Ruby ruby ruby edition
M&S really isn't that expensive, especially for the essentials. It's on par with Aldi for price but with much better quality.
>>220013261needs a right good seeing to
Sneed sneed R L stein
I think I would hate to be called ruby, I would always just think I'm not even named after the rarest gem
>>220013289just demonstrably not true
>>220013261she'd get in in every hole
>>220013279just post the cronem mate
>>220013339^ iranian agent
There are Thai men with tits working as sex workers who are better looking than any hag you walk past in this country. No wonder everyone tried to ship off to wherever the fuck
>>220013363timmy rationalising his suppressed homosexuality
had my tea
even if someone gave me a billion quid i would still hate everything and be miserable because i missed out on friends and love as a teenager and young man. i’d probably just give it away and keep enough so i don’t have to to toil. and stay rotting in my smelly incel flat until i can finally die.
its never too late to experience teenage love
>>220013261Quirky "modest" homemaker influencers like this are all massive sluts for bbc behind the scenes
the cronems are here
>>220013431its fonem now.
>>220013399ktim
Utterly fucked it with the Bumble matchAutocorrect kept changing when I typed her name from Miriam to Maria now she's ghosted me probably thinking I'm talking to some other girl
>>220013363yeah
>>220013399you could shag an escort every day with that lad
neighbourstiens catbergs onamadoneowitz
>>220013261who is this young lady and where is her hijab?
>>220013511nah she got a call that cronem baby daddy just got out of prison
>>220013516im a level 9999999999 goy and this is is my video i saved
>>220013322It's literally and objectively true. Milk, vegetables, butter, bread. All the same price as Aldi
I am gaySo What?
>>220013424um
poo
If I were a billionaire I'd just buy my own forest and then live in the middle of nowhere on my own nature reserve
>>220013399this is true. apparently studies show that we have basic temperaments and they tend to stay the same regardless of circumstance. when people win a big lotto, the first couple of years will see an increase in happiness but after that people go back to how they were before. those who were miserable before go back to being miserable. same for unhappy circumstances like being put in a wheelchair. people who were happy before will generally go back to being happy
>>220013576ktim
>>220013576for me it's a castle tower on a rocky outcrop in an area prone to lightning and storms
>>220013567so why havent you posted your bum thenif youre as gay as you say
>>220013554s
Have Salisbury tier facial hair me.
>>220013567At least give bisexuality a try unless you want the white race to become extinct
What are you going to do(I'm not really gay but I am protest gay)
>>220013576That kind of mindset is why you're not a billionaire though
>>220013558i mean it's just not true
Just shaved using Astra Superior Platinum Double Edge Razor Blades
so annoying when I get a few episodes into a show then it goes woke they really need to add it as a genre on imdb
haven't heard from escortlad for a while
>>220013667what's gone woke recently?
if were a billionaire i’d have loads of money and would buy stuff
>>220013674I'm here ladseeing her again this week x
>>220013662based chadman and his russian blades. same brand I use
wonder what sex with her was like
>>220013690you'd be my sugar papi
>>220013710didn't know they were RussianbaZed
>>220013724when do you reckon big phil was last able to give her a proper royal seeing to?
>>220013724rigid
>>220013695good boy
love god but am addicted to porn and have a gf of 3 years that i do not intend to marrynot sure WHAT to do
sneezed all over my phone and laptop
The name's Gainer. Clue Gainer.
>>220013695You're gonna be spending like 7 grand a year
Hey guys I use Astra razor blades in case you missed my post and then me replying to myself twice so I think you would like to know that
>>220013652Prove me wrong then.
>>220013724>>220013750I would've given her a proper seeing to.The royal treatment as it were
Britain has a future in the National Rebirth Party. All other parties will lead us to further ruin.
>>220013787but i do use the same brand as the aforementioned based chadman
>>220013724her sister was a notorious slag, so wouldn't shock me if she was a bit looser too when the cameras were off
>>220013787i use some cheap egyptian onesthey do the job
Wilkinson sword. Proper British blades, none of that forrin muck for me thanks.
>>220013821one thing which always strikes me is that pretty much the only people really interested in extremist politics (of any variety) tend to bed the oddest looking freaks going
Katy Perry - Teenage Dream [PC Music Remix]
>tfw you realize leftists are just spiteful mutants doing bioleninism
Just watched a woman get arrested who was so fat they had to link 3 handcuffs together She was very porky!
>>220013162no he seems shy
>>220013859>In 2000, the company closed its razor plant in the UK and consolidated production in Germany. In 2014, the company further moved most of its production to the Czech Republic.oh no no no
>>220013859you must pay a fortune just to shave your face. astra are £6 for 100.
i can break these cuffs
>>220013821absolutely hilarious combination of clothing there
>>220013686in the americans in the 3rd episode she cucks her husband with a black fella so I switched it off and told the gf we're watching something else
don't have to shave, me
blud just replied to 4 hour old post
Uh oh, BBC News has upgraded the Kent meningitis story to a live feed
>Car park firm NCP collapses with nearly 700 jobs at riskLiterally how do you lose money running a car park?
>>220013859Wilkinson sword blades are dogshitirritated the fuck out of my face when i used themAstra blades leaves my skin super smooth
kent bros how we doing?
>>220013858s
>>220013858patrick
>>220013932buy car parks in places no one wants to park
>>220013930No Vaxtards will kill us all
might buy a car park
>>220013930no doubt youll be screenshotting every live update and going into hysterics over it here
Third school with meningitis cases now. Paramedics running around in hazmat suits. Hospital staff told to wear full ppe. Students set to return home for Easter where they'll spread it into their local communities.Are you ready for Pandemic 2.0? Stock up on beans n deenz
>>220013932>BBC News has contacted the British Parking Association, which represents car park operators, for comment.
>>220013932>Literally how do you lose money running a car park (that rips people off)?ftfy
@grok generate a picture of James Cleverly riding a British lion in front of the gherkin. put text above in fireworks reading "onyx strike approved"
Haka toil looms
im wearing green tomorrow
Why do you refuse to accept that M&S isn't that expensive? It's ok to be incorrect you know, I'm not shaming you
>>220013996sc
back on the huel me, it's a better life
Gherkin Defence Force launching preemptive strikes towards pang pang's nail salon
>>220013984it mainly affects people between 18 and 25 so this thread will be completely fine
>>220013991Literally all car parks rip you off though, it's not exclusively npc that overcharge
>>220013891Make it stop, please >>220013897I don't pay anything other than for the electric to charge my electric razor
>application for a Barclays credit card got rejectedIt just not right
>>220013914shame it's one of the best tv shows ever made I think also she's not cucking him she's a spy
cheeky bottle of wine on a monday nightwhy not
Any houseplant man in?
>>220014002
>>220014048got a shit credit score?
>>220013932people avoid parking in them because there are always druggies hanging around and needles all over the place
>>220013914>in the americans in the 3rd episode she cucks her husband with a black fellaCORRR
>>220014048got an avios plus myself
dying from second hand embarrassment
dying from first hand embarrassment
>>220014048you must have a -600 credit scorenobody on the planet has been rejected from barclaycard
>>220014048get an amex retard
just composed this utterly evil incel music for me to play in my evil incel castlehttps://voca.ro/18wn0oUQdAWh
>>220014066Bread, milk, slow cooked black pepper beef. All the essentials, as I said. Mong.
*does a dance*
living from third foot pride
squid game meningitis
Got tricked into paying for Mousey's Patreon after his amazing Twitch streams but it's fucking rubbish, you just get a monthly screenshot of the last 15 YouTube videos he's watched
why did he change his name from easyfun to finn keane
>>220014119dance party
>>220014043>electric razorgoycoded
>>220014138id pay £30 a month for thatwe all wouldpolscum
>>220014023Never tried it. Does it taste like milkshake as good as frijj for example?
>>220014114quality scaring the hoes music
>>220014053it's shite they just dress up in wigs and fake noses every episode and walk into CIA offices literal normie brainrot show
>>220014070Nope but I am unemployed on benefits. I could have just lied in the application form but I like to be honest with things like this.>>220014110I just wanted it for the 50 quid Amazon gift card you get for signing up for one. I probably would never have even used it.
Toby stop ripping people off ok
are we joining the hormuz peace board, lads? we missed our chance with the board of peace
>>220014187simply not true the spywork is basically background
I pay 20 pounds per month for Claude premium
GDF (gherkin defence force) sperm retrieval squad extracting the cum from a fallen cronem's baton so it can be used to impregnate katy back home and she can have that mixed race baby she's always dreamed of
>unemployed>applying for credit
>>220014182like a bready milkshake, not a sweet as a frijj. lived on it for 7 days
>>220014208lads having a melty because his war isn't going well
>>220014234Scream
>>220014184Thanks, I also composed this, for a similar purposehttps://voca.ro/15JEZmtCFK01
We declare that the Neoliberal Order is under attack by hostile Iranian forces determined to tear down the system that sustains our power and stability. This will not be tolerated.Heinous measures will be enacted without restraint. The coming actions will be harsh, unforgiving, and absolute, because preservation demands nothing less.Those who choose confrontation will face war, and that war will not end in compromise. It will end in the total destruction of Iran and the irreversible dismantling of the Iranian Regime that dared to challenge our Neoliberal Values.
>>220014234I think you've gone a bit far with this one and need some professional help
ai hymen checker app
might go in for another wank
>>220014230Mousey is better than Claude
>>220014114i like how it literally spends three and a half minutes trying to resolve but never does
>>220014246excellent brooding in the castle tunes
sheepsteins moved in yesterday
>>220013467AI is actually based.
>>220014266sup crodieyou can get a manual hymen check at snappy snaps x
Calling 999 out of concern for Mousegod as he seems to have gone off the rails
>>220014208says there we're not invited
>>220014264no this was a parody of what the IDF actually does, look it up
>>220014299oh my DAYS
i enjoyed the sopranos but i don’t think it’s really that good. it’s mostly only good in a meme way like “haha le funny italian-american tough guys and their wacky antics”. the “psychology” really isn’t that deep. all tv is slop really
mousefreaks we need to stage an intervention
>>220014158Phillips I've owned it for 10 years, never changed the blades. Clean them every now and then. It's getting a bit blunt now though. I've also got a straight razor but to shave with it is like a whole ritual that takes ages. I don't buy blades or shave cream, just dry shave and put some moisturizer on after if my skins dry. The goyim buys blades repeatedly, endlessly consooming
>>220014295wife and her family?
>>220014315that's why i'm voting for zack polanski so he can get us out of nato and join the hormuz peace board instead
mouseavengers assemble! let's get mousey to the hospital!
Farage desperate to join the Iran war so he can create more refugees to complain about
>last 3 videos of Netanyahu have been AIhe's dead but they can't say it without causing a civil war in Israel
>>220014343can't have this now due to woke
still nobody knows why they were down that hole
>>220014343evil ai misinformation
/brit/ supports Zack Polanski in his quest to make women's breasts bigger
Boiling some late night meat sticks
>>220014331It's mid, same with Rome desu. I really liked the Wire up until season 3. Funnily enough I didn't care for season 4 which everyone on the internet sucks off
>>220014353all female, some are preggers
>>220014356He actually wants a new NATO so we're not so reliant on the retarded yanks. Nice try rorke. Maybe bring up the breast enlargement thing next time, Im sure THIS time it will work
>>220014390you've been busy then
>>220014368he's not dead just busy enjoying how many children they killed on the first day
>>220014316*looks it up*these yids are something else fucking hellrevising my opinion of the post, rating it quality satire
>>220014383>>220014396Right on cue
>>220014385Weird. Same kitchen as Spaki had with his Tesco mince on his Canadian flag. Weird.
woke just knocked at my door. this is it lads, I must confront what's there come what may
the 9/10 supervisor started asking me to do something and I told her I'd already done it and she pointed at me and said "I fucking love you"
>>220014349well that's me done then isn't it
>>220014379https://youtu.be/QDVcfWhp8iE?si=e_tFFUcc4sImp73P
2026 really isn't Rorke's year so far is it
>>220014359LOLsup crodie? gang all here posting bout black men xwe luv dat
what a load of fucking SHITE
>>220014418gave up veganism.
>>220014409not welsh though am i
Mousey give the people what they want. Weekly videos of rambling about nonsense. NOT JAP HORSE MOBILE GAMES THEY ARE SHIT
>>220014331stick to pakistan's got talent mate
lincoln would have had no tolerance for woke
>>220014467Screaming
>>220014385that's a UK hob if I have ever seen one
>>220014469should have said "i-i l-love you too" then started crying
>>220014473fake
rorke senior and his new toyboy
rorke unmasked
the pensions must end
>>220014397>>220014497LOLblack men lookin handsome and sleek xwe luv dat
>>220014515now THAT’S a post
hm remember when you pretended to be an elderly black man?
they're not allowed to call crazy dave crazy anymorebecause of the woke
>>220014518Was this a reference to blacks being humans?
3 straight months of stagnant house prices. Been stuck on only a 22k increase since I boughtine. Disgusting.
might get ahmed to deliver me goyslop
>>220014529*yawn*
>>220014632ktim, already doing it though
>>220014638you probably got vaccinated
>>220014544Parents sending their children to a nursery with a male staff memberActually braindead
>>220014643>mtwhat does this mean?
Heatherpaedo melty
Rorke simply being asked to define what "woke" means and melting down into a pink blob
RBRS check48.5% in 12 months
>>220014667kind sir dont worry
are you all so retarded and worthless that you want the parasite (and the BE flag poster) to be posting herei tell you every day to report their postsdo as you are told
>>220014544They gotta stop putting men with the nonce phenotype in jobs with kids
>>220014544men shouldn’t be working in nurseries women should be at home so there’s no need to send kids to nurseries
>>220014704report them for what?
Tom Scott looking ZESTY lately hot damn
*Looks at my mold jar*we're looking at 20% ROI here, AT LEAST
>>220014704fuck up
>>220014714trolling outside of /b/me though? im reporting them for violating us law (mt or m2 means 2 years under age of consent)
>>220014643LOLwe suckin sir rosenior's fatty xmhmmzesty mandem
might shoot an Indian man in the head
>>220014743youre weird
>>220014700could you please explain to me what "mt" or "m2" means
>>220014704sybau minimod
>>220014467everyone who voted tory in 2019 should be fed into a minefield
>>220014528I literally did say "I love you too" and then quickly moved away in case I started blushing
>>220014726post a pic I can't be googling
Invest in RBRSI've been telling you for 12 monthsWhy don't you want free money
absolutely draining this bottle of 19 crimes
>>220014753youre weird
>>220014764impersonatorgo away
>>220014764youre a paedophile hang yourself>>220014767this is the parasite. report it
>>220014772kek based
>>220014788impersonatorreal ziedy loves sir rosenior's fattyjust go away
why does he love Ukraine so much idgi
Just spent £14,000 on magic the gathering cards lolBank gave me a phone call because they thought I was hacked
>>220014816he fights for justice
Going to move to the bedroom methinks. Time for some chocolate and juice with multivitamin
>>220014817should have bought gold you madman
>>220014817disgusting that human beings can be this mindbroken by corporations that they will spend money on cards with pictures on
>>220014810LOLrapid tap on ziedy's arse xcronem luv when he work it
>>220014839you do your vitamins at night?
>>220014835like fighting for pedo woody allen?
>>220014817How'd it feel telling them that you're a stupendous virgin and that you did in fact spend 14k on a children's card game?
phone call with the 'rents touchdown in 8 minutes
>>220014886ziedy clartedoh he leakin xhe leakin bad x
my stupid fucking phone won’t charge because there’s dirt and shit in the charging hole and I can’t do my usual stick a paper clip down there because apparently it’s dangerous
batondem? yeah?
>>220014905it's not a children's card game it's an adult's card game and that is worse
janitor you can ban me for misclassifying reports or whatever (but you should know he’s talking about niggers raping underage girls)
>>220014900Yeah vitamin after I've eaten dinner so it's not on an empty stomach. You do yours in the morning?
>>220014839>>220014900you should only take vitamin B and D in the morning else it ruins your sleepi do my vitamins in the morning then only take zinc and magnesium before bed time x
>>220014933ridiculous sharpie eyebrows
>>220014944with whatever I eat first in the day yeah
>>220014931yeahhh we love the batondem xwould love for them to snap us open
writing things down
looking at a house. it's a semi-detachedtheir neighbours sold for £188k in 2020, and their asking for £220k. might try and meet them halfway and ask them if they'll settle for £200k
haha onyx rapid!!
Getting this evening's PJW
>>220014978Blog on
>>220014955oh I just have one pill that does everything xx
On the thiamine me
>>220014978>their asking forlearn english first mate
ts tuff idgaf
>>220015003what's that do?
wish I was umbunny
>>220014998take it in the morning x
How the fuck is Sarah Hyland white?
>>220015025Supposed to clear the old mind and make you a bit sharper. Feel like I've noticed a difference but very possible I've just placeboed myself. Who cares. Niggers.
nu-night ziggeh see ya in the morning pal
I'm feeling kind of ummy, I'm feeling kind of >.<the dreams in which I'm :3 are the best I've ever had
you should be allowed to give meth to your wife
deeply unfunny thread
jeremys... iron
when your gf gets your so drunk you can't push her off so you just accept you're going to be a father
new geowizard out lads
>>220015079Stretching the old arse hole with screws.
>>220015086fuck that racist shitgibbon
>>220015033I'll get it down my throat and swallow every morning xx
>>220015094grow up
>>220015086>tfw u realise he meant klan wizard
don't know what to fucking eatmight just go maccies again
>>220015056ummy
Anyone else watching the intelcamslive stream?
>>220013414immediately knew it was AI because the cat was not in the pan
I'm feeling kind of giga, I'm feeling kind of chadthe dreams in which I'm mogging are the best I've ever had
>>220015126Get a clue you vile rodent
just had a gdk
>>220015109oo er missus
>>220015152lul
>>220015168gay danish koch?
>>220015094Gibbons don't throw shit, that's chimps or roma
>>220015172kek
I'm feeling kind of knighted, I'm feeling kind of blandthe dreams in which I'm starmer are the worst I've ever had
>>220015185>>220015189What's the joke here then? He ruined his own gimmick.
I say 'um' IRL
do NOT post the cravendale
funny how ocd can ruin peoples lives
Reminder. Sir Jimmy Savile was never arrested, never taken to court, never found guilty of any alleged crime and ultimately never served time. In the eyes of the justice system he did nothing wrong.
feeling kinda nigga, feeling kinda blackthe dreams in which im shucking were the best i ever had
post the cuties
good grief
you will NOT post the miceyou will NOT post the petersyou will NOT post the dragonsyou will NOT post the arisyou will NOT post the umbunniesyou will NOT post the horses
>>220015243neither was Hitler
map men map men map men men men
>>220015180german doner kebab like
>>220015263Umbunnies and Aris aren't outlawed
gorpheus on the botty again yh?
and the new?
>>220015265The subject of my post was Sir Jimmy Savile. As right as you are.
saddersickerpoorer
zelensky met with epstein 3 times epstein stayed in kiev a month before he was made president
New>>220015314
>>220015296thats you done
>>220015263he knows he's not allowed
>>220015311that’s nothing. spaincunt was there more than Epstein and he owned the place
