Saruman edish
Love tennis, me
>>220105028Fun fact vivian lee is his sister
>>220105041gandalfsisters...
>>220105028based les paul chad
>>220105063Sexo
>>220104978>8 years agofucking hell
i like the part where the ents break the dam and then one ent who is on fire goes and puts himself out in it
>>220105063would eat her shit
>>220105092me too haha
>>220104325I reckon a guy who is 4'10" and has a 2 inch penis could definitely get a girlfriend. There are women out there who would date you. Don't be a defeatist and assume things are over. That only leads to failure. If you want to succeed, you have to be positive and keep trying.
>>220105092Good that innit x
>>220105063You are Indian
Ive never had dandelion and burdock
wanking down the stairs
i should be allowed MI5 hand-to-hand training, soe tipzipes (cant afford my own), and a bolt gun they use to put down horses, in case the war breaks out
>>220105125
>>220105128you forgot to say nth for the holodem
>>220105132Bizarre
>>220105147poof drink
he's posting the mice
>>220105125that's nonsense, you have to have at least a 6 inch knob and earn 6 figures bare minimum
Just read that it's pretty much only white people who sneeze in response to sunlight.You *do* sneeze in response to sunlight right? I'm not the only one here who does... right?
one-man crusade against slagposting again, is it
>>220105147old lady potpourri drink
Sir Osmund Saddler
>>220105140Why do you post this every time you see an attractive woman?
>>220105177Nice socks desu
im not looking to tart a shitshow or anything but i am posting the mice, and i want to say: this person posting at me right now, or posting ABOUT the mice>doesnt report the other rule-brekaing posts, nor does he have a problem with them (even though MY posts are just IMAGES on the IMAGE board, and THEIRS are NSFW race ait posts and spam)>doesnt actually care that much and only wants to post about reporting people (how boring do you have to be)if he IS the janny then i dont think he should be ALLOWED tothat is all. i have said my piece - os goodbye
>>220105063would love her to swallow my BWC
yanks deliberately make chocolate that tastes like vomit
>>220105063corrr is that a balkan tramp with a fridge body? corrrrrr
nice goal that
>>220105218Why do you spam naked white women on a sfw board
>>220105242never fancies doing that for england though does he
>>220105242Funny how people on /sp/ said harry kane was shit and overhyped but now he absolutely rapes the bundaliga theyve shut up. Albiet he does play for a stacked Bayern
>>220105257I don't think you know what naked meansI don't think you know what spamming means
just saw something off limits
>>220105264He is shit Bundesliga is a farmers league
>>220105257would you prefer black women
>>220105259WC golden boot winner harry kane?
>>220105257just admit you're gay
>>220105282He was EPL top goal scorer like 3 times and never out of the top 3
Today's listening:
>>220105285Windows xp screensaver ahh lights
>>220105252This is genuinely how Russell T Davies thinks people acted before Section 28 was repealed.
>>220105292Degenerate gooner freak cannot comprehend a man not wanting to see naked women on a sfw board constantly lol
Je suis le douge
starmer's banned spring
Over for us
>>220105357>is that a... sexy woman??>AAAAAHHHHH HELP ME
>>220105357i can understand not being in the mood for it, i can't understand being vocal about it, just ignore it and move on you homo
copiuous jet of jizz
>>220105357Naked woman where?
>>220105287Never against big nations
>>220105136looks like my da
>>220105357>naked womenliterally where
>>220105335Based noughties pop punk enjoyer
right where the fuck is the naked women i was told there was naked women
>>220105391rorke, I advise that you do NOT look up the demographic split in those states
>>220105417Nothing based about that
Poor lad's trying to browse /brit/ on his work computer and opening every image
indian porn addict melty
>>220105397>I literally can’t understand someone being vocal about something they don’t like!Meek little faggot
>>220105391I would argue that irreligion is better than religion. I think we should invest in science to find answers, rather than look for answers in ancient scripture.
>>220105367live footage from the gherkin
>>220105435You need to go back, adbul
the west has fallen because most people aren't going to a tax dodging building on the weekend to listen to middle eastern fairy stories
>>220105410>Never against big nationsyea, Ramos reminded you lot of that haha
>>220105468it's a bloody crime what the nhs did to tim
>>220105458>Not liking blink 182 or offspring makes you a paki. Yeah nice one mate :)
Chuck Norris is dead!
>>220105472the breaking newscharge your phone
>>220105448the science says that crowds that are protesting against racism dont spread germs
>>220105491dead is chuck norris
>>220105483he loves it
i'm not the "step-dad" i'm the dad that stepped up
>>220105446whiny cunt
some women look better fattened up, sorry
>>220105491say it ain't so
>>220105491Hopefully death makes a speedy recovery!
Chuck Norris status?
THIS GEEZER JUST TOOK A PICTURE OF MY ARSE BRUV
>>220105522old timmy's expanding rapidly
>>220105526Saoirse Ronan and Anya Taylor-Joy are good examples of this
>>220105491didn't know he was sick
>>220105491>it's truefuuuuuck
rorke's gf
thought he died years ago
>>220105542Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast
everyone's gonna be priced out of a holiday this year because of the WAR IN IRAN
>>220105028Book Saruman was really rude to the nice people of The Shire. they never did nothing to hurt nobody :(
>>220105570Imagine dating an actress. All the roleplay shit they could do
catberg about to cast an incantation on me
>Autistic boy to be forced by council to ride bus to prove meltdown claim they got rorke
Sid Hoffman or Sid Frenchman?
>>220105671aura
sneezed all over my keyboard and now it has snot and goo all over it
>>220105671lovely cat
>>220105607Stop posting naked girls ffs
>>220105655scarborough here we come
>>220105690you shouldn't have done that
>>220105489It's white boy music, so yes, not liking it makes you a paki that needs to go back. That or a poof.
>>220105655haven't been abroad since 2019
>>220105671just felt an aura pulse
mad how prices of everything just keep going up and up year after year
Rorke ummingLeftypol erring
>>220105491end of an era
you can imagine /brit/ as an old style private club with supple but worn leather chairs, many good books and the odor of pipe smoke in the air, comforted by good friends and attractive women bringing you good scotch. its like we are all old rich friends and compadres who come together when needed to do good works for mankind
I think Hitler was very fucking a monster
>>220105655already booked flights last year. waiting for the email off the airline telling me they've had to cancel and offering a chance to re-book for a 200% markup
>>220105717won't be able to afford food soon
>>220105704Its sycharine commercialised yank slop and you should kill yourself
watching a Japanese man lose his fucking mind while doing a Super Mario 64 speedrun
>>220105491the uncs of /brit/ say RIP to Chuck Norris!
rorke and leftypol lost in the forest cuddling for warmth
>>220105717I just steal most things anyway
>>220105729i imagine /brit/ as an opium den full of chinamen nodding off and slurring incoherently>bradley... walsh... zesty fode...
>>220105717Food shortage? Maybe a few 100 thousand more people will help?
>>220105729i don't even imagine you as real people. just text on a screen
>>220105717https://youtu.be/cawY4hXfe0o?si=xQTLpcpt-N7h8iJR
havent heard a little mix song since like 2018
>>220105764I'll be on the roof off my chops
>>220105782Literally no correlation to prices Corporate greed drives prices up Climate refugees are also a symptom of greed but don’t contribute to rising prices
>>220105655good
>>220105729>attractive women bringing you good scotch.Women arent allowed at gentleman's clubs
>>220105655spaniards will finally have a peaceful summer
if I lived in America 50 years ago I’d be larping as Italian and joining the mafia
mad how the numbers of them just keep going up year after year
>>220105829Scarcity doesnt drive up prices
2020 was the end of my shagger careerdouble whammy of finding my first gf (who I'm still with), and lockdownsmiss being a young virile slayer playboy
third day of the hingeningstill only getting stacies do mids and uglies even use this app
umposters serve the drinks herethey get a slap on the behind as they do so
>>220105729i imagine it as a public toilet with vulgar graffiti all over the wall, piss puddles everywhere, a glory hole in the stalls, and deranged schizo in the corner raving on and on about black cocks
Mad how argentines just stole shepherds pie
>>220105845Italia mafia was overblown in media to distract from the very real Jewish mob that is still operating
>>220105737Not listening, go back to whatever desert shithole you came from
>>220105886did they take Cottage Pie too?
>>220105864young women are far better looking on average nowadays. everytime i get the train to/from toil i always see a dozen of the most beautiful women ive ever seen in my life
>>220105846numers of people shagging your missus
>>220105863i've never had a girlfriend or had sex !!
i'm a virgin with a 7 inch knob
>>220105871And this is a place you willingly come to. Bent freak
unc is crashing out
>>220105904girth ?
>>220105904wanna change that?
>>220105729i actually imagine it being more alike an old flat roof pub on a particularly run down council estate. People walk in and out as they please and some sit and try to have conversations with others while people try to interject to derail their conversation.sometimes you’ll get someone walk in and just show a printed out photo of porn and then they sit down and talk normallyAll of this is basically drowned out though due to the huge amount of people poking their head up and yelling a random one or two word catchphrase and then 4 others doing it afterLong story shortShut this shithole down
>>220105907would kill you on the spot if you said that to my face lad
>>220105886Seen them spamming argie flags in the comments on social media whenever Milanesa (literally from Milan) is mentionedThey really are low IQ thirdies
>>220105913donald jew trump lol
>>220105928wouldn't though would you
>>220105928doubt it mate
>>220105898not true in my area, still full of mingers that are my agedont know if i should even bother because im a 5/10 and would be happy to settle with a looksmatched girl but they arent even popping up for me
>>220105914averageish on the girth>>220105923i'm straight
*tries to climb in through an open window*
>>220105913if it's so easy surely the military might of the us navy could clear it?
>>220105926>sometimes you’ll get someone walk in and just show a printed out photo of porn and then they sit down and talk normally"kahteem"
>>220105947>>220105949perhaps not but i'd certainly deploy a bit of especially vicious emotional abuse
>>220105963he wants us to die for israel
>>220105960*rapes you while youre stuck halfway through the window*
i'm in london and all the fitties i see are in their late 20searly 20s women are all hidden away on the uni scene
>>220105928Yeah i get it you want to "shoot" all over a dirty toilet with glory holes.
what would you lads do if you found out that a woman posts here, and not a "woman" like a man pretending to be one but an actual woman
My dumbass boomer dad just texted me a wiki link about the USS liberty lol
>>220105902why
Quite enjoying this thread. However, I am currently at toil and must return to my work.
>>220106001um… thats my cover blown…
>>220106001Employed Woman posts all the time
>>220106001laugh about it probablyclearly she'd be a nutter
>>220105999i don't have a gun and have never even fired one in my lifego ahead and revoke my yank card
>>220106011Dad gaining a clue and youre being MEAN to him
Feel like we’re reliving the Seventies
was listening to a porn podcast earlier and jennifer white was onshe was asked about her 50 man cream pie scene and said the person that went last explicitly asked to go lastbit sad
*stares at you through your letterbox*
>>220106001don't see what this place would have to offer womenbarely see what is has to offer men
>>220106014mental elf x
>>220106039>Gay urbaniteIts all adding up
being immobilized
>>220106001There is no such thing as men pretending to be women, Employed Woman is a trans woman and trans women are women.
>>220106048realistically what would happen if i stuck my willy through your letterbox
>>220105904put it to good use
I have physical health lads I'm getting the PIP applied to
>>220105990sick of these yids
>>220106054*gives you an upvote
>>220106001every woman ive seen post herself on 4chan has been a munter so cant imagine what a british one would look likethey all look like bizarrely young too
>was listening to a porn podcast earlier
>>220106067i live in rural south texas
what does ummypoppy mean
*does a dance*
lovely things are on the horizon lads
Chuck Norris didnt die.He just completed life.
>>220106094im a texas tiiiiiiiger, youre a liberal weiiiiiiiner
>>220106076not according to the law. says so right here
>>220106048
having an umwank before my umappointment at the umjobcentre
just found out horizon is not pronounced “hor-eh-zohn” but rather “hor-eyezen”
got a blowie off some grim minger when i was drunk last week and now i think i got knob rot off her because doing a wee burns a little bit
>>220106105
>>220106114lol didn't actually know that
>>220106119Hope both go well x
>>220105886french too, then to add insult to injury attributed it to the chinkies
>>220106087thank you kind sir
Bee yourself
Sir Chuck Norris
l'elton
>>220106118Love bears
Can't fly because there's no TSA agents. Can't drive because of gas prices. Can't ride my bike because it's 90 degrees in March
chuck norris dead
>>220106139ktim
>>220106168mate your gimmick is utter CRAP!
the women who post on this site are weirder than most of the men here
the libtards were right about drumpf it seems
>>220106076sacked tranny is a big spazzy man
>>220106145>Half nibletsIsnt that little reddit guy in Futurama
>>220106204yeah but for the wrong reasons
feel the rain on your skin, no one else can feel it for you
>>220106201sometimes i scout the /soc/ rate threads looking to see if any of them are cute
>>220106201Why
builders outside doing some loud shit. dont need this on a friday afternoon do i?
>>220106221Who could have forseen this
>>220106230because there are more normal women than there are normal menso if a woman ends up here she's an oddball
>>220106221choon
really fancy a wank but i'm on the fent so i reckon i won't be able to spaff
It’s the Spring Equinox!!!!!!
Alright lads I'm probably the best travelled person in this thread so right now I'm going to outline the top 5 ZESTIEST nationalities 5) Spanish - the language is simply very zesty4) Montenegrins - you need to see it to believe it3) Lebanese (specifically Shia) - they wear jeans so tight they'd make Prince blush2) Turks - if you know you know1) Iraqis - Iraqi niggas will walk around hand in hand with their boy, hair gelled to the nth degree then take a selfie with the makeup blusher filter and post it online. ZESTY.thank you for your time
>>220106259Need a Dominican oddball gym gf
>>220106266grim cunt
/soc/ is so fucking grim
>>220106286virgin
>>220106259incredibly peng body
>>220106277gp
>>220106277ummy
>>220106277cant be a complete list as there are no caribbean countries here
>>220106275Pseudoscience nonsense
>>220106310>when you've let ALL the days go by
>>220106301how u kno i dominican paaapi
>>220106310dont like how fat hes getting
>>220106348howl
>>220106310looks like a blend of david icke and mike myers
>>220106277Why did you go to Iraq
>>220106348think trinis may have them beat here honestly
Alright so let me get this straight>Jesus Christ explicitly died for the salvation of mankind. He is called “King of the Universe” as well.>The Catholic, Orthodox, and high church Protestants all believe that intelligent life could exist on other planetsSo would intelligent extraterrestrial life be exempt from Christianity? Given that Christ only died for humankind, should we expect that aliens would be virtuous and without sin? Did Jesus Christ visit them as well? Should Christians evangelize extraterrestrial intelligence if they were ever discovered?
>>220106348They do be dressing like this
If you could be any animal besides a human, what would you be?I'd be a Parrot (can fly and live about 60 years)
>>220105504BLM protests have nothing to do with what I said about religion
>>220106395i’d be a wolf
>>220106377ayylmao bussy please and thank you
>>220106377>The Catholic, Orthodox, and high church Protestants all believe that intelligent life could exist on other planetsYeah? Which papal bull says that then
>Gerry Adams gets away with it again
>>220106348sc
>>220106395an irishman
>>220106377the Mormons already addressed this
willy blacked porn, and i don't care
>>220106406I would be a wolf lion hybrid mix. King of the junjle, but still social and with it and ferocious.
>>220106395Id be a brain parasite and live inside your simple parrot mind and cause you to kill yourself
>>220106301Never been to the Caribbean>>220106368Heard the weed there is extra sticky
>>220106310He would see faces in movies, on TV, in magazines, and in booksHe thought that some of these faces might be right for himAnd that through the years, by keeping an ideal facial structure fixed in his mindOr somewhere in the back of his mindThat he might, by force of will, cause his face to approach those of his idealThe change would be very subtleIt might take ten years or soGradually his face would change its shape
twitter is no better than here
>>220106436desperately trying to decipher the meaning of this post
>>220106437Cant imagine a lion or a wolf would do well in the jungle tbqhwy
>>220106437i nearly said king of the junjle too but i thought nobody would find it funny thanks for getting my reference bro love you x *smooch*
>>220106395male lion
>>220106444Can guarantee those sausage rolls cost about 6 quid each
>>220106453jimmy cracked corn
>>220106453tis a playful twist on that "jimmy crack corn" thing
>>220106348love this meme
>>220106395A rabbit, because apparently they shag a lot
>>220106464no they're free
>>220106481This is me
>>220106484CRACK
>>220106395a rich jew
>>220106348my great uncle was dominican
well that's clearly not allowed now, is it?
>>220106395think being an owl would be fun
>>220106495what about your mediocre uncle
clearly is
>>220106495Friar?
>>220106395fennec fox
>>220106515some might say it'd be a bit of a hoot
>>220106526Wahey
>>220106395I’d like to be a chimp, just sitting around all day eating
>>220106521no no. check again
not feeling very well today
>>220106553under what ruling?
justin bieber be like baby baby baby ooooooh
>>220105035>>220105035>>220105035WE'RE ALL IN HERE
>>220105035
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEWWHERE'S THE NEW
>>220106542business as usual then
FUCKINGYANKBASTARD
>>220106448screaming
i hate yanks so fucking much
>>220106575Scream
>>220106669
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