Why are bong shits online so defensive of their colonial past?
>>220106325probably because thirdies insult them about it
Probably because they weren't even alive when the colonies were a thing
>>220106325because the past is all they have
>>220106325Because people make up random stories like the jamboy and talk of colonial atrocities and then i say "like what?" and they have nothing. Honestly i only know the amritsar massacre which was in like 1920. But people say we're evil and it was the worst thing ever but then cant say any examples.
They did literally nothing wrong. I will always be a friend of the mother country.
We are sorry for facilitating the demographic explosion of the sub-continent. Many will hesitate to say this, but I APOLOGISE on behalf of the Anglo-Celtic peoples for the construction of all that infrastructure & agricultural technology that has created this sub-continental bio-weapon. It is a grave consequence of our pursuit to civilise the world.
>>220106325no one thinks about colonisation at all apart from thirdies desu
>>220106325Also things likeSupporting greek independence in 1820sGiving the ionan islands back for freeSupporting you in first balkan warFunding your war effort in WW1Funding your war effort in ww2Fighting and dieing for Greece in Crete and Greece Making sure you didnt have famine in 1946And all we hear is "we want those marbles back"
Because nobody can actually name anything that bad about it>SAAAAR looted all indias gold saarLies and bitterness, mostly
>>220106613>Honestly i only know the amritsar massacre which was in like 1920.Well that's your problem. You simply don't know
>>220106718The older Greeks tend to remember this, they even named a lot of their towns after King George. It's usually the young and retarded people who seethe at the empire based on Hollywood fantasies.
>>220106743created israel created modern indiataught africans englishlet the irish livefought napoleon
>>220106768>/pol/ seethe>/pol/ seethe>/pol/ seethe>/pol/ seethe
>>220106762Thats why im asking?
>>220106789created america
>>220106613you played both sides in this region so they will support you against the ottomans instead of just being nice and choosing us
>>220106325Greek commies lost the civil war lol
>>220106768>created israelThat was the UN partition plan.>created modern indiaFair enough, letting India exist was a mistake.>taught africans englishThe world should speak our language.>let the irish liveIreland was part of the UK.>fought napoleonGood. He was a little manlet faggot who wanted to bring down Europe's historic monarchies.
>>220106613jamboys are a real phenomenon thougheverbeit
>>220106607>t. peaked 2000 years ago.
>>220108208>That was the UN partition plan.why are you pretending like the british empire didnt facilitate zionist colonialism during the mandate era
>>220106762What did we do that was so wrong then?>Inb4 "muh Boston Massacre" (where five people were shot by soldiers acting in self defense)
>>220108230We also helped the Arabs. British troops in Mandate Palestine were attacked by both Arab nationalists and Zionist Jews.
>>220106743what about the Bengal famine?And do you seriously think that the British held India for 89 years simply for the sake of it?Even the diamond in your monarchs crown is stolen from India lol, its so obvious that the British did their fair share of looting in their colonies, you don't have to feel shame for what your ancestors did but still its more shameful that you revision history in your made up world view.
>>220108395>we lost multiple laws and you conquered us but let us live freely and introduced many reforms but you didnt treat us as completely equal to you, our conquerers.Bizzare. This is really the best you have?
>>220108573*wars not laws.
There was nothing wrong with colonialism, your seething is a personal problem
>>220108210but we let them keep the jam
>>220108395>what about the Bengal famine?There were lots of famines during WW2. War affects imports of food
>>220108573>let us live freelyThe brown people who are now in your country are going to allow you to live far more freely than your ancestors and countrymen allowed them
I read Heart of darkness and thought colonialism was pretty dope. Kurtz lived like a kang amd danced near the bonfire and had a sassy negress concubine>but le horror, oh le terrorLol whatever, those niggas treated him like a deity
because their present is worse
The Empire wasn't evil enough if anything
>>220109406How so?
No one loves them, so they turn to imaginary people long dead.
>>220110429The irony being that most people couldn't name a single British military or colonial official between Nelson and Churchill
Ever since thirdies found the internet we get punched up at a lotWe don't even give a shit about our empire at this point, it's just people seething in our general direction
The British Empire did nothing wrong
Apologize for your problematic ancestral historical atrocities against strong black individuals, craKKKers.
>>220106325I don't like Anglos but most people seething at them are Jeets, pakis ,medoid mutts, ziggas and rest of seething thirdies which are even more cringe in their hate to Brits than Brits themselves are. It's the case where one evil is so terrible you take lesser evil
>>220112643>*proceeds to be visibly butthurt at Germany or Russia after saying this*
>>220106325They see their colonial offspring everyday
>>220108220Mussolini didn't live 2000 years ago, silly
>>220112686The difference is Germans and Russians do not have to civilize us. The latter ones even made us more barbarian. We civilized themselves
JFs are just tiresome about itBrits don't moan at Italians for being fascist or whatever, it happened so long ago that it's totally irrelevant now and it's annoying when people moan about it as if it's relevant to anything
>>220112795>We civilized themselvesSaaaarglish at it's peak
>>220106325because the british empire has become the easy catch all cope for all the worlds problemsquestion, are you locked in an ethno-religious territorial blood feud driven by an irrational hatred on both sides that flies in the face of your lib worldview? just blame muh british empire! with just this one trick, you can relieve all local actors of responsibility, so nobody has to answer for their own actions, its actually british mind control that did it. and voila, your noble savage kumbayah worldview remains in one piece!question, did your country become a dire shithole post-colonisation? did your retarded countrymen disassemble the civil service? was the infrastructure never maintained? did they empower strong men who followed a disasterous centralised development course that turned your country from a breadbasket back to susbistence agriculture? just blame muh empire, you can push the paradoxical view that the empire made everything shit, but also leaving too early made everything shit, so now none of your countrymen or governments have to take any responsibility, despite being independent for 60+ years!question, does your country oppress its sexual, religious and ethnic minorities? does this conflict with your leftoid worldview? dont worry, just claim its all british empire mind control and absolve your countrymen of responsibility! it's fine that we hunt gays and other ethnic groups, after all, there was nothing but gay sex and race communism before evil anglos forced islam to become homophobic, and created racism in a lab o algo!question, did your country not take a shred of interest in its own history for 1000s of years? did it use let its ancient artefacts fall into disrepair, or used them as grinding stones and bricks, or sold them for gunpowder and whiskey, so now you have nothing? instead of making heroes out of the anglos who did take an interest in these things and preserve them, you can just say they are stolen objects and cry about it!
>>220106613Irish Genocide.Indian famines.Slave trade.
>>220113131>>220112221>>220110483>>220108661>>220108573>>220108395>>220108268The Irish Genocide.
>>220113276self-induced
>>220113276not even irish historians think this is a thing
>>220113919Deliberately taking food from starving people?>But we didn't heckin want them to die
>>220113919Yeah okay, NigelOnce again, you know more than WE DO.Typical, playing down your own atrocities>"Uh, it never happened">"Even if it did happen, it wasn't so bad.">"Even if it was that bad, they deserved it!"You people deserve everything that's coming to you. You reap the whirlwind.
>>220106325Because its kinda of based innit???
>>220109721The evil of the eternal Anglo is truly bottomless...
>>220113939>>220114106britain following retarded laissez faire economic policies that made a potato blight even worse =/= genocidego argue with actual irish historians, or better yet the wall>>220114106>You people deserve everything that's coming to you. You reap the whirlwind.lad you are getting exactly the same thing, put your fedora away and stop talking like an anime villain you big gimp
>>220114190your da's pants are bottomless when he goes to the gay bar
>>220113236>Irish Genocide.Not a thing>Indian famines.Happened before we arrived, happened after we left>Slave trade.Stopping it was not a crime, Cletus, simmer on down
>>220114210>>220114273>Deliberately taking food from starving people is somehow not genocide
>>220114210>retarded laissez faire economic policiesAlso malthusian social policies where a lotnof yous thought the poors dying was a good thing... do they not teach that part in school? Thats Japan denying war crimes in their history books tier. What do they teach you guys about Cromwell?
>>220114230>my dad is BritishNo... anything but that...
>>220114358Its not genocide guv its jus' propa bri'ish policy
Ireland received a rich legacy from Britain.
sailing for months to a land you have never been to on the other side of the world, separated from everyone you knew with little to no contact, and then having to build your own house and till your own soil. immigrants today dont have to do fucking anything, they get it on easy mode, and then they insult our ancestors that built everything for them. demanding reparations for things they were never even around to experience, and retroactively blaming the mistakes of our people hundreds of years ago on people who are alive today.
>>220115958this brown people have it easy yet they still complain
>>220115958So should the thirdie immigrants start killing and looting in the firstie countries like the ancestors of firsties did hundreds of years ago?
>>220106325There's literally nothing wrong about their colonial past. The world would be a better place if the west kept the colonialist system instead of letting the wogs run rampage.
>>220116048>thirdie immigrants start killing and looting in the firstie countriesdont they already do that?
>>220106325They have to be, or their internet loicense will be impounded by the constabularies, and then have to pay a 1,000 pound fine to each of their Paki neighbors as proactive reparations. God Save the King
>>220116115Nigga theyre colonies become unprofitable and unstable because of how terrible they were run. We colonized 1/3rd of NA and were still going strong
>>220116224Seeing as you're still posting, clearly not.
>>220116546that makes no sense
>>220116732Tarrant missed one it seems
>>220113276The potato blight wasn't a genocide. Irish historians agree with this. You're not Irish, amerimutt.
>>220108395We literally gave India civilisation. They should be thanking us.
>>220114106IRA were terrorists btw
>>220106536turdies don't let us hear the end of it. It's their fault for forming greedy and poorly cohesive societies that were easy to take over. I'm dead serious - You all would have done the same if you were in the same position
>>220114273Brits the og shlomocaust deniers
>>220106620>I will always be a friend of the mother countryWe were talking about the UK, not senegal
>>220106325
>>220114358>genocide is when rish people just had to move to liverpool, glasgow and manchester where all the jobs wereok m80
>>220114358>Most densely populated country in all of Europe>Everyone living on too little land to support themselves without potatoes(higher in calories than traditional staple foods) because Irish farmers divided land equally between each son and had 10 children each.>Potato blight strikes>Britain has to shell out millions to stop Ireland from starving while suffering from the same potato famine itself>Ireland refuses to eat cornmeal given to them by the British state for free because they think it'll turn them into savages like the native Americans>Chooses to eat grass instead causing death by starvation100 years later>OMG that was a genocide!!!
>>220106325the bongs i've met online go on about how they used to own the world and say bad things about their immigrants (based)
brits got that wits to them idk. wish we were colonized by them and not the slav hordes.
>>220106325They want to forget that the Spanish defeated them in every battle when they tried to conquer Latinx America.
Shit happened quite a while ago didn't itBy their ancestors and shit
>>220122908based
>>220106718>Also things like>Supporting greek independence in 1820sAfter massive uproar due to ottoman atrocities (with them peaking with the Missolonghi Massacre) and because Imperial Russian navy came first and you didn't want them have excess control over the Aegean >Giving the ionan islands back for freeYou did it because we asked via referendum for one of Queen Victoria's son's to become regent here but she denied it >Supporting you in first balkan warYou did it because you wanted the ottomans gone >Funding your war effort in WW1You forced us into WW1 by bombing Athens and blockading our largest port of Piraeus, so we'd either die for your retarded war or starve https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noemvriana>Funding your war effort in ww2You funded your own effort this way because the Nazis have stolen our state's gold reserves, gold which their successor state hasn't still returned >Making sure you didnt have famine in 1946That would be the UN, USA and the Turks (yes, they did send food after ww2 because our country is ruined) >And all we hear is "we want those marbles back"Yes, give them back, also remove your shitty ass bases from Cyprus and go save London from becoming a Muslim colony.
France > EnglandFrance has better cooking techniques and nukes.England exists to be my country's lapdog and they don't have nukes.
>>220122908>>220123573Yes. German occupied lands are miracle in our country compared to Russian occupied ones
the scrandemic spreads
>>220106613I'm mostly antinational these days but i cannot forgive you for torturing the INA soldiers after WW2 for siding with hitler
>>220123707>Yes, give them back, also remove your shitty ass bases from Cyprus and go save London from becoming a Muslim colony.Sure, just as soon as you pay back the money you owe us.>>220124886>and they don't have nukes.You deserve France.
>>220123707>yeah you did all those things and helped us but they werent for completely altruistic reasons therefore im going ti discard them utterlyAh yes very good Stavros
>>220123707>In 1944–45, Britain sent food and shipping resources to famine-stricken Greece, which had been devastated by Axis occupation.See how you just obfuscate everything. Many Indians and Bengalis blame UK for prioritising Greeces famine over the one one Bengal in 1946. What a waste of time
>>220126758>>220127890>>220127985>coping toothless timmies seethingFinna be sending more engineers and doctors your way, chums
>>220123707Based Greek bro obliterated the angl* v*rmin.
>>220129493His link shows the french bombing athens and he just says its Britain
>>220129337>Literally no response so immediately ad homsKind of pathetic mate. Sorry that youre an independent country thanks to us and im not surprised you dont have a modicum of gratitude.
>>220115971There isn't a single example of a successful non-white British colony
>>220126374now that's some propah scram mate
>>220129659Bro, I can literally report you for "Islamophobia" and have some allahakbar police coming for your ass and fine you hahhahahhahahahhaa LMAO cuck state
>the Irish genocide
>>220130594>Hmm no, the actual documented history and attestations from Greek people who actually lived during the time of the acts under discussion instead of being a greasy, stinky incel posting on an internet forum on a Saturday afternoon are WRONG! m-muh ANGLOS! ;__; IT'S BRITAIN'S FAULT THAT IM A SORRY BROWN VIRGIN WHO REPUSLES FEMALES AND WHOSE PARENTS PITY HIM!!!!
>>220130774Bonnie Blue
>>220106789How's that morning call to prayer treating you?
>>220130684You post cartoons, we will just post pictures from your own country.You are an embarrassment to your ancestors.
>>220106325We missed a great opportunity in the early 50s to create a worldwide anglo alliance and just nuke the fuck out of everybody who didn't grow up in an English-only household.
>>220136177Based.There was a moment in the second world war where Patton mentioned this as an idea - the rest of the world becoming a protectorate of an Anglo-American alliance. Apparently everyone but the British where rather hostile to the idea.Genuinely a huge pity America so rapidly went into a multicultural civilisation-state. It probably would've happened in the end, but it would've been really cool to have a united Anglo-superstate prior to that.
>>220121136Muslims tried to save the Irish and you said no to thatI learned that in school
>>220129337Calvinism sucks anyways
>>220106325i know it's fucking disgusting
>>220136907what did they do to make the brits hate them that much? really makes one ponder.
>>220140230Irish chimped out big time
>>220129337>timmiesNice way of outing yourself as a fecaloid that isn't even Greek.Timothy is literally a Greek name you brown retard.
>>220140230Hypocrisy
>>220114106>>220113939>the famine was a genocideRead this book, or literally any book about it, and don’t come back until you’re done.