Aurora Borealis-editionprev >>220070545
Farts smell so bad after eating spam and Samyang buldak hot sauce
anyone else nervous about all this shit going on with iran and the middle east? think i'm gonna buy a gun tomorrow
>>220072498Idk not really
KILL THE POOR
*moans like an e-girl*
Sharted the bed again award
>>220072498what is buying a gun gonna do? you gonna ship over there and go rambo on the IRGC?
>>220072498not even a little. i don't even look crossing the street anymore. hit me, bomb me, blow me up. i'm having a good time these days, but fuck, just kill me before all the real pain. or don't. i keep finding new albums i like. dealer's choice.
>>220072512nah the gun would be just so I'd have something to protect my family with in case shit hits the fan and civilized society collapses
>>220072528Care to share some of these albums
I don't understand how some of you don't have health insurance. Medicaid is literally free
>>220072541Check this one outSwirlies
>>220072544I have MediCal and its given me free dental and checkups
I never liked our national anthem
>>220072539Fleshjackers would swarm you
>>220072498I don't like guns theyre scary
>>220072544Many people make too much to be on state insurance, but too little to have their own.
>>220072560You guys have a fantastic anthem
>hinge match is Japanese Brooooossss....
>>220072541"Switzerland", by electric six has been making me feel good lately.
>>220072560It's fineGreat when performed well
>>220072592
>>220072498I might enlist soon I need a job.
>>220072621Eww
Most anti-federalists don't even know who the representatives of their state are.
>>220072610My half American half English friend is looking to join the British Army
>jizrael attack gayrans energy facility >gayran attacks shitars LPG facilityThis could unironically be terrible if it continues to escalate
>>220072642How exactly would it be terrible? Stuff becoming more expensive? That happens all the time
>>220072625you mean senators? My state has 52, of course I dont know them all
so uuuhhhh how about that ww3sure is happening isn't it
had the dream about rebel wilson chasing me around with flypaper again
>>220072652>Stuff becoming more expensive? That happens all the timeYeah but not at this rate. Also would increase the oil prices for years
>>220072659Either.
>>220072664>again
>>220072541>>220072586sorry, "seƱor smoke" was their one i was thinking of. i had just been listening to a song of switzerland.
>>220072625Most people don't even know how the government functions at a basic level. We really need to focus on primary education in this county.
>>220072683I took AP US Gov
>>220072675this time she appeared in the gym and she got me when i tripped over a dumbbell someone left unracked
>>220072688Who didn't
I took a lot of history classes and enjoyed all of them. Its a shame its totally worthless as a career
>>220072688For every person that takes AP US Gov, there are 10 flunking regular US Gov.
>>220072664Pre or post weight loss?
>>220072703I dropped out of high school and never took a class like thar
>>220072704it was noom ad rebel wilson this time i dont really know anything about her other than the psychological torture she inflicts on me sometimes
>>220072721>I dropped out of high schoolWhy
Gagging from my own farts
>>220072733To focus on my gender transition. It was a rough time.
Are there any good jobs you can get without a high school diploma
>>220072753I've got a good job for you but you'll have to provide your own kneepads.
>>220072753good? nogetting a job at all?not in this economy
cummiessss
>>220072733I was on medical leave for a semester and when I came back I wasn't comfortable around people anymore.
Not many Canadians here right now
Human males should be parasites like anglerfish. Imagine if you could just live up a woman's ass constantly pumping sperm into her ducts. No worries, no thoughts at all, just constant orgasms.
*skrrt skrrt skrrt* in my foreign (Honda Civic)
soooo that just happened
>>220072833why?
>>220072847
>>220072855Straight up! It's lit!
>>220072847I like being a person and not a fish living in another fish anus
last thread was so bad grok tried to call the suicide prevention hotline
>>220072891Coward.
>>220072891What about a fish living in a sea cucumber's anus
>>220072896Vgh. The habsburg heiress.
I'm going to take a shower and when I come back I expect /cum/ to have a girlfriend ready for me.
In the hierarchy of things to be a fish in an anus is way down the ladder
>>220072663even if we aren't about to have ww3 we're about to enter a global depression the likes of which hasn't been seen since the 1930's
>>220072938Here you go
i will be going to bed early today so if you guys could hurry up and make your interesting posts soon i would appreciate it
>>220072569they are just mechanical devices. fun toys
>>220072948No we aren't Fat orange will back out of the conflict if it makes people hate him too much
>>220072955I was born to have sex with her
>>220072958We are discussing marine biology. If you don't think that's interesting, I don't think you're interesting!
>>220072948>implying
If you think about it, and I mean REALLY think about, the most communist thing you can do is work, and living on welfare is the most capitalistic. Communism fundamentally revolves around giving power to LABOR, and so by not participating in labor you destroy the power that communism holds. And by simply having CAPITAL deposited right to your account you are giving power to capital.
>>220072955she's perfect
>>220072793WHAT?!*savagely throws down a whisky bottle*
>>220072944You are Brazillian
>>220072963I don't think it even matters if he backs out at this point>>220072979buddy i hope you're right
praying these flank steaks I cooked didnt go bad
>>220072955full video?
>>220072980>the most communist thing you can do is workcorrect>living on welfare is the most capitalisticno being a capitalist is
I'm doing tarot readings, pick six numbers between 1 and 22.
that was your cue to wish me and my lower intestine good luck
I've been doing prone flutter kicks and it really gives my glutes a good burn. I have to train my glutes
>Just like a go, go, go, ghost (go-oh)>Watch me go, go, go, ghost (go-oh)
>>22007302922
>>220073029No
>>220073003>i hope you're right
>>220073029we're not doing that. give your heart to christ
Last post before I fall asleep
>>2200730293, 7, 4, 11, 16, 20
>>220073029six seven
>>220072961If you saw somebody get shot you wouldn't see it as a toy
If god is real he really is an evil son of a bitch
>>220073029Divination is wrong. Don't do it.
>>220073035I've been training your moms glutes with my penis
>>220073040Dumbass read the instructions
>>2200730292, 5, 7, 9, 11, 15.
>>220073046So true
>>220073055I thought you wanted six anons to pick 1 number each
What do I say to a girl on the phone? She wants a phonecall before we go on a date
>>220073078Ask if she farts so it doesn't become a problem later
>>220073078ayy girl are you my big toe? Cause I want to bang you on my coffee table
>>220073051How do you know what I'd think? And what makes you believe I haven't? Guns are fun toys
>>220073078hi?
>>220073091No no, that can't be it
>>220073051I've seen lots of people get shot
>>220073049>The DevilYou are feeling strong temptations that are leading you astray. >The FoolYou seek simple happiness and a great reduction of stress. >The HierophantYou are taking bad advice. Whether your advisor is malicious isn't known. >The TowerYou will face a major disruption or obstacle soon, but it will be formative and lead to good outcomes later. >The Magician You are being deceived by someone. >The HermitRemove yourself from some of your influences; seclusion will be good for you.
I drank the Sapporo tallboy
code blacki repeat code blackthere is a MEGA FART in the air
>>220073098I only know all of these cards from playing The Binding Of Isaac
>>220073100woah, slow down becky
>>220073087If guns are toys then killing's a game
>>220073098Damn
>>220073078Whats up u fuken ho? Respectfully
>>220073078tell her you won't rape hermost women are afraid of that so it will help ease her mind
Its really funny that jews got their gay open borders anti racism free society and somehow antisemitism still returned
>>220073058>TemperanceYou want harmony and are nostalgic for a more orderly past. >The WorldWhat you want to reach the conclusion of something you've worked hard for. >The MoonYou fear that you're being lied to or misled. These fears are likely false. >The magicianYou will soon meet someone who'll benefit you greatly. >The ChariotYour current weakness is arrogance or selfishness. >The High PriestessMake a reckless decision soon, your instincts are currently in tune.
>>220073127
>>220073112liquor is bad for you
I don't think fishing should be legal. It's just a barbaric sport. You can enjoy nature without hurting animals you know.
>>220073115To be fair, the cards have very broad meanings so technically they're all vaguely right about something. If you want I can tell you how tarot readings work.
>>220073135that's false
>>220073114No, killing people is bad. It's bad when people do it and it's bad when governments do it. Guns, on the other hand, are mechanical curiosities and they are fun toys. It's fun to shoot shit and see it blow up and react.
>>220073139wait until you hear about catch and release, hippie
>>220073141IT IS beer & wine on the other hand......
>>220073139I don't fish for sport I fish to eat fish
>>220073148It's even more pointless than normal fishing. The fish is injured and they often die of infection later. Why do you have to inflict pain on other beings to have fun in nature?
>>220073155alcohol is always good. period.
>>220073157You live in a prosperous country. You're in no danger from starving.
i think we should go stop all the animals in the wild from eating each otherthink about all the pain they're causing that we could prevent
>>220073192nigga have you SEEN the price for eggs?
>>220073192And? Fishing to consume fish is morally permissible. So is eating animals.
>>220073216It isn't, you're a psychopath.
>>220073174Okay I will admit this Rum works really well as medicine.A complete cure against a cold
Been 3 years since I last talked to you fags. I got married. I have 2 kids.
>>220073208About time we started doing something about it
I think those assholes who fight kangaroos should be castrated. Kangaroos don't know what boxing is, they're just getting kidnapped and given gloves that aren't meant for their claws to entertain critters they can't comprehend. Fishing is fine, though, unless it's being done so much that it's damaging the ecosystem.
>>220073223It is. It says in the Bible quite clearly. You've been misled by secular ideologies. The first people Jesus called on to follow him were fishermen. Jesus helped them fish at one point.
>>220073231Fishers are constantly losing tackle that pollutes streams and lakes.
oh for fucks sake can we go ONE thread without debating theology
didn't notice that it said "refrigerate after opening" on the bottle of caramel saucei hope it's still okay
>>220073241Yes, after religion is abolished.
>>220073232"Not hurting animals for no reason" isn't an ideology. It's just normal. Drop the obvious Christian baiting please, you're really bad at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLB6oJmBRfc
>>220073255Fish don't feel pain, nigga.
>>220073216do Lake Canadians also have summer fish fry culture? Lake Americans have amazing fish fry culture. We like to pan-fry crappie and serve it alongside French fries, coleslaw and usually a slice of buttered rye bread. With beer of course. Many small towns have a Friday fish fry
Enjoying some good Aass beer here.
Just because nature is evil doesn't mean we should just accept it, we should constantly strive to destroy nature and everything it stands for
>>220073255"Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you. And as I gave you the green plants, I give you everything." That's from Genesis, the literal first book of the Bible btw.
>4.7%
Nah, I'm a druid, you guys just hate nature because you're jealous that I derive my magic force from it.
>>220073270Nice>>220073276Why do you hate beer so much
>>220073123I remember when /fit/ used to have tinder threads and the poor idiots there would follow advice like this
>>220073288I dont. I dislike pisswater
>>220073267They do.
Just saw a bizarre video of some jeet or jeet adjacent creature playing around with a gun, acting all cool and putting the magazine in, then he presses it against his chest laughing and nonchalant, pulls the trigger and collapses.I wonder if he expected the stunt to end in another way.
>>220073270Reddit tier thumb
>>220073295Name 1 beer you like
>>220073274True. As an atheist I think that's the only rational and ethical thing to do if we're to maximize for removing suffering from the universe. Also as an atheist I believe we should be removing all religious societies from the Earth starting with Iran. Not Israel though because despite the common misconception it's actually a secular democracy, the only one in the Middle East.
>>220073313I just think its neat
>>220073298Some guns have a safety feature where if the barrel is pressed against something the gun won't fire.
>>220073146Not to me but it is what it is
>Name 1 beer you likeSpotted cow
i like steel reserve. but honestly, i prefer wine over beer
As a Christian you're the biggest useful idiot the Jews have ever created
>>220073333>Spotted cowHey that's from wisconsin
>>220073333they named a beer after your mom?
>>220073298i also saw that on /pol/
>>220073085>>220073086>>220073091>>220073122>>220073123She's 31 and didn't realize I was 26 until we spoke on the phone and then said I'm too young for her and we should just be friends. My age is displayed on my profile
>>220073351I saw it on Elon Muskās platform āXā, formerly known as twitter.
mass reply award
My throat is sore I think from throwing up and it sucks. Wanna be in good condition cause I have to fly tomorrow but ugh its cooked
>>2200733675 isn't mass replying I'm just reciprocating the (You)s they gave me
>>220073332are you the one that posted that cute boy with his tongue sticking out? I think tokyo ghoul?
Putting lil Donnie in his place.Go run back to Bibi for protectionā¦
>>220073367I saw a jeet throwing his literal dog into the train tracks and the train running over him
>>220073309Hindus are vegetarian retard. You're the one pushing a jeet position.
>>220073333>>220073100Nice digits btw
>>220073135Beer is not liquor
>>220073383Getting killed by the juggernaut is seen as honorable in Jeet culture
what up my niggas?
>YEEEEHAW now HONTIN>*shoots random coyote*>and FISHIN>*loses alabama rig in vulnerable waterway*>is a NECESSARY RIGHT to secure a CHEAP>*buys $600 fishing pole and $1000 of lures and thread*>source of DIETARY PROTEIN.>*gets a parasite*
>>220072528Based post
>>220073378Suzuya juuzou desu. Yoroshiku desu.Yeah he's from Tokyo ghoul. I like his character a lot, especially in RE
Who let Brian back?
>>220073401WUSS GOOOOOOOOOOD, NYYYIIIGGAAAAAAA
I can feel a poo in my anus I cannot relax an go to sleep until I get it out
>>220073413>lose argument >stop engaging>schizo strawman greentext to yourselfIf you consumed complete proteins you wouldn't act like this much of a sperg.
Anyone else play their cock like a guitar in the shower? I would stretch it out and strum the shaft as if i were performing for a large crowd. Sometimes I would twist my balls as if I were tuning an amp before the big concert. I'm wondering if this was a universal experience or not...
I need to find a mailbox
>>220073216fucking idiot
Tomorrow is my last day in the world.
>>220073432your mom plays my cock like a saxaphone
>>220073430You just started quoting the Bible for no reason. That's not an argument worth engaging with. You're not even a Christian, you're a butthurt hindi.
>>220073443Why?
>>220073438do they have femboy massage parlors in ganada?
Convinced this popcorn is making me fat
>>220073448I quoted the Bible as my argument as to why consuming animals and fish is morally permissible.
>>220073424JUST HAD SOME FIRE CHIKKEN desu just has some good spicy hot chicken
>>220073458leonardo.....
>>220073432lol
>>220073462Nobody said it wasn't. People have to eat, that's why we developed animal breeds specifically for high quality meat. Factory farms are terrible but it's the only solution we have to feed 8 billion people. It's a necessary evil, fishing is not.
>>220073462post your dick
>>220073458Why did he do it
>>220073449I am beckoned to another life, far from the pleasures of society.
>>220073174i didn't have a drink until i was 22. never invited to any parties, so, you know. and i knew something was wrong right away, because for everyone else, it was a fun-maker. and for me, it was a 'please make this stop' medication. instantly. i can finally settle down to human levels. but then you settle more and more, and your whole system changes. "how do i maintain this level of poison?" and you have to keep answering that question, day by day. i'll answer it again tomorrow. charles jackson, he had a good view. asking what crime you'd be willing to commit for it. my current answer is 'none'. let's hope it stays that way.
>>220073409https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyHJ6HzEvQo
did you know you can see naked women for free on the internet? some of them even have penises which i think is pretty cool
Alcohol has an objectively bad taste
>>220073486Are you saying it's your last day in a Death To The World sense?
>>2200730299 11 4 20 6 9
>>220073502>did you know you can see naked women for free on the internet?yah, your mom forgot to put her OF behind a paywall
>>220073487i have always drank alone.
>>220073462fucking idiot
>>220073443Dont kill yourself, you idiot
Thread is getting really hostile let's try to settle down guys
Did Brian spam the thread again or what
>>220073507Si.
>>220073541Go in peace then. And pray for me.
Something needs to be done about these God damned Australians
he's literally me
I'm rikka takanashi irl
Brian what up
>>220073560Leonardo your hair isn't even black
Is Jujutsu Kaisen a good anime for beginners?
>>2200730298 10 21
>>220073574Just watch it and see if you like it nibba
I like High Elves
>>220073582They are literally Jews
>>220073029>>220073575Oh, six, sorry. Here's my updated one:7 8 10 13 20 21
>>220073529its lumsbra the brazilian
>>220073574You should watch Cowboy Bebop and the first season of Dragon Ball and then nothing else.
>>220073560Do you also bite off people's ears for fun?
>>220073571idk who that is i'm not leonardo
>>220073587t.asshurt midget
>>220073593Oh I love him
>>220073503Beer taste amazing with meat & fried food. After a hard day of labor in the sun too.
>>220073614Oh I'm thinking of the High Elves from Elder Scrolls
>>220073621go away mr lum
>>220073574Jjk is ass dont watch that shit
>>220073627I'm not him, you go away
drinking milk
>>220073634Wowhaahahahaha there he goes again! Drinking that milk!
>>220073582Teclis my beloved
>>220073634T Hanks don't you get up to pee throughout the night?
I think theneedledrop is literally an incarnated soyjak
>>220073528sorry. well, uh, what's everyone's favorite stand-up routine? forget if it hasn't aged well of it's some comedian who did something bad. just post your favorite, and we'll all have a laugh together.https://youtube.com/shorts/4UM5ydjJlJ8
>>220073638no
i notice middle-upper class jeets are the non white (exluced blacks) who have balls to enter politic world. all other middle-upper class non whites like asians, latinxs, mena only take stem and business and rarely take law school.why though?
Wazzzzzuuuuuuuuuppppppp
>>220073644He's a melon
Also Bretonnians are cool. Lady of the Lake is a very cool aesthetic
>murdered animal tastes so yummy with watered down neurotoxin
>>220073658It's interesting that so many different cultures have "lady of the lake" tropes
>>220073660Achmed
>>220073644ć®ć©ć®ć©
>>220073668Thats because it's real
>>220073675That sure would be neat but it just reminds me of Christopher Columbus mistaking manatees for mermaids
>>220073646I despise stand up.
In this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero!
>>220073668>>220073675>>220073694Lady of the Lake predates the New World by a long time thobeit.
>>220073696more of a sit-down guy?
Netanyahu is missing zionisisters!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQXRBrnhEEA
Absolutely fucking grim the death of a close relative
>>220073703Hahahaha Carlos should do stand up himself!
>>220073712The worst part for me is the funeral. I hate seeing everyone else sad and having to be around the sadness
>>220073694There are lots of spirits that live in nature. You meet them all the time if you go out and look for them
>>220073696I'm sorry you're a crippled freak, son.
>>220073712my regards brazilbro
>>220073712Yeah Who died? You ok? One thing I dislike is funerals. I'm too autistic to need them for any sense of closure, it just feels like putting myself in a sad atmosphere so others don't think I'm an asshole.
>>220073720Damn dude sorry I made fun of your comedy act
>>220073699>>220073658The Bretonnian Warhammer 3 trailer was their best one. All the dialogue is different aspects of the different vows the Knights of Bretonnia undertake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60WQUG3XW3M
>>220073718If that were true, there would be more credible accounts than... Pretty much none at all.
phwoar huffin buttfumesshagged a girls arsepropa deep stank it wasdank as the richest indica in hadeswe spakin' bout dat strawberry haze brutha
ā¦ For I marched to the battles of the German trenchIn a war that was bound to end all warsOh, I must have killed a million men, now they want me back againBut I ain't marching anymoreā¦ It's always the old to lead us to the warsIt's always the young to fallNow look at all we've won with the saber and the gunTELL ME IS IT WORTH IT ALL?
>warhammeryaaaaaaaaaawn
>>220073727Thank you for the apology. I hope you'll be more careful with your words from now on.
>>220073725My dad died 4 years ago
>>220073712Sorry for your loss anon. Death is very uncomfortable and sad.
for me?bloodbowel
>>220073705He's in a coma. Hopefully he had a shred of remorse before this.
>>220073735If there were credible accounts then it would cease to be incredible and become mundane. Reality doesnt exist for the purpose of our comprehension.
>>220073749I'm very sorry to hear about that. Wish I had more to say.
>>220073739Warhammer Fantasy is kino and high art.
>>220073757This edgy anime picture was the perfect image to represent your empathy and understanding of his difficult situation
you know what would be coollike warhammerbut likeactual historical battles
>>220073705>HE'S MISSING GUYS THEY GOT HIM O ALGO>posts video a video of a guy speculating on how he may be missing
I made an interesting thread but nobody is replying to itfeelsbadman.
>>220073766lay of the weed dude
>>220073766Why is it necessary for it to be incredibleReality can only be real insofar as it can be comprehended You aren't a tranny are you? Because this is borderline "gender is a social construct" nonsense
>>220073779You have to link the thread in here.
>>220073699thats a man>>220073705dont even need to clikc that to know some like unverified dumbass source like 90% of dumb shidd people see
Make ten more posts
Shit is going DOWN in the middle east, bros
>>220073788why? I don't want pity-replies.
>>220073779Same, I need to work on my bait posts; The (You)s have been drying up lately...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DqNKXNsTBM
>>220073773That was a thing. The guys who designed these older edition of warhammer work for Warlord games now and they make historical games. Hail Caesar! if you want ancient battles.
>>220073804You're supposed to say "made one" and link it, it's /cum/ culture
>>220073804It's /cum/ tradition.
Hate brushing my teeth so late
Is there a single warhammer fag who isn't bald/balding? And no, don't say henry cavill.
>>220073773And Hail Caesar! Epic if you want massive battles.
>>220073812I think the naked men are going to lose against the men in full suits of armor
Emma Stone is talentless
>>220073806I'll post a hot brown or asian girl next time.
>>220073820henry cavill
>>220073824*The taliban and Vietcong walk in*
>>220073809https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg_eaTNQaNI
>>220073831Baited this post
>>220073825she was pretty good in birdman
>>220073843Not really
Hope the new is another Lain edit
>>220073824Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions!
>>220073850Please God no
>>220073850>>220073853Want me to make one that isn't? Speak quickly
>>220073838nice to hear
>>220073834in a total war scenario the vietcong and the taliban would have their shit kicked in
>>220073819doesnt matter when you brush your teeth
>>220073848yes really
>>220073858I want you to make one that is
>>220073858are you the lain spammer?
>>220073870No>>220073879No
Saying things to other people is attention whoring, this includes every single post that has ever been made on this website
>>220073772Sorry.>>220073780Im not on weed>>220073785>Why is it necessary for it to be incredibleIts is just a part of the way things are>Reality can only be real insofar as it can be comprehendedI dont think that's true. That would imply things like germs only became real when we comprehended them>You aren't a tranny are you?Uhhh..
>>220073885*posts my oenis*
did they make a modern total war?like 1900 -1989 or summat
or 19991or WHENEVER BERLIN WALL FELL
>>220073886>That would imply things like germs only became real when we comprehended themFor all intents and purposes, they weren't. They weren't a considerable factor in our judgements of reality until we knew about them and could demonstrate that they exist.
Might jerk off
>>220073892The most modern total war was the Fall of the Samurai expansion for Shogun 2. It's a standalone expansion, you can just buy it and play it without the base game. It's also my favorite total war game of all time.
If you aren't an attention whore you would just not communicate at all forever
>>220073899Reagan at Berlin when the walls fell
>>220073885truth nuclear bombstill fuck blogfaggots
New>>220073917
>>220073921
>>220073915
>>220073920>>220073924EVERY TIME?!
