Do you hike in your country?
>>220074282Not without a gun
>>220074282holy shit lmfao, went to that article>As they made their way up Angel’s Landing, MJ’s partner started walking faster than her. “I could tell it was getting on his nerves that I was slow,” she said. “I was like, ‘Fuck it, just go ahead of me.’” He did without hesitation.>When she caught up at the top of the mountain, they took a picture together. Then her partner hiked down the mountain with a woman he had met on the way up, leaving MJ to finish by herself. They broke up shortly after that trip.dude literally found a replacement hoe within minutes, can't imagine how that felt lmao
>>220074303do americans really ?
>>220074313Americans are insanely lucky to have young wopen who like to hike. Here its done almost exclusively by retirees and single men
>>220074429I'm can't speak for everyone, but generally yes. Especially me, fucking bears everywhere where I live.
>>220074282Kek this such a forced meme. People saw one headline and made up an entire name for something which probbably happened once or twice.
>>220074448>Americans are insanely lucky to have young wopen who like to hikeWhy don't French women hike? Your countryside is a movie of a place
>>220074429Yeah? Why wouldn't you? Mountain lions, bears, all kinds of shit can kill you out there
>>220074313It's an article about a fatty who couldn't keep up with her boyfriend. This is somehow a systemic issue that's definitely happening. I hate this retarded gender war bullshit.
>>220074313Based trade-up brudda
>>220074527>why dont they hikeIdk last time i spoke to a woman below 60 outside of my relatives was 8 years ago. They all despise not living in paris/lyon/nice and think putdoor stuff is stinky and gross ig>your countryside is a movie of a placeIts not most of it is ugly af. I just got lucky and live in the alps but again ive been to the rockies and those are prettier.
>>220074313Men only care about gigastacies who can climb mountains on a whim, It's over.
>>220074455>>220074528just kill them lmao
>>220074282The incredible excuses and cherry picking these people do to fuel the gender war is incredible. How many people in Amerilardia have ever even been on a hike for it to be a supposed epidemic?
>>220074313Based mountainchad.
>>220074313It's over for hikinglets
>>220074313Survival of the fittest
>>220074313>angels landing>utahOh ok that explains everything. Ive seen a bunch of vids about the dating in porvo and slc and from what they said its extremely easy to date there as a man
>>220074743why?
>>220074313holy based
how often did this happen for it to have an Guardian article about it
>>220074544That's still a pretty messed up thing to do on the guys part.
>>220074806Once every decade out of millions, but divide et impera must go on at any cost.
>>220074767Idk they just said it was super easy because theres many young people looking for long term stuff over there
>>220074605that's what the gun is for
I met a hot Dutch girl in Indonesia while hiking who complained her bf(Dutch) dumped her some months back in Thailand.She was so sexy I was imagining drinking her piss
>>220074313this is why you do cardio lads
>>220074282A man veing into hiking is a major ick for women. Like fishing or hunting
>>220074303Based
>>220074313Lmao, she’ll never recove.>>220074544Your country has misandrist gynocentric laws that can get you cancelled or jailed for ""rape"" or ""DV"".
>>220074313depressing
>>220074806Only reason for this article is some guy was recently put to trial because he left his gf behind up a mountain and she died. Apparently he had pulled the same shit in the past but the other girls made it back.My guess is the Guardian received loads of testimonies from women who discovered they had been victims reading this piece of news, à la me too.Anyway as often with this kind of bullshit, if I was a woman I'd be pissed that 1. girls are only represented as victims and 2. it seems expected that only a guy can make sure they can make it back down.
>>220074313Actual faustian spirit
>>220074282There's nothing better than eating a bowl of hot ramen while surrounded by nature.
>>220074806most of these articles are made by some hoe or a friend of some hoe that had it happen to her once , they then make an article about it as if its its a common occurence when its all so they can reach their quotas
>>220078424You can’t do a paternity test without a court order pierre
>>220074282Hiking is for the weak, I do alpinism. If my life is not at risk it's not fun.
>>220075175>cant kill a mountain lion with his bare handskwab
>>220074313kinda disappointed he didn't walk that far ahead that she never saw him again.
>>220074806its woman babble don't take it seriously.
>>220074313honestly completely inappropriateabandoning your woman like that is basically littering
>>220074448they primarily do it for instagram photos, which is why they are slow as shit like this so-called "MJ" character
>>220074282Learn some self reliance.
>>220074313Well, Michael Jordan is known for being an asshole after all.
>>220074282Well she did choose the bear
>>220074282no fucking way, too much paranormal shit and cartels
>>220074313Holy mother of based, hikinglets btfo
>>220074594>think putdoor stuff is stinky and gross igExtremely false >ive been to the rockies and those are prettier.Got it so you're just retarded
>>220074806Probably about six times in the history of the world but it's always open season on white men (it's implied they're all white, ethnics don't hike).
>>220074313he is chad
>>220074282can't go anywhere online these days without someone whining about men
>>220074429>euroid can't comprehend dangerous faunaclassic
>>220074282This actually happens quite often >Woman won’t shut up/keep pace with youI’ll just be up here trying to enjoy nature, thanks
>>220074313Was she a bigger? Huffin' and puffin'?
>>220074313I doubt this is a true story.
>>220074282Yes, both me and my wife love hiking. But I specifically choose easy trails to be sure it's not too demanding for her and we both enjoy it
