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Hello lads. Are you alright?
EVERYBODY GET YOUR ZINGERS IN
>>220072903>oui
Ayo why come yall brits ain't got no mountains or big forests? Sumn to do with communism or something?
>>220072876how come she ain't going around in an extremely impractical red dress in the remake that shows off her back and thighs a bit? almost enough to make me demand my money back
>>220072876BWC lover
>>220072916you lads were taking too long to make the new so i've forgotten them all now
>>220072931Because of woke
>>220072918did someone from here finally kidnap her and rape and torture and kill her like she always wanted?
>>220072924cut them all down back in celt times innit
>>220072931because she wears sexy boots now instead
>>220072947What'd yall make with the wood? Boats I reckon. What else?
>>220072943
>>220072953hey you're right, those ain't half bad*grimaces as my willy pops out a load of spaff as if it were coughing up a bit of phlegm**demeanour becomes more relaxed*
>>220072954made room for farms and livestock I think
>>220072876
always get jamie foxx and denzel washington mixed up, frankly i think it is redundant for both of them to exist all contemporaneously likesame goes for helen mirren and meryl streep tbf, and zach braff and dax shepard, and i'm sure i've got more that just aren't springing to mind right this minute
>>220072984But where'd that wood go then?
>>220072745Oh it's you again, Hiiii. Sorry about the flu at Christmas, must have sucked.>they look beautifulThank you ^^>coconut is so good with chocolateYes! Kladdkaka is a staple childhood dessert in Sweden but it was only a few years ago that I decided to try one with a topping. A coconut layer with the chocolate is indeed really fucking good. I actually did a double layer this time to min max the coconut flavour and it was delish. Adding almond topping was also the first time for me, I did not enjoy it as much as the coconut but it was still good. One thing I discovered is that while coconut gets worse for each passing day in the fridge the almond one actually got better. The kladdkaka with almond actually tasted better after a week in the fridge.
>>220072985does leon still do his classic "no way fag" line when ashley tries hitting on him at the end?
>>220073000charcoal according to the google ai probably also houses back then
>>220073033i dunno
who up tunging they sahur
huge news for the unemployed
>>220073124alri lad what variety of cans are you steaming on?
brigitte overwatch sex arse
might order a chinese
>>220073179slanty eyeses can't join the FBI, they'd be suspected of being a chinese spy
What's the most you've shagged in a year? For me it's two
>>2200732201 milliom
actually no Dante I dont think getting rid of Caesar is the same as betraying Jesus
>>220073220reckon it’s 3 or 4 for me
>>220073220I've never shagged
>>220073251>>220073310based
i m gay
>be on computer>get nagged for weeks about how there's a new update available and i have to restart my machine to do it>can't be arsed>keeps nagging>FINE fucking hell>do the update>next day, it has another update it wants me to installall these fucking pajeet techbros deserve to be sent to hard labour camps
>>220073353if you dont play video games or use proprietary software there is no reason not to use linux
am bottom
rorke got a new pet
>>220073372i can think of one more; i can't be arsed
F
might wank my silly evil incel cock
there's really no reason to use condoms anymore these days unless you're a poofter out cruising for twinks to bum and give HIV to
>>220073412
Always the same, it's just a shame , that's all
pozzy bruce >.>
this console was so cute and dare i say KAWAI
might pop on a film
my knee hurst fucking hell
>>220073506had the big boxy one myself, friendberg had the little gay one, i used to tease him about it like i asked if it came with a box of tampons
>>220073506PS um >.<
ENTER
is this ps1 gimmick heathermong's latest schizo fixation?
>>220073506remember the disc spinning faster when something was going to happen haha, loved this mfer
>>2200732204, I fink, me, I do.
how can you lads reconcile posting here when Eptein literally made/pol/?
Watching Marty Supreme, I'm going to withhold judgement until the film completes. And then I'm going to post about it.
my house stinks. im a dirty smelly man.
>>220073681>EpteinHello Jeffrey
>>220073681dont care. i hardly go to /pol/
>>220073690ktim mine smells like stale beer and jizz and a faint bit of rotting because i suspect a mouse died in here recently and i've been unable to locate it
>>220073681Haven't used /pol/ in ten years
>>220073709>>220073711still use their talking points
oi yeah nah fuckin straya cunt
>>220073710mine is fish stink and man sweat
wanking over some sexy XXX hardcore sex videos
speaking of /pol/ how come it’s majority yank? almost every thread and reply is by a yank
>>220073777yanks are obsessed with politics
got 2 vapes on the go
>>220073450CAM ON CAM ONCAM ON CAM ONCAM ON CAM ON CAM ON
just bodied some freak
had way too much to eat lately and i've been constipated so i'm rocking a pot belly that would make a ninja turtle blush
>>220073506Nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy VII
>>220073422Why do escorts always make clients wear condoms then?
its not fair that ive never been in love. never been loved.
>>220073790you guys are the ones who protest Trump all the time.
dadberg offering money for me to go down London to see my brother who is in hospital.
>>220073938probably a hygiene thing. It's less intrusive if customers are using a condom vs not.
>>220073957me? na. Trump is funny. I like him as an entertainer politician.
>>220073938pregnancyalso the bloke might not wash his peepee properly, so they risk an infection on their vaginas from remainings of pee and whatnot
>>220073985They can take a pill or get a coilIMO escorts should offer bareback to regular clients who they know are clean
>>220073938they usually suck me off without a condom
>>220073901are you deformed or something >>220073958what's he in hospital for?
>>220073938they're outliers because they shag like 30 different blokes in any given week, and a lot of them are bound to be pajeets, and you never know what kind of creepy crawlies those filthy bugmen are carryingi've actually seen escort pages where they ask you to disclose your ethnic background, so i'm sure you could imagine why
>>220074042>what's he in hospital for?colitis. mumstein is there helping look after him.
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouseif everyone on /brit/ were put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinelyi sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little redditors and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
>>220074072lmao your brother's got a bum disease, how embarrassing for him
Almost did mate. Almost fucking did.
>>220074051>i've actually seen escort pages where they ask you to disclose your ethnic background,why is that allowed? If any other profession did that then they'd go to prison.
>>220074093what character is this nigga playing then? voldemort?
>>220074079Sure champ
>>220074102well i've also looked at flatshare ads and stuff and a lot of them openly say that they'll only accept other indians, and specifically only other indians from their specific region (usually punjabi in my experience). not that i'd ever in a million years want to live with indians, but it is blatant discrimination innit, i think it's only fair that the hookers bite back
>>220074091I have wondered how it happened. A healthy 37 year old shouldnt be getting bum disease. I reckon its because he got the covid jabs.
ever used an luigi board?
>>220074145totalbiscuit got arse cancer at 29 and succumbed to it after like 4 years, have to say i was never a fan though and am glad he's dead and hope it hurt
2tired4toil :(
Looksmatched in America
>>220074156I don't know who that is but my bro is responding well to the steroid treatment.
>>220074025Oral Without is standard
any gay gooners in
>>220074181yeah? how much can he bench now?
olderfatterbalder
>>220074200I'm just older
i'm so tired
>>220074208Unc
>>220074190not much i expect. he has lost a lot of weight and was always slim. i dont think arse steds are like anabolic steroids.
>>220074211then go to sleep nigga lmao just close your eyes nigga! hahaha
I have eaten poo.
finally shifting that christmas weight
>>220074215i still get asked for id in my 30s
>>220074218okay i will do that !!
need israel to explain themselves immediately
Every licensed greyhound track in the UK is legally required to have a freezer to store dead dogs.Could you imagine if every football stadium had to have a morgue, because of fatalities being that common?
>>220074236don't carelooks like a slag
>>220074226Probably to check you’re not on the nonce list
favourite pornstars probably laney grey, skye blue, odette fox, and alex coal
>>220074241Wales just banned greyhound racing yesterday
>>220074255V good taste For me it's Elena Koshka and Scarlett Jones
>>220074261Sounds very comfy rn brobro
knee pain seems to be gone after wanking. or it could be ibuprofen, but I'd prefer the former.
>>220074255love skye blue me
got an appointment with optometrist in a few weeks. i think ill buy some new glasses after. ive worn contacts for 15 years but the few months ive been wearing my glasses.
just had sex lol jk i didn't
>>22007422570 stone, fucking hell lad im amazed you are alive
>>220074270havent heard of scarlett jones but i had many a wank over elena koshka in the days of yore, time for a nostalgia wank i reckon!
>>220074253im more likely to be nonced than to nonce anyone
huh wonder what went wrong
thoughts to welsh greyhounds forced onto bennies this week
Ate a whole bag of chips again
>>220074309makes u think!
fuck I jinxed it the pain is back
>>220074183Not always. And some want an extra 20 quid for it.
greyhound just served me at greggs
