>7 Year old niece comes to visit>has a metropolitan American accent>only watches American TV Shows on her iPad>uses the American word for everything i.e "pants, sidewalk, mom">knows literally nothing about Britain besides the existence of London but can tell you everything about american pop culture or cities>genuinely seemed to believe the UK and America are the only nations that exist>also has some bizarre americanised double-barrel name like "Lacey-Reigh"
>>220003980Millenial parents were a mistake
>>220003980just beat her up a little
>>220003980I told you, you Britain would become the 51state.You are being colonized like the cattle you are.
>>220003980> nieceLmao what a boomer
>>220003980based, no need to learn about irrelevant countries
>>220003980None of this happened
>>220004302>None of this happenedBullshit, it's happening in real time, soon the UK will become the 51 state, because they have become americans who want to be as free as the mainland ( have guns and shit).The US is dominating the UK. That's how that works.They always wanted Brexit to be closer to the Americans, now they will be Americans soon.
>>220003980is she cute?
>>220003980basedmy non-American cousins in Ethiopia are the same. some (like my gen alpha second cousin) unironically speak better english than amharic, despite living in Ethiopia lol
>>220003980wtf is wrong with her parents?
>>220003980Atleast she speaks American and not Bangladeshi
>>220003980It's only going to get worse.I'm in my mid 20s and there's people my age that say y'all and ketchup here.
>>220005189>ketchup???
>>220003980Does she sound like a valley girl?
>>220003980She's code switching to attract black men instead of bengali men
Regional accents seem to be disappearing, since everyone consumes the same media online. The town I live in has a pretty distinct accent when it comes to older people, but I've noticed that a lot of young people sound just like kids in Helsinki
>>220005265Britishers apparently call it tomato sauce
>>220005374>Regional accents seem to be disappearingGood. I hope the regional inbreds dissapear with them.
>>220005184What's wrong with speaking bangladeshi? Why'd make this comment after I talked with you last night, that's so mean. I really thought we were friends.
>>220005419>Britishers apparently call it tomato sauceAren't those two different things? Like, there is a small but noticeable difference?
>>220005419Then what do they call tomato sauce?
>>220005506It was a reference that there are many foreigners who dont speak good english in L O N D O N, no need to take things so personal. And that wasn't me.
>>220004794*53rd, Canada and Australia are happening first.
>>220003980>>also has some bizarre americanised double-barrel name like "Lacey-ReighLmao only retarded Dixie white trash have names like that
>>220003980brexit
>>220005508>Aren't those two different things?Yes but Britishers are retarded
>>220005651How do they differentiate the two?
>>220005677Britishers are retarded and arrogant. Americans are retarded and ignorant.
>>220005599You just hate me, no point trying to gaslight me now. Take care, bye.
>>220003980is she muslim?
>>220003980America won.
>>220003980This is why I raise my kids on North Korean state media only. If they will love any country, it will be the best one.
>>220005677Britishers unironically put what the rest of the planet calls ketchup, that sugary-tomato syrup with vinegar, on their pasta and rice, I wish I was kidding.
>>220005559Tomato sauce
>>220004794You're just mad because you only get to be the 62nd state (east france)
>>220005506MY MAN GREEN JAPAN
>>220005865Tomato sauce and tomato sauce are entirely different things. Sorry your language is so narrow and limiting.
>>220003980I recently watched two cute and smol british girls on youtube playing with water guns, although they were a bit older like 9-11. And they were saying "bro" i'm literally every sentence.Another thing I noticed was that they "stealed" water from they neighbors garden faucet to charge they water guns
>>220005865I don't know what you're using for rice. But you wouldn't cook with tomato sauce. You'd use Pasta sauce / Tomato pasta sauce instead.
>>220005865no we don't, people use passata or that lloyd grossman shite for pasta
>>220005419tomatoshire sauce
>>220003980Lmao get bodied foreigner
It’s not my fault that British pop culture has been stagnant for the past 15-20 years.
>>220005865Yea on pasta its vile but I like it(not always) on rice as long as it is boiled long enough to get to the soft puffy state and it is accompanied by greek feta cheese and tigania, more often than not I like pouring over the juices left from tigania though.
>>220005712I meant Ketchup and Tomato sauce.
>>220005506my MAN green japan
>>220003980children don't have a baseline for how to communicate so they just absorb everything like a sponge>for centuries children spent hours every day interacting with their parents, grandparents, and neighbors or extended family>this lead to highly localized accents and speech patterns>then the radio was invented, people slowly started to mimic it and those local accents became regional>then the TV was invented, giving rise to "national" accents, further choking local dialects>but still, people spent hours everyday interacting locally as they went about their day>then the internet was invented and social interactions diminishedI've seen younger kids here drop the usage of some of our local expressions and slang and adopt words from other spanish speaking cunts. We used to bully kids in school if they started to use loanwords like that too, but apparently that's not a thing any moreI remember +20 years ago my grandparents would pick me up from school 3 times a week and I'd spend the day with them as my parents worked, often just chatting. We also had family gatherings where I'd listen to my uncles, parents and grandparets debate back and forth about a bunch of subjects and I'd follow the conversation.Meanwhile my alphie nephew barely interacts with anyone other than his parents, and when there's a family gathering he just zones out the entire time, doesn't follow the conversation or interject or anything. Probably wants to lock himself in his room and look at his phone
>>220005419
>>220005506My man green japan
>>220005506My manno gurino japanno
>>220004058>LiberatedUk is a monarchy and should become 51st republic
>>220003980>7 Year old niece comes to visit>her english is much much better than mine>she has a Nikocado Avocado video playing on her tablet
>>220006138I think there's basically been nobody relevant since Ed Sheeran>le heckin pink pantheressOnly foids care about her
>>220003980>pants, sidewalk, momwhat are the british equivalents? trousers, pavement, mother?
>>220007328PinkPantheress is the only one in her country trying to bring back Cool Britannia.Ironically, her most popular and recent song is about how she wants American dick
>>220003980I prefer the Americanisms "flashlight" and "elevator". I'm also an unapologetic user of "gotten", and I don't care that it doesn't exist in BrE, I use it anyway.
>>220007983Mum for mom
>>220009169>I prefer the Americanisms "flashlight" and "elevator".Correct!>TorchIn what era are we?>LiftBit to generic.To me engilsh is just the American language.
I've had three different people remark to me that I speak Lithuanian in an English accent
>>220005506we are friends please don't stop posting
>>220009360If its as bad as our diaspora from english speaking countries, you must sound like having cock in your mouth.
>>220009169Iirc gotten was actually BE before getting adopted and popular here and eventually fading away in the UK
>>220006817its over
>>220003980Where is she from? Sounds like she's just an American.
>>220003980Oh my days
>>220009360It's over bro, pack your bags and move to England.
>>220006817good post
>>220005265>>220005419>>220005865What
>>220009360Do you get a lot of tourists from England attempting to speak lithuanian
>>220011554>Do you get a lot of tourists from England attempting to speak lithuanianMaybe the English are more respectful than we initially thought.
>>220008252Cool Brittannia was a Nu-Labour psyop to disguise the fact that they did nothing after the disaster of Thatcher to revive British pride in industry. Post-1988 Kinnock rotted the party from within and let market forces to spoil what should have been a pure proletarian paradise>>220009169Torch and lift are more kino tbqh, I didn't hear them at all in London though. Americanisms are associated with material success in the big city it seems
>>220003980Lol America isn't a country retard, the US is
>>220011887>Cool Brittannia was a Nu-Labour psyopThere's nothing wrong with a little romanticized nationalism. Younger generations grow up thinking their country rocks and are more willing to improve society
>>220003980Get her a Taylor Swift calendar, Toblerone, $100 gift certificate to Sephora, and an Eevee plush Pokemon.
>>220005506He just picked a generic brown country. It's not personal, habibi.
>>220011981Vuelve a mejiko juanito gordito
>>220003980Yeah, so? Little kids here started speaking with Bri'ish accents because their parents let them learn English through watching Peppa Pig on their iPads.
Pull a Humbert Humbert on her
>>220014636Anothah Pepper Pig win
>>220003980we won>>220014636never happened. seething chicano
>>220014876>never happenedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmbzg2nhxDMerm, ackshually, it did, it does
>>220007287kek based we've conquered thirdies too>>220014940you can't even speak your racial language paco
>>220014975you're seething. actually speak to your kids instead of letting an animated pig teach them English.
>>220015011cope, you're desperate to get revenge on hated white americans paco
>>220015386>"revenge" for pointing out the fact that kids are speaking with British accents because of neglectful parentsschizoanon....I......
>>220003980America is a continent, chud
>>220012550Nationalism is the damnation of the working class. Stateside is a fun song though and pinkpantheress is hot so I'll give her that
>>220019626Not necessarily; it's easier to unite people under the pretext that they share the same nationality. If the movement isn't hijacked by greedy billionaires, then it could be beneficial for the working class.>Pink is hotAt least we agree on something.
>>220016345Hello, American. What American things are you doing on this fine American day?
>>220003980>pantsthe ol' trollywackers>sidewalkthe ol' footystepstep>momthe ol' mum
>>220020673I bet that you are an unironic blairite you ghoulBut yes I want to fuck pinkpantheress, Sabrina Carpenter, and the rest of the gen Z girl pop stars
When I was a kid I watched Sesame Street. How come I don't have American accent?
>>220005506my man green eggs and ham
>>220005419It's red sauce round here
>>220021844you saw the malaysian english dubhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlc8Ko38ECA
>>220003980>uses the American word for everything i.e "pants, sidewalk, mom"What do you say...trousers? LMAO.
>>220023052
That's because British culture is basically falling apart with mass immigration and small island genetics. She's trying to survive.
>>220003980Immediate correction procedure needed
>>220006138I just realized after watching reruns of 2012 London Olympics opening ceremony on the yewtubesCame to realize it's a nostalgic send-off to British culture from the last century, because UK has not produced anything worthwhile since the turn of the millenium
