Rolf Maximilian Sievert edishprevious: >>220087872
heard an owl
2000 to 2026 is the same as 1974 to 2000Now let THAT washbasin in!
just found out about caeser chavez. ill never eat at little caesers again.
I always hated Diamond and Pearl. Fuck Cynthia
Shapeshifting would be dope
>>220092890it's been a tough few weeks for the left with chomsky in the files and now this
https://rumble.com/v77cmf0-puerto-vallarta-and-area.htmlgive me a critique you retards!
i cant cum in normal way when i fap i need to edge for 30min
>>220092890>mexican is a rapistsasuga
>>220092907what would you shapeshift into? a man?
>>220092922Do you enjoy it
>>220092922She seems nice
We need to talk about the Afroman trial
this is toilet tv sponsored by limp bizkit oh noo oh noooo toilet tv
>>220092942I'd shapeshift into your ideal gf, then while we were fucking, shift into a guy and make you gay
Area of interest
>>220092944my most edge was 8h when i was on amphetamines, it was fucking amazin. dont do it tho. drugs ae bad.
>>220092968whats there to talk about?
first of all i'm black
>>220093000Idk
>>220093016I kneel
Motherstein did not prepare any food so another day of starving
>>220092988this is a great prank
>>220093047Make some food for yourself
>>220093016i am so sorry for everything
>>220093020good won in the end, there is still some justice in the world.
>>220093044fool! kneel before me and express remorse for your actions immediately, lest you suffer the consequences
Might be fake but still super cute
I've never watched RTX, but this is one of the best jazz-rap songs ever.https://youtu.be/5aJpQTXGzAs
false dialectic
>>220093016If man: yo wassup my brotha. If woman: please let me eat you out
I keep getting YouTube ads for this yoga milf with massive milk tanks. Every time I see her I immediately have to go jerk off.
>>220093111dont do that
>>220093118literally just cleaned the cum off my hands seconds before posting that bro you’re too late
>>220093111I fucked her (in the pussy)
>>220093111that's a major slam beast
penisberg back for revenge
>>220093047Jason...
I gotta stop buying disappointing frozen food. Instead of bagel bites I could have made my own pizza bagels, which I would have enjoyed much more.
Don Draper in Mad Men was depressed I thinkHe drank a lot because he was depressed
>>220093172Good for you. It’s much more rewarding and healthy to cook for yourself.
>>220093172don't delude yourself
>>220093111Her face is not attractive
>>220093197She has a face?
>>220093176I think they drank a lot back then
>>220093197homo detected
>>220093233Your homophobia makes me sick
Are you lads interested in European history? I'm interested in the history of the American colonies
i'm actually afraid of homos in the same way people are afraid of spiders, or trump
>>220093111Should be legal to cum on her face and tits without asking
we don't think about europe at all
>>220093254if i posted this in /brit/ i would get laughed out of the thread so my response is fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=416iiYA7wsU
i'd like to visit london but i'm afraid that i'll see brown people
>>220093254Fuck that I'm only interested in guns & tits
>>220093265What're you afraid they'll do to you
>>220093322I wouldn't go then
must not buy games from the steam salemust not buy games from the steam saleMUST NOT BUY GAMES FROM THE STEAM SALE
>>220093319
>>220093082that HORSE SHIT is why 32gb of ram costs 500 usd
>>220093293sometimes when I see videos online about Europe, I feel bad for them because I was i Europe before the muzzie invasionbut, if not prompted I never do think about Europe, it makes me sad
>>220093254I’m not that interested in European history as a whole, but I’ve always thought Britain’s history is cool. You’ve had thousands of years of people all inhabiting one small island. There’s towns that have been around for tens of centuries with names that have gradually morphed and evolved into the English we know today. Very interesting stuff.
>>220093322not only will you see brown people but you'll see the entitled muzzie brown person worst of them all
>>220093334they will attack, kill, and mutilate my body
>>220093322There's literally multiple brown people in their government
if i saw a brown person it would ruin my day
>>220093371Bit paranoid don't you think
>>220093293>we don't thinkftfy
In sweden we have a fun game called "fag in a cage"You ask someone "hey, are you the fag in a cage?"If they say yes, you laugh at them for being the fag in a cageIf they say no, you say "ahh, the fag is loose!" and run away
>>220093411imc we used to play a game called smear the queerwho ever had the ball was the queer and needed to be smeared
>>220093411Tell us more Swedish facts.
>>220093357Well, it's relevant to America as a backdrop to the founding of your own country, at least.The etymology of place names is interesting. 'Eboracum' becoming 'York', for example
>>220093337what games are you thinking about not buying (though)?
GTA sucks balls.I don't care about GTA.I never liked GTA.
>>220093431If you think about smear the queer was kind of progressive. You wanted to be the queer
>>220093433Backstreet boys, taylor swift and katy perry owe their mainstream success to one swedish man, max martin
>>220093460it was fun on ps3 about a decade ago
>>220093411we played batwing, you spread out your scrotum and pull it out your pants and tried to get people to look at it
>>220093480no it wasn't idiot
>>220093460i like gta but 5 was the weakest and 6 looking to be even worse so i dont care to play it
>>220093471another reason to hate sweden
>>220093489it was for me, pendejo
>>220093497shut the fuck up canada you're on thin ice
>>220093483We had a similar one where we'd ask a girl if she wanted to pet the rabbit. If she said yes you'd pull both your pockets inside out so they looked like rabbit ears. If you were a real jokester you'd pull your cock out too but nobody wanted to get expelled.
>>220093490I'm sure it's a pale comparison to your reality
>>220093480only the ps2 games are worth playing
>>220093444this is my wishlist
>>220093507>expelledfor showing cock?i remeber some girl getting detention in 5th grade cause she flashed us
>>2200935172 u
>>220093512
>>220093505https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlDlJTPEbOo
>>220093518that isn't that much like $200 what kind of cardboard bitch ass box you livin out of?
>>220093518Wouldn't play a single one of those
>>220093518so you're a tranny
canadian twinks be like: "bud, our butts do NOT smell like maple syrup >///< knock it off it makes us feel so uncomfortable!! >:c"
>>220093524Yeah, one girl got expelled because she let the boys finger her in the hallways, another kid was gung-ho about his sizable member and whipped it out mid-argument with somebody (to prove a point I guess), and was expelled. It's the hard knock life out here man
went on a little date with a man named Tim, he was very nice, think I'll see him again
>>220093656Right fogs
>>220093661>another kid was gung-ho about his sizable member and whipped it out mid-argument with somebody (to prove a point I guess)that's hot. how big was it?
>>220093656harlots!
pleasantly high rn>>220093088I never really got in to their main channel because I just wasn't that interested in halo and I though RvB was kind of cringy but I did like let's play/achievement hunter at times, it could be very hit or miss but they essentially pioneered the whole friendship simulator style of content, any videos where they were just hanging out and being guys being dudes or physically injuring each other and beating the shit out of gavin was good, anything that was just loud = funny or overly complicated or difficult so they got whiny was bad
>>220093111A bunch of chinese trannys recently started appearing on my twitter with full length unedited videos and I keep wanting to jerk off to them...
>>220093708I dunno, 7 inches flaccid probably. He was some polish kid
>>220093809I wonder how the other person felt getting cockmogged like that
They should bring back House 14 years later.
>>220093856House get iphone
Wilson would be dead from cancer by now but House could show up back at the hospital and surprise everyone. He left a clue for Foreman that he's still alive after he faked his death.
>>220093524>i remeber some girl getting detention in 5th grade cause she flashed usin high school this girl let a bunch of guys fondle her tits during gym once, I remember feeling really disgusted as soon as I was done thinking about how I had touched some mid tier slut who had probably been touched by half the guys school and had to go wash my hands a few times in a row
>>220093869He got an iphone in season 4 back when iphones were new.
Clavicular needs to eat my ass
>>220093885he also had a gba and a psp
>>220093885did he shit talk all the flip phones fags?
>>220093885House get... ai...
House would've been against the covid vaccine.
https://discord.gg/B7Expn74Nz
Today it's my birthday.
Abortion clinics are completely unnecessary, if you don't want a baby you can just put it outside and the gods will intervene if it's life is actually valuable enough to keep around
>>220094000happy birthday anon
House made lots of black jokes about Foreman and lots of Jew jokes about Taub and Cuddy.
well, he was crazy and all in his head
>>220093254haha funny poo
>>220093856they had a monk movie so its still possible they do something similar
House would've gotten in trouble at the hospital for refusing the covid vaxx.
They cancelled the Bachelorette because she was beating on pipo
>>220094000happy birthday!
Getting the itch to play cyberpunk again
>>220094227I love Gracie Abrams
>>220094260whore
tonight's dinner: Chinese style fried rice and pork from a frozen box
Should I try playing kenshi again?>>220092856I love owls
I'm LITERALLY the tulsa king
>>220094300noice!, serve me a plate without meat
>>220093518Detective instinct is pure nostalgia faps. Just play Famicom Detective Club>Paranormasight short & sweet would recommend
I feel like such a loser playing halo in current year
I think I am on the cusp of leaving this place for good. Too much negativity and lust provoking images. Can't be good for a person.
>>220094542Im making a game in j2me for a Sony Ericson, love retro stuff
the pooberg hath been repligulatedis it not been
>>220093460Confirmed to not be brown
>>220093460I don't think it sucks balls but I never managed to get into it. I don't really get what the appeal is.
Need autistic anti semite native larper gf
>>220094260SEXXX
i like to prance around the house
>>220094704
>>220094542Why don't you play marathon?
>>220092825If a baby boomer dies every 14 seconds, and 40% of them have died out, and there are ~65 million baby boomers left, we still have 28 years until every baby boomer is dead.
MOM MADE PIZZA AND COOKIES
>>220094641Every girl under 30 is anti-semitic
>>220094768But they become irrelevant a lot sooner than that, sort of like how nobody cares about the Silent Generation now even though millions of them are still alive. The Boomer menace grows weaker each day.
>>220094800I'm always way ahead of the curve. I was redpilled on the JQ like eleven years ago. Now normies are just barely starting to figure it out.
>>220094755No idea what that is
>>220092897>Fuck Cynthia
>>220094829The creators of Halo (bungie) made a new multiplayer game
>mfw I have to go through a 5 minute humiliation ritual just to post hereI hope /cum/ appreciates my efforts
Im absolutely fucked on ketamin and in listening to thriller by Mc Jackson
>>220094825We've lived long enough to see foids claiming they are OG noticers because they noticed in 2022 and try to gate keep racism/anti-semitism
my guilty pleasure are holocaust movies
>>220094825Pretty wild to see normies starting to notice. I expect 4chan to become philosemitic in its usual contrarian sense.
>>220094838The graphics make me want to cut my eyes out.
>>220094876I actually can't name one holocaust movie aside from Schindler's List
>>220094838They didn't make Halo. None of the people who made Halo work there or worked on the game. It's a legal entity that carries the same name as the company those people once formed.
Drink water, the less water you drink, the harder your kidneys have to work to filter your blood, increasing the risk of kidney related health complications.
Would kill everyone in this thread to fuck a young Marisa Tomei. Would kill half of you for current Marisa Tomei
>>220094905jakob the ladder is the one i remember most
>>220094905The Pianist, a film where Adrien Brody won a Best Actor Oscar for being a holocaust survivor. Also The Brutalist, a film where Adrien Brody won a Best Actor Oscar for being a holocaust survivor. Very subtle these academy jews.
>>220094911Do you want to fuck my ass?
Really bored might have to get drunk>>220094950Same but keira knightley
>>220094950Which half are worth keeping alive for GILF Tomei's pussy?
>>220094972When the time comes, you'll know
if there are single occupant washrooms and the men's is locked just use the women's honestly. they're single occupant washrooms what's the god damn difference. im not waiting for some pajeet to shit.
>>220094970Less hot Natalie Portman
I'd rather have prime Monica Belluci if we're out here choosing
Gracie Abrams is so hot why did she choose music instead of being in her dad's movies? She could've been the hottest nepo baby since Liv Tyler
>>220095058Portman only so much as compares to knightley if you consider exclusively her early 90s phase.
>>220094939Thank you anon I will
Im a prime Jessica Alba man
Big fan of Dakota Johnson. Just the way she looks, not her work. The only movie she's been in that I liked was the peanut butter falcon
>>220095091Mild correction - 1994 specifically, not early 90s.
>>220095132Movie was kinda ass but she looked good, foids would never make a period piece with arnour like this now, zoomers suffer.
>>220095153She is a terrible nepo baby. Hot thougheverbeit
>worked at a decent chain for 4 years>quit with no notice like a retard>want to go back because still decent>heard back from 2 locations>both went dead silent after some back and forth>just heard back from a 3rd onepls be the one I need to get out of debt asap no rocky
>>220095181>quit with no notice like a retardLiterally me
whenever someone wants to talk shit it's always a princess in a car rolling down his window and driving by. word of advice to metal cage princesses. just say it to my face while on foot. do you really think a short fat homosexual is gonna beat the shit out of you. i write down your license plate and car details and i dont report it to the police, expect worse if i see your car again in some parking lot somewhere.
>>220095216Canada must be very social, I have never spoken to anyone on foot or from a car ever
My Lego set has arrived
>>220095229people think the way i dress is an invitation to talk to me.
>>220095229one time i was stopped at a red light during my driving test for a cdl and a guy on the corner asked if i as nervous
>>220095240would soyjak this but too lazy
>>220095253Bitch made
>My Lego set has arrived
>>220095270>>220095277I don't look like that but I do say that
i love eggosi put a shitload of maple syrup on mine
>>220095241Is this your shirt?>>220095245What's driving a big truck like I'd do it if I wasn't mortified by driving in the rain
>>220095270>>220095277thanks guys
>>220095216>>220095229This is how you're supposed to deal with road rage.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773970085737041.webm
>>220095319This only works if you have a fag screaming at you
>>220095296highway driving is the easiest part. city driving is nerve-wracking and driving anywhere that isn't completely flat like the midwest will terrify you. you really feel like your hauling 80,000 lbs when youre on a decline at 75 mph.
>>220095334I don't think that fat guy was a fag
Hello niggas im back
I love building lego. I'll buy a lot of the car ones to build then let my 6 year old nephew play with them. He very quickly breaks them. We have a blast 2bh. I dump the remains in the lego box and let him build random shit with it
>>220094537Part of the reason Detective Instinct is on my wishlist is because I know one of the devs.
>>220095319>road rage Is it real?I'd just look at someone blankly and apologize for whatever faux pas I did >>220095336A slight breeze must make it feel like driving a goddamn carrack on the high seas Being able to sleep in the cabin is so comfy sounding though.
Legos are expensive. I was going to buy some during the panoramic bc boredom and it was like $700 for the death star
just pull your blicky out and give them a few holes
i never played with legos. i had a car mat with a bunch of dinkys. i was set.
Having a really hard time not watching the movies I'm saving for the halloween season
>>220095400What movie is that
Feel lonely tonight
>>220095409hi a/s/l?
>>220095406The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
>>220095417Go away
What's for dinner
>>220095428poor animals :(
I want a chocolate chunk cookie from Costco
penis o algo
>>220095382That's why you wait for sales I want to get jabbas sail barge I'm hoping it comes down to a reasonable price
>>220095393Had both. Played hockey during the winter, baseball and biked in the summer. Based grandma.
>>220095428thats actually an amazing deal wtf
>>220095409Lmao this guy's lonely
Being a neet for a year makes me nostalgic for my school years even though I was constantly stressed and miserable
i really wish i wasnt a pussy with women i know for a fact that 9/10 cashier at the corner store like me she would stare at me and once i talked to her because she made a mistake and i got a super glazed lookfuck man i hate life
>>220095476She stares at you because you creep her out and look like a rapist
>>220095454lb of beef for $5 don't really know how they don't go out of business
>>220095476what do you buy?
>>220095487naw, i know for a fact she was into me im dying alone
Gonna listen to big time sensuality (bjork)
thinkin about rewatching it tonight.top 3 favorite movie
>>220095502American Psycho or that anime
>>220095487I catch this girl at work taking quick glances at me from time to time.
ricardo lopez probably would've posted here
>>220095496drinks and snacks, i used to smoke cigs as well she even memorized my brand, all i had to say was cigs
>>220095496extra small condoms
>>220095511both actually
>>220095521Yikes
im watching hockey like a good canadian boy
>>220095515Yikes
>>220095514Your daddy would have posted here too if you wanna know the truth about it
>>220095531based
>>220093024
>>220095524theyre both good movies whats the problem
>>220095515Just ask her out. if your not gonna do that, then dont complain about it like a little cocksucka
*sends you to slip and fall school*
>>220095560Evangelion sucks and you're a faggot. Sorry but you made me say it.
>>220095572im complaining because she left bro, its all good thoughill stop talking about it now
>>220095585
Might see a play tomorrowThough it's at the same place where the sound and lighting guy is usually drunk
>>220095428>This would easily be like $60 in CanadaYou cannot suffer in America
I can't believe Mexican communist turned out to be a rapist. Who could've ever seen this coming?
>>220095624Who?
>>220095607He was a good actor in DS9 but has fallen on hard times, poor Jake Sisko
>>220095589hey man that as uncalled for
>>220095631Cesar Chavez
Exploring Canadian towns in Google maps
Ordered slop.
wes watson is 6 foot
>>220095624Didn't the mexican government gun down a bunch of communist protestors once?
>>220095686they massacred a bunch of students once or twicethat much i do know
showered for the first time in months today
It's just one of those days.
Hello
>>220095696Our government did that too
>>220095668unless you live in the south west they look exactly the same
>>220095707Me tomorrow
>>220095707Ewwww
Gta was great back in the 2000s. Never liked gta v. Gta contrarians are sheep.
>>220095686In the 1920's the Mexican government used to run around gunning down Catholic priests and mexican peasants for not being secular o algo
>>220095714I'm in Florida but my heart belongs in Canada
What are your thoughts on the upcoming world cup which will be hosted on /cum/ territory
>>220095709Hello, Nigel
>>220095624How was he even a communist? Wasn't he a laborer
>>220095720GTA IV was kino
>>220095727I'll be in Eastern Europe for most of it so I'm going to miss it. It'll probably be a disaster anyway
>>220095739Which nations are you traveling to
>>220095727I think it's best to avoid any public events since we pissed off Iran and Muslims are predisposed to randomly exploding
>>220095727its going to be a shit show, also US and Mexico are going to fuck it up
>>220095763Ukrainian frontlines
>>220095766>Muslims are predisposed to randomly explodingThose were all Mossad agents sweaty. All moslems are strong warriors o algo but if they actually DO anything they are mossad agents.
>>220095763The group of countries that formally made up Yugoslavia
>>220095727I only like football and baseball. A lot of them are being played in NFL stadiums and I think that's pretty neat so I'll probably watch them
>>220095782Nick Fuentes actually believes this
>>220095763>>220095790*FORMERLY oopsAnd I won't make it to Slovenia but I will to all the other ones
>>220095782Religion of peace or however the kebab is made
being a creole outside of louisiana is so cringe and gay. i wish i was something cool like peruvian or taiwanese
>>220095767Only 2 places in Canada are even host cities
Let's go to Toronto /cum/ meet up in Toronto
>>220095823You have the gumbo proficiency class trait and you're complaining?
>>220095766I make sure to stay keenly aware of my surroundings in public because of stuff like this. People do crazy shit sometimes. Like that guy who killed 11 people at a festival with a stolen truck in Vancouver last year.
>>220095796I thought he stopped claiming they were natural allies against ZOG a few months ago
>>220095766People have said they're gonna blow up every super bowl for the past 25 years and never have
How do I create a signature? It's very embarrassing when they ask me for my signature and I just write my name normally, not even in cursive and shir
>>220095827It's really just the American World Cup with a couple venues in Canada and Mexico.
>>220095873I just connect my initials and do a squiggly line after
>>220095873just make something up, make it look coolthey cant tell you to fix it
>>220095873Bruh you are supposed to learn this in school
You a gumbo or jambalaya type of mother f'er?
>>220095849>Like that guy who killed 11 people at a festival with a stolen truck in Vancouver last year.Media memory-holed that one as soon as it was revealed to be an Asian guy killing other Asians
>>220095611Canadian dollars? >You cannot suffer in AmericaIt's just food mate There's still no house or wife and you have work tomorrow
>>220095873My signature looks like this T~~~~~~ C~~~~~~i
>>220095873Fucking zoomer
>>220095932I don't think the media memoryholed it. There haven't been any updates from the authorities.
>>220095868It's different this time we didn't have open borders for 4 years and president brandon letting in thousands of terrorist sleeper cells
>>220095873My signature is just my initials done in a stylized way.
>>220095915We did back in like 3rd grade, that was like 20 years ago I don't remember what I made
YONG will be delivering my food this evening :)
I don't think I'm fit for this world
Who is making the new
>>220095981How do you even star working with them? They always say they're full when I try to sign up.
>>220095981>10,700 delivers>95% satisfactionSo 535 people weren't satisfied with his service. Beware!
>>220095950It was 2 days before the Federal election lol, they were hyping it up like it was a White supremacist terrorist, Poilievre's strongest supporter o algo, despite the fact it was in Hongcouver. Then his name was published, Wing-Bing-Jing or something and it was DROPPED. Mass casualty events are completely forgotten about if the perpetrator is not expedient for the gov't and media (everyone already stopped talking about tumbler Ridge)
>>220095956We blew up the Gayatollah 3 weeks ago and (((accidentally))) blew up a girl's school and the sleeper cells haven't done shit
>>220095981better hope nothing goes yong with your delivery
>>220096007They are waiting for the time to strike but I predicted that last year when the orangetard bombed their nuclear labs so who knows
>>220095981>灵活的工作时间 Lmao not even trying to write Chinglish
>>220096001he brought great dishonor to his family
>>220096007>>220096021Shiabros keep promising but have never once delivered
>>220096048>>220096048>>220096048new
