/v/ edition
where is the previous
/pol/ was right about Israel.
>>219996198There is a moment in every main characters life when they realize this
Little bro said what?
>>219996198What did they say?
My thoughts on lifehttps://voca.ro/1iobcQwKieNj
ktim
Marriage is between a man and woman. Sex is only for procreation. Sexual desires are just as sinful as actually doing the act. No sodomite will go to heaven even if celibate. May they all burn in hell.
discord now requires id and sends all your information straight to israel
>>219996264https://youtu.be/cnqvHZdNlFk
>>219996264only gay people say this
>>219996293I'm straight.
>>219996255Hey it's Tomar
>>219996305Straight up homo
18-20 year old canadian twink butts jiggle when they walk
>>219996264There isn't actually a difference in degrees. Straight or Homosexual sex outside marriage is the same kind of sin.
>>219996310>Tomar no emeralds
>>219996316Girl thighs jiggling when they walk turns me on so hard
I WANT TO PLAY POKEMON AGGGHHHH
>>219996339canadian boys do that as well
>>219996343Me too but I don't want to spend $300 on a Switch 2 (I don't know how much they cost but I assume it's around that)
>>219996323Why aren't you using the gemeralds to bring on the destruction of Iran Tomar?
The autistic twins were a great call for casting. Creepy without trying to be creepy.
>>219996352Okay but I'm straight, so I like girls
>>219996353It's $450 for outdated technology
>>219996353Same. Pokopia looks like Stardew Valley with pokemon
>>219996343im playing pokémon blue on an emulator
>>219996356Look anon, I'm glad this show makes you happy, but everyone here really doesn't care. I'm sure there are threads on /tv/ where you can post about it instead.
>>219996356fuck off
https://youtu.be/iBAjCovMCFs
>>219996370there are multiple generals on that shit on others boards
>>219996354The emeralds do as they wish. I merely request their power and wait for the request to be denied or approved. It's a management approval chain
>>219996360>I like girlsGirls with penis you homo
>EUROOOPE!!! HELP MEEE!!!>>I-IF YOU DON'T HELP ME IN THIS WAR I STARTED AND AM CURRENTLY WINNING... Y-YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY!!!
>>219996239All japanese men are terrified of sex according to anime
>>219996388It is literally to their benefit
rural canadian twink boys from the great plains provinces be like: "I looooove Saskatoon berry pie~ *squeeeeeee* ^w^"
My female friend has gotten into pole dancing and keeps posting videos of her pole dancing onto Instagram
go one thread without saying the n word challenge 2026
>>219996401>It is your benefit to die for Israel, Europe!!!
If this wars ruins my Euro trip this summer then I will be very unhappy!
>>219996363Isn't it literally palworld without the lawsuit dodging redraws
>>219996420>Le let me put words in your mouth that you didn't say Good job
>>219996428What race are you?
>>219996396Not this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce4IzbEQyNo
Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots.Good job!
I summon THIRD LEG OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE IN ATTACK MODE!
>>219996446Lol ATTACK DARK MAGICIAN GIRL
eating ice cream even though it's snowing outside award
Do you get to the Cloud District very often?Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
being in the military is actually cool as fuck, just learned about a pro arm wrestler that was a special forces guy that served in Afghanistan 7 times over 16 years
Nazeem's wife in Skyrim complains about how horrible of a husband he is but then if you kill him she'll send an assassin after you with a note that says some shit like "please take out the one who killed my dear Nazeem"Why do women be like this?
>>219996457>Dark magician girl does not get destroyed but she gets scarred for the rest of the duel. I don't make the effects I just read them
>>219996434Black (a little mixed)
Your transphobia ends here and now *Twerks on you*
>>219996495Comment themehttps://youtu.be/_UlhLd76IzQ
>>219996495
Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss
>>219996484do you have a bbc?
>>219996446Get fucked
>>219996484What's your favorite anime
>>219996495Yass kween slay
>>219996534.
>>219996540Whos is The Most Based Man of All Time?
What goes on in the part of Nevada that isn't Las Vegas
>>219996565Nukes
Nevada would be by far the least populated state if it weren't for Vegas
>>219996565they built a bunch of other small towns for the express purpose of having construction site lime pits to dump dead prostitute bodies into
>>219996565Legal prostitution
Certified hood classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkeszOXy7MI
>>219996541Watamote or Attack on Titan
>>219996436Jesus christ kek
>>219996396arent we all
>>219996582Does it snow in there?
OLIVIA RODRIGO IS COMING
>>219996632Yes.
>>219996632Only in bathrooms
imagine sandra lee slipping mickies in your drink. you wake up naked in her bed she's wearing crotchless panties ass covered in baby oil she's bouncing her ass on your cock she smells like booze she's calling you a healthy boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rca_I6cFrBA
Leviticus 18 22
i don't think there's much water in nevada plenty of whores, tho
>>219996682This was recommended to me yesterday. Why is youtube pushing this
Corinthians 67:420
phwoar best bit bout turkish delight is dipping the headberg into the box and pretendin' to be like al pacino in scarface
who needs water when you got hoes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAr6KUFx8FQ
>>219996723what's the point of plowing without irrigation?
WHY THE FUCK DOES WIKIPEDIA KEEP UNDOING MY SETTINGSDARK MODESMALL TEXTFUCKING REMEMBER THAT, JIMMY.
>>219996682i fucking hate the glug glug glug they add on top every time someone pours something on tv
Tomorrow I WILL go to the gym
>>219996723hell yeah, brutha
did you know that crows and other birds sometimes get drunk on fermented fruits? sweet little things. here's a crow smelling another crow's breath to check if he's been eating alcoholic fruits
>>219996766No, right now, you go right now.
Slept for 4 hours and woke up at 3AM and likely ruined my entire sleep scheule award
>>219996776It's closed
>>219996787then exercise at home
>>219996787don't know how to pick a lock?
2 Kings 2:23–24
imagine unironically pretending to suffer in usa of america
>>21999678724H gym NOW!
>only around 90% of the human population is believed to practice kissing.[3][4]
kissing is how you get cooties
think i'll buy some VNs on steam
>>219996783Boooooy you just ain't wrapped tight. We were wonderin' why you hit the hay so late. Yer crazier'n as a betsy bug
Take time to enjoy a fine wine and or champagne with homemade stewed beans and meat often accompanied by the bread In the form of a baguette or roll
>>219996388Why does he need their help when he's already claimed victory and 100% complete and utter destruction of their military?
>>219996855why are you a furry?
>>219996682I love her and the YouTube comments on her videos. She got the job because she's a baddy, they literally were like "we're gonna call it semi homemade as in, you barely have to do shit".
Roman Anthony is so dreamy
>>219996893It's somehow Israel's fault
>>219996844The hoopla never ends I fear. I'm what you'd call a certified dingbat and a half, and you can take that to the bank and back, chuck-o *partakes in a hodown*
Currently enjoying a Topo Chico sparkling water
>>219996802DONT TOUCH ME BITCHDONT TOUCH MEACCUSTOM TO DEEZ SATIN GLITCHESDRIPPIN FROM MY CASKET INNARDSTOO MANY HOES IN MUH-TOO MANY HOES IN MUH MUTHA FUGGIN DEALALWAYS ASKIN LID HOW A KITTINGTONSHIRE FEELSLIT DEM CHOKEFLIP DEM BOATDEAD BITCH FLOATSWOLLEN CORPSENAVIGATEDOFF COURSEOF COURSEI CAN MEK YOU SCREAMIN' IF YA ASK FOR MORE
okay fine i'll take out the trash jeez
What advice would you give to people who want to start gooning full time?
So hold yer horses there partner*puts thumbs underneath belt*So you're fixin' to tell me that*adjusts ten gallon hat*Now just cool your jets a moment*slaps a horse's ass*You're-a gabbin' and a jawin' that*dances a jig*We were cowboys'n all that??*fires six shooter in the air*
Neighbor is using way too much fuel when barbecuing and it smells awful
/cum/ is always most dead on Sundays.Why?
>>219996969you know im right
it happened in slow motion really fast
How do I avoid getting drunk tonight lads
>>219997050Don't drink?
>>219997059
>>219997050Drink sparkling water with me
https://youtu.be/Kz7vyrFhFE8?si=ja8e0wmULhJKVjGoVgh take me back to 2010
>>219997050What are you not drinking tonight?
the linkin park is twitch streamer and he plays league apparently
>>219997100White bitches here love Svedka
"maybe something nice will happen"
>>219997074That is really gay sorry no>>219997100What do you mean
>>219997120What did you plan on drinking before you decided to stay sober tonight I mean?
>>219997128Some cheap awful vodka as per usual
>>219997116Svedka, Zyn, three-point seat belts... It's a swedish world pal you're just livin' in it
edged the bf while we cuddled for a few hours watching netflixslop
I'm going to need you guys to start making more posts
>>219996682can i wake up in her crotchless panties instead
>>219997197i will try my best
>>219997197It's a sleepy sunday
>>219997174good girl
Thinking about Liechtenstein
>>219997221
>>219997180>I hate sweden I'm never using a swedish invention again!!Okay buddy have fun trying to blow up rocks from now on
The best time to abandon Israel was at the start of the genocide. The second best time is now.
This is what ProJared does now in case you guys are wondering
>>219997244I don't know who that it is, and I was in fact not wondering.
I'm brining my own beef brisket for corned beef this year. On St. Patrick's day it'll be 9 days since I started. On the 16th I'll cold-ferment some rye bread dough for ruebens.
>>219997250I have a can of corned beef and idk what to do with it.Can I just put it on crackers or a sandwich?
Skimming the thread it looks like there aren't any personalityfags around. Has /cum/ healed?
>A$AP Rocky - L$DCompletely went over my head until right now, its a bang-ah
>>219997269I wonder what happened to Jason
Hey, hey, hey. What's going on?
>>219997278Are you that girl who collects knives
>>219997281Girl?
Its funny how dogberg has four legs
>>219997254Fry it with potatoes and onion and serve a fried egg on top
>>219997278What's up bro?
>>219997290I can walk better on all fours than dogs can on their hind legs. They ain't special
Select your anon!https://youtu.be/IJYK5tkgtvk
>>219997310Remember when Dan Schneider got her pregnant and paid off her boyfriend to claim its his?
>>219997288Is that a no?
>>219997310https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIgLqN_rAXU&list=RDGIgLqN_rAXUOnly real niggas will understand.
>>219997326That's a no. I'm disgusting male with a filthy penis
Michael B Jordan is a terrible actor
>>219997310Man, Zoey 101 had kickass music. Crazy to think a lot of it was never released, not even the theme song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdvGLSXguiA
>>219997341I haven't seen any movie that he's in
>>219997337Bonnie was hot
>>219997346Yeah that scene where she tells her boyfriend not to shower after working out before he comes over. Dirty girl.
>>219997337Always wanted to do it with kim and the evil bitch
my penis wants action
>>219997357Me too man. Me too.
this show made me trans
Thoughts on Charmed?
thinking of pulling my pizzle
>>219997412They girls were hot
>>219997418>theyfuck
>>219997418This guy made a minor spelling mistake LMAO
>>219997431its ober
>>219997416I might jerk my pork
What's the latest /cum/ drama
>>219997440There is none because all the /cum/ personalities left
>>219997244I don't get it, what's he doing
>>219997440There hasn't been any
>>219997440There were some heated political and religious debates earlier today
>>219997456Who won
>>219997461me
OBAA won best picture. I still think Train Dreams was robbed
>>219997461
>>219997244still waiting for his FF13 video
What if you saw me passed out, slumped over a waist high surface with my pants down and white stuff dripping out of my ass?
Alright guys it's movie time have a good night
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
I still remember the time one of my classmates in 8th grade science class said homosexual instead of homozygous while answering the teacher's question
>>219997244I saw the Deadwingdork video too>>219997449Testing a vibrating cock ring
>>219997485Shannen Doherty was so cute bros
>>219997513I thought her and Faye Dunaway were the same person for a while
For me? Lizzy from Pride and Prejudice
canadian boys are actually warm, cuddly creatures once they warm up to you. at first they are really mean but once they know you they become nice and cuddly. and yes a lot of them really do smell like syrup
>>219997586kys
How gay is the average canadian girl
the same canadians that are like "kys you stinky american >:c" are the ones a week later that are like: "bud i'm feeling lazy. if you bring me a choccy milk i'll totes give you belly rubs and smooch on you while we cuddle ^^"
>>219997618no seriously kys
want to play the new resident evil, but I'm on a Grace part right now and I'm too much of a bitch to play it this late
>>219997325No way, chat, is this real?
>>219996408That's hot post one of the vids
>>219997645hand me the controller bro
>>219997645Japanese and Polish people are kicking our ass in vidya production these days
>>219997665Japs always had good video games but where did Poland come from? I can only remember them from Witcher before.
this is the femboy look im going forif I can achieve this, im happy
>>219997681that's not a femboy
>>219997665goty 2026 was made by you guys
Should I go to Jack in the box for a sourdough breakfast sandwich right now
>>219997681that's just a guy
>>219997665It's nice to see a white woman not look like a manish dog in a video game. Why do western devs make everyone so ugly?
I hate people I hate myself Nobody cares about each other Everyone only cares about themselves
>>219997701go to the store and buy some jimmy dean breakfast sausage, thomas english muffins and a dozen of eggs and make your own breakfast sandwiches
>>219997717You need to start evil maxxing
>>219997701>Jack in the boxsocal?
>>219997717>t. Zoom Zoom
>>219997725why would that be socal?
>>219997681>see titlewhoah, I am interested in that
Western devs be like: tranny simulator 5 for 95 dollars 60 dollar season pass
>>219997751I don't care for eurojank
>>219997751and here i am playing a game where i'm a robot with a gun. what a sucker i am.
>>219997665>and Polishno
>>219997768marathon?
>>219997785goodness, no. i said a sucker, not a retard.
At least capcom is making regular good games
i'm a latinoboo
>>219997789New Ace Attorney when?
>>219997791may your takis budget last forever
>>219997761Eastern Euro games are way better optimized than American slop. War Thunder runs insanely well for how it looks and how large the maps are.
>>219997810gracias carnal
>buy myself a whopper for dinner >couple hours later my parents coincidentally decide they want whoppers for dinner>go back to burger king and buy 2 more whoppers >same person at the windowThey think I ate 3 whoppers, don't they?
>>219997828nothing wrong with eating 3 whoppers
>>219997828Don't lie anon, you don't have any parents
>>219997828why didn't you get your parents some food when you went out to get yours?
yall hungry niggas STEADY talkin bout some food n shit. when they subject aint some fruity shit. straight up
Cheesed to meet you
>>219997866The only redeeming quality of Lord of them Rangz is Morf. What a cutie.
>>219997863Get they ass
>>219997841They don't eat fast food that often so I didn't bother to ask
*taps sign*
>>219997909
>>219997866the cheddar is all mine.
>>219997918is that a power rangers villain
Sinners so overrated. It's just an ok vampire movie. If it didn't have black people in it no one would care about it
>>219997927Kamen Rider
Why are Canadians so whiny?
I haven’t watched a single movie released this year, so I don’t have anything to say about the Oscars.
>>219998013i never had anything to say about the oscars including now other than i dont care about it
>>219998013Did you watch any last year? Because that's what they're about
>>219997988>>219998013
>>219998026NTA but I didn't
I wonder if kids still throw rocks at trains
vulvasaurPIVsaurpenisaur
>>219998026No, I mean over the past year; not the current calendar year.
Need suicide booth now but I don't want to pay any money
I should start nothing maxing
>>219998085In Canada the gov does it for free
wouldn't mind a gf but theres no person let alone women in the same wave length as me
>>219998090That's right, the Charter doesn't guarantee life with dignity, but it does guarantee a dignified death (free us we are ruled by evil people)
Evens I get some convenience store junk odds I get taco bell
>>219998085Pete will set you free
>>219998109Kill me, Pete
>>219998095Yeah no shit. You know who's on your wavelength? An autistic man. So unless your gay. Stop wanting an autistic man that's just like you.
I wouldn't mind assisted suicide if you got to choose how you want to go out. Like maybe a premium option to have the nurse sex you to death or something
>>219998066Messing with Tinder always drags me back to recess. Your buddy would hand you his stack of Pokémon cards, and you would have to flip through all the shitty duplicates and boring ones just to find that one rare Charizard. So fucking gay.
I want American friends
>>219998134*dunks your head in the toilet and gives you a swirlie and a wedgie*
>>219998134Get OUT TAKAHIRO
>>219998134hello
>>219998134FUCK YOU RICE BOY
why do people still take tests with those yellow number 2 pencils so fucking gay just take tests with a pen start acting like a fucking adult motherfucker FUCK!!!
I was very productive today and got a ton of stuff done!
>>219998134What is your opinion on natto?
>>219998134Every american would want to be friends with a Japanese person, to normies in real life Japanese people are like mythical creatures
Calvin Coolidge was the sexiest President and the most ANGLO-looking too.
Nobody said life was going to be easy
>>219998182>sexiest He's mogged by young Lincoln
>>219998157when I was in school I always used pencils because I loved the smell when I would sharpen them
>>219998194you were also shoved into lockers
>>219998158Proud of you King
>>219998192He has manly jug-lugs but Coolidge had cute elf ears
>>219998171I keep interacting with foreigners who think I’m going to freak out about certain foods, and then it’s totally fine. Japanese girl thought natto was going to be disgusting to me, and it was fine. Korean girl thought the same about fucking cilantro lmao. I got assigned a Nigerian guy as part of a university group project, and he thought I was going to have a problem with spicy food; it was fine for me, but then it turned out to be too much for him
>>219998182
>>219998192Gaybraham Stinkin’
The South will rise again!
>>219998224I think everyone smelled bad back then because they didn't have showers or deodorant
>>219998182He has the coolest name of all US presidents
>>219998233I don’t believe this. People had the same noses as we do today, and the same things we’d find disgusting would also be disgusting to them.
>>219998237Warren G. Harding is cooler
>>219998248Okay, then how did they make themselves smell good?
>>219998237Millard Fillmore is a better name, and I like Grover Cleveland too. Neither possessed the radiant beauty of Mr Coolidge though.
>>219998201I was never shoved into a locker, but I did once squeeze myself into one and my friend locked it as a joke. I got claustrophobia and had a panic attack. The janitor used bolt cutters and cut my lock off. I got to go home for the rest of the day and my mom got me chicken fries from BK. All in all and pretty good day
>>219998250>>219998253No, guys, Calvin COOLidge has the COOLest name
>>219998250Sounds like a Kojima villain
>>219998202Thanks!
>>219998261
If I were a Japanese. I'd be a masculine chad Ainu not a beta nip Yayoi.
>>219998258I used to find small places to hide in just for kicks. Now I squeeze into tight spaces for work
You can be 100% sure you're dealing with an ESL retard brown European if they say "kino" unironically. They don't realize just how fucking STUPID they sound
>>219998213had a pair of similar experiences. one was reasonable, because same as you, it was a guy who had this thai restaurant he raved about, but he always went, "but it's spicy!" and then it was totally fine. salty, if anything. but the one that made me laugh was a polish girl i dated, and during a christmas dinner with her folks, she pulled me aside all hushed and was like, "okay, listen, in poland, we eat all the animal, including the gizzards. that's the organ meats." and i had to stifle a laugh, and just went, "i promise i'll be respectful." she was all proud of me after for eating some turkey gizzards. i couldn't bring myself to tell her my grandma had cooked me squirrel brains for breakfast when i was a kid. they taste exactly like scrambled eggs, of anyone's curious.
>>219998291I say kino, but kind of ironically, and only on 4chan
/cum/ is filmed in front of a live studio audience
>>219998291>>219998297
hello
>>219998261Get they ass
>>219998311sup
>>219998316New
>>219998311hey up lad
>>219998323>>219998323>>219998323>>219998323NEW
>>219998292lol I love giblet gravy
