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Hello lads. Are you alright?
EVERYBODY GET YOUR ZINGERS IN
>>220072903>oui
Ayo why come yall brits ain't got no mountains or big forests? Sumn to do with communism or something?
>>220072876how come she ain't going around in an extremely impractical red dress in the remake that shows off her back and thighs a bit? almost enough to make me demand my money back
>>220072876BWC lover
>>220072916you lads were taking too long to make the new so i've forgotten them all now
>>220072931Because of woke
>>220072918did someone from here finally kidnap her and rape and torture and kill her like she always wanted?
>>220072924cut them all down back in celt times innit
>>220072931because she wears sexy boots now instead
>>220072947What'd yall make with the wood? Boats I reckon. What else?
>>220072943
>>220072953hey you're right, those ain't half bad*grimaces as my willy pops out a load of spaff as if it were coughing up a bit of phlegm**demeanour becomes more relaxed*
>>220072954made room for farms and livestock I think
>>220072876
always get jamie foxx and denzel washington mixed up, frankly i think it is redundant for both of them to exist all contemporaneously likesame goes for helen mirren and meryl streep tbf, and zach braff and dax shepard, and i'm sure i've got more that just aren't springing to mind right this minute
>>220072984But where'd that wood go then?
>>220072745Oh it's you again, Hiiii. Sorry about the flu at Christmas, must have sucked.>they look beautifulThank you ^^>coconut is so good with chocolateYes! Kladdkaka is a staple childhood dessert in Sweden but it was only a few years ago that I decided to try one with a topping. A coconut layer with the chocolate is indeed really fucking good. I actually did a double layer this time to min max the coconut flavour and it was delish. Adding almond topping was also the first time for me, I did not enjoy it as much as the coconut but it was still good. One thing I discovered is that while coconut gets worse for each passing day in the fridge the almond one actually got better. The kladdkaka with almond actually tasted better after a week in the fridge.
>>220072985does leon still do his classic "no way fag" line when ashley tries hitting on him at the end?
>>220073000charcoal according to the google ai probably also houses back then
>>220073033i dunno
who up tunging they sahur
huge news for the unemployed
>>220073124alri lad what variety of cans are you steaming on?
brigitte overwatch sex arse
might order a chinese
>>220073179slanty eyeses can't join the FBI, they'd be suspected of being a chinese spy
What's the most you've shagged in a year? For me it's two
>>2200732201 milliom
actually no Dante I dont think getting rid of Caesar is the same as betraying Jesus
>>220073220reckon it’s 3 or 4 for me
>>220073220I've never shagged
>>220073251>>220073310based
i m gay
>be on computer>get nagged for weeks about how there's a new update available and i have to restart my machine to do it>can't be arsed>keeps nagging>FINE fucking hell>do the update>next day, it has another update it wants me to installall these fucking pajeet techbros deserve to be sent to hard labour camps
>>220073353if you dont play video games or use proprietary software there is no reason not to use linux
am bottom
rorke got a new pet
>>220073372i can think of one more; i can't be arsed
F
might wank my silly evil incel cock
there's really no reason to use condoms anymore these days unless you're a poofter out cruising for twinks to bum and give HIV to
>>220073412
Always the same, it's just a shame , that's all
pozzy bruce >.>
this console was so cute and dare i say KAWAI
might pop on a film
my knee hurst fucking hell
>>220073506had the big boxy one myself, friendberg had the little gay one, i used to tease him about it like i asked if it came with a box of tampons
>>220073506PS um >.<
ENTER
is this ps1 gimmick heathermong's latest schizo fixation?
>>220073506remember the disc spinning faster when something was going to happen haha, loved this mfer
>>2200732204, I fink, me, I do.
how can you lads reconcile posting here when Eptein literally made/pol/?
Watching Marty Supreme, I'm going to withhold judgement until the film completes. And then I'm going to post about it.
my house stinks. im a dirty smelly man.
>>220073681>EpteinHello Jeffrey
>>220073681dont care. i hardly go to /pol/
>>220073690ktim mine smells like stale beer and jizz and a faint bit of rotting because i suspect a mouse died in here recently and i've been unable to locate it
>>220073681Haven't used /pol/ in ten years
>>220073709>>220073711still use their talking points
oi yeah nah fuckin straya cunt
>>220073710mine is fish stink and man sweat
wanking over some sexy XXX hardcore sex videos
speaking of /pol/ how come it’s majority yank? almost every thread and reply is by a yank
>>220073777yanks are obsessed with politics
got 2 vapes on the go
>>220073450CAM ON CAM ONCAM ON CAM ONCAM ON CAM ON CAM ON
just bodied some freak
had way too much to eat lately and i've been constipated so i'm rocking a pot belly that would make a ninja turtle blush
>>220073506Nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy VII
>>220073422Why do escorts always make clients wear condoms then?
its not fair that ive never been in love. never been loved.
>>220073790you guys are the ones who protest Trump all the time.
dadberg offering money for me to go down London to see my brother who is in hospital.
>>220073938probably a hygiene thing. It's less intrusive if customers are using a condom vs not.
>>220073957me? na. Trump is funny. I like him as an entertainer politician.
>>220073938pregnancyalso the bloke might not wash his peepee properly, so they risk an infection on their vaginas from remainings of pee and whatnot
>>220073985They can take a pill or get a coilIMO escorts should offer bareback to regular clients who they know are clean
>>220073938they usually suck me off without a condom
>>220073901are you deformed or something >>220073958what's he in hospital for?
>>220073938they're outliers because they shag like 30 different blokes in any given week, and a lot of them are bound to be pajeets, and you never know what kind of creepy crawlies those filthy bugmen are carryingi've actually seen escort pages where they ask you to disclose your ethnic background, so i'm sure you could imagine why
>>220074042>what's he in hospital for?colitis. mumstein is there helping look after him.
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouseif everyone on /brit/ were put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinelyi sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little redditors and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
>>220074072lmao your brother's got a bum disease, how embarrassing for him
Almost did mate. Almost fucking did.
>>220074051>i've actually seen escort pages where they ask you to disclose your ethnic background,why is that allowed? If any other profession did that then they'd go to prison.
>>220074093what character is this nigga playing then? voldemort?
>>220074079Sure champ
>>220074102well i've also looked at flatshare ads and stuff and a lot of them openly say that they'll only accept other indians, and specifically only other indians from their specific region (usually punjabi in my experience). not that i'd ever in a million years want to live with indians, but it is blatant discrimination innit, i think it's only fair that the hookers bite back
>>220074091I have wondered how it happened. A healthy 37 year old shouldnt be getting bum disease. I reckon its because he got the covid jabs.
ever used an luigi board?
>>220074145totalbiscuit got arse cancer at 29 and succumbed to it after like 4 years, have to say i was never a fan though and am glad he's dead and hope it hurt
2tired4toil :(
Looksmatched in America
>>220074156I don't know who that is but my bro is responding well to the steroid treatment.
>>220074025Oral Without is standard
any gay gooners in
>>220074181yeah? how much can he bench now?
olderfatterbalder
>>220074200I'm just older
i'm so tired
>>220074208Unc
>>220074190not much i expect. he has lost a lot of weight and was always slim. i dont think arse steds are like anabolic steroids.
>>220074211then go to sleep nigga lmao just close your eyes nigga! hahaha
I have eaten poo.
finally shifting that christmas weight
>>220074215i still get asked for id in my 30s
>>220074218okay i will do that !!
need israel to explain themselves immediately
Every licensed greyhound track in the UK is legally required to have a freezer to store dead dogs.Could you imagine if every football stadium had to have a morgue, because of fatalities being that common?
>>220074236don't carelooks like a slag
>>220074226Probably to check you’re not on the nonce list
favourite pornstars probably laney grey, skye blue, odette fox, and alex coal
>>220074241Wales just banned greyhound racing yesterday
>>220074255V good taste For me it's Elena Koshka and Scarlett Jones
>>220074261Sounds very comfy rn brobro
knee pain seems to be gone after wanking. or it could be ibuprofen, but I'd prefer the former.
>>220074255love skye blue me
got an appointment with optometrist in a few weeks. i think ill buy some new glasses after. ive worn contacts for 15 years but the few months ive been wearing my glasses.
just had sex lol jk i didn't
>>22007422570 stone, fucking hell lad im amazed you are alive
>>220074270havent heard of scarlett jones but i had many a wank over elena koshka in the days of yore, time for a nostalgia wank i reckon!
>>220074253im more likely to be nonced than to nonce anyone
huh wonder what went wrong
thoughts to welsh greyhounds forced onto bennies this week
Ate a whole bag of chips again
>>220074309makes u think!
fuck I jinxed it the pain is back
>>220074183Not always. And some want an extra 20 quid for it.
greyhound just served me at greggs
looking particularly ugly today because i haven't slept and done a lot of drinking and drugs lately
>>220074241Ive never been to the greyhounds but id like to go to a track. It's an English tradition. Dogs, horses, sometimes they die.
>>220074374ktim
going to go to bed now x
Greyhounds are cuteLove watching them sprint
>>220074328did you not get a fsh?
going to start calling any woman who rejects my advances a rugmuncher, both for her benefit and for mine
>>220074411goodnight sweetheart
>>220074413*zooms*
>>220074309whites dragged everyone down with them
>>220074470He's fast!
The sign of a good escort is one who swallows your cum without charging extra.
wonder what my life will be when im in prison. i suppose i won't be able to post here
Good morning to my fellow black men of /brit/
>>220074506What are you going down for?
who is faster a cat or a mancats are small but they're fucking fast have you ever tried catching one it's impossible
>>220074519greyhound racists
>>220074519ive not done it yet, but i will and dont expect to get away with it.
oh fuck off gary
What's your OSRS combat level lads?
fucks sake she's getting that everywhere
>>220074558corr. ive only made one women squirt. was proper horny stuff
>>220074107kek good post diss
>>220074560dunno i think about 60-ish
they are trying to build a fucking McDonald’s basically on my actual street I’m going to go insane and cry if this is approved maybe even kill myselr
Anyone else find his latest reveiw a bit cringe?yes of course it was a nice thing to do but found it a bit weirdAnybody remember Harry Enfield's smashie and nicey characters "that do a lot for charity, but dont like to talk about it" but do nothing elseI find Gary a bit like that why not do it in private off of camara it was the same with that massively over priced food van he gave money to for the kidsThen accosting that poor chap just minding his own business on the way out
>>220074584Full Rune set?
>>220074241why do they die? cardiac?
>>220074588honestly can't remember, might log in to accountberg and check
When is he giving up his channel - he reckoned he was stopping it awhile ago.Although it would mean a huge loss of income for him and his son if he did so can't really see that happening.I don't watch him much now rather watch Greeno although he is maddening with constantly pushing his glasses back up and that laugh were he puts his tongue between his teeth gives me the ick.
>>220074255kennedy leigh
*surreptitiously enters /brit/*
>>220074558prefer pissing in the toilet rather than my bed that i'm about to go to sleep in me
>>220074107Dumbledore. Lithgow is a good actor but I think it was a mistake to cast him. He is already 80 and its quite a physical role.
what's the best british porn star? I only know that one heroin addict who roleplays incest, bonnie blue and that discount bonnie blue
>>220074621Discount bonnie blue mogs the real bonnie blue though
>>220074555I'm watching now: well, I FF'd most of it. He gets his wallet out at 16m 23s. He's such a condescending twit.Like Reactions: 2
>>220074613ffs catberg
>>220074619i'd think it was a mistake to cast him because he's well-known for playing a serial killer on dexter (2006-2013)
the new idea is to not eat until 12 that way I’m more likely to stay to my calorie deficit
>>220074621Dirty Demi
>>220074621>heroin addict who roleplays incest,?
>>220074586worried about the traffic or becoming (staying) a fat fuck?
>>220074646i generally only eat once a day in the evening and i'm still fat
>>220074652Traffic. I’m not fat.
>>220074555>>220074636no one cares mate
>>220074660that's exactly what someone embarrassed about being fat would say
>>220074588i have returned to report my findings, yes i'm in full rune (minus the helmet because the horned viking one is better), and i'm level 63.9and yourself my good man?
>>220074643i dont think dexter was very popular in Britain. 3rd rock from the sun was back in the day
>>220074694seems to be getting a second wind within the tiktok zoomer consensus, plus there's like 3 different spin-offs that came out pretty recently, poor old michael c hall is overworked i reckon
>>220074671If I was fat why would I be complaining about a McDonald’s being built a minute walk from my house?
>>220074646why not just get on the mounjaro or wegovy?
>>220074667I care
>>220074710Because I’m not pathetic
trump has fucking lost it needs locking up asap
god dammit i'm hearing the voices in my head again, they're talking about income tax
>>220074705>poor old michael c hall is overworked i reckonim sure he has enough money that he doesn't have to work so he must enjoy it.
>>220074721all fatties are pathetiic
>>220074613oceans 9 (as in 9 lives)
>>220074714and youre no onenext question
>>22007474478.9kg at 6’1Hardly fat
>>220074766you big fat tub of lard
>>220074728ghosts come to me to tell me im a disappointment to them.
>>220074613catblatt on a fucking bomacraffane one
i hate creampie porn scenes when it's obviously fake cum, like don't fucking bother unless you're gonna do the real thing
>>220074805tell your therapist
think i've lost my umbrellathis is an outrage
>>220074621tasha holz>>220074646eat oats coz they like fill you up for long timeslow digestion ro summat not surewho the fuck.knows
>>220074694corr dexter was pripa good kino
>>220074560
my mate introduced me to porn when I was in year 5He had no idea how badly he was gonna fuck up my life by doing that
>>220074794never got whybamericans all drss like diss
who gives a shiteing crap
how one treats the weak is an important mark of their character
how one treats the wank is an important mark of their character
let’s fucking go
weakminds will inherit the earth
I was running from Euston underground to Euston actual train station yesterday because I was gonna miss my train and some guy shouted “fucking dickhead” at me :(((
wankminds will inherit the earth
>>220074865He’s not a bad looking bloke
>>220074846mate of mine who introduced me to porn had unmonitored access to a laptop since he was 10, knows most pornstars by name even today, has a hot girlfriend with big tits, a degree, good job, makes good money, owns his own home, just bought a new car, keeps /fit/ and /fa/, plays sporta lot of what people on 4chan blame on a porn addiction just boils down to laziness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uld1P2ikSVcscream
mad how australians are an entire race of bwcs surrounded by tight fanny asians
>>220074905obsesssed with cocks and fannies and sex youmaybe go for a walk, feel the fresh air?
do you wake up and open your phone and have a cheeky look through whatever /brit/ thread you were in last night or do you just head straight for the new
>>220074894Ok by year 7 I was a full on gooner. My mates would invite me out after school id decline so I could go home and goon, I got invited to parties in year 9-11 but always declined so I could be at home wanking instead. Even in lessons all I could think about was porn so I never learnt anything. Good for your friend but that’s just an anecdote
>>220074924normally leave a zinger before I go to bed so check how many yous it got when I wake up (it was 0 this morning)
people really have their friends "introduce" them to porn as if it wasn't literally one google search away
>>220074924I tend to make bait posts just before going to sleep and its fun to see how many (You)s it got. Once caused a mousey melty that lasted all night doing this haha.
>>220074894exception to the rule fill a room full of porn addicts and he's going to be the only one like that
>>220074945When you are in year 5 you aren’t googling porn mate
>>220074944>>220074949little gay zinger boys
Just made a bait reply on /tv/ that I think will be a healthy (You) farm haha.Still sweet even if its on a retarded board.
>>220074962haha yeah... right...
>>220074837its alright. ive seen the original series. probably not going to watch the spin offs
mad how the toilfu is doing a clitoral wank to me right now before she rolls out of bed
>>220074988it's just a hundred replies tell you you're retarded
>>220075006its an addiction, I know
Piers Morgan ended his livestream after a guest insulted his wife.
didnt wnak until i was 18
>>220074470he thinks hes fishes!
>>220074673Based, I'm level 62, got a full Rune set too x
I think ive got the mengy b
>>220074558looks like my ex
>>220074621Scarlett JonesAva DalushBonni Gee
hi my name is anon and im an alcoholic
the best porn stars are scarlett johanson and jennifer lawrence
Deliberating spending £45 on a new umbrellaI mean that's too much isn't it
>>220075058me too
>>220075091idk maybe you're alan sugar
>>220075098sneed this
>>220075058ktimlove the beers even though they've made me stupid and fat and ugly and boring and i'm much happier when i'm not drinking
>>220075091>>220075091got this one for 75 quid and it hasnt rained since i got itwaste of moneywill probably forget it on the train one day as well
>>220074621>I only know that one heroin addict who roleplays incestWhats the name of this tart so i can avoid her abhorrent content
imagine going to AA and there's a random baby in there sitting and talking like a grown man about being a boobaholic. i'd be howling
Don't really watch porn any more, looked up some of these and they are right butters compared to your eva lovias and your dani daniels'sDid all the actually fit ones go to onlyfans?
probably should get out of bed and get ready for toil
>>220075124dont forget to pull your willy or you'll end up trying to rape someone at toil
>>220075112without the drink im still a horrid oaf of a man
>>220075098You’re Indian
A Jewish girl asked for my number yesterday, I said lady, we use names now
>>220075154because you're actually a woman. you'll be happier when you transition
If Iran falls, then the jews will have achieved total victory in the Middle East. After that, if Russia and China fall, the planet will be completely ruled by hook nosed jews for the next 1000 years and all other peoples will be miscegenated into a brown slave mass.
>>220075162doesnt work. it would be the nazi guards who ask for the number
so ill be watching this for 4 hours if anyones looking for me thats where ill behttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QwPt9YsnOE
>>220075141done it twice alreadyx
Lots of people assume I'm gay and I decided to record my voice and I literally talk like a bender. I was raised by a single mother, so that might explain it, but I am 100% straight.
>>220075161Bizarre claim
thought my liver was hurting all night but it turns out i just have a horrible sore spot on my right flank
>>220075189Probably an indication it's time to get a job
>>220075180and here's why that's a good thing
russia fell in the 90s. it's just 3 billionaires in a trench coat nowhow does china fall if iran falls. middle east being a wasteland probably helps them. no one's going to be brave enough to cross it to get to them and years later they can walk in and strike deals to rebuild the infrastructure making the west look like right twats even more than before
>>220075214Girl I roomed with at uni assumed I was gay because I never brought girls back and I like singing Taylor swift loudly in the showerLittle did she know I was simply and incel swifty
The British empire lost world war 11
my name is sustavo fring, but you can call me sus
>>220075214i think everyone talks more high pitched than they think because your ears are inside your body so they pick up all the bass sounds that no one else hears
>>220075243yeah, I also love white girl music
>>220075258Pseudoscience nonsense
Makes you wonder what else they control
>>220075217been diagnosing myself with liver disease every night for years but remember most alchies die at like 55 or 60 i still drink loads of coffee and take milk thistle and vitamins just in case
>>220075245hi sus
There will be no south Koreans in 100 years
>>220075269No, that is literally true.
>>220075280wont be much of anything in 100 years
>>220075271Classic nubian pyramid this
>>220075258Imagine what Ralph Ineson's voice sounds like in his head.
morning all
>>220075290Nigerians and indians
>>220075314medieval tavern helper physiog
>>220075314morning
