>“The Messenger of Allah had a wooden cup in which he would urinate and he would place it under his bed. One night he searched for it but did not find it. He asked: ‘Where is the cup?’ They said: ‘Barrah, the servant of Umm Salamah, drank it.’ The Prophet said: ‘She has protected herself from the Fire.’”
>>220000247The Qur'an everybody, also known as "Muhammad's big autistic book of shit I like and dislike"Dont know how anyone can take this shit seriously
>>220000247What did he even mean by this?Like he thought her drinking his piss was so hot that she got a ticket out of hell?
Quran was written by the small hat tribe
>>220000403Her drinking the Holy piss spare her of Hell
>>220000403Holy piss gives Fire Protection enchantment
>>220000247Weak hadith
>>220000247>it's realLmao
>>220001339Graded authentic you slimy piss drinker lmaoooo
>>220001546>may Allah shower peace on himMore like piss LMFAOOOOOOOO
>>220001556Huh post the link
>>220001679too retarded to input words in google search lmaoooooo
>>220001525>>220001546>>220001556>>220001701lick the nigger feet mario
>>220001701I wanted the link of the screenshot you posted? Why are you getting so pressed? Did someone fusilli your mom's alfredo?
>>220001711>y-you're a christcuckpaksheet suckdeep activated the VPN kekaroooo
>>220000247>>220001546Fuckin' A
>>220001711You are actually retarded, chirstcucks being nigger worshipers doesnt disprove the existence of this hadith lmao
>>220001725>Lazy ctiminal brown cunt cant steal google searches so begs timmy to do it for himlmfaooooo
>>220001769Uhh i wanted the same link YOU had screenshotted, not some other one. Is that really that hard for you to understand? You know, this is not first world reasoning. This is turd world reasoning. You really reason like a mentally bankrupt thirdie for no reason.
>>220000247Lmao someone should do a hadit comic book
>>220001815>saaar I cant google search saaar please
Please more funny quotes and stories from the Quran
>hindu architecture
>>220000247O Jawoot sham'wow-jayeed brothers! This is a blessing joom'fudiqh! When Barrah (PUBE) took in the bu'hash'aad essence of the prophet (PUBE) she was made whammi' of the highest haj'moob' and was protected against the djin and all they're kafqa-yesq' tricks. The great Whabbi Bugho' (PUBE) wrote of this in his naq'bab al-fat'niqqa, sunnahs 3 through 43,082. On the intake of urines; "It is most whammi'ya for one to imbibe in the wa'aad of the shab'haabi, but is NOT whammi for one to take in the sha'moob of the shab'haab', for it is shammi' and not only shaq'fu but also ya'heed al-niqqa. Should one intake (naq'oob) the sha'moobagi of the shab'haabi then it has become an jam'jood' al-fuqh and the sham-yeer has made themselsves jayeed hoot'hoot'!
>>220002096KEK
>>220002096> was protected against the djin and all they're kafqa-yesq' tricks
>>220000247
Fuck you fags, I wanted to larp as an Islamist to troll people on /int/ this period but can't because of shit like this. /int/ almost forgot the zutt thing now this
>>220001884Zuttslut sisters we will not recover from this..
>>220002703Spoke too soon...
>>220002703take the sinceritypill
>>220002096But what did Shwazeer Bugwad say about hoodi yoobis in the 15th jawaad of sham'jeer? Shabhallahmabab, rememer as said by the Hajuud of wum'bo that the hanjab of boo'kaqeh is farut' al bishnish' al-rusnilhalab'dag'jawern, jam'shu'idya
