I'll see you in Valhalla, brother-editionprev >>220013927
did nothing all day award
growth mindset /sub-edition/
>>220019237I did laundry and bought booze
>>220019219don;t you feel a little bit embarrassed?
Be realistic. How many hot dogs could you down in one go?I honestly think I could do 5. I've had 4 before, and I could handle another.
ayo this nigga slurping down wieners
literature is deadmusic is deadfashion is deadart is deadwhats next to die?
Thank God it's Monday
>>219993892>>219993925>>219993989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuN6gs0AJls
i'm jewish and gay.
vggh kino
>>220019343when you're bitter and hate everything then everything sucks. how the fuck can literature be dead you can start reading good books today and not finish reading them by the time you die
you chudmaxxin? i am.
>>220019475Me to the pussy
>>220019492when was the last time you heard someone getting hyped about a new novel coming out?
ktim
>>220019475basedthe good guys will win
>>220019554my hair stylist was telling me how excited she was for the next installment of her favorite series like 2 days ago.
>my hair stylist
its funny how all attractive men virtually hate most if not all women lmao
>>220019343you're hairline and sex drive prolly
>>220019572was it the milking farm?
>it's fucking snowing againdude come on
>>220019475https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnofCyaWhI0
I wish itd rain here
just remembered the Brap Barn incident
>>220019666you'll miss it when it's gone, satan
>>220019686i wont
eating cinnamon life
>>220019613no but it was somesuch other smutty foidslop. lol
Listening to shoegaze again
Third bowl of chocolate cereal award (I'm in shape)
finished with workfor today
more like work is finished with you
>>220019790BasedToday I ate a bunch of nutter butters and peanut butter filed pretzels (I am also in shape(
just showered
Spaghetti for dinner
good night brosssssssss
I'm so fucking mentally ill and I don't know what to do
>>220019828>nutter buttersEsoteric levels of based
>>220019595unattractive men hate women too lol
Women also hate women
ive reached my natural limit, time to roid
>>220019917You mean "ill" in the 90's sense of being edgy, cool and out there?
>>220019915good night, gotcg
>>220019977No I mean like I am almost certainly going to kill myself some day
i both hate and love women simultaneously
>>220020002same
Currently enjoying a coconut LaCroix
>>220019963>unattractive men hate women too lolno we don’t
>>220020033very effeminate post
I'd like to elucidate everyone to the sheer amount of repeating integers in the past couple posts
>>220020002you might be the only heterosexual man on /int/
>>220019777how long have you liked it for?>>220019791do you like your job? or is it grinding?>>220019886marinara sauce or soemthing else?>>220019915good night>>220019917would you like to talk about it at all? i like to hear from other people with those sorts of issues. i have bipolar and it's kind of a pain in the ass but got off meds again cause i wont have insurance so it's time to winter arc that shit but i'm getting a little manic now
>>220020067>how long have you liked it for?Like 10 years now
>elucidate
need a GOOD meme to send momberg
>>220020067>would you like to talk about it at allNo I'm sorry I already sperged out and aired all my problems in the general over the past few weeks and it pissed people off so I don't want to anymore.I'm just a very very mentally weak person
>>220020106
>>220020000Same since I'll never be kidnapped by a hot female serial killer and chopped up in her basement
>>220020120
>>220020120You can larp this scenario with a future gf
>>220020002Same but only the first one
Bored. We really need a good happening to shake off our ennui.
>>220020155>fried rice with chicken for 6-7 buckswe had it so good back then, bros...
>>220020155No matza balls?
>>220020106everybody is weak. humans are soft and life is fragile. we need to rely on others to get by in this world. loneliness hurts worse than anything, but that's temporary too. don't beat yourself up, you need to be your own best advocate in this moment>>220020081that's awesome. ive been into darksynth for the same amount of time just about. it feels great to know what you like and return to it again and again, no?
>>220020109>>220020274wrong reply sorry i like this meme but it's not mom material
all women are evil
should I buy vodka or tallboys
>>220020340whisky
>>220020067>do you like your job? or is it grinding?I make six figures to just stare at a screen and do nothing all day. Definitely not the worst job in the world, but if they're already paying me to do nothing, why can't I just work remotely for like 3 days a week? My productivity would probably increase.The worst part is that I'm not allowed to bring my phone or any handheld game consoles in, so I have literally NOTHING to do for all eight hours, every single day.
>>220020340rioja
one time on another thread outside of generals some pole casually called me a pajeet and then i responded to him in polish saying that i'm a pole, and the way i wrote it made it clear that i wrote it (i.e. not google translate or anything like that) and he was shocked and dumbfounded, im not an actual pole though i just took polish at uni and larp as a pole online every day of my life
>>220020389
>>220020340penis
>>220020444stay mad
>>220020377wine and liqour? I dunno...
I'm a schizophrenic, it's true. Now put me out of my misery already. Go on. Put me down like the dog I am.
i'm about to buy my penis a little relief
>>220020464At what cost
remember when valve introduced a black scotsman in their team fortress game in 2007 and nobody cared
>>220020486for free in fact
>>220020492I cared
yeah, i'm thinking nothing ever happens
damn Im tired afmaybe I should hold off on my drinking until tomorrow
>>220020529iran
>>220020589So far away
things arent looking too good, bros
>>220020340lengthy fellers
I was supposed to have the week off but I've been forced to toil for 3 days of it
>my hair stylist Holy faggot
sniggers
donkey kong country was to the 90s console warswhat stone cold steve austin was to the monday night wars
mombergstein should've aborted me
Evens steel reserve, odds wine
>>220020889cool to look at but boring to play?
>>220020907howdy ;_;
>>220020912yaaayyy
>>220020910I should've been aborted post birth when it became clear I was going to be retarded and ugly
>>220020907well howdy there
>>220020816when i said i did my haircuts and hair myself you people called me a faggot... so which one is it
>>220020907howdy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8Yrof4uO0E
ww3 just flew over my house
My brazilian waxxer
when are the bombs gonna start flying?
>>220021046
I LOVE WASTING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON POINTLESS WARS IN THE MIDDLE EAST
>>220020816my honest reaction
>>220020492My racism takes a backseat when I'm having FUN
>>220020492i cared, he was my favorite character
i hate being retarded
>>220021067liar, i just went outside and there were no bombs
>search in aliexpress male clothing>white guys as models>search in aliexpress female clothing>chink women and possibly chink menWhy are they like this?
just got bombed by iran.... awkwardddd........
how do I make my night fulfilling if I’m going to sleep at 10pm
>>220021262read the bible
>>220021270what place should I start (you turn into salt if you say “the beginning”)
AERIAL TRAMWAY.
>>220021380luke is great if you want superhero stuff
>>220021201>buying clothes from aliexpressseems like a bad idea
>>220020907corr good kittingtonshire diss wun
>>220020744phwoar diss kittington givin mc ride vibes>>220020106phwoar propa floofy 'ttington diss wun
>>220021397that's a bird
>>220021396Not everyone is a first world billionare like all of you
>>220021410just go to your local black market
What song does this to you?
>>220019777phwoar was lissenin to sum todaytried sum new stuffonly new wuns gave me decent intrest was pale saints
>>220021445you already posted this
>>220021445https://youtu.be/47pIFb-12do?si=A8v0WlJToxCN0NMd
corr sometimes wun just needeth to bust a load on the breastbergnae cunt cannae convince me scotland most beautiful nation on planet imma finkinwould absolutely nut inside daria kolosova>>220019777maybe curve too
sometimes wish I was gigarich and handsome and tall and muscularidk if u can relate
Lately, many of the young Americans I meet online aren’t white, so my image of “Americans = white people” is starting to fade.I suspect the Americans here aren’t white either.
>>220021451how would you rate this kittingtonshire >>220020965
>>220021469But you will always be Indian etc
>>220021494umm i already commented on dat wun couple breadbergs agobelieve i sedphwoar anudda propa good kittington
>>220021483no i wish i was poor, ugly, and ten inches shorter
>>220021474Very calming
>>220021488Young AmericansFascinationWinRightSomebody Up There Likes MeAcross The UniverseCan You Hear Me?FameStation to StationGolden YearsWord on a WingTVC15Wild is the WindStay
Time to smoke some marijuana and become so high
>>220021516British people be likehttps://voca.ro/1dZpmaLGFXmV
i'm the last white canadian
alrighta 5th of smirnoff a tallboy of 211(high gravity) one buzzball 23 coors banquets I think I'm set
>>220021552based as fuck
>>220021557sounds german
>>220021564whats a buzzballwhats a coors banquet
>whats a coors banquet
>what's a coors banquet
Orange juice is bad for you and increases your risk of certain cancers by over 60%. Tomatoes and cinnamon are also carcinogenic.
>>220021644what isn't a carcinogenic at this point
niggas be like"this fruit juice is too spicy for my tummy & is actually poison "
im watching baseball and wrestling at the same time
Tomatoes are literally evil
I didn't come here to get criticized by a man stuck in a coil
this is me
>>220021671ummmmmbased?
I want to go to bed but it's way too early
>>220021686phwoarthe sisyphean hydrogen fusion reactor
Grapes, apples, peaches and strawberries are often contaminated with very high levels of toxic pesticides. Many fruits and vegetables processed at high temperatures like potatoes contain acrylamide, a very carcinogenic chemical.
>>220021686I am this SPIRITUALLY
when I was a kid, we'd eat the blackberries growing over the fence and Im 100% sure they sprayed them with pestacide
phwoar would.nut into dj dirtydms
>>220021713arw these foids or males
>>220021721looking good
I'm back from my ban.I won't post the caricature of the Israeli penis with the amerimutt in your general ever again.
>>220021731so just like every produce
every day at work I unironically consider walking outhave heard back from two jobs and am scheduling interviews so maybe tomorrow it'll actually happen
>>220021752Severely autistic twin sisters. Also Bam Margera is a confirmed homophobe (yes that's really his and yes he is based)
I would really like to fuck Pam Bondi. Like really just fuck the shit out her until she's a subservient, orgasming mess
>>220021783*Spits on you*
Would anybody like to learn a good bean recipe?
Cannabis, Uganda, Minnesota
>>220021846Bro saaaaame
>>220021846Lmao google has some petty fags working at their offices
why are there so many attentionwhores in /cum/?namefags and tripfags are a single notch above 'p spammers in the pathetic faggot olympics
might never have sex tbqhwyl
>>220021849Americans either need lube or spit when they want to masturbate. I pitty you.
Dad is worried gaming will cut into my sleep schedule
>>220021856sure
>>220021873Not meI can jerk off without lube and I'm cutThere are different types of circumcision
I've had sex probably more than 200 times at least AMA
>>220021873I have a foreskin, your memes don't apply to everybody
>>220021887who's the lucky gal? PALMela HANDerson?
>>22002189320 different women, or 14 if you don't count paid for.
>>220021887when did you come out of the closet?
>>220021898how much did your mom charge?
>>220021887How long did it take for the guys to cum?
>>220021887When was the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup?I can't remember.
>>220021909Fucking kek alright you win
>>220021893KEK
tryna figure out why bam margera such a familiar name even tho i dont know himmaybe coz it has a similar ring as jello biafraand also rednecks
>>220021911only americans are allowed to make that joke hans
>>220021887where'd you bury the bodies?
and fyilubricated wank always superior to a dry wank
>>220021927Skater who became famous because of his skating and jackass type stunts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0AtBzpeViA&list=RDM0AtBzpeViA
my hockey team is imploding and is going to miss the 'yoffs yet again
I haven't had sex since 2009.I'm guessing half the posters here weren't even born back then. Grim.
>>220021879You must take andouille sausage and chopped flat iron steak cut into pieces put it into a pan with sizzling avocado oil on medium heat. You can then add a light scoop of beef bouillon. Once the meat starts to lightly brown and I repeat it must be lightly browned, you may then and only then take it out. You can then use the leftover juices in the pan to sweat down a mirepoix at less than medium heat. When's the mirepoix is sweated down slightly you can then add a white wine of Californian or French origin. Once these have been absorbed into your vegetables to your judgment you can then add a like Cajun seasoning as well as add oregano. Then add in your meat and let it cook just lightly enough at that same low heat to fully brown with your vegetables. You can then add your pot beans canned or otherwise however do note that if they are dry they will take longer to cook then what I suggest. You can then let this sit for about 15 minutes, have a light taste throughout to determine whether your seasonings need to be adjusted. After 15-20 minutes you should have fine stewed beans.
>>220021445https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TRdx2tbUFI
>>220021955The krakwhores?
>>220021955what team?
>>220021978lol no, fuck seattle>>220021980
Many of you will surrender yourselves to self-stimulation tonight
>El pensa em casamento>Eu nunca mais a fui a escola Not like this bros
>>220021874is he right to worry?
>>220021985nah, yzerplan's going great, bro
>>220021985>about to get passed by Congolombuslmaoing at ur lyfeThough as a Habs fan I suppose I shouldn't be laughing
>>220021887I haven’t had sex at all FYI
In the days leading up to 9/11, there was an extraordinary amount of short selling (over 100x baseline) of United Airlines (UAL) and American Airlines (AMR) stock. These are the two carriers involved in the attacks.
>habs
>THE JEWS will try to argue that cyber dragon is not meta anymore in the Yu-Gi-Oh card game and they are always wrong
shannon is a girl's name
There are studies showing that trying replace negative thoughts with positive thinking doesn't really work and makes you feel worse.
rooting for the penguins this year
>>220022024Wouldn't it be easy for the SEC to find out who was behind those unusual short selling?
>>220022042
Beatles hentai is not so controversial after all. Society is fucked in the head.
>>220022043>t. big pharma
>>220022047why would the SEC prosecute themselves?
>>220022024>>220022047It was obviously Osama bin Laden's family there unironically a rich Saudi family. They have monopoly on all construction projects in the kingdom
>>220022057>Beatles hentai is not so controversial after all.says whom?
How hard would you fuck my cousin?
>>220022064They are*
>>220022047The 9/11 commission investigated and the official investigation attributed this to coincidental activity rather than concrete proof of advance knowledge. In summary, it was all just a coincidence :)
>>220022060No the solution is not pharmaceutical, its just showing that positive thinking is a way to not confront what your actually feeling, which can result in neurosis.
>>2200220619/11 wasn't an inside job. Nobody from government could have know about it beforehand.
reminder, it’s time to rememberrememberrememberremember
>>220022073Do latina girls squirt out beans and water when they cu m
>>220022090
>>220022079Like I said all evidence points to bin laden probably telling one or multiple family members that he was going to do something and they just happen to hold stock in those companies because they're ridiculously wealthy
>>220022073esta bien guapa tu prima
>>220022103que me la shupe :v
Reminder to forget about building 7
The anon usually spams pics of prostitutas until he gets banned.
I still think about this comic
>>220022101Funny how the Saudis have successfully memory holed their involvement in 9/11
do you rememberthe 21st night of september?
>>220022122Hopefully he doesn't post your mom
>>220022122*Chilean anon
>>220022097The people who say jet fuel can't melt steel beams are too retarded to understand that deformed structures can collapse if the material is deformed enough
The anon who speaks about himself in 3rd person.
>>220022129AAAAAA EEEEEE AAAAAAAA
>>220022094>>220022103>>220022122
>>220022129yeah, it's my grandfathers birthday
>>220022134Shut the fuck up, Suckdeep Singh!
Back from the dentist.
>>220022152Returned from the denist award
>>220022128It's extra weird because his family is a highly influential family in the Gulf States so it's kind of a taboo to talk about Osama for obvious reasons
>>220022142The ass of your cousin looks very juicy but I don't like her tattoo.
>>220022142>please fuck our womenwhat's your endgame anon?
why is it so fucking muggy in my room, I have both windows openeven stepping out into the hallway of my apartment its like 10 degrees cooler
>go to the gym at 6am today>see my white female friend in plain sight right in front of me>didn’t register that it was her>didn’t recognize because she wasn’t wearing make up>she said hi to me and I realized who it was>she looked very pale and kind of mid when I thought she was pretty hot otherwiseOn a scale of 1-10, how grim is this? Do all white women look like pale plague victims without makeup?
Building 7 was not struck by aircraft but collapsed due to " structural damaged induced by fire. Multiple agencies such as the United States Secret Service, Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), and Central Intelligence Agency had offices in Building 7.There were major investigations of Enron. At the time of 9/11, Enron was already under scrutiny for accounting fraud and hidden debt through off-balance-sheet partnerships.WorldCom was under investigation for accounting irregularities and possible securities fraud.Worldcom was also being investigated. The company would later become one of the largest accounting scandals in U.S. history (revealed in 2002).The SEC’s office in the building was also working on investigations into investment banks allocating “hot IPO shares” to executives in exchange for business (a practice called IPO spinning).The SEC was also investigating fraudulent IPO practices. These investigations involved multiple major investment banks and tech-era IPO deals during the dot-com boom. Citigroup (including its investment bank Salomon Smith Barney having an office in building 7) was also being investigated. Citigroup was involved in several securities industry investigations tied to the dot-com bubble and conflicts of interest on Wall Street.The official story is that 3000-4000 documents were destroyed in the collapse of Building 7, leading to many investigations being closed prematurely.
>>220022152Does the public health insurance cover the costs for the dentist in your country?
could have sworn I made a post that deserved multiple replies just now.
>>220022173Yes. Why do you think we sailed the world. For spices?
If it’s all a vast creationPutting on a face that’s newSomeone has to seeA role for him and meSomeone might as well be youUp in heaven, any angelWrites a special game to playOh, could we, could we make a startTo snatch their Angels part?A major role for everydayPlease help me
>>220022182No, dental does not fall under our medical treatment. Unless you are a refugee in which case it does.
Idk
>>220022182No, not unless you're on disability (and healthcare in Canada is generally the provinces' responsibility) (disability is also generally done on a provincial basis).
I have latina fever and there is no cure
>>220022222
>there are 20 year old videos on youtube
Sex with Michelle Blair Gellar
>>220022219the cure is seeing those same latinas after they turn 22
Just give the homeless guy a fifth of vodka that's what he really wants
>>220022178Well, didn't help Enron much. They collapsed a few months after 9/11.>>220022209If I were a brown person with fucked up teeth I would try to claim asylum in Canada.
>>220022247Care me to drive?
>$12 for FFV lmao eat shit Squenix
>>220022259HELL YEAH DAWG! LETS GET IT!
>>220022245but i have seen them
NEED an extremely lanky high-jumping amazon grillfriend
>>220022256You don't even have to be brown, you can come here and claim refugee status. It will take 2-5 years before you go to court and get rejected (then you can appeal). Until then you'll get full refugee benefits. This country is retarded and open for the taking.
>>220022272>FFVFat fuck victor?
>>220022270>processed hamnigga ewhat the fuck is wrong with you
>>220022237That's not her name
>>220022287Fap Fap Vagina
Alyssa Liu is my
>come back home from a 50 minute jog>rub balls and pubes>sniff>smells like metal and BOI know that BO after sweating a ton is normal, but is it normal for it to have a metallic hint to it or is something wrong?
>>220022305platonic friend
>Curse of Ham
Ordered DOPE.
>>220022330I mean I can do this too
>>220022330try a dry herb vape as Jesus intended
>>220022335Marijuana is illegal in your country.
>>220022335He didn't say you couldn't, sweetie
>>220022330DUDE
Is it bad if a friend flakes on you twice but reschedules each time?
>>220022351>Let me tell you about your country
>>220022318Body releasing aluminum from deodorant
ive been trying to gain weight but i accidentally lost another 5 pounds. i wish i didn't look so gaunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PybowJDQIx4ok I pull up
>>220022318Taste it to make sure.
>>220022359back during covid my hs friend whom I was falling off with did this to me more than twice. i honestly regret getting mad about it and taking it seriously. just don't take them serious or straight up cut them off.
brosshannon doherty diedsick fuggin world
first karen carpenter now disswhos nextunbogglabletruly unimbogglatable
>>220022384I did. Tasted like sweat
>>220022392>>220022398*cold cocks you*
I wish I had drinking buddies
>>220022368is chicago as bad as they say?
>>220022426They have a couple good songs.
>>220022043wow who knew that>just stop being depressed dudedoesn't work
>>220022442>>220022442>>220022442>>220022442
>>220022296cute
