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hi umpuppies

my penis is 5 inches exactly

if all the whites move to canada/aus, then all the foreigns from there would flood britain to take up all the empty real estate, and then we could build a wall around the whole island like that freak in johnny english wanted to do, and now we've got a jeet containment zone

>>219977282
givedirectly

>>219977308
cute

>>219977308
braggart

>>219977295
We left the aussies in charge of this
I assume they converted into a white paradise.

>>219977279
Ok thanks

just a spastic mong
born and raised in south poowong
he took the vline train going anywhere

britain cries out for sausages and scrambled eggs on sourdough toast

>>219977308
same
do you suffer?

quitting alcoholstein

sick of the muck

>>219977308
what about when it gets hard?

>>219977361
I'm very skinny so it looks okay, its never been laughed at.

lowering a shopping trolley full of newborns into a deep fryer

i don't understand how to measure the penis
do you keep the ruler straight or bend it so it matches the curvature of the dick?

so do you do it from the top or bottom?
my dick is 5.5 to 6 inches depending on how i measure

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>>219977307

>>219977363
Did this 18 months ago only miss it sometimes

6.8 inches. White.

>>219977398
it doesn't magically straighten out inside a vagina, curving the ruler is kinda cheating

>>219977413
Why did you quit?

>>219977232
Throwaback to where I was a teenager and bringing a girl to my room to smoke weed but my grandma had found it so I had to call my mom to tell grandma to give it back.

>>219977398
whiteboy problems. BBC bantu badmen have to shave inches off their measurements to make it believable.

gfstein say my dick is perfect and that the big ones scare her

>>219977407
would kiss that tummy

>>219977424
ok i'm 5.75 then

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That is piss poor from Wales

>>219977448
cute x

>>219977427
was just kicking the arse out of it didnt want to do anything on my days off except for get drunk, would end up going on multiple day binges drinking a bottle of vodka a day and not really eating or sleeping properly. Still miss having a pint in a beer garden or on holiday but not much.

>>219977438
same lol. i thought there would be a weird power dynamic since hers is so much bigger than mine, but luckily shes pretty chill about it

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today i learnt that the speed limit in built up areas is 20 in wales

lmao how do you even,... i stick to 30 here and i am constantly tailgated

the size of my cock is such a moving target I couldn't possibly trust any given number

>>219977466
i think your mrs might be a bloke m8

"big" starts at 7 inches minimum btw

Aussies only have 18 days worth of petrol left before they run out lol

>>219977476
this, it depends on many things, sometimes it's small sometimes it's big

>>219977460
my dream is being able to have a pint with friends
unfortunately a single drop and i will literally drink and not eat for 3 days straight and end up in hospital

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anime

>>219977366
shes top dog

>>219977460
That's kind of why I want to quit too, drinking away weekends isn't nice

How did you manage to quit?

>>219977475
Excuae me i was shitting on wales you'll have to wait your turn

i have a medically diagnosed micropenis due to a hormone imbalance
:(

>>219977477
im straight pal, i dont date blokes

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>>219977506
manyuu

>>219977475
You only just heard? English gammons have been seething about it for some reason every since it was announced

>>219977504
stray strong lad, we believe in you

people really unironically enjoy kidulthood and adulthood yeah if you're a chav with O GCSEs above F lmao

you start learning about Medieval conflicts and find out it's just mfs shitting themselves to death everywhere and sometimes a sword battle

>>219977513
way ells lmao

mental how even if every single one of you joined together, i would still batter you like a group of unruly toddlers

>>219977504
yh same. I dont really crave it when im not drinking but if theres any alcohol in my system I will just drink and drink until im too sick to keep booze and food down.

>>219977511
Was dipping my toes in and having a few weeks of sobriety here and there for a year but was still ending up doing ket and getting steaming by myself then met my girlfriend and moved to another city got a new job etc gave me the final push to stop.

>>219977528
Why would English people care? Pretty sure it's normal Welsh people seething over this mate.

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>>219977542
>O GCSEs

why does the world hate us so much. wouldnt they still be in wooden forts shitting into buckets dying of tb and smallpox if it wasnt for our people?

>>219977559
they still refuse to talk about the meet-up where a single yank showed up and put them all "in hospital"

just imagined a yank saying "batter" out loud and instinctively swung at my screen

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Need Emma Watson to use my face as a chamber pot.

sex with the singing zombie from resident evil requiem

dont understand how gcses work. sounds like those OWL an NEWT things from hairy potter

>>219977593
because we're loathsome animals. the way we feel about jeets is the way the rest of the world feels about us (and also jeets)

>>219977564
fair. I'm gonna try AA because I can't quit by myself

>>219977542
you dont need qualifications. all you need in life is to not be shy

sir /brit/mlp/ meet-up

>>219977573
Sure “mate” even though 5 minutes ago you didn’t even know about the 20mph limit you’re now suddenly the expert. Please tell me more “mate”

>>219977573
hes desperate to get a snide condescending remark in whenever he can

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yeah i can be like the girl in jurassic park

>>219977607
That’s basically what it is.

>>219977607
how did you do on your SATs

>>219977600
do you like emma watson's accent? she sounds very posh but not in an exaggerated way. and her voice is quite pleasant too. would love to hear an audibook by her.

>>219977609
why? because of the empire or because the empire collapsed?

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https://vocaroo.com/1bEPjohjHFty
the song i posted about yesterday, roughly mixed

>>219977528
I've only just heard cos I don't give a shit about gay wales or mincey welsh gimps

>>219977600
if Emma Watson was at the Siege of Harfleur, she probably would have got dysentery

>>219977636
1540 on the SAT
36 on the ACT

>>219977633
all the "science" subreddits are basically just headlines like "science finds that conservative people are dumb"

>>219977652
strange choice of instruments

>>219977637
Yes. Especially when she’s saying filthy things like poo, farts, etc. that’s where the AI voice thing comes in. I can make Emma say anything.

20mph is fucking shit

>>219977667
@claude what does this mean

raping my own arse at 20mph

>>219977670
i mean you got kick in there

>>219977645
the colonial mindset is still firmly ingrained in the minds of some countries and those are the ones that still like us, so its not that or the fact that it collapsed. its because we are irritating cunts, and only our grimmest looking specimens and gimmicky individuals ever gain traction online so our reputation has taken even more hits than it should

PIP assessmenttoil scheduled

>>219977661
Seems like you do care buddy

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Lass behind the counter in H&B (quite cute, altish) noticed I had grown my hair out and complimented it while giggling, said it suits me and the other older co-worker said "aw". Was that flirting or just a light-hearted compliment to get my continued custom (They actually have good offers on protein powder and creatine in there)

32 year old kissless virgin for reference

>>219977652
Interesting

>>219977706
if you say so

>>219977710
blog on

>>219977710
drive forward and dont stop

>>219977710
they are mocking you retard

>>219977710
Yeah most likely.

half way through lent
only 20 more days til i can wank to trans onlyfans again

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>>219977713
i like it, will add lyrics when i’m arsed

>>219977702
so its down to bonnie blue and james corden then
>ones that still like us
who? the 4 uk countries dont even like each other or themselves

>>219977737
scream

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>20% of the country funds the rest of the country
How does this model work?

>>219977759
the ones that send us their finest delivery drivers

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>>219977120
Pic related is from a study, showing that Influenza A Virus (IAV) concentrations are higher in raw milk than in pasteurised milk.

Here's the study:

https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/acs.estlett.4c00971

corr nice fancy watch mate i almost didn't notice your 5'8 stature and receding hairline

>>219977777
leftypol assures me 5 million more bomalians will solve this

people in the countryside will say 'morning' to you when you walk past them

i was so spooked when 3 women tried to make conversation with me when i visited my mum in the countryside and went for a walk
is it just politeness? or reckon i can get a wife this way?

>>219977449
We should have a United Kingdom team. Bring together talent from all the home nations. We'd be more likely to win tournaments then.

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nigers

>>219977777
I don't get why you don't just kill old people. Their lives mostly suck anyway

>>219977817
useless post

>>219977757
sleppen sloopen woogle vanglefloofler
there's some good swedish lyrics 4u

>>219977807
deracinated paranoid leftypol experiences the culture he's worked so hard to eradicate

>>219977807
it’s what you do when out on the countryside innit

>>219977777
literally a ponzi scheme
that's why rich people are leaving the uk and going to american or australia
it's a fucking joke. i'm in the higher bracket and half my salary is going to timmy's PIP and jamal's mansion

>>219977633
Scientists aren't "authorities" though
>>219977670
>all the "science" subreddits are basically just headlines like "science finds that conservative people are dumb"
Wouldn't be a surprising finding to be fair

>>219977811
Sounds good. Woke will never allow it though.

>>219977777
80/20 is perfect actually. that's the rule for almost everything

>>219977856
spend 80% of the day drunk and 20% sober

>>219977777
now do china

>>219977825
sorry

>>219977826
bit too dutch that

I know a lot about brewing beer. I don’t know much about cheese making though.

>>219977856
your mum shags 80% of the men for 20% of the cost

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>>219977811
Fuck off

>>219977882
I'm a master cheese maker

egg

>>219977884
screech

>>219977849
>Wouldn't be a surprising finding to be fair
i actually looked into one titled something like "research finds that people with the strongest political views are also the least informed and lean to the right" but the data just showed the dunning kruger effect (known for decades) and the questions were specifically about leftist issues so that the right wing participants came out looking less informed

i'm not saying the conclusion is right or wrong but redditors will upvote bad science just because of the headline

>>219977902
of the willy variety that is

>>219977923
right well thats a man with a gay penis isnt it

>>219977923
would suck her cock

>>219977923
thats a man (good)

>>219977923
he did a big man poo that day probably

>>219977923
cwltshc

>>219977876
nice coat nigga

>>219977757
Cute kittin

>>219977951
bit early

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>>219977948
corr

It's gonna be a while before I eat anything from Satriale's

>>219977951
good scran

>>219977951
poo food

bavon egg and chips for me lunch

>>219977909
leftypol is so clever he advocates for the disposession of his own people of their homeland. that's brains that is

>>219977977
I got some hirino souvlaki I will be grilling later in the day.

>4 /k-pop/ gens up
>not a single /prod/
/mu/ is dead

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>bavon

>>219977923
gonna need a name for this one lads

>>219977876
he cosy

>>219978000
but why?

India, China and Iran have claimed Netanyahu is dead
Israel has released an AI video Netanyahu

It's likely he died in a coma in Germany

>>219977977
i spent a week in sheffield 5 years ago and the place i was staying in had a greek restaurant right next to it that i went to every day. is life in greece tolerable? can i move there and eat greek food every day for the rest of my life?

thniking about milk..

>>219978020
so i stroke my willy to videos of him stroking his willy

>>219978037
you shouldn’t do that

20g taurine, 200mg thiamine, three cups of coffee, ginseng

Feeling euphoric

>>219977998
Haven't seen a /bleep/ thread in ages :(

The name Adolf or Adolph was a very popular boy’s name amongst German speakers and those of German diaspora in the 18th, 19th, and early 20th century before falling out of favor in the 1940s for some strange reason.

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>>219977923
post the fucking source or i kill you

>>219978030
not sure

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HIGHLAND REGIMENT
BRITISH ARMY

>>219978064
Cuckold

>>219978052
take real drugs nibba that shit is all placebo it literally does nothing

faggot and cuck hour huh
that's every hour these days, and all under british flags

im horny
for porn

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>>219978030
Yeah depending where you live, I wouldn't live in Athens personally, but it's the best food imo.

mum's already eaten muesli so she doesn't want a cooked mothers day breakfast stupid bitch

wew lads

>>219978061
aussie freak i will kill you
>>219978091
looks amazing anon. might try making a few dishes on my own since im starting to get bored of the usual italian/asian stuff

>>219978091
looks delicious

watching an autistic german man build his lego ancient rome city

>>219978113
Is your name Adolf?

got a lump on my hip lads...

>>219978042
but why?

>>219978091
peng

>>219978130
its called a ww2 documentary sweetie

>>219978030
>is life in greece tolerable?
Not if you're coming from the UK and planning on making a living here. Greece is a 2nd world country so you've got to be ready for the life quality downgrade.
That being said I know several anglos and a bunch of dutch who live on the seaside permanently. The american apparently made serious bank from finance and came here in his late 40's if memory serves.

>>219978075
Not taking modafinil to hit the gym lad, that’s for finals only

>>219978140
ur pregant <3

>>219978068
Celtic supporter I take it?

>>219978157
but ive got a cock and balls

>>219978116
>>219978125
Thanks, I love cooking, Youtube is your friend when it comes to learning new recipes and I mean the long videos not shorts 15 sec recipes.

>>219978177
ur dying <3

>>219978200
diddy gooner slop

>>219978204
thats me done then

ok fine i will watch Minecraft Speedrunner VS 6 Hunters

ummypops

why should i care about little british girls getting raped when they'll grow uo to be miscegenating little rodents anyway. i personally don't give a fuck mate
*spits in your face*

>>219978200
um

>A champion English racehorse was killed and served to unwitting diners at a council-run soup kitchen, sparking public outrage.
>The four-year-old racehorse, named Smart Latch, had been retired with an injury but ended up being served at a soup kitchen.
R.I.P. Smart Latch

>>219978227
You are severely mentally ill

>>219978227
would honestly slap someone HARD who said this in my presence and I'm not playing
scum

>>219978236
>>219978241
i'd body both of you freaks on god if you stepped to me irl

just want to own a small boat by a lake where i can go fishing all day

vantablack brimstone niggercoal from the minecraft nether

>>219978227
ohhh yer 'ard

>>219978227
son

sheila dickshit

we should genocide the australians for being freaks and then tell the un that its because we're protecting abos or something

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Corr imagine sticking your tongue up her butt and tasting last night’s beef stew.

>>219978252
you wouldn't

got a few days off toil coming up
might go on an escort shagging spree

>>219978254
KTIMMERS!!

>>219978230
But this happened in Turkey

just picked a scab and ate it. bad habit.

>>219978230
I wonder if Mouse would eat horse

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Missus has dragged us to Costco

People were queuing to get in like the blobby freaks and foreigns they are

Everyone in here should be ground into a fine paste, myself included

>>219978060
@emmaswill2 on instagram

>>219978292
cute trolley riding girl

running around town kicking preggers sluts in the guts and watching their little demon hellspawns come flying out their cunts blasting off into the aether

>>219978292
> Missus has dragged us to Costco
You mean your mum.

>>219977690
https://satsuite.collegeboard.org/scores/what-scores-mean
https://www.act.org/content/act/en/products-and-services/the-act/scores/national-ranks.html

>>219978337
i look like this

>>219978327
Me mam wouldn't be arsed herself. She likes arts and crafts and pub quizzes not overconsoomption

>>219978320
you must be stopped

>>219978337
blimey

>>219978309
poocastles january signing

>>219978337
um

>>219978309
looks dirty
needs a good wash

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>>219978292

>>219978356
Sure fella

dakota johnson sex arse

bought dave the diver for my switch cos i am a manchild

>>219978370
that's what i said to yer mum after she showed me her gash

>>219977398
i measure it from the balls

>>219978309
moocat :)

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little speccy midget roid monkey
would knock him out

>>219978396
any good?

>>219978393
Can't understand why is she so stiff and bad in movies despite having a sexy voice and being very charming and playful during interviews.

why do the irish take offence at ordering an irish car bomb? didnt they do the bombing?

>>219978410
you are upset !

>>219978430
>blud thinks women are actual humans and don't deserve to be eviscerated off the face of the Earth
ngmi

>>219978410
he wud batter u m8 then his trolly goblin gf wud laff

i want to be a trolley goblin gf

>>219978451
yeah I like women

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ktim

>>219978480
shut up rodent or i'll smack you in the gobba

Repairing and cleaning my bicycle lads
Gonna be useful when petrol is £3 per litre in May

can i remove "nitrosense"

>>219978438
alri english jerry seinfeld

>>219978417
dunno yet it's on 60% downloaded

>>219978495
wanna go outside big guy?

>>219978507
should have bought an EV chud

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Well said Joanne. Iran are griffindor, the US are slytherin, Israel are death eaters

Lost interest in gaming lads :(
Bought Elden Ring months ago and it's sat on my shelf

nancy mace sex arse

>>219978535
depends if you are bigger than me or not

>>219978539
EVs are useless lumps that have no longevity.

>>219978547
I'm probably not but I'm from the Balkans.

>>219978542
she's so weird

ello moi naymes arry potta

DEH

>>219978542
rare moment between seething about trannies

>>219978542
leftists love their harry potter and their muslim regimes

>>219978584
https://vocaroo.com/19OusbBcT7dU

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>>219978588

A white woman without a mulatto son is like an angel without her wings

Spinelli sex arse

>>219978590
Leftists hate Harry Potter now because of the TQ

ze chinese fireball

youre a faggot harry

concerning boner size

How will you invest once Israel enters civil war with Netanyahu's death?

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>>219978623

BARTY CROUCH

>>219978601
screm

>>219977823
Because you will also be old

>>219978590
https://vocaroo.com/14LLjupvm3xU

very much bored of foreigners doing the exaggerated accent joke
they wouldn't find it funny if I did the exaggerated asian (yellow) accent would they

>>219978644
sc

i am adolf hitler

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>>219978636
putting all my money in orville redenbacher

>>219978655
you are ebonicsaussie

>>219978292
Get some packs of beef short ribs

>>219978647
don't get why anyone gets offended at making fun of accents. you can literally do it back

Favourite date format lads?

Between YYYY-MM-DD (2026-03-15) and DD-MMM-YYYY (15-Mar-2026) for me

>>219978647
https://vocaroo.com/11v2X8Tnb3RC

>>219978674
yes i am

>>219978690
you love your black people and their funny words

>>219978656
smart move go big or go home

quick and dirty spicy carbonara with chorizo for lunch

>>219978683
yyyy-mm-dd is the only choice

mm/dd/yyyy and dd/mm/yyyy are both retarded

sunday kitchen live fucking woke doing a Ramadan Muslim edition fucking woke

>>219978683
never been on a date me

Have a break. Have a Time Out.

>>219978725
God I hate this kiked internet

>>219978734
got any blue ribands?

>>219978707
post it

>>219978683
dd-mm-yy or dd-mm
most useful information first. everyone knows what year it is

>>219978742
but isn’t the porn biz run by jews? thought they wanted porn to be free because open degeneracy or some such

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>>219978725
>Don't worry we don't store any images or data

gurl u ackin cray cray

>>219978764
same. that's why i use mm:hh for the time. everyone know what hour it is

>>219978779
that's different

>>219978765
European porn is Aryan

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our guy won

>>219978798
dont see how

https://tboteproject.com/
Get yourselves informed

>>219978815
whos that

milly allcock sex arse

>>219978507
the weather is at least nice for it now

>>219978825
mcafee

>>219978825
>tboehlz project
its a BMWF porno isnt it?

>>219978844
Joe Biden

>>219978805
no, it’s not

new >>219978875

>>219978858
no it's an investigation into who's pushing for age verification laws

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>>219978867
wake up

>Nigel Farage pockets eye-watering sum on US trip but is snubbed by Trump

...so THAT just happened

>>219978818
you might not know what hour it is

thats it no more /brit/ this is the last one

i've been done

>>219979089
New

>>219979078
stupid yank
what were you thinking
hang your head in shame

REAL NEW
>>219979095
>>219979095
>>219979095

new >>219979101

fucks sake

>>219978725
say it aint so