our moz edish
imagine all the bumming hes done
first for /cum/
Sir Alexander Burnes
babestation
>>220100890he's a pure virgin be quiet
>>220100864what should be done about the horrific betrayal menace?
>>220100890>>220100900Bet he copped it up the arse off Marr at least once
Shaved my dome with a blunt razor and nicked it all over now it's covered in plastersI look like a cartoon character who's just bumped his head
>>220100913andrew marr?
sir poo barm
why do you lot bully incels so much
/brit/ you know we're finally here, right?
>>220100919pretty daft thing to do lad
Sir Adolf Hitler
>>220100925because they're evil monsters
Is Mousey an incel
>>220100935Yeah but it was the last razor I had
got the window open and heating on
>>220100925Half of it is just trying to keep /brit/ as some weird failed normie club where we all pretend to lead relatively normal lives
>>220100930here's a fun little game: see if you can go 24 hours without referring to interracial sex
>>220100913out of his league a bit marr was a twink but moz was always an uggo
Lord Jesus help us in our times of sin
>>220100961ktim
only in japan
>>220100968what does my post have to do with interracial sex?
I am a proud virgin and will never ever have sex ever.
might got b&m and look at clappers
>>220100941just a few. you can be an incel and a good man at the same time
>>220100983I just assumed by your post and the gif you were referring to migrants and were doing a ziedy bit
>>220100967The other half is that incels completely deserve it Hopefully by us bullying them they take their own 'lives' quickly and quietly rather than killing some kids beforehand as they prefer to do
>>220100981jap version of this
>>220101006so you're the one who can't see a black man without thinking of interracial sex
why is this malay poster so wholesome?
>>220101012no no it can only happen in Japan. Japs can do things no-one else can do that's why they're so bvsed
>>220101007don't really know about thatmost incels post completely harmless shite
>>220101017in this thread its a safe assumption to make
>>220100981wouldve poured it myself and smashed the bottle over her fucking face
>>220101012she cute
>>220101020he wants one us to bum him. not a joke
>>220101020hes posted his arse before
>>220101052Mousey can do the honours
>>220101052oh
nothing wrong with wanting a consensual bumsesh
i dont want to bum him for a `bumsesh`
are moze
>>220101095You're doing it Mousey
29 menny g cases identified nowtime for a locky d x
i'm a millennial hipster, like avocado toast and IPAs
Fancy a bum?
was doing research on the declining birth rates around the world, if you have a fertility rate below 1.3 it's literally impossible to fix it nowthe window closed 5 years ago and now the only measures to fix it are drastic, for example forcing every family to produce 3 children or get ex communicated or imprisoned which obviously no society would accept
>>220101107get your neck roped asap
Raping mousenonce up his crusty scabby shitpipe and hearing his moans and yelps knowing I’m doing a good job and he’s enjoying it, then as I’m about to finish I donkey punch him hard in the back of the cranium so he clamps down hard on my cock and he starts squealing at me trying to scratch me with his big long fingernails but I keep his head pushed down and shoot my load deep in his guts
right
>>220100890during my short lived bi-curious phase wrote a series of erotic fiction stories about him and the poof from franz ferdinand getting saucy that got a lot of online views
incels looking up fertility rates for hours on end instead of leaving their smelly bedrooms and getting a shag lmaoooo
bumming hairy old men goes so hard when there's no rorkes around to tell you it's gay and you're going to hell
Hope we have another lockdown desu
>>220101114Should have offered incentives like big tax deductions or flat rate annual payments per child
>>220101140you never even leave your house anyway incel boyyou are in a self-maintained lockdown
>>220101120Genuinely burst out laughing at this what’s wrong with me
There needs to be serious caps on international students, and maybe even caps on how many can come from certain countries
>Poll: Reform UK is most popular party among gay and bisexual men - Fieldwork 24 Nov - 16 Dec 2025Lmao
>>220101164pass your little rant along to your MP you boring prick
>>220101153im disabled, you cant talk to me like that
Maccies breakfast has been ordered lads
>>220101176don't care; voting restore
>>220101184bag of sliced apple & grape and a fruit shoot is it?
mouse gets dog abuse in /brit/ for no reason
Restore splitting the Rorke/sweaty gammon vote is honestly so based of them
Not suprised Lawrence of Arabia is 4 hours long, the book is like 1000 pages.
>>220101178Get a job unc
>>220101184grim
>>220101206No-one is voting Restore apart from about 20 incels on 4chan and even they likely won't remember to vote, they're all dolescum so the days blend together for them
>>220101202Cheeky McGriddle, three hash browns and an iced latte>>220101215Jealous
i can't afford to eat or put gas in my car because of the jews
im just a lost boy in a lost generation :((
'trose substituted beef burgers with wagyu burgers so just scranned one for brekkie but never had them before and they were a bit too fatty imo
>>220101236When I die bury me under the cherry tree on the hill where we first kissed
>>220101235why would i be jealous of that processed shite?
>>220101228Nah there are enough gimps who will vote for them to take votes off Reform thankfully. Farage will probably resign before the next election when it becomes clear he won’t win, he hates losing.
shall be voting for the party that are most compassionate to the unemployed (not for selfish reasons, you understand)
we just create a very large funnel and the NEETs get put into the funnel and as more are added the weight of those above them pushes those below down deeper into the funnel and eventually through a series of metal grates which turns them into a thick red paste which is sprayed on the fields or perhaps made into some kind of food product
>>220101304This is just the soylent green film plot
>>220101304im not letting my taxes go to a giant funnel
>>220101304toss frogposters and the Scotch in there as well
if the job center actually sorted you a job and you got to skip the whole interview bullshit and you just turned up next day and got to work, id go down there but it’s not
>>220100864
The german containment thread is going faster than /brit/. I urge you to do someyhing while I carefully monitor the situation from Italy
/fr/ is slagging us off for being slower than /deutsch/
>>220101366thought they were little brontosaurus fellas
>>220101366its reversed
>>220101347You’d be too lazy to even do that, let’s be honest lad
>>220101392Stop copying my posts and making them worse.
>>220101304made me think of that video where jamie oliver shows schoolkids how mcnuggets are made out of pure slop and they still wanted to eat them lol
vote green
>>220101408Pipe down frogposter
matched with a female bodybuilder on hinge
got curb on
>>220101429Arse
>>220101347>centerFOY
>>220101449
rorke was NEVER the same after BLACK PUSSY
PICKERING
seriously lads it's a cracking day out there you need to making plans to lace your shoes up and get stepping on a virgin walk under the warm spring sun
>>220101461love love LOVE this meme
>>220101461How do you channel your inner negro like this?
>>220101475Too hot out there ladBut fine I'll leave now
>>220101478successfully invade ethiopia
>>220101461y he so sensual wid it doe?
>>220101478BLACK PUSSY
We at /brit/ congratulate "GWAN" Ronnie "O'Sullivan" for making the highest ever break in professional snooker history (153)
>>220101507Thank you wise illyrian
had to stop rematching someone on chess as i could see they were getting tilted. have a break lad
I want to leave my USD paying job but rupee keeps falling against USD so I don't know if i should...
why is this place getting more and more immature? grow the fuck up you absolute freaks
>>>/tv/218725936sc
he loves it!
>>220101542just a simple board game largely dependent on pot luck
>>220101475will only see blacks or be reminded of them unless i take a specific route
>>220101547what topic do you want us to discuss
>>220101586poo and crisps
>>220101547well before you started posting here (or were even born) we used to do slag threads where the whole point was to just post as many pictures of fit birds to get the thread to the image limit as soon as possibleso don't sit there and tell us how things used to be or how they're getting
>>220101559no
>>220101586crisps and poos
>>220101557once got interviewed by the head of my house at secondary when in year 7 I wrote a story about transforming in to a lion and killing my step dad lol
>>220101549i say, carruthers? you know what's very very funny? a man dressed in women's clothing!mm. yes. quite. ripping good laugh
>>220101544How fucked is your currency when a country in the middle of a war is gaining against it
>>220101586Fish n shits
>>220101635it is tbf
>>220101591>>220101614scr>>220101664kill yourself
Rorke after having a crumb of black pussy
>>220101600unc fr crashing out
>>220101685lmao
>>220101676funniest Aussie banter
>>220101610it is tbf
>>220101676>video ezy the world you grew up in no longer exists
>>220101404To do what?If they did what I just said then yeah I would
Bullying chess nerds is great fun. They really do see chess like a religion and the board is channelling the spirit of their deity
>>220101649I'm tired of this country The leftists, the rightists, the fascists, the libertarians, the boomers, the zoomers, the naarthies, the lungis and ghatis, the Brahmins, the mahadalits, the gujjews, the muzzies, and everyone else
it was peng desu
>>220101731>>220101735unsurprising
Oh yeah im snoozing
Kumail Nanbumji
oh no my head's bleeding again
>>220101758howling
>>220101735Not really what I asked though is it?
what fucking mong made the tyne wear derby a 12 oclock kick off on sunddaythat means I will have to start drinking at like 11, match will be over by 2 then the day is just over isn't it
Fucking neighbour bastard got to the bins before me and stole mine again BASTARD
>>220101760
>>>/hc/2597822>>>/hc/2589471corr feels good to be white
mental how you can just eternally itch your scrotum
>>220101783Oh well it's the only accepted international currency except for gold
might get one of those dumbed down phones to avoid mindless consumption on my pocket jew averaged 4 hours/day screen time last week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL7I5tCwhhsmad how this was better the oscars
Right now the labour party is in a civil war to lock in the right to stay of hundreds or thousands (possibly millions) of the lowest earners who came in on the worst visa possibly ever.These people who, as soon as they have full access to the UK job market end it's benefits will immediately leave care work necessitating the importation of more.
>>220101819Fuck off with pr0n nigger it's Hindu new year today
>>220101802you britcattle love your pointless low stakes domestic squabbling dont you
>>220101845yes
>>220101840didn't know i'd gone to /pol/
every time someone complains about this place they quite literally always fail to suggest something they think would be better to discuss.just shut the fuck up next time if you have nothing constructive to add you whiny bitch.
why did he censor the word porn but not the n word
>>220101867>>>/adv/
>>220101802neanderthal behaviour remains rampant on my street. fucking cretins still havent realised that foxes will get into the food waste bins unless you put them inside another bin/put a brick on top etc
P2 at work. not my problem
I bum you you bum me
>>220101918we're a bummy family
Total ZOG Destruction tbqh
sir richard huckle
vaporize every single object in the universe
*runs up to you and kicks you in the nuts*you can never understand how i feel...
mum's mate's husband came out as gay yesterday
>>220101918Placepoo
every day is a wfh day if you don't care anymore
Just want to thank Mousey for all the great laughs he provides, albeit never intentionally and always at his expense. Thanks Mousey mate!
thinking about pretending to be gay so i can get women to be my fag hags and slowly but surely lure them into my incel web
https://x.com/bb_media_uk/status/2034926897922998749
I am literally attracted to men and get excited when I think about sucking a cock or getting fucked up the arse, but I know it's wrong so I'm a virgin at 32
>>220101996they'd sniff you out in an instant
another twitter link that i wont be opening
waiting for gymskin to go live
there are too many games. how am i supposed to have time to play them all?
>>220102027this is the sort of post a neglected xl bully would make if they could talk
Sunny weather back, got your summer wardrobe sorted?
>>220102027need an aura pulse from the big man to get the weekend kicked off
>>220102054What is the origin of this photo
>"Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her death in Woking."
charging my fork and knives
>>220102038just play mass effect
>>220102000Bookies near me are full of blacks, Africans love a gamble even more then our chavs
>>220102095Кocoвo јe Cpбијa
when your twitter link gets ignored, reply to it yourself to create a false sense of interest
>>220102061its me
when you see zoomers walking about, working in like service jobs, and doing things that need you to talk to people and they only have one airpod in, what are they actually doing?are they listening to music at a low volume or do they have transparency mode ondon't get it.
>>220102142all that effort to dress up to still look like a gimp from the way he holds the phone
like that picture of the latin american woman with a big red bar of paint across her face and she has big boobs
junko furuta
starting my coronation street binge with the first episode
>>220102142I think you are lying
>>220102155when zoomers drink water wtf are they doing is it just to stay hydrated orrrr?
>>220102163I'm a 32 (almost 33) year old kissless virgin.>>220102186nope
Why should I ever give a single shit about dead Muslims? What have Muslims in the UK ever done for us aside from rape and murder white children? As far as I’m concerned both Muslims and Jews deserve to go
>>220102155People nowadays need constant stimulationNext time you take a bus look around and the number of people not glued to a screen or with headphones in you'll be able to count on one hand
Mental how grim it must be to have a manager that's younger than youUsed to work in retail and this 50 something bloke used to get abused by our 30 year old manager, was really grim
>>220102202i drink water but i don't work at a counter or talk to people with headphones in
>>220102205you the one that got doxxed from the train reflection lol
>>220102243...yh
>>220102205Why would you post your own pictures here then
>>220102243he has a youtube channel and they're quite nice videos
Is drug legalisation a less popular position than it was a decade ago?I'm not sure if it's just me getting older but the Greens' drug policy is one of the few things most younger people would have agreed with them on back in the 2010s, especially for MD+psychedelics.There seems to be a lot less momentum or popular support for it now
>>220102258link
>>220102281only if you promise not to be nasty to him
>>220102297why would i
been constipated for 3 days and eating a lot and i can feel an almighty shit gathering at the gates of my ringpiece about to storm through
37 year old man with the CV of a 16 year old
zeffo kashyyk and bogano are cleared, off to dathomir to meet my lovely lovely nightsister wife
>>220102327i just lie on mine, nobody ever checks references
just done an enormous shite, feels like i've been anal raped
pissing, hard
>>220102341They do here
>>220102308https://youtu.be/lZjkKDHdq9k
>>220102359ktwm when I increased my fiber intakeYou're recommended to have like 30-40g of fiber a day which is insane because I was so dehydrated all the time and had these potato shits that destroyed my arsehole
>>220102359the relief thomakes you look to the sky and wonder
my dream is to be on horse and jump on to trainthats my dream
>>220102415ok
>>220102443ok
>>220102437think there's a rdr2 mission like that
why has sky WiFi blocked qbittorrent.orgLol
>>220102471There is not enough of you to reply with dismissive contempt, you are an insect.
>>220102460ok
need a quirky mid-30s millennial gf who plays dnd and loves doggos
>>220102494ok
>>220102494Bet there's enough of you though fatboy.
my family genuinely HATE me it’s fine like but just remember you guys are the one made me
>>220102442>>220102471>>220102495>>220102512
>>220102535ok
>>220102326still got mine
>>220102521Why do they hate you
>>220102509they go insane at that age if they have no kids
>A dietician who bluffed her way into a senior NHS job by exaggerating her experience has been struck off after colleagues found she did not know 'basic anatomy' and could have put patients at risk.>Mrs Ndulue-Nonso 'minimised' concerns raised, admitting she had overstated her knowledge and experience 'a bit', putting it down to cultural differences.Anyone who takes a Nigerian CV at face value is a complete moron
about to shave if anyone cares?
(bing bong) this is your captain speaking welcome aboard rorke airlines if there are any niggers onboard we will be crashing the plane thank you and enjoy the flight
>>220102581Never did anything w ma life
It was a bright and cheery Tuesday morning, and I, Reginald Piddlington, had a singular ambition that filled my soul with purpose: to purchase a sausage roll from Greggs. Simple, you might say, but this was no ordinary sausage roll. No, this was the holy grail of sausage rolls: golden, flaky, with a meaty filling that promised to make every moment before and after its consumption irrelevant.I approached the Greggs shop with a confidence reserved for generals marching into battle. As I reached the door, I was struck by an unfortunate and utterly inconvenient realisation: I had forgotten my wallet. Ah, but not to worry! I had a backup plan: my trusty coat pocket! I rummaged furiously through the contents. What did I find? A pair of gloves, a pencil, and a packet of chewing gum. No wallet. This was no mere setback; it was a catastrophe of biblical proportions.I turned to the nearby queue of customers, all of them blissfully unaware of my plight. "Excuse me!" I cried, "Could anyone lend me the small sum of £1.25 for a sausage roll?" But they ignored me. Not even a glance. One man, who appeared to be made entirely of old socks and regret, simply muttered, "Don't bother me, I'm here for the vegan options." The nerve!
leftypol saying happy ramadan to muslims regardless of which day it is just in case
>>220102604leftypol policies will be the death of us
Undeterred, I began to search through the bins outside Greggs. Surely, I thought, someone had discarded a coin or, even better, a forgotten coupon. But alas, the bins were filled only with discarded dreams and empty lunch wrappers.With my stomach rumbling and my dignity in tatters, I made the bold decision to simply ask for the sausage roll. After all, they must surely have a policy for charitable cases. I approached the counter and addressed the young lady behind the till. "Excuse me, kind sir!" I began, before realising I had misgendered her, "I find myself in a most precarious position. Could I have one sausage roll, on the house?" She stared at me as though I had requested a live badger on a platter. "We don’t do that here," she said, “This isn’t the bloody Salvation Army.”And so, I left. Empty-handed. The quest for the sausage roll ended not in triumph, but in ignominy. But as I wandered off into the mist, I knew one thing: Greggs would forever haunt my dreams, a cruel mirage of flaky pastry and meat, forever out of reach.
>>220102604>>220102657Rorke be like>A brown person doing something wrong? That's it, let's ban all brown people from the UKRorke also be like>A white person doing something wrong? Based!
haven't had a drink in over a year but for some reason i have the urge to get absolutely cunted
>>220102698just not true though is it?
>>220102698your dad be like:>fuck this shit family, im out
Rorke on the ropes
>>220102712
Pop my booty like a wheelie nigga
>>220102691Wasn't this the point of the 12 day war last year?
>>220102604Total Nigerian Deportation
Tall and tan and young and lovelyThe girl from Ipanema goes walkingAnd when she passes, each one she passes goes, "Ah"When she walks, she's like a sambaThat swings so cool and sways so gentlyThat when she passes, each one she passes goes, "Ah"Oh, but he watch her so sadlyHow can he tell her he loves her?Yes, he would give his heart gladlyBut each day, when she walks to the seaShe looks straight ahead, not at himTall and tan and young and lovelyThe girl from Ipanema goes walkingAnd when she passes, he smiles, but she doesn't seeOh, but he sees her so sadlyHow can he tell her he loves her?Yes, he would give his heart gladlyBut each day, when she walks to the seaShe looks straight ahead, not at himTall and tan and young and lovelyThe girl from Ipanema goes walkingAnd when she passes, he smiles, but she doesn't seeShe just doesn't seeNo, she doesn't seeBut she doesn't seeShe doesn't see
The only solace I have is knowing leftypol will suffer due to his own actions
>>220102767Whereas I only want the best for rorke xx
>>220102767WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE BRUV!
>>220102635>>220102658can't believe i read this fucking waste of timefuck you
>>220102698Isn't it funny how you see news about a brown person doing something wrong and immediately invent a strawman to deflect any criticism of the wrongdoer in questionHow big of a gimp can you be
>>220102784he's done you tbf mate
Have to watch what I eat now so I don't become a big fat bastard, hate life
>>220102776You want rorkes home to be overrun with barbarians
>>220102795it's because the rorkeposter (singular) is brown
>>220102784it's chatgpt u melon
>>220102814I don't actually
Rorke slithering to the kitchen for perhaps a tuna salad sandwich with ciabatta bread
le cookies are ready
Rorke responding to leftypol's friendly banter by calling him a paedophile
i do enjoy it when pakistanis, indians, africans and the chinese are in a servant role
dude the mentally unwell bloke wake up to post about black men again
>>220102887i dont. i dont want them touching anything
>>220102872Quorn are the likes is pretty bad for you btw
>>220102872Love these
>>220102905employed woman's pov
>>220102899that's also a good option but if i have to be around them i want them grovelling or treating me as above them
>>220102905proof that women should be killed
>>220102926you are deeply mentally ill
Incelwalking rn
>>220102905this is triggering my gender dysphoria
sgt. catlowitz regrets to inform hq that he will not be participating in the invasion of poland
>>220102946Drafting?
>>220102970>>220102970>>220102970
Stroking my cock rn
>>220102962With those thin hips?
Had a cheeky McGriddle this morning didn’t I? Was bloody lush n all
>>220102962doubt it m8. there's no such thing
>>220103031Yes there is
>>220103123nah. made up
>>220103154No it's a real medical thing :)
>>220103241nah. rubbish
>>220103256You can look it up, it's a documented thing, and people are being treated for it right now
>>220103294nah. just attention seeking weirdos pretending to be ill
>>220103325Hmm I think you might be a 'phobe :/
>>220103387well done stopped clock
>>220103423Don't like you :/ bad person
