we do a little gambling-editionprev >>219981120
cum con sex
a rather lively sunday afternoon on /cum/
>>219986862its 10 in the morning
>>219986822i've been playing hold 'em for 15 years and never had a royal flush
I technically am up 6$ on slots cause I've only played once.
If you don't enjoy hamnet there is something wrong with you emotionally
I have a "royal flush" after having coffee with my taco bell
>>219986912Same, I did get 1 straight flush. But only once in like 11 years of playing poker.
>>219986912thats not hold 'em you dummy, its 5 card stud
>>219986905maybe if you're on the worst coast
Stop talking about politics and religion, whose your favorite Sailor Moon girl?
>>219986956BEST* Coast>>219986981jupiter, of course
>>219986981Whichever one is sluttiest
>>219986920My dad wanted to teach me that gambling was bad so when I was 15 he took me to a casino and forced me to play slots to see that they're rigged. I ended up profitting $3 and cashing out, knowing that my odds were slim, and he got so pissed that he just took it.
>>219986981sailor venus
>>219987004unfortunately for you, your mother didnt manage to make the cast
>>219986944i don't give a FUCK. i only play hold 'em.
>>219986981Mercury because I've always found short hair cute.
>>219986999checked and jupiterpilled
If i could chaaange the wooorldI would put you in my ass and you'd live there
>>219986981Call me basic but my favorite is sailor moon. She's the funniest and super cute.
>>219987024Grow up
Is sailor Moon actually worth watching
>>219987085yes, but the beginning is rough because she wins every fight with the exact same move
>>219987085if you're a 7-year-old girl in the mid-90s, yeah.
>>219987085It's not high art, it's literally a kid's show, but it's very good for a kid's anime and the music is catchy. I'd say it's about the same quality as Pokémon or Naruto.
>>219987098How many episodes until it gets good
pokémon and totoro was the only anime i watched
>>219987112Naruto is cool as fuck. They're all ninjas.
>>219987141I think it's time you change that >>219987149This poster is 12 years old
>>219987085watch utena insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OUAbdufRUs
Lil' bro is a slave kwab
>>219987175valkyrie drive mermaid is better
Sailor Mercury is very sweet
canadian twinks are like birds: delicate, soft, loves food, gentle, always bathing
Oh shit I didn't even see this one, I made a NEW cuz thought nobody else did
all 3 from the big 3 are garbage but bleach is the best one
>>219987061I would be a gundamAnd you would just live in my ass
Kino
Šta ste vrbovali Luku pa on pripada nama na exyu
>>219987271
>>219987160>This poster is 12 years oldNo i just like cool anime>>219987271My mom liked this series a lot
>>219987292Out of context
>>219987330I thought he was holding a rapier
Mike's harder lemonade lowkey slaps
>>219987330you look like that
>>219987010That's fucked up. Your dad sounds like he doesnt have chill
the one piece is real
https://youtu.be/9XKqi0HoqBI?si=YKOczZHtJdWmOKFmPosted in the wrong thread last time
farting mega poo
I've noticed a recurring theme when women get arrested for domestic battery, at first they don't believe it, but once they realize they're actually really going to jail they ALWAYS ask, "are you taking him too?" Like wtf , they never do. And what does it matter if he's going to jail? You're siltill going
tommie and shadow
Why does this anon want us to join the freemasons so bad?
>>219987792Who
>>219987784Women cannot physically abuse a manWhat an absolute bitch do you have to be to call the police on your own girl?
>>219987792he convinced me
>>219987819If she breaks your arm with a ccrowbar you better believe I'm calling the fucking cops
>>219987787hell yeah
>>219987377>picFucking based>>219987705Excellent album, I listened to it when I was a kidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJMwMCOH90w
>>219987804The one in the last thread that spent hours talking about how freemasons are actually super cool and christian
If I saw feral cats on my property I would dispatch them with my .17 HMR bolt-action rifle. Feral cats kill native birds. Can't be havin' that.
>>219987880Nobody said the freemason's are Christian
>>219987787>>219987815Based>>219987819What about stuff like pic related?
>>219987901you're just looking for an excuse to kill, you sick bastard
why do homosexuals try to say they are different from the troons when they are just as bad?
Good news, Orangeman said the US won the war, they can go home now
>>219987937amn
>>219987792satanists want people to abandon God
>>219987987He just sent marines
>>219988004You let your institution do your thinking for you Catholics don't forbid you from joining because freemason's are satanists, they forbid you because freemason's are a rival organization vying for power
>>219988004Religions are fictions, created to manipulate and exploit the powerless
>>219988004No, that's Setites. And they don't want you to abandon god, they want to tear down established convention to make room for the return of their god, Sutekh or "Set" as you know him
Whenever I think of Ancient Egypt I think of his hot it was in the desert there and I automatically think of a cold class of lemonade
The set thing is a larp, completely different entities
>>219987870Fuck it I'm listening to this album again right now
>>219987901Feral cats don't give each other collars, anon
>>219987987When did he say that
>>219988159
>>219987819>woman hits you to the point of bruising>don't hit back because she's a womanPhysical abuse
I hate nonchristians.
>>219988193I don't see "we can go home"
Haha, orange man is soooo silly
>>219988211No that's what I say
what should I goon to
>>219988234His schtick isn't endearing anymore, and I voted for him. (Still better than Kamala)
New captcha slaps
>>219988245boku no pico
>>219988253>Still better than KamalaImagine a world where there were other realistic options to vote for other than Jewish puppet A and Jewish puppet B
>>219988234Man what if he bombs toronto for fun
>>219988245Amateur lesbian 69
>>219988336libertarian party?
City folk are sitting ducks in this war shit, maybe the rural folk have it right.
>>219988344He won't, he likes King Charles too much
>>219988375who do we support in the war?
>>219988410the war against Canada? hasn't started yet
>>219988132Good lad>>219988205Why?>>219988245Consensual sex in the missionary position
>>219988410Yourselves I would hope
Remember that if Julius Caesar had not been betrayed and murdered in a most vile manner on this day 2070 years ago, he would have conquered Parthia and resolved both the Persian and Judaean problems for all time. We live with the consequences of the Senate’s great sin.
>>219987970No I just recognize them for what they are: invasive pests. Birds are ecologically important. Cats spread disease
>>219988465>implyingOnly Hadrian had the right idea. The Judeans would have never assimilated into Roman society.
Julius Caesar was ambitious
everybody STFU, Im watching anime
>>219988503Hadrian only did what he did in response to j*wish terrorists uprising and murdering the Roman Garrison in Judea
There was mass hysteria among podcasters, influencers, and general internet discourse because people saw a video of Netanyahu and are unable to count 5 fingers, thereby concluding he had been killed and replaced by AIThese are supposedly the people who are 150 IQ based "pattern recognition noticers"Unironically shut it down, we are doomed as a species
>>219988532lmao u gay
Napoleon tried to assimilate jews, he legalized them going to university
>>219988546>education is....LE BAD!
>>219988433Nonchristians embrace degenerate acts and are more likely to be faggots and troons on average
>>219988546it clearly didn't work out for him
HADRIAN IS A HEROHAIL HADRIAN!
>its the JEWS fault napoleon lost at waterloo
>>219988540what exactly are we shutting down?
He was gay, Hadrian?
christians be likesin? murder? evil? SHEESH unc, just slide me 100 slivers of gold and its all gucci!
Both Hadrian and Trajan were finooks
Something something Rothschild battle of Waterloo, I don't remember
>>219988630that's a good deal
>>>/pw/200000000
Battle of Waterloo, whatever happened there
>>219988198Just restrain her. Or are you so weak you can't do that and need to call men stronger than you to do it for you? That's pathetic
>>219988652
Epic image I took at the GDR museum in Berlin
>>219988330>>219988361>>219988433It was a rhetorical questions. I’m just going to beat my balls to sissy hypno like I always do.
>>219988705why did they bomb ur toilets? tryna turn you into jeets?
A fanook in his own legion
Me, I'm a frankist. Law exists to be transgressed it brings us closer to the divine spark
So they smoked the penjamin?
>>219988672WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE? That piece of shit Duke and his Prussian butt buddy decimated Napoleons army with no provocation whatsoever
in an alternate timeline
>>219988761Eliot and Mayli.... What could have been
>>219988787if they didn't live in globohomo clownworld...smdh
>>219988761we could have saved him
been working for 3 weeks and I already tire of itmethinks its new job time
It's 2026, there's pillow-bitwrs in the Special Forces
>>219987819> Women cannot physically abuse a manwrong
>>219987160>This poster is 12 years oldOr he's 25 and realized that the shit he thought was cool when he was 12 actually was cool. Ninjas kick ass.
Trying to soft landing a psychosis.
imagine eating this good
>>219988864
>>219988761wasn't elliot only lusting after White blonde sorority girls though? that was his issue
>some nerd starts trolling in the comments on my youtube video>google his username>find his real namehe better be real careful with his next comment or he's going to be visited by strange men from craigslist
>>219988899Invest in a camera
Wanting a sorority girl, what an idiot
>>219988939I'm sure he wouldn't have turned down a fellow hapa
>>219988941Inbred doing inbred shit to other inbreds
>>219988899AYO THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS
fixin' on smokin' this flower right here y'all
>>219988899Throw some rice into it
>>219988970I can fix her
>>219988982my net worth clears yours + I could buy your entire living lineage you pencil-necked, sexless, unsocialized freak
LOL remember how he said at night he could hear his sister getting railed in the other room, some dude was balls deep in her clunge and he had never even been kissed.
Did you hear the one about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer that come wit egg wuh.
>>219989015it's like that meme about the zoomer getting mad that his dad is cutting the grass at 10am while blasting dadrockexceptit's elliot getting mad cause he hears his sister moaning in lust and her bedframe slamming into the wall haha
mi tink mi gwan smoke pon de reefa nah
>>219989010Bitch if I stood on my money I'd kill you from the terminal velocity of my piss. Your obese ass is better suited to sucking your father's dick than posting /cum/.
What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? "Good morning, ladies"
John Maus is so hot
>>219989066>>2199890102 broke niggas fighting over a dollar
>>219989066real curious that you glossed over the sexless part
baka me posted in the wrong
The sun didn't come out
>>219989062https://youtu.be/tJllhkPqixM?si=lPVYNYPiyc3xTLGd
>>219989075Colt .45 and two zig zags. baby that's all I need
Going to fry up some fish fillers again tonight
>>219989106>>219989095Having sex with your family doesn't count you fat nigga
>>219989113gib sanna MILF mommy gf
>>219989137Fillets*
>>219989145you're white and no matter how hard you emulate them, you will never be the nigger you desperately want to be
>>219989116thoughts on the new balenciaga harry potter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtnt84CDP-s&t=293s
>>219986822thought this was the poker machine in gta san andreas for a second
>>219989151What does she do now that she's no longer a pezzonovante in the Finn government?
>>219989191shills her book and goes to UN or some kind of peace council meetings. also does cardio at the gymin VERY sexy yoga pants
>>219988989what will you do after
Bibi? Jah take him away
I just want to be a side character
just yanked out a long thick black hair from deep inside my nose, felt like it was attached to my brain
US vs Dominican Republic today, going to be a thriller
>>219989237She used to have endearing baby fat. That war will n Ukraine aged her
>>219989145Why are you typing like a nigger
>>219989274I like how she switches between cute dork and femdom queen
>>219989244
milfanon eating good today
Why is it always fine bitches who resort to Ozempic and ruin their fucking faces and venus bodies while actual fat bitches just stay fat?
https://youtu.be/fA9_gNJ4Q6Y?si=4NVHWHPIZ_rWd5UII can't stop listening to this
https://youtu.be/v8UVBgUd9GE
>>219988245The Bible
>>219989400Which part of the bible is good masturbation material?
>father asked me where he could obtain a laptop that specifically doesn't work anymore>ask him why he needs that>hesitates for a few seconds and says "I just need one"what the fuckhe has no technical or computer knowledge so he's not looking to fix one
Y'all hear Sneed is a free agent?
>>219989240playing nintendo switch. my butt gets really tingly and sensitive after I do weed so i have to take my mind off it~ ^w^
>>219989351fat bitches have more confidence
>>219989400the story with lot's daughters is bronze age stepdaughter porn
>>219989414The Apocrypha
>>219989415ask him what he mean by "doesnt work"
>>219989415He's with us, no more questions
>>219988941Post the vid
>>219989304Fuck yeah
are bathroom laws really like this in US?
>>219989415it's honestly very sad seeing your dad who raised you become effectively retarded, some of it is weaponized incompetence but it's mostly just crazy high executive dysfunction, who knows what's going on in their head.
>>219989428BIG GIRLS! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
>my butt gets really tingly and sensitive after I do weed so i have to take my mind off it~ ^w^
>>219989494
fat girls need ozempig
>>219989506Delicious slampiggies
>>219989506There are anti-tranny laws but they don't work, and unless you're an active nuisance (which was always illegal) nothing will happen if you go to the "wrong" bathroom. I live in a red state and I had a very bad stomach bug last year while I was shopping, I accidentally went into the women's bathroom because my diareha made me too hasty to look. Nothing happened to me, I just waited until it was empty and quickly changed bathrooms to wash my hands. I have nothing to worry about because who the fuck is going to call the cops on someone who literally dindu nothing?
>>219989548brother those aren't slampigs, those are men
ordered some maccy d'swill be getting high as giraffe ass before consuming
>>219989548look at dis DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
It's weird when single-occupant bathrooms (especially locking ones and portable toilets) have men's/women's signs on them
me when i see a foreign flag in /cum/
i have never used a public restroom to take a shit
>>219989548Not big enough to be slampigs
what if i tongue punched her fart box
>>219989007wanna watch gundam wing but havent even watched 007. speaking of, nice digits
>>219989575That's more for the benefit of the employees who have to clean the bathrooms. Women's bathrooms get gross at the end of the day, and men's bathrooms tend to be cleaner but when they do get messy they get VERY messy. Also, anyone who doesn't use urinals in public needs to be executed. They exist to prevent splash, and I'm tired of cleaning piss every night.
>>219989627ayo this nigga a JANNY!!!
We zoomers are going to lead the newest crusade.
>>219989627>I'm tired of cleaning piss every night.LOL clean it up wagie
20% of the way through 2026
>>219989649>We wuz crusaders n' shit!>*The Gen Z crusade is just calling black people "niggers" on the internet*
Chud dadberg is turning on Trump because of gas prices. It's over
>>219989665That's crazy dude. Can you send me some penis pics?
>>219989675>turning on TrumpWhat does Trump like sexually?
>>219989627i just want to let you know that when i visit public restrooms i intentionally piss everywhere just to make your life miserable
>>219989675Dickhead you're Canadian.
>>219989623its not like you need to, theyre all their own story
>>219989668meanwhile the millenial crusade was just poorfags crying about boomers and not doing anything about them
>>219989668Liberal hands typed this. Zoomers are bringing traditionalism back.
remember that leaf that kept posting disgusting fat bitches shaking their asses? then he got exposed for being brown and ended up raging the entire duration of the thread
>>219989686Underaged girls and Eastern European pseudo-slaves
feeling eepy
>>219989702Half your generation is trans there's nothing trad about chopping your penis off
gundam makes no sense, why is this war ship being manned by 12 year olds, that shit is retarded
The first ventriloquist to perform in front of a black audience and make the dummy talk while drinking a glass of water must have started a riot
>Zoomers are bringing traditionalism back.
>>219989718Bullshit. Every zoomer man hates troons.
Drink water throughout the day. Staying hydrated helps your kidneys filter waste, reduce strain, prevent kidney stones, and lower the risk of kidney disease. Sip often!
>>219989748>Sip often!you got it boss
brazil makes no sense, why is this country being ran by monkeys, that shit is retarded
This general is now full of liberals and lgbt. Fuck this place.
imma sip on the hennessy
>>219989767That actually dehydrates you
>>219989718>Half your generation is transand they are increasingly ostracizedlgbt support has been dropping in recent years
sippin on dennehy
picrel is the guy telling you to sip water often
Liberal Chad here
>>219989775How snowflakey do you have to be to think that THIS is unacceptably liberal
Sip'n'Grip
>>219989784dehydrate THIS*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCHHHHH*
every bookstore is closed on sundays
>Liberal Chad here
>>219989845Marxists and liberals don't like each other at all
>>219989844Have you finished all your books?
mcd's has hit the apartmentzaza has hit the lungsyeah, it's time to chillings I think
>>219989718explain why zoomer acceptance in lgbt is dropping rapidly and most zoomer men oppose gay marriage without dilating
>>219989812Why do you try to coopt terms like chuds do? It doesn't work because you still have to follow the consensus and can never go off the reservation. It just comes across as phony.
>>219989845I hate lefties though
>>219989856Damn, I care so much what libs and marxists think
monkeys work tho
>>219989868do you want me to just call you a faggot
Europeans? They are like sex toys to me now, I barely think about them and would never actually purchase one.
eatin blue takispenjamin cart is low
>>219989865
I simply wish I were an elf ranger protecting my grove and occasionally fucking magic unshaved pussy
There is literally no defense to being liberal at this point
>>219989844Go to church and read the holy writ while an annoying man talks loudly over your reading at the front of the class
>>219989886I don't understand your mindsetDon't you want to be correct about things and use insults that actually apply
>>219989910Elves are pansies, I'd rather give elf girls my human D
liberals and leftists are demons in disguise.
>>219989914didnt get us into war with Iran
>>219989897Really would rather you just stop being one irl honestly
>>219989914Liberals don't have to pretend to like pedophile politicians
>>219989938I don't see a problem with killing mudslimes>>219989954Because liberals are all pedophiles
>>219989929No, I wanna bait people on 4chan.
>>219989938I hope every jihadi in the world gets droned
>>219989958Famously non-pedophilic: Conservatives
you cannot be american and pro muslim
>>219989929He's more american than you are.
>>219989958great, so go volunteer.
>>219989954So you just genuinely kept liking the Epstein client list? Not a flex.
>>219989823I look like that. same hair and everything
>>219989978Yes? Where has Trump been pedophilic? He arrested Epstein and was disgusted by what Epstein did. There are literal proofs of liberals doing cannibalism and demonic orgies on the island.
>>219990000too bad, wagie kun is literally me
>>219989748*sips*
this is actually you guys
>>219990028>There are literal proofs of liberals doing cannibalism and demonic orgies on the island.where? not in the documents incriminating trump 1400 times, right?
playing this rn
>>219989985>Reads the constitution>Freedom of religion is literally one of the first sentences
>>219990071If it mentioned Trump, it would have mentioned Trump. What are you talking about is how liberals edited Trump in.
>>219990070actually this is me
>>219990081Nice, I hope you have fun.
>>219990100youre in luck then, because it did mention trump
>>219990033i'll fuck your tight ass then we'll see who's who
>>219990166Read it. Trump is against pedophilia and reported Epstein.
>>219990166Isn't this saying Trump wasn't into it
Dogberg explosively shit inside and now its all dirty*starts singing yeah yeah yeah yeeeaaahhh with autotune*
>>219990070i look like this
>>219990070This is what I look like
I look like this
>>219990204>read it, but ignore all the references to trump and the 4 different times the FBI interviewed herlol
>>219990251
>>219990259Now you are posting lies.
This picture is funny because it looks like he's pooping and poop is funny
>>219990259Can you link this on the actual website so I know it's not just made up
>>219990294I guess we better fire the justice department for releasing these lieshttps://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2012/EFTA02858481.pdf
>>219990204I love this pathetic MAGA cope lmao
Where do you see yourself in 5 years
either he's trolling or he's retarded either way not worth your attention
>>219990339Getting fucked in the ass by Nick Shirley
hmmm
>>219990326How is it cope? It literally happened
Trump is a pedo but so are many lib elites
>>219990108my joy cons are basically unusable because of drift. fuck everything.
>>219990339Beating up liberals and supporting the United Christian States of America. My wife will be working at the neighborhood watch reporting any liberals lgbt or communists
>>219990339sent to Guantanamo by President Vance
>>219990365what happened exactly?
>>219988193dude is on rampage
>>219990427You're next.
Trump doesn't come off as a pedo. A womanizer, sure. He fucked Stormy Daniels and more Russian hookers than Carter's has little pills. But I don't buy the "pedo" bullshit. Also 16 is legal so I don't see that as pedo. If there were actually children there that'd be another thing, but nah
>>219990442meh, I don't care
>>219990424He reported Epstein and called Ghislaine a "horrible woman" . It's literally in the Epstein files
>Also 16 is legal so I don't see that as pedo.every time
when trump decides he cant take the war farther he'll have to send out roaming gestapo squads again or people will resume talking about epstein and the fact that trump raped many little girls
Trump is just what every redblooded man does. He has also repented and is a Christian now.
>>219990339Dead
>>219990484>He has also repented and is a Christian now.
MIGRATE>>219987143
i kinda want to buy a four loco again, ese. i got a little bit of weed left. it would be a cool way to end the weekend.
>>219990476you know what else I can read in the epstein files?
>>219990511I hope you get Smallpox
>>219990287That's not right
This is Bronny James, say something nice about him
>>219990339Exactly where I was 5 years ago.
