SNL UK cringe kino editonhttps://www.twitch.tv/snluklive
>>220143169haha
>>220143169Whose the redhead in the bus stop?
Who exactly is the target audience for SNL UK?
the new
doing a gay porn dance
>>220143571yankified brits, you don't have those?
Mad how normies still think ww1 actually happened lmao
*sees something that looks like a vagina*i should call her... haha
>>220144686WW1 didn't happen but WW2 did
>>220143571trannies, green voters and that bent cunt who keeps spamming ariana grande
one week ToGo ..until THE GREAT TIME THEFT !!don`tbe Asheep !!Concede your clock !!
that's not my namethat's not my name
Mad how they're going to destroy all history prior to the 21st century
>>220144690thats quite a puffy vag
in bed, seething
>>220144728well that's her penis
>>220143571yankfied braindead bovine NPC biomass
You lads given anymore thought to the phantom time theory?
>>220144721apart from the british empire. they'll keep that bit. useful as a stick to beat us with you see
>>220143571deegs
/brit/ sends its condolences to the family of Robert Mueller over his death
>>220144751qrd?
imagine ruby granger had a cock
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774083220723500.mp4Rorke arriving in the thread like
>>220144756There won't be a Britain it'll be a biomass prison island
>>220144767never liked his yogurts. and they sponsored aston villa. cunts
>>220144767will never forget his world cup goals
>>220144767loved his yoghurts
>>220144771this is my dream.... my NIGHTMARE
>>220143571I don't know because no-one really watches late night TV here unless it's on terrestrial. They should've probably streamed it at the same time for free on YT. It's DOA even aside from the fact it looks atrocious, why would guests bother going on for a viewership of 20k.
got little dark age - slowed + reverb on
>>220144771cor! and I bet she would cockmog me!
Activate it.
>>220144819look at that cheeky chinaman [:
I genuinely believe declining birthrates in western countries is dependent on their industrial level. The more industrialised a nation is, the more micro plastics. Micro plastics is known to cause low sperm counts. This explains why African birthrates are skyrocketing. You'll also see birthrates in India and china start to decline this century as they become more industrialised.
They're literally destroying Britain on purpose
>>220144801yeah im thinking vibes + choonage
mad how most trans women after years of cock shrinking hormones STILL cockmog me mental
Doing a listenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5tXsoj-lx8
>>220144837Was just saying this down the insufferable virgin freak club
>>220144845benefit scroungers? yes you are
>>220144845they have to. lenny henry wants his 19 trillion quid you see
>>220144845
Well winter was deadly More at 10
>>220144845it'll be ok x*starts rubbing your inner thigh*
what did you lads get?
>>220144852gave that boring virgin a 51st trimester abortion
>>220144837I reckon there's a link between work place safety practices improving and the rise of really stupid people. It's as if they're not being wiped out in industrial accidents anymore because health and safety laws prevent them from dying because of their own stupidity resulting in them breeding and producing even more stupid more people.On top of that I also think because it's no longer socially acceptable for fathers to marry off their daughters to the best available men this has weakened the gene pool because some of the country's top women end up settling for a lower class manual labourer
>>220144872nothing because I only have money for food now until the end of the month
>>220144872no dragons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i10ppb_yKUU
>>220144872hello kitty island adventure :)
>>220144872i have kingdoms of amalur remaster sitting in my cartprobably won't get anything else
*drops a big pile of plates in a crowded /brit/*
>>220144916WAHEY!
my name is rorke and its really nice to meet you
>>220144916SACK THE JUGGLER
>>220143571People who are scared of getting cancer
fear is the mind killerfear is the little death that brings total obliteration
all the things rorke said all the things rorke saidposted in the thread posted in the threadposted in the thread!
>>220144945s
so anyway how about that poo
>>220144941good and accurate post
>>220144941do you want to talk about dune :3
https://vocaroo.com/145yoJgLxrje
>>220144970cant wait for the part 3 movie :) hope its good
>>220144945poo screaming
*sees something scurry by the corner of my eye*Anyone else see that?
>>220144981I will be interested, have you read the books? the second book is very very different to the first which made up the first two films
Gray Norts was on SNL UK omdsssss
clocks just went forward
>>220143571RICHARD OSMAN loved it, will YOU?
>>220145008the guy who's on TV all the time was on TV bet the normgoblins lapped that up
Mad how Starmer can't even stop 4chan from illegally entering Britain.
You lads get your mum anything good for mother's day tomorrow then?
The first edition of SNL UK is over. We at /brit/ have had the laughometer keenly monitoring the audience reaction over the course of the evening, and we can now confirm that the results are in.>The official laugh total from the first 75 minutes of SNL UK is.... 0.5 from when that fat black lad said something mildly funny
when I did bury me hang my balls on the cherry tree
sad choon hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGV-SOu2li8
>>220144945this. is. heathermong..
>>220145011Not inMyroom ..not Ever !! fight it Anon !!
>>220145042You make this joke in the week BEFORE mother's day you fucking melt
Dadberg refuses to get us Sky so I couldn't watch SNLUK
>>220145042don't talk to my mum
>>220145042nopehate that neglectful hoarder bitch
>>220145042A shit in a decorative box
>>220145053https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhTHHBE_hgs
SNL won't work here because we've had proper sketch programmes and they was well wicked
>>220145073I don't!
>>220145075well that's nice>>220145085well that's nice>>220145073well that's nice
>>220145061Actually, it's any Saturday you can do it, you bewildering newfag
all women are insane
>>220145048laughometre sex arse
good morning lads!
You lads looking forward to Christmas tomorrow then?
am gay
>>220145112fact
11:30pm he is still utterly seething about women
>>220145091there hasn't been any good british comedy since monkey dust
>>220145127yeh? ill be the judge of that
>>220145119it's night ya soft git ye hahah
who's birthday is next?
>>220145125can't believe i missed carols from kings. it's an xmas eve tradition to watch that with a glass of red in front of the fire
>>220145149mine :>
It's Saturday night, lads. Why aren't you out with your gf?...you do have a gf...don't you lads?
>good morning lads!
>>220145137most overrated programme to be frequently spammed in /brit/ le wacky reddit humour SNL UK is the spiritual sequel to it
Cheadle... Cheadle has just been hit
Wish I could live in one of them fire watch towers in Yankland.
>>220145161haha y-yeah she's just......posting on Mumsnet.....or something
>>220145137loved monkey dust proper good and not reddit like some fools say
>>220145182wish someone would set it on fire after you moved in
>bonjour les gars
I creamed raw into a fanny last week during a first date. No idea how some guys do hookup culture. I'd been a nervous wreck thinking about STDs.
>>220145169monkey dust is 4chan not reddit
I HAVENT GOT A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND AND I CANT TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS
>>220145169
>>220145182It gets lonely up there in my watchtower by myself. Why don't you join me?
All of /brit/ eagerly awaits The Guardian review of SNLUK>[spoiler]They'll give it at least 4 stars despite it being diabolical[/spoiler]
>>220145169monkey dust isn't wacky or random monkey dust is good
I don't believe that you mean well.
why are pixar mums always animated with such huge arses
>>220145194ummy
ohohoho weren't they wrong now
>>220145194
get yourself to bed lads, new day tomorrow
monkey dust is like animated brass eye
>>220145194no fodens
I think my social skills are a bit rusty. I used to be better in social situations. Now I'm a bit of a nervous wreck. Need to get back into drinking as a social crutch.
Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they insist on being placed at "the captain's table", they get up late, they nudge people whilst they're shooting. They muck about. Imagine... the fear... of knowing you have a gay man on board a boat, when you retire at night you think to yourself "God... will I wake up and find everybody dead?" You can't run a ship like that.
>>220145229They're purposely retracting growth so they can profit by sucking up assets again. Seen it all a million times by now.
starting my own type of oil. brentford crude, selling it at 40 quid a barrel
....
mad how I remember the autumn fashion post vividly and now it's six months later and I haven't gained a single clue at all!
transvestitesmandem in disguise
>>220145262I believe that was one of spakis gimmicks
>>220145161how about yours
last time i posted here some mexican named beto was running this shithole
By the powers invested in me by mumsnet users and the hordes of aimlessly angry tiktok uploaders I pronounce you a child molester
more transphobia cool!
/brit/ doesn't run on oil so it's not our problem
>>220145291i beto he's been deported since then
El muchacho de los ojos tristesVive solo y necesita amorComo el aire necesita vermeComo el sol lo necesito yoEl muchacho de los ojos tristesHa encontrado al fin una razónPara hacer que su mirada rÃaCon mis besos y mi gran amor
farting in my big bed
>>220145307stupid fucking tranny cunt
>>220145277couldn't make that song now I reckon
:)
doing the blacks built britain dance
>>220144872considered crusader kings 3 but saw the price of it
>>220145307it's not on
>>220145326go fuck yourself
rorke buying a singular barrel of oil
ireland has a shite flag
>>220145348and putting it in the middle of his living room
>>220145346No.
>>220145324I'm also off gassing from my rear
Why is so much British comedy created by Oxford alumni
>>220145354screeach
horny for some shaved mumsnet menopause clunge
a solitary barrel of oil rolls down rorke's cheek
>>220145366when the working class get to they produce specimens such as peter kay
state of this smelly tranny bender cunt. bet he's crying now
>>220145366No one outside of Oxford or Cambridge aluminiums get anywhere in this country
Saving the nations energy supply by wiping faces of games workshop patrons and barrelling it up
>>220145348>>220145354I dont get it
>>220145394rorke purchasing a barrel of oil and putting it in his living room
Sir Benjamin Netanyahu
>only celebrity follower I have on X unfollowed me after I insulted her boss
used to be a man could make a living crafting barrels
Just Stop Oil giving Trump honourary membership
>>220145437lol
don't know how people can be so mean
>>220145034I will wait for Dara Ó Briain and Ian Hislop's opinion. If they give it the green light, I'll check it out.
yank humiliation ritual
My arse hasn’t felt the finger or tongue of a women in far too long
>>220145342s
>>220145450i know *bes mean*
i fucking WISH trump actually deported a fraction of the people he's been credited with deporting. just deport all non whites or asians at this point, im fed up with this being a transient shithole dumping ground for all the failed nations of the world to dump their brainless people off on.
>>220145482take that back !
the only sense of belonging i feel in this world is with my hand
>>220145492Go tell your buddies on pol mate.
I look like this and act like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HM1xZolkPE
>>220145446Thank you, thank youI'll be on SNL next weekend or my YouTube channel if its cancelled by then
>>220144767>play with us granddad>i cant. i have to run cover for the democrat party by pretending to investigate the presidentwhat a loser
>>220145497no *bes meaner*
>>220145492>all non whiteshow can you deport the descendant of slaves??you brought the slaves to you
>>220144788
Listening to Mexican music. Good musicians these lads are, wish I knew Spanish
>>220145529NEVER FOAM ALONE
>>220145499i tried to enter pol earlier but forgot to type L and wound up in the paper and origami board. ban 4chan at once
>>220145520*cries and shits myslef*
Bringing over slaves was wrong, it's time to right wrongs and send them back
Only 2 hours until gfberg is back in town and I can get my arse eaten out like someone with no arms eating a tube of pringles
>>220145500let me see you>>220145524this is an error on your part and most black people aren't related to slaves any longer. look at Barack Obama the most well known black American: he had a white mother and an African father. Zero ancestry connected to slavery.
hair is getting way too long and it's upsetting me
>>220145554she'll be doing a haka on your arse
>>220145189show was written by smug lefties who enjoyed mocking people fearful of mass immigration
>>220145576um x
Mad how messi played for psg
>>220145545i didn't mean it
Mwaah the Pinot Noir
haka tuah
>>220145588poo scream gorpheus?
Can hear the sister doing cute wittle rabbit poos. Got a lob on.
>>220145579that's just what those papers were and are like though
>>220145577sc
Had a dream I was at the beach and pooseal was there but he was walking on two legs and smoking a fag
>>220145604
Uuuaarrgghh the French
>>220145599i know luv x
Voting green to bring the country down
>>220145626that's a Certified umdiepio© Exclusive imageyou need permission to use it
>>220145629hate them
>>220145551Yep give them all first class seats for a treat. No need for reparations. Just look them straight in the eye and apologise with a firm handshake because at the end of the day they just want to be treated with respect.
i feel sweaty and grim
need her sat on my face
>>220145636still shat yourself tho
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773005728909933.mp4Hollywood is fucking finished
>>220145419post their twitter x
>>220145649are you a bookish (slightly absurd) lesbian?
can't believe there's one of them transes that's identical to alysa liu (Caileykatts)
leftypol doing a bbc tribal dance
>>220145672what's that then like warding off huw edwards from returning
killing myself
why are we letting him use our bases again?
>>220145680fuck up
>>220145649With that peachy little arse
mental
>>220145682dont do that ummypopsx
>>220145649imagine her sat on the sybianwonder what she'd be like
>>220145672
>>220145684We are obedient lapdogs to our master
>>220145667why yes i am. i just love the smell of pine cones that i sniff with my teen girl cooter
Much too many posts about current events and politics on this board. That’s not what this board is about
>>220145666https://x.com/MichelleObama
>>220145702stop
>>220145702no thank you
Diaper Donny doesn't know what day it is
>>220144746Most people then
>Chappell Roan Accused of Bullying an 11-Year-Old Fan at Lollapalooza Brasil Hotel
bed
Taming of the poo
Yanks could never
I am SO upset with the state of this country. I am SO upset that I can't move to Europe because the fucking Brexit took away our rights in exchange for... worse immigration? Before Brexit I could have lived and worked in any European country without any fuss. Now I have to compete with India and whoever the fuck else at the bottom of the pile.We fought two fucking wars to save Europe, just be treated like lepers. It ain't right bros. It ain't fucking right. We deserve better than this.
I love all of you, and wish you all well in your livesI hope my silly posts make you 'scream' on occassion x
>>220145749lit
>>220145616All that stuff is true but portrayed to be histrionics
>>220145707That would be so hot. And feeding her my cock as she grinds herself wet and sopping to orgasm.
want to die
>>220145745gwarn jorginho
erm
>>220145763love u too mate xx
>>220145783i don't mind seeing a guy fuck a tranny but trannies together are not attractive
>>220145783corrr
>>220145307it's impossible to be trans
>>220145657Would watch this
>>220145763love you roo bongy
>>220145779no though
>>220145763They do. You're a nice fella. And I have the same feelings towards you all, even the rorkes, because I will eventually turn you all into conscious workers.Having said that, I SHALL continue to verbally abuse you and mock you
>>220145803obviously false
>>220145657Big fan of it saying ai production in the corner incase you were confused
>>220145783Aw HELL yeah, fuck they deleted it before I could enlarge the thumbnail
Rorke committing suicide by locking himself in a fridge
right well that's it then, relationship of 6 years down the draingone
>>220145814sc
>>220145834Guess he should have...chilled out
Being a rorke and never thinking about leftypol ever because just don't
>>220145838roaring
>>220145838what was his name?
>>220145838What happened?
mental how Brazil has a female politician who changed her surname just so people will think she's Bolsonaro's daughteromdshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabiana_Bolsonaro
>>220145838deleted the wrong folder?
another nasty post from a nasty little man
>>220145838Plenty of other blokes out there x
>>220145838She turned 12?
>>220145811Proven to be true
>>220145857>Guillaume, did you hear what I said?
>>220145866no need to sign your posts
>>220145838Hamsterberg in the blender and then down the loo?
hate how my sweaty bed makes me itch
>>220145859>She criticised the appointment of Erika Hilton, a trans woman, as president of the federal Commission for the Defence of Women's Rights.[8]lolwat
>>220145838good
fuck off
watched a movie and came back to 4 new likes on my hingedidn't match with any of them
I wonder who is the oldest poster here
>>220145859>She also changed her self-declared race from white to parda (mixed), a decision that would result in her party receiving more from the Party Fund Brazil gone woke
>>220145869add that onto the newspaper
>>220145868yh....
in bed, might get the asmr on
my penis is comically small
>>220145906I'm 43
>>220145906Everyone here is over 35
>>220145919show us the dad bod
I am a VERY itchy man right now
>>220145745just read the story and it wasn't even her it was her security guard
>>220145919Thats mad, Im 30 myself. Do you have a wife and kids and all?
>>220145915now im here yours is no longer the smallest
>>220145919good because i'm 41
>>220145933Guilty by association
bed timewish me good night please :3
>>220145915same, literally less than 2 inches hard as a diamond
I'm 25
>>220145958good night matex
jeez
i should just fucking styop existing
>>220145958Night bongo
>>220145959Um! xx
>>220145968you're loved
>>220145958*kisses you good night*
>>220145966C: nn
>>220145980demonstrably not
>styop
>>220145958Night night
Might od on opioids
>>220145983xx
>>220145967Tame compared to shitting on Rob Reiner desu
>>220145959look at this lad with a monster dong
Hearing that Reddit loved SNL
>>220145991Well you deserve to be you know. Every human being deserves to experience the feeling of love in their life and it's a shame some don't have it yet. Be at peace with yourself, you aren't as bad as you feel right now.
Need a gigantic willard to turn my arse inside outNot gay btw
"Thousands have lived without love, not one without water." - W. H. Auden
>>220145919>>220145953The rorkes I presume
>>220146034>>220146034new
>>220145838How'd you fuck it up lad
>>220143571Americanized Londoners
