FREE MY NIGGA JOHN HONEY edition
men's mental health.
zased edish
the american mind cannot comprehend this
evil man child logging on
Rorke fermenting in his bottleLeftypol known for his excellence
leftypol perplexed
>>220117427Rorke among the ruins
it's time to get large and in charge
Dealbreaker if i cant cum raw inside the gfInsane to me that there are people who pull out every time or worse yet shag the gf with a johnny on
>>220117445kek
>>220117431these ai videos are getting insane
>>220117460Of course you have toShe would get pregnant otherwiseThat being said, I’m single and likely to remain so forever
>>220117404Lad, er, you're using the word nigga instead of nigger.Please stop that as it's racist, you see.
Where do you expect us to go when the bombs fall?
>>220117445bizarre rorke larp
>>220117460gen z women refuse to take the pill because they think it's unhealthy (and then the gf proceeds to order kfc for the third time this week)
Aff tae bed
cat won't leave wardrobe. i've tried
canslad is a bot
ban all psychiatric drugs and also birth control (to replace the people who s*icide)that would be a good start to truly fixing society
oh my god its ghislane
>My dad loved System of a Down and this was his favorite song. He died 3 weeks ago in an accident. I'm 14 years old. I love you dad.
>>220117512homer bimpson
critical support to iran the only hope against the fourth reich
>>220117493i'll be in my bomb shelter
>>220117526tony
>>220117530when are they going to catch glen maxwell
Sometimes I feel like no one can see my postsBut then I remember they’re just boring
>>220117524Cans!
>>220117541scrombling
ZOG muss sterben
why did netflix remake avatar but really badly?
using my ngieger counter to measure black body radiation
>>220117404Is that in prison? Why's it look like a student dorm?
>>220117535Saw them in their Chop Suey peak. In fact saw them and then Weezer the next night. Or vice versa I can't remember. Good times
things used to be betteror did they>?nostaliga is a cruel beast
>>220117574
>tony
>>220117498you can check his channel if you wantreal guy
>>220117571it would be müssen
thought i just read a really boring post there for a second
>>220117574sc
>>220117506It unironically is, though there are other options than the pillEither way the only real form of sex is raw and finishing inside, anything else doesn't count
>>220117576pay no mind little taxcuck x
>>220117454If you were in a riot and looting is there a shop youd look at go "nah im alright desu" reckon Lush would probably be one of those for me
Getting the Blink-182, Avril Lavigne, Bowling for Soup, and Green Day on
bradleigh scattering
Last gig I went to was like 20 years ago. Roddy Frame. The bloke from Aztec Camera who did the theme song to Early Doors
Charles Norris died.
taxation is actually theft though
>>220117604the only other options are like getting an IUD which is even worse or some dodgy patch thing that is still on clinical trialgf is also super afraid of accidental preggers so she usually makes me wear a johnny
caberge
NEW REDSCARE PODCAST IS OUThttps://jumble.top/u/redscare/e/153544993.mp3?sig=6lxChMtcIeXRfSlZq0WTG1KmHB9a4LCdwx7zjdzG2%2FbYh%2BxTF1jD5563PmS8MNy2The ladies discuss Louis Theroux's new manosphere doc and Cesar Chavez's posthumous #MeToo.
Boring man posting from his mobile phone
remember one time when I was at uni I walked past a girl and overheard her saying to her friend>have you ever seen someone you've shagged just walking around on campus?and it sent me into a depressive incel spiral for about a week
>>220117624Copper coil pill her lad x Thank me later
>>220117630Why?
>>220117630why?
>>220117427That's what they do to patriots, it's white genocide
sucking a yank
>>220117630cry
>>220117626you really think anyone here gives a fuck about a communist podcast discussing netflix documentaries?
>>220117622Just a kid
Please stream Dagny's new single "Dancefloor Erotica".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HM1xZolkPE
>>220117646>>220117649because i'm a sexless vf
No, Hammurabi, the sixth king of the First Babylonian Dynasty (c. 1810 – c. 1750 BC), did not jailbreak an iPhone. Hammurabi lived thousands of years before the invention of mobile phones, Apple, or the internet.
catbergs fighting outside mad how loud they are
>>220117535>My dad loved System of a DownThe fuck.
also another time I walked past a girl and heard her talking about taking birth control and that upset me as well x
Rorke waiting for subscription services to send him their "we've missed you" offers
>>220117676>vfDoes this stand for virgin female?
>>220117630when I was in first year at uni I was in catered halls and always sat at the same table with my mates every dayon the table next to us were two guys and two girls who also always sat there every daythen it came to the start of second year and I saw one of the guys with the more attractive of the two girls shopping in debenhams or somewhere and I was hit with the crushing realisation that in this year I had just talked to my mates about inane bullshit or sat in silence and this guy who I saw every day in that time had instead got a gfgave me a right box around the ears that one didthen I got my own gf about 2 months later
>>220117667Yeah, it's sad when they go young like that
Rorke venting in electrical
>>220117720yeah
You arrive in milton keynes
>>220117687These posts always make me laugh out loud
>>220117723ok
>>220117698arianatranny is extremely mentally ill
>>220117723>catered hallsWhat the fuck is up with english people naming things so queerly??? Just say the food area, or uni restaurant
the western world and all of humanity would be better off if Israel controlled the entire middle eastthe current inhabitants are barbarians
the 'bergs as dey were
>>220117738Would you like to have sex with me then?
>>220117670>>220117698>>220117752samefag
>>220117690I saw a cat in my garden from an upstairs window today and two gardens over another cat had woken from its nap and was x ray visioning through four fence panels at ithow the fuck did he know the cat was there?
>>220117753catered halls means halls where they cook for you
>>220117777start doing this
>>220117759you ever get impulsive thoughts to snip their whiskers off
>>220117512she's fit
>>220117690breeding season innit. tried multiple times to go out and kick the male but it's too fast
>>220117767
>>220117741Two Mile Ash was my old home and had family round Bancroft way
>>220117777
>>220117777wahey
>>220117770Yes. I understood. With tables and plates.
>>220117777scriptfag 0.o
System of a down have a problematic name
>>220117778....nh
>>220117741Masonic town built by Rothschilds that
>>220117800retard
>>220117777HOLY FUCK
>>220117814roar pooing
grimkinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x52stFqfZ7A
literally impossible to be an incel in british uni refuse to believe you cant shag while living in close proximity to 100 other horny people living away from home for the first timefuck you all
let me guess, you need more
>>220117800>food area at the uni canteen or catered halls hmm i wonder which is clearer and more concise
this whole time i thought dubai was a country! im so silly…
>>220117818Go see if I'm coming
>>220117803wtf is torke doing
>>220117829the rorkepod smells STRONGLY of dried semen
>>220117829honestly if i had all the money in the world i'd still live like that
>>220117827I spent ALL of it watching mousey have meltdowns instead
>>220117827lol go cold approach on a beach you dumb australian fuck
>>220117827i only managed to shag once in my first yearbut i was an incel since then
>>220117840nonsensical
*gets a clue*
>>220117800it's different to normal halls
>>220117830Definitely "food area at the uni" you fucking bubble boy funko pop
>>220117759cooor bet they leave so much fur everywhere
>>220117853FONT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jduMRiYJ20c
Any Christian man in I have a question I need answering
nigga said bubble boy funko pop
>>220117864It’s in the halls, not the uni you massive fucking retard
>>220117864But its literally just in specific halls not in the university building. Most halls are non catered
>>220117879alright
>>220117849s
>>220117889It's a university facility, isn't it? Hell, this conversation feels like I'm being trolled by the usa cinema experience memes
>>220117813lame basquiat tribute
>>220117897First what type of Christian are you
>>220117865got a roomba to clean up after them x
>>220117626Who the fuck actually likes these cunts
regigigas porn
Need to give her bumhole a good sniff.
>>220117913MateIt’s not at the uniIt’s only accessible to people who live in the hall
>>220117926I can imagine the Famileigh gathering to watch an episode in the kitchen of a workday morning
>>220117923look at that fat lump
>>220117922catholic born and raised
>>220117932are you going to do anything for the upcoming 9-year anniversary of this "gimmick"
>>220117827meh its mostly the top 20% males shagging the foids
>>220117785it is? *scooches closer*
KING'S LEAD HAT WAS A MOTHER TO DESIRE
>Roight then de lads, so I was eating at the catered halls roight, and I was minding me own business innit, when suddenly the appointed catered halls jam boy asked me if I wanted to drape him with scampi, roight? So I showed him my student card and when he saw I was a commoner he said he was sorry and went off. Roight madlad he was!
bumholesbumholesbummy wummy bumholes
>>220117829Why can't Starmer just build five million of these?
>>220117967The type of deeply unfunny post your flag is known for
melty
cloth off
>>220117967hate you
>>220117977Your mother's fucking cunt
talk to me
>>220117967I thought the Irish were meant to be funny? You stole an old English word to describe it and everything (crack, misspelt craic)
>>220117956you're weird
>>220117759Love British Shorthairs, me, fat faces and all
rorke wanting to live in a world of wallslorke wanting to live in a world of bridges
going to go into my car to sing tomorrow since i dont like my family hearing
>>220117998fuck you
Never buying Cadbury's chocolate again.Opened a box of milk tray and my first experience of the new manufacturing with palm oil.Loved it all my life, but not now.Horrible taste and texture. oleaginous.
New Aussie flag just dropped
Can’t believe Irish actually play hurlingHoly cringe
i don't wanna talk if you're not gonna talk 2 me nice
biomass is such a fantastic word that conveys so much
sucking a creme egg
>>220118012I'd fucking smash you into pieces you acne-ridden stereotype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxE9EIrKbOg
is this an appropriate outfit for a job interview?
>>220118043I do have acnefuck you still
>>220118037You and Tony creme egg
>>220118024ngl lad it's the only good thing they ever did for themselves, the rest of their culture was bequeathed by englishmen, normans and scots
>>220118031Biomass bussy
>>220118043al brek ye dewn ye clewn ye
>>220118037Why don’t u come suck me off
Mad how the stereotype of thick irishman are consistently proven true
>>220118000
>>220118053genuinely have the same phone in the same colour
>>220118058
uh oh fenian melty
Definitely me who's havinf the melty. Again.>>220118074Oot and aboot are ye?
>>220118074
>roight den fellers, der ting is roight oi was in der food area at der uni and der was no feckin potatoes. So i starved to death didnt i just
>>220118077YA JUNKIES BASTARDS YA
>>220118082need
>>220118058girrrl he gone have u on the table screaming!!!
>>220118059Lmao, he has acne
cansretard having a massive melty because someone posted a British term (on /brit/ btw) that he doesn’t know because he isn’t British
>>220118103a tuna never had a son
The Troubles are starting up again
>>220118102>>220118113howl
My god look at this massive meltdown I am going into.
had pikeys at my door today saying that there was a tile loose on my roof and they could go up there and give me a free quote fucking scumbags
>>220118127shitting nora
>>220118127the katies sex arse
>>220118109fuck you
>>220118134tell them to go up and then take away the ladder
just some morning thoughts
>>220118127Yeah that's NOT going in the wank bank
>>220118127the definitive plaphog
>>220118150Don’t fancy getting killed by them so no
Half Traveler, half Romani, the ultimate beggar
would like to see you so-called hard cunts survive johannesburg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hB-aNCrC68
>>220118134next thing you know they've redone the whole roof and demand 2 grand off you
>>220117404they're allowed big stanley type cups in jail? Can imagine you could easily batter someone's head in with one of those
>>220118127Yeah you have what I call “Indian brain”
desert cat I saw :D
/brit/ is for Brits and Aussies only
>>220118107
>>220118102roar
>>220118127utterly vile
got some sausages from the butchers yesterday we eating good
>>220118102hooting
likely 107k by now
I was thinking lads, who is THE biggest shagger in /brit/ history?
>>220118206How many?
>>220118193why is bro in the desert
>>220118217spaino
Ringing up the trans ting for some rear pum pum action on the saturday hows your weekend going
>>220118193cute xxwhere was this?
>>220117404reminder that "john honey" is a stealth heatherpaedo gimmick (he was arrested in Hull)
>>220118102done that mick retard
smoking on that shh that made jfk's head explode like that
>>220118102
>>220118197i won't trouble you any longer if that's how it is
>>220118217I've shagged two different women so definitely me
>>220118217me
it's almost THAT time of the month
>>220118254um
spent 8 quid on a coffee and a slice of cake todayripoff britain
>>220118231I keep thinking john honey is the guy from brainiac
Mashed up Creme Egg in a toasted hot cross bunthink about it
suppose it'd be worth it if there was a tranny there
>>220118244special exception clause for you x
>>220118127Would
>>220118272sounds shit lad x
>>220118272Grim ultra-processed diabetes-inducing slop
>>220118279is this supposed to be attractive?
>>220118272okay i will try it !!
the pale white sheet blankets the earthsmothering the fields of the great warabounded by dulled swords and battered shieldsimmortalised in the gooooooooooooooooooooore
>>220118292low t
>>220118279canshag
>>220118292it certainly titillated me
>>220118279Indian brain
>>220118150Kek, only the english would devise such a destructive method of trapping
>>220118292to heterosexuals yh
Anyone listening to music?
I could get South African citizenship ladsbut it would be a massive pain in the arse and take agesshould I do it?
>>220118102*yawn*
big fan of strawberry frappucinos myself
>>220118315Are you a gypsy
our incredibly sharp, post-ironic memeing indicates high intelligence
if only the irish could devise a method of trapping fish
sup lads
im running late for waking up early tomorrowfucks sake thats the entire bloody weekend fucked upfucking starving too all i had for dinner was some shredded wheat
>>220118315fuck off our general then mick bastard
Lusting for fat women is Oedipal in nature
>>220118340Question mark*Inquisitive mode
>>220118355how'd you reckon?
>>220118345paddy dangling his quorn nuggets over the water waiting for neoliberal bites
Any incel coffee man in? Might go for one tomorrow since it's been a while
>>220118353Use clearasil
>>220118353this is a gael general
guys relax with the Irish insults my family is from Kilkenny
>>220118261
>>220118366what makes it an incel coffee
>>220118348alri
>>220118382she loves her umpuppers
>>220118337You hungry fella? *tosses a baked potato into your expanding maw *
>>220118363mmmhmmm sup crodie xdi quorn good today yh?
gypog berk
>>220118306lovely enby
>>220118388>KilkennyYou bastards!
>>220118326yes
wonder if irishgreekmong is here
>>220118407you're weird
>>220118382>cocoa babysurprised she doesn't have one already
geororke
>>220118399:>
>>220118393There's a fitness store online here called Alri that sells supplements and peptides ect...
>>220118388Irish diaspora Timmyyou gon’ make a yardie baby x
me and the lads
>>220118423'Tis I, but don't call me mong when you are clearly the mong while I am chad.
had a patient wanting me to refer him for cancer investigations todayprick didn't say please or thank you so i decided to signpost him to some fibromyalgia articles instead
can my hairline recede from my forehead to my scalp in a completely straight line
>>220118451I’m English m8
>>220118442
right thenwho let him go sleep in my suitcase?
grangerwizard
eating chocolate coins ^.^
>>220118475I thought you should know, glad you saw my post.
Paddys out
an american sits on the roman throne
>>220118482
>>220118487Paddies in your mom
>>220118442I wasn’t trying to offend you x
>>220118482he's a granger 3.5 if not 4 by nowjust shave it off
can you imagine drinking a coffee at this timehow mad would that be
>>220118474you gon’ make a yardie Irish diaspora baby timmy x
New>>220118519>>220118519>>220118519
NEW>>220118527>>220118527>>220118527
wave of dark energy just hit me
>>220118509yeah I know it's a greeting lad