Emma edish
this is the one
I'm an incel
>>220005766that's a man
>>220005836Prove it, Joao
They call it a smart phone because it tracks you and has access to all your personal information.
>9gag>quirk chungus>planking>the bro code>bacon worshipping for some reason>harlem shake>ice bucket challenge>party rockers in the house tonight>the office (yank)>the big bang theory >swallowing anything marvel shits out without question>signing their house over to Apple>whatever this iswhy were millenials such a cringe generation unc bros?
I have the biggest penis here!
Wouldn't mind pod living if I could stay inside and play video games all day on my own
can't believe they paid that tourette's guy to yell out NIGGER at the BAFTAs just so some shitty movie would get woke pedowood oscars
>>220009715zoomers just replaced all this with ebonics
>>220009709dont see how, small boobs are hot but they arent functional like a willy
genocide
get the boys wearing dresses and thinking less about maths and demographic change
>>220009727CP ALERT!!! CP ALERT SHE"S UNDERAGE!!!! JANNNY MOOOODS
>>220009732cockmogs me! poster
leftypols pal
>>220009746you saying you only like the big ones? x
>>220009770genuinely so grim, just beyond the pale grimness
some extremely dire posts being made
>>220009770we have a mental health crisis!
why does penis length matter. not like a girl who has decided to shag you is going to turn it down once she has your trousers off. by then her fanny would be craving anything even a micro willy
>>220009770rorke, thats his culture mate, how could he have known?
>>220009770how come her father just doesn't kill 5000 niggers?
>>220009794You want repeat customers though innit
>>220009715He's still the same
you lads ever have those films that you've never sat down and watched the entire way through but you've seen so many bits and pieces you can't be bothered to actually watch it properly?Forrest Gump is that for me desu Braveheart too
>>220009781if i was gay yeah id be a size queen lowkey
>>220009770soulless eyes
>>220009770Only got 11 years btwImport cocaine though and they give you 30 years no problem
>>220009794you need length to shaglength is for thrusting and hitting the a spot consistently>>220009811so trueit's also a butterfly effect because she'll tell all her mates
>/brit/ decides to finally use my thread
the only time i ever had sex she laughed
>>220009824be who you are hun
big penises were invented by an englishman named willard long
>>220009819who exactly does this type of fellow appeal to?
Lovely Emma
why's it coldthought it'd be hot and that
>>220009820yeah tonspulp fictionkill billlayer cakethe last two bond films
>>220009835wrong. sex is a holistic sensual experience>>220009811the guys any girl is least likely to call back are the ones who just thrust away
>>220009794it doesn't really I'm a modest 4.7" and have had gfs and casual things, but lost my mojo after a girl at toil told everyone I had a small willard
>>220009794it's ultimately not that important but you basically cant even have normal intercourse if it's below a certain point. sex with like a 3 incher is basically scissoring
>>220009854clones of himself and zero women
bleeding amazon i knew they were gonna pull this shit I bought something that needs signing for they say no prime okay fine delivery wednesday and now i get the notification saying yes that shit's coming tomorrow no you can't change it every fucking time with these cunts they just send the shit out whenever
>>220009879you must have been mean to her. girls dont do that normally. there's a mutual assured destruction in all relationships that keeps peace in the world
Korean War - USA loses, DPRK survives.Cuban Revolution war & Bay of Pigs - USA loses, Cuban revolution succeeds.Vietnam War - USA loses, Viet Cong victory. Americans flee. Cambodian and Laotian regimes survive.Somalia - US failure, forced to flee the country by bronze age tribal Islamist militias.Iraq & Libya - US strategic failure, regimes decapitated but ISIS rises in their stead. Slavery returns to the region.Afghanistan - USA loses, Taliban victory. Americans flee.Iran - Outcome yet to be decided. Israel, Gulf States and US bases in flames. Oil and gas transportation routes closed.
Hate films.
>>220009715>party rockers in the house tonightthis one was based
Spent the entire day working from my smeggy incel bedroom sucking my teeth like a nigger at every email/teams message I get
someone in shop said my name (Jack) and I turned around to see who it was but they were actually calling for their son Jack
Sex with EmmaHer caramel thighs
who released the meningitis in kent then
>>220009715i miss the cringe the weirdos the freaks the soy everything so boring now
>>220009928kiwtwm (having a job)*sucks air in* shieeeeet
>>220009928Screaming
>>220009918so stupid. she leans back because it's a posed shot and she wants to look slim and elegant.
>>220009908american revolution: UK loses
>>220009929woah thats mad
Mousey predicted this....
need a doctor to cut my brain open and see which chemical im missing thats causing my depression
>>220009949cope
>>220009929do people ever say jack to get your attention then say off to be humorous
>>220009918Incels post shit like this, unironically believe it too, then wonder why they're alone.
>>220009962bit terrifying innit
>>220009879that's pretty massive
>>220009969not a argument
we pissed on nettles every day for 2 weeks.. what happened next will shock you
what is the stereotype of a zoomer man anywaywhat is their millennial soyface? They have one for the teens that zoomer haircut one but they are older now what is it
too bad for reform they peaked 3 years before the election lol
>>220009983no
>>220009950Nobody in the UK cares about that. Some irrelevant backwater breaks away because France crippled itself (leading mass famine and revolution at home) in order to fund their war.
>>220010004Don't even know what they are meant to be anymore
everyone ive had sex with said my willy is big but its barely over 6 inches
>>220009918
am a mental freak with many issues but have a 7 inch veiny willy so it all balances out in the end eould be lowkey suicidal if it was smaller
>>220009993what was supposed to happen to the piss and nettles that one anon was posting about a bit ago
>>220010004electing nigel farage as PM would be like pascal sauvage ascending the throne of england
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>>220010000
>>220009967vitamin c (cocaine)
>>220010010bro called America an irrelevant back water
>>220010031mouseys theories are years beyond our understanding
>>220009980what do you get out of flying into a seething rage when someone is mildly critical of women?
>>220010021girth?
>>220009854leftypol
Boomer gammon freak on the latest Question Time blamed the Green Party for Churchill being replaced by an otter on £5 notes.Reformoids are so retarded they believe the Greens control the Bank of England...
my willy shrunk from low test caused by a varicocele
>>220010028mine 7 inches too and there were days my life was so bad I wanted to kill myself I yeeted myself in front of a train and minus a lower leg survived. Honestly think that 2 inches of dick saved me that day, it's amazing how happy you can be as a complete retard freak as long as your pp big
>>220010001
>>220009967funny how doctors will say that depression is just brain chemicals or whatever, without them testing the levels of chemicals in your brain. it's almost like they're just making shit up because it's cheaper to drug people than to solve the issues that are creating unhappiness (issues like rich people hoarding wealth and making life more difficult for everybody else)
>>220010045it kind of was at the time, also the british people supported their independence at the time as well
>>220010031He was doing eugenics and looking for nettles which could survive in different environments
>>220010010sorry about brown skin
slicing my own cock smoove off with a robot wars circular saw
>>220010045It was at the time
wish I studies maths at A levels got into a good uni studies a STEM subject and made lots of money, that would've been the golden path really
>>220010074oh
millennials be like haha yeah do the harlem shakezoomers be like unalive yourself if you're not a 6'5 gigachad mogmaxxer on god
>>220010096
>>220009905nah she was just a chatty gigaslag I shagged as a one off and there was no attempt from either for anything more. we were friendly after the fact but then I found out she'd tell anyone who'd listen about my little member. don't really know why
no one's dick here is over 6 inches be quiet
>>220009816is this real
>>220009929Hit the Road Jack
>>220010061leftypol thinks women can be men and 60iq afghanis sheep herders are the same as your own family, so it's swings and roundabouts init it
>>220010065straihgt up man lol imagine having like a skinny 5 incher you're basically just masturbating with her pussy at that point
>>220010072>>220010085They certainly knew the importance of America pretty quickly From the King (James? Can't remember) at the times letters he knew America would be a massive success
why do zoomers say dick instead of cock
>>220010053I'm not seething or raging at all though. You're being argumentative and defensive because I joked that your misogynistic incel pseudoscience is nonsense.We get it. You hate women. If they so much as pose for a photo is means they're ungrateful sluts who hate men and are repulsed by their partners and only want money or something.Enjoy never having sex I suppose if that's the kind of nonsense you choose to fill your brain with.
>>220010117they'll call you an antisemite but never a liar
>>220010118women can become men rorke
>>220010151They call you a liar too
>>220010107
The working class electing Nigel Farage would be like turkeys voting for KFC !!!
harlem shake takes me back I really enjoyed my life back then. can't say the same now
swarthy Welsh women
>>220010174alistairs dad giving this a haha react on facebook
>>220010139Meltdown
zoomers be like i hate jews
US really should have allied with germany and japan
How does leftypol STILL believe in the blank slate
>>220010131black people think 'cock' is cringe for some reason
>>220010118Ahh yes trans people and Afghans are to blame for everything wrong in your life are they? Never mind the billionaire Epstein class, landlords, mass privatisation and ZOG. Fucking rightoid moron. Read Marx.
>>220010177Need to find out where she camps…
