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>>220005556What's the sauce for this early 2000's comedy film
it annoys me when homeless people say "god bless you"... ain't no god blessing you dude.... if they say that i dont help them again..
>>220005637
>>220005637Taxi (2004)
>>220005707>>220005716Thanks *gropes you lesbianly*
Jimmy Fallon is a stronze and a buffoon but that opening scene in Taxi where he goes undercover as a Cuban criminal buying a suitcase full of phone cards was fucking hilarious and I still watch it every now and then and laugh my ass off
What video game makes you do this?
what is life in usa like
I can post again for the first time in a weeki'm finally not getting the "your ip range has been blocked" message
>>220005869Kys
>>220005877Benturnat
>>220005877>You when you found out.vidhttps://youtube.com/shorts/UGCV-Zy9rRU
>>220005884> i svffer in usa
>>220005913My frontal lobe has developed. I don't idolize smelly dumb niggers
>>220005945>The darndest things jeets say
>>220005935wow a jew posting gay eceleb how uh unique or whatever
>>220005935Fuck off
>>220005970I am a celt of french and scottish decent you gay little twink
>>220005825Stop posting my freaking mom
>>220005992Oh so you are Muslim?
>>220006018I'm a pantheist. Any before you ask, I have a loving girlfriend already.
Thread Theme
>>220006097https://youtu.be/KObCUpDeAA4?si=Ap3QhbIb7f1STAJi
Yesterday was the idea of March. How did you honor him?
>>220006059While I appreciate your thoughts. I regret to inform that since I have standards you will not be hit on today, however we encourage you to reapply at later time. Thank you for your time.
>>220006190I got that from the twink of spades tattoo in the pic of yourself
>>220006273Your brain is past its expiration date
>>220006355Yeah well, the jerk store called, they're running out of you!
My dick was leaking cold salad water which is for free amd you can use it for a lot of different things.
>>220006399Yeah well THE BITCH STORE called for you and asked why you didn't show up for your shift today
This namefag is talking to himself.
For family.
cummypies i am drinking covfefe
>>220006674Wise words. Only suckers follow rules. The people highest up in the world have no rules, as you can see by the Epstein shit. Do what you gotta do but don't get caught
>me in the morning: I'm going to start limiting my food intake >me before bed: There's nothing wrong with doubling a normal human bean's portion size. Oh any two deserts is normal
The war in iran is a psyop to distract us from the fact that Jason is transitioning into a woman
Cookies for breakfast
I just remembered I astral projected to the highest temple in china and learned the walking ways and the ways of the sword (divine).
thoughts on ganguro girls?
Woke up with a tornado warning
>>220007352Idk what that is
It's not fair that I have to get up and do things today
Almost got they/them pussy once but I got scared and fumbled it
>>220007687Why not just revoke her license and take away her car?
>>220007624what did it smell like
>>220007352I'd like to sexually insert my penis into one if you catch my drift
>>220007703You can't take away her car. You could take her license but she's still get wasted and drive
>>220007687Deserved
>>220007741Agreed The judge said she was just lucky she hadn't killed anyone yet, and after ten repeated chances , she can't in good conscience release her back into the community when it's almost guaranteed she's gonna drive wasted again
>>220006834Retard words.Epstein was a pathetic pedophile faggot who led a retarded life obsessing over his social networking, making boomer commentary on every random social media thing he saw, and raping kids.>uh but he was worth a billion trillion dollars and knew all of these politicians and had all of this blackmail...And I'm alive, eating a sandwich, and playing videogames while being a full-fledged human being, and I just work at Walmart part-time.
There are people who pretend to like Ada Wong
>>220007707Like sweet sweat from what I remember. We were making out at a house party and I fondled her giant DDs. Then she said she was on her period and got an Uber home. Should've gone with her and gotten my red wings but I was too chicken.
>>220007920Her appearances in all of the movies including the animated ones kind of sucked and I don't/won't play the games but she looks Asian so I want to fap
went to bed at 2 with jetlag and have a dentist appt in an hour. i've become a little tired and I'm not happy with my hair rn ugh>>220007546LIVE>>220007687some people are pro drunk drivers and never crash thoughly
Distefano sei un ragamuffino
>I need you to work late tonight>You're a team player, right?
Theres this young ginger girl who works at a McDonalds I stop at regularly. She's nerdy and very cute, can't be much older than 18 and she constantly stumbles over her words when she talks to me and gets shy when I make eye contact with her.Too bad for her I'm taken...
>>220008096Predatory ahhh unc
>>220008082Can't, sorry boss, gotta goon tonight. Feel free to fire me so I can collect unemployment for the next 6 months
>>220008124my gf is 10 years younger than me and she approached me first so...
I’m must be the eepiest little prairie dog in the whole dang river valley
>>220008162I was approached by a 16yo girl but I couldnt do anything because we are part of the same org
Damn cuz
why do energy drinks make me feel like im on a drug in a way that coffee even a lot of coffee doesnt
>>220008023>some people are pro drunk drivers and never crash thoughlyThis is me. I don't drive drunk often and never when I'm hammered, but if I'm buzzing I can drive like a pro
>>220008246Taurine
>>220008213No
>>220008213La Mamma è megghio
>>220008246Natural flavor*
>>220008314No what>>22000833510 years ago
>>220008096There's an attendant at the costco gas station near me. Sort of white trash-y, about 25 with wavy dark blonde hair. Last time I was there I went up to ask her if they had a squeegee and she bit her lower lip while I was talking to her. I was overcome by lust in a way that I hadn't felt for like half a decade. I wanted to grab her and make out with her like I was a high schooler again. There's something about coquettish white girls in customer service jobs that's so fucking hot.
>>220008246creatine and taurine probably and b12>>220008276yeah.
>>220008246Your drink was laced
>>220008363>10 anni faMatuseipazz'Mo.
>>220008393>>220008066
>>220008407OH! Nun è 'o ver'
>>220005869All of the materialism numbs you a bit. It's important not to get caught up in what other people claim to have going for them. The government has been actively making people insane with agitprop since 2013 when Obama got the Smith-Mundt act gutted.
>>220008372>coquettishYou can't convince me you aren't a gay twink
What the hell do I hear about Bibi being blown up or something
>>220008445if you dont like agitprop just dont use it
>>220008493>>220008523Bibinyahu just flew over my house
>>220008493Whos saying this
>>220008493It's retarded jeetnig incest babies in Pakistan making things up
>>220008554im just saying its silly to complain about bullshit that amounts to text and pixels just close your eyes or scroll away how tf is 'propaganda' real lmao
Has anyone else experienced gang stocking? I thought it was a joke, but apparently its real. Every time I leave the house or take a shit someone is taking notes. I hear them talking about it late at night through the walls. I'm forced to throw my trash away at the gas station and take shits there because they go through everything.
they did this to me today
>>220008654deserved
i wish id gotten bangs cut more in
seen any good horror films recently? might watch one of the newer paranormal activities
>>220008779Nothing beats a cold Bangs
>>220008779https://youtu.be/AKSZWme3Bpc
>>220008826https://youtu.be/_fLtEVc3jTU?si=FMq5mbI2XC3suTeM
Christ I remember when I was like 17-18 I would wake up and crack a beer
>>220008964I used to start the morning with two gin and tonics during THE DARK PERIOD
hello
missed last nights GETs but there's one coming up on /tg/ so I guess ill try for that one
>>220009210Get Hunter over here
woke up at 12pm award
corrinitiation of the pooberg
>>220009330i woke up at 3pm
?
British hip hop culture is hilarious because its like a bastardization of US hip hop culture where you'll hear lyrics like, "my crew laughs at ya rhubarb and custard verses" and "youre tea n crumpets yeah? Crumblin like a biscuit, swirl em around, stackin the pounds". Then, in the music videos, they flash $100 handguns chambered in .22LR which is like an "OH SHIT" thing there, while in America the greeter at Walmart is packing something higher powered.
Accidentally bit the ever loving fuck out of my tongue while eating breakfast now there's blood pouring out of my mouth
>>220009507UK drill is an embarassment. Gives me the same feeling as seeing American teenagers in the 2010s fake an English accent because they watched too much Sherlock and Misfits
>>220009507Everything modern in Europe is just a gay and lame version of something american
>>220007687Anti drunk driving is a codeword for anti white
>>220009548METAL!
A new 9/11 is coming
>>220009507Lmfaohttps://youtube.com/shorts/pFdKom1_tL0
I have decided that from now on, whenever I pick the phone and it's a female voice on the other end for some telemarketing bullshit, I will reach out for my dick in my pants and touch myself while she talks in my ear. this is revolt against capitalism
>>220009891What if it's a mtf trans person
is feeling sleepy and lethargic 24x7, normal?
>>220010016No of course not, get some sun and exercise
>>220010030but i dont like going out
>>220010049Why not? Your skin is supposed to enjoy the sun
>>220010057because im lazy
>>220010143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZtAYiio4eA
Clean your room bucko
>>220010029I actually got a ____comic con badge signed by sergio aragones. I wanted to tell him how much I loved reading his comics growing up as a kid but he was just automatically signing things and moving on to the next one so he didnt even look at me
need barely 20 year old pussy juice on my lips
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY YOU
>>220009507I have never seen a greeter with a gun, even in north milwaukee. What kind of ghetto shithole do you live in
67
I don't know if I have an ulcer or gall bladder stones or what but something hurts down there
Anyone else notice this fuckin Israeli flag is all over the board now? Making threads posting in threads, even in threads in languages he don't understand. I got to /ita/, this motherfucker is there. I come here, he's here. I got to the catalog, there's 5 threads up of him asking some stupid question while posting pics of Gio Scotti. I fuckin go in the thread where the Polish guy proves through logic that God is undeniably and probably gay, and this fucker is there simping for Yaweh.
ktim
>>220010310It's hyperbole, you fucking autist
>>220010505*kicks you in the nuts*
A simple meal of fish and bread
Should I include on my personal essay how I was homeschooled and raped by my mother and father or will they get the ick from a rapedcel like me
>>220010580why would you do that?
>>220008303>>220008377I got some powdered taurine, flavorless I assume, quite cheap on Amazon. It is just a sealed bag. What should I mix it into? Is it good with milk and protein powder?
retarded aaahhh life
How exactly are lobsters "psychic"?
>>220010653long wave radiation o algo
i'm afraid i will kill myself. i should be put in a nuthouse
>>220010517You'll try.
>>220010684You say this all the time
>>220010607Do i LOOK like I work at GNC? Cuz I don't.
Breakfast cereal is honestly the best dessert item humanity's ever invented
>>220010702.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GwVHM_5Wq4
I liked one bikini post of somebody on instagram, now they're showing me 12 year old girls dancing in bikinis
>>220010843Thank America for Reeses Puffs(tm)...
>>220011047goshpedoesque post
>>220011067I know theyre chock full of chemical shit but I looooove reeses puffs
>>220011047Nigga what?!
Birds are actually warm loving animals and corvids especially are playful. If they get to know you well enough they might enjoy kisses as long as you aren't weird about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp5elOxcT34
>>220011047CIA's got kompromat on you now man
>*Polizeisirenen ertönen*>Lass die Finger von deinem Penis! >Sofort!
i hope the afterlife beats whatever this is
>>220011158Sorry I was also posting in the German thread
>>220011114yeah man, some pedo type shit
>>220011167Spoony in.... THE DARK FORCES OF SCHIZOPHRENIA
It's just one of those days
>>220011202AI?
>>220011308Ngmi
Even the richest country in the world can't supply their soldiers with body armor that isn't complete shit. Bought some flexible rifle plates from a french manufacturer. This is definitely the way forward. Significantly more comfortable than even the best multi curve hard plates.
>>220011242i wish i was worm food already
is /cum/ an AerithChad or a TifaSimp?
>>220011482neither because im a volcel
>>220010760i am very very ill
>>220011523Is that because of the dog fucking you do?
Filo mort
>>220011568isnt that butler?
Business idea: be an honest car dealership
ff7R SFM porn is doing a number on penisburg today
>>220011753No, tu bisogno di occhiali
>>220011812Uh huh. And how exactly do you make money?
>>220011932Sell the cars at a fair markup, gain reputation as honest, see higher customer traffic as result
>>220011959A car business is one of the hardest to run because your overhead is trash depending on your inventory. If it were me I would just stick to Honda, Kia, Mazda, Chevy SUVs and Ford trucks. Absolutely and I cannot stress this enough nothing European.
>>220012015Do americans hate european whips?
>>220011812>>220011959That's right, everyone listen to this swedish twink and leave the high volume luxury market for me
>>220012084They are unreliable. It will bring you headaches as a used car dealer. One sensor fails, suddenly the car says every sensor is failing and is now in limp mode. Your mechanic has no clue what's going on because the European repair documentation is dogshit etc
>>220010143The sun will literally energize you
>>220012084$200 oil changes
>>220012183*Spits on local German out of spite*
>>220011900shut the FUCK up, distefano
i'm watching videos of children who have cancer and other lethal diseases so i feel more grateful
>>220012224Minkia
>>220012272You're probably jacking off to it
>ITS A SIMPLE JPEG, POST IT AGAIN
>>220012257
I'm not working overtime, Rick. No way no how.
>>220012148Alright well a mechanic not having experience isn't the same as the machinery being unreliable is it? I've never had anyone dare say to my face that Volvo, Saab or Scania is unreliable (round these parts you get stomped out talking like that)
The Persian gf
the manliest thing to do is disregard women, constantly.
>>220012429Growing up my friends family had a Saab, but only because their dad was a fleet mechanic and knew how to keep it running. Most regular mechanics don't know anything about European cars s with their weird measurement and shit
>>220012474too big
>>220012429A current volvo is chang shit and I don't even consider it the same volvo of the 80s and 90s. Not to mention that for a car to be seen as reliable it is universally understood that it must be EASILY REPAIRABLE BY A QUALIFIED TECHNICIAN
the manliest thing to do is to grope women, constantly.
Is this worth discussing
>>220012514I like them big
sudoku is the manliest thing
>>220009668Except for fashion. Europe is always ahead of the curve when it comes to fashion.
>>220012535>jimmy joe bob, this dang carburetor is positioned three inches to the left of what I'm used to, working on these european cars is like tryin' to solve a rubiks cube while doin' a handstand!Heh, git gud kid.
Lmfao
>>220012506Nice. For the record I've driven a car 8 times in my life, have never been to a car dealership and have absolutely no fucking idea what I'm talking about.
people at american walmarts look weird
>>220012572Hawwwwwwwttttt
I want to die. I'm just an animated husk. Everything I once was is long gone and dead anyways. Interests hobbies intellectual curiosity passion desires drive emotions. I have none of those things anymore.
I buy all my vehicles from police auctions
The sheriff running for Republican governor of California just saved like 40 kids from being trafficked and the news is barely reporting it
going to buy tallboys for st pattys day and drink them tonight. I'd do it tomorrow but I have work the following day at 8 in the morning
>>220012709Someone died in your car it's probably haunted
>>220012643Maybe hâute cotutre, but when's the last time you saw anyone copy German street fashion or British. They all dress like us too
>>220012728I didnt even know we were HAVING another election for governor
>>220012651>*Build dogshit poorly engineered product*>Ummm actually it's the technician's fault it can't be fixed and the customer's fault for giving us a chance ?
>>220012728Qrd?
>>220012728Who, Lee Baca?
>>220012690How go they look in le wa wa le poo poo le canada?
>>220012760Yeah, ol crooked Grab is gonna shoot his shot at the presidency and get fucking humiliated
>>220012765Europe doesn't have this problem
>>220012671LOL
There was a long period of time where playing music at least brought me catharsis. It didn't make me happy but it made me immersed enough to distract me from anything else. I would sit in my room for days in a row and do nothing but play or practice guitar. I'd stop only to urinate or drink water. I wish I could care even 1/10th about anything as much as I did music back then. I'm not even good at it either, despite being well in excess 10,000 hours or whatever they say makes you an expert at something.
Im the cum health and safety officer
>>220012824Europe is also the only place buying them /thread. You've basically summed up why non-luxury European goods have a hard time competing out of Europe
>>220012807walmarts in canada are all multiracial mystery meat customers. all the staff are indians somehow. walmarts in america have all white people but they look odd for some reason.
>>220012900>walmarts in america have all white peoplelol
>>220012900There's a site called 'people at walmart' and I bet some of those pictures are white folks from canada
>>220012766>>220012784https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/riverside-human-trafficking/3861178/Chad Bianco
>>220012572I have no idea
>>220012706literally me
oi
>>220012979>His name is literally white chad
Columbine
>>220012883Well that and european manufacturers are hit with six million traffic safety infractions, impeding import, if they attempt to compete in the american market. I just feel bad you're all stuck driving peterbilt shithouses when you could be driving in the 21st century.
Ebin
>>220011101Which scary chemical disturbs you the most, boomer/zoomer?
theres always at least 1 obese person in an american walmart. this happens 100% of the time, its not even 99% chance its actually a 100% chance.
>>220013036Being a "gamer" in current year is terminally embarrassing.
I pirated cyberpunk but never played it. I started it and it told me to pick a class or whatever but I just turned it off and never played it again
>>220013066trisodium phosphate
>>220013019Most Europeans literally cannot afford the models they sell in America
Americans could be driving a Skoda Fabia Monte Carlo but they aren’t
>>220013036I played the shit out of rdr2 and cyberpunk, but eldenring is the first souls game and im not good at it.
Remember g4 where all the women were sexy and didn't mind being eye candy and pretending to be into video games Now you go to twitch and it's full of fat women and tattooed whores talking about how they hate video games because they have white people in them o algo
>>220013036
>>220013080
>>220013092That is an acidity regulator approved by both the USDA and EU, and commonly found in sodas.
>>220013009Kek based
>>220013019you guys will literally have countries where you only drive stick cause automatic transmissions are considered a luxury. American cars are basically mobile campsites.
>That is an acidity regulator approved by both the USDA and EU, and commonly found in sodas.
>>220013146If my ancestors didn't need that shit then neither do I
>>220013125Grow up pendejo.
>>220013115First souls game I played*
chinese redbull is actually pretty tasty. i like it better than the original sour and carbonated version
haha pay up goy
>>220013205you should play DS1 instead. or DeS, the best souls game
Woke up at two thirty in the afternoon
>>220013106It's too basic to sell here as a European car. The closest thing we have to that is the base golf
What will happen when the world runs out of oil Isn't it supposed to happen in like 80 years
>>220013101Pricing wasn't part of the discussion though was it, so fairly irrelevant point>>220013178Mainly greece and italy because those countries are stuck in their ways, UK as well because it's, well, a shithole. In practically every other affluent european country automatics are 70-80+% of the market share and cost-wise on par with manuals.
went to toothstein dds to get my braces tightened. still gonna be a couple months to get them off. i wanna go postal and rip out all my teeth honestly.>>220013254all americans should drive a subaru outback. it's the perfect car.
>>220013270
business idea: paranormal/cryptid gf
>>220013254Americans are also too FAT to fit in a car this size but the European miracle cure Ozempic could help
>>220013270It finds more oil or other sources of what oil does. Fracking revolution was like a decade ago. Solar wind evs obviously ongoing
>>220013298>subaru outbackSappho's own
can’t we just start burying lizards to make more oil?
>>220013316>>220012572
>>220013318German Turk engineers are too stupid to design a German car that currently works
chabad lubavitch
business ideagf
Went to the gym award
>>220013121No, I never have cable and don't care about what women think about videogames which is why the feminist invasion of the industry/hobby with no intention of actually playing games was so annoying to me
I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi knights.
>>220013352You’re just too FAT to understand them
>>220013193He posted from his magic telepathy across lands rock, regarding shelf stable cereal made from finely milled flour and refined sugar
all the attractive women today are with pussy whipped men or are mentally illt. chad
MY MAZZERRATI DOES ONE EIGHTY FIVETHEY TOOK MY LIIIICENSE, NOW I DONT DRIVE
>>220013122I want a steering wheel + pedals to play driving sims but I know I wouldn’t use them enough to justify the purchase
>>220013270We start eating each other
just coomed award
>>220013122you can use it for other games too, like retro rewind, richard burns rally, or outrun
>>220013036Never played any of these and I think the only steam games I 100% completed were Milk Outside and Inside A Bag Of Milk
beeeeeeaaaan car
>>220013534>>220013490
>>220013168Watching this now
>>220013445German engineers in Stuttgart are too busy fisting each other to figure to do a basic engine design
bbc goodness
>>220013591How to do*
cooking up a great /new/
>>220013573>West Palm BeachWhy is it ALWAYS Florida
cooking up a mighty poo
>>220013737>MiAbased>needy streamer overloadcringe
>>220013753It's either Florida or Lacrosse/Milwaukee Wisconsin
>My boss with huge fucking tits is coming by the site today
>>220013794>>MiA>basedbinary star falling into darkness was a hidden gem. it had a lot of flaws but it's genuinely one of the only fresh survival games in a really long time. Needy girl is a great game you're just a vn hater.
>>220013591>>220013625Silly fox nigga can’t even type !
Post the New, Canadian hotshotTalking all that shit
>VN>game
>>220013866i'm putting you into the tsukiyomi for 15 days
where are the messssssicans?
>>220013907kakshi wouldnt do thathe wouldnt read weebshit VNs either
New>>220013927
NEW>>220013940
>>220013933bro kakashis literal one hobby is reading weebshit romance novels.
>>220013968kakashi's hobby is being based and fucking bitches, ackshually
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>220013044Wtf. Why does this exist. Ffs
