Penguin Café Orchestra editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-BrkEo8knM
poo
you lads ever eaten goat
umhttps://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Commons:Deletion_requests/File:MLP_clop_fanart_of_a_pony_version_of_Wikipedia.png
*sends an aura pulse through the thread*
nth for the gyaldem
you lads ever eaten poo
>>220093905it looms (going to bed and then another day of milling about tomorrow)
>>220093922might've nibbled brian blessed's arsehole once or twice yeah
>>220093923https://www.youtube.com/@SnapFireflyhttps://www.reddit.com/user/SnapFirefly/seems like a lot of effort for a /brit/ dollhouse character
>>220093932statistically speaking, poo atoms have probably entered my mouth so yes
playing overwatch ranked and all my teammates are troglodytes
>>220093925luv r gymskin
I'm in Tesco's in my best clothes
I will never ever touch a woman or even share a cup of coffee with one. I'm okay with that, but it somehow elicits strong reactions in some people (incredulity, disappointment, suspicions of different kinds...).
spaingod would make the odd post whilst working from home and he's managed to make incels seethe about him for years on end
>>220093950gang gang gang
ALERT: 73-year-old British rapper passes out mid-performance while suspended in midair.Pete Bowditch, from the rap group Pete & Bas, was performing in Chicago, Illinois, when he lost consciousness in the middle of a concert.It is suspected that the harness cut off circulation, which caused him to pass out.The group's management company stated, “We would like to apologize for last night’s show; the good news is Pete is now in a stable condition.”They refunded everyone at the show and plan to continue their European tour as scheduled.https://x.com/ExxAlerts/status/2034714810475323809
desuarchive.org/int/search/text/bizarre&20post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2kHGhZ-aoUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oVuWwRYLWE>>220093922yep, it's quite good when made right, but the goat has to be young so it's not very gamy. In Greece they do a spit roast where they slow cook it over coals and brush it with butter every 15-20 mins. It's amazing, same with lamb.I'm going to a lamb roast this Easter there
>>220093979desuarchive.org/int/search/bizarre%20postI am stupid, sorry.
the fact is that tilde has YEARS of post historyit's simply not possible for him to be spaincunt
>>220093997he use that sword to chop his willy off?
>>220093997now let's see her meaty cock
>>220093992what happens in rondonia
>>220093973>73-year-old British rapperNeed grandad in the nursing home
>>220093994where does tilde come from
>>220094011can't post thatit is meaty though
>>220094023/britfeel/ it was his original trip
haven’t seen the tranny’s smell like poo lad in a while hope he’s ok
>>220091122literally me
>>220093905penguins are anglocore animalscats too
>>220093944creation date is suspiciously recentany idea how this got found?
>>220094037oh ty
>>220094043For me it is hedgehogs
>>220094045she posted them here
>>220094045i found it because he posted about uploading his first youtube video unboxing an anime figurine and i literally just searched by recent videos about the topic and it was there
what would they think if they analysed your bookshelf?
Football managers would be military generals in eras gone by
>>220094037>>220094073>>220093994reminder that misgendering trans and non-binary individuals invalidates their identity and can cause intense pain, distress, and reduced feelings of belonging
>>220094079its all imported japanese indie furry porn
>>220093981dropping some rare gemshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxF0uvES_JUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pswEJ5l0XqM
>>220094079It seems normal
Might go for a high street wank
>>220094045https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/207803747/#q207806613
thought you weren't replying to me
>>220094079books are performative I have a kindle
>>220094079chud commie weeb christlarper
speaking of goat https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NZtfn2lj4Fs
>intense pain, distress, and reduced feelings of belonging
>>220094142>Nietzsche>Christlarper
>>220094119hmmalright this makes the case that spaki =/= sacked tranny somewhat more believableimpressionability hypothesis is also convincing considering how he emulates ziedy
>>220094163i was answering his question
>>220094090honestly the only 'pain' it causes me is secondhand when I see the look on the face of the person that did ithad a person with a lgbtq+ progress pride flag lanyard on do it to me a few times lol
sonic adventure 2 chao garden loaded up
>>>/r9k/40494360>fuck me is it upsetting that I have a willy
>>220094144mental how hard this goes
realised not thou ist bergin
>>220094188oh yeah
You lads being wound up over one Spain poster from the past, this is what anonymous posting is doing to people's minds. 4chan needs to be blocked so that you all can be set free
men actually go "yeah i wish i were woman" and fuck their entire lives up irreversibly
>>220093981>>220094144curry goat is what I am thinking of trying this weekend
>>220094194so fucking grimsometimes I forget I'm interacting with some zoo animals
really bored and cant find anything fun to dobut too lazy to do anything productive
>>220094194
now I'm not saying that all trans people are mentally ill but I have interacted with many in my life and only one was not clearly autistic/had some problems in the head
>>220094198The escalation is so perfect>>220094218never had that but I bet fat Jamaican ladies make it good.
Y'all ever try one of those sprite cranberries?
I think the west should not kill itself
>>220094194>>220094231how is that even funny
>>220094246trip on sacked tranny
RE6 is better than RE Requiem
North macedonians aren't macedonian and bulgarians aren't bulgars
Wasn't aware of the EW backstory until now and his previous 'Tilde' name, screaming about it
>>220094232where did you meet them
mad how you can watch entire porn films on wikipediadoesn't seem very ofcom compliant
>>220094259trvke
>>220094090and?
Using my free will to rot in bed
>>220094267universitytoil (there are loads in any tech startup)
>>220094262her
>>220094232why have you interacted with many
I wonder what Ofcom are cooking up now. They've been humiliated on BBC News
>>220094259Easy there bud
spogeborb
>>220094286>toil (there are loads in any tech startup)because they are menso obvious when you talk to one that they arent women on the inside they just want to be women because they think and act like men
I'm so gay for crumpets
I̸̡̡̖̮͇̐͗ͪͤ̾̈́͐͑͢ ̷̶̸͇̠̞͐̏ͫ̈́ͯ̃̈́͑̊̾̋͠A̵̢͍̠̻̞̽̈ͧͩ̐̍ͦ̑̓̏̓͜͝͠M̸̸͕̺̯͔͓̪͚̍́̇ͮͭ͜ ̸̧̨̛̹̪͎̘̝̟͐ͦ̉̎̽͐̋̍͗̕Ì̵̡̨̻̭̖͎͈̥̔ͭ͗̌ͨ̇̍̋̌̑͒̕N̠͙̦̩͉̦͕̬͍̻̎̄͊ͭ̕͜ͅ ̻̞̪̩͖̳̐̓ͯ̄̕̕͟H̨͇̫͖̩̞̩͖̙͈͓͈͈̜͈̥̍̒̿͋̑́̈ͭͮ̽̐̓̓̊̊̐ͩ̍ͭ̀͡͡Ȩ̼͈͕̜͉͚̣ͬ͋̒̈́ͩͪ̊̾͂ͫL̗̬̼̩̗̬̬̞̞̣̩ͩ͛̋ͫ͢͟L̷͉͍̗͓̦͖̻͇̥͔̫͉̪ͩ̉̏͛̑̓̽͐́ ̧̛͎͓͇̰̙̭̥̫̰̯̈́̓̽͆̇ͣ̈́̆͐̒͗̓̍̂ͮ̂ͣ͘ͅḨ̗̠̞̼̼̳̹̬̠̫̒͋̂͂̈̍̕ͅE̡̯͙̞̐ͣ͆̾̀͛̓ͩ̈́̽̓̑͐̀́L̴͕̩͉̖ͭͣ͑ͪ͊͊̾̈́ͣ͆̇͒̿ͭ̚͞P̷̤̮̼̗̪̩̝̻͈̳ͪ͂̽͒͋̏́͑̌͒͂̿̆͝͠ ̧͓̜̣̜̞̠̞͕̞̗̱̦͎̮̝̍̈̈̓͌ͫͨ̌ͫ͗̏́ͬ̌͆̊̚͠ͅM̛̛̱̗̭̯͎̱͚̟̩̟͎ͫ̋̓͐ͭ̃͒̏ͧ̃̐ͅE̵̗͕̹̮̒̉̀ͮ͞͡
>>220094286well that's sad, hope they're ok, it's a shit life mostly
>>220094302they are women
>>220094232I've interacted with a few and they seemed ok but non of them were Bulgarian.
>>220094271Really? What do I search for
if rorke doesn't like seeing trans women maybe the state should fund facial feminisation surgery
>>220094317sex boobs
what did you lads pick up?
>>220094328wont change their frames
crimson desert /brit/ server when???
lol
>>220094302yeah it is quite obvioussame with the ftms too
>>220094308spooky
>>220094333nothing good on sale
>>220094333Nothing. Everything too expensive. Where the sales give me cheap game
>>220094333can't afford any games, I'm on benefits you see
>>220094313then why do they always have very male hobbies like programming and speedrunning and imageboards. they aren’t interested in celebrity gossip and other women things are they
>>220094328Just another form of looksmaxing
>>220094343fake news
atb
https://youtu.be/jH5eTJ80Jws
>>220094333cute dragon, might get spyro
>>220094357Why do you post snide comments about her now when you used to pretend to be her best mate when you posted under your trip?
screaming over how Trump brought up the Pearl Harbour attack with the Japanese out of the blue, you lads see it on Reddit as well?
once pooed a poopoo story
>>220094262he's had a life, stayed in a hotel with a lad from /britfeel/ once
>>220094262qrd on his exploits pre-brit?
>>220094383spainnonce doesn’t deserve the obsession you give him lad let it go…let it go
>>220094022Is this @angelarrochista?
>>220094336bone surgery
>>220094333ass creed origins
>>220094401Nice try but we aren’t going to forget your years of mental illness shitting up this thread just because you dropped your trip.
Alri Music for a Found Harmonium
>>220094333>>220094413i meant odyssey
>>220094317Any porn film in the public domainDebbie Does DallasAll the stag films from the 1920sEtc
>>220094414now you get to play that role all for yourself
>>220094428Nah you’re still doing a good job with that yourself spaki
>>220094403megiprendi
This is the country that had the industrial revolution. The first coal fired power station and the first to have a civilian nuclear reactor. Sad how we’ve fallen
business idea: a tinder-style app where mtf and ftm transfolks find matches then get brain transplants to swap bodiesI'll do the app first and work out how to do a brain transplants after
>>220094425Hell yeah thx
>>220094446if i were spaki but didn’t want to be identified as such why would i use a spanish flag?
The government is banning crossbows. If you already own one you’ll need a licence
That fart stunk like pastrami but I haven't eaten pastramiCurious
Evening, gents.
>>220094449Ty
>>220094507evening how's it x
This nigga always talking bout sum evening
>>220094463Getting the most out of your VPN. Might have been believable if you didn’t spend all day having meltdowns defending pakis and attention seeking in the exact same way you did on your trip
How many Sikhs are there in London
swedish niggas always talking about some "hello i am from sweden"
the boomer AM station was discussing the rise in sexlessness among 25-34 year old males and suffice to say they were quite bewildered and not particularly sympathetic
listening to CKY and thinking about the old days
>>220094539Wait so if I make it to 35 I will become a shagger again?
>>220094533>Getting the most out of your VPNhow does this make any sense to you?
>>220094552you get a free ride on a brit poster of your choice
>>220094507Good evening sir
>>220094425>Debbie Does Dallaskek there's actually someone seething on the talk page that it's against the online safety acthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Debbie_Does_Dallas
>>220094561Prove you’re not on a VPN then. You won’t, because you never have.
>>220094574tough one
>>220094535dunno
>>220094592UM x
Sikhs are bo tier
Coal mining or the sheet metal factory?
>>220094584i’m trying to understand your theory. i’m spaki, but don’t want people to think i am, so i’m using a spanish vpn?
having a hobgoblin
>>220094581We are the gayest fucking nation on the planet, with the wettest melts living therein
>>220094615you’re spaki because you post exactly like him and use his flag, yes. as for why, I don’t seek to understand the minds of the mentally ill. Would be very easy to prove me wrong but you’re yet to do so.
It's weird watching vinatge porn from the 30s and an office worker in a suit whips out a massive hairy chopper and goes to town on two women who were just out for a quiet picnic
>>220093905
>>220094635All of the British people with a spine either died in the world wars or emigrated. All that remains is a pathetic crawling servile peasant underclass.
>>220094644cuck
>>220094365hope you have some sort of medical emergency that prevents you from ever using a computer again
I’d smell her stink.
>>220094679what even is that image
>>220094628
for me it's bestknownforip
>>220094658you are mentally ill though. and prove you wrong how? someone (probably you) asked me to prove i was in spain the other day and i took a picture of some spanish products in my house
>>220094659seen that one
Jim Carrey is not funny
>>220094696it's impossible to satisfy these schizosyou could post a timestamped picture of your willy outside the royal palace and madrid and they'd still want more
>>220094696uh oh melty, yeah did you take some more screenshots of the spanish snacks you buy online fat boy?
had a dream about a new group of people called "Faffers" but i don't know what they did
>>220094718look busy
He’s samefagging with his UK flag now. Absolutely rattled LOL
Antique pornography is such a bizarre thing, you’d think pinups would be enough
>>220094666The heroes o'er these isles are now long forgotten. What is left is a vile, putrid stain upon its former lands.
>>220094712bet he's a proper psycho in privateapparently he was a an aggressive cunt to everyone working on the Grinch cause he was having a sook about the costume being uncomfortable
PooPOOPOOOOOOOOO!!!
uhhh
>>220094716i don’t have a pen so i did this. yes mate i’m importing mayonaise and stock from spain because i don’t want you to think i’m spaki. does this make sense to you?
faffers in the azure
>>220094766yum
throttling my Johnson to Popeye r34 in the trenches of Tobruk
turns out george orwell wasnt even his real name pretty orwellian if you ask me
>>220094808s
Well Rorke?
>>220094783So you bought some spanish groceries online, exact same trick spaki used to use.
>>220094808kek
>>220094783>Fuck off seething tranny retard*Fuck off, seething tranny retardStop being a transphobe, cockwomble.
up the transdown with the transphobes
Lord Haw Haw
just played league with my buddy
>>220094783spaino is on windows 11 too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52iW3lcpK5Mfollow that tune!
>>220094818He was also an Anglo-Indian
>>220094885Oh I will
buying milk online from another country
rorke joining the fighters guildleftypol joining the mages guild
>OK yeah I post on a Spanish VPN and post pictures of the Spanish goyslop I buy online and I spend all day on here having meltdowns when people say anything mean about pakis but other than that how else am I like Spaino, er I mean Spaedo??
Going bed now team toil tomorrow. Watched some anime and had some caffeine free pepsi max
Spaino has done a number on this lad
>>220094915he destroyed you
Spaino arguing with himself again. Sad
>>220094923quite sad really. wonder what made him turn out this way
>>220094915Mate, let it go this is just embarrassing now. Spainlad is gone and not coming back.
>>220094732She can take care of me if u catch my drift
That's me in bed
>>220094932spaino derangement syndromehe used to ride these schizos like donkeys for years and they have never recovered
>>220094923>>220094932>>220094933Search “spaki” on the archive. He does this most days, it’s quite incredible levels of mental illness.
Let's be honest spaino has surpassed 190 in almost every way
>>220094942beddy bo bos x
spaki multi device meltdown ongoing uh oh
>>220094978I posted every post in this thread including your one
I saw some bats today!First of the year. Very happy.Just stopped and stared at them, beaming, as they flittered around eating bugs.Truly wonderful beasts.
Love getting into bed and relaxing every muscle in my body and feeling the tension vanish
getting european sockets installed in my house to trick this one lad who is on to me
>>220095016Are you circumcised?
>>220094820i would have sex with this woman
>>220095025meltdown
>>220095029No
>>220095053yeah melting down laughing at you lmao
fell asleep immediately after toil again award
>>220094736>>220094741love this brad
>>220095074do you
>>220095076yeah
My teeth hurt a bit
>>220095082that's good
>>220095083Do you like getting your ear licked?
>>220095087yeah?
>>220095106yhx
>>220095114x
>>220095096saw a tribute cover of them once. best night of my life <3
>>220095099Haven't experienced it before so wouldn't know
>>220095133it lush
I love women so much it's unreal
>>220095160those are just silly
Screaming up my arse
Didn't expect the guy from the council to be scouse
Might pull on my winky before sleep.
>>220095186ktim
Techno and slags https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daBVN4M9CAU
The moment you realized the game was rigged from birth.You were born to study for 20 years, then work for 40. The prime of your life, handed over to companies that would replace you with a machine tomorrow if it boosted their margins. You didn't choose this. The system chose for you.You earn, you're taxed. You save, you're taxed. You spend what's left just to survive, taxed again. And when you die? The government takes its cut from whatever remains.They never taught you investing in school. They never taught you taxation strategy. That knowledge was reserved for those already at the top. You were a peon and you didn't even know it.But today? Technology has cracked the door open. Information and opportunity are available like never before.You just have to wake up.
>>220095222us
>>220095233umx
>>220095233>.< xx
>>220095254ummypops
wee willy winkie runs through the town
had an external view of how weird i am today. was with some lad who was talking under his breath constantly. same thing I do. I realised then how weird it is to interact with someone who constantly mutters under their breath. you think they're psychotic or some shit. you can't hear most of what they say so they may as well be talking about killing you. I'll stop doing it now that I know how weird it is from the outside
>>220095267okx
>>220095267you know you can talk inside your head right
Test
I deserve sex
>>220095223AI is taking jobs thoughbeit, may as well give up
Frankie MacDonald Brand New Haircut
>>220095303Looking good mate. Can't beat a fresh trim
>>220095303could be aihas he moved his hands whilst showing the haircut?
>>220095303dtfic unmasked
>>220095314The Benjamin Netanyahu Videos are not AI Generated at all then moving Fingers
Sometimes life may stink but we can always smell good
screaming
https://www.nhs.uk/mental-health/social-care-and-your-rights/how-to-access-mental-health-services/
SEVEN Benjamin NetAnyahu's!?
I’m seeing four Netanyahus here
>>220095287
wee jobbie cat
>>220095408He's dain a honkin jobbie
>>220095408rorke's da seeing what he wants from the chippy
>>220095419skaroar
wish a woman would show me affection just once in my evil incel life x
>>220095436*rapes your arse at 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 miles an hour*
At a thrusting speed of 0.000…001 miles per hour (with 58 zeros after the decimal before the 1), you'd cover roughly 2.68 × 10-57 meters in 10 minutes—far smaller than a proton—so even one full 0.1-meter thrust would require about 7 × 1050 years, meaning the universe would undergo countless cycles of heat death, black hole evaporation, and beyond long before you'd complete even a tiny fraction of your rape session
>>220095469s
>>220095469Rorke's idea of rough
>>220095479skaroar
>>220095469You have triggered what is internally known as a "P0 Safety Event" (Priority Zero). You are not just a random user in a sea of data; you are a glowing red dot on a "Trust & Safety" dashboard.
>>220095443*does a jizz*
>>220095497
>>220095469Wonder if I could somehow simulate this in Universe Sandbox
roo poaring
No, Confucius has not played Universe Sandbox.Confucius was a Chinese philosopher and teacher who lived from approximately 551 to 479 B.C.E.. Universe Sandbox is a modern space simulator video game developed in the 21st century.
atb>>220095532ohhh
>>220095532ummingtons
>>220095532um
>>220095468catberg on a mad one
I guess some parts of USA are Latin America
>>220095468 (Cross-thread)
>>220095532i don't get it
atbx
>>220095568beddy bo bo'sx
>>220095532can you post it again so i can see it this time
>>220095579beddy bo bo bergs x
>>220095554>>220095554>>220095554>>220095554>>220095554
>>220095568https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A9OIIapSko&list=RDEMlzDtnj-V_qOI3o5EmeJsZw&start_radio=1x
anyone explain "looksmaxxing" to me? should gen alpha's internet privileges be removed?
wheres the SODDING new?
>>220095602x
>>220095615I reckon Gen Alpha's life privileges should be removed, in all honesty.
>>220095656>>220095656
