Ulster's Prayer edition
I am gay now
I've done my 10,000 hours of gay sex
bit early this
>>220116039How about now
>Cody bro pass the controller>No way Chad, videogames are for incels
talking to frank
still dont get how iphones cant get viruses even though its a small computer
Someone ought to invent trousers which are comfortable but also wearable in a semi formal environment
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
>>220116015ive got a buy to let on home rule rocks
>>220116074Chinos
>>220116069macs don't get viruses either
>>220116081For me its Radical sound
>>220116069its because they're fuckin fisher price toys that can't do anything but applegoys brag about this for some reason
>>220116074By semi formal environment you mean the strip club right
spice up normally boring hobbies by incorporating a starter gun
>>220116075cute
Reckon browser stuff is more of a problem than malware nowadays
got the pantera on
>>220116102my iphone can do everything your incelphone can and more
>>220116107Don't think we have those here
i'm going to die
>"If you say that the Nationalists of Ireland have a right to claim to go out of the United Kingdom as a community, if you say that five or six per cent of the whole of the United Kingdom have that right because they wish to have separate rule for themselves, how car you say that a body in Ireland, not five or six per cent, but twenty-five per cent of the whole population, has not an equal right to separate treatment? That argumen has been put by many of us, and by myself many times, and it has never been answered"Fenians shocked
there must be some mistake
>>220116150DO NOT STAND IN HIS WAY
>>220116151potionseller
>>220116150got the kublai khan tx on myself
i'm dying
>>220116150I'M BROKEN
I want to die
>>220116177dying to tell us a funny joke?
>>220116177live
>>220116153samex
>>220116177
>>220116177opioids lad? is something the matter?
wish tiktok and instagram didn't exist
i went for two wank pints in the pubwhat an absolute waste of money that wastotal pisstake empty and full of smelly old geezers
>>220116150*punches you*
yanks be like >yuh i'll get a chopped cheese on a rollwhat the hell is a "chopped cheese"
>>220116102never seen anyone brag about their iphone but i do see android users seething about them all the time
>>220116151i say this as an iphone user how the frig else would i know
>>220116206open your ears then though
Right that's the retail park wank done Might go to maccies
>>220116198i only go to the pub if im going with colleagues or if its a nice pub or sometimes i'll go if i want a drink
>>220116198Did you talk to anybody?
£8 for a pint?? That's daylight robbery!
>>220116242noi am warped by a need for mental stimulation which only 4chan can provide
>>220116219my ears are wide open though
>>220116213was just joshing around i agree actually, going android after this phone stops working
hope i get to die in my 20s
keely <3
>retail park wank
>>220116258oh shut up you crumb bum
Need to stop faffing about and just kms already
6 cans for a fiver on tick yeah bossmanx
>>220116257same lol only have my current one because i got it secondhand for cheap
>>220116288x
this is me today :(
creek wank soon
just watched the new ted season
>'Strait of Hormuz will have to be policed by nations who use it - US does not', says Trumphe's so fucking retarded
>>220116318ok
best thing about iphones is they transcribe your voice messages so you don't have to go through the utter soul crushing pain of listening to them
Just seen the Peaky Blinders film with the gfNot a fan desu lads, I’d give it a miss
Might go to a Thai massage parlour tomorrow
Pints should cost 2.50
0-0 not a bad result
>>220116202https://www.youtube.com/watch/g40hxQb4Muo
you leave some men by themselves and nothing to do and they build businesses, invent stuff, start a familybut the rest (You) will just waste their life. that's why i reckon being employed would be far better off for me. it would force me to actually do something product, meet people and not rot away in the old smelly bedroom
>>220116354good for st jonhnstone
Now too happy with this one
>>220116267
allah bless pretty yankess queens
>>220116340Monkey pox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVBsypHzF3U
We're gay!x
Passionate from miles awayPassive with the things you sayPassin' up on my old waysI can't blame you, no, no
playground wank later
>>220116359>that's why i reckon being employed would be far better off for me. it would force me to actually do something product, meet people and not rot away in the old smelly bedroomi'm employed, don't do any productive work, haven't met any people and rot in my smelly bedroom
>>220116364yeah promotion on the cards
Plod in trouble for shooting a deer that had been hit by a car!
think we should do a lockdown year every seven years or so, like how the weekend is to the week
>>220116380very weird looking blokes lol
>>220116150BECOMINGGOD SIZE
bridget!
If your local pub has chatty barmaids and cool regulars you're spending £50 on a night out.Compare that to other nights out whether its cinema or a show. People always focus on the price of the pint but its meant to be a social event. If you're just out to drown your miseries alone of course it looks expensive
>>220116394Good postLockdowns are beneficial
>>220116374her stocky legs are very peng to me not sure why
>>220116365ktim
had enough of it
>>220116387don't you have to shower, get dressed, look presentable to walk into the office? don't you get to talk to people at work?
might have a sip of my drink
>>220116401would rather talk with my good friends on brit than weird old cunts in a pub
>>220116397maybe you replied to the wrong post beccause that's clearly 2 fit women
>>220116430Dangerous and downright stupid
Someone has to say it....Life was better under Sunak, the economy was turning around.....what could have been....
>>220116430just sipped my beveragefeel like having a fight
>>220116288yank wank
>>220116414need her to wrap them around my cranium and pop it like a water balloon
a lil nigga named samuel
>>220116442his fault for calling the election
>>220116431you're not meant to go in any pub unless you're going with mates. Find your local
>>220116393drivers cause so much mayhem and deathneed them out of business
>>220116426i work mostly from home and when i'm in the office i don't really talk to anyone
mum's got some true crime shite on
>>220116359Same lad, nothing better than keeping yourself busy to help stop those intrusive negative thoughts from creeping into your head. Took me a while but I now understand why some boomers are that way.
i just put a can of fanta on the desk while i was typing an earlier post and a few moments later there was a bit of water underneath the can i went to the toilet got a little bit of tissue and wiped it off now the desk is dry
that was my breakfast pepperoni julian
>>220116414
>>220116508that's good don't want a wet desk
might say hello to my mumbergshe's 70 and might diestein
susan sarandon sex arse
When I want to be inebriated I stick with spirits
>>220116430what drink is that?
>>220116508post of the thread
>>220116508ok
>>220116508scream
Just opened the first of the BIG cans, ladswas nice>>220116516the skinny one is quite rapable
>>220116508absolutely fascinating
>>220116520some people do sir
>>220116526prefer not to say
https://youtu.be/PjtVvpbdMYABased
>>220116508mad
>>220116536calm down ahmed
when i want to be bored i read a yank post
>>220116508a /brit/ classic
>>220116490waste of money and pointless
>>220116332>After his estranged son gets embroiled in a Nazi plot, self exiled gangster Tommy Shelby must return to Birmingham to save his family and his nationhahahahaha
Going for my 3rd poo of the day
>>220116523milfara poster?
>>220116350they still do in the house of commons bar
want to play a game but at the same time i dontkeep getting a 'been there, done that' feeling when i go to download anything
>>220116508
>>220116599>have two friendsfakecel
>>220116599ktim and also I detest women
>>220116581Really dislike this image :/
off to woolies to fart on the produce
>>220116599ktim but I have no mates and leave the house everyday
>>220116599and im 5'5 and balding and skinnyfat and
>>220116599fucking scream poo
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1774043145330678.webm
>>220116599Ktim but no friends
>>220116635vile creature those pugs, hope they crashed and both turned to ashes
Travesty! The worst has happened! Toilfu is leaving
randy walters is a son of a bitchthat's why i fucked his wife and got filthy rich
>>220116640oof mamacita
>>220116664not like she was ever going to shag you anyway
>>220116581horrrible image please delet you horrinle horribel man
>Travesty! The worst has happened! nigga
>>220116687merely talking is orgasmic enough
>>220116725
was planning to get steaming but I might just go to bed
>>220116635horrid mutant needs drowning
feeling very irritated and angry
>>220116745good lad stay off the muck get a good night's sleep
the /brit/ station
just inhaled a large bowl of pastanow on the beers and biscuits x
take the dave ramsey pill. i.e. the pill is beans and rice
>>220116715negativexp on a mad one
>>220116771using that setup to play rs07
>>220116577>me own fookin son
>>220116744please post packman bradley
the true size of portugal vs spain
>>220116793dont have it
>>220116715saw that webm where she shows a middle finger to the camera and thought she always plays bratty cunts but turns out she's mostly a meek bitch who always gets raped like here
>>220116815bratty cunt was later in her career when she came out as a """lesbian"""
>>220116772litreally about to make pasta for brekkyonly got those fuckass spiral pastas though
your god given right as a man is to take sex when you please from any woman you like
Nasty that just not on
Dont even joke lad...
>>220116771someone edit bradleys in
>>220116797yeah
>>220116839sc
Er, uh, lads? Cans?
>>220116815you people are actually just white niggers wtf
>>220116791Stephen Graham and Cillan Murphy are an embarassment to these aisles
>>220116868sucking one off as i type
We now return to the Sad Animals of Britain
>>220116839i want to cum on her !!
a lot of electronic music is based on black musicrorke has a hard time assimilating this fact
>>220116894https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQu-8t7lMzE
>>220116885https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUl_2h5AHDo
>>220116894kitty blinders
alysa liu foot massage
I’m and evil man child and everyone hates me
The underground rave-road
only real resident evil fandem will understand this
wanking off a poo with my arse
>>220116933
Still don't understand math rock
>>220116953AI
might play overwatch
>>220116965
doing a big shart on the bedsheets and dropping them out of my second story window like a big water balloon
>>220116972
>>220116955It's maths rock
>>220116955suck a math cock and you might understand
>>220116984hi juno
Severus Chud I know you post here.
>>220116970yay
>>220116985This is clever>>220116988This is forced and unfunnny
got a fetish for dorky girlssubtle but important distinction from nerdy girls
zohran mamdani wife stiletto urethra sounding [720p]
s
mums calling the police cos im right wing
>>220117012no one asked retard
>>220116970:)
>>220117002hello nigga
>>220117012samefag
>>220116972how is every single character design so utterly uninspired it's almost impressive
tugging me plonker silly rn
he's seething lmao
im an evil gooner
VOTE GREEN :3
cory de la minguez sex arse
>>220116953Real
>>220117033
Corrrr
>>220117048they were cooking with the og lineup
>>220116393Just allow it to writhe in agony and slowly die. What a monster to shoot it
>>220117061I was going to
>>220117084Women have been a bit trying recently
>>220117069if men can wear shorts why can't women? do they really need their arse and pussy out?
have any of you had a shake shack burger in the last 5 years
>>220117084what';s the point of lying like this
>>220116970was howling at this the other night and my neigbour banged on the wall and shouted he's poo screaming!
>>220117084
>>220117110Prefer not to say
im 15 trillion years old and i have a million dollars
>>220117089yea but they've been coasting off that for ten years and now every female character they create is faggot ass mommyslop designed to appeal to obese mixed race valorant playing pedophiles
>>220116520Aint that a band name
>>220117149im not obese
>>220117149skaror
when you park so wrong ee headlights smash bumper breaky shuttle bang bang bang like fucking pinball
This is what the average 50 year old Irish woman looks like, lads
>>220116577Ah yes an irish criminal gang the real saviours against fascism
>>220117102saved this
>>220117090Maybe call a vet? Since when do police get to go round fuckinf shooting things like that? This isn’t America there are very strict laws about guns they can’t just go round shooting things like that because they deem it to be the humane thing they aren’t vets
>>220117131fibber
every time me and gfberg have sex we literally do the same "routine" which has been the same for like 3 years>she sits on my face>cowgirl>doggy>drop down to prone bone>cum on arseneed to start incorporating missionary to spice things up a bit
>>220116749Things the doctor said when your mum gave birth
going around writing NIGGER on the windscreens of black cars
woke up this morning / had a wank and cumhad a wank and cumhad a wank and cumbeep boop record scratch
geting steaming off my UC moneytaxpayer drunk lol
>>220116944Stars…
>>220116972i bought the 2b skin for the kirk
niggas in louisiana be eating deep fried headcrabs
>>220117219get a black man involved pronto
>>220117219seen this exact post before
>>220116909Kraftwerk loved RnB
>>220117187
>>220117219does her arse ever smell pooey?
>>220117202bet u didn't
>>220117187looks like she does anal
funny willy feelings
is this a joke or is rorkette really like this
need to get a jewish gf with big chebs so they can let me convert
>>220116953yes mistress
bad vibes from the ariana poster think hes done some very very bad things in real life
>>220117219FONT
>>220117204Yeah a vets going to save a deer hit by a car. Youre a fucking mong
>>220113589>"secularisism" is absolutely reated like a religion by some peopleIt's obviously not a religion>anyone can also disagree with you about thinkin g the state should be secularYes, but in a democracy, I can have my view that a secular state would be better
>>220117303
>>220117301I do this with Toby
>>220117301hope she gets dronestriked x
>>220117317Thank you
Mwaaaaah the French Champagne has always been celebrated for its excellency
had a big crush on RudeDoodle back in the day
i don't shoot big loads any more :-(
>>220117278Yeah she’s not that pretty
Rorke's a prom night dumpster baby
the "10:17pm on friday march 20th" as it were
>>220117348aging spares no one
>>220117219aha sameour routine>finger her>handjob>lick her pussy>missionary>cowgirl>doggy>missionary>cum on tits
>>220116069They can though
Kek
>>220117348take zinc supplements and lift weights
>>220117366>22:18:11
>>220117219Do 69Do missionarySex standing up
>>220117340It's fermented in the bottle and like the best French champagne *breathes heavily* it's vintage dated
>>220117301women live such frivolous lives
leftypol is a surrogate bought by his two gay dads
>>220117256Canslad had a large part of my wanking toil in my younger years defined by rule34 of her
might have a mental breakdown
>>220117404>>220117404>>220117404
>>220117278they're jelly
