Scotland edish
got to be this one
ill post here
>>220106691>>220106697who asked
I once got back from primary school during winter and went into my room to pet my hamster and it just died in my hands due to how cold they werewhen my dad found out he burst out laughing
trying to do a jobby in a public toiletthere's no movement down there or simply is not happening
Alri cmon get in with it
Wish my local shops had a downie working there, would convince him to pay me for shopping
boycotting yank threads until they stop occupying okinawa
Not a fan of yanks to be honest
girls with braces
Deep fried pizza and irn bru
it got lush earlier
rorke gets omelette and chips when his mum gets a chinese in
>>220106781
jannard power trip has caused a thread split. MANY SUCH CASES!
REALLY wish i could watch the ex gf have sex
>>220106781ummy Venus de Milo
just wanna move to America and get a Latina wife hate this fucking dog shit country
The only genuine mangindo effect I believe in is the girl with the braces in that James Bond film, the one who smiles at JawsI remember seeing them, I truly do remember it.
>>220106830don’t you guys have freedom of movement to Canada and Australia? you can have the exact same life in those countries
Gwan Ronnie
>mangindo effect
>>220106843canada too cold oz too hot
>>220106843Lmao no i wish
>>220106843not op but theyre both importing jeets like us, and i want to go somewhere without any of them. i will live with literally any diaspora but theirs
>>220106846why didnt he just get the 155? is he dumb?
>>220106874>>220106879i mean regardless you guys and the Europeans get priority in student applications, just come for a student visa and apply for residency after that
>>220106897sorry to say but we’ve got mad jeets now toonew york, texas, california are full of jeets. so unless you’re planning on the midwest or southeast id recommend against it
did the man hit the ball with the stick?
>>220106925are they worse than blacks?
my supper dish, my succotash wish
>>220106808
When Mousey does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down
was going to stay off the booze but might get on the booze actually
>>220106684He looks scottish desu
>>220106723scream
well just got back from a 3 dayer for the most retarded and unfair reason everi have a 4chan pass, i'm a paying customer and i expect better servicei'll have the janny's badge for this so help me god
>>220106795Delamere forest
>>220106907sick bro $60k a year
>>220106925im fine with both new england and the midwest
>>220106967when mousey goes horse riding, the horses ride him!
>>220106904>"I could have tried to get the other black but I thought 'I don't think anyone's made a break above 147 on TV', so I thought I'd be the first," O'Sullivan said. I'm guessing the 155 was too risky so he wanted to at least get something above 147 rather than throw it away
chuck norris alive at 86
>>220106987what for lad
2nd coffee is being sucked
>>220107005that's not the Ronnie i know
>>220107014made an obvious joke and janny took it seriously
i was radicalised by gamer gate
>>220106987if it was genuinely unfair get on irc and they're alri about unbanning you
fucking hell lads I’m broke as fuck need money asap
Ur missus has a big bush
>>220107034bastard
>>220107064What are you willing to do...
>>220107064get a job you bum
>>220107084Anything for the right price not doing anything for small money though like £100 or something need way more
>>220106998SCREAM
Kekk
kek, it’s kino!
today i will go on Reddit and see what they make of are Chuck Norris dying. They used to love those jokes back in the day. I bet they're sad to see him go
>>220107064
>>220107064rent out your arse
not a fan of the word “hegemon”
>>220107116>>220107096Why the fuck would I get a job when I can’t even get interviews at McDonald’s and KFC??? If I can’t even get an interview there imagine what type of job would actually hire me, what type of fucking life is that? My ancestors were freedom fighters I was made for more than this shit
>>220106684Majestic
>>220106993no but they're all the same I suppose
a burp is just your mouth farting
>>220107161womp womp niggawrite a better resume/cover letter
>Texted the escort to say thanks and how great it was she texted me back saying "your welcome">Texted her "*you're"Did i fuck up?
finna get crimson desert
>>220107181Nah fuck you
>>220107159when you ask a jamaican what a natural fence is called
>>220106669>>220106669we're all in here
>>220107172Was going to go there and cannibalise you. Shan't now
>>220107201please kill yourself please please please please please please please
>>220107212no, we aren't
>>220107209scrummbing
>>220107201fuck off spaino fucking grow up
>>220107201>your welcomethis is what people send when they don't give a fuck about the person they're talking to. the "your" is intentional as she doesn't even care enough to add an extra letter to make it right. that's how little she thinks of you
cuck norris fucks the bull
>>220107209Had a sensible chuckle
>oil prices skyrocketing, petrol will hit £2 per litre by April and will likely lead to oil rationing in Europe>gas prices will go higher than in 2022>4chan going down randomly for the second time in 2 weeks >Netanyahu talking about putting boots on the ground in Iran>US Marines mobilising >worldwide internet censorship for the final ZOG war to kill off all whiteswe are so fucked
>>220107272yeah you posted this already x
>>220107272Ive got an electric x
Death didn't take Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris just decided his time was up.
what do you think they want? they wont say
beard growth progress going pooarsely
doing a gay thing
>>220106684
>>220107331andrew tate on /brit/ for reasons unknown
>>220107331you look like a telltale games character
>>220107325Sure his family will be comforted by this
Clean Shaven. Always.
>>220106781And that's the wanktoil sorted
>>220107235let americans make threads
incel walk looms
>>220107369squealing
>>220107331Did you use to wear an earring?
>>220107369they're reading /brit/ right now are they?
just changed my fpl teem
>>220107396Dont know mate, anonymity is the appeal of 4chan you see
Death had to ask for permission to take Chuck Norris, and he allowed it this one time.
Chuck Norris hasn't died.Death has Chuck Norrised.
would love to do fpl but i have no mates you see
>>220106795Looks like a giant skidmark
>>220107425>>220107426Chuck Norris's wife and children wiping their tears and smiling broadly when they read these posts
>zlatan worked for his money, now money works for zlatanhate that cunt, hate that ad
got council tax I haven’t paid from a while ago might get into trouble. why should I pay council tax tho they just spunknit up the wall
Chuckworth Norrison
mate's mum is with a bloke younger than himfucking guh-RIM
people might finally start taking menny g seriously now its taken are norris
>>220107468Hot
>>220107450Chuck Norris thought the jokes about him were funny so I'm sure he'd take it in good humourCan't really argue with 86
About to pop down to the West Midlands Mini-Mart anyone want something?
So glad we boycotted the DSY
>>220107201that response is based and funny, if she has any sense of humour at all she'll take it as a joke
>>220107494Can of warm fizzy pop please
english: rorkescottish: mcrorkeirish: o'ruarcwelsh: rwrcfrench: rorquespanish: rorcobrasilian: rorkinhoportuguese: rorkaoitalian: rorcinidutch: van den rorkegerman: rorchenpolish: rorkiwiczfinnish: rorkkidanish: rørkenorway: rorkensenswedish: rörkerussian: popкturkish: rorkogluindian: rorkeshafrican: umrorkoarabic: al-rorqaussie: rorke-oblack yank: rorquiveousamerican: rocknavajo : róór’ keeejapanese: rorku-sankorean: kim rol kuhchinese: luo kefijian: rorkocokokiwi: aoterarorkajamaica: jam-rorkeMexico: rorquezIsrael: rorkebergarmenia: rorkezianiran: rorkoushgreece: rorkopolousroman: rorcusiceland: rjorkaustrian: rorklerhawaiian : r'o'rkaluluSerbian/Croatian: rorkovićLithuanian: rorkiusSri lanka: rorkalitharanEthiopian: rorkaselassieNigeria: odumrorkaEgyptian: rorkhetGeorgian: rorkeshviliBulgarian: rorketrovUkrainian: rorchenko
>>220107494i assume mini mart is the woke PC term for paki shop?
>>220107494kill me please
Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, death finally had the courage to tell him.
>>220107508scre
>p*** shop
>>220107494I think these people should be stung up but also why are the lower classes so bad at being parents?
>>220107527kekked
>>220107434I only do it with my brother he does it with me out of pity I think Because he knows i have no mates
>>220107325>>220107425>>220107426>>220107527SCREAMING
who needs the mini-mart?
>>220107434Theres literally a /sp/ league
>I think these people should be stung up
>>220107513Imagine apu from simpson
>>220107580SC
>>220107580Sorry ive got a cold x
Chuck Norris had a medical emergency, the hospital is expected to make a full recovery.
once heard two blokes shagging in the toilets of a gay bar and the moaning made my willy twitch
>>220107624um
>>220107508gp
^^
>>220107624Once went for a gay pint at a gay pub in Manchester
>>220107656he can't study without his uma musume
>>220107657ktim
Remember when Bruce Lee fought Chuck Norris in Enter the Dragon
>>220107673No?
i hate my life
Mousey googling horse power despite having no interest in cars
>>220107660Did you drink a snakebite :D
>>220107624ummy
Mousey doesn't use Google. Google uses Mousey.
>>220107660an anal treat on canal street?
>>220107695Used to drink those at uni. Peng
>Enter the Dragonmousey's ear perked up
got films lined up to watch for tonight but i'm doing fuck all right now and might just watch them now
horse get ipad
snakebite peter wright!
>>220107660load of poz loads squirted out of a pozhole was it
>>220107714Kek
Mousey has full-blown sex with horses
>>220107508Good effortpost
Which European country would be ideal for me?>A country with no colonial past>A country that has never had colonies and has no overseas or external territories>A country that has never had any kind of monarchy>A country without a royal family>A country that is a loyal lapdog of the European Union>A country that uses the euro as its currencyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro>I hate the United Kingdom
should have really done something todaywanked earlier and have just been sitting about doing fuck all ever since
back from my walk
Mad how his name isn't even CharlesIt's Carlos
>>220107748I just had a beer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro
>>220107771none of them, stay in your shithole
>>220107771bore off 190
>>220107580hwl
>>220107780bit of pozzing too though yeah
Raking the leaves out of the garden
Man if 2026 can kill Chuck Norris, none of us are safe!
>>220107771Direland or slovakia
>>220107788Euro superiorPound sterling inferior
going to make some cheesy focaccia
>>220107825thank you
so excited for tomorrow when I can eat!
>>220107849why can't you eat now
>>220107810who are his supporters at this point
>Reports of children as young as 11 abused in West Midlands mini-marts, BBC reveals - The reports were raised multiple times with police and safeguarding partners over the past 10 years, according to internal Dudley Council documents seen by the BBC.it keeps happening
Sir Charles Norris
>>220107825Why would Slovakia be the ideal European country for me?
dont like matcha just tastes like grass to me
>>220107853bottoming for the bf tonight
might get a pellet gun to shoot seagulls
>>220107870same but with tea also
>>220107864White people are nonces too you racist
Ah shite, ladsI could go out for the food toil you see but the problem lads is that I'd have to make two trips, one later for the BIG cans
>>220107854
>>220107877umwow
What should I have for Iftar? ...
>>220107508>black yank: rorquiveousrorring
>>220107912bwc
>>220107912kfc like me
>>220107870Tastes like seaweed
*batters you*
>>220107877ummy
>>220107912Toast sandwich, perfect to break the fast
>A former Metropolitan Police special constable who raped and sexually assaulted a child has been jailed for 24 years. >James Bubb, who now identifies as a woman named Gwyn Samuels, groomed the youngster online before sexually assaulting her when she was 12.
>>220107810truly sick of this retard
>>220107912do NOT post it
>>220107912a plane ticket to Karachi you fucking wog
>>220107965Rorke doesn’t know what to do since it’s a white man yet again but also a tranny
>>220107943*gets battered*
God what I'd do for a chance to beat up a black woman. They're so annoying I don't fault black men for being deadbeats
never seen anything like this before, our economies about to get fucking blasted and there's an almost inevitable global recession coming yet most people seem to be routing for iran regardless of the consequences to our own countriesgenuinely bizarre cuck behaviour, suppose the public opinion will shift when it starts hitting their pockets
>>220107943she shouldve done a catfight porno with amy winehouse while she had the chance
>>220107997they'd batter you
lying in bed all day because why not
Chuck Norris had a bigger penis than all the cronem combined.When Chuck Norris visits London, the cronem all give him free access to the Gherkin.
>>220108001and why is that gonna happen, rorke
>>220107991Quite an easy one for rorke i fear
>>220108025melty
>>220107951He should be in jail
I'm on my last warning nigga
the jews killed chuck norris
cool painting
>>220108092clearly ai generated
>>220107943*attempts to kill her and then myself because she was shagging a black man *
>>220108092what it mean?
Should sports gambling be banned?
>>220108092
>>220107991Leftypol having the exact same dilemma
>>220107864Doesn’t say anything about the race of perpetrators
>>220107912akhi.....no iftar today... its bayram
>>220108001Youve never seen a global recession? How old are you
>>220108120i thought this nigga got mossaded
They're replacing pubs with ice cream parlours and sweet shops
>>22010809250 quid on the train
>>220108118don't know
>>220108171based. bring back lemonade stands too
>>220108169He went to prison
creg, lets hit the diner brocoke floats on me!
black people will see a black person not being stereotypical and be like "hurry why you acting white"
>>220108196screm
all afternoon wasted gooning to feet
Just learnt that brits don’t eat gravythey just have mashed potatoes plain
>>220107912
>>220108223Yeah brits famously don't eat gravy. Moron
>>220108224um
sex with Grace
what should I buy on the steam sale
>>220108237You should try it sometime tho
>>220108224ummy! ummypops
you ever see a black person with a white person's brain
>>220108244This but Ada Wong!!
>>220108261You’re a grown ass man writing this
yo, you seen carter's new cleets?this soccor game is gonna be lit!
>>220108269hi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofnOHSQG9OQWith the lads>>220108251Pirate instead, you clown, lad.Or get rapelay if that's still there
>>220108269no
wankenstein's monster
>>220108244
>>220108278um im 18
*ears perk up*
That's hot
>>220108001iran isn't the aggressor causing the global recessionwhy the hell would i support israel/usa when they're hurting my investments?
>half an hour of wfhtoil leftI foresee a few tinnies and a 3 dot looming in my very near future
>>220107508>french: rorque>dutch: van den rorke>finnish: rorkki>danish: rørke>norway: rorkensen>swedish: rörke>turkish: rorkoglu>indian: rorkesh>black yank: rorquiveous>Israel: rorkeberg>iceland: rjork>Lithuanian: rorkius>Nigeria: odumrorka>Bulgarian: rorketrov
Night shift toil tonight
>>220108280alri
might get into classicsyou know, latin and greek and all that jazz
>>220108351Neither Greek or Latin is jazz, lad.
>>220108269There was that film about something like that a few years ago with david kahlua
>>220108351but you won't because you're a feckless porn addicted incel freak
>>220108371melty!
>>220108351start with the sumerians
genuinely think shakespeare mogs the entirety of classical literature
>>220107508>iceland: rjorkhowling
>>220107943Chuck Norris batters her
>>220108397a lot of great classical literature has been lost
the tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx0TLkdWFEU
>>220108244This but Jill Valentine
browing r/HomeschoolRecoverymaking me have 2nd thoughts about homeschooling my future children
>>220108428doubt the lost works are better than what we have
>>220108397https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shakespeare>He is widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English languagehot take bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZFLMsfpPnM
get them posted
if you think about your loved ones are kind of like the prison guards preventing you from freeing yourself (suicide)
>>220108467you cannot know that
>>220108469You don't know what 'classical literature' means do you?
>>220108397Which classics have you read?
thought about playing minecraft
so hungry even though i just ate
just saved the world
>>220108495True, but I can reasonably infer that there would have been a more concerted effort to preserve the best. Anyway, lost works aren't even relevant, as everyone who isn't a pedant would know that a comparative statement regarding classical literature is solely referring to the works we have.
>>220108477repulsive
so sleepy all time
>>220108554i wish this was me so i could just sleep all day
Who's the British Chuck Norris?
mad how they used to have to read off scrolls
>>220108555swede lad that's an inside thought
>>220107508
>>220108577Steve McFadden
comfymaxxing
>>220108577sir keir starmer
DUDE SWEEDEN LMAO
>>220108577Vinnie Jones
>>220108577Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile
don't know how zippers work
>>220108542>there would have been a more concerted effort to preserve the besti don't think it works like that given wars and iconoclasm and suchwhat survives is often random
>>220108577>>220108599Ross Kemphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOMxEdH2yK4
rorke flummoxed
>>220108650>>220108650>>220108650
>>220108641how does this even relate to Nelson liking Muslims though they just gave him some award
>>220108641yeah but they weren't breaking into our country to rape and murder kids back in nelson's days
>>220108641wow that is absolutely bloody amazing15 times britain was a bloody big wanking bellend corr lovely stuff
Not posting in that one
>>220108641Mussolini had the Sword of Islam too
>>220108641>Nelson was proud of a gift from the Ottoman Sultan so we should accept infinity bomalians
>>220108641I'm sure he would have been totally fine with mass importation of millions of them as they ride roughshod over the natives
Britain and Turkey, strange bedfellows
blinking and rubbing my eyes at some of these posts, mouth agape
