sir keir starmer edition
Please send me more bangers from your country. One thing you cannot deny about the Brits is their ability to make God-tier tunes. https://youtu.be/4T6e3GJCjow
snlspammer's gonna be fuming about this onewith any luck he'll fucking top himself
>>220141498good song this
Please watch the official teaser trailer for Dune: Part 3 the epic conclusion to Denis Villeneuve's Dune trilogy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_9vCamtuPY
SNL Laugh Count (in running): 0
utterly mad how that happens to the people you most suspectb-b-but corbyn
jakeys outside are letting their dogs fight
>>220143222i don't watch trailers lest they be terrible and misrepresent the film or spoil the film
Now you've heard about great armies who conquered far and near,You've heard about the 36th, the glorious volunteers.Here's a little history we're trying to repeat,It's sung in every loyalist town and every loyalist streetBring back, bring back, bring back the Black and Tans!Bring back, bring back, bring back the Black and Tans!
>>220143225i had 1 with the keir phone call thing
never laughed at a single snl thing actual goycattle entertainment
>>220141498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVVDaQU9eE
welshlad on a vpn >.<
>>220141498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK7egZaT3hs
>>220143262its a movie of a 50 year old book mate
my wife's boyfriend beat me up
any yorkshire man in
timmy's paul atreides is quite fit with a buzz cut
going to a concert/gig next weekfirst time I have ever gone to one and I'm going aloneany tips on what to do so I don't make a fool of myself like the autistic freak I am
>>220143290a project drafted entirely for 30 second social media clipsi simply do not believe anyone is watching sky comedy or whatever non channel this one on saturday evening
>>220143345Just enjoy it lad. Who are you seeing?
>>220143335YesThis webm proves we cannot be bettered
>>220143345Be yourself
alright landlord
poo
>>220143345learn the spasm bob manoeuvre
TINA FEY JUST GOT STABBED ON SNL
>>220143345You have never been to a gig before?Just watch the band that's all you need to do. There's no way you can go wrong.
>>220143362you wouldn't know the group because they are foreignI'm only going because it's my autistic obsessioneveryone else there will probably be foreign
>>220143385can't believe norton's done this
>>220143362the gay porn spunk band x
bee yourself
>>220143335jews film this to promote britain to illegal migrants
bobbing up and down in a warehouse
>>220143321presumably there's not point in making film adaptions of books at all if there's no difference in the creative direction?
keep doing the same thing every weekendgetting wankered, swearing I'll stop drinking, talk myself out of it and do the same thing next weekendabsolutely sick of it
someone give me a link for sky one stream
>>220143388yeah but I read they don't let you bring water and food in, and it's four hours long, and the band only has an hour and a half of songs, so what are we doing for four hours?? surely there is something else you're not just standing around wanking right
>>220143335
god almighty this is fucking dire
>>220143362My Bloody Valentine
>>220143445Gesundheit
>>220143393I listen to tons of foreign bands (American, French, Australian, Canadian, German, etc). But in any case, just have a good time lad.
ooh look at me i'm out first i'm all yellow
>>220143423there'll be a support act before. you don't need to get there at the exact start time it says.they sell drink and possibly food there which is how they make any money
obviously something very creepy about "nightlife" videos when it's just lasses with cleavage and short skirts but there's also something quite comfy about just everyone being a bit drunk and wanting to have fun and lashing off the chains of that week's toil
>>220143471"have a good time" sounds like insidious adviceyou're wanting me to make a fool of myself aren't you
>>220143498all the videos are taken by jeets thats why you think its creepy
new big joel video alter
>>220143424love english roses me
>>220143498What's creepy about filming women in public who thought 'yes this is an acceptable way to dress in public'?
gamer girls rule the world
>>220143463If this is you then great decision just make sure you pick up and use the ear protection when you get in, it's absolutely not optional.
>>220143513got it open in another tab xneed to finish listening to this alubm first thogh
>>220143345nobody will notice you or give a shit
>>220143464Back in your box
>>220143535why do you post this image x
>>220143512BBC caught some they were all whitehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9wxx97jlveo
Not only do we have the oldest and smallest housing stock in Europe, but renovation work costs as much as a house itself so all the houses are disgusting pieces of I'm currently house hunting as a first time buyer btw
>>220143565she has pretty hair
>>220143471it's called Omnipotent Youth Society, they're Chinesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXwz-YwXT10my favourite song of theirs ^
>>220143534because walking down the street where two dozen people in leeds might see you and then move on with their day is not the same as two million people probably full of hate and anger see you and feel they MUST share their opinion to the entire internetsuspect you know this but are probably acting dumb as some sort of gotcha to women
>>220141455He genuinely isn't doing that bad
>>220143593Maybe don't dress like that then? Simple enough solution
>>220143535*kicks her in her stupid face*
hi lovelies
>>220143585they're playing in the UK?i like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXk3g9HgRW8
it’s easier to fool a man than to convince a man he’s being fooled
>>220143614go fuck yourself you revolting bender
>>220143585haha I know this band, didn't know they had a new album.
minecraft world coming to chessington
>>220143614hi ummypops
>>220143593If you go out in public you have to accept the possibility that you will be caught on camera. Not exactly rocket science is it?
>>220143585get a chinese baddie
>>220143610dunno i feel people should basically be allowed to dress how they want and not feel like they might be subjected to abuse because of the clothes they choose to weardon;t you?
playing league of legends
This is the best episode of lmpy and Chimpy I've ever seen
>>220143585ha i'm going to the troxy alone soon too
>>220143644not allowed
Alison Hammond's dad was Mohammed Ali's bodyguard
it not ri, paid 9 quid last time I saw a band at the troxy
currently got no income source so i really shouldnt be getting maccas but come on lads i mean come the fuck on its maccas
>>220143622yeah, in Manchester and London, it's their first tour in Europe>>220143632it's been out for aaaaaaages mate get listening>>220143653I'm going to the Manchester one tho
>>220143643no?
>>220143643People are entitled to dress how they want. They are not however entitled to dictate how other people feel about it. If you go out in your pyjamas and dressing gown, yes people will laugh at you because you're a lazy piece of shit who can't even dress themselves. Either you're OK with that and don't care what other people think or you should get dressed properly.
>>220143627um x>>220143635hiya hru?
>>220143673You're not laughing at them though are you, you're having a meltdown over them on 4chan.org
>>220143643*walks up to you dressed as a willy*what now?
>>220143666everyone going to an omnipotent youth society gig will be just as autistic and unwashed as you standing stiff as boards trying not to visibly enjoy the music I wouldn't worry about your own behaviour too much
playing overwatch with sister and shes still going on about how attractive junkrat is
>>220143699I am laughing at them mate, dumb slags gonna slag. They won't sleep with you for defending them on the Internet you know?
Wish I learnt a trade
mad how we could all be mates and go see bands together but we probably wouldn't have a good time cause I'm autisticx
hey guys what's goin... OH MY GOD
>>220143692a funnier joke would him pressing all of them with each of his fingers and the bottom image is him smiling
>[Deleted]What was it?
>>220143725mate why do you hate women
>>220143666>I'm going to the Manchester one thoMe too! Let's all meet up.
>>220143728currently learning a trade, hate my life
>>220143732i think things are best enjoyed from the comfort of your smelly bedroom x
SNL Laugh Count (in running): 0.5>Fat black bloke got half a laugh then started overplaying it
>>220143749A big black willard
>>220143714I do wash myself I'm not that bad but I am very autisticalso I think it's mostly going to be Chinese people... I speak Chinese but if they find out they'll try to talk to me
>>220143747well yeah if you ignore that the meme already exists and that is literally the entire joke
that was beautiful
>>220143759You’ll appreciate it in a few years
>>220143725this. they're ashamed of being shown for what they really are: disgusting pieces of meat. they hate the guys who hold up the mirror.
>>220143712This is all Jamaica's fault
>>220143760I just go out alonex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAF68usI7Ak the next UK lolcow
>>220143767>also I think it's mostly going to be Chinese people..i think you're underestimating how popular that band is lad
>>220143463I was them on their first reunion tour after m b v came out they're not really a great live act tb.h
Ladies and gentlemen, we have just entered WW 3
>>220143789He is too dangerous
you truly are a lost soul if you watched SNL
need a bf
>>220143810I'd rather reserve that for baby rapists but you think that's fine
>>220143801I saw a video of their Berlin show and it was 100% Chinese. Also I don't think Mancunians listen to non-English musicguess we'll see on the day
Hows your gfs womb doing?
>>220143653saw the flaming lips there a few yearsokay venue i guess
bout to go to bedbit nihilistic and miserable but I'll hopefully have a nice napeverything's just a bit boring innitwaiting around to die might have a pepsi max with breakfast tomorrow
>>220143789wtf he's talking about killing himself now. Where do you lot find these freaks?
God, what have you done?You're a pink pony girlAnd you dance at the clubOh mama, I'm just having funOn the stage in my heelsIt's where I belong down at thePink Pony ClubI'm gonna keep on dancing at thePink Pony Club
>>220143767i dont know any east asians but lately ive been seeing them all around my small town think id be a bit shocked if i ever heard a chink with a british accent
Yes he blatantly phoneposted one and posted the other on his PC at the same time, let's all reply to both posts with fake interest
>>220143862>>220143865
>>220143862>>220143865These are men.
>>220143862>>220143865like this her masculine figure is much more apparenttrannards can never stand up to continued examination
>>220143889first sane yank post of the day. 22 hours and 35 minutes in
>>220143862There is no legislating for how fit this lad is
bloody bastard bitch work on monday bloody hate it fucks sake
>>220143897>her
/brit/ favourite category for wanking?
>>220143904
>>220143897well she's not masculine at all is she
>>220143904you just know
>>220143913>smoking fetishqrd?
did Jesus deny being God in Mark 10:18?
>>220143935It's 10:37 mate
is leftypol and foden the same person?
rodded a guy for beeping at me in the car park but then realised my lights were off. Sorry lad you were trying to warn me and you got abuse for no reason. it not right x
Love Emma Watson, me.
>>220143935he ain't god is he he's god's son god shagged mary behind joseph's back
>>220143964i think shes just okay
even now, it looms
>>220143913milf facesitting pov
want to be deadx
>>220143913mine is making up stories where i laugh at women while it's half 10 on a saturday nightcorrr gets me off
>>220143997whats wrong hun
>>220143913Christ what a grim picture.
>>220143965You will burn in hell for all eternity for such statements
>>220143932lasses smoking and also they're sexy
is the bible worth readinglike if I don't believe in god will it convince me god is real
>>220144006everythingx
>>220143932remember watching a video about a young lad with a smoking fetish and all of the comments were egging him on to destroy his body and i think he died
>>220144020nahboringsays people who believe in god are evil (good samaritan story)
>>220144020no it'll convince you than 1st century authors weren't up to much
>>220144020No but you will become an atheist when you realise how stupid 90% of the shit in there is.
SOMETHING IS BROKEN SOMETHING IS FUCKED
leftypol perfroming the dieg-osummongin gritual )Oposting about christiantty on a weekend)
>>220144028:(dont give up you are valid and loved
>>220144070my ring piece
bored of the iran war nowmight get into baking or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch/GbRPTdME5UE
>>220143997lucky for you we all have a date with the grim reaper
hard to believe the bible was written by just one bloke, a king at that
atheists are well cringe ahaha
thinking about gaygen good patter but it's a bit sad really
>>220144020probably not much point unless you're interested in the history of some other aspect behind it.It's not gonna make you believe in god as so most if it is completely irrelevant or insane, this is essentially how the Catholic church came to be, nobody could understand it so the religious classes banded together and picked out which bits that gave them the most power/wealth and told the illiterate masses this is what Christianity is
fuck cagers
>>220144116ok stop thinking about it then let alone boring us with it
genuinely isn’t an atheist on this planet who could defeat me they are fat gay and weak
>>220144135heh 420
>>220143912cute :3
>>220144134DSP had a shave
>newcastleoh I am laffin
just watched all of yhe binble on king james' youtube channel
>yhe binble
>>220143997told you earlier lad. stay in bed and stop fucking boring us with your attention seeking sadposting. fucking cunt.
in the sewer all alone
have everything I need to buy drugs off dark web but I actually can't be arsed doing it and might start spending my time getting a life
don't want anything
Hey lads ladsHORSE POOPY
stuck in lugia's stomach alone
>>220144176done that freak
>>220144195decent post
lads.... it's SNL UK... xe's only got a couple of weeks to live....
>>220144153blaze it LEGALISE!!
i dont want to fucking hurt people
feeling sad
>>220144220you can fuck off as well you fucking cunt
>>220144220why keep posting that wogsocket
>>220144176Leave him aloneSadposting keeps it real
making a fleshlight out of aerogel
>>220144220cheer up mate:)>>220144222cry more bitch nigga
filtering all the aris nowsick and tired of it
>>220144139mate chill out and maybe hang yourself with a belt on your door handle
>>220144229you're a fucking cunt as well. fuck off
>>220144220wish you die
felling zesty
um im the umbunny and i say be happy and never give upumx
I've noticed that the britisher always cuts their toast in half before eating on youchoob and admittedly it seems like a good idea
>>220144238fuck off you fucking cunt
All of you are soulless zog puppets. You're not real people. You smell bad and you are intellectual retarded.
Pollux B. This is where I live
cuntbunny seethingx
>>220144270yeah? well you're a fucking cunt
>>220144270yeah alri mate nice oneanyway can I get a Big Mac with large chips? Cheers
>>220144251Phil mate you working on a move to Fiorentina?
>>220144254Thanks Umbunny!
>>220144210is it happening now? not seen a word about it outside of this place
>>220144222>>220144223>>220144250rude>>220144238thank u
>>220143335GIRRRLS are built so weird which is why I prefer guys, I just understand a guys better a lot more. It just makes sense.
>>220144271shut it you cunt
>>220144281mousey's dream
>>220144271the average /brit/ poster is more likely to live on pollux B than he is to live in London
>>220144135Me when I'm walking>fuck cagersMe when I'm driving>fuck pedestrians
>>220144298a guys body*
Alright lads, Errhorse here. Errrrrrrrrr
>>220144271If Limmy was here he would make a joke about how it sounds like "bollocks" and /brit/ would do a laugh despite him being a deeply unfunny man
sir professor jiang
Let's get close closer than closecloser than you could ever imagine us
it's ok to be sad sometimes
>>220144331go to sleep jeff
>>220144254love this x
>>220144339):
toilfu is a stoner loser
hi
Mad how badly Trump has botched this Iran war.
see how the parasite operatespretends to be meknows everyone believes because they`re dumb
Humanity peaked between 1981 and 9/11. It will never be as good again.
>>220144353im built like this
>>220144331wonder what the taliban are thinking
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sorry to say, it's not looking good for most of you.
>>220144331Genuinely would be a laugh if they said something similar about Washington or London and see if anyone panics lmao
off to my pooey bed which I've shat in constantly and it's coated in poo. good night
>>220144301What a load of old pollux
>>220144375Probably something in Arabic
>>220144270sir, this is a wendys drive thru
>>220144367More like between 1881 and 1914
>>220144353fucking state of that lol
Wrote a poem. It goes like this:Get funky!Get spunky!Roll around on the floor like a monkey!
dfgbjghfdkngasfdhjgfd
I wish I was Iran
>>220144388they speak pashto you imbecile rorke you
>>220144367the period that involved my birth and formative years, yes correct.
>>220144398really good
bout to go to sleepmight dunnomight fucking fucks sake bollocks
>>220144391Was LITERALLY just about to post this
>>220144314who's this whore
>>220144367Mental how true this is. What went wrong?
:/
>>220144419great minds think alike
best time to be white was the 1960s in south africa
any racism going?
>>220144416Thanks
fuck off before i destroy you all
>>220144424I mean I'm not a historian but I'd guess 9/11
>>220144420Kathryn Newton
at the sex shop
>>220144355its mad how badly he's fucked itall he had to do was not start wars, crack down on the woke and control the borderbut instead he's taken a massive shite on his base for israel
>>220144367what about 1984not a good year there was even a book about it that both rorkes and leftypols love talking about (none of them have ever read it)
Mad how the first world war was the start of the downfall of Europe and it's never recovered from it.
>>220144450Yes see >>220144448
15 minutes to go. I've subjected myself to every painful minute so far.>SNL Laugh Count (in running): 0.5
>>220144346sometimes got to feel sad and do a cry, get it all out then tomorrow you feel better
Mental how Trump has just escaped from my Arse.
Only good things post ww1 are technological and scientific Everything else should be disregarded
>>220144473fuck off and play your Jap friend simulator you boring cunt
>>220144436Fucking hell that's hot
best time to be alive is right now. 2nd best time is tomorrow :)
>>220144492i never feel better
did the browns bomb the other browns
BLOG ON YOUBORING FUCKINGBASTAAAAAARD
Iran has won the war on the metaphysical, spiritual, psychological, and moral fronts.America has lost on the intellectual and economic fronts.
>>220144508you're fucking gay cunt and i hate you
>>220144478Mad and mental how this is true
We at /brit/ demand Sky One commissions a second series of SNL UK
>>220144515yeah they did mateany thoughts on where we go now?
>>220144519me?
>>220144521close ur fuckin eyes then
>>220144355>thought they could only reach 2000km with missiles>they just launched one 4000kmneed to do some fucking research really
>>2201443672001-07 the UK was very rich07 was when it ended
>>220144528up ur mums arse
>>220144500finished playing for today off to bed now
mad how I've been posting without a pass this entire night for no reason, I just kept filling out captchas for no bloody reason!!!
>>220144542big if true
Turn up the ghettoblasta!!!
>technological and scientific advances from ww1There are none. And if you say tanks you are an incel
Mousecord is abuzz with the news that Mousey be hosting SNL UK in 2 weeks x
sometimes i get in the mood to watch pokemon videos but most people who upload videos are gay anime cunts
>>220144563tan ks
Hi lads it's me, Diego Garcia!!! The island!!!!
>>220144563Moon landing Computers
>>220144572what are your opinions on the Nicene creed
>>220144181(that's my home!)
>>220144572haha alri deegsy garcia lad
>>220144572*fires a missile in your general direction*
>>220144563There obviously is
>>220144550made the mistake of buying a pass and now can't go backits as if adblock wasn't free
>>220144572here's £101m to fuck off
I don't consent to drinking water.
The famous moon landing of 1917, I remember it well
might have a gu in bed
>>220144561
>>220144563they figured out how to shoot guns from planes through the propellersmental
>>220144582Love it!>>220144584Wahey!>>220144585Oi mate that bloody hurt fuck off you wanker don't do that again>>220144595Wahey!
>>220144597It was classified. You just lack the clearance.
>>220144563I bet surgery got better
>>220144563they didn't have 4chan in ww1 that's an advancement
>>220144563organ transplants
>>220144597Nazis unironically did land in 1937
GET UIT GFFCKING TMADE RIGHT TGHIS BLODODY INSTANT TIRHGT NOW
>>220144628telegraph was the same thing
>>220144563sex arses
I said post ww1 and not from anyways
I won't be going for an 11pm poo, because:> I've showered now> It's too late> I'm in bed and comfortable*farts in bed*
11pm theory never proven wrong
did we all get meningitis vaccines as kids or was that other for stuff?
>>220144649Yeah anyway"s" you were wrong NEXT
>>220143169>>220143169>>220143169
>>220144657forgot to ask that today when I was with the family ffs
>>220144657we did but not for this type of meningitis
Just checked the reddit reaction to SNL UK. They love it
>>220143445Remember her? I hardly knew here
