cockroach edition>>220122912
made lemon bars
We got cockroach servitors before gta6
>>220131234Looks like a lemon cake to me buddy
>>220131226>messicans >car insurance
>so-called "free-thinkers" of /cum/ when there's a new thread to move to
What's cum like at this time of day? I dreamt of a girl and woke up way too early.
>>220131286I don't know why I woke up so early today desu desuuuuuu
>>220131274They have to get insurance because it’s a lease So they’re paying $500/month for their lease and $400/month for their insurance policy (state minimum coverage)
>>220131234Looks delicious>>220131275A man chooses a slave obeys >>220131286It's slow
>made an accidental new because I forgot to refresh
>>220131275all me btw
>>220131286>I dreamt of a girl and woke up way too early.IKTF
>>220130612>I usually just eat one simple meal a day
>making a new as a non-/cum/ flagGuess I hate the Ethiopian poster now :/
>>220131275Holy smokes look at em go! The little lads!
>>220131275I don't understand. Are they puppets? Where are the strings?
>>220131332Yeah lol isn't life crazy haha...
>>220131387Are you a puppet? Where are your strings?
>>220131354I was watching shaolin monk videos with my dad and he said unprompted I would have been a good shaolin monk and it was a big compliment cause secretly I've done horse stance training and stuff for a long time
>>220131437Deep
I dreamed that an old timey prostitute was letting me take off her corset and petticoat and stuff and then I took off her gloves and boots and smelled them
>>220131467How’d they smell? We’re they nice looking boobs?
>>220131234I hate sweets but I fucking love lemon bas
>>220131467Eroticism, like many things, peaked in the Victorian era
>>220131453Maybe that's his way of telling you to get out of the house
>>220131559If you say so.
>>220131567He wants me to move in with him so I dont think so. I make a pretty good house pet.
OFFICIAL /cum/ RULES1. Non /cum/flags can't make the NEW2. GAYS NOT WELCOME3. Any NEW made before 310 is NULL and VOID. WE OBSERVE THE FUCKING DECENCIES.
Hello
4. Gay sex only allowed on days ending in “y”
>>220131723One of the worst parts of the show
>>220131846What? Eeastes Fulmen? He was dope
How 2 stop coughing painful cough fast step by step guide
>>220131880No that whole aventine shit. In fact, in my opinion, this hot homo was the only good part of season 2 (no homo).
>>220131778
>>220131945Pleb. The Aventine shit was dope
>>220132000Nah it's gay melodrama>This is my wife's son and you'll treat him with respect!!
For a bagel that went viral
>>220132018He was a disgraced Centurion turned senator turned Mafia Boss. It was great
>>220132111I could heem all these losers at the same time.
Only a few days until baseball starts
more like cringeball
>>220132420nah, that's you
I want to jerk off but nothing to jerk off to
>>220132462Get his ass
just had an idea of how to put turkey and cheese in a bagel to make a sandwich, pretty excited for this development
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>220132466>>>/gif/bmwf
>>220132536
>>220132381You be nice to Bo Bichette.
>>220132613Who
Hope that little manlet faggots dad cracked his head open with the boba fett lego ship.
>>220132638New infielder for the Mets. Used to play for the Jays.
Business idea: you’re asked to spell hors d'oeuvres before voting
Hating the United States is a highly moral thing to do.
I don't have a fever anymore but still feels like i do
>>220132748This nigga eats beans and tortillas in every meal
>>220131162My colon been actin’ up lately
>>220132673Tbh I think the mets have nothing going for them now that alonso is gone. It's ogre>>220132771Bodied
>>220132536american moment
>>220132111sabrina carpenter is ugly as shit, ugly jawline.>cope chudnope. im nearly a 10.
>>220132875Why did this webm make you think of Sabrina Whorepenter?
Need a girfie (this is short for girlfriend).
>>220132797I don’t know much about the Mets roster. But Juan Soto is good.
>>220132917guess im a blind retard kek. thought that bitch was sabrina. either way she is also ugly.
An M2 in every home for self defense
>>220132935He wasn't even in the all-star game last year
being ugly as a woman is probably equivalent to being a man with no arms
o.j. simpson? not guilty.
>>220132982Ah well. Go Jays! This is the year!!1!
>>220133009oj dindu nuffin, he was a good boy, and spread the word of jesus
>>220133210I can't like the jays because they have fat players. Sorry :/
ww3 nears
>>220133210go jays!im thinkin 60 dingers for vladdy jr.
>applied for a job at a local cafe>got a message back >had some info in it>founder is an indian>owner is an indian>manager is an indian
>>220133268I'm waiting for World War IV: Redux
Thread theme?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acpOO0kvfn4
Yes and? Say that shit with your chest
that shit with your chest
>>220133252Our big boys are powerful and beautiful. >>220133287I love him so much. He looked good in the WBC
Men dressing well ended in the 1980s. Fathers were misled to believe that focussing on style, dress, and hair, would make boys “sissies.” This period was called “homohysteria” during the AIDS crisis. This also when white men stopped caring about dancing.
hello
>>220133268It really just comes down to Russia and China eating Europe and that's it, that's the whole "world war." After that it'll just be three superpowers occasionally sniping at each other every few years over stupid shit until we colonize space. Africa and South America will remain uninhabited shitholes.
How do i become tall like americans
It actually snowed a lot. Fortunately it should melt pretty fast at this time of year. I ain’t shovelin’ shiiieet.
>>220133728That man is Canadian. Or from Quebec or whatever.
personal computing? banned. you must subscribe to nvidia cloud, goyim.
>>220133789So american then
First spicy fart of the day
>>220133810Is Quebec more American? I don’t know anything about those weirdos.
Can't wait for summer to rewatch paris texas. It's a summer movie you know.
phwoarthe breastberg hath been ameliorated
>>220133854Didn't read the quebec part. Just saw canada and ran my mouth... you can keep quebec.
anybody else here watching classic tractor fever?
All I can really say is: AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHJHH!! !!!!!!!
>>220133662Who's the third superpower
Pussy lips wrapping around the veins on your shaft.
>>220134088My respect for you as a person.
im a person worthy of respect
im not wearing pants
im prettty drunk right now
>>220134101Act your age
>>220134339nigga it isnt even 10 in the morning
love these guyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnHke968zAA
>>220134339Based
Had a dream I was being pursued by mobsters, and kept just getting away. Killed a bunch of them too. One they tried to kill me but a cop was in the area and police swooped in and arrested a bunch of them. One of the arrested mobsters was Phil Leotoardo and I was taunting him flipping him off and yelling at him telling him to try again in 20 years and calling him a faggot.
patiently waiting for my concubine to arrive
>>220134435It’s Saturday nigga>>220134531I am based but also a loser. All things in perfect balance.
>>220134577>I am based but also a loser.Based
>stoplight>boomer in old car next to me listening to beatles songs>think to myself oh lol thats kinda cool>light turns green>boomer trying to race me>ignore him and stay on my own track>he gets off from the fast land because there is a beaner lifted truck is coming behind>lolwhatapussy.wav>truck also gets in front of him>bruh>we take the same turn and end up in
Really wish we got another team themed april fools
>>220134643Beatles suck they were the pop slop of their era.
>>220134668John Lenon was praised back then the way Kanye was praised in like 2016
>>220134668brainlet takehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28d_A_NuJ7A
Took a big dump, will probably mow my lawn later today.American dream.
John Lennon? More like John LEGEND.
>>220134695Exactly. In 40 years you’ll have to old farts listening to Bad Bunny. Just because it’s old doesn’t make it good nor should it be revered. Old slop is just old slop.
Some moody rock for you chudsChris Cornell - Seasonshttps://youtu.be/1DnSiznUrVIAlice in Chains - Private Hellhttps://youtu.be/j_hAqO6jLOQDays Of The New - What's Left For Me?https://youtu.be/CWKvQg4Q3_gSystem of a Down - Lost in Hollywoodhttps://youtu.be/mna8mZP9eSgMad Season - Slip Awayhttps://youtu.be/57Bi4T6zphQStone Temple Pilots - Creephttps://youtu.be/FKTjssfkL4IPearl Jam - Pendulumhttps://youtu.be/dAF3BmTcmvI
Ninjas or samurais?
>>220134741here's a relevant onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQuniZ0s2C0
>>220134763The first ninja was a samurai who dressed as a woman and strangled some guy that was trying to fuck him with a necklace
>>220134781I know about these guys because someone linked it in /cum/ a few weeks ago. It was probably you, too. Crazy that they were what 15 years old here. Absolutely talentmogged
How do i convince my retarded friend that getting involved in warhammer is a cringe idea? He just plays vermintide now hes talking about space marines and shit
>>220134741>System of a Down - Lost in Hollywoodwhen i visited the hollywood walk of fame shit in 2024 i was listening to that song on my airchuds. even made eye contact with a qt.
I believe in God in all the wrong ways. I know I’m going to hell.
Fuck my balls don't smell bad but they smell strong as fuck
Mexico brothers do any of you have a good recipe for carne asada tacos?
>>220134865https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL5CrxblRDg
>>220134851What did he look like
>>220134851>airchudskek
ayo this nigga snifffin dong
Tooted strongly
>warm weatherAh yes time for some homm 3
>>220135136Looks gay
>>220135169You're mom is gay
>>220134916Very inspiring probably. Very difficult to understand.
>warm weather It's snowing where I'm at
>>220135199Calgary nigga?!?!
>>220135169See >>220135187
Five leafs in a row
>>220135230Not quite
What does the average Canadian male act like
Thinking of cringe things from my past again
>>220135324Neil young
>>>/tv/218777535Made one
>>220135324Like pic related
heard my boy biebs got up in usher's face
>>220135301Ah yeah me too. I’m in Cock Town. I wasn’t expecting this much snow.
>>220135378Cock Town?
>>220135371WhateverBTS is back
day 22 of the 3 day expeditionary mission to liberate Iran
>>220135389It’s a nickname for my town. People from here know.
>>220135402Not my problem
I want an iranian gf
>>220135371>Diddy raped ME first! >No he raped me first!
we're supposed to get 30cm of snow by the end of the weekend
I want A gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinJDxLUsNY
i want to be the gf in my yuri fantasies XD
gooned to r34 smut of my waifu again
>>220135465Kek
You guys are acting rlly weird.
>>220135275is this the only attractive women in canada
if i fart i will shit myself
>>220135817roll the dice, amigo
I’m frying the ‘cchi
>>220135857ecchi?
>>220135852its not a dice, its a 100% guarantee, my shits are liquid now
The gargantuan behemoth that devours the entire world is hopefully coming soon?
Rolling Stones Street Fighting ManG-7!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9FFfFFkq00
I’m kind of having a full meltdown right now. But it’s ok. It’s ok and we’re gonna be ok.
>>220136096what's wrong, homie?
lol
>>220136022Good song
>>220136202Life going bad. Feeling really emotionally overwhelmed and I’ll never be good enough. But maybe it’s okay. I think I will stretch and sleep.
>>220136265The balls on these desert people
>>220136360Look at it this way, in 100 years we'll all be fucking dead and it won't matter for shit
>>220136360the one good thing about getting older is that you care less
O ce you reach a certain level of understanding you have to really grapple with the contrasting but equally true notions thatA. Life is utterly meaningless andB. Whatever created everything clearly didn't make a meaningless world
I'm glad Chuck Norris could pass on peacefully and it doesn't seem like any autistic people will disturb his family or funeral. Thank god he wasn't a zoomer meme I guess.
every 10 minutes sitting i need to lay down for 10 minutes because it gets too tiring
>>220136570Correctamundo. We’re floating on a single retarded speck of nothing in the infinite cosmos and very soon we’ll all be dead forever. But still, I’d like to have a life that I actually enjoy.
>>220136634Happiness comes from within External shit is irrelevant. You could be happier as a penniless bum than a millionaire with 6 trillion worries
>>220136685Probably right. But my inside feels all burnt out. Hence my pathetic state. I feel like I want to sleep for 1000 years.
Check out this car I just saw
Was at the community theater and auditions lasted like 4 hours
>>220131249What are you doing in Switzerland?
wide mouths on women are extremely unattractive IMO.
N
i am very ugly
I
NYC is so based
seeing jeets and mexicans on their stupid fucking ubereats motorcycles always fills me with a seething rage. I hate them so much
>>220131162>You WILL be rescued by zee insects!
>>220131275hehehe it's a big hat. it's funny
>>220132049>>220132111For a pizza that went viral
>>220137020They're better than people who ride motorcycles loud as fuck just for attention, at least the browns are using them for a function. And I'm not even defending them, I would never order food from uber jeets because I know there's a good chance the drivers will tamper with my food
>>220131234Nigga thats burnt bread with powdered sugar on top.
>>220137055connery > reynolds
>>220132280>heemBack your /sp/ecial education containment board.>>>/sp/
I wish there weren’t things that happen to you that you can’t forget about or just erase from the chronology of your life. You should be able to simply delete certain events from that timeline. There are things I don’t want to have happened and my life would be better without them.
>>220137107comparing apples to oranges
>>220137107Correct.>.t I forgot the rest but your mother's a whore
>>220135867GnocchiI ate them with a yummy spinach Gorgonzola cream sauce
>>220137137I'm sorry you got molested
>>220137151I put my banana between your mothers oranges last night, trebek
Those Sean Connery James Bond movies are so bad lol
Bitch ass nigga fuck up outta here
>>220137183
>>220137236to this day I still have no idea who French stewart is
isn't it beautiful this time of year
>>220137271>He's too young to remember 3rd Rock from the SunFucking little kids
>>220137271Stewart gained widespread fame portraying Harry Solomon on 3rd Rock from the Sun (1996–2001), appearing in 139 episodes. Stewart became known for his physical comedy and distinctive squinting expression, which made Harry a beloved character. During this period, he also appeared in commercials and served as a spokesperson for Clamato.>Stewart’s film credits include Stargate (1994), Leaving Las Vegas (1995), McHale's Navy (1997), Inspector Gadget 2 (2003), and Wedding Daze (2004). He has also voiced characters in animated series such as Hercules (1998) and God, the Devil and Bob (2000). More recently, he appeared in TV series like Mom, How We Roll, and Raven’s Home. hmm doesn't really clear it up
>>220137271Guy from France
>>220137335never watched it, and nobody I know watched it either
warhammer more like go to the store and buy a hammer ya knucklehead
>>220137348thanks ChatGPT
>>220137330Just enjoy the skeletal branch structure!
>>220137113I bet you watch anime
Robert Mueller had good styleRIP
>>220137386
>>220137182LOL LEAVE HIM ALONE
May I interest you in a pomegranate chia seed salad and a glass of organic coconut water?
>>220137330Winter is the worst thing in existence.
>>220137016Why is Mamdani so much more likable than other figures similar to him like Sadiq Khan or Humza Yousaf? Is he just more smart or less mean-spirited?
shadow
>>220137440
tommie
>>220137467Literally the opposite
>>220137452Because his leftism is filtered for American libtards like you
>College tuition has increased 914% since 1983, outpacing all other household expenses, per CNBC.nice going, libshits
LiTeRaLlY tHe OpPoSiTe
>>220137561>pasty white tbag can't handle the heat and goes namecalling on the internetYeah okay, we're real shook gregory.
>>220137545>As California Governor, Ronald Reagan ended the tradition of free tuition at public universities (like the University of California) in the late 1960s to cut state spending. He pushed for tuition, arguing it was necessary for budget constraints and that students should pay for education through loans, marking a major shift towards student debt. Hmmm
>>220137182Thanks>>220137431Thanks
>>220137545Not everyone needs to go to college, it's a waste of time for retards like you so don't even worry about it
>>220137529>his leftismI'm not even concerned about his politics which are largely retarded, I'm talking about his persona and public image. People like Humza and Khan come off as hostile, subversive, and mean-spirited while Mamdani has a much more easygoing and pleasant vibe. I feel like if I had a conversation withthe former two I'd get an eerie feeling they both hate me and want to kill me while Mamdani would be a bro even if we disagreed on almost everything.Perhaps it's the influence of his wife?
>>pasty white tbag can't handle the heat and goes namecalling on the internet
>>220137636Mexicans don't go around calling people pasty white tbag. You're dumb and a bitch.
Whyboys be like "oooohhhh 85 degrees, it's a scorcher today"
>>220137599the reason we have all the fent zombies here is also thanks to reaganremember to thank a MIGApede today
>>220137599He also passed the earliest modern gun control legislation, literally one of the worst figures in American history and almost no different from liberals.
>>220137663this is so me
>>22013766385 degrees? in the middle of march?
>>220137700Nigga it was 100 yesterday in California
>>220137660pipe down, latinX
>>220137723>>220137700>>220137663Amateurs, all of you.It's been 105 the past few days here in AZ.
I could fuck up a white person so bad you have no idea. Zero hesitation.
>>220137723sucks to be you, it was 82 up here
So Regan was a rino or what
Time for a quick afternoon nap of approximately 5-7 hours. Hopefully I die but I won’t.
>>220136961no one cares what you think thougheverbeit
>>220137795>Regan was a rinoWorse, he was a normal Republican 40 years ago
>>220137795got a hearty chuckle out of me
thoughts on never ending pain
>>220137943Pain is Gain, Brother
>>220137905Ironic you would call him a zoomer when you yourself are clueless to the fact r*agan fundamentally changed the republican platform by making a deal with fundamentalists. Now cut it with the politics unless you want to get whiteboybeatdowned.
>>220134826>warhammerWarhammer is based, tell him to get into Old World rather than 40k, because 40k is a really bad game currently. Maybe 11th edition in the summer will fix it, but it is currently really unfun to play.
I fucked her
>>220138026but ur incel?!?
>>220138037Not anymore
>>220138026How much did you pay?
>>220137975>r*agan fundamentally changed the republican platform by making a deal with fundamentalistsHe did but they were only part of his coalition. It wasn't until Bush that they started to dictate policy. Reagan for better or worse was much more beholden to the military and CIA much like HW.
>>220138026>unironically reddit humpingKek look at this retard
Any poopsters here straight up pooping
>>220138026hope you had a paper bag on her head
>>220138079One million rupees
“My shekels per goyim are higher than yours so Im more developed”
I deserve this
Ate oatmeal and chia seed pudding
There should be a new development category that measures how many jeets per capita you have and have that count inversely towards development.
Gas is $10
Frank Hassle was raped.
It's tough having diarrhea
>>220138447Diarrhea is easy mode, constipation is hard.
Is this the debate we're having today
>>220137777Very brown post
>>220131162I finished my program so now I am gonna save up and go back to school I will be going back at 24
I think White people's greatest weakness is theory of mind. Most White people when they look at a minority despite that minorities background think (He could be just like me) when in reality 100's of 1000's of years of evolutionary pressure has ensured he is nothing like you.
>>220138424not my problem, I'm a bus/public transportChad
There's no way AI is going return profit on how much they're spending on it
>>220138581it's not about profit it's about controlling information to the goyims
>>220131162Imagine having your body steered into dangerous situations while all you can do is watch
I think why white people smell so bad is because they only use toilet paper to clean their ass
Jeet seething detected
>>220138556Anatomical modernity is only 200k years old.
Why can't these bitches wash they ass
Would you drink a cup of jeets sacred river for one million dollars
I think I might have Wernicke Korsakoff syndrome or early onset Alzheimer's. I can't eben remember what I did this morning.
>>220138713Some Indian politician did that and almost died so I think it's a bad idea
>>220138609Just a round about way to launder money through data centers
>would you kill yourself for one million dollars?no
>>220138713>>220138758That was funny. There were articles about how polluted the river was. And to prove that it wasn't polluted, he drank a cup of water from it on camera. He was hospitalized later that same day lmao.
Me
dunkey isnt funny anymore
>>220138805Just a pile of carbs
>>220138808Never was. Just another dumb Nintendo fan gay
Not a fan of the Indian basing thread
>>220138920Basing them on what
>>220138920>>220138940*bashing trend
>>220138920boohoo, ranjeet
boo bees
White pipo smell
>>220139101guess you should move back to india to get away from that, eh ranshit?
>>220139191Indians smell too. I'm chinese we don't smell we are superior people
>>220139232Chinese smell sour what are you talking about
quintessentially canadian post
Only White people don't smell. everyone else STINKS fr no cap
gulpruh roh raggy
indian or chinese? call it
>>220139247We don't have the genes that make us smelly
>>220139326mmm that's a spicy pillow
>>220139331Then how is it that you smell
>have adhd>spent about half a decade off meds rotting in bed and wasting away because for some reason I woke up one day and thought "I don't need em">get back on them>feel like a normal human being againOh
>>220139331i suppose you dont smell from your armpits but like the one chinese dude i know has horrid breath that can be smelled from 3 feet away
Post an ai dancing Donald Trump's meme
>>220139393>>220139393>>220139393
>>220139331I've fucked enough Chinese girls to know this is bullshit
