project gf 2026 edition
>>219995020her bum is nice
Unpopular opinion: I dislike Sunday evenings due to work the following morning.
>>219994957>>219994973>>219994976>>219994986scream ktimmed at all of these
Is it normal to be so utterly disgusted with beardfags as I am? If I were in any sort of hiring role I would require all employees to be clean-shaven because >it looks better>makes you appear to at least have SOME semblance of fucking standards
Had a nice roast earlier
>>219995038int that ben shapiro
>>219995041but I look tremendously sexy with my beard
>>219995038yeh
>>219995020ktim
Chopper dyed his pubes gingerHe dyed his pubes ginger
Women do be like this haha
>>219995041don't mind them on others but on me they feel disgusting the hair has a scent that you can't wash out
>>219995041good-looking people look good with facial hairbad-looking people look bad with facial hair
>>219995038
watching a video called What's The Oldest Building In GTA 5?
>>219995073truth nuclear weapont. bad-looking person that looks good with facial hair
>>219994917https://pastebin.com/figh4Ha0
JOHNNY DAVIDSON
>>219995038Bet it stinks.
>>219995041I am bald and would look like a baby without it
>>219995088post your wizard beard
hate having a beard but also hate shaving
fucks sakes i clicked it
>>219995087that came up on my feed tooconsidered it for a moment then decided it would be very dull
>>219995038any decent films she shows it off in?
doing ktimface rn
>>219995119alas no
the bit in blazing saddles where the chinese guy faintsscream
sum ting wongwe tu loho lee fukbang ding ow
dinging my donger
got the count dankula on
They got banksy
>Conan O’Brien: “It's the first time since 2012 that there are no British actors nominated for Best Actor or Best Actress. A British spokesperson said, 'Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles.'”
I walked past a woman in the park today with what I assume were her children, so she can't have been more than 50, and I am still horrified by how she looked -- like a desiccated worker drone
reading about the american civil warvery interesting
>>219995152We arrested like 2 fall guys
>>219995152i dont get it
the worst consequence of your imperial history is that your language is thecommon language
>>219995158for whatever reason people in this country dont care for their looks at all or do but think that awful styles (orange chav girls) look goodgoing to mainland europe is blackpilling
>>219995103YOUR DOG'S GOT TITS
me btw (fun and sexy and cool)
>>219995196really hate when you do this because sometimes i'd actually like to read the picture
Imagine thinking evolution is real ladscouldnt be me
uh...reformbros?
Man who's chopping onions in here ;_;I miss my own sweet boy so much
>Poland is North Korea's #2 export partnerokay then
>>219995210Where in the Bible does it say Jesus commanded people to welcome foreigners
>>219995210what's he holding a diddy little ladder for
>>219995216never had a dog (allergies not brown) so sometimes find it quite hard to understand the bond, half of the time it just feels like people are projecting onto a creature that is biologically ingrained to want your attention and please you but its never nice to see them go
>>219995204try reading a f*cking book instead for once how about that
>>219995225so he can hang flags up on lamp posts
>>219995223It doesn’t, just a bunch of new age Hippy Christianity crap.
>>219995245fuck off you evil rat fuck retard chimp
>>219995216he spent $1500 only for the nigga to die the next day?he should sue the shit out of that vet
>>219995245strange that he posted that creepshot of that teenager that the botnet paedos kept postingcan almost guarantee he saved some of the cp they posted
>>219995257make me f*ckwit
>>219995223In Matthew Chapter 2 he flees to Egypt as a refugee because King Herod was killing every little boy in Israel because he heard the new king of the jews was born
>>219995267He flees and then he returns. Refugees≠immigrants
remember to bee yourself lads
>>219995295Scrm
They uploaded full episodes of Peep Show onto Youtube but for some reason they're censored weirdlyLike this one has the scene of Mark and Jez kissing cut but still keeps in stuff like Jez saying "tranny" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkCEm-_p7UA
Hello my name is Spencer! >and my name is Lorraine I'm Sarah! >I'm Debra!and my name is Emma!
>>219995295
chapsYour favourite cheese?I'll give you my rankings1. Feta2. Parmesan3. Manchego4. Cheddar = Red Leicester5. Gouda6. Gloucester7. Edam888. Brie999. Wensleydale1000. Stilton'ate that blue muck
>>2199953131. knob
may god have mercy on these wretched souls
>>219995313camembert
playing a bit of fc26 like a total fucking normgroid
>>219995345see that ludicrous display last night?
>>219995313mild cheddar from the co-op, when I want to treat myself :)
dettol wank looms
might get a lip piercing
Don't get why it's apparently racist to say black people are better at sports
>>219995354what was arteta thinking sending dowman on that early?
>>219995381you'll not be posting around here any longer if you do, i won't have it
Don Diego will see to you now
>>219995381bit gay
im so fucking depressed somebody please help me
>>219995405i've got a septum piercing it literally does not get more gay than that surely
>>219995411are you drinking enough water?
>>219995411Just stop feeling that way
i am so bored. living at my parents' place after i moved back to the east coast.mind numbing, painful boredom. i would rather get in a screaming match, at least it would give my brain something to do.i'm out of weed; if i cant get my med card soon i might drive to jersey and pick up 6 oz or so.
snakes shedding lads x
>>219995402>you come to me.. on the day of my girlfriend's wedding...
>>219995416ever heard of a prince albert?
>>219995395Serious question: why is it supposedly racist of me to not want to watch black men in pornography? I'm not aroused by it. At all. I don't care that it exists but I don't want to watch it and shouldn't have to.
>>219995448my snake's shedding too ;)
>>219995448do you get to eat it
>>219995452yeah wouldn't dare
I would lick Emma Watson’s anus clean.
>>219995453in my country racists watch the most bbc pornin your country the bbc doesnt even show porn
>>219995483meek little worm you are after all
anyone else noticed how zesty Iraqis under 40 look these days
>>219995505could crush your head between my thumb and forefinger like it were a peanut
Ok we need to analyse Netanyahu’s jacket pocket to see if the video is AI or not
>>219995453What the hell are you talking about? Who says that that is racist? No one is forcing you at gun point to watch interracial pornography.
>>219995514
netanyapoo
you cunts watching this?
>>219995514really good looking guy here (objectively, im not gay) and could pass for white but all of the iraqis and iranians i see on the news and videos are the average brown semetic hook nose sunken eyed ugly type whats going on
>>2199954466 oz is years of supply
was playing with my right bollock and accident ally inverted it and it wont go back fuck fuck what do i do
>>219995540they've stolen Lebanon's status as the gay arab country
>>219995544Wonder if his fat cunt daughter is up for any awards
>>219995547>41 year old Iranian womanthis is how they mostly lookhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oIEuArWOgI
mogged. MOGGED.I feel so emasculated.
get a load of this guy:>>219995557......>>219995553>t. lightweight
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx28z4zypknourm, something not quite right with the photo of clav
get my first dole payment tomorrowfeels a bit grim but also I'd be rich if I'd started this months ago
Nigga gets paid on the 17th
>>219995612why is that weird?
>>219995603how much do you get? thinking of starting myself im diagnosed with ptsd so i reckon i could get some nice perks
>literally just black up and never show your face other than your chinless wonder>make every slightly alt girl on the planet go fucking crazyAll those looksmaxxers are homos
Mousey knows ball
>>219995628
>>219995621£316 for bog standard ucyou'd probably get way more if you're diagnosed with something
>>219995620just is11th for me
tomorrow is st. patrick's dayhow are you celebrating?
>>219995628i like some of his songsdont wank over him though
>>219995653shagging a non-white womanas is Irish diaspora tradition
>>219995650could have like 1.5k if I didn't bin it off at the startarghhhh
>>219995653nothing im part of the superior and cooler celtic group (welsh)
>>219995653>tomorrowunc's trying to pretend he isn't live in the past :skullface:
>>219995670well that's providing you didn't spend any of it which obviously you would havebut I see your point, told you this before!
>>219995601howlingnigga started looksminimising
>>219995601this is objectively a major upgrade tbf Wonder how this is achieved - or is surgery the only wayI shan't be reading the article, tis the weekend and I do enough reading at work.
>>219995715would you be satisfied with the answer that its mostly lighting and angles and jaw clenchingyou can see his jaw muscles tensed ffs it looks ridiculous
>>219995742ohnot reallywas semi inspiring you've right softened my cock you have
>>219995715He's balding poor lad
>>219995715mostly happy with my looks but ive got the fattest cheeks despite being underweight, eating healthy non ultra processed food almost exclusively and eating less than the recommended sugar content each day. seeing people with thin faces actually makes me suicidal and i know its not just my bone structure because i can push the fat around, can barely grab much around my ribs but all of its on my face. think ill just have to get surgery at this point i cant take it
"There is a spectrum to looksmaxxing," explains Anda Solea, a researcher at the University of Portsmouth who has been studying how easily incel culture can seep into society.Solea says the posts young men see on their feeds, partly driven by powerful algorithms, can lead them into darker corners of the manosphere, where they are told they should be looksmaxxing or "you're going to get mocked".If after going to such lengths to enhance their appearance, these men feel women are still not attracted to them, Solea asks: "Will they start to hate women because women are at fault for not wanting them?"
>>219995774buccal fat removal surgery time
>>219995811i dont actually see a difference in those photos also ive heard it ages you so scared of that too
>>219995075If she wanted to be taken seriously as an actor, why did she agree to this
>>219995811evil surgery
I literally use 7-in-1 shower gel, shampoo, conditioner, moisturiser, sun lotion, toothpaste and engine lubricant, and I get birds all the time.
>>219995838almost every serious actor has had their bum exposed at some point
>>219995527it’s in rorkes heeeeeeeadin rorkes heeeeeeaadzombie zombie zombie
>>219995846vultures maybe
it raining it is
>>219995843You're comparing male and female beauty standards though.It's objectively evil for women yes because the archetypal beautiful woman is cherubic and neotenous which requires some facial fat.The objective male beauty standard is to look like you've been in a death camp from the neck up (but absolutely not from the neck down).
>>219995843Erin Moriarty is worst case of them allshe was so cute before and it took all of her youth away
First night without drinking is always a chore, can't get to sleep until wee hours or the morning. Yeah I'll wake up without a hangover, but getting there is a fucking drag
>>219995715got a haircut innit
>>219995872>and it took all of her youth awayThat's called aging anon
4chan.co.uk
>>219995804this is the bitch doing incel research lmao
>>219995901
>>219995904why is not being overweight so hard for most people
>>219995869bit evil on men too but yeah it is most evil on women
>>219995904we really need a serious men's movement
>>219995904she looks like shit and get still get a shag so whats your excuse rorke?
>>219995914Food tastes good, especially the unhealthy ones
>>219995914>8 hours of gruelsome toil>oft the work isn't done at 5pm sharp, have to keep going until 6pm, in some ghastly cases until 7pm>another hour of gruelsome toil gymming sounds like hell>and then denying yourself the sweet release of a tasty meal on top of that is too much to bear for more than a week If I was unemployed I'd be skinny
A social media influencer from Huddersfield has told her followers not to worry about fuel prices going up as £20 of fuel is still the same price! Bethany Johnson who regularly gives her followers savvy tips and tricks on how to save money has told her followers that she filled up today like normal and it still only cost her £20! Bethany 22, who has been driving for 4 years says she has filled up at the same petrol station since she passed her test and it has always cost her £20 when she has filled her car up with 20 pounds worth of petrol."I think all the rumours about prices going up is just scaremongering from the government and the media. There's no need to panic." She said.
>>219995921well i've not got a vagina
>>219995904rorke can't accept that this is a perfectly normal looking woman
>>219995937You don't act like it
>>219995928you can make healthy tasty meals though like pasta
>>219995804>driven by powerful algorithmsThese are not serious people
>>219995939she is how i imagine every "toilfu" mentioned on /brit/
>>219995904Jenny "the Vixen" Ryan
>>219995939thisI'm not sure what the other anons are talking about, she's perfectly normal
>>219995804what sort of name is anda soleawhat ethnicity is that
>>219995934Who ever convinced British women that lip filler and fake tan is attractive should be prosecuted for crimes against humanity.
so much of this oscars bollocks is "how do you do fellow kids"drives me up THE WALL
it’s the algorithms bro there’s nothing wrong with society bro
>>219995946pasta's full of carbsworst thing for you if you want to lose weighteven if you go wholegrain furthermore what's pasta without cheese? and cheese is full of carbs and calories too
white women researching men's issues is very much like 19th century anthropology doctors doing research on the cranial capacity of various african tribes
>>219995978
>>219995904would btw
Emma Watson fecal expulsion.
anyone elses mumbergs obsessed with that new handcuffed show#almost as bad as traitors>>219995989carbs arent bad for you just make sure you get fibre and protein in through other meals
>>219996003>carbs arent bad for you Sure, but them being the majority of your main meal for the day isn't conducive to weight loss
need a fartslave gfhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1773518680944019.webm
https://youtu.be/4pssWeiwjmw
>gave away my ps3 and ps4 and all my physical media to CEX three years ago>only thing that's making me feel even a semblance of regret is GTA VI later this year reckon it might be brutal when it comes outhopefully it's dogshit and the fad dies off for good
>>219995989Oh fuck offNot that anon but I went from 24 stone to 10 stone on a really simple diet2 Weetabix, maybe a slice of toast for breakfastChicken or tuna or mackerel salad for lunch"normal" tea like spag bol, chicken curry, even like steak and jacket potato with vegTwo litres of water and at least one brisk walk a day, which I turned into a run when I got less fat.Now I'm doing a marathon in a few weeks. Only one. Will be back on the pints after.
>>219995990Mad how modern research into the replication crisis has invalidated the vast majority of intelligence and psychology research we used to believe as true but AI really can work these things out using skull shapes. The phrenologists were right all along
>>219996019Imagine having a daughter only for her to end up inhaling other girls' farts on camera
>>219996002the father of the president of chile was literally a lieutenant in the nazi armydoesn't get much whiter than them
someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets
>>219996026what's the loose skin sitch ladand how old were you when this transition occuredI'd only like to lose 2 stone myself but I'm a bit scared of how much weight loss ages people
the other children in the lunchroom of my affluent palo alto private school laughed at my traditional lunch of cheesy beans on toast. here's how i overcame my childhood trauma and founded an autonomous weapons startup
>>219996041There's actually no evidence he was in the Nazi Party but naturally ideological editors overruled factual based ones so now Wikipedia treats it like fact and shitty non-Chilean journalists cause it to citogenesis
>>219996019Me and Emma Watson.
>>219995965romanioid
>>219996049Genuinely alright, I was like 28, few stretch marks down the flanks but no lass has ever said anything. Two stone is fine I'd do it my son, you'll feel better for it
>>219996073what inspired you to stay off the shite that got you fat in the first place?I must confess I've already had din dins but I'm eyeing some cheeky 1am noodles before bedtime.
the nazi to woke pipeline doesn’t get spoken about enough
fat people are utter wastes of breath
>>219996071ok i ask because she looks exactly like a fat female version of me therefore i have a romanoid phenotype unlike your angloid losers
>>219996073That's amazing, I lost 150lbs and the loose skin wrecked my whole body.
>>219995980be quiet you horrid little incel
i was very close to becoming a leftypol when i was teenager but thankfully i'm a rorke now x
whooooo remembers canslad dox attempts? Judge Dredd and a wheelchair, what were that about?
PhD in Rorke Studies
>>219996097get raped then beaten to death queer
>>219996103
>>219996003screaming at the northern skank they got chained to the nigger
>>219996002There's a jewish girl at my toil who always has really bad BODoesn't even have the khazar milkers to make up for it either
Corr imagine her constipated bursting vessels in her face whilst trying to squeeze all that out, and it eventually comes out in one massive bomb and shatters the bog. SNIFFFFF
>>219996107>get called fat>write a PhD thesis about itsad
>>219996107scream
trannies always fucking reek. had one as an air steward once who stank of i don’t even know what. utterly vile
playing overwatch
>>219996135fuck is wrong with you
>>219996144It’s usually a tear in the hole they dig out for them which leads to poo making its way in and then festering there
wouldn't mind disappearing in a national park and leaving behind a bunch of obscure red herrings for internet people to pore over for the next 30 years
>My letter to my dead daughter - after forgiving the man who killed her
>rack up over 100 grand in student debt because you got called fat>still be fat at the end of it
Is this true or social media bullshit?
Any yanks want to take me in when i visit the states?
>>219996088I think just fitness being a part of my life now that it never was. I enjoy playing footy with the lads, hiking, that kind of thing. I treat myself but just to normie levels instead of absolutely pigging out >>219996094That's cracking going though mate you should be proud
You into eugenics?
>>219996199No.
what are you gonna do when the west is kill? i thought about moving to china but then i realised being a toilslave consumer loser there is the same as anywhere. you can’t escape toil or the soulless nature of modern life. nothing to do on this empty planet except eat nice food and shag. literally nothing else matters
>>219996263i'll probably just be murdered in the streets
>>219996189They do this every year and the UK government just ignores it
>>219996263you are not a serious individual nor are you ready for this conversation if you genuinely considered moving to China
Watching the Oscars getting all emotional. It was Mousey's year.
>>219996263>nothing to do on this empty planet except eat nice food and shagvidya, wanking, drinking, gambling
sue
choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsXih5bt4j4
>>219996282Based UK gov. Put those Scottish FAGGOTS in their place
>>219996295are you a serious individual? like seriously serious? woah…
>>219996263Dunno I might try to get ahead of the curve and become a monk
saw 3 cats in the garden the other day and felt a wave of unsuppressible euphoria sweep over me
I do reckon they US will survive tbqh I think they might take a load of us in
rorke won
>>219996379i like the idea of that but i think the larp would wear off then i’d be stuck shagless and bored. it is a very beautiful way to live though if you can convince yourself of religion
cracking up at the though of the inbetweeners movie dance scene
>>219996427I'm shagless anyway I could get on board with Catholicism I reckon
my headphones passes customs
>>219996201I gained almost all of it back this year after my life kind of fell apart but at least I know it's not a huge deal to lose it again.
>>219996435It's no Del falling through the bar though is it
I create chatbots on Janitor AI that lonely niggas goon to
would y'all fight for the union or the confederacy
>>219996507wouldn't've been a civil war if i'd been around
>>219996507The union of course
In Super Mario World Mario is punching Yoshi in the back of the head but Nintendo made them change it in the booklet artwork
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773624456727236.webm
>>219996542yoshi gets uppity sometimes
>>219996542hes black now
imagine being one of those irishmen snatched straight off the boat and sent straight to virginia to get your head chopped off by some chud on horseback
Don't like the state
>>219996507I would be the dude selling guns to both sides
I'm based
britsisters…
>>219996507>>219996579id be the dude smokin' weed! thats right! id be blazin!!
>>219996588alri lil b
might get into bed now
Fill the green belt with niggers
just thinking about what it means to be a Based(if you need to ask you dont know, and will NEVER know)
>>219996620You could do that now though
>>219996675Can't imagine they have very good weed in the UK
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773625296079556.webm
>>219996683what europeans do is mix tobacco with weed very strange and bizarre i know
>>219996321alri
>>219996694Black people do that too
>>219996694Nowt wrong with that
it';s fucking freezingwhy is it so cold recently
>>219996698
>>219996711silly berg
>>21999671516c on wednesday
>>219996715its called the weather buddy it changes occasionally
>>219996507i'd be burnin' with sherman
cats that look like this are my favouritetuxedo cats
I hate niggers
poland is fucking based and trador so i've heard
nth for Yuno
>>219996743do you know "umamusume"
>>219995020
>>219996743thats ako udagawa
3 anime posts in a row! We are so back
>>219996714Horrid
This is what East Asians think the English look like
>>219996500Noone gave me any (You)s. Bit rude
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773625805374497.webm
>>219996600i look like this
had a terrible evil nightmare about a wicked ape
>>219996748no i dont know that anime character. or any others. and dont WANT to know.
fascinated by this place
>>219996806
>>219996797mongy bitch
Time traveling Jews mind raped me to destroy me and stop me being the next Hitler
always had a morbid fascination with theme park accidentsjust think its a terrible way to go
might kill a prostitute
>>219996847in gta obviously
>>219996847alri jack
I had a dream last night where I was at the fairground. Maisie was at the strength tester giving the lever an absolute beating. She had this huge, heavy, oversized wooden mallet which she was swinging down with impressive strength. I watched her get really into it, striking harder each time. With every blow the puck got closer and closer to the bell. I was in the crowd cheering her on, imploring her to hit it harder and harder. After a particularly big swing fell just short, we all thought she'd given up. She was panting, and sweat was running down her face and neck. But then she grasped the hammer tightly, and swung it back over her shoulders for a final bash. We began cheering as loud as ever. She stuck out her chest, spread her legs, and breathed in. With a yell she swung the hammer down. But suddenly, in place of the lever, I found myself lying there, stark naked, my cock and balls directly in the impact zone. I screamed as the bell dinged and the hammer pulverised my dick and bollocks into a fine paste.I woke up with a rock solid erection, my trembling body splattered with cum.
>>219996849
always preferred saints row
would like to fuck a milf
*sitting outside runt pen, steel door bolted shut, the runts are silent**hear one fart**turn valve on pipe to release scalding water from the spinklers into the pen, sending the runts into a frenzied panic, banging against the steel door**turn the valve the other way to release freezing cold water from the sprinklers**this is met with more screams**turn valve off**open sliding hatch at eye level, am met with a cloud of steam, almost gag from the smell*>KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE RUNTS
>>219996878
violent farts destroying my arsehole
Would like a milf that isn't actually a milf if you get what I mean
choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsKgyrzVBGY
oh i'm an incel bearyes i'm an incel beari'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky incel bear
>>219996968rorke's pov
leftypol's thesis
>>219997003>>219997003
