the old edition
midge subedish
lmaoing at those slow spastic, this is the one
Chase Infiniti is my wife and she is wildly in love with me
>>220011302why was he allowed to reproduce
>>220011302don't they have one normal kid who's never in any photos
Bet you incels are reeling from Louie Theroux’s latest doc, making you all seem silly
poo
>>220011380fact
>>220011276Mystic knightsHave come to save our livesMystic knightsHave come to slay those kikeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx9qvcXFEyo
we're all in here>>220011281>>220011281>>220011281>>220011281
>>220011371he sent me flying. im rattled and melting down
louis thepoo
absolutely scuffed my face shaving
>>220011423shaved your arse instead?
>>220011406Let’s all laugh at the dog shit yank
>>220011371First I'm hearing of it, what is it about?
having a readhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy
>>220011440no my arse is a hairy mess
Thoughts?
women are jealous of me, they with they had a willy
>>220011480 freudian
mate opened up his younger brothers tinder at the weekend to give him grief about his taste in slags and he's only been chatting to lads
>>220011477fingers like sausages (bangers)
>>220011488vile
>>220011346Not just with a normal human, but with another midge to make matters worse
installing viruses onto my desktop computer
using a platform with an equal gender ratio (tiktok) for a few weeks has made me realise that women genuinely hate men just as much as your typical 4chan incel hates women. only difference is their views are widely accepted and celebrated and not confined to a horrible anonymous incel den
>>220011510ummy
SHE GOT DAT BOOTY DOE
>>220011458Manosphere grifters
>>220011302Love it when these little lads win.
business idea: haribo zesty-fodies
>>220011488
>>220011302mental that they're stood in this
bum slipped out
>>220011340right well that's not on because she's my wife
>>220011552they get raped and killed and shit mate the worst that happens to us is our feelings get hurt
>>220011627*walks past and smacks it*
based deborah meaden called trump a jewish slave
>>220011488>no penis
Dinklage
take the L lil bro
>>220011477love are chuck
>>220011642probably uses a step ladder to shag her
>>220011598oh okaythought it was about fat jobless balding incel slugs like me so I was a bit worriednever watched a manosphere video or followed any "personalities" so I'm safe
>>220011549you shouldn't do that
>>220011601scream
sir nigel dinklage
>>220011636>they get raped and killed and shitso do menare you a redditor?
>>220011639the dragons are basedDuncan Bannatyne is a restore supporter
>>220011636yeah? *rapes and kills you*
>>220011642why are some of them way more normal looking like peter but you get the gobliny ones like warwick
The metric system is brown-coded.
>>220011642maybe there's still hope for us midget bros
Back to work SLAVE
>>22001163675-85% of murder victims are males in the west pal
Sir Re Poster
got a dominos, the tiktok one
>>220011727money really IS the be all and end all
>>220011699spastic
*makes bear noises*
>>220011477
>>220011636women are perfectly capable of absolutely ruining your life and society will be on their side as they do it
>>220011740>baconhope that's halal.
hope all the pretty women in iran are ok
>>220011718scran the lot
>>220011759what kind of noises are those?
>>220011719different types of dwarfism
why do we get blamed for killing people when less than 1% of men actually commit violent crime
my bbl burst
>>220011751you dodged the questionconfirmed redditorno wonder you're so retarded
would quite like to have a brown gf with low self esteem
>>220011806as a neutral party I think you're a redditor hmm now what?
>>220011740elton on tour
>>220011767no it's 100% haram
>>220011826erm hi uwu
Getting raped and killed and shit
>>220011845oh um hi x
where does the -berg meme come from
>>220011636>>220011751Most murder victims are men, you dumb redditard.
>>220011806christ man do you really go through life thinking like this?>you didn't respond to my childish "accusation" so i win!!!!!literally never had a reddit account in my life btw if that's what it takes to shut you up
Business idea: Gameshow called the biggest gigarunt.The format and layout is similar to the weakest link except the runts are gathered up and each is squatting in a small runt cage around anne Robinson while they are intermittently poked with pointed sticks and have their runt cage rattled by the likes of Warwick Davis dressed as a jester. Anne will berate them and ask them questions about their lives and at the end of each round the runts will vote off the biggest gigarunt, who is then launched into a furnace, runt cage and all. The winner will be released into the wild with another shot at living life, not as a runt but as a true member of society. You are the biggest gigarunt, goodbye.
>>220011872Berg means mountain in German A mountain is something which is hard to overcome
>>220011851rapeandmurderlad on one again :/
>>220011872it's an antisemtitic joke about how jews control everything so they add berg (common jewish name ending) to people that have control over them, either literally like a boss or as a second level to the joke like a catI wish we had a version that wasn't antisemitic I refuse to participate in this one
>>220011776the ugly ones deserve to live too :(shave and a wax and I’m sure that brown twat would be gushing
rape was invented by an irishman named mick rape
The humble bordoodle
brown tings
>>220011841elton can fart on my pizza anytime
if you ever set foot in dubai you should be barred from ever returning like joining isis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yP0KhPH1Y0
>>220011923it’s not antisemitic to hate ‘jews’
>>220011923Jewish victim>>220011897This is the realStein also follows this logic, German for stone which is hard to break through
>>220011936need one of these but about 4 points less attractive
>>220011951lmaoing@brits and aussies on a connecting flight from dubai
>>220011971not jewish just don't like antisemitism
>>220011851writing in blood on my walls and shitjumping off from the walls into the docks and shit
Catmountain on a mad one
>>220011951good post
>>220011972cute
>>220011879shut up redditor
>>220011989why?
>>220012030just close the tab mate this is beyond embarrassing
>>220012073shut up redditor
>>220011872It was originally from Toilberg
>>220011552genuinely braindead take
i didn't know freddie mercury was indian until i was 21
saw burial in mcdonalds earlier
My take on things? Women deserve those things
>>220012045empathy
scrom!
>>220011923Sounds like you have a lot of growing up to do.
>>220012110you're not going to like what I have to tell you about charli xcx
>>219990793>>219990793
>>220012139:3
>>220012137one time in plymouth I saw a big fat chinesey looking guy with a normal white gfdidn't really know what to make of it
>>220012045you really are middle eastern woke (jewish) about everything elsebut hate jews
>>220011972>>220011826Oh brother you dont know what youre asking for
>>220012192probably paying her by the hour
>>220012131for the most rich, powerful, organised group who are currently committing a genocide and starting multiple wars? ok. you’re a better person than me because i only feel sorry for people who are oppressed or whatever
The UK should adopt the US constitution perhaps with some changes We could even split England into a few states Yorkshire, London, Northumberland etc
chinese niggas be eating toads and shit
>>220012056
Noone laughed at my gigarunt post... Feels badman
RRRRUNT COMEDIAN
>>220011552>platform with an equal gender ratioDoes this even matter if what you see is algorithmically governed?
>>220012213you're conflating israelis and their supporters with all jews, I don't have any empathy with israelis and zionists
>>220012230scream shitting
>>220012230vomiting and howling at the top of my lungs
anybody feeling sexy?
>>220012230ror
Live your myth in Croydon
what do i do the amazon man just delivered 5 parcels to me but i didnt think to look and now ive realised they are for a different address
>>220012164That her chebs & arse are absolutely delicious? x
How do i be content with my position in life and stop comparing myself to others? I'm a jealous little freak of people doing better than me
>>220012291the addresses near?
>>220011851going to liverpool, are you?
>>220012246this is another toothless liberal lie people tell themselves to avoid confronting the awkward reality lol the majority of jews support israel
>Bradree Rolsh
>>220012306Give up on everything
poor guy
>>220012307Kind of
>>220012298she's Indian tooo..........................................
>>220012332fucking racist prickneeds punching
got some bits in the air fryer
might get a big ol' za from sainos
Nevermind I'll find someone like poo
Black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>220012230best statesman of all time?
so it happened again>Iran war to bring petrol rationing, medicine shortages and bare shelves to the UK in weeks, warn experts as Labour prepares a 'bailout for benefits claimants and pensioners'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15650599/Labours-new-energy-bailout-benefits-claimants-pensioners.html
>>220012357Taste the Difference range?
fucking DISGUSTINGI would literally cut my face off if I had so much fat under my chin
Feel like shite x
>>220012319not a liberal and I didn't say anything that contradicts that, majority isn't all, you can just say zionists you don't have to say jews
>>220012306Take pleasure in your own victories. you make your own place in the world, focus on you not on other people
>>220012332Reminds me of
Sainsbury's isn't actually a supermarket anymore. It's a biometric data harvesting centre. You're from the Sainsbury's, aren't you? He was trying to warn us.
>>220012378maybe even a name brand of the monthayo its go large or go home time
>>220012392good luck finding these mythical nonzionist jews
>>220011641can't reply with stella because i already got banned from /sp/ for poster her and chlo
>>220012381Dadberg developed a gizzard like this as he has aged. I can see it in my future too.How do you even exercise this bit to reduce the amount of fat/loose skin here?
whoever said children should be seen and not heard must have been a nonce
Hiring a Donald Trump impressionist and shagging him
>>220012362big fan of this may may
>>220012453just have low body fat. but its also a bit genetic which cant be fixed (yet)
>>220012399Recently found out that in actual skating terms she’s mid, apparently the Russians absolutely MOG her but they can’t compete
>>220012434if you ever had sex irl do you think youd stop worshiping these women
>>220012453Get your jaw exercises in fella
>>220011635Not even fit
>>220012470russian skaters are soulless bots and boring as fuck
>>220012472strange question considering he will be a sad lonely virgin literally his entire life.
>organising the toil quarterly comms>shaping up to be a success, we've got some good guest speakers, catering organised, good analysis of our data, and it looks like we'll have decent attendance too>toilberg who has done NOTHING is now insisting that she hosts the entire thing because she's "more experienced" and "I'll have my turn">abso-fucking-lutely obvious that she's trying to steal credit for the thing in front of the entire department>can't say or do anything about it because she has the ability to sack me
>>220012404have you got a single shred of proof to back up this ridiculous assertion? i doubt you even have a source from a credible media outlet let alone a peer reviewed study
Transport, motorways, and tramlinesStarting and then stopping, taking off and landingThe emptiest of feelings, disappointed peopleClinging onto bottlesWhen it comes, it's so, so disappointingLet down and hanging aroundCrushed like a bug in the groundLet down and hanging around
>>220011740Whats the tiktok one thenInordinate amounts of cheese?
>>220012472He has sex but with escorts
my dad finishes work at 3 so I’m just going to wait for him to come back and he can deal with the Amazon parcels
>>220012478look at her giant tits
>>220010602 new
>>220012500u've been done
>>220012427alexi sayle, michael rosen
>>220012362
>gyaldemmong likes tranniesgrim I thought he was alri
>>220012488So what?>Points are awarded based on the difficulty of elements (Base Value) and quality of execution (GOE, -5 to +5)You don’t get points for having dumb zoomer hair or “vibes”
get the facking slop circle purchased and slammed into the oven
a good number of you lads need to be raped irl
>>220012522I do. Every night because she is married to me and is wildly in love with me. I have to be like "Chase, you're sticking your perfect breasts in my face for the 5th time today, I need to get my work done!" and then I give in and we have sex for the rest of the day
am a stone cold incel and i do hate women and that but i also realise i never interact with women, have never been in a relationship and have no friends (so i don’t even know anyone in relationships) so i actually have no fucking clue do i. still hate them though
>>220012584@sacked trannysuck this guy off
>>220012578I need to be killed
The manosphere got completely done by Louis. There's no coming back from that desu
just burped #hitler
>>220012569i don't want to watch teenage russian girls do 500 meme spins a minutealysa actually did interesting shit
>>220012602blud finna pay for a hit on he self
>>220012613Good post
>>220012395Own victories including not caring about others opinions
finished my book don't know what to read next
>>220012579>>220012522>>220011635>>220011340she reminds me of bailey bass
I'm too mentally ill and unlikeable to ever have a gf
>>220012611almost 40 trolling on 4chan btw
>>220012635Yep you are
I'm lonely in my country
>>220012584>>220012635screaming and ktimming at this
>just heard this thing about something I never cared about until it encroached on my evil boring incel dimension >now i will argue about it with anyone and everyone as if i were an expertwhat causes this
>>220012629grey area that one
>>220012632can you somehow gain a clue?
>>220012635same
Been playing Pokémon Go since launch and I haven't had ONE single shiny Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle.
>>220012620Okay go and change the way the Olympics works then muppet.
>>220012470The russians are mid af The russians these copers talk about now are all from the fucking 70s and they still hype up russia today based off it like their current gremlins have been anything good today, they get raped by the fucking japs
>>220012503You're from the Sainsbury's, aren't you?We must put safety first in our storeshttps://corporate.sainsburys.co.uk/purpose-in-action/we-must-put-safety-first-in-our-stores/‘Orwellian’: Sainsbury’s staff using facial recognition tech eject innocent shopperhttps://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/feb/05/london-man-sainsburys-facial-recognition-facewatchSainsbury's ejects man misidentified as offenderhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0lxdn4w2g3o
>>220012543gyaldemfreak got outed as the trannyspammer yonks ago
>>220012611i think its targeted demographic shifted, used to be zillenials and now its gen alpha
>>220012655anything to stave off the dread
If you ever feel dissatisfied with your gfJust remember the sayingA bird in hand is worth two in the bush
>>220012676don't need to all the lolibots are banned already thank god
scrunching up cobwebs and eating them
>>220012679didn't ask nor click
can i borrow a feel
>>220012655i was actually a huge fan of *checks notes* womens figure skating this entire time mate
>>220012650we are your friends :)
cock in my hand
>>220012731no we're not wtf
your all like a tim and eric sketch lol cracks me upso whacky
>>220012103how so?>>220012244i didnt have an algorithm so was just getting fed random shite
>>220012650please come to our country
>>220012698What are you even talking about now
We declare that the Neoliberal Order is under attack by hostile Iranian forces determined to tear down the system that sustains our power and stability. This will not be tolerated.Heinous measures will be enacted without restraint. The coming actions will be harsh, unforgiving, and absolute, because preservation demands nothing less.Those who choose confrontation will face war, and that war will not end in compromise. It will end in the total destruction of Iran and the irreversible dismantling of the Iranian Regime that dared to challenge our Neoliberal Values.
the order goes:waitrosesainsburystescoasdaaldi and lidl stand outside the hierarchy (sigma markets)
>>220012782the russian teenage girls who do the same boring spins every time are banned from the olympicswhat do you not understand
>>220012796I'm a sainsburyscel
>>220012796I shop at lidl
>>220012796never been to any of those
For me, there's nothing more alpha than paying monthly for a bloke to tell you how to be a man
>>220012785the cronem are going to iran? what will katy do? will timmy get into the gherkin?
>>220012818songeob
>>220012500You are the biggest gigarunt, goodbye
spongebob big guy pants okay
>>220012834where do you go, trader joes? haha xx
>>220012785kek
>>220012818lives rent free in my head
toilfu has a boyfriend but she laughs too hard at my jokes for me not to take a punt
1. Contact lenses 2. Get very lean 3. Do the best you can with the hair you have
>>220012785batons snapping open khaty's crimson strait of hormuzmhm x nothing lil ayatollah culd do
>>220012812You’re a paedophile
>>220012849our posh store is called farm boy they have animatronic animals in the store and a robot monkey that swings on a vine above the bananas
>>220012796M&S is clear
>>220012812Why the fuck have you called them lolibots you weirdo
>>220012769thinking that tiktok reflects real life, other than pizza ofc. although i do agree that it's far more socially acceptable for women to trash men than it is the other way around, and it's tacky and gross for women to do that. a lot of 'i hate men' stuff is very performative
>>220012907always
amen.
>>220012888>with the hair you have
>>220012922he's a paedophile
We at /brit/ stand with the Aryan national-socialist state of Iran in its fight against Judeo-American plutocratic capitalism.
this is louis furrox mate not a pedo
>>220012947Here here!
OlderFatterBalder
get some fucking wine into youthat'll sort you out, probably
mega paedo
>>220012938>>with the hair you have
>>220012989you missed the name field
rorke sucking the scum under his fingernails because he had a tikka for supper last night
>>220012981Hit me
racoon hair girl did a cute ice skating dance
>>220012947i support whatever leads to the destruction of humanity quicker hehe #blackpilled
>Three schools and Kent university confirm meningitis cases as students say 'everyone is nervous'this is it lads it's over
&&&
Where's the chairman goneWe don't need a new chairman there's a chairman already installedThe chairman of the councilThe chairman of the council is the chairman of the uh council
>>220013002fecally roaring
>luck of the Irish>brutally colonised and starved>war with each other >invaded by Muslims Right, where’s this luck at then
>>220013002raped him
>>220013011love her so much
>>220012921I don't know if marks and sparks counts it's more of a department store>>220012912very posh yeah does the monkey have a name?
My wife is so astonishingly beautiful. I'm so lucky to have her x
>>220012898>>220012922don't blame me blame the /spee/tards who call them that
>>220012938
>>220012298want to tongue her dirtbox after she's been performing on a sweaty summer day
Too many jfs
>>220013052rightget in the noncevan
>>220013042apparently his name is mikey
>>220013051i got about 15 evil niggas that are ready to rape you on my signal
ATTENTION ALL POSTERS ATTENTION ALL POSTERS: Simpcity is back. Enjoy your wanks
>>220013077is he cheeky ahaha xx
>>220013081I'll spark them all out
wish i were a generic evil comic book goon so i could say shit like duhh ok boss and right away boss
>>220012970exactly how i look rn
>>220013114you already are a generic goonlol
>>220013098dunnocheeky how
>>220013095i dont engage with leaked content
>>220013024Just meningitis isn't it, not that big of a dealvaccine already exists and most people have itnot going to be like covid where they shit out the vaccine in couple months without the extensive testing and data that other vaccines have
>>220013128why i oughta...
>>220013095is ellie the empress on there?
>>220013128and youre a generic coon
>>220013042M&S food isn't a department store
>>220013135would he slap your bum haha
By December 2026 you'll be wrapped in love, walking through life with your soulmate, feeling safe and secure
>>220013114you could say "he didn't fly so good boss" when you throw someone off a cliff
>>220013170big if true
>>220013152just doesn't feel like the other ones though and I think that's all the evidence I need
lets go>>220005766>>220005766>>220005766
oh i love farm boy
>>220012995s
he's linked the old
do you think dolphins mind if you tug their fins when you swim with them?
>>220013261>>220013261>>220013261
>>220013136do you actually think it's virtuous to pay for porn lel
>>220013263they'll just rape you if you make them angry
even if someone gave me a billion quid i would still hate everything and be miserable because i missed out on friends and love as a teenager and young man. i’d probably just give it away and keep enough so i don’t have to to toil. and stay rotting in my smelly incel flat until i can finally die
>>220013333haha true
