trading with the maori edition
Been knackered all day. Expended too much energy yesterday.
That’s a big crawdad
>>219985982too much wanking?
sloppy job, mossad
>>219985848nah just giving them a little fry-up with garlic before going in my chili-con-carne
just shifted slighting in my seat
>>219986039
mumberg liked her flowers and chocolate and card and we had a nice lunch so now there's nothing stopping me getting pissed in my smelly incel flat
Sir Escort Hirer
>>219986056ktim
>>219986056just bought stuff yeah? didn't make anything?
just seen an American say Wrexham and Liverpool will be a rivalry if Wrexham come up next season….
right well this is the thread isn't it
>arsenal will win the league and spurs are getting relegatedutterly mental
Sunday lunch and drink vids are comfyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiHdyqAPtrc
>>219986077sisterberg made the lunch, i cannot make anything of value
>>219986006
wanted a wang chung editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoXu6QmxpJE
>>219985942Hopefully lad>>219985961But can ChatGPT do all these things? Can it organize media or music?
Nice day to hit the links
jeff gives me the heeby jeebies
>>219986106pathetic waste of skin are you?
>>219986106I believe in you, maybe a cake next time
>>219986154you seem upset!
>>219986099good ice breaker text to girls
>>219986153honored
>>219986130what no she was sat down on a regular toilet not squatting over one of those asian holes in the floor
toilfu likely has an eating disorder
>>219986191>CIA criminal referral
>>219986191mong. Trump played him like a fiddle.
>>219986102i knew who this was just from the title, he's been doing those videos for yonks
>>219986187how would you have seen her bum was she sat backwards
fact of the day: in the 1950s and 60s, northeastern China was especially poor due to the failed great leap forward and the cultural revolution plus overpopulation. however, North Korea was relatively developed and rich due to their handouts from the soviet union. Therefore, many people in Northeast China emigrated to North Korea
got any hegel memes
would you rather be a billionaire with 60 seconds to live or a millionaire with 60 years to live?
>>219986199get her to munch on your knob
>>219986233trillionaire and die immediately
>>219986233dinner with jay z
>>219986232Hegelianism has been a disaster for the human race.
>>219986232only loserz read hegel lol :p x
>>219986233rather be Chamillionaire
>>219986233I'm already the former and I say
FUCK
No deer eating Doritos
>>219986232off to /lit/ with ye
>>219986290>big merinowaheyy
>>219986290Australia continuing to be the least serious place imaginable
>>219986290pure soul
deerito
>>219986330corrrrrrrrrr
ate two packs of dried cranberries yesterday and my poo came out red
>>219986290Right I mean ours is the most iconic by far
*block's you're path*
the patpoo of shitsterby in poo york shitty
>>219986330big bollocks
>>219986280he's like me but instead of window its internet
>>219986365ok but i bet they didn't give it a mint name like Big Merino
bring back emoticons :P
>>219986365these cunts look like they should have gone extinct in the ice age
I see the truth in your lies. I see nobody by your side. But I'm with you when you're all alone. And you correct me when I'm looking wrong.
>>219986396=D
>>219986400:O
:-)
0_o
>>219986400well that's their life fucked
8=D~
>Terrified woman had knife held to her throat and dog poo forced in her mouth during campaign of horrific abuse
I leave you alone while telling the liesThat you thought was the truth while I was still by your side
>>219985966Hi
;D
>>219986450:/
>>219986459tell me lies tell me sweet little lies
clit for dinner
ᓚᘏᗢ
8=====D - - - - - 0_0
>>219986448How? You can’t go to prison at 5 years old lmao
women
ඞ
>>219986225decided it was easier to do an illustration of the scene so you can understand the anglebasically I could see half her bum from the side
>>219986448probably would be best to lie to her that she never had a brother
>>219986493catbert
>>219986522imagine the life that family is going to live now and how that kid will feel
>>219986526sus.. :S
GUYS less than one week to go until SNL UK releases!!!!!!
Would like to create something like Jurassic Park but with human ancestors like Erectus and Australopithecus instead of dinos
never tried hennesy
(◕‿◕)
<('-'<)
>>219986546I guess we have to ask where does the thigh end and where does the bum begin
>>219986524young Claudia Winkleman sex with me please
>>219986565they all look like yanks
>>219986565yeah. i can tell just by looking at that pic it's not going to be my cup of tea.
>>219985966When an american encounters a cryptid he turns it into his personality, he obsesses over proving it to people and showing scientific evidence amongst his community of believers But a mexican will just casually mention he saw a little duende and beheaded it with a machete on his tale about how he was carrying bags of cement at night.This is what is ment by "magic realism". Not magic that is realistic, but magic that casually appears in reality and is just acknowledged as part of it
been unemployed for almost a year. what excuse do i give
>>219986561shit happens innit
pizza in the oven
>>219986565and two weeks until it's over!!
>>219986546also fantastic drawing I like it a lot
rorkes little white butt
>>219986638alri papa john
>>219986627taking care of your [insert dead relative]
>>219986627you were working but you signed a strict NDA
>>219986627volunteering for the idf
>>219986597hmmmm
>>219986673Will that work for 7 years? 18-25, technically 16-25
goat in the water
we must deal with the foid question
the read
just gave my email to 4chan lol, what happens now
>>219986106sounds like a nice family all bringing their own skills to the table
>>219986627volunteering. building a business that failed (have a good story). working on an uncles construction job. tried to start an ice cream stand in patagonia. working a recently bankrupted business. selling sand to iraqis, snow to eskimos. tricking.
rorkes phat ass
>>219986711rapeape forwards it to the CIA
>>219986711
>>219986699america is almost destroyed, the world will return to normality and heal soon
>>219986214hes doing longer sunday lunch vids now with talk and music
So frustrating when you can’t get a nice doss going, can’t get womfy
>I hate showering>I'm gonna hop in and hop out on 3 minutes max>Has another 40 minute shower that combats loneliness
>>219986693I dunno, maybe just say you were self-employed, online marketing or some such
>>219986316foreign muck
>>219986768Humanity is fucked with these mongs around
i got mum some perfumesister 1 got her flowers brother took her out for lunchsister 2 did fuck all as per
>>219986711Nothing because the site is being run by pajeets
>>219986625I respect that
>>219986778Have a cold shower - 10 mins and you are ready to rock hard cock
going to drop some tactical pookes on pooran
>>219986807ever seen sister 2 chebs?
>>219986805mouseys cold sweat and pounding heart
>>219986599a question for the ages
>>219986359didnt know they did that. Was drinking beetroot juice every day last week and it was a lot of fun going to the toilet
>>219986257kek
why is the duck peeking?
>>219986821ye we used to share a room
>>219986807is sister 2 of an age where it's kind of acceptable to not get a gift or is she a full on adult and just a bitch?
>>219986565they already tried this and it was a failure
>>219986821Saw my ex gfs younger sister one time, I hope I never get dementia or alzheimer
>>219986805>WITH TROUGH-STYLE EATING
>>219986565are these people famous or working comedians/actors here? I don't recognise any of them. They don't look young so they should have pretty established careers.
>>219986877she's an adult, just a cunt
clavicular just exposed some larpmaxxed brown foid cheating on camera
>>219986876forgive my forwardness and feel free not to answer, but did you ever fuck her up the arse?
>>219986919Some do tiktok others do small standup shows
>>219986396O_o
>>219986919back right is cillian murphy from peaky blinders and 28 days later
>>219986713we all had a lovely time
Sucks when you look back on your shagging career and realise you were shit in bed
28 gays later and my arse is looking a bit undead haha x
>>219986919the fat one and the one below him with the teeth are very popular tiktok comedians. sometimes quite funny evenbut i doubt it will translate well to the dogshit SNL format
>>219986575cor would love a go on her
>>219986991wahey
>>219986982not for met. the detonator
>>219986982that's why you film it - watch it later and improve your moves
Just had a paki pizza, kebab, pakora
>>219986919I recognise literally one from taskmaster and that's it
>>219987037whats a paki pizza?
>>219986979i dont get invited to things, black sheep or just a miserable drunk neet loser, so I just get the mother popping in to make sure I haven't topped myself
made and now scranning my chili con carne :D
>>219987051
getting the feeling my life would change massively for the better if i really really really put in the effort, really buckled down and started lying my arse off about everything to everyone just nonstop constant lies
/brit/ meetup here
>>219987066lol, would eat
what a shit boring gamesend them both down
>>219987051thick crust pizza with too much cheese from a small fast food establishment run by a pakistani
might eat some spicy salty nuts
my hops
>>219987075you'd be better off telling the truth and nothing but the truth
>>219987137bizarre
>>219987095>boat peoplesounds a bit off for leftypol to say this
*whips out my spicy salty nuts*
On the pint cans of hobgoblin
pork pies are lush mooslims don't know what they're missng
>>219987137rorke asking if he substitute the bit of radiator for some screws
>>219987158It's one of them indian accounts that farms xitter for chud outrage views, probably AI video
>>219987164No toil tomorrow? x
>>219987169my gran makes them from scratch at christmasonly started doing them 3 years ago. never liked them before that
>>219987169never had that when I was over but the steak pie is one of the best things I've eaten
>>219986947scroming
fuck are you lookin at?i'll fuckin kill ya
>>219986947great post
>>219987201Only having one or two
thank you miss Anne
feeling devious as fuck might commit an act of unspeakable evil
leftypols bible
shall be getting on the cans tonight. basically if I get on them on friday or saturday I end up lazing about and doing nothing the next dayso I drink on sundays and force myself to work the next day
>>219987257i am thats rubbish
eating a sausage sandwich because the sausages need to be used
cant fucking sleep
>>219987193maybe, but leftypols are known for hating the flags of their own countries
za down the hatch
>>219986805Need Americans locked up
what actually happened to andrew tate did he get arrested by ZOG?
why do so few people seem to care about the truth people will simokly make things up to reinforce their beliefs even if they are untrue
>>219987257big, heavy tits
>>219987258brand is a chud now
>>219987302ktim and all the other bi /brit/ boys
>>219987319*simply
>>219987320can't think of anything better desu
>simokly
mouse is spazzing out a bitlike the cursor is just trembling as if someone with parkinsons is holding it, but it's on a flat surface not moving
my favourite band? simoke plan
i hate sundaysfeel extra lonely on sundays for some reason
For me? A classy small but elegant set of breasts
>>219987051"Paki" is an offensive term in the UK which means a Pakistani person. So a "paki pizza" is a pizza made by a fast food outlet which is run by people of Pakistani descent.
>>219987302i kissed a girl and i kissed a boy were both shite, shite I say
>>219987345when is he not spazzing out
>>219987374sc
Ate some garlic and cheese scones this morning and I am farting nonstop
Oscars tonight time to see all the films I never watched win the oscars I could not tell you what movie won best picture last year
>>219987095Everybody knows that the flags on lampposts are nothing to do with "patriotism" and everything to do with racism
>>219987380wasn't talking to you mate
Any of you lads got bizarre, physically impossible fetishes?
okapi rorke(rorke if he were an okapi)
>>219987388anorax
>>219987365I know what Paki is lad just didn't know if they made some kind of different pizza >>219987363that's also good but it need to come with a nice gyat
>>219987302ALL women are bisexual
>>219987405nope
>>219987358black people moved to detroit for work not their fault the factories closed is it
>>219987405having a gf
>>219987368You haven't kissed me ;)
>>219987405going to sleep with my cock inside the gfimpossible because it either gets soft and falls out or it's uncomfortable and we can't sleep or we just start fucking
giantess mostly
>>219987419lots of men are too but don't want to admit it
>>219987284>be a racist virgin>get sparked out
>>219987405cumflation
>>219987281curious filename
>>219987302
wtf how did i miss this finally a reason to start wanking to bake off again
poo
>>219987473h
>>219987450Rorke is typing...
washed my bedding so need to put it back on why is existing such hard work
>>219987440kek, it do be like that
throw foids into boiling vats of acid
>>219987464Who did you wank to on bakeoff before? Mary Berry?
anyone else get away with groping women at concerts
>>219987484just think of how comfy and lovely it will be
the sun never sets on the british empire because even god doesn't trust the british in the dark
>>219987405wank most days imagining degrading scenarios where I'm a woman
>>219987450you got a hate symbol attached to all your posts
>>219987405i have an SPH fetish and i have a 7 incher
my contempt for women is immeasurable
>>219987494she's into it too but we can never find a comfortable position to actually fall asleep in it's just bones and shit sticking into each other
patriotpatriotvampiremental... mental retardeugenicist
>>219987526prove it
>>219987502No but one time a mullato girl was deliberately pushing her ass into my hand and it was one of the softest bestest asses I've ever touched, she did it a few times despite me backing up a bit to give her space.
>>219987450who sparked you out lad
>>219987496
that's £22 down the drain on shite bets
>>219987538kys. women are angelic creatures
off to care for the horses me :p
>>219987405not physically impossible for there to be a tentacle monster which is only able to survive off cum so no
im the worlds first incel who loves and adores women im like jesus smiling on the cross while they pelt me with rocks
>>219987557nah but it's online on femdom sites somewhere
rorke losing his human rights due to being 5'8 and being reduced to a mouth and a hole with his officialk job role being 'public toilet'
>>219987572kek ok timothy
>>219987424>not their fault the factories closed is it
they say mulatto in bulgaria?
>>219987550I've tried it but my dick always slides off, I'm not really packing a hammer lel
7 inches is not a small penis
chloe zhao movies are slop
>>219987568why steal when they could just ask for donationsleftism needs to be illegal
>>219987621asian woman director movies are all slop
>>219987613yeah why? idk how else to describe her
>>219987621I watched Eternals it was shit
>>219987569what were the betsshitty bet builders i assume
>>219987622awareness. that doesnt get press
acquired a cheapo netbook from family and it has a physical "help" button that is hardcoded to launch edge to some microshit help pagestate
>>219987608what do you think the image you posted proves?
splarfed all over the logitech k120
horrifically ugly jungle asian
>>219987667You wrong.
>>219987667it proves that chimp outs caused investor panic and to move the factories away from detroit
>LIVERPOO
GET THE BRITS OUT NOW
LMAOOOOOO LIVERSHIT
>>219987678ur not wrong but thinking like this is not good for your mind
Yamgod been quiet today
>>219987694complete bullshit the industry was struggling for ages
holy scranoliten lamb skewers in a naanspafffffffff
>>219987678i actually find her cute but her movies are basic posing as profound
>>219987440I used to do that with the ex, it does kinda still plug it even when soft
got a fillum on
its raining
>>219987734would
>>219987699>>219987706Scuse me lads but im watching it on a delay.
>>219987752Which one?
>>219987752seen it its shit youre an idiot for watching that
Ever fallen asleep with your cock inside an arse?
>>219987137heston
>>219987779*raises paw*
I support the establishment of an independent, militaristic, fascistic, Scottish state
>>219987769prefer not to say
>>219987769sometimes i think about dying
>>219987694>white people and oppress and brutalise black people which is black peoples fault somehow lmaoamerican heavy industry fell apart because of globalisation and economic restructuring. not muh black people
>>219987789>militaristic, fascistic, Scottishincompatible, too whingy and drunken a people
>>219987568Would she looks right filth would
>>219987779no but that would give it more clutch, interesting
Might order a 'za for dinner
lads! the post count...
>>219987834We are stronger than you
>>219987864I'm making a new, don't panic
>>219987812nothing will ever be black people's fault anywhere on the planet :)
>>219987872Okay
>>219987884IM PANICKING
>>219987891cope
its in the fuckign red
>>219987914how's south africa doing?
(starts hyperventilating)
>>219987932fine
we don't NEED a new
>>219987952cope
>>219987967>>219987967>>219987967
>>219987974don't use mong new
>>219987838cornwall and devon are home to some of the most decrepit left wing boomers
>>219986006Whats the problem
