Gay ol' Paris edition
what low self esteem
>>220026550No self respecting photographer would have taken that pic where the entire lower portion of her chin is not in frame
Willing to bet everything on him being raised by a single mother
>>220026550Did they have a nice time?
mental how you only get one life and once you’re dead that’s it but most people spend their lives slaving away at jobs they hate for shit money I REFUSE TO LIVE LIKE THAT
>>220028486>mental how you only get one life and once you’re dead that’s itHow do you know?
>>220028500Science told me
>>220028507How'd they prove that then
>>220028530By using logic. If you have evidence of reincarnation or something I suggest you show the world
>>220026550surely he can do better than that
I believe in reincarnation. How else can I explain my grim incel life?
>>220028579Incels can’t comprehend 2 people being in love
>>220028587> How else can I explain my grim incel life?EasyYou’re a weak willed pussy who accepted that life instead of working hard to change it. The only person in control of your life is you
Technically I've already wasted my life, past tense, in the sense that I went through my teens and twenties without socialising at all. No mates, no nights out, no butterflies with cute girls, no first experiences. Just... nothing.If I'm being truly honest with myself I think suicide makes sense for me. Yet for some reason I continue. I know I will do it eventually but between now and then I just keep going.
I gotta call my mudduh
grimcel
Where's Belgium
>>220028640Killing yourself because you have no pals in your twenties is genuinely just pathetic. Maybe I can understand suicide if you’re in an accident and end up blind, deaf and limbless. You’re like 1/3 into your life and you’re going to end it forever over something so small and easily changeable pathetic brother
in town if anyone fancies a pint at the montyx
>>220028640Have you got anything going for you? Have you moved out of your mums?
Imagine if there was a set number of "souls" that rotated through different lifeforms and the reason humans are overpopulating is because so many lifeforms have gone extinct so far that "they" have had to make new ones to house the souls that need to rotate into new lifeformssometimes i tip the cup too early when im drinking and it goes down my chin
>>220028688x
>>220028587in my previous life I was such a prolific shagger that the universe had to reincarnate me as a sexless retard with a tiny squashed up phimosis penis with erectile disfunction in order to karmically rebalance the universe
*puts my plimcells on ready for incel PE*
>>220028682>Killing yourself because you have no pals in your twenties is genuinely just pathetic.It's not really. You're underselling the importance of human connection. Connectedness (specifically lack of) is one of the strongest predictors of suicide. >>220028691I live by myself and have a toil position that pays enough to keep me going.
went fishing once and didn't catch a single fish
>The quote is the greentext, Rorke. The “bit at the start” is the attribution. I know you got a 3 in your English GCSE and left it at that but come on mate
>>220028781Bizarre
rorke waiting for the train
>>220028750I never said people don’t kill themselves because of that I just said it’s pathetic to end your only life so early over something so simple which CAN be changed
just got graped by a pdf file
give the 2.5bn to the boat people instead
>>220028766I went fishing and I caught a lot of roachmy brother and dad were trying for carp but didn't get any, felt like the fishing master until I found out roach are really easy to catch
im fr a menace on the roads bru
Only Onehourto go ..Tothe Greatest Twitch streamEver !!
rorkes south african cousin roerk
>>220028831you missed gary eats in glasgow you fucking cretin hahaha i saw them you didnt
mum took me fishing once when I was like 8 we didn’t have bait so we used jammy dodgers and then something happened and the other fishermen shouted at us and my mum cried and we left that’s all I remember thanks for coming to my blog
>>220028817costs, bills and stealth taxes all going up but she just found a spare £2.5bn ok
>>>/gif/30406710something to think about
bragging about seeing an incel foodtuber is very grim
don't like anything about the look of that link
And Canslad?Erm, just generating stuff that would make Grok think I'm a bit of an oddball, you see.
>>220028807>something so simple which CAN be changedWith respect, not having had any social connections or human relationships at all throughout my entire teens, twenties and now carrying on in my thirties isn't something simple or easily changed.
>>220028864dont like those lean and lanky ladies myself
>>220028853bet those fishermen propositioned her something in exchange for bait and she ran home crying scream
>>220028878Course it is. You have a job and your own place so let’s not start acting as if you’ve been living in the woods your entire life and never seen another human being yeah?
>>220028878>no you don't get it i can't improve my life because... because i just can't ok!!! raped
>>220028864Right so why the FUCK has my cock gone hard watching this??
currently set to away on Teams to avoid a meeting i cba with
>>220028905What’s funny about that?
>>220028873Hoping the guards are off today and won’t be knocking before you can wipe the hard drive lad?
>>220028912got myself on focusing rn because I'm focusing on not dying from my hangover
Black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>220028924I said oddball, lad. Not nonceball
Been unsocialised for so long that I can no longer hold a conversation or control my volume so in the rare instances where people want to talk to me I'm basically just shout grunting in their face
>>220028906Having my own place and having a job has nothing to do with having connections with other people and neither imply relationships with other people. I don't speak to anyone at work, I have no friends at work and never have. For my flat I pay my rent electronically.I appreciate that having a job and a place to one's self might seem very adult but they're separate and distinct from human connection.
Where’s rorke? Oh yeah he’s not bothered
>>220028928George Harrison if he went to Jamaica instead of India
>>220028956> neither imply relationships with other peopleNever said they did. My point was you still have interacted with humans successfully (job interviews, flat viewings etc).You seem to have this poor me attitude which is what holds you back
>>220028960using tragedies to meme on /brit/ again leftypol?
>>220028960The savagery of the working class
>>220028960Pure evilUnironically reckon in cases like this they should be strung up and beaten to death with sticks like cartel videosCheaper than prison and there's no rehabilitating somebody that beats up a newborn baby
>>220028960If Rorke got into power, criminals like this would get away with whatever they wanted, because Rorke would be too busy scapegoating brown people for every problem
>>220026550Hoeflation now you gotta be a cute twink or chad to get a slutty ugly jeeta gf that admits you got a small penis
>>220028960He’s clearly Muslim. Why else would his moustache be that short compared to his beard?
>>220028991>you've attended flat viewings and job interviews thus it doesn't matter that you've never had a social experience in your entire adult lifeI'm not following the logic here. I've also handed money to cashiers at tills and sat on croweded trains and buses if you must know. None of these things are related at all to social connection.
rorke and leftypol turning a blind eye to the realm problems only we can see
>>220027985Half of whites are raised by divorced parents or step dads now a daysLook at these so called chads that marry pornstars like yasmina khan, sunny leone, Nadia nyce, Mia khakifa, Riley Reid,etc.Misuse of jbw
made an acception
>>220029074Because you’re going about with this bitch boy attitude saying because you didn’t have any mates in your twenties you’re now permanently BROKEN and it will never happen. My point is you’re already interacting with humans you’re already half way there
suns out
good british films?
>>220029080lower or upper realm?
>>22002917028 years later: the bone temple
>>220029167bums out haha x
>>220029170brazil (1985)
>>220029170Dead Mans Shoes
>>220029140Formative experiences mean something. Social experience growing up means something. Whether you realise it at the time or not, going through these experiences provides you with life experience to lay the foundations for further social connections in adult life. When you go without these things growing up, you don't know how to navigate the adult social world. Things which come naturally to those who had 'normal' experiences in their teens and twenties do not come naturally to me. When other people are presented the option of dealing with me, an autistic weirdo who has spent 30 years alone, or interacting with a normal person, they choose the normal person.I'm afraid me having attended a job interview or attended a flat viewing isn't quite enough to undo a ~20 year social skills deficit.
>>220029170no
right then time to get started on the tins and bokkles
my gf is quarter black
>>220029170Topsy turvy (1999)
>>220029170Shallow Grave (1994)
>>220029231hope she makes it to the superbowl x
>>220028864love this webm
never seen a more obvious samefagging at least wait a couple of minutes
>>220029056This girls entire online presence is a shitpost mate
>>220029231mine's a wide receiver
>>220029243sc
must be shit being ginger you can’t win any argument because you just get “shut up you ginger cunt” every time
>>220029243scr
>>220029271shut up you ginger cunt
>>220029271I'm bald
>>220029271well said you ginger cunt
>>220029255?
new jjba on thursday
>>220029331jews just bomb anyone?
dubs and I have a shower
ginger, bald, fat, glassesIf you are any of these things just don’t get into arguments ever in your life just keep your head down and keep walking for your own sake
happy saint rassclaat day
This has got to be the only /int/ general where you retards keep rambling about bullshit without replying to anyone, this is not how you run a conversation
one time in secondary school I got a 'shut up you fat cunt' during banter and it was said so savagely that everyone defended me instead of laughingtimes like that remind me that human beings aren't fully evilnot fat anymore btw
>>220029383was just saying this down the pub
>>220029383Teach me the art of conversation sexy latin man.
got 4 phone calls in a row at work and i said "oh my gosh" like foden
>>220029344post made by a mind totally warped by geopolitics. i think you should into warhammer or football or something for a while
>>220029383there is an incel loneliness epidemic in the UK and this thread is evidence of it
>>220029384What did they call you at school? Porky, mr blobby. Big fat geoff
>>220029271Maybe that's why they all become jihadists
>>220029404I have no idea I can only complain about stuff
>>220029441big [first name]
eating trout pate again
Holy shit he is alive
cut my toenail too short and it hurts :'(
believe that 95% of all things we know is most likely wrong, either more or less
>>220029513how did the coffee stay in the cup?
at ~12PM i will be doing free shoutouts to viewers on my stream
>>220029538Mossad training
>>220029538howling thinking someone doing that irl and the coffee going everywhere
>>220029170Green Street 'ooligans
>>220029513Unironically more believable than the official video
>>220029549Get on Cameo. I would pay
>>220029549What’s your channel called
>>220029566it's just called green street over here
>>220029545Won't believe it until he holds up a copy of today's Daily Mail
anyone know what types of letters get addressed to “the occupier”
>>220029623tv licencesolar panel offers
seasideCOP
>>220029623Red lettersYou're going on a skydive!!!
>>220029565In real life? What do you mean?
>>220029637Never want to hear any fucking Americans complaining on here ever again
killing my self
>>220029623"hello, I am an estate agent and your house looks nice :)"
>>220029637What is he detecting?
>>220029480Not so bad
>>220029641I thought italians were shaggers...
>>220000000
>>220029657because we have overpayed cops? lol
>>220029597He definitely reads the telegraph
>>220029660Crime?
Mousey's Twitch stream is trending on X!
>>220029675I was there, he did that
early life check on netanyahoo?
corcorrcorrrCORRRCORRRRRRRCOOOOOORRRRRRRRCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRERRRRRyeah
Measured my height today and I'm 6ft 1 on the dot. I just know people are lying about their height, because I tower over most people.
>>220029637Being paid a third of a million per year to beat up minorities sounds like a damn good plan.
>>220029708They arent doing a very good job
>>220029685You have overpaid everything mate. If you have an IQ higher than 85 you can become a millionaire EASILY in America and yet you all just bitch and moan pathetic you have no idea how easy you have it
>>220029771Seems like theyre detecting it just fine
Why do they call him Zia when his actual name is Muhammed? Muhammad Ziauddin YusufThat's his name
I'm 6 foot 1 and a half
>>220029759Me to but 6ft 5
>>220029772yeah but who wants to work over here you can just get pip and do whatever you want all day
Sausage fried rice for lunch so get in there de lads
>>220029772>Money is the only important thing in lifeMad what a little runt you are
>>220029771Grok, overlay this image with a density map of plantations in the 1800s
>>220029781A homicide rate of 6-7 is twelve times that of Italy and 6 times that of the UK
>>220029823You’ll grow up one day mate
oh louisiana woman, mississippi man we been together
and that's why I support greater israel
Peak America right here
not everyone is willing to trade away their time and soul at a 9-5 just to make a bucksome people are free-spirited, and they choose a different path, like artists, and NEETs, and homeless rapists
>>220029235Very good movie
lunch time and I've done fuck all at toil, should have stayed home and wanked my willy
a job you want is those road works people who set up the temporary lights then sit in their van all day smoking and playing games on their phone
>>220029815pokemon designs were at least mostly good yugioh be makin up straight bull shit frfr
>>220029916you need to be able to hold your own with the vicious deano tradie patter though. Like if you're not a quick witted shagger deano you'd be chewed out day one.
haven't left the house in about a week
>>220029864The polices job is to bring those who commit crime to justice
>>220029815i don't have any of these
hi there buddy welcome to buccees how may i rape you today
>>220029944/brit/ gimmiques have saved me many times, everyone loves 'i was just saying that down the pub'
>>220029383>This has got to be the only /int/ general where you retards keep rambling about bullshit without replying to anyone, this is not how you run a conversation
>>220029881Double our solar power plants and plant productivity
>>220029949They are supposed to prevent crime too
>>220029990Pre crime minority report nonsense
how do you become hard or is it impossible to change what you are? No dick jokes you know what I mean
>>220029996leftypols least revealing fit
>>220030006Not even saber rattling goons in London are killing as many people in Californoa, why is that?
>>220029975>oh yeah what pub was that mate>er, er, um *jumps out the van at 70mph*
>>220030016stare at the geezers
>>220029996Rorke needs to lay off the creamcakes
>>220029170
>>220030036Mexicans are a bloodthirsty people
any of you having a good time?
>>220029996absolutely exquisite
>>220030036I really fucked up this sentence, I mean as many people are getting people in Cali
im worried im going to be reported for dangerous driving
hui BLYAT
>>220030069no I've been off all day and now I'm just kind of spiralling out before bed
>>220030081I just accepted im gonna crash because I am looking at some womsn's arse
>>220030081stop driving dangerously
proper careful and virginous driver, me
>>220030100You obviously don’t drive>>220030098Pervert
im worried im going to be reported for dangerous stabbing
>*kisses teeth*Shiiiieeeeeet
why do you all talk like stewie griffin? are you going to take over the world
Bertand Ernie !
>>220030036American drug culture
nth for the gyaldem
>>220030129Bert and ernie were just good mates
>>220030161
Do you know what they call menopause in the Arab world? Puberty
>>220030035Kyzkyz urumqi korrrr
>>220030127i'm more of a brian actually
>>220030170you finding that funny has made me find it funny even though it wasnt that funny
spent a microsecond too long stealing a glance at one of the cute zoomers at toil and her eyes flicked across noticing me observing her. It's over for me.she's very pretty though it was worth it I regret nothing
now mousechildmolesters stream then where is it
>>220030149
>>220030214And her age?
13
>>220030036They have guns.
>>220030235I dunno. I'm going to say: 20? 21?Quite honestly I have no idea.
>>220030214I love in constant fear that I'm unconsciously glancing at co-workers boobs without realising
>>22003023516.00000000000
>>220030214Use this chance to massacre HRberg.. for the greater good
>>220030214girls are used to having men always staring at them. chances are she knew you were doing it before
>>220030214people like you should be locked up
What does the government do with all the IDs they gather from porn sites?
>>220030194Wasnt meant to be funny just a statememt of fact. They had seperate beds
>>220029259Not when your penis is on the line buddy
>>220030310browser fingerprinting
>>220030259reckon I've gone too far in the opposite direction myself where now I don't even acknowledge them or look in their direction, to the point of rudeness
>>2200303372.9 inches is considered a micropenis? This is very concerning.
Just heard they're making a UK version of SNL>Completing the show's line-up are the inaugural cast of UK comedians and entertainers: Hammed Animashaun, Ayoade Bamgboye, Larry Dean, Celeste Dring, George Fouracres, Ania Magliano, Annabel Marlow, Al Nash, Jack Shep, Emma Sidi and Paddy Young.Genuinely never heard of a single one of these names
>>220030357sick reference bro
>>220030357I assume they mean erect
>>220030214the 9/10 supervisor once noticed me looking at her arse and I kid you not she gave a little smile then adjusted her posture to make it stand out more, it was my own Dobby momentshe's got a partner and isn't into me in the slightest mind, she's just a bit flirty like that
>>220030337>2.9" is a micropenisis this trolling
>>220030373They're gonna be STARS
>>220030373Was spammed here weeks ago. Please be better informed
woman at work caught me staring at her pawg arse and just raised her eyebrows at me like pic related
practice exam passed with room to spare aaahh BOSH
>>220030379Those are the sort of women who are open to cheating, under the right circumstances, with the right person, after enough wearing down. I shall be accused of being a pornsick loser for pointing this out but I am correct and will die on this hill.
>>220030373Bets that itll be almost identical to the american version but farage instead of trump and no other politicians will be lampooned
90 year woman with dementia full grabbed my ass while I was mopping her floors once as a support workerFlattering really, wish a woman in my age bracket would be that forward
>>220030404There's nothing else to do at work fucks sake what are we meant to do not look at their thick bottoms?
micro means big lads don't worry
drinking some bog standard orange juice from co-opit legit tastes like orange squash ffs
We be /brit/, we be mighty!
>>220030404Get her shagged
>>220030451only thing I'd ever buy from co-op is a bottle of water or some other non co-op branded liquid. All their own stuff is diabolical, their food especially.
There are virtually no women at my toil so I can't relate
>>220030404>pawg arseJust say arse mate
wheres stream
>>220030503Was painting a picture
Nowt better
got roped into going to see kiki's delivery service. hope it's not creepy and boring like totoro
>>220030422you might be right I suppose, but she is somewhat playful with all the male staff to some degree (depending on how much she likes you) so believe me when I say it means nothing, she's just a bit saucy like a Carry On character
>>220029772the reason manager positions at these stores pay so much is because they are obscenely massive and crowded
>>220030429Druggie walked up and called me sexy once, it was flattering. One time a lass rubbed my torso as she walked pass but that was prob for banter or dare. She was with her mates. kv btw, I used to get daily hugs bosh
>>220030545it is both sorry lad
>>220030494I'm so sorry lad, having some qts about each day is the only thing keeping me sane in toil
>>220030556FONT
think parts of my brain have atrophied from years of isolationlife dint feel real anymore
aunt marrying a suspected jew
>>220030545It's comfy but not my fave, I watched it as a child tho. I think I'd appreciate more if I watched it now. Just know you're not going into an action flick and appreciate it for what it is
>>220030556really mate, you were flattered when some homeless addict complimented you?
>>220026938this old guy is like 148cm
>An 'extremely vulnerable' woman was gang-raped by three asylum seekers who laughed and spat at her while filming the sickening ordeal, a court heard.Sorry we are not currently accepting comments on this article.
aunt's new bloke is black :/
>>220030545one of these in the pub barking at nothing
>>220030592It's mental exhaustion from ruminating
>>220030554mad to think how much of the amazon rainforest has been turned into buc-ee's
cooking chicken. thanks x
sir 4 chan
>>220030601it's nice to be complimented
riskiest shag i’ve done, many years ago mind you, was with my neighbour who was married with two kids aged 27
donating my willy to medical research
>>220030614hope he makes it to the superbowl x
>>220030592ktim!
>>220030633never had a shag before me
>>220030635a small contribution then
>>220030592yeah
>>220030601It's a desert out there positive compliments are a novelty
>>220030635microbiology department?
>>220030614Are you Irish diaspora?
>>220030534You should look after your health Jeff. Smoking is bad
how come king kong never even pooed once in the filmimagine how big it would bewhy didn't he throw his poo at the planes shooting at him
>>220030677scroom
>>220030687no
>>220030677Kek
>>220030534>even Ethiopia has grim images on their cig packets Has the entire world gone woke?
>>220030690he just didn't need
>>220030688My dad's dead now. Nothing to really be healthy for
third poo of the bloody day sick of it!!!
chav neighbour keeps letting her shih tzu roam the streets and starts swearing and getting aggressive at anyone who posts the lost dog on the town facebook page trying to helpat least its not a pit bull
toil this afternoon, then 4 days off. 3 days on. then 12 days off.
>>220030592yepthink i’d be able to articulate a longer response if my brain wasn’t such a meek puddle of goop sloshing around in my skull but alas. o, alas! o! alas!!! torment!!! o!!!!!!
>>220030611Hang them and deport their corpses back to whatever shithole they come from
>attractive PT at the gym said something to me unprompted last week>saw her out of the corner of my eye today at the gym, looked over, and she smiled at meI quickly looked away embarrassed, she was probably smiling at someone else.
>>220030545Imagine not rating my neighbour totoro
>>220030711:(
>>220030711There's lots to be healthy for. There is a lot of great stuff in the world. We're all going to die eventually anyway, so you might as well try to live the best life possible before that happens.
>>220030711
all that glitters is gold... and your lovely radiant smile!
pooscre
>>220030711Sorry to hear that mate but mine is too and imagining whether he'd be proud of me and what I'm doing keeps me going and stops me becoming a complete waste of space like I was before.
>>220030565>>220030597i guess i can always snooze although the theatre seats are pretty filled up
Oh dear is it virgin freak anime nonce hour again?
>>220030802no need to announce your arrival
>>220030800It's a nice film you'll be alri
>>220030823umcute!
what’s it like to have a dad lads
>>220030823mad i was 11 playing this game when it came out and now im 21
>>220030823For me it's her mum
>now im 21
>>220030847Absolute state of you, I was 23 when it came out.
mental how fucking shit everything is
>>220030847Playing nintendo games (on your own) (as an adult) is grim
>>220030843Like having a mate who is a bit older than you and sometimes gets mad at you, and you're financially dependent on him during your childhood
>>220030870>>220030878i will be 22 on november 23 aka the day it released in europepokemon sun was my 12th birthday present was bouncing off the walls at school waiting to come home and play it
>>220030908>>220030908>>220030908
>>220030901I was playing Pokemon Red on my Gameboy Colour when I was a child
>>220030802no as Mousey has CANCELLED his stream
>>220030843he was an alcoholic gambling addict who lost the house borrowed money from me at 17 possibly molested me if I'm being honest with repressed memories I've just recently begun to acknowledge and eventually I had to fish his corpse out of a bathtub after he killed himself swallowing 36 pills of some sort of prescription meds I never looked into which he downed with 14 beers
>>220030036@grok what would america's crime rate be if it had the same demographics as the uk
>>220030928Sounds like your average aussie
>The photic sneeze reflex (also known as ACHOO syndrome, a contrived acronym for Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst[1]) is an inherited and congenital autosomal dominant reflex condition that causes sneezing in response to numerous stimuli, such as looking at bright lights or periocular (surrounding the eyeball) injection. The condition affects 18 to 35% of the world's population,[2] but its exact mechanism of action is not well understood.[3]do you have this? i do
>>220030901>12th birthday present was bouncing off the walls at school waiting to come home and play itThe days were bliss...
