how do I became a jew?
*walks into the thread with my dick in my hand*
>>220018494find closest orthodox synagogue and ask. but you should know they have to turn you away a few times before they allow you to proceed.
>>220018494rape children
>>220018494Murder brown children in your area through comically violent means, and when you're caught say "but they had a Hamas command cell under their house!". If they let you go, you're a Jew. If not, you're not a Jew and you'll never be one either.
