Why don't you look like this?
he has smol ears
My 56% shitalian genes
bad hair genes
Because clearly my parents thought you had to find someone to get married with by the time you're 30 or else your life is basically over
Luck of the draw
>>220019204I look like that.
>>220019204this guy makes brown people seethe like mad kek
Why do straight Brazilian men cream their pants when they see a blond man
>>220019204Not blonde enough and bags under eyes due to being a doomer. Otherwise, not too far from this young blood.
>>220019370This guys looks like that.>>220019500This guys almost almost looks like that
im a ginger roundfaced celt
>>220019204Because im russian and part of my chin went missing>>220019245Well at least i have those too
>>220019204I chose the emo-max line instead
>>220019204because i was cursed by god
>>220019857The what?
>>220020125emo max
>>220020159How does this translate to real life? You dye your hair and nails and shit? Are you at least a twink? If not very effay, mostly just sad.
>>220020180>if not, it's not very effay*
>>220020180No, I just have black hair and black eyesI'm technically a twink, but I could dominate you easily
Why would I?
>>220020212You sure? 1RM bench? I'm ottermode so I cancel out all twinks when it comes to strenght.
>>220020288You sure about that? Strength isn't everything, especially if you're less than 180cm
>>220020212SEX
>>220019204at least i'm not a spurs player
>>220019204>Why don't you look like this?because my testosterone level is 0.43 nmol/l
>>220020307>Strenght isn't everything, especially if you're less that 180cmW..what? Are you going to climb into my ass?
>>220020382Finland was a mistake.
>>220020394I mean, I could just hold your head at a distance while you're punching the airwould be cute
>>220020410I'm 6ft. How tall are you?
>>220020436Small indeed :36'2
>>220020409youre just mad cause youre not cute :3
>>220020382me on the right 〈 ﹏´ ›› ∋ )≪
>>220020465All but one of my cousins are taller than me. I don't understand why it had to be like this. At least I'm a ripped manlet. Funnily enough, neither of these things matter since I don't leave the house or talk to people.
>>220020488I was really thin a few months ago. Your faggot ass wishes he had my glorious tummy. I've now moved on to chaddier endeavours .
>>220020499u and me
>>220020508Hmm, perhaps you should leave th house?idk, dont give a fuck what other think and that sort
>>220020533ew tummy. men are hotter skinny
>>220020535same desu! (^w^)
>>220020557You clearly don't know the terminology. My stomach was as straight as an arrow. I had gays waiting in line to see it but I never let them (still took their money).>>220020551No, the world has rejected me. There's nothing for me out there. All longing must be extinguished.
>>220019204I am bavarian
>>220020597>No, the world has rejected me. There's nothing for me out there. All longing must be extinguished.The solution is to become emo, become punk as fuck. Screw the world :]
>>220020622I have been listening to a lot of early 2000s punk. Stuff like green day, 3 doors down and such. Sadly and ironically, the people that subscribe to this identity usually find pleasure in it through sharing it with other people. Which is not only impossible for me but also makes no sense when you think about it.
>>220020613I wish I was Bavarian. My cousin from bavaria was telling me about this Maibaum thing you guys have. I wish I had something like that.
>>220019667Based
>>220019204My mother was part central European and a little Italian is why. My brother looks like that though.
>>220020672>Sadly and ironically, the people that subscribe to this identity usually find pleasure in it through sharing it with other people.True, but you'll find yourself if you detach yourself from others.The harsh truth is that truly no one other cares about you.There's a certain freedom that comes with it, because you don't have to give a fuck about others.
>>220020465Lanklet emo twink i would use you as a fleshlight( im 210 cm, 130 kg).
>>220020613have any of that milk left over?
I am an Irish Latino mutt boy
>>220019204Why don't you look like this?
>>220020760I didn't ask about that :3
>>220020737Based, 6'2 fags need to be humbled. I'll help you capture him.
>>220020737woah... big
>>220020737>be serb>210cm>130kg>still have the same face as a 160cm turk >somehow be even more brown
>>220020797yo this dude is wearing a bobby pin
>>220019204Because I'm a dark haired, dark eyed, big nosed wop
>>220020824he must be a sumo wrestler! :O
>>220020843It apears my undeniable girth has stird up some controversy... There is enough cock for both of you boy, come to Belgrade.
>>220020812Japanese twinks OWE me sex
>>220020727>no one caresI know, but I'm tired of them pretending to. And it's been so long that I can't exit my isolation even if I wanted to. I'm just working out to get super ripped in case I finally decide to kill myself.
>>220020824Post yourself in that position, little one
>>220020913>I'm just working out to get super ripped in case I finally decide to kill myself.The trick is to stay alive to despise everyone.
>>220020819evil spiteful manlet
>>220019204mogged
>>220020892d-dame, yamete kudasai! X(
>>220020871The only thing coming to Belgrade is a GBU from picrel once you finally declare war on either us or bosnia. Hopefully this time we'll finish the job for good.
>>220020931I don't really want to kill myself. There's a lot of things I'd like to do in life. Sadly many of these involve other people. Fugg it. Being a hot doomer has its merits, like vibing with literally me ryan gosling sad bladerunner 2049 rust cohle mr white waltuuh edits.
>>220020950It's called mutualism, lanklet. There's always a bigger fish; the key is allying with the biggest one. Sub-Tallfags have to pay for their hubris, and I will gladly feed them to the biggest fish.
>>220020954You're kidding, right?
>>220021002That's the spirit
>>220021023Dutch girls were literally all over him when he played for ajax. And no, I’m not kidding he clearly mogs that fag in OP.
>>220021025What do you do with your emo frens, anon? Let me live vicariously a bit.
>>220020967The anal prolapse rates will rise to levels never before seen among Croatian 18-24 demographic when i come to do a little raping and plundering with the Serbian army(or which ever army, i would fight for Bosnia if it means i get to oil upsome croatian twinks).
>>220021047He looks way more faggy than OP picrel. But OP picrel isn't really anything special unless you're brazillian, I'll give you that. I just really hate my life, you know?
>>220020353nice one chingu
>>220021056I am very impulsive. My group of friends changes by the season.Can never be with anyone long enough to become close friends. Probably ADD or OCD or some shi
>>220021058Historically, Croatian Twinks have always won over serbian bulls. Zero prolapsing on our end.
>>220021088I kind of forced together a frengroup once, knew the dudes for years. Cut all contact after. One dude still calls. How are you so social that you manage to find new people every season?
>>220021138I know a bunch of furries, and a couple of trans DJs, which makes a good rotation of people.Also whenever out at the city I just talk to everyone I meet.
>>220021138>Cut all contact after. One dude still calls.I mean, perhaps he has some kewl activity to do?In my experience people flock to people who are already with others.
>>220021114Im built different
>>220019204Because my ancestors fucked niggers
>>220019204>small feminine ears>no brow ridgeMight as well transition already
>>220021164>furries, trans djsummm>>220021177I was the group leader, I always initiated all the shit we did. This is his second attempt for us to be frens again. Last time he came to my door. I gave it a few months but in the end it was the same shit.
>>220021228>I was the group leader, I always initiated all the shit we did. This is his second attempt for us to be frens again.So I gather it's stuff you don't want to do, and he's depandant on you, but giving nothing back.In which case, prolly time to move on.
>>220021298I'm actively bad for him and myself. For everyone and myself, always.
>>220021368Prolly move on senpai.I know the feel of being suffocated by your friends :3You're being defined by someone who knew you in the past, and by that measure you're unable to move forwards and be who you want to be
>>220021401I'm not being suffocated by others. Not in the way you think at least. I just can't be with people, not that they want me to. No point in going on about it. Maybe in another life.
>>220019204I want to fuck a feminine white boy like that in front of his girlfriend
>>220019370>>220019462>>220019622>>220019880>>220020851as a white latinx, do you guys have to use sunscreen regularly?
>>220021458>I just can't be with people, not that they want me to.Same :] People are useless, double-moraled hypocrites who only care about themselves.They will drop you like a used condom for social status.
>>220021501I do every single day because I hate tanning. I need to look like a Tim Burton or Addams family character to be happy in my country
>>220020954i think op dude is much more attractive than this guy. no shade if you like this guy, thats just my take on it
>>220021526There's more to it, at least for me. My biggest fear is some necrophilliac nymph sucking my virgin cock once I'm dead and buried.
>>220021526My little twinkler, you are being a hypocrate, you drop people on a whim, but excpect loyalty from them?
>>220021583>My biggest fear is some necrophilliac nymph sucking my virgin cock once I'm dead and buried.That can be changed atleast :3
>>220021584>you drop people on a whim, but excpect loyalty from them?There was never any loyalty to begin with. Placid conversations leading nowhere, and empty promises.
>>220021584>tfw serbs can't understand the western man's toils.
>>220019204My distant paternal ancestors looked like this, but they couldn't lay off the Celtussy.
you niggas are gay as fuck i hope the furry one kills himself
>>220021605Shit, I didn't even think about fag coldcut enjoyers. Best start saving up for a large booby trapped mausoleum.
>>220021228>I was the group leaderHoly fuck I hate normaloids
>>220021660Gooood :] that shit be popping frfr
>>220021651How am I gay?
>>220021634I must admit i don't have the faustian spirt, but neither do you, you are a chimp larping as a man.
>>220021673No, I was the alpha autist. These fuckers struggled to order food at a drive-through. I never was a normie, they were moreso normies than me. Even getting fucking girlfriends down the line.
>>220021651At which point during the conversate was gayness implied?
>>220021691Maybe, maybe not. In the end, at least I know I don't look like one.
>>220021715That's not how you use that word.
>>220021715That's a verb. >gayness>>220021164>>220021025>>220020824>>220020159
>>220021741heh, baited successfully
>>220021729To yourself maybe, to them you will always be a balkanigger that only the lowest caste of their society will engage with.
>>220021711>I was the alphaI really do hate normaloids
>>220019460I wouldn't describe the reaction of my penis as "seething"
do you have a famous blonde twink in you are cunt /int/?>flagsadly no
>>220021767Kek, fuck you for making me laugh, anon.>>220021760You know literally nothing about me. These browns that say they're croatian may be familiar and similar to you but you know nothing of actual croatian people.
>>220021742That wouldn't hold up in a courtIf a duck quacks it's not necessarily a duck unless it walks like a duck too :3
>>220021848You got games on your phone?
>>220021870Not really, more of a PC gamerSlay the Spire 2 was very good
>>220021473Tad gay mate
>>220021840Hey listen I just dont understand this insectoid hierarchy brained mindset you friendful normaloids have. I have no innate sense of it.
>>220021840You adopted an external "european" identity that is not your native, ethnic, croatian identity, because you have an inferiority complex to the westerners, the people that enslaved and exploited you for 1000 years while you ancestors lived in mudhuts. You adopted this identity so they wilč accept you into their company, you can be an honorary aryan, a shabos goy, but they only want the explotation of your land and people, and will only accept you if you help them in said goal. And even then you wilč have to forget your culture and take on theirs in full, you will have to look on yourself trough the eyes of your master. Are you retarded enough to wish to do so?
>>220021913I'm just glad to be talking to someone. I even decided not to be racist to greeks today.>>220021894:(
>>220021941I'm not even reading this shit. Fuck off.
>>220021960You got any mobile games to reccomend? :]
>>220021941>balkanigger culture before EU>smokers smoking everywhere everytime>balkanigger "enslaved" culture after EU>smokers banned from existenceI for one welcome my EU overlords
>>220021979You read it.
>>220021983Not any recent ones. I don't play much of anything anymore. Also wasn't ever a mobile gamer primarily.>>220022000I'm a smonker. But I gave it up for Lent so I only smonk on sundays. Cigarettes might be unhealthy and make me smell bad but they look kino, feel good and keep me thin.
>>220019204I spawned this nigga, he looks like me
>>220022099>but they look kinoYou mean their form looks kino or that you look kino smoking them? In both cases you are wrong.
>>220022119Me smoking them. >wrongI'm in pretty good shape and have a good looking face imc.I really meant this: >>220019500
For anybody wonderning, I'm currently making picrel. 8 sticks. You might think this will only leave 2 sticks remaining and thus be somewhat nonsensical, but you'd be wrong for I have the 15 stick package.>inb4 goyslopYes, yes it is. And I've not eaten it since primary school before starting to consume it again last year. However, it is comfy, easy to make and has a lot of protein.
>>220022159If the reason you look kino smoking cigaretes is that you are in pretty good shape and have a good looking face then you dont look kino because you smoke cigarettes.
>>220022195No, my looks complement the cigarette. Not the other way around.
>>2200222061) There is no this or that way around at all, you just made false dichotomy that is false on both ends2) How? If you looks are the bonus whats the main reason you look kino smoking a cigarrete?
>>220022239Cigarettes only make you look cool if you pass the hotness threshold. You are not your hotness. My logic is clear as day to knowers of the leaf.
>>220022329>Cigarettes only make you look coolThey dont>if you pass the hotness threshold>You are not your hotnessPick one and only one
>>220022191frogot picrel, only just noticed.
>>220022357If you want the full scoop it goes like this:if you're not good looking, the activity of smoking cigarettes has no tangible effect on your aura. If you're good looking, the effects of the activity of smoking cigarettes are enabled and complemented by your already existing good looks. >Need to be strong to wield big sword >wield big sword AND be strong
>>220022399see >>220022195Based on the fallacies you made up until this point like the balkanigger that you are Im convinsed you waited for the right opportunity to repeat yourself on purpose after the first time didnt work. Im descendent from athena balkanigger this monkey rhetoric wont work on me.
>>220022436I'm literally eating fishsticks at 2 am not really paying much attention to what I write. I didn't know you were being a fag, I even got comfy for a second.
>>220022436Also your starting point is wrong, nigger. I just said me smoking them looks kino.
>>220022495>My brother took my keyboard and wrote this bro it wasnt meYea ok
>>220022506It doesnt according to your own "points" which is what Im saying.
>no any Sweden poster Don't be shy.
>>220022527>>220022508Alright, dude. Good night. You're brown btw
>>220022570100% grey eyed athena descendant you balkanigger
>>220022593maam pls post titti i wan lick your bobs i suck your bobs mmmm pop pop pop i lick your chest laa laaa laaa laaa i kiss your belly mwah mwah mwah i lick your ear lwa lwa lwa i give you my dick. you want my dick whore bitch post bobs i fuck your pussy plap plap plap bloody benchod
>>220022593NO FUGGIN WAE KEEEK, a fucking troon.
>>220022616Silence before I ask dionysus to btfo your peoples again jeetoid
>>220022624You wish you could pass monkey, instead you have to smoke to forget you dont
>>220020737You're double my weight bro
>>220022636shut up bitch poost bobs i want to see bobs post butt i will lick your but lalalalalalala i lick your butt do milk
>>220019204I got the hill troll genes instead.
>>220022713>shut up bitch poost bobs i wa-ACK!
>>220022750dionysus is femboy sir i fuck femboy give butt pls
>>220022782He fuck you last time I heard, wipe your butt for round 2, your skin will upgrade to brahmin by the end of it
>>220022885he fuck me with his butt sir i want you fuck my dick with butt pls sex
>160 replieswhat caused this brownseethe
>>220022893No he fuck you with dick and coom on your skin and you will become brahmin skin
>>220022909Nothing, just passing the NEET night one shitpost at a time. Not everything is about you wh*toid.
dumb homosexuals
>>220022921he fuck dick on my dick i fuck inside his dick with my dick sir now i want fuck sex dick with your butt plap plap plap plap plap plap plap i keep fuck your butt and plap plap plap i flip you over and kiss you plap plap plap plap plap i suck your tongue plap plap plap i grab your butt and smack it and kiss mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah i kiss yor cheek mwah then i pull out and sex over again and wake up and sex again maam pls
>>220022593Bvilt for BBC.
>>220019204I look like this, although not blonde
>>220022970yes big bharat cock sir
>>220022952Im sure this is archived somewhere in irl messages from when indians didnt have control yet over the village idiots. Does it still happen?
>>220023014que?
>>220022970Why did you name your daughter like this you cruel asshole?
>>220023049Ye
>>220019204Who cares about looks? I wanna be a badass sugma male.
