Yorkshire edish
got the limp bizkit on
in a foul mood, hate everything. might wank the willy
this is a gay porn edition because in each of those buildings is gay guys shagging
Zoomers talk about their 'struggles with alcohol' and then just describe normal weekend pub seshes.
didnt know sheffield had a tram
very very redpilled on the Js me
might purchase a hat
>>220134580very sparse tree coverage
>>220134607dont forget the woods
Got the Blink-182, Avril Lavigne, Bowling for Soup, Paramore, Fall Out Boy and Green Day on
shaved my beard and the gf visibly got the ick
>>220134580Yorkshire niggas be like "i'm in Swaledale"
>>220134597right well that's me isn't it
>>220134580get it paved over and filled with biomass
You're not hiding in the new.>>220134468I swear to god this board has the dumbest people on the planet.>it's literally mould lolYes, it is. This is like saying to someone eating chicken "it's literally a bird lol". It does not mean you are eating the mould you get on walls. It's just another fungus, closer to the mushrooms people eat regularly.>the company got in troubleNo it didn't, spacker. Being sued is not "getting in trouble".>because a boy with a mould allergy died after eating itThere was no connection between the death and Quorn, because, again, it is not an allergen.
gutted i didn't trust this anon
Would love a KCD style game set in Wars of the Roses England.
>>220134650just admit that was you and you want us to believe it wasn't
mould boy getting mouldy
>van dykelesbian delivery driver
>>220134640meltdown
>>220134655Go make it then you worthless dolesponge Poortherner. Not like you're ever busy
quorn fungus taking over his brain making him talk about black cocks again
>>220134692Well that's me shagged up the bumhole.
>>220134529ignore the post and move onhe made this post to keep attention on him
I'm on my last warning nigga
all they can say is heathermong no actual arguments i win again
backside artist
cronem cooking up some Quornhear it sizzledi gherkin gon yam tonite x
leftypol eating mould
>>220134683he's named after a roman poet and dutch painter and he looks like an Adonis . when are you going to realise he's bully proof
Mousenonce gets jealous as fuck whenever the attention is taken away from him. I wonder what happened in his childhood to make him this way.
>>220134740pawasite
>>220134768s
>Being sued is not "getting in trouble".
is the "mousenonce" in the room with us right now?
>>220134723stay winning crodie xQuirk will have its day
they call rorke a racist and misogynist but they never call him a liar
oh my~
was in mcdonalds on a night out and all the cronem were eating mcplant burgers the cronem do be frying up quorn and shit
>sister won't shut up worrying because her dad is going to dubai next week>mumberg is trying to be sympathetic>dadberg days he hopes it gets obliteratednow they're shouting and I can't hear the telly while I eat my potato waffles
>>220134792x
Hey guys if you could ignore that post from the previous thread it would be great. The one I'm linking to - ignore it
>>220134778Yeah it isn’t
>>220134804how so?
>>220134778It’s not. I could sue you tomorrow if I wanted doesn’t mean I wouldn’t be successful
EXCLUSIVE I lost my £600k home in row with my neighbour over how I park my Ford Focus: Church going gran, 75, spent everything she had in bitter court fight - and says she's bankrupt
>>220134778You might even dumber than the Canadian. Anyone can sue anyone else. It does not imply any wrongdoing, penalties, or anything else. I can literally sue any person or company on the planet if I wanted to.
>>220134797>>dadberg days he hopes it gets obliteratedscream
>>220134794dis is truedey keep it ital x
>>220134811>>220134814define 'trouble'
reading Legend of the Galactic Heroes Volume 10
>>220134813OP-ED: We at /brit/ don't care
saw a cronem with a cute white girl on my walk and it ruined my day
insane how accusing him of posting AI generated images of black men raping children just bounces right off but call quorn mould and he has a full blown meltdown
>>220134580VGH
dem hyphae be secreting dey digestive enzymes
>>220134834screaming
>>220134580where's rorkeshire
mouldy melty
>>220134834you're sitting there thinking you've won this because when i provide you with counteraguments you just say "melty" but you've been utterly, utterly done
My life is so fucking shit and I don't think I can keep deluding myself into thinking it's amazing much longer
mouldpaedo
>>220134861me in the dentist chair
women are genuinely evil
im mouldy
>>220134861I want to put my....thing....in
>>220134874you're literally a paedophile who eats mould
>>220134870s
>>220134813Smartest boomer
>>220134874again no refutation of the accusation that you're a paedophile
saw an indian male-chinese female couplefascinating that the kids looked like native americans
>>220134875Ever considered going to Church?
>>220134875What's wrong? You've got your health and a career and above ground
>>220134813genuinely something wrong with the foid brain
>>220134935hes a mentally ill tranny
>>220134813carmongs are utterly derangedhilarious how much energy they expend on car storage
>>220134870
>>220134877in my mouse Mousey looks the exact same as her but he has glasses
bums full of farts todaydont know where they all come from
>>220134953sc
>>220134875You’ve got a job you’re doing better than me
back from my 3hr incel walk. saw many nice boobs and legs and bums. and couples and families and people having fun.
>>220134955desperately hope this is a reference to joyce's letter to nora
mouldnonce
Been a week since my polysomnography but not heard anything >>220134935True, I should be more positive and spiritual minded
genuinely mental that this is finally what riles him up
rorke getting sued and saying it's no big deal
>>218776817omds
>sister>her dad
mad how mousenonce did a face reveal on twitch
>mmm get that down me
>>220134992roar
not really that mad at all
>>220135003it was
let me be your oomaoomaoomaooma
>>220135029scrofulating
ohhh i get it nowm2 katy = mould munching katy
>>220135029I Can`tbelieve !!
>>220135004fucks sake
anyone here seen Project Hail Mary?might go to the local Kinodome tonight to see it
Hope I'm doing it right lads
>>220135029wee tobes
would you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1YM7yKw-V4
>>220135048Let us know how it is x x
Drinking a sugar free guava Monster energy drink
>>220135060Nigga looks about 17
northerners be like "i'm going to the pictures"
>>220135060'
>>220135060nice selfie but you're clearly underage
just want a nice tummy gf
>>220135086up there they're still silent films and they have a fella on the piano in the back
>>220135052yeah she cute
employed woman is 190's gimmick character
Mould
>>220135031scrimpleding
>>220135048Why did the goose bog himself
>>220135092yh
Swedish people be like 'I am from Sweden'
>>220135092love a tummy
>>220135122Goose bros.... this cant be
>>220135129that lass had cancer didnt sheremember seeing her on the tick tockshope shes ok x
>>220135086My parents said that and we're in Shropshire not the north
>>220135150Nope she had kidsAshley Tervort
>>220135150no she had a heart attack and needed heart surgery but she's ok now x
fucking despise scandisicelandics are alright
clocks fo gorward tonight
going to have a second can of full fat coke
At ALDI yesterday I was working the self checkouts and this little kid sat in a trolley grabbed my boob nearly punched his lights out there and then
that's her dad
>>220135086yeah i say this
>>220135142same
>>220135150no she had a cleft palate but she got it fixed as a kid
>>220135173Coke doesn't have fat in it, it has sugar in it
people forget that Peep Show had a prequel called The Smoking Room
southerners be like 'lets 'ave a li'l darnse'
Sir Milan Manfredi
>>220135178giwtwm
>>220135074why don't you have the Aldi ones?
looking at cinema bookings to see all the fellow incel loners
>>220135209didn't ask
>>220135266I do sometimes. ALDI used to do a grape and cherry one they were lush
ok returned from the marketit was quiet at this time but a boomer still rolled into the entrance then stopped right after the entrywaygot two cans, a heathen and a franziskaner, which is a funny pairing to getthat concludes my blog, please comment down below
Plans for a 70-storey tower have been unveiled which would see it become Liverpool's tallest building.The proposed skyscraper includes a 5-star hotel and luxury residences on the city's waterfront, north of Pier Head.
Project Hail Mouldy
>>220135097when will they realise that most people arent comfortable with islam
same old shit from the reds
>>220135290You were told
>>220135328scccccccccc
>>220135204would do unspeakable things to her
rorke putting the final touches to his 'Shrek is woker than you remember' video essay
Travellers will save the white race
day 4 of hingeonly getting stacies so this app clearly isnt for me, thought there would be a decent amount of average or below averages id feel like id have a chance with but apparently not deleting soon
how do people get fat?i don’t understand it. maybe cause ive always been a slim scrawny bloke but anytime i overeat I just feel sick and bloated. any further food would make me feel worse not better. same goes for too much sugar. i just don’t get it. sucker for the drink and substances though.
Does your local area have a "Parking Like a Tw@t" Facebook pages?
>>220134580fixed it
>>220135358Like what?
>>220135381your stomach stretches and your full signal gets fucked upt. was 24 stone 10 years ago
>>220135373promising myself to do hingetoil this yearstill very nervous about it because women can be so cruel and im awfully sensitive
Racism in 2026 is stupid. How are you going to function in the modern economy if you're racist? Are you just going to ignore black and brown colleagues at work and not talk to them? That will just get you fired.
He's looksmaxxed
>>220135406kiss her tummy
>>220135338wahey!
>>220135406cuddle her and touch her tum
>>220135381I hate when fatties talk about how hard it is to lose weight. It happens to me and I'm trying to put it on.
>>220135373Keep scrolling
>>220135415shut it darkie
>>220135448how much longer do i have to scroll until the 6/10s and below start popping up
>>220135442it depends on how you grew upi grew up a fat cunt so losing all the weight was a pain but when i started lifting i put on so much muscle people asked if i were roidingknew a skinny guy, couldn't put on weight, but he only ate cocktail sausages and half a personal pizza
>>220135337What that ass shake do honey
employed woman have you ever been up The Wrekin?
>>220135516If she carries on I'll be giving her shit pipe a wrekin in the Aldi bogs
>>220135516Yes, a long time ago. Been thinking about going up it again at some point
>‘We’ll bomb Delhi, Mumbai if USA targets our nukes’: Pakistan’s former envoy to India
>>220135551And the downside?
oh for crying out loud>free sample>ended up being charged for it
>>220135568sc
>>220135399I'm voting green to ensure this happens
>>220135586im four months off the vape in a weekpack it in son, niccy's a mugs game
>>220135586I tried a coffee one from a different brand and it was horrible
>>220135586you've been done
>>220135486I was 62kg a few years ago, but now I'm fluctuating between 71 and 73. I was aiming for 80 this year but we're already three months in (almost four).
>>220135622i've just come off the vape as well, at least this one doesn't fuck your lungs. plan to eventually quit this too.>>220135624was it velo? i've had some absolutely rank pouches from velo. zyn are mostly good
>>220135645chonker
get the hussy posted
>>220135677I used to be 75 until I started cooking food I actually liked then I ballooned to 82
Rorke
>>220135663>i've just come off the vape as well, at least this one doesn't fuck your lungs. plan to eventually quit this too.if you're the lad i told to wean off, 20 to 3mg is gonna be rough but it's your addiction to sort out
Mousey has fingered this match between Everton and Chelsea as the most important of the entire season
im fat and binge eat to distract myself from suicidal thoughts, that are made worse by being fatwish there was a fat rehab i could go to haha
which is the finer pleasure, digging out a booger or earwax?
>>220135707not me, but i found 20mg to be way too strong anyway. i am trying 3mg, worst that can happen is i use more, but at least it's not making me sick.
>>220135735booger
>>220134877it honestly baffles me she’s an actress, need harvey weinstein back in business fucking PRONTO
>>220135735boogs are salty and earwax is bitter
just listened to 10 minutes of these three talking and it's basically how i imagine /brit/ would be if they magically became rich and muscular
>>220135586nothing gayer than vaping
got austin powers 2 on, what a day
genuinely don’t get how people enjoy ZYN Doesn’t feel like a cigarette at all
>>220135729https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-18/weight-loss-prisons-obesity-rising-in-china/106236242they have them in China take a month off work and go lose some weightextra effective if you don't like Chinese food
>>220135779vibes
going shop anyone want anything?
>>220135781those are not vapes
>>220135794Nothing like the smooth taste of a Marlboro™ Gold!
>>220135812yeah.... *looks longingly at your fat arse* but some things we can't get...
>>220135781what about sucking and fucking mens cocks
got the fontaines dc on
>>220135805very gay
um
>>220135825SCREAMING
>>220135794first started it when i was 17 hit me like a trainbeen on it nearly every day since summer 2021ciggies are grim to me. vaping is too often. i do strong pouches (30-50mg), but only two a day. One at around 10am, one after dinner. More when boozing.
>what about sucking and fucking mens cocks
get the cuties posted
>>220135805UM
mental illness
>>220135825hootign
Imagine you're sat down at the table eating breakfast, your gf wakes up and comes into the room while you're mid chew, sits up on the table facing you in her pyjama shorts, then proceeds to spread her legs, moving her shorts to one side and starts fingering herself while putting her feet on your shoulders. What do you do?
>>220135841you were 17 in 2021?i was 30don't you have a club to be going to with your pals, not hanging around on an unc forum
>>220135864it's the botnet paedo
>>220135873zesty foden face
>>220135873slap her for being a filthy harlot
>>220135877>don't you have a club to be going to with your palsgrim
>Slovak Prime Minister Robert Fico called US President Donald Trump “devastatingly stupid” after Fico returned from their personal meeting.
not gay but i think it would be great to have a boyfriend who'd suck me cock while i watch futa porn
>>220135907what actually is slovakia
watching this MasterChef thing on the telly and I actually think I could do this job. they are only cooking recipes the boss chef has made, not making their own. is that all it is in real life too?
>>220135907based third-positionist slovakia
should probably take down the zog machine
>>220135873she masturbates like once a month and never initiates sex so I don't think mine would do that
>>220135943save him :(
>>220135929mate its even easier in real lifekitches have each chef doing like 1 easy part of the dish and then 1 chef who adds it all togetherlike 1 chef gets paid 30 grand just to peel potatoes
Now walk it out (now walk it out)now walk it out (now walk it out)Now walk it out (now walk it out)Now walk it out (now walk it out)Now West side walk it out (now West side walk it out)Now South side walk it out (now South side walk it out)East side walk it out (East side walk it out)North side walk it out (North side walk it out)
>>220135962he likes the water
/brit/ is the #1 gateway to the alt-right
mental how even a 6'5 bodybuilder with a terrachad face looks like a limp incel without hair
Craig Charles Funk and Soul Show then I'll check out that SNL UK programme you lot keep banging on about!
>>220135981this is why I'm glad I've got my grandad's hair89 and he's still not balding
>>220135972interesting. never made a potato but I'm sure I could learn
>>220136007means absolutely nothing
>>220136007you're 89 years old?
>>220135981>lose hair>Instantly start soyjakingmad
>>220136026yh
The wig snatch was staged. It's all staged. You're watching the new WWF wrestling.
>>220135929>>220135972the difficult part is that most kitchens are horrendously understaffed to keep costs down so you have to do the jobs of 4-5 chefsonly michelin star restaurants have jobs like dedicated potato peeler
>>220135873wake up
>>220136060fuck off boringlad
remember when paul scholes sucked his daughter's toes
>>220136078Just english things
they're barbecuing peas
anna de villeup the arse
grilled lettuce
need are donald to rig the next election in favour of rupert
>>220135486every skinny cunt who eats 1200cals thinks they're eating loads lmao
bit scared because my bollocks are aching like mad
sitting fatlyon your creaking computer chairstomach full of foodclacking your keyboardjiggling as you giggle at your posts
>>220135406i can't speak of it
Got a Sopranos t shirt
i fought for this country
>>220136126you need to have a wank urgently
>>220136141go on show us your fitx
>>220136141tonyfinal scenedead
>>220136131ktim
four more hours until the peak of cringe kino is launched
>>220136126*starts booting you in the bollocks*(i'm female btw so you have to say corr)
Toby Soprano
>>220136131remember reading this in AQA Anthology
>>220136180i'm a few years older than that but the cover was identical
>>220135586cant stop sucking that muck reckon its doing my insides no good, no good at all
>>220136166I can`t Believe ..I Can`t believe !!It`s ComingHome !!
>girl likes me on hinge>75 miles awaywhy? are they stupid? shame, because she's quite pretty. though her profile is pretty boring (primary school teacher, "typical sunday? reading in the garden"), but i'd take that over the stacies in bikini photos
>>220136157oho that's a good onewill remember for next time I wear a black tshirt
>>220136180for me its
>>220136224ok
>>220136208nicotine is actually good for you though.
>>220136233that's the fella who owns russia innit x
>>220136224hours drive, get her shagged
>>220136233rorke's da on the cover
>>220136131ktim but not fat
>>220136224>but i'd take that over the stacies in bikini photosnot like the other boys are you?
>>220136237yeah x
>>220136246Looks fuck all like Keir Starmer are you dumb
>>220136224sounds like roobs
just witnessed hs stake 37 grand on one hand of baccarat
>>220136258i get his pointyou'll last longer and do better when you're looksmatched and lifematched
grrr baby very grrr
>>220136278polychrome Green Joker will take care of that
>>220136295Why is life such effort when you get older
Fresh>>220136325>>220136325>>220136325
you're the man now dog
>>220136309It`s Ok ..Don`t worryaboutIt !!
bit fucking early that
guy standinga video yojimbo productiondirected by video yojimbowritten by video yojimbostarring video yojimbo
david mitchell
based janny
The /brit/ Biker Gang will need to ride again if the janny keeps these antics up
YOU DO IT FOR FREEYOU DO IT FOR FREEEEEEEYOU FAT PAEDOYOU DO IT FOR FREE
mental how women themselves give advice on how to attract them but it doesn't workeither they're lying or are retarded
noodles for me tea i think
free /sp/ outlawz 4 life
No. We aren't going to make any memes about his name. This has been discussed to death in the archives.
>>220136431they forgot to tell you that you had to actually leave your smelly bedroom first
>>220136432im going to do fish fingers with a jacket potato and beans
>>220136461it lush
>>220136441westsiiiiiiiideeeee
ruining my own life
>>220136461Corrrr peng
>>220136470your incel idol is dead :-)
>>220136491>>220136491>>220136491
Sir Kier Rodney Starmer
>>220136484forever in our hearts
>>220134990is he hot
