I became a millionaire at 25 years of age yet I am still really unhappy with my life. Does it happen in your country?
>>220015256HolyR A R EARE
>>220015256Bequeath me your money so we can both be happy
>>220015256bro lives in jersey
low quality rage bait
>>220015284This is a small island country near France well known in the UK for being a tax haven which is why I'm here.It's really nice but very expensive. You don't need a visa to move here if you have a UK passport.>>220015289Trust me bro you don't want it.>>220015392Had a phone call with an accountant from there. Spammed my reddit account thinking I was in New Jersey and it took us a good 30 mins to work out.
>>220015473I want it and you don't. I already know what I would do with the extra time.
>>220015473Don't give it to him give it to me. I read and write german philosophy. Give me 10k and I will be good for a year and I will be your personal confidant
>>220015424This is my biggest holding account. Got a few more, total value over £1 mil. All me, grew up with an abusive single mother on bennies/welfare.I've been on 4chan for 15 years now.
>>220015617Give me your money so i cansafeguard it in a vault
>>220015605Nah give it to me, this guy seems like an asshole. If you give it to me I won't bother you at any point
How did you make the money?
>>220015473>This is a small island country near France well known in the UK for being a tax haven which is why I'm here.Maybe that's why you're unhappy, retard.
>>220015256If it doesn't make you happy anyway then how about you give me some?
>>220015811I really like it here, happier than I've ever been. I've always suffered from depression/MH due to awful abusive childhood.>>220015775Did loads of random stuff as child to make money. Sold stuff on playground, min wage job when old enough, extremely frugal etc. By 19 at £25k NW, then started trading and hit £1 mil at 25.
>>220015256Do you know the Sheikh?
>>220015256You can just give a bunch of money to anons here instead of whining and complaining you pathetic trust fund baby
>>220015256 I'm still broke at 25 and I'm happy
>>220015256>>220015617shut the fuck up, you are just doing this to show how rich you are.
>>220015617>main potis this like a poker app or something, since when have people started calling funds pot?
>>220015617Congrats. Stop disclosing this.
>>220015617>1.5% RRYikes
>>220015915My mates parents went to jersey for a week holiday and they bought nazi merch. Do they really sell that stuff there? They also felt poor when going out to eat lmao
It's better to be an unhappy millionaire than an an unhappy poorfag
>>220018691Managing 500k isn't a joke bro
>>220018640>>220018691>>220018691Trading 212 is just the highest no risk interest account you can keep cash in for UK citizens, think it's 3.6% a year. Can trade stocks too.Used to be rev ultra but that went to shit a few months ago. Obviously not going to keep it there long term.>>220018791No, they hate Nazis far more than in UK due to occupation. There is stuff related to this everywhere, loads of stuff called things like "liberation xyz"It is expensive, but not uber expensive. You can clearly see there are a lot of overlords from the UK here who drive the luxury demand.
>>220019016How did you make the money to invest? I would be quite good at investing shit but Im broke and losing every single opportunity
>>220015392Kek.>>220015605I write german philosophyKek>>220015617I grew up in the same circumstances. What must I do to become a millionaire and move to Jersey?
>>220019107Did loads of random stuff as child to make money. Sold stuff on playground, min wage job when old enough, extremely frugal etc. By 19 at £25k NW,No offence and not trying to be rude but I would be skeptical of this. It is way way easier to get to like £10k-£50k just through working than it is to invest successfully. The stress and difficulty is off the charts.
>>220019107>I would be good at investing shitHow can you know this? Insider trading is banned in the pasta industry as well, Luigi con Caprese.
>>220019269>Insider trading is banned in the pasta industry as well,Yet the most successful investors all do it
>>220019291>Brazillian doesn't consider white-collar crimes to be crimesWhat's next? You're gonna say you like football?
>>220019243Honestly think it just came down to being an absolute grafter, super ambitious and really gifted academically (though only certain areas like maths/logic/science). Also being super ballsy and super patient at the same time.Don't underestimate just how far working really really hard (at something which might make money ofc) and being really frugal with money can get you either.
>>220019267>No offence and not trying to be rude but I would be skeptical of this. It is way way easier to get to like £10k-£50k just through working than it is to invest successfully. The stress and difficulty is off the charts.Yeah I did not mean making money to invest by investing.>>220019269I know when to buy and hold
>>220019334Did you finish Uni?
>>220015617>15 years>claims to be 25 years oldnigga really wants me to believe he was on here at 10 12? maybe. but 10? no way faggot
>>220015473>I want to go to the island>I want to go to the island>I want to go to the island
>>220019420I was here at 10Pedos on /b/ made me post my nudes there
>>220019323I do, but it's true that most brazilians don't think it's a crime
>>220019016fuck, just checked the messages and he said they bought the swastika medal at a museum
So uhm, what app should i be using to invest. I have lots of money saved but i just rot in my room
>>220019513Want to make an island with me? We'll make it less expensive than Jersey and have nazi stuff everywhere for tourists to buy. My cunt has some uninhabited island. We could also maybe rent/ buy one like Jared Leto
>>220019563sure, we can import our goods from Namibia
>>220019600What island do you think we should try and buy/rent? There's this heart shaped one but it's pretty smol. What do you think?
>>220019705Can I participate?I bring "them"
>>220019399Yes, though it had very little to do with my success.>>220019513 I think he's just lying. They really don't like nazis.
>>220015256How much do you have?
>>220019741nah man, he sent me a picture of the medal
>>220019734NO. I'm sorry, but we can't let browns in. Not after seeing what has become of our countries.
Invest in my beer and snus fund
>>220019741Can you send me a postcard?
>>220019780I have sources of "it"
>>220019803I misread this as >beer and anus fund>>220019816I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>220019830Not ready to go that far yet, but who knows
>>220019875Do you want to participate in our project?>>220019705>>220019600>>220019563We could use someone who knows how to work with wood and I imagine all swedes as lumberjacks and carpenters so you would be a great addition to our populus.
>>220019953its over mate....
I wouldnt want to destroy an island that has no human contact, why not pick a norwegian one. those are at least barren
>>220019964NOOOOOOOOOOO.Wait, wait, I can sort this out...... ummm. How about this one. They call it "the fingerprint island" or something along those lines. Anyways, we could use the many smol walls as defense when the coast guard inevitably shows up.
>>220020020Destroy? Nein, Hans. Wir werden ihn schoen machen mit unserer Praesenz.
>>220015256send me crypto i am desperados
>>220015617Buy me a pizza tax dodger anon
>>220015256Do you still work a day job with that salary? On an island like that what do you even do for work, and before that what did you do to earn that much?
>>220019830>have no idea what you're talking about.You know what? I've always felt Indonesia is a nice place
Why are you unhappy
>>220020495ThisNo one has asked this yet
>>220020495>>220022571Nice try, thirdies. You aren't invited to the Island.
>>220015256I'm visiting your island in April. Lend me £500,000.
give me all of your money and die, I will put it in good use
>>220022607Already told you I have the connection for "that"
>>220015617The truth of your statement doesn't make it any less rage bait t. anon you replied to
>>220015256What's the flag though
If I had this much money I would spend a lot of it on medieval reconstruction gear
>>220015256i dont really care, please say hi to Mark if you see him.
>>220015392Hes a made man
>>220015256Hey I've seen your flag ages ago man
>>220015256sad
>>220023948I just want to live in a nice house away from people.
>>220015473>Trust me bro you don't want it.Maybe not, but it'd be a learning experience
>>220019334>and really gifted academically (though only certain areas like maths/logic/science).It's over...
>op's last reply 6+ hours ago>people still bumping the thread
>>220024498In this house the Jersey poster is a hero, end of story.
Sheikh?
>>220024792Sheikh yer booty
>>220015256Sheikh Al-Britani is this you
>>220024498It’s literally the ISIS autist he even replies the same way
