Muscle dyke editionDykevious: >>220139393
Making Chinese BBQ skewers for the homies
outsider
>>220146757nth for Black Kweens
I've got a belt of vodka I could drink but I dont even feel like I deserve to get drunk
>>220146777I like outsiders.
I am ready to die
>on the US–Israel–Iran war, Pakistan’s senior defence strategist Abdul Basit said:>“If America attacks Pakistan, we will nuke India.” Our missiles can’t reach the U.S, So Indian cities like Delhi & Mumbai become targets.wow something good could come out of this after all
>>220146819Why would we attack Pakistan
>>220146819i call cap pakis dont got the balls and neither do jeets
>>220146819Pakistani generals are weird because I heard one say "that Pakistanis who support Iran over Pakistan should just move to Iran"
>>220146829America has done it multiple times actually, usually to kill some durkadurka terrorist with a drone strike. Knowing they will nuke India means you are morally obligated to do it again.
>>220146829idk but we should do it anyways
>>220146855That's kind of what you get for hiding a known terrorist on the FBI's most wanted list next to your country's military academy
>>220146840They have a bad relationship because of Balochistan
>>220146818Why?
yo, listen up, here's a storyabout a little guy that lives in a blue world
I don't think canadians or europeans should be welcome in /cum/ they aren't doing jack fucking shit so it is of my opinion that they fuck off who the fuck agrees with me FUCK!!!
>>220146881I have given up on life. I feel sick everyday
>>220146867During the Afghan war it was an open secret that the Pakistani government wasn't really an ally. Their version of the CIA, the ISI, was like a completely independent rogue agency supporting the Taliban and others (most of whom they now hate again) even sometimes against the regular Paki military and government's interests. Such a bizarre shithole the Jeetosphere is.
>>220146886
>>220146889We are a founding member of /cum/ and cannot be kicked out. Would you really want to post on /um/ all day? I think not.
>>220146904NOOOO
>>220146889Are Americans and Mexicans doing anything for int?
>>220146904look at him go!
fugging famished
just once I’d like to banish a demon by screaming “go to hell!” while brandishing a lantern in the astral plane
>>220146892I feel that. Sometimes life is like that. Sometimes you don’t care about it. Something you do enjoy life. Life is like that. I hope you feel better.
>>220146939Thanks man I really needed that
>>220146938*Male demon starts twerking on you*
>>220146914>>220146916I mean they aren't doing anything in this WAR when we send them billions of dollars
CAN ANIMALS BURP???I Just walked outside to take out the trash and heard and incredibly human sounding burp coming from somewhere in the dark. My nearest neighbor is almost a quarter mile down the road and it sounded like it was like 10 feet away. I'm freaking the fuck out right now and just locked every window and door.
>>220146969YesDummy
>>220146969i know my dog used to burp after chugging water
>>220146969Yea ya retard
ever watch a pug have a backwards sneeze? thought the little guy was having a stroke desu senpai
>>220146757Emma isn't a dyke.
>>220146969thats was a KILLER, he will KILL YOU
>>220147004Yes she is I fucked her
Canada is the asshole of the Americas that's why there's so much fucking gas there
>>220147009Chappel is being eaten alive in your country
Genuine leather is actually the lowest grade of leather
I need to shave my arm hair before summer
>>220146969Dogs burp all the time you big dumb-dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax294Sq5phc
>>220147039why? are you a swimmer?
>>220147061No but I need to look good before summer
>>220147025Please elaborate
It's only 9 30 and I'm so fucked up grrrrrrrrrrrrrrim
Had an argument with my dad about overpopulation
>>220147112Overpopulation is a myth. Even the Chinese stopped their one-child policy
>>220146969That was a wendigo.
>>220147112>>220147126round two
>>220147080No sure how that'll help.
Cowboy culture did not come from Mexico, wikipedia lies.
Didn’t drink this week because my face was bloated as fuck
>>220147163Me for the last 5 years (alcoholic)
>>220147126>woaaah bro! There will be 6 billion people instead of 8 billion.There is too many people and not enough space for sustainable agriculture to feed them, and not enough space to properly house them. Unless you are fine with the destruction of the natural ecosystems, in which case you can squeeze in an extra 2 billion people
>>220147159donald trump be like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raMqldOQ9Ew
just finished season 15 of red vs bluemight call out of work again tomorrow and watch season 16
>>220147183Let thirdies starve
>>220147184ask me how I know you're a drug addict
>>220147191Bitch tomorrow is a Sunday
Truth
>>220147209https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUvEfkreRxw
>>220147206naw i got sober just like fat nick
pizza
>>220147193Yes, exactly my point. Did you know that most of the rivers that leak plastic in the ocean are in India? Imagine if all Indians just fucking died right now. Just how much better the world would be
>>220147219Lol
Now I want pizza
>>220147225>naw i got soberI told you I knew
>>220147230>Did you know that most of the rivers that leak plastic in the ocean are in India?Yes the other rivers are in Afr*ca
i used to love eating lead paint chips when i was a kid
Going on an incelwalk.
>>220147234only a fellow addict would even know who fat nick istalk about projection lol
>>220147253I need to do this. I live near a golf course and there's a path for golfers but idk if they allow pedestrians
>>220147247God imagine how much better the world would instantly become if 80% of the populations of South America, Africa, and the Indian subcontinent all died
>>220147250What did they taste like
>>220147261>implyingI know who he is because I listened to him when I was 15 and thought drug addicts were coolno grown adult listens to fat nick without being a junkie lol
Would you date the female version of yourself? Me? Absolutely not
I am mentally ill
>>220147275>15tell me you were a loser without telling me you were a loser in high school i listened to gucci mane and got pussy, you? lol
can you tell where I'm from
>>220147267Slightly sweet
Not a big fan of invincible
When I'm losing in a video game I start to have hallucinations where I win
How do I get a new zealander gf as a blackanon?
>>220147289congrats bro now you're a recovering drug addict and I'm making six figureslet that sink in
>>220147294Flyoverville, USA
>>220146777ZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTOI WILL ALWAYS BE AN OUTSIDER
Don't know if I should stick my fingers down my throat to feel better
gonna go band for band with a junkie on 4chan because that's a productive use of my time
>>2201473021) Why are you black? 2) Just move to NZ and find some anti-racist white women who would date a black man for good boy points. Note: The easier they are the more baggage comes with it
Nig Nogs
Nite time smokes soon
>>220147299What about The Boys
Discuss
>>220147330>find some anti-racist white women who would date a black man for good boy pointsNo thanks. Maori women mog white hags.
>>220147343Is that doechie??
>>220147343source
>>220147345You didn't answer my number 1, you are a cruel and dishonest man
>>220147294texas
My portfolio did 36% in 2025, not bad
Slumming it having to have roommates in Brooklyn. I need to go back for my Masters if I want my own place in NYC (more like Pooyork amiright?)
>>220147362That's my girlfriend I have sex with over twenty times per day (rough estimate)
It's 2026. Why aren't we living in a post-scarcity society yet????
Eating cheesesticks
>>220147405lol in small town Maryland I can find apartments for like 1300 or maybe 1k a month. If I get housemates I could get a place for even less.
Dinner was a salad of arugula and cabbage with shredded carrots and a couple boiled eggs. Next I had some fried rice with sardines and half an onion.
I walked around the park shirtless and I saw some double takes. It's easy to catch people mirin when you're wearing reflective sunglasses
>I didnt know people could GET that fat
>>220147482kek
Have you been playing death stranding 2?
>>220147506I wasnt big on the first game so I didnt get 2
anyone want to have sex? theres just one catch though, you need to be a woman
>>220147478Are you morbidly obese?
>>220147523there's no women here huebro
>>220147528No, I'm 185lbs at 6'2"
Death Stranding is literally just delivering a package. I can't imagine what the sequel would be
Who do you fags who winning at March Madness?
>>220147556Animals did the holocaust
Ghostface! Catch the blast of a hype verseMy Glock burst, leave in a hearse, I did worseI come rough, tough like an elephant tuskYour head rush, fly like Egyptian musk
>>220147522It's identical to the first game so probably wise counsel. I love it personally, can't think of a better second screen game.
>>220147556>a pig's eyes before the bolt gun is pressed against its forehead
>>220147560I could not possibly care less about college basketball if I tried
>>220147560michgan im in a 4 way tie for 62nd place in the /sp/ group
>>220147584Am I crazy for picking Iowa State?
>second screen game.
>>220147594not really, cold ass white boys always show up in marchjust really unlikely because the refs are incentivized to be bias till the final four
>>220147596I drank too much
Our guy Commisar Yarrick is backhttps://youtu.be/mvbiICfYMZc
>>220147616
>>220147616This nigga drank too much
I'm such a schadenfreude. I love watching videos of people receiving prison sentences or getting arrested
>>220147090Genuine leather is not a guarantee of the actual quality of the leather. Full grain leather is actually the highest quality of leather because it's taken from the top layer of the animal and is the most resilient
>>220147300I used to make war thunder lineups of like 5 different SPAA's and spend every match watching the skies. Any time I shot a player down I would takk MAD shit in all chat. It was great fun
>>220147641did you watch the one were the judge gave an 18 year old black 25 years?lmao
>>220147658That's the one I'm watching right now!
>>220147641I have schadenfreude*
It's only 10pm and I'm so fucked up aaaaaaggghhhh please kill me
>>220147658>>220147661Link please that sounds juicy
It's almost barbecue time guys, You want a beer?
>>220147294My dad is from Rhode Island and pronounces wash with a r like that. You're somewhere in new england.
>>220147658Yeah and the kid deserved it for trying to rob some place. I wish we would do that more in Chicago then there wouldn't be so many issues with crime
>>220147668https://youtu.be/MdCLJXYWMeY?si=XNPrGUDEU2qlWB1q
>>220147680naw it wasnt just thatthey literally beat this clerk down lol
Ussy gussy my pussy your man wanna take him a lookie
>>220147662you are an esl
>>220147680>>220147693I'm all for second chances and moderate sentencing but if someone with multiple priors commits a violent armed robbery they shouldn't be out for a long while, at least 10 years probably
I've always been team lana
>>220147700Silence ramirez, bet you don't even know what the word recondite or gelid means
https://youtu.be/rynxqdNMry4This song makes me tear up.
>>220147745Fag
>>220147737i dont know but im really cold
>>220147745Nice boy shy girl.
>>220147758you realize that they're both trans right, the man has zippertit scars, the girl has a bulge, that shit hetero af
>>220147770More trans stuff then.
>>220147760Nice one bud
>>220147770Straight with extra steps
>>220147745Kill yourself it should be manly man on manly man, TRASH PORN THROW IT AWAY
>>220147811no one, not a single person, was claiming that it wasn't straight
I am so drunk does the swede want to kiss me
>>220147817In reality it isn't though, to be real with you.
need a new album to listen to
Eating the leftover pizza mom and her boyfriend forgot about
>>220147831Guts
>>220147831New to you or actually new?
>>220147833eat it in front of him to establish dominance
Guts? From Berserk?
Need to shave off all my body hair before summer
>>220147844new to me
I wanna swim in the lake that I grew up in wanna stay half the day high in boston common and do all the things I'd do when I got to college
>
>>220147876This made me laugh as a kid
>>220147824I dunno, will you buy me a firearm first?
Ate an entire package of cheese sticks. I can taste the microplastics
>>220147831https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IMsI0R5qPw
For me it was peanut butter jelly time
>>220147892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMR8a8nCM4c
>>220147885That's illegal in Swedistan
Everyone's sports gambling these days
>>220147892Me when I drink Kuerig coffee
>>220147904Me af
>>220147885i would buy you a rifle
>>220147902not feeling this
>>220147927I bet you say that to all the swedes ;)
lmao swede bro
Drinkity drunk drunk drunk yeah
>>220147992Same but high
post her ass
Anyone read the latest Brandon Sanderson novel?
>Same but high
>>220148003
>>220148017Like clockwork
Denounce the dark lord Nyarlathotep
>>220148025Me most nights
I need a doctor
>>220148040what happened
>>220148040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l66etP7mBJU
>>220148058Too much alchy
I have to pee
I am a genetic failure
>>220147917For some reason zoomers have taken to gambling as readily as any third worlder does
>>220148101what if we peed at the same time
I'm down $180 betting on hockey this month
>>220148129well shucks i just bet on nhl for tim hortons points.
>>220148129Stop sports betting anon.
>>220148128Can we cross streams?
>>220148101What if I peed on her?
Frank Hassle was assaulted on camera and no charges were filed
>>220148129Celebrini is a hack tbqh
>>220148152might be difficult if one of us hypothetically were trans and had a boy vagina
>>220148163Hart contender and most points in a season since crosby and gretsky, cope
>>220148162Why was she trying to beat him up
>>220148171He was going through her bag, hassling her.
>>220148129>betting on hockeyas a certified puck fiend thats retarded hockey is too random
>>220148201>wings are in freefall>habs are on a tear>wings blow the doors off them
>certified puck fiend
just retrodicted the poobergdidnae i motfinkin' garn be 10 'fore theudder fing like
Just peed for like 10 minutes
Literally me.
I'm fuckin sexy homie what the fuck?
Watching picrel with my younger Brother atm, he really likes it so far
>>220148271
>>220148266I reccd this to the Hallmark movie poster a while back and she loved it
rei best girl
>tranime
>>220148284MANY such cases
>>220148266This some high school drama movie or something
Kinda want to see the Super Mario Galaxy movie
Tried to sleep but the room kept spinning
>>220148333Them ears are floppin all over the place!
>>220148340Don't fall asleep on your back please
Asuka general
>>220148355>>220148280
>>220148347Interdasting you can't fall asleep on your back
You think Speed could take on Flight in a brawl
>>220148339I still haven't seen the first one
I don't know if I need my stomach pumped or not
>>220148420It's mid as fuck
>>220148428I can pump your throat if you want
>>220148442Please do it I think I'm finna die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUWX7re9Bww
>>220148439In this era that's all you can really ask
Why are they recommending this to me?
>>220148482your algorithm thinks you have trans ideations
>>220148482Because you're a hateful bigot who needs to be educated
>>220148459*pumps twice**dribbles cum*Heh... be sure to clean yourself up sweetheart.
about to commit a war crime on the shitter
It's wrong to buy into sick peoples delusions out of some misguided effort to help them. I can't believe it's become not only acceptable but expected that we just have to agree with whatever anyone wants to believe they are. It's the opposite of helping them
nobody in the world hates muslims more than me lol
>>220148482If you watch either anti-trans or pro-trans content the algorithm will push both anti- and pro-trans as it's considered the same topic.
Just realized my tinder picture is me at the gym with only 25lbs on the bench press
>>220148521i want to challenge you but you actually live among them so i believe you
!!!EXTREME HANGOVER DIARRHEA TIME!!!
>>220148499>Gigi's POV
>>220148528Might as well double down and replace it with one where you're struggling to lift light rubber weights. Guys will find it cute.
>>220148551Life is grim
>>220148543Who
Something I always found kind of funny with superhero bullshit is that whils they always have some other attributes that are great (strength, speed, flight) they almost never have a special amount of intelligence that's proportional to those attributes. For example look at Omniman. He's perfect in every single way except that his intelligence is basically just a normal guy. When you think about it proportionally it's just kind of funny. It's sort of like how a person with down syndrome has all the attributes of a normal human except intelligence, which makes them stupid. A superhero has all the attributes of a God except intelligence. In essence, Omniman is a god with down syndrome, and all the vitramites are actually vastly inferior to humans not despite their powers but because of them. Because of their great potential to cause destruction, without the mental capability to wield such power. Even the show itself displays this perfectly when vitramites slaughtered eachother and completely overturned their society into a supremacist one, where apparently being the best at killing means you're the ideal being, and then set out into the universe to conquer other races for almost no reason. Gods with down syndrome.
i didn't ask
>>220148528Gay men probably don't care to look. Unless they're gym rats themselves maybe, how the hell would I know
Watched this film tonight, not so good in my opinion.
One should, when overwhelmed by the shadow of a giant, move aside and see if the colossal shadow isn't merely that of a pygmy blocking out the sun.
>>220148646It's pretty weird. Some good ideas but poorly executed. It was also made in that weird period of media where people thought future tech would be biological but special effects and prop making wasn't really up to the task of making convincing ones yet
dumb peanutposter
>>220148673>It's pretty weird.It was Cronenberg, so I went in expecting that. It's just that the weird didn't really go anywhere or have anything to do with the actual plot besides a gross-out factor. Like you could swap out the entire biological part for some sort of Matrix style tech and the underlying story wouldn't really be that different.
https://youtu.be/C_FQZUSy1Vg
Gave catberg too much stool softener and she made a big diarrhea mess that took like an hour to clean up...award.
>>220148762Nigga how dumb do you have to be to take an hour to clean cat doo
lmao
>>220148779It was in the fucking carpet and was in my room and down the hall and all down the fucking stairs. It was probably the biggest diarrhea shit I've ever seen a cat do.
>>220148789your cat is not even a jew and adding -berg to common nouns doesnt even make sense, if you want your cat to be a jew so bad then make it his name, you dont have to say catberg every time
>>220148819its an /int/ meme
>>220148826It's a /brit/ meme, which is why any self-respecting /cum/mer should refuse to use it on principle
>>220148826i dont care if its a meme its retarded and nonsensical
Going to sleepstein on the bedberg
>>220148857you cant add-berg or -stein to a verb, you nitwit
>>220148867Stfu
on my discord groomer server we all add -slav to each other's names, it's the same concept except slavic instead of jews
>>220148867I can do whatever the fuck I want
>>220147462Yeah but then you'd like in Maryland
https://youtu.be/0NKUpo_xKyQ
>>220148879Always sucked when these Slavs showed up
>>220148833Seconded
>>220148847fuck off newfag
>>220148906hate this song
Moved to a new city (SF) and have no one to go out with on Saturday night and now I'm sad
Im a big scythian fan
>>220148921Zesty
>>220148921Im in SF too but Im hesitant to meet a /cum/mer
I wish I was a big fat BBW with gigantic P-Cup tits
>>220148921I hear there's lots of gays there to hang out with
cort just brekkenized the beaconbergshiresevere delayment on the fingexecutive amelioration sharpish imma finkin'propa bogglin' diss course of events has beena sisyphenized kafkaism
>>220148921Have you tried being a White techbro?
>>220148925Have you seen the Asha Logos series on the Scythians
Clues by Sam solved in one minute and seven seconds
>>220148921>>220148929Why would you EVER live in frisco?
Moved to a small town several years ago and still haven't made a single friend award
>>220148925The Huns play like how the Scythians should have
>>220146767>>220146767Recycle
SF is apparently a terrible dating scene
>>220148937No
>>220148946its a great city as long as you avoid the tenderloin and market street
>>220148953haha, y-yah, thats why I cant meet women
>>220148956It's literally full of homeless people and the weather sucks. God I hate city slickers so much
>>220148997not outside of downtown, SoMa or the tenderloin.
>>220148521Why come?
>>220148946It's actually very nice if you don't live in the neighborhood they corralled the homeless into. I moved here for a job.
>>220148936I'm a White biotech bro
