sativa edition>>220022442
CHICKITY CHINA, THE CHINESE CHICKENYOU HAVE A DRUMSTICK AND YOUR BRAIN STOPS TICKIN'WATCHING X-FILES WITH NO LIGHTS ON, WE'RE DANS LA MAISONI HOPE THE SMOKING MAN'S IN THIS ONELIKE HARRISON FORD, I'M GETTING FRANTICLIKE STING, I'M TANTRICLIKE SNICKERS, GUARANTEED TO SATISFYLIKE KUROSAWA, I MAKE MAD FILMS'KAY, I DON'T MAKE FILMS, BUT IF I DID THEY'D HAVE A SAMURAIGONNA GET A SET OF BETTER CLUBSGONNA FIND THE KIND WITH TINY NUBS JUST SO MY IRONS AREN'T ALWAYS FLYING OFF THE BACK-SWINGGONNA GET IN TUNE WITH SAILOR MOON 'CAUSE THAT CARTOON HAS GOT THE BOOM ANIME BABES THAT MAKE ME THINK THE WRONG THING
I still seethe about the fact roald dahl cheated on patricial neal with some ugly hag
>>220024084How about the shit of feceus
Remember spinny would post this
Niece and Father each drank one of my Sunset Sarsaparillas today. I am running dangerously low on this refreshing beverage.
>>220024100>losing a proxy war was not a factor in the cold war endingif you kill your enemies they win
Reagan set the modern precedent that we can just cut taxes on the rich, cut social program spending, and finance everything with debt.
>>220024108watch out for a man named Alan Marks.
I don't support this low effort edition with no " prev " or capitalization and dude weed but it was first and we must follow the rule of law or descend into anarchy.
>>220024124by that logic we lost the cold war in 1975
>>220024130capitalization is phoneposter coded.
>>220024106I remember having sex with her. Good times.
pooberg imminentexactotudinious timing in anticipation of theR&Rbergas it wereprobably about 90 or 105before ensuementofthe udder fing
>>220024125you're sort of neglecting the fact that the only reason the US still stands as the highest global power is because our friendly wealth policy has made us the #1 international asset hegemon. try to start a public company in europe lol. reagan had a lot of mistakes but the corporate utopia that remained after him was not some accidental doing and caused the brain drain into the US with the computer revolution. you sound like somebody that just read abundance and thinks taxing more moneys and spending more moneys on infrastructiure will just magically turn your country into libtopia
I remember when I took spinnys virginity like it was yesterday
Remember when we ran a train on Spinny and she started bleeding out her vagina?Good times
>>220024129Noted, thank you.
Epstein hated zirp and was happy about brexit
My CO detector went off while I was masterbating. It detected my incomplete cumBUSTian and now I'll never finish
Mr. Gorbachev, tear up my ass!
The Alan Parsons Project
Khrushalyov, MY CAR!
corrincels makin' up more make believe people agenkafkaesque frankly
If I became president all other males would be castrated by executive order that way women would have to have sex with me
>>220024154we did. china didn't grow in a vacuum
this kind of incel bullshit is why spinster left and never came back
Hindsight is 6 7
no mentioning females ITT, tyvm.
Hate when milfs peep my profile They just want to use my cock to produce offspring because their biological clock is ticking ...I feel so objectified
>>220024248debateable. Nixon's visit to china maybe drove a wedge between them and the soviet union, but the water wings photo and constant border disputes were already fueling a sino soviet split. Not to mention nixon's visit ultimately opened up outsourcing and moving factories overseas
>>220024263Hate it when 25yo milfs do that…Grow up, lady! You’re middle aged!
Holy fuck Lois, I’m cumming, aaahh uugnhh
damnit the power just flickered, that means I shouldn't turn on a console until this faggoty wind dies down.
If you're not eating like a whale you're not getting whale sized gains.
I made burger buns and caramelized onions and sautéed mushrooms and burger sauce tonight. Burgers for lunch tomorrow :3
Im one in a krillion
>>220024267>Nixon's visit to china maybe drove a wedge between them and the soviet union, but the water wings photo and constant border disputes were already fueling a sino soviet split. Not to mention nixon's visit ultimately opened up outsourcing and moving factories overseasseperating two masses of infection from each other may weaken each individually, but makes it even harder to contain.
>>220024315>krill meatFor me it's plankton lots of it I have big buckets of plankton by my side at all times
>>220024315Have you actually eaten this? Is it good? I wanna make whale sized gains.
>>220024263Foids only want one thing and it's disgusting...
>>220024340mr krabs?
I’m eating cold leftover shake & bake chicken thighs and it’s truly fucking disgusting. But it’s good protein, which would be a shame to waste.
>get drunk>watch dragnet>look at girls>cryLike pottery.
>>220024315>>220024348Different leaf but here’s a review vidhttps://youtu.be/j41N97Fnet8
>>watch dragnetgenuine gramps posting here
>>220024108Reddit tier thumb
>>220024378what does that even meanhow can a thumb be reddit
>>220024074Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Feelin raped
>>220024366>>220024375Is this like Ru Paul Drag Race
I've never seen Columbo
sssoooooooo when are we gooning together
Currently reading (almost done). Once I'm finished I'll resume Hyperion.
>>220024373lol nice. I’ll check to see if my grocery store has some.
>If you're not eating like a whale you're not getting whale sized gains.>Im one in a krilliont. Adélie penguin
Woke up early and masturbatedAlarm will ring in 7 minutes so I’ll power nap some more
ayo this nigga aaaaaaaaahreadin a book
hello niggas #cant IP range ban me now >>220024386kissu>>220024391hug
>>220024414Reading about dark and best kept secrets is damaging to one's spiritual health
>>220024427cuter than most hags thought it was a "6 7" event but really its more like that Indian guy that was popular a while back >>220024442hey bitch
>>220024418Uhhm, so basically, I think ur cute :3
reminded that the days objective is to read >>220024442nvm this is Sherman German filter still nobody cares though btw
>>220024418
>>220024473I’m going to filter every country and then just use /int/ as a personal diary without seeing any replies
In hindsight the persecution of the Jews by the Romans was a mistake. They would have either ended up converting to Christianity or wiped out by Islam.
>>220024474@Grok is this real?
>>220024484dont tell fat but I do this when I have ublock on (filter $USA $CA $MEXICO and come here)
>>220024490LOL
Doug helps citizens
I am a hateful person but my hate is justified
Vegan libtards raving about avocado toast when we’ve had superior buttered toast for like 10,000 years LMAO
>>220024503How about Doug Fart
>>220024503base ddoug based Canadasaluting this image saluted this image I love Canada its snowing >.< (its like March)
>>220024515I post on /cum/ in-between sets at the gym for maximum productivity.
>>220024503Best of the worst
>>220024515Saar
>solve puzzles and math shit
>>220024366https://youtu.be/vnufpNPc0-Y?si=Kwr66TtVgnhpBIeo
Doug is not as funny as Rob but he has his moments
>>220024523Same but instead of the gym with gooning
>>220024508I just have to eat bread like 2 days in a row (after fasting) and it turns into buttered bread desu then yesterday I ate 18 sausages (im bulking)
>>220024515racist = ownedbased mods
Gyms don't open at 2 am
>>220024503We lost the wrong brother https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXpwflzSF4M
>>220024527>220024515>get called a jeet>say "saar" not beating the allegations, Canada (swear to god you brown people are all 80IQ)
>>220024535Doug is a fat retard and I hate having to vote for him
>>220024486the Christians never should have removed the temple to Jupiter in Jerusalem.
>>220024550this is what Canada is about..
>>220024552I’m ancestrally 100% European and was doing it ironically thoughbeit
Canadian politics: doug isnt as funny as bob but i like him sometimes :) :)im falling in love again so ill restrain myself (unles a leaf (white) wants to restrain me)
Aight fuck itTime to shower and get wagecucking
Whose dick do I have to suck to get a Switch 2 around here?
>>220024550modern day Diogenes
>>220024571even if that is true, its just weird that youre one of those sussy 100% white kids them Indians have, doing whatever (probably running the country)
>>220024559what difference would that have made?
>>220024572https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMIQWRsYxakHe was a gem, true Canadian legend.
alvight yah. I has masturbate my penis to completion so now it is time to go work at the BMW factory or ozer engineering for de deutshland
>>220024576Maybe your wife’s bull will gift you a Switch 2 if you fluff him very nicely and get a vasectomy
>>220024587>what about drinking and driving mayor?!>walks off the GOAT
my soulmate is Canadianliving in a mental asylum or inside on the computer
>>220024585it was a bad omen.
>>220024606SAAR YOU MATHS IS PRETTY GOOD SAR I DID NOT HIT HER I HAVE AWS CERTIFICATE SAAAR I DID NOT HIT THE BUCKET AND SHUT DOWN THE WEBSITES IT WAS DALIT. GO JERK OFF TO BBC
>>220024610I’m a computer! Stop all the downloadin’
only reason the south "lost" was because of old Abe
>>220024385It's a meme>>220024393What>>220024534Very good taste.
>>220024606Why are you so mean to him?
VGH, The Pallet fires of Southern California...
How about Gaybrahmin Stinkin’ and he’s Indian
>>220024649sar why are you so mean to him we need to be friends sunni not dalit
I am very loaded. Would probably have to down a half of vodka tomorrow to get so much as tipsy.
you and me? we're trans and we love that for us
>>220024661was going to say that we arent racist enough towards Indians but you definitely are not and I dont have the creative capacity to do it but really every xth word (x < 3) needs to be racism. like gaybraham moloh cowdung stinkian saar tech support microsoft content generation chatGPT HIB1
What about a big poopy doopy doo stinky from a butt?
>>220024674How does drunk feel like I kinda forgot. I remember I like drinking for like the first 30 minutes or so but after that I feel down and depressed and hate it.
>>220024661pakuri wrap pakistani border legal terrorist organization for school kids who cant math very goods and be engineer for lekhur or illegal pharmacy in US (promiseland)
>>220024675
good mornings sakhit blessings you. got a haircut very nice hairstyle very flicky
drinking milk
>>220024696wait, 2B has a dick too? I thought it was just Kaine
very big hairstyles sar now lets go do front flips at the tourist spots and try to pick up women yes
>>220024680gays be like "that's hot"
>>220024684It's like a warm full body slightly dizzy feeling. Really overrated but cheap of course. Like if acid but without any of the interesting effects.
>>220024707i think its an androids overall thing
>>220024716why would androids have genitalia to begin with?
>>220024705now you're going to grow big and strong
"DCAP-BTLS" (Deformities, Contusions, Abrasions, Punctures, Burns, Tenderness, Lacerations, Swelling)
>>220024733i dno im gonna level with you i played nier automata in japanese and i only got liek 60% of the story.
>>220024733so their masters can fuck them, duh
>>220024748>played nier automata in japanese
>>220024755science, fuck yeah!!>>220024775i knew enough to beat the game and do the quests, i just didn't use a dictionary while i was playing and it had some hard words in it.
It may be basic but I really love Franks Red Hot for any kind of meat. Better than Cholulu or Lousiana Hot Sauce ( but I prefer the Louisiana for eggs )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZXGayXKx5s
>>220024796you can put that shit on anything thoughsame with ketchup (including eggs or macaroni). wow nice tasting sauce on food makes any food (you can put it on) taste good, woaw!
>>220024796all hot sauce tastes like pickled piss to me desu, i just use chili paste or sriracha when i need a kick cause it doesnt have the vinegary nastiness
Are there any females in /cum/? I'm looking for a gf. Ideally a Christian virgin without a job and no higher education.
>>220024830I know this is probs a joke (and you have me filtered anyway) but if you have a job then its much better than me. at least you can provide for a woman. definitely looks like he was an incel weirdo-ugly aspie for the first 20 years of his life tho
How do you get a job as a recent grad
>>220024830Hi. I’m a transgirl with a shrunken cock and a blown-out asshole. But I’ll still marry you I guess.
>>220024796How about Dr Frank’s Red Hot and it Matthew Zazueta
>>220024848bro... you're supposed to have networked in college to find a job...
>>220024796For me it's Lao Gan Machili crisp
>>220024848How do you get a blowjob as a recent grad
>>220024817you can't put ketchup on anything.
Almost posted in the wrong thread award
>>220024796>>220024863I’ve tried a lot of hot sauces, but I’ve had a hard time finding anything better than sriracha
Drinking Vanilla Diet Coke
>>220024873stfu libtard
>>220024817Nah it only tastes good on meat imo.>>220024822That's fair, I assume you tried Franks. I really love it.
It's really gay how often you have to pee while drinking booze. Basically impossible to get a good night's sleep.
*beep*
What the fuck is that noise?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BPEWw2Fi5Q
everything is just doomed
*beep* *beep* motherfucker
i'll tell you what's doomed: my penis. i'm about to rape that lil mofo.
>>220024901>That's fair, I assume you tried Franks. I really love it.it's definitely better than the others by a bit. glad you have something you like so much, honestly.>>220024890can you get that from anywhere other than the fountain?>>220024945things aren't doomed, change is just inevitable
I love dogs
Frank's RedHot is good. If it were a gay man he'd be "vers". He could be your powerbottom for brunch or your daddy for dinner. It's also one of the best for hot wings, just equal parts sauce and melted butter
>>220024975Hate 'em personally.
>>220024961>can you get that from anywhere other than the fountain?I got a 12 pack from Target. If I can't find it then I just get Dr. Pepper cream soda
channel your sadness into hatred
>>220024984I don't like you
>>220024975h-how much do you love dogs
>>220024954janny won't like that
>>220025001I like giving them pets
>>220024984your are brown
>>220024998You're canadian.>>220025024See ^
I’m McChinese
>>220025029Denounce Mohamed
>>220025014pets, you say? like you want a pet dog??
The Truth must be Nuked
>>220025040Yea
>>220024969tactical toucan provides invaluable overwatch>>220024975me too. my dog's getting old but she's so lively and loving.>>220024990oh, really? that's interesting. target is pretty cool but i never get the chance to shop there
>>220025029I see you haven't refuted my claim of your brownness. Very curious.
Why are arabs and jeets so pathetic with women on social media? They must know they have zero chance so why do they even try
why do people act as if being american means youre white when america is filled with browns and several posters have been confirmed to be black brown and jeets
okayyyyyy......... *rolls eyes*
Goodnight sober CHUMPS
>>220025054it's like that meme about the guy diggin and turning around before the diamonds
>>220025045I-im dog
>>220025049>oh, really? that's interesting. target is pretty cool but i never get the chance to shop thereYeah, lots of good things too. You should give it a shot. A lot of qts if it's in a decent neighborhood
>>220025062At first I thought that was Lacey Chabert. But that’s actually Jennifer Love Hewitt, isn’t it? Had crushes on them both.
>>220025068It doesn't work though they just come across as pathetic and creepy to everyone
>>220024822Vinegar is the best part
>>220025056stop blaming us for the slave trade and the mexican-american war, then.
>>220024830I did the based retard thing once. It wasn't worth, she's just a burden in the end
>>220025078>Yeah, lots of good things too. You should give it a shot. A lot of qts if it's in a decent neighborhoodi would but there just isn't one nearby. i live in a weird area. we go to costco sometimes though
>>220025049So true
/cum/ is bird general
>>220025102>i would but there just isn't one nearby.Interesting, what state tho? Trader Joe's is another good one, at least to get food. >we go to costco sometimes thoughFamilyberg goes there, it's too much for me personally. Too much gluttony
>>220025089Goodnight blindbro.
>>220025116
I don't particularly care for the inclusion of the dog in the 1969 Dororo anime
>>220025103picrel>>220025095youve lost the plot. it's HOT sauce, not gross tasting acid sauce>>220025094loneliness is one hell of a drug. don't blame anyone for doing desperate things.>>220025116what a corpulent little kawaii corvid>>220025122i like trader joes but there also isn't one nearby. they have all sortsa goodies over there. i really liek the toffee chips and fried rice there and buy it when i can. I get a little anxious talking about my state so I'm sorry i can't answer clearly.
>>220025127I love women so much
>>220024640>the reason this team lost was because of the other team's leaderI mean I guess yeah
women hate me so much bros
>>220024640You mean Grant
>>220024736
>>220025190what a precious little dino
women love me fish fear me
>>220025190pretty color but seems fake. I think picrel would work as a /cum/ thread image. each bird could have a canadian. US and mexican flag above its head or something
>>220025209love the woman, hate the fish
Imagine being so hight test that they put a T in your name
Goodniiiiight
Central europeans often have very sly looking faces. Like by default they appear as though they are hiding something sinister Have you noticed that?
>>220025239would glaze the face den throw to thr curbslag
>>220025148>loneliness is one hell of a drug. don't blame anyone for doing desperate things.It is definitely not loneliness.ive heard many women tell me that random saudi arabians text them offering marriageIt's a cultural difference
What chain should I get to look cool
>>220025279Are you 12?
>>220024445I'm almost finished. 99% of the stories and details are NOT nearly as sordid as I thought. It's mostly tabloid shit.
>>220025301No
>>220025279Pure gold ones are pretty expensive, get some silver one
>>220025301could be a woman
I hate my clothes
>>220025330Who calls necklaces chains?
>>220025342get new then
>>220025161*lick*
Nutritional nourishment is closely connected to physical affection your first experience as an infant sucking milk....
>>220025358It's hard to find clothes that fit me right I'm small
>>220025372how smol? I'm a 5'7 manlet too
my teeth are misaligned rn and it makes chewing awkward and painful but i need calories to gain weight.>>220025269maybe because their cultures have arranged marriages they have no cultural influence teaching them how to do that stuff.>>220025239goodnight>>220025237i feel like this guy would beat the shit out of anyone born after 1965
>>220025386I'm 5'4
Life is tough as a transracial Senegalese femme butch
>>220025390drink your calories. have some milkshakes. have a few
Question for the forum: have you had your wisdom teeth removed?
>>220025453Yes. It was painless as they put me under. They told me not to smoke for 3 days but I wasn't a bitch so I ripped a joint that night
>>220025432Damn thats rough, are you white? Try to find some clothes with Jap brands. There sizing is pretty good for us manlets
>>220025453Dentist l told me I should get them looked at but momberg doesn't want to pay 2k to have them ripped out of my head
>>220025453Big dental is telling me I should but I have yet to give in
>>220025468I'm white and do you have any brand recommendations or sites I should look at?
now that thread is winding down, what say we hop on discord and jerk our cocks together
>>220025498Not on St Patrick's day bro
>>220025440the milk's 11 days expired and i drank some of it and it gave me a stomach ache. you have a good idea though i'll try my best to do as you say tomorrow or the day after. i thought i was gaining weight at my dad's place but i actually lost 5 pounds so i got a little demoralized.>>220025453i had them removed last summer. they were supposed to put me under i think but i was awake the whole time and I gave my dentist a big thumbs up during the surgery and he laughed. i just have a high constitution save for some reason. it was chill tho but i did get an infection in my lower left side that needed antibiotics to clear
>>220025496UNIQLO
>>220025513Cool
*bites your pant leg and pulls on it until you notice me*
>>220025539My cat just meows nonstop until it gets attention
>>220025539
>>220025577post kot
>>220025623Cant
>>220025539Ugh fine*unzips pants*
>>220025453Nope mine came in perfectly fine. Bitch to floss though
>>220024206Sounds like a cumtown quote
>>220025453No. I have them missing on one side for some reason, and the ones of the other side are lodged side ways so won't come out likely.
>>220025641
>>220025496Uniqlo, Muji is good for comfort wear. For better clothes, I get Abercrombie, J Crew online. They have an XS size wear that is a good fit
>>220025711Thanks
Cumboys ouchea wearing XSBut I just remembered USA xs equals European 3XL
>>220024675>>220024696>>220024707kys trannys
I want to eat some papa johns pizza bitch!!!
goodnight
I wear xl cause I like my clothes roomy
>I wear xl cause I like my clothes roomySure thing fatty
>>220025750
Momberg agreed to get a shamrock shake from McDonald's today can I get a hell yeah?
I wear xl clothes because my body is like 80% torso and medium shirts look like a crop top
>>220025811HELLLL YEAH BROTHER!!!
>>220025811
>>220025346people who wear chains instead of necklacesDUH
>>220025844You can just say niggers
>>220025763goodnight>>220025811hell yeah!
gonna poo if a couple min if you care at all
>>220025367you dont suck milkyou suck breastsand drink the milk>>220025509why the fuck would you drink off milk
>>220025865>why the fuck would you drink off milkit didnt smell bad so i thought it might be okay but then about 2 hours later i got a stomach ache and i smelled my pheromones were off so i knew it had caused trouble but my body got over it by itself.
>>220025900n***a11 dayswhat is wrong wiv you
>>220025900>and i smelled my pheromones were offWhat do you smell like? I've been using hypoallergenic body wash lately with no fragrance or dyes. I suspect that increases the chances people can smell my natural pheromone scent. Sometimes I just rinse with water too. I also don't use fabric softener and my laundry soap is fragrance free. I use simple baking soda sprinkled on my armpits for deodorant
>>220025865You know what I meant you quibbling freak
Sister in law has been married for 16 years and she still goes by her hyphenated name :/
>>220025958confront her about it, if she gives you lip give her a left hook
>>220025934>what is wrong wiv youI dunno. I'm extremely abnormal so things like that don't seem strange to me at all. Seems normal to test the milk to see if it's bad or still good.>>220025948Right now I smell like myself but there was a smell like bleach and cloves under my skin. Normally my smell would be more like bleach sweet potatoes and coffee when im healthy
>>220026079I guess i should say ts not exactly like bleach or cloves or sweet potatoes or coffee I nest can sense them when they change and my nose knows that im healthy or unhealthy by smelling my shoulder or something im just trying to compare the smells to words. Sorry if that just made things unclear
God is great. It is time for sleep
>>220026141Gn
>>220025821>>220025838>>220025857Hell yeah
clove is a nice smell and underrated in savory applications
Cum towel has been deployed
>>220025148Heat without flavor is meaningless
Don't think I'm getting my Lego set so many problems pop up when I'm looking to cash in my gbp
>>220026228Flavor is overrated and vinegar tastes bad anyways.
I remember when nvidia was for gaymers
>>220025763gn pepsidawg>>220025857this outcat(st) weirdo loser is hot, and cute
>>220026317Did you not see dlss 5? Gamers have been dreaming about photo realistic graphics since the beginning and now it's been delivered
>>220026333Nagatoro is lovely yeh
>>220026336AI slop is not for gamers
Sometimes the boobs so big I start grunting
