for dessert.8/10 for such a simple plate, will do again.>>219986741Indeed, flooded houses and filled with white trash. Works very well.>>219986806Kek
>>219987458Dis nigga built for a vegan gf
I want to eat some slop so bad bros but there's no sloppa left at home...It's joever...>>219987458Zamn
>>219987458Interesting, would like to try
I exclaimed loudly.
>>219987458"foidslop" huh. I need to update my dictionary.
>>219987675
>>219987727Something something King Arthur.
>>219987710
>>>/fit/77140610
>>219987545vgh I could do with some vegan arthoe rn
>>219988016Lol, I see.
>>219987361Lovecraft would hate him, too much Celtic bloodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bEZHVkhaAEhe HATES the Welsh
>>219987282>>219982764
>>219988219Oh, right.
>>219988413Never did cunnilingus sadly. Would like to get grool on my stache and shake my head so it flaps around like snot
>>219976615I spent 7 years for a bachelor.
>>219988016Where does The Translucent's chicken and rice factor in this?
>>219988493>Would like to get grool on my stache and shake my head so it flaps around like snot
>>219988571gymslop probably or roidslop
>>219988413Not me but he's absolutely right btw.>>219988571The chart does not take calculating macros like an autist into consideration.
>>219988413I've seen so many anons here say that if you eat pussy or ass you are gay and I don't understand where that is coming from.
>>219988898You can't be gay if it's with a woman
>>219988921That's what I said.
>>219988983I bet people who said that watch straight porn
Chud female named Lavalette leading in Toulon (Malta-pilled)Chud male named Fagaut leading in Besacon (Hungary-pilled)
>>219989262Kek
>>219989361Lavalette is rather ugly, Fagaut gives me a muscat vibe
>>219989446So, some sort 'La Valette' does exist after all.
>>219989446>Fagaut
>>219989262kek based
>>219976415>>219976396My day was fine I guess. I'm starting going to the gym again after one year. So that's something
>>219989262KekAre chuds winning more than last time?>>219989679That's nice.Just keep going even if it's boring until you build a habit out of it and then it'll be comfier.
>>219975150Many are saying this.
>>219990147>until you build a habit out of it and then it'll be comfierFor me the gym is always shit, even though I go regularly
>>219990147In 2020 they lost compared to 2014 in amount of elected pipo but won a big cityBut here they seem to progress wellThey finna get gannked in seconds roundsSome chud candidate is leading in some Moselle townHis name ? Cerveau (brain in french)Participation is down compared to 2014 but up from 2020
>>219990210Yeah but you built a habit out of it ig.Some just go for a day or two and give up. Like you could build a habit out of it in 2 or 3 weeks ig then it won't be so shit even if you don't enjoy it.You get what I'm saying, I'm retarded to put it into words.>>219990233>Cerveau>chudName checks out o algo.>>219990280So true sister.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We9-ImoZzkM
>LFI
>>219990466>we need... le more browns
>>219990375I manage to go there but it's a struggle every time for meI suppose neurodivergent folxs have an easier time at it
>>219990561>neurodivergent folxsSure.Would pull that pic of bench 1rm and average number of sexual partners where the strongest guy is an incel with his 240 kg+ or so bench out of my ass to prove my point but I don't have it.
>>219990523lowkirkeuinely you can't ever have enough BBCs
Good afternoon/evening for y'all, I slept most of the day. Yesterday I had a bad argument with my mom 'cause she was being an asshole and interrupted me while I was speaking in a call, and I ended up exhausted after the argument. At least today she wasn't mad at me, but she did end up lashing at my neighbour for throwing a party at 5 am. Kind of reasonable but she was very, very mad.>>219988921I wonder if pegging is gay if it's a woman doing it.
>>219987458Huh, that sounds quite tasty! Even though they look a bit like they're made out of dirt, I'd probably eat them lmao. Very vegan, very zesty kind of meal.Speaking of meals, my mom won a waffle-making machine at an event yesterday. I love making pancakes when I can, so I might make some waffles for me and my family soon.>>219988016Huh, so my food would enter the wifeslop category. Although I'm more of a sauteeing veggies person than cooking in the oven person.
Currently hatewatching Bbilan, thankfully Lazio is playing very well
https://youtu.be/Y7EaF9K-iFg?is=7FjnRbCbLzDZWIS-
>>219990886Mmmm <3
>>219990661Hola princesa.>I slept most of the daySame. I slept a total of 5 hours after waking up in the morning. 3 in the morning and 2 in the afternoon.>she did end up lashing at my neighbour for throwing a party at 5 am. Kind of reasonable but she was very, very mad.Her reason was legit tbf.>I wonder if pegging is gay if it's a woman doing it.Yes it is.
>>219990661hello>I wonder if pegging is gay if it's a woman doing it.Definitely >Speaking of meals, my mom won a waffle-making machine at an event yesterday. I love making pancakes when I can, so I might make some waffles for me and my family soon.Nice, waffles are better than pancakes imo
>>219991199Good day/evening Magyarino! I've been reading the thread, and I'm really sorry you've been feeling the depression more than usual. I get you, honestly. Even while being medicated I can end up feeling extremely unmotivated and like crap, tired, sleepy... Neglect my obligations...It's hard being alive sometimes, don't punish yourself for it. But if you can muster up the will to do something good for yourself, do it. Doing yourself a favor is always good for your mental health.>Her reason was legit tbf.Yeah, and I had a reason to be mad at her, seems she realized since today she's been chill as fuck with me. Hmmph.>Yes it is.I ironically never fantasized with pegging a man, it just feels... Weird, imagining it. Like I don't know if I'd be into it. Probably not.>>219991357Really? I mean, I've never made homemade waffles cause I didn't have the machine to do 'em, but now that I'll be able to, I'll try it out and see if they're tastier than pancakes. Probably more crónchý than normal pancakes.
>>219991481>Really?>Probably more crónchý than normal pancakes.Exactly, I'm a texture fag so anything that is more crispy/crunchy is superior for me. >I ironically never fantasized with pegging a man, it just feels... Weird, imagining it. Like I don't know if I'd be into it. Probably not.You will get the ick immediately if you see him in a submissive pose moaning :d
>>219991530>Exactly, I'm a texture fag so anything that is more crispy/crunchy is superior for me.Ooooh, that explains it, yeah. I don't like when things are TOO crunchy, but I also don't like mushy things. I HATE mushy things. But a crunchy pancake sounds like a dream.>if you see him in a submissive pose moaning :dI mean... If there's moans involved I'm definitely gonna feel *something*, the issue is I'd feel awkward due to the fact I'm not- I mean- I'm literally getting a plastic dick inside of the man HAHHAAHAHMy partner definitely isn't into butt stuff, like, we both aren't big fans of anal. I feel like pussies feel better in general than asses, unless you really REALLY have a loose femboy butt.
Good night med, let the adventures of Momo in Metz begin
>>219991481>It's hard being alive sometimesIt sure is.>Doing yourself a favor is always good for your mental health.I can't think of anything that I'd like to do that is not part already of my average day desu.>I ironically never fantasized with pegging a manDesu I think only a really fucking small percent of women fantasize about pegging.
>>219991644Sleep tight, sweetheart. Think about somewhere comfy so you have goated dreams.
>>219991587The thing about anal is that it's doesn't necessarily feel better but the thought that it's "wrong" and you are not supposed to do it there makes it hotter. Also some girls really like it.
>>219991686Another dogshit post from bullshitgaria
>>219991730Torna su /ita/ coglionazzo
>>219991730what's your problem exactly?
>>219991587Vgh...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SK6cvkK4c0>>219991686I never tried anal desu.I wouldn't be against putting the pp in a girl's bumhole ofc, but I just feel like there's no way it's as good as a pussy so why would I want to use her butt when I can use her snatch. I also kinda care more about twink buttholes than foid buttholes (no homo) cuz they don't have a pussy anyway.
>>219991759Asciuga la bavetta, mettiti la copertina e torna a guardare la negropalla, cerebroleso>>219991762Your dogshit posts, cant you read
/med/ is being very femdom-pilled today.
>>219991644Goodnight Momo, hope you can dream with that random island that belongs to the US that apparently wasn't carrot shaped.>>219991659>I can't think of anything that I'd like to do that is not part already of my average day desu.Hmm... Maybe spicing up the routine and doing something you're not used to doing could help? Doing something new, talking to people you've been missing, going by yourself to eat something tasty instead of eating at home... Reading a book? Playing an old game you really liked when you were younger?>Desu I think only a really fucking small percent of women fantasize about pegging.I feel like fujoshis must be REALLY into it, and I mean, I'm a fujoshi at heart, I always liked gay stuff, but... The issue is I'm not a man, I don't have a penus. It'd be awkward hearing the dude moan if I'm not feeling like- pleasure back. You know?I mean I absolutely enjoy fellatios and I love it if the man feels good cause of *me*, but the dildo ain't a part of me.>>219991730Now now, no need to be rude, ragazzo, not every post needs to have a hot black woman to be acceptable.>>219991686Absolute gem of a post ironically, 10/10, I don't like having pets around me if I'm having sex HAHAHAH. Close the door and put the lil' guys outside, c'mon nooowww.
>>219991804That's why I said it's not necessarily better but it's a mental thing. >I also kinda care more about twink buttholes than foid buttholes (no homo) cuz they don't have a pussy anyway.I don't understand this :D >>219991832You can filter my flag and never see what I post. >>219991863>Absolute gem of a post ironically, 10/10, I don't like having pets around me if I'm having sex HAHAHAH. Close the door and put the lil' guys outside, c'mon nooowww.Just thought about it because we were talking about pegging and that I said the man will lose the respect of the woman if she sees him in such a situation.
>>219991832Tua madre si pente di non aver ingoiato quella sera
>>219991860Fuck off sexhaver.This is an incel debate.>inb4 noooo you are not an incelI gained my v-card back.>>219991863>Doing something newI don't want to.>talking to people you've been missingI have not had not even a single friend in 9 years.The one person I could maybe call I'd rather not.>Reading a book?Too tired to read after wagiemaxxing.>Playing an old game you really liked when you were younger?You do NOT want me to download league trust me.Sorry for the blogpost but I wanted to prove my point.>but the dildo ain't a part of me.If you could modify your DNA with some hyena strains and grow your clit temporarily into an enormous cock, would you use it to plap twinks in their buttholes?>>219991957>That's why I said it's not necessarily better but it's a mental thing.Does it get close enough tho or is it a let down?>I don't understand this :D Bruh.I care more about cute guys' buttholes than cute girls' buttholes. Why would I care about girls' buttholes when they have a better hole right next door anyway? As for cute guys, they don't have another hole next door so it's not like I can care about their pussies which they don't have to begin with.
>>219991995Bravo ma ora vai a dormire che domani a scuola hai la lezione per bimbi speciali
>>219991804If you told me before you were a kpop fan I wouldn't have believed it, but damn, you really like kpop my guy. You have so many tastes you can share with women, you just need to find 'em frfr.also ouch my epilepsy (I don't have it but flashing lights can make me dizzy)I have the feeling that kpop groups must secretly hate eachother, I don't know why. Like there's too much competition between one another.>I just feel like there's no way it's as good as a pussy so why would I want to use her butt when I can use her snatch. I also kinda care more about twink buttholes than foid buttholesReal shit, real. And my friends tried anal sex and anal toys even, and they said it feels like shitting. I can't find the sexiness in feeling like I gotta poop lmao.>>219991860Surprisingly, Magyarino, me, and Bulgaria-kun aren't big fans of anal, in neither gender. One of the less zesty days apparently.>>219991957I don't think I'd lose respect for my partner, I mean, I love men screaming and moaning like bitches in heat, it's hot as fuck. I like gay porn too, I'm pansexual/demisexual. I like trannies, big men, lanky guys, chubby men, like, I don't feel it's bad if a man likes playing with his ass. The issue is I'd feel awkward if I had to move my hips and just... Feel nothing. kekNOW if there was something like a lovense (or however it's called) butt toy and I had to torture my partner, HeEHEeE BoYYY
>>219992060>I don't want to.It doesn't have to be the biggest thing ever! Maybe washing your teeth with your non-dominant hand (if you're ambidextrous high five brother, I kinda am!), eating something new, listening to an artist you've been curious for but never sat down to listen to... I know it's hard, but sometimes you gotta pull yourself out of the hole. Rotting in it is gonna make you feel more like crap.>I have not had not even a single friend in 9 years.WHAT ABOUT ME NIGGA I AM YOUR FRIEND, YOU'RE MY BROTHER, AND I CONSIDER YOU A FRIEND, B-BAKA *blushes*>Too tired to read after wagiemaxxing.I get it, I used to be able to read so much when I was a kid... Now I can't focus at all. Also how come you can't read books but you can read my posts? They're a whole novella at this point kek.>You do NOT want me to download league trust me.goddamnit, maybe some cool emulator games, like... Earthbound 8)>grow your clit temporarily into an enormous cock, would you use it to plap twinks in their buttholes?Honestly that'd be kind of awkward, I would probably try it, but... It's a clit, not a dick, right? It'd be extremely sensitive. My clit is so sensitive that if I rub it or have it rubbed too hard my whole body goes numb. Feels like electricity almost.
>>219992069Liking kpop comes and goes for me. I'll probably like it for some weeks now then forget about it for months ig.> have the feeling that kpop groups must secretly hate eachother, I don't know why. Like there's too much competition between one another.Yeah for sure. They are also treated like commodities and not humans by their managers so ofc they can just lose that status any moment when the manager finds a better alternative. It's really grim. I don't know well about the details but shit's fucked.>and they said it feels like shittingThat's because they did not do it properly or something. It should not feel like shitting. Not that I have first have experience but I shitposted with some anal obsessed gals on /d/.
>>219992060>Does it get close enough tho or is it a let down?It's different, although depending on the damage and if you use lube after 30 mins of pounding it might feel the same lol, but it is tighter.>Why would I care about girls' buttholes when they have a better hole right next door anyway?Because it's a hot girl lol :d >>219992069>Surprisingly, Magyarino, me, and Bulgaria-kun aren't big fans of analI am though, I think it's hot personally if the girl likes it. >The issue is I'd feel awkward if I had to move my hips and just... Feel nothing. kekYeah there is thatI mean people can do whatever they want if both people like it obviously, I wouldn't get pegged but to each their own you know.
>>219992189>eating something newOkay I'll do that on Friday.>WHAT ABOUT ME NIGGA I AM YOUR FRIENDI obviously meant irl sweetie.>Also how come you can't read books but you can read my posts?Reading something I'm going to reply to is not the same as reading a book ig. I also read wiki articles sometimes cuz they are different and I can just connect the dots together and switch between articles which again is not the same as reading a book.>My clit is so sensitive that if I rub it or have it rubbed too hard my whole body goes numbMy BBC (big brown cock) also does the same. Explains why I'm such a coomer ig. I have not gooned in 4 or 5 days tho now cuz I played so much with the cock I kinda damaged a spot fr fr. I might try to do a whole month without jerking off.>>219992251>Because it's a hot girlYeah but I'd rather care about hot girl pussy than hot girl butthole personally fr.
The Italian exchange is amusing.
>>219992343>Yeah but I'd rather care about hot girl pussy than hot girl butthole personally fr.You can care about both you know :D It's not an either or situation.
>>219992191Hmm, makes sense, I've never been the biggest fan of kpop in the history of music, I prefer jpop and vocaloid and japanese music in general. Feels like it has more individuality and is less "perfected", or less promotion-like. Like it's got more personality.Man, yesterday I took some olanzapine to calm down after my mom and I had a shouting match, and I still feel the effects a bit.>They are also treated like commodities and not humans by their managersThat's kinda why I can't get into kpop, I've seen videos of how dehumanizing their managers, trainers, and PR teams can be with them. I just feel like it's made to be attention grabbing and popular at the cost of humanity and self-expression.>Not that I have first have experience but I shitposted with some anal obsessed gals on /d/.But does it feel good for women? My friend has tried anal toys with her partner and she said it felt weird, not bad, but weird, and like pooping. I imagine femboys feel better 'cause they have a prostate, but for us women it's kind of... Meh. More psychological than physical I imagine.>>219992251>I am though, I think it's hot personally if the girl likes it.Hmm, makes sense. I'm glad my partner isn't a big fan of anal, cause some guys can be and want to end up forcing you into doing it, but if you don't like it after you tried it, it's kind of meeeeeh.>I wouldn't get pegged but to each their own you know.I wonder if I'd like it if a girl used a strap-on dildo to fuck me. I've never fucked with a girl before, the only femenine contact I had physically was hugs, a small peck on the lips, and just seeing them changing clothes frfr. Never touched another pussy that's not my own, I was a C-section kek.
>>219992368Glad you liked it habibi
>>219992343>I obviously meant irl sweetie.Internet friends are real friends too! I spend more time with you than my actual friends! ;A;>I also read wiki articles sometimes cuz they are different and I can just connect the dots together and switch between articlesOH MY GOD YOU ALSO DO THAT?! I love reading wiki articles, for real stuff, games, lore about series and shit, or sometimes I'll just watch videos about information or fun facts and then fact-check them to see if it's true.>Explains why I'm such a coomer ig.I've always wondered how it must feel to have a penus, I don't think I'd be a really big dick dude if I was born a man. Who knows. I think I'd have a good face card and good beard genes, and good hair genes, but I could be a manlet and still very autistic. Got that autistic rizz frfr.>I played so much with the cock I kinda damaged a spot fr fr.Sometimes if I don't lube myself enough or if I go too hard on myself I can end up bleeding, but like, bleeding from friction. I have ended up having sex too roughly and ended up hurting myself afterwards, hahah.Issues from having a poosi tight poosi clean poosi fresh. Poosi pretti poosi fát full of fléshhttps://youtu.be/biCNKc0UTG4>>219992368Indeed it was riveting, good ol' chap!
>>219992512>cause some guys can be and want to end up forcing you into doing itYeeah well that's not cool. Some girls do like it though and ask for it lol. Greek girls are into it more for some reason.
>>219992798>Greek girls are into it more for some reason.You dated a greek girl who was into le buttsexo?
>>219992870>"Dated" is a stretch But I've also heard from other people when I go to Greece that surprisingly a lot of girls do it.
Good night, sisters.Despite sleeping 5 hours since waking up in the morning, I'm tired.>>219992476You do not want to say such things to me and send such emojis sweetie. You are entering dangerous waters bby.>>219992512>But does it feel good for women?Yeah. Some even prefer anal over getting pp in their pussies afaik.Bit weird if you ask me but maybe it's cuz they got a lucky roll on nerve endings in their butts ig.>Internet friends are real friends too!Stop the cap sis.It's not the same.>OH MY GOD YOU ALSO DO THAT?Yeah. I do prefer reading articles over watching videos tho. I can get shit done much faster if I read rather than having to listen to someone slowly yap. If they use nice pics and nice graphs to prove their point in vids then the vids are better ofc.>Got that autistic rizz frfr.No such thing if you're a moid.Also being a manlet in latam ig is not a problem. You niggas are manlets anyway.
>>219992512>>219993138Also> it's cuz they got a lucky roll on nerve endings in their butts ig.Cuz iirc you weird ass creatures have nerve endings in your pussies that can be better stimulated via anal than via pussy. So maybe they have more sensitive nerves there than most women ig.
>>219993138Good night bbgirl
>>219992531You're more likely to hear "ħabib tiegħi" than "ħabibi" around these parts.
Tbh I don't read yapping posts