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Heeeeeey sexy laaaday
>>220061601
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i was hoping a canadian would make the new desu
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so tired
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>>220066047
nigga looks like a metrosexual Puerto Rican
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>>220066096
Be the change you want to see
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Downloading Poppy Playtime chapter 1 on my Switch 2
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penisberg on a real one
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Where am I at?
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Ruger lcp max. It's on sale should I buy one?
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>>220065953
yo ass might be pregnant. don't try'n say that shit's mines neither or i'll straight up sock yoshit straight up in your stomach.
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>>220066279
Wait did you hit? That anon said I was the only one.....
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>>220066275
mississauga
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>>220066275
Tunisia
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>>220066275
looks like stanley park to me
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>>220066279
I've missed my period for the past 20 years so I guess youre right
>>220066275
Cheyenne or something?
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>>220066440
>I've missed my period for the past 20 years
THATS BECAUSE YOU'RE A NIGGA
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>>220066480
>per capita
kek
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>>220066480
Picture the appearance of whoever made that image. Indian, Jewish or Chinese?
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>>220066517
>repeatedly mentioning porn and black penis
Definitely a jeet
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I want to play baseball but there aren't any leagues or baseball fields near me.
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>>220066588
Travel to Lima then
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>>220066458
Lol
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>>220065953
>I think my estrogen levels are tol high again
>troon creates own problem
>complains about it in public
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It's quite nice outside today
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>>220066779
same here. there's no sun so its super nice
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They spent 70 billion making a shovelware second life vr game that no one played, I could retire forever with 1 million
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afroman in court today
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>>220066775
I read your post the first time.
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>>220066834
Do you like my op
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Moooooon River, wider than a mile
I'm crossin' you in style some daaaay
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nvidia TM
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>>220066854
yeah and? just stop taking it not that hard dumbass
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I'm a worthless piece of garbage
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>>220066844
I love afroman, the way he trolled the police was hilarious
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>>220066905
he's great
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>>220066844
That looks like something I'd make at the tailor place in animal crossing
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>>220066901
you're an introspective person. most people are worthless pieces of garbage but they think they're great. you're ahead of them. it's a good thing even though it doesn't feel that way.
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>>220066894
My body doesnt produce test so I get hot flashes off of hrt anyways
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>>220066901
anytime you feel like garbage just remember there's a troon here literally making themselves sick with hormones and they still don't pass
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>>220067065
Why doesn't your body produce test
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What do you guys talk about hear
Im 40 years old Candian man form /sp/
Welcome
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>>220067106
>Hear
>Form
Saaaar
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>>220067106
We talk about everything there is to talk about
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>>220067106
Almost any topic you could imagine
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>>220067098
My boyfriend wouldnt stop shooting himself and overdosing on lsd unless I stopped taking hrt so I castrated myself to not masculinize off of it.
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>>220067160
Nice b8 Jason
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>>220067160
Please go away.
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>boyfriend
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>>220066775
It's all just LARP for attention anyways, cant even imagine how fat and greasy that guy is behind the keyboard acting like an anime girl lol
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>>220067180
Don't ask questions you dont want answers to lol
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saw this today
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>>220067255
LOL
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>>220067255
i dont get it
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>>220067255
Minimalist dickbutt
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Who here wants to flagellate me
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>>220067255
watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6t8g6ka4W0
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>>220066844
...Cuz he got high?
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>>220067326
You're supposed to do it yourself or else it's not penance
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You WILL fight for Israel.
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What went wrong?
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Give that poor kid some cigarettes for Christ's sake
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>>220067364
Id rather go to prison
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>>220065758
i will once again remind you how utterly pathetic form of life you are. you are a textbook example of a subhuman
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>>220067434
Would you challenge him to a fight irl
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>>220067364
i wish i could kick a door down like that
so badass
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>>220066844
Remember when he punched that woman
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>>220067428
canadian prisons are grim these days
rats running in and out of cells is pretty common etc,
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I never beat the original RE2 because I ran out of ink
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>>220067488
i don't but i assume it was just
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>>220067506
Just do improv survivor mode
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>>220067506
The game is super easy how did that happen?
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do you think millennials are more nostalgic than other generations?
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>>220067538
I dunno i was 8
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in the future everyone will be trans
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>>220067547
Nostalgic for consumerism perhaps. Nostalgic for an sinpler life perhapsbb
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Worth buying?
>https://palmettostatearmory.com/ruger-lcp-max-compact-380-acp-2-80-10rd-pistol-black-matte-stainless.html
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>there is no money but hang in there
Famous Russian proverb
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>>220067547
I think some things were objectively better
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>>220067585
Will fit nice in yuor purse. Respectfully.
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>>220067594
thanks, Fox :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvvd-9azD1M
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>>220067497
Some places here don't have any way to control the temperature so a bunch of people die of heatstroke every summer. One guy was found half eaten by insects in Georgia.
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Free to play shooter slop definitely a step in the wrong direction
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>>220067650
I feel like instead of bombs we should start throwing American video game developers at Iran who try to make everything in a game a transaction
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>>220067585
Oh that looks really pretty. 200 isnt so bad for a pistol either.
>>220067636
It's pretty horrible the way we let prisoners exist without any hope.
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You can't deny how good this era in gaming was
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>>220067447
he's not worthy enough even to be spat in his disgusting face
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>distorted tuba bassline
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>*My turn at the cash register in a line of 18 people*
>Yes hi I would like to pay for all of this with a check for $75
Why are boomers like this?
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when did you realize you would never have gf in your entire life?
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I can't stop peeing my bed
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>>220067768
Probably when I found out I was gay
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when did you realize my peanus weanus :DDDD
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drinking bleach
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>>220067768
Ive had several girlfriends and Im married now so not sure what you mean??? Try Reddit
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>>220067708
The current era of gaming is better than that era imo. The games coming out right now are awesome and varied.
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>>220067768
grass is always greener, amigo
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>I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
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>>220067758
cash register girl was so surprised I knew how it worked, she was like :O
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Any girls lurking /cum/? I'm looking for a gf. Ideally American but I won't turn down a Canadian if she's willing to move here. No one over 30
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>>220067863
see >>220067856
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Do not ingratiate your sadness unto me. I have a good loife. I belong here and I am siccessful.
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videogames are a waste of time for losers
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Mass mobilization in Belarus
Happening clock is going to defcon 3
>>220067843
You otha brother cant deny
>>220067954
Speak your truth.
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>>220068062
Did you get that image from my chuuni thread on /a/
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>>220067999
only vidya i play these days is the golf mini-game on gta v
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>>220067999
.
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>20 Trillion Kimchi bitches
Wwyd?
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Talking to women about video games, anime, and extremist politics
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Sup ma ninjaz, I can't sleep.
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>>220067810
I disagree, the market is proliferated with gay woke shit, the new CODs are terrible, the new Battlefields are terrible. The other shooters are just skin shops with a game attached. Back then at least we had small dev teams who wanted to make cool games, the new teams are literally women and trannies.
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>>220067751
I'll bet she takes her thong off and there are poop stains on it sometimes
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ktim
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>>220068225
How does he hide the smell? We had an art teacher in school that drank and we could all tell.
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I had another gay dream last night.
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>>220068271
Nice rapping, sminem
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>>220068067
I dont think so but if I did thank you.
>>220068147
Sorry bout that
>>220068150
Marathon is really cool. I liked hunt showdown a lot before that too even though I don't play many shooters.
>>220068225
People are on drugs at work all the time now it's just vape pens usually now
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Let me hit my rape pen real quick
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let's talk about the elephant in the room.
yes, i'm trans and i love anime.
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>>220068299
lol, just realized
>>220068272
top or bottom?
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Every game now is unmanly woke gay soft bullshit
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>>220068320
Ranajesh no!
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>>220068225
I'm a musician and I've shown up to church stuff tipsy after festivals before. And most Saturdays I was hung over. I know a volunteer sound engineer who is often drunk on the job too
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Bored as a nigger cuh
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>>220068225
hilarious
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>>220067999
trvke
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>>220068355
What about CS and Fifa?
>>220068379
what instrument fren?
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DUDE BEER
DUDE WEED
DUDE DUDE
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>>220068147
about to shave
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im a dudette
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>>220068338
>top or bottom?
It wasn't sex or anything like that. I was just hanging around some gay dudes and one of them was putting his arm around me and I thought one of them was really attractive.
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>>220068402
Keyboard
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>>220068404
>DUDE DUDE
Gay sex, the ultimate drug...
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WAKE ME UP INSIDE (I CANT WAKE UP)
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This you?
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Did you guys know Carl sherburg died?
>Inb4 newfags don't know who that is
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>>220068420
nice, haven't shaved since I was 15 probably
>>220068440
yeah that's pretty gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TOEGozx30U
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>>220068509
Wait apparently his name was Carl sherburne but still
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>>220068540
>nice, haven't shaved since I was 15 probably
I imagined you as a twink in his mid 20s
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more like tucker qataralson
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>>220068475
Call my name and save me from the dark
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>more like tucker qataralson
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>>220068355
What games have you played this year
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>>220068577
>twink
Not really, I am in my mid to late 20s though.
I just use a trimmer with a 3-5mm guard. It looks good, It's not a chin hiding beard.
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>>220068540
how tf is that even possible? are you an orthodox monk?
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>>220066278
Yeah. I love my Ruger Vaquero, they make wonderful guns
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>>220068666
No, i just trim it with a trimmer.
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fat hairy bulgarian
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>>220068305
>People are on drugs at work all the time now it's just vape pens usually now
I started vaping at my work from home job after they announced return to office, I used to only restrict myself to the weekends but I stopped caring and would just blast it all day right up until the last work from home day when I quit, fuck em
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>>220068666
orthodox monks live rent free in satan's head
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>>220068759
Hey Hey Hey...I'm not fat.
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any real females here?
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>>220068768
People think I'm on drugs when I'm sober so when I'm on drugs they think I'm sober
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How about tucker babarlson
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jason is basically a femboy
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my wife thinks i'm a nosey bastard. i just wished she'd say it to my face instead of writing it in her diary.
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I love vore.
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>>220068869
are you reading her diary?
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the renowned bulgarian wit
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bbc in christ
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>>220068869
Gvm
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How about tuckered out carlson and he's about to hit the hay
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i am the uncuddled
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I got this killer up inside of me. I can't talk to my mama so I talk to my diary.
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>>220068835
So are you
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>>220068948
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nick fuentes won
sneako won
myron gaines won
andrew wilson won
tyler oliveira won
nick shirley won
dan bilzerian won
gypsycrusader won

simple as
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>>220069005
When do I get to win
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Life was simpler when we were listening to bbl drizzy
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How about it's TuckHer Charleston, and he's trans and wears those 70s pants that The Bee Gees wore.
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>>220069026
youre literally canadian
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>>220069032
nah, i don't go for transphobia
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kek every single one of them lost. destiny won. the facts are clear.
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>>220069047
what transphobia?
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>>220069048
The low test cuck Olympics maybe
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all canadians are winners, if you really think about it
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>>220069005
>gypsycrusader won
Blahpipo were mad about this
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>>220068948
Are you tired? I am. For years, the radical left has been telling me to sleep eight hours a night. Well I'm not buying it. Lions sleep 16 hours a day. But the democrats in congress want you to be a sheep. They want you to spend 16 hours a day awake, so that you're too tired to notice the woke agenda. Everyday Americans should know better than to trust this propaganda.
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>>220069037
Damn...
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good night brosssssss
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>>220069068
Corny just made our citizenship test online only with 3 chances to fail so the poopjeets will all become citizens, we're becoming some of the biggest losers in history
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>>220069103
>>220069005
WW3 + third temple + fake alien war + one world government + UBI + AI + nanotechnology + brain chip. this is all coming soon, the antichrist, the mark of the beast. it will be SO IRRESISTIBLE to everyone, people will not see a way out, they will see the mark as so great, as saving them from ww3/aliens, and giving them access to infinite porn and goyslop inside their heads, they will put goyim under brain mind control and once that's done the ones who resisted will be hunted down and martyred, at the very least millions will be martytered, possibly tens or hundreds of millions, SATAN will be controlling the ANTICHRIST WHO WILL BE HALF JEWISH AT THE LEAST AND A FALSE PROPHET WILL BE BESIDE HIM, overall MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL DIE in the not so distant future, certainly within your lifetime if you're not a boomer, jewish elites in top power are gonna do a lot of trickery bullshit and white genocide will come in full force, nobody will own ANYTHING, THE ANTICHRIST WILL BE SO CONVINCING PEOPLE WILL BE COMPLETELY DECEIVED
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im incredibly dumb
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>>220069112
you're part of the goyim you're describing, you worship a rabbi
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This black lady at work behaves exactly like jarjar binks
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>>220069174
kek
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>>220069068
im not really a big fan of thinking personally
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>>220069048
Truke
Migatards are in a full cope death spiral
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>>220068874
I love belly stuffing. Vore play is pretty hot though, like as a teasing threat or the converse ("tempting" a stuffed girl to eat you)
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>>220069112
If it takes Jesus 2000 years to do his damn job I'l take the antichrist at this point lol
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>>220069168
You are an INDIAN and you will BOW DOWN BEFORE THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST AND YOU WILL HAVE TO GIVE AN ACCOUNT OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND EVERY ACTION YOUVE DONE AND EVERY THOUGHT YOUVE EVER HAD AND CHRIST WILL BE DISGUSTED AT HOW MUCH PORN YOU MASTURBATE TO AND YOU WILL BE CAST INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE
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>>220069219
Indians don't experience an afterlife since they aren't human so he actually epically owned you
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What about cut Indian girls? I like them.
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worst places to live on planet earth right now:
1. sudan
2. gaza
3. haiti
4. yemen
5. afghanistan
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God be like:
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>>220069242
EVERYONE IS HUMAN TO A DEGREE AS EVERYONE DESCENDS FROM ADAM, NON WHITES WERE MADE FROM GRAVE SIN BUT THEY WILL STILL HAVE TO TESTIFY TO THE LORD
>>220069218
STOP GOONING FAGGOT
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>>220069244
indian girls are very pretty and the only girls that flirt with me at the bus stop, so im grateful
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>>220069263
sexico
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Asian women are actually nephilim
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>>220069253
>afghanistan
Looks kind of chill actually if you are a man. Can't rizz girls though.
>>220069274
Some of them are, I talked to one last week.
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>>220069267
>STOP GOONING FAGGOT
I dont goon lol
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all women are evil
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Just ate shake shack for the first time
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>>220069333
what did you eat?
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>>220069333
Was it good? I think they cook with beef tallow now.
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>>220069328
hey you downloaded my screenshot
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>buy Spicy Ketchup chips
>they are pretty spicy
I don't know what I was expecting but still. Damn.
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Is there a better ketchup than Heinz? I know it's full of bullshit but I've never tried anything that comes even close, dipping some nice crispy fries in Heinz - you just can't beat it.
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>>220069367
I have about 400000 anime pictures on my pc but I lost my phone so when im on mobile I do t have as many pics to work with. Hope it's alright that I saved your image. I like senjyougahara a lot
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>>220069399
Advertising bot faggot
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Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
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>>220069328
>I dont goon lol
>has anime girl images saved
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>>220069253
Places like Eritrea and the Central African Republic are as bad if not worse, but no one gives a shit about them because they're so obscure
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>>220069415
Oh really? AM I A HEINZ ad BOT?
You got me, you're such a genius...
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>>220069412
yeah shes cool
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If I lived in Haiti I would have a gf
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>>>/adv/34349822
my ex basically did this lol
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>>220069399
Heinz fucking sucks ass. Sugar sauce shit. Pudliszki Spicy is the GOAT
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>>220069463
Anyone can do this now even men, just have to be careful not to forget to turn on the voice / face filter or you will be humiliated forever and probably murdered by obsessed fans who thought you were an 8 year old japanese girl
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>>220069505
Polish ketchup, interesting.
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Did you boys like my op
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If your nose runs and your feet smell... you're built upside down!
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>>220069523
It's quite good and I imagine you can buy it locally as you're also in the EU
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>>220069430
>has hobbies
>doesn't masturbate
No contradiction
>>220069456
I like her comically large arsenal of office supplies
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>>220069550
no you've used it before
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>>220069560
I can only order it online for 3 euros.
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>>220069437
eiraeiro prison is one of the grimmer rabbit trails i've been down
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>>220069600
Good investment. But get the spicy not the mild. I promise it's not very spicy, just very very flavorful
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>>220069578
But that's because it's a banger
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Samoans are just sum more niggas
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>>220069437
Eritrea is crazy its like north Korea but worse lol
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>>220069615
I don't eat much ketchup, wouldn't mind trying it but I just saw they stopped selling it. They only had the spicy version.
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>>220069652
I've never tried the super spicy, which is what that is. Just the regular spicy. I imagine the super spicy is just normal spicy because normal spicy is lightly spicy.
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>>220069625
https://archive.is/EMDej
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A fool shits his pants a smart man farts.
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>>220069687
LOL
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>>220069674
words of wisdom, lloyd my man. words of wisdom
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Where's the anon who has a boss with big titties?
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Confucius say " Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger "
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>>220069719
KvS
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>>220069664
I found another site but they sell pallets of 600 bottles, I can buy em for 1 euro lol.
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Chicago SOVL
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>>220069760
Nice CAT
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>>220069754
Different leaf but 600 bottles of ketchup sounds like too much ketchup
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What horses consider play, monkeys consider business. But to Tom it's all foolery
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>>220069754
That's the mild non spicy version anyways. Not the right one
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How often can you mix alcohol and nyquil safely
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Girl at McDonald's gave me two orders of fries. Simple mistake? Or does she want me to eat her pussy
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Once upon a time there was a Chinese farmer whose horse ran away. That evening, all of his neighbors visited him to commiserate, saying, “We’re so sorry to hear your horse has run away. This is most unfortunate.” To which the farmer simply replied, “Maybe.”

The next day the horse came back bringing seven wild horses with it, and in the evening, everybody came back and said, “Oh, what luck! What a great turn of events. You now have eight horses!” The farmer again simply said, “Maybe.”

The following day the man’s son tried to break one of the wild horses, and while riding it, he was thrown and broke his leg. The neighbors came again and said, “Oh dear, we’re so sorry to hear about your son’s leg. That’s truly unfortunate.” The farmer simply responded, “Maybe.”

The next day an enlistment officer came to the farm looking to draft young men into the army, and upon seeing the boy’s broken leg, he left the farm allowing the boy to stay with his father. Again all the neighbors came around and said, “How lucky you are that you can keep your son! Isn’t that great!” Again, the farmer simply said, “Maybe."
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>>220069779
It is a lot, but it's a good deal
>>220069799
well I'm out of luck
>>220069811
it probably has alcohol in it if it's the thing I'm thinking about
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>>220069823
the girl who hands you your order doesn't even put the shit in the bag. She didn't even know
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>>220069811
One time I took so much NyQuil I woke up uncontrollably shaking
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dog familiar or cat familiar
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>>220069823
She wants you to rape her but if you ask for consent she'll pretend she doesn't want it
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>>220069823
>Girl at McDonald's gave me two orders of fries. Simple mistake? Or does she want me to eat her pussy
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>>220069823
she thought you looked like the kind of guy who doesn't have a lot going on in his life and could use an extra order of fries to tell his friends about
what a nice lady
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Why can't I post from my computer anymore? It just randomly blocks my posts when I share the same IP as my phone what the fuck
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if a girl at McDonald's gave me two orders of fries i'd look at her and say, lady, you're a heck of gal.
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Three for free
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>lusty argonian maid: bad end
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>>220069811
Sound like a bad time desu
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Haven't had McDonalds in 8-9 years probably.

My order was: Big Mac menu with regular coke, double cheeseburger and additional fries. They also have wings here so sometimes I'd get 6 wings.
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Afroman won his case
Justice has been served
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>>220069889
The jewish elves in the servers keep rangebanning more and more ips
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>>220069965
They are demanding that I give them an email address it makes posting here a lot less comfy
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what if a ghost haunted your penis and would tickle and make u cum at inconvenient moments
u would just have to play it off because nobody would believe u
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>Big Mac menu with regular coke, double cheeseburger and additional fries. They also have wings here so sometimes I'd get 6 wings.
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>>220069990
Cute
>>220069998
Yeah especially when their entire database has been leaked before lmao. At this point id rather they just did the SA thing where everyone bought a one time pass and never have to deal with this stupid shit again. The site's so poorly run these days I think the old guard must all be gone now
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i think it's fucking based that singapore banned gum
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>>220070026
Nah, but I was a fat kid and thats without being allowed soda and sweets so I really worked for it
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tell me about your schoolfus/workfus
there's this girl I go to college with and we had a class discussion about how everyone's offended about everything and someone said "what about plates, no one's offended by that" n she said "what about the ppl who've had a plate smashed on their head" I thought that was really funny and yeah she's also cute
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>>220070043
I think this site has been infiltrated by people who hate it and they are deliberately making it shittier to kill it
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>>220070070
lel that is funny
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>>220070070
How come women can be cute funny but they can never be comedian funny
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>>220070097
its an evolutionary trait, they never had to be funny
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>>220069364
Very good, burgers as thick and juicy and fresh as Five Guys but not as pricey
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>>220070114
But I just said they can be funny, but only a specific kind of funny
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>>220070123
>Oh yeah I love when five guys are thick and juicy and fresh mmmm
Gay af
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>>220070126
cute funny is like adorable funny which is unintentional
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>>220070145
But that example was intentional, she was making a joke
It's like they can be spontaneously funny but not planned out funny, like they can be funny in conversation but can't write a funny script
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Why did that nigga in 311 name himself Sexual Assault? That's not cool.
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>>220070184
Nigga what is you talmbout
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Ordered the Lego set
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>>220070213
post pic shortanon
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>>220070152
well again my answer would be they never needed to be funny
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When I find myself in times of trouble, janny appears to me
Deleting my posts of wisdom, let it sneed
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>>220070208
What am I speaking Norwegian here?
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>>220070213
ever step on one of those?
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Let me cum, let me cum
Can't hold it back anymore
Let me cum, let me cum
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care
What they're going to say
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>>220070226
Can't I'm in incognito mode on my phone
>>220070263
Yeah
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>>220070334
Why are you in incognito mode?
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>>220070334
if you dont post it i will slap your buttcheeks
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I wanna gangsta boogie with my gangsta bitch
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Oppo Gangnam style!
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the whale shark has 3,000 teeth on each eyeball
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>>220070378
interesting stuff I will never get to use
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>>220066275
that's denver
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Send this thread off with a bang, ya feel me?
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*moans like an anime girl*
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>>220070339
Because I don't want this evil incel site in my history
>>220070340
Just Google jango fett Lego ship
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Keep posting
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>>220070519
>Because I don't want this evil incel site in my history
Friendly fire will not be tolerated, short anon
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1. Fair Play
2. Linden Arden Stole The Highlights
3. Who Was The Masked Man?
4. Come Here My Love
5. Comfort You
6. Streets Of Arklow

7. Cul-De-Sac
8. You Don't Pull No Punches But You Don't Push The River
9. Bulbs
10. Country Fair
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>>220070528
I'm volcel
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>>220070545
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Trump could boost his poll numbers if he had a catchphrase like, "Trumpy the Trumpcel, Trumpy the Trumpcel, so heckin' based!"
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finkin maybe swap Streets Of Arklow and Comfort You

but low confidence and credence regardin' dat specific contemplation
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I'm in the mood for some peanut m&Ms



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